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 No.2842603[Last 50 Posts]

japan
korea
china

 No.2842604

greetings from estonia!

 No.2842605

that being said i am losing hella cash today in stocks

 No.2842606

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 No.2842607

dont fuckin do it jarjar

 No.2842608

*uno reverses your toll*

 No.2842609

thats a million dollar idea why dont we set up a toll road

 No.2842610

the first kings were essentially toll barons setting up an exclusive right to toll in a certain area and they became royalty because of it

 No.2842611

around binks never relax

 No.2842612

https://x.com/bluewiddowx/status/2076708517818573122
god i fucking love fat white bitches with fat white asses

 No.2842613

>>2842612
you already posted this one like a week ago

 No.2842614

wasnt it the king that set up those high roads in the first place the plebs would be feeling their way through forests and shit if it werent for their grand project they should get a lil sugar

 No.2842615

>>2842613
it was the same fat white bitch and the same fat white asses but she jiggled it slightly differently and posted it an hour ago

 No.2842616

vietnam
phillipines

 No.2842617

jungle asians :/

 No.2842618

taiwan #1

 No.2842619

theyre gonna get blockaded soon and i hope alot of taiwan cuties immigrate here

 No.2842620

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these naps are absolutely killing me i gotta stop napping

 No.2842621

>>2842619
baste estoniabro

 No.2842622

between this and rescene straight up just doing pretty girl theyre picking clean the corpse of kara idk how to feel about it

 No.2842623

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 No.2842624

>>2842620
youre napping your life away napfuck!

 No.2842625

>>2842622
thats an insane song to sample but it kinda works

 No.2842626

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 No.2842627

cant trust a nap haver

 No.2842628

toll baron geddon

 No.2842629

wowfuck is like 😏 after reading that

 No.2842630

i got told by gleep that im the reason he left the board the last and only time i posted matan (but hes still really funny)

 No.2842631

did you watch that sam x matan vid i posted earlier?

 No.2842632

the annoying little french goblin kid?

 No.2842633

im scared of black people

 No.2842634

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 No.2842635

you know what they say in japan
nigero

 No.2842636

bravery isnt the absence of fear its carrying a gun everywhere so that you can kill whatever you are afraid of

 No.2842637

*to the tune of teenagers by my chemical romance*
black niggers scare the living shit out of me

 No.2842638

https://www.wowhead.com/ptr/item=253403/thalassian-fillet

wowfucks we have to buy all the fish off the ah

 No.2842639

cant believe there was a clown girl sitting right opposite of me
cant believe she was wearing clown shoe crocs just like me
cant believe i didnt say a word

 No.2842640

my dad beats me

 No.2842641

lol

 No.2842642

>>2842639
you shouldve gone whatre you looking at chucklehead?

 No.2842643

>>2842603
malaysia tho

 No.2842644

gooks are so funny man

 No.2842645

>>2842604
hey babe

 No.2842646

shitskinfreaks are crazy man

 No.2842647

fuuuuuuuuck man i am fucking cooked i left the lights on after parking the car and now the accumulator is gone and i cant start the car anymore
holy fucking shit fuck me in the ass man

 No.2842648

get a trickle chargers and charge ur shit back up man

 No.2842649

the accumulator sounds like something from wow

 No.2842650

>>2842647
just ask your neighbor to start your car man its nbd

 No.2842651

thats why i always keep one of those jump starters with me

 No.2842652

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 No.2842653

wait you left your car on and someone stole part of your car's ac?

 No.2842654

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 No.2842655

someone stole all the she he was accumulating in his accumulator its like logging into wow and someone had taken all your rest xp

 No.2842656

>>2842647
stay strong brother i believe in u

 No.2842657

maybe if i just forget about it for a while the battery is gonna charge itself up enough to let me start the car

 No.2842658

trickle
charger

 No.2842659

ask your neighbor with that trickle charger hed be happy to put it to use

 No.2842660

what if u take some other batteries or a power cord

 No.2842661

i couldnt finish the sam x matan x homeless guy vid sams comedic instincts are almost completely gone

 No.2842662

i dont have a trickle charger you fucking idiots

 No.2842663

get a trickle charger retard its a must have item

 No.2842664

ask your neighbor dude

 No.2842665

>>2842654
goddess

 No.2842666

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who in their right mind would give this freak a light saber

 No.2842667

yeah let me just get in my car and turn it on and drive to the trickle charger store

 No.2842668

look, you cant be posting all haughty and shit after leaving your fucking car lights on until your battery died

 No.2842669

>>2842666
i look like this irl and i still get the when are u going to get married talk 😭😭😭😭

 No.2842670

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>>2842666
right mind you say sir?

 No.2842671

>>2842669
deadass bruh 😭

 No.2842672

you could walk to auto zone and buy one

 No.2842673

gm everynyan

 No.2842674

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>>2842673
an-nyang-hasayo

 No.2842675

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 No.2842676

>>2842675
yuros look like this and talk about how fat and ugly americans are

 No.2842677

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holy fuck i want to rub my oiled up hog all over this oiled up hog so bad

 No.2842678

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 No.2842679

clean











































clean

 No.2842680

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 No.2842681

bro just cleaned jabba

 No.2842682

>>2842675
if the body moves does the head remain in place like a chickens head?

 No.2842683

trump is costing me hundreds of dollars today im trying not to think about it

 No.2842684

hoooo boy i got these drunken noodles with medium spice and my white ass is sweating bullets!

 No.2842685


 No.2842686

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 No.2842687

im kinda like the george jetson of the comm

 No.2842688

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 No.2842689

>>2842688
holy fuck shes strong as hell but the other girl is so limp like a floppy ragdoll cat she has complete trust she wont be dropped tfw no agf with total trust in you…

 No.2842690

ksluts are always doing dumb boring shit and acting like its the funniest thing in the world

 No.2842691

it actually is the funniest thing in the world

 No.2842692

woooooo i sorta lifted her off the floor rofl so funny
at least drop her on her head or something

 No.2842693

you just dont get it man

 No.2842694

>>2842691
>>2842690
its crazy that both of these posts are true at the same time

 No.2842695

i love korean girls so much

 No.2842696

>>2842687
because your boss mogs you?

 No.2842697

love this new normal where my nigger father sleeps until mid afternoon

 No.2842698


 No.2842699

zii do you ever go to serbia to do stuff?

 No.2842700

im your nigger father?

 No.2842701

>>2842677
americans look like this and talk about how skinny and attractive europeans are

 No.2842702

your nigger father might be going through a heavy existential crisis where he believes he utterly failed as a father and a husband and a human being and a christian

 No.2842703

he should be feeling that because he has but he can feel sorry for himself at his work desk in the office like a normal fucking failure nigger father instead of fucking up my schedule

 No.2842704

gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada

 No.2842705

basic bitches wear that shit so i dont even botha

 No.2842706


 No.2842707

>>2842706
it says that i cant see it

 No.2842708


 No.2842709

>>2842708
type shit zii would be doing if he got drafted

 No.2842710

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 No.2842711

>>2842708
dang thats cool af

 No.2842712

ok a coworker came fill up the battery for me now im driving around (i drive)

 No.2842713

you should upgrade him to friend status

 No.2842714

trickle
charger

 No.2842715

tickle charger >:3

 No.2842716


 No.2842717

if you put 10 AA batteries in series you would have enough voltage to start the car

 No.2842718


 No.2842719

sounds like besties territory u guys should watch the bourne trilogy together

 No.2842720

weve lost another strait

 No.2842721

how can both straits be closed smh

 No.2842722

the loss of 1 strait is a tragedy the loss of 2 is a statistic

 No.2842723

how many straits do we have left
some explain this to me like its a wow classic classic quest chain

 No.2842724

we still have suez and panama

 No.2842725

malacca strait is a big one

 No.2842726

those are canals not straits bro

 No.2842727

>And then he screamed and cried every night for me to take away the cancer that was slowly eating his bones and sanity away
>I said no because I work in mysterious ways
>The young man stopped believing in me because i didn't lift a finger to help him, and as a result had to burn in hell forever, gasping and wrenching from the lake of fire that slowly evaporated his flesh over and over again for millions upon trillions of years. For the rest of eternity
>the end

>oh and I forgot to mention, in the same timeline I made Elon Musk. Who is a trillionaire! Who is gonna live to 85 in good health!

 No.2842728

atheists are such cringe retards

 No.2842729

generational curses man
some call it karma
you did dog shit in your last life and you you eat it up

 No.2842730

speakign of slapping your hog all over a greased up hog take a look at this pregnant girl doing milk mondays while she drinks a bottle of vodka and shakes her fat ass https://kick.com/briewylde

 No.2842731

>>2842728
explain why god made epstein and drumpf and let them rape and murder little kids

 No.2842732

>its another atheist pretends not to know what free will is episode

 No.2842733

>>2842730
dayum brother

 No.2842734

atheists are the libtards of ontology

 No.2842735

cant believe my lifes been a nonstop bowl of dogwater cause of generational karma

 No.2842736

>>2842731
God made you and gave you guns

 No.2842737

free will to play wow

 No.2842738

>>2842730
this disgusting bruh 🤮🤮🤮

 No.2842739

speaking of playing wow

 No.2842740

reminder karma means ritual action and is a theosophic misuse of the word to mean some kind of generational debt/merit system

 No.2842741

*hops on ascension conquest of azeroth*

 No.2842742

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 No.2842743

gonna theosophically misuse your ass hole

 No.2842744

>>2842730
youd be the sick freak sleeping with the slaves in the old days nasty creep

 No.2842745

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 No.2842746

if there was a god, if he demanded to be worshipped, he wouldn't convey this through a multitude of competing desert cults from thousands of years ago

 No.2842747

US President Trump: "Everything in Iran belongs to America. Oil, gold, food, gas, we’re gonna take it all."

 No.2842748

TACO: baawwwwwwk BAWWWWWWK

 No.2842749

>>2842746
do not presume to know the workings of the divine
his ways are not your ways

 No.2842750

>>2842746
why are you still talking about this desert cult in the year of the birth of the savior?

 No.2842751

>>2842750
year dating back to the birth*

 No.2842752

>>2842750
islam? because its based on the women and christcuck question

 No.2842753

>>2842745
yeah googles gonna have the popularized modern misuse on there did you really think this was gonna go differently?

 No.2842754

where do i learn about the original meaning

 No.2842755

Religiontards were the original marvelbrains
I will not elaborate

 No.2842756

>>2842701
dont know what point you were trying to make but bunny literally has the perfect amount of fat on her body and its perfectly distributed too

 No.2842757

the trump kike cinematic universe

 No.2842758

remembered those 'it gets better' ads funded by kikes for fags when i was in school - like it gets better don't kill yourself gay loser. then i got to sent to the package factory and it got worse

 No.2842759

>atheist gets called the libtard of ontology so he has to come up with his own thing to own the religious
literally the type shit the left does lol

 No.2842760

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 No.2842761

little baby boy tried to use a big word *claps hands* good boy!

 No.2842762

>im a hateful willfully ignorant retard why wont God grant my wishes? wahhh! im gonna be atheist now!
lol

 No.2842763


 No.2842764

answer this
why did god curse me with a food addiction

 No.2842765

to show you what a glutton you are so learn some humility and overcome

 No.2842766

>i opened the door to gluttony and made a home in my soul for gluttony to live and flourish why am i suffering from gluttony
interesting question

 No.2842767

>>2842765
and why did he make me schizophrenic

 No.2842768

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 No.2842769

>>2842767
youre possessed

 No.2842770

bro schizophrenia is demonic possession the fuck are you doing

 No.2842771

use Christ's name and the Sign of the Cross when you're under attack

 No.2842772

wow FUCKS

 No.2842773

weed made me schizo
that and 2cb

 No.2842774

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 No.2842775

Yea bro and then Jesus turned water into wine because being drunk is epic and drinking water is gay af

 No.2842776

2C-B is a synthetic psychedelic drug chemically similar to mescaline and MDMA. Usually sold as a white powder, capsule, or tablet, it is widely known in nightlife scenes for inducing hallucinations, heightened sensory perception, and feelings of euphoria without the intense comedown of traditional psychedelics.

 No.2842777

dios mio

 No.2842778

tadaima~

 No.2842779

>>2842777
arriba..

 No.2842780

lol im thinking ella is also a hilarious baddie

 No.2842781

im too fat

 No.2842782

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 No.2842783

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>>2842782
toot im not flooding!!!

 No.2842784

let him flood

 No.2842785

>>2842758
you arent a gay loser thoughbeit

 No.2842786

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let me flood i need an agf like this

 No.2842787

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>>2842778
okaeri~

 No.2842788

thats photoshopped enough that a completely ai generated version would look more real

 No.2842789

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 No.2842790

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NO

NO NO NO NO NO

 No.2842791

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 No.2842792

>>2842780
bro meovv is the group with the most ditzy girls…

 No.2842793

*trifles with you*

 No.2842794

quit

 No.2842795

*keeps trifling*

 No.2842796

>>2842792
it totally is none of them have a brain except narin but she's autistic as fuck so it doesnt even matter

 No.2842797

itzy is the group with the most itzy girls

 No.2842798

Testing test 1 2 1 2 nigger test 1 2 1 2

 No.2842799

come in nigger tester this is nigger actual we read your test, over

 No.2842800

>>2842780
wtf since when do the kpops all speak english like this

 No.2842801


 No.2842802

>>2842800
meovv has the highest concentration of english speakers of any kpop ever ella is straight up american, narin is an autistic freak that taught herself perfect english in her room cuz she wanted to be a diplomat (lol) and gawon is nepo baby that probably spent alot of time in la and shit its crazy

 No.2842803

boomers are so fragile ive landed face first a bunch of times at way higher speeds no helmet and been fine

 No.2842804

Carl the cuck and aids skrillex

 No.2842805

scooterbro…

 No.2842806

as a scootfuck theres multiple problems going on there

never put anything on the handlebars
always ride on the sidewalk

 No.2842807

>>2842780
lol mesa tinkin ella da kroke bombad

 No.2842808

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>>2842802
bro i just looked these gooks up
this is the main picture on wikipedia 💀💀💀💀 they have to level up 4 of their face cards if they want to make it

 No.2842809

>>2842808
brother every single girl in meovv is a 9 or a 10 what do you mean theyre stacked visually

 No.2842810

u better edit their wiki article then
because damn its like a haunted house in there
plus their group name is kinda dumb

 No.2842811

please come to india

 No.2842812

File: 1783978537428.png (648.62 KB, 600x800, zeb.png)

>as a scootfuck

 No.2842813

im fucking hormuzing

 No.2842814


 No.2842815

please just open the fucking strait already when do we actually become guardians of the strait? i need these stock numbers to go up or im gonna lose it

 No.2842816

>>2842808
2 & 5 are gorg
could see 1&3 being someones type
4……… must be a good singer

 No.2842817

dunno how theyre gonna fix the strait this time like whats the plan now

 No.2842818

theres no way bro put 5 before 1 and 3

 No.2842819

he aint tasteless

 No.2842820


 No.2842821

no those numbers pretty much line up 2 and 5 are the 10's and 1 and 3 are the 9 asterisks but narin glew up plus shes charmingly autistic shes a 9 now

 No.2842822

i drove around for 1 hour and checked the battery status with the lil battery checker coworker left me and it said battery was good so i think im safe
jesus fuck what a retarded side quest
do normies really do this shit

 No.2842823

normies dont leave their lights on over night when they park lil pup

 No.2842824

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 No.2842825

and what was that for?

 No.2842826

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good mugi monday bwos

 No.2842827

bro just got lil pup'd in the thread 💀

 No.2842828

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this n word be lookin like one of the new classes in conquest of azeroth

 No.2842829

>>2842823
ok pops the lights were literally on for 2 hours this shouldnt have been possible

 No.2842830

we should all fire up wow : conquest of azeroth!

 No.2842831

>>2842828
now youre just hunting for bad photos

 No.2842832

literally just typin these gook words into google and hitting the first link or images

 No.2842833

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erm what the otaku

 No.2842834

whens the next gits ep coming out i cant be fucked to figure this out

 No.2842835

n'wah

 No.2842836

>>2842786
>>2842783
>>2842782
so basically you need a bunnygf with smaller tits, smaller ass, less beautiful

 No.2842837

>>2842836
yeah not as fat

 No.2842838

>>2842834
Just use anichart bwo

 No.2842839

crazy how my wife is going to be like bunny except smaller tits smaller ass and less beautiful and thats ok because whatever i just need a wife i dont really care too much as long as shes about a 5/10 and wants to give birth 2-3 times

 No.2842840

when my nigger father slept until noon i thought it was bad and i complained when my nigger father started sleeping till 3 in the afternoon i thought it was worse and longed for the days when hed leave at 12 now this nigger is continually sleeping until 5 or 6 pm and then sometimes not even leaving for work this is beyond the pale this is unacceptable how does this lazy nigger still have a job

 No.2842841

>>2842839
same brother same

 No.2842842

>>2842840
straits closed cant work until she open

 No.2842843

go big or go home, i will only settle for a bunnygf nothing else

 No.2842844

crazy how plan c stands for combat

 No.2842845

then you will go home.

 No.2842846

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 No.2842847

otaku used to mean something

 No.2842848

>>2842844
a 30 second pitstop is crushing

 No.2842849

>>2842845
i will go home to bunnys big beautiful bosom

 No.2842850

>>2842840
better wake that ass up boy

 No.2842851

>>2842846
pony boner

 No.2842852

i just got tittyfucked

 No.2842853

NIGGER DAD FUCK OFF NIGGER DAD FUCK OFF NIGGER DAD FUCK OFF NIGGER DAD FUCK OFF NIGGER DAD FUCK OFF

 No.2842854

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 No.2842855

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 No.2842856

blackpink will make you.. GO

 No.2842857

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 No.2842858

WOW IM FUCKIN FAT

 No.2842859

i go when i wanna go im so gone

 No.2842860

*scrubs theme song* i love gooks man

 No.2842861

>>2842858
this this so much this

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 No.2842863

>>2842829
that means this mistake has been made before

 No.2842864

fatass knocking on my door to let her out of the garage because shes too fat to go out the front door

 No.2842865

>>2842863
well its my gmas car i think shes barely driving it tbh so maybe it never really recharges
she takes good care of it otherwise so i dont think she ever did this

 No.2842866

so cute
id puke my ass out if i tried eating in the car

 No.2842867

zombiegrub if your reading this i love you

 No.2842868

lmao bro is catching mad shit for not passing

 No.2842869

worried about the war in iran

 No.2842870

File: 1783980871659.png (1.3 MB, 1200x900, ClipboardImage.png)

hoooooo boy

 No.2842871

>>2842866
this is blatant propaganda they are trying to reframe the context to kpops are allowed to eat

 No.2842872

sport idea:

volleyball with your feet

 No.2842873

>>2842872
already a thing lil pup

 No.2842874

well my sports idea is baseball but with your feet

 No.2842875

>>2842873
hey thats the fmab song

 No.2842876

>>2842874
kickball…

 No.2842877

>>2842876
football because you kick it with your foot

 No.2842878

File: 1783981162952.png (15.81 MB, 3710x2784, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2842872
they have that already

 No.2842879

whats stopping someone with working legs from playing wheelchair basketball

 No.2842880

desu

 No.2842881

this looks cool

 No.2842882

i like the name douglas

 No.2842883

ty

 No.2842884

need me a nasty brown zoomette

 No.2842885

>>2842879
it would be retarded to condition your arms to be able to play wheelchair basketball without having to ride around in a wheelchair 24/7

 No.2842886

my bias? still moka

 No.2842887

File: 1783981464822.png (1.14 MB, 1268x890, ClipboardImage.png)

theres also a foot table tennis

 No.2842888

>>2842887
they both have arms though……..??

 No.2842889

>>2842887
>>2842878
why are yuros so obsessed with feet

 No.2842890

dads making sausages for dinner…

 No.2842891

>>2842887
the brazilian girl should be forced to do it barefoot

 No.2842892

Junkrat's Loot Hunt is NOW LIVE

 No.2842893

>>2842886
hope shes doing okay now…

 No.2842894

>>2842870
thought it was nick on the left in the thumbnail and i got excited

 No.2842895

football but you don’t use your hands…

 No.2842896

hockey but you can use your hands

 No.2842897

File: 1783982431547.mp4 (1.2 MB, LYp-.mp4)


 No.2842898

handball but you can use a gun

 No.2842899

>>2842897
fuck yea

 No.2842900

sex but you just watch

 No.2842901

what if they did golf but you kicked the ball instead

 No.2842902

why is there a special olympics?

 No.2842903

>>2842897
stop
watching
porno

 No.2842904

>>2842902
god made it so you could compete

 No.2842905

what if they did golf but the ball was on a drone and instead of a golf course you played on the strait of hormuz

 No.2842906

basketball but everyone is retarded
100m sprint but no one has legs
swimming but you are blind
lol?

 No.2842907

blind sport would be sick

 No.2842908

blind hockey looks fun. id blindfold up for that

 No.2842909

they got that weird puck that makes noises

 No.2842910

*punches toot in the throat*

 No.2842911

damn 1440p monitors are so cheap now

 No.2842912

>>2842873
what the FUCK i just thought about this song earlier today!?

 No.2842913

>>2842912
so it was you who made it pop into my algs recs huh

 No.2842914

>>2842911
yea but then your rig will become out of date faster

 No.2842915

crazy how google already has mind reading technology and only uses it to curate our algs for us to watch cute lil videos

 No.2842916


 No.2842917

>>2842916
what up PipBacgalupi

 No.2842918

is it a bad idea to buy pc parts off amazon

 No.2842919

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20260713_13/
*sigh* it's getting crazier out there.

 No.2842920

>>2842916
im hopping on marvel rivals

 No.2842921

File: 1783985253895.mp4 (3.87 MB, 1783975942985101.mp4)


 No.2842922

anyone got an alg for me to watch while i eat? im completely out

 No.2842923

giving people money is secretly really fucking evil

 No.2842924

>>2842921
thats one of meijers strongest soldiers
he cant retire yet

 No.2842925


 No.2842926

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20260714_03/
>They concluded that long COVID-19 symptoms emerge when a coronavirus infection activates a dormant herpes virus, which leads to the creation of SITH-1 protein in the body.

erm, so if you have long covid then that means you have herpes….

 No.2842927


 No.2842928

hol' up Messi is only 39? how does he look older than ronaldo?

 No.2842929

so many lower class chinese girls that could be living a slightly better life with me and be loved

 No.2842930


 No.2842931

people who rely on pensions or social security should be jettisoned into the ocean

 No.2842932

im only 35 i can get my life started whenever i want i can even go to college and get my bachelors degree by the time im 40 years young!

 No.2842933

>>2842925
i mean small insignificant amounts like $400
unless you give someone life changing money or close to it then youre just flaunting your wealth in their face and not actually solving any of their problems + reminding them that every moment of their life is worth less than yours

 No.2842934

we should raise money for charity

 No.2842935

i need that money more

 No.2842936

when mom dies im going to do a gofundme and put it on her facebook and say its for charity but in reality its to buy a new gaming computer

 No.2842937

crazy that guys mom isnt going to leave him enough money to buy a new gaming computer

 No.2842938


 No.2842939

>>2842938
i mean is anyone surprised?

 No.2842940

>>2842929
>>2842930
dating down would be worse for them though

 No.2842941

who is tom segura

 No.2842942

one of those talentless podcast millionaires that joe rogan made

 No.2842943


 No.2842944

we should start listening to the joe rogan podcast i bet hes funny as hell

 No.2842945

theres lawyers that spend their whole life specializing in getting people out of speeding tickets

 No.2842946

wish my life could be like jiji the black cat

 No.2842947

>>2842943
schizo shit dno

 No.2842948

how do i stop craving food and binge eating

 No.2842949

>>2842932
if you've never had an income before you can probably get on some scholarship for poor people

 No.2842950

>>2842948
is it triggered by boredom
cuz thats me and i dunno i also need help

 No.2842951

being one of those kinds of lawyers must be difficult because a speeding ticket is a fixed known amount, so if your services end up costing more than the ticket then your service sucks. it's not like with divorce courts or medical fees where the numbers are made up, so even if you are a crappy lawyer you can still gaslight your goy client that you did a good job.

 No.2842952

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 No.2842953

just brush your teeth and the urge to snack goes away

 No.2842954


 No.2842955

>>2842948
*slides you the ladder of divine ascent*
you gotta practice temperance and fasting my brother

 No.2842956

File: 1783987493038.mp4 (2.27 MB, 162.mp4)


 No.2842957

do you guys get spontaneous erections
i feel i havent gotten those since like highschool and im wondering if thats abnormal (30yomwgh)

 No.2842958

@grok check this out *grabs crotch*

 No.2842959

just got a strange reply

 No.2842960

anyone know why pando is mad?

 No.2842961

pando is mad?

 No.2842962

i get morning wood but thats about it

 No.2842963

maybe he'll never ever come back

 No.2842964

we told you to not go on finasteride bro

 No.2842965

>>2842957
sometimes

 No.2842966

imagine your gf mommy birding you the bulls cum id be like :OOOOOO

 No.2842967

like i get horny boners just fine but not random boners i mean

 No.2842968

i had trouble getting blood to my penis at all when i got fat and wasnt exercising its gotten better since ive lost weight and added cardio

 No.2842969

>>2842957
i get odd boners when im sleep deprived i dont really know why

 No.2842970

>>2842969
increased heartrate when you havent slept could be a factor

 No.2842971

wow

 No.2842972

spicy caliente gasolina

 No.2842973

File: 1783988026852.jpg (92.2 KB, 1024x787, 1783819585907569.jpg)


 No.2842974

File: 1783988078650.mp4 (765.12 KB, 7SLZ8e1POznczGyH.mp4)


 No.2842975

uma sneeda da gasolina

 No.2842976

wouldnt it be cool if we were chads and would swap videos of us fucking random asian women

 No.2842977

youre telling me i can just go to miami and theres millions of spicy oiled up latinas walking around

 No.2842978

>>2842976
were literally gonna be doing that in q3 though

 No.2842979

>>2842978
q3 started 12 days ago man !

 No.2842980

wish i lived a normal life with an agf weekends out shopping weeknights staying in yapping and watching a movie

asex..

 No.2842981

>>2842970
damn
thats prolly it huh

 No.2842982

>>2842979
dont rush me!

 No.2842983

im not fucking random q3women im settling down with a q3wife

 No.2842984

crazy how time keeps on slippin

 No.2842985

youll still share creampie vids with us from your awife though right

 No.2842986

*takes a screenshot* yep thats going up on r/sadcringe

 No.2842987

r/padbrap

 No.2842988

which one i hope im not sadcringe material

 No.2842989


 No.2842990

File: 1783988834087.jpg (96.75 KB, 1360x768, 20260714_063615.jpg)

once my mic gets here im going to do a 162 colony made up of posters from here. ive been brainstorming ideas for pawns, so far i got:

me
zii
toon
gweedly
gleepy
sipper
pol teen
bp poster
DDR poster
particle accelerator poster
aaron
wowfreak
psycho tranny
kwintu
steve
pando
elon-kun
dad poster
toot as the leader (our ideology will be we love lain and hating outsiders for being normies)
gayspammer + bunny spammer (these two will be hated rivals lol)
belly bro (+orange and toilet)
g**kfreak
run bro
asmong spammer
i know im forgetting a few lol

since the colony will have so many people starting out i will give everyone just one major skill and two minor skills. i also want things to be chaotic as possible, so i won't hold back on negative traits. wowfreak will be incapable of labor, people with beer or smoke leaf dependencies, misanthropes, evil, pyromaniac, etc.

 No.2842991

aigooooo

 No.2842992

just wait until you learn how many wowfreaks and gookfreaks there are

 No.2842993

im not an identifiable persona in this community

 No.2842994

and the biblical gookwowfreak

 No.2842995

File: 1783988959929.png (311.13 KB, 500x498, download (6).png)


 No.2842996

>>2842990
keep us updated on this massive project

 No.2842997

>tfw made the list

 No.2842998

amazonslavebro didnt make the list at all to add to his misery that must suck am probably doesnt even read his posts

 No.2842999

>>2842990
wheres pad

 No.2843000

File: 1783989321245.png (220.12 KB, 391x409, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2843001

File: 1783989406729.jpg (93.21 KB, 1080x817, FJK910XXoAIHbUq.jpg)


 No.2843002

File: 1783989426080.jpg (247.79 KB, 2048x1730, HMbpwpOXQAAIdH8.jpg)

100% gook

 No.2843003

crazy how i didnt make the list
not that i would wanna be on it but you know

 No.2843004

File: 1783989433075.jpg (67.17 KB, 463x481, Untitled.jpg)

>wheres pad

 No.2843005

>>2843001
i piss sitting down its objectively better

 No.2843006


 No.2843007

>>2843005
u have a vagina

 No.2843008

i just piss in the bathtub

 No.2843009

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 No.2843010

>>2843007
no i have my own place and i gotta clean the toilet

 No.2843011

what happens when girls try to pee standing up have there been studies on this

 No.2843012

File: 1783989586069.jpg (643.77 KB, 1800x1800, 20260712_125902.jpg)

>>2842990
i somehow left out that this is for rimworld lol
>>2842993
ill make a generic "anon poster" pawn
>>2842995
uh, based?
>>2842998
erm i thought he was one of the g**kfreaks but if not ill add him as a separate pawn.
>>2842999
pad/brapper/darkpadder are before i was posting here. i wouldn't know how to make them.
>>2843003
its a non exhaustive lost and im already remembering a few people that i forgot to put like toss and phone poster.

 No.2843013

they make a huge fucking mess cuz their shit is crazy

 No.2843014

piss cleans the toilet

 No.2843015

>>2843010
can i come over

 No.2843016

girls do be saying they have iron deficiency and migraines but they probably dont theyre just STUPID as HELL

 No.2843017

>>2843012
you're already having hella multiples already am you know we all have 5 personas each right?

 No.2843018

pad/brapper/darkpadder are before i was posting here he says

 No.2843019

they made up whole diseases like pots and fibromyalgia

 No.2843020

wish we could go back to before he was posting that was a good ass era

 No.2843021

i love a good anemic girl

 No.2843022

crazy how some posters have 5 of their personas make the list and i didnt make it at all

 No.2843023

i got cubital tunnel

 No.2843024

File: 1783989807609.jpg (157.82 KB, 743x1200, HDyMLNwbIAA0qLj.jpg)


 No.2843025

my grandpa had it too he had the claw finger and everything but he never cared about it so its whatever

 No.2843026

i got orbital cannon tunnel

 No.2843027

*calls down a mule*

 No.2843028

*calls down the thunder*
now we reap the whirlwind

 No.2843029

gookfreak wowfreak dadhater kick dot com spammer and crazyfuckingvideo poster are all the same guy but i treat them as different people in my brain and reply differently to all of them

 No.2843030

>>2843029
damn this guys a champion

 No.2843031

there are multiple gookfreaks wowfreaks dadhaters

 No.2843032

i remember when toot enabled ids and i realized 50% of the posts were mine so i intentionally slowed down my posting

 No.2843033

File: 1783990057517.jpg (1.23 MB, 1638x2048, 1783952351252250.jpg)


 No.2843034

remember when we had to draw pictures to post

 No.2843035

>>2843032
most of the posts were gleep tho

 No.2843036

i dont think you can call just any gook poster gookfreak i think thats a reserved title

 No.2843037

>>2843033
tomyy c really let himself go

 No.2843038

>>2843032
lol i did this too

 No.2843039

you can tell his version of gookfreak wowfreak dadhater from the others
its an art

 No.2843040

File: 1783990147082.jpg (710.01 KB, 2880x3600, 1783989687710693.jpg)

found this collage of lisa's ass what do you guys think

 No.2843041

>>2843035
gleep.. miss that wise nigga like you wouldnt believe

 No.2843042

>>2843035
damn i miss gleep

 No.2843043

*wheeze*

 No.2843044

>>2843040
not a great look tbh

 No.2843045

>>2843034
remember when toot broke posting so the only thing we could do was post images
remember when he was experimenting with site formats and we had a forum for a hot second
remember when we went from vichan to jschan back to vichan
remember remember remember

 No.2843046

theres no way thongs are comfy

 No.2843047

thongs are fucking sexy though

 No.2843048

>>2843040
look at her ass

 No.2843049

just found out t-pain is jewish

 No.2843050

remember when he tried to add the prodigy - smack my bitch up to autoplay in the background but he fucked it up and it started looping like crazy and there was 100 smack my bitch ups playing at the same time

 No.2843051

been here like three years man dont know none of them things

 No.2843052

>>2843050
classic toot

 No.2843053

and the failed halloween theme…
now he just lets us marinate…..

 No.2843054

the embedded south park stream…

 No.2843055

i seem to remember a broken snowflake for months after he tried to give us a Christmas theme

 No.2843056

>>2843024
idgi

is this pointing out how girls reach maturity before boys do or something?

 No.2843057

remember how this is a honeypot made by destiny?

 No.2843058

FUCK I DIDNT GET MY VAULT FOR THE WEEK!!!!!!

 No.2843059

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 No.2843060

>>2843001
C5 or C6 so it swirls and doesn't splash much

 No.2843061

>>2842956
that was cool up until the point she spat the niggers cum on the cuck

 No.2843062


 No.2843063

File: 1783990706239.jpg (315.96 KB, 1920x1080, 20260706_123358.jpg)

>>2843045
i miss jschan. remember posting ids?
>>2843029
i do this too
>>2843031
>>2843017
im aware, but it's nearly impossible to accurately attribute them so it's easier to just pretend they are all different people.
>>2843018
i mean at least i think so
>>2843020
oh, i forgot to include rude poster in the first list.
>>2843022
im so sorry, which are your personas? one of the irys bros, the indie poster? help me out here….

 No.2843064

someones always gonna be left out

 No.2843065

>>2843056
they are those girls

 No.2843066

>>2843057
by shroud b ut yeah

 No.2843067

i have a lazy eye

 No.2843068

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 No.2843069

any of you guys ever use a cock ring

 No.2843070

next time i go to the liquor store im 100% stealing a bottle opener

 No.2843071

yeah

 No.2843072

>>2843040
her butt is terrible but she has some great pieces in there

 No.2843073

*petitions for my 3rd, 4th, and 5th personas to also get in*

 No.2843074

>>2843071
was it epic

 No.2843075

heard if you use cock rings too much you get impotent and i remember one amateur guy who i used to watch that used em and his later vids his dick was always soft he was pushing rope into his hot as hell wife so yeah i think it fucks your dick up

 No.2843076

>>2843074
gotta get the right size and you cant use the stretchy ones
they don't restrict the blood flow like the solid ones do

 No.2843077

yall weird asf

 No.2843078

are they supposed to squeeze hard enough to stop you from cooming? is that the point?

 No.2843079

no they are supposed to constrict the blood flow to your penis so its like higher pressure or w/e

 No.2843080

>>2842990
ive been here a decade
been called a pillar countless times
multipersonad so successfully i dont make the list

dont put reeki or fp in

 No.2843081

>>2843080
i know who you are

 No.2843082

>>2842990
what about jeff

 No.2843083

oh yeah you gotta put dossierbro in

 No.2843084

File: 1783991450672.mp4 (3.08 MB, big eddie.mp4)


 No.2843085

>>2843065
>draw girl
>pretend it's boy
no wonder tranns sistas have such bad agp

 No.2843086

>>2843084
now thats just ridiculous

 No.2843087

detroitboy

 No.2843088

can we get a lower angle of big eddie swinging his thing?

 No.2843089

iirc that guy died from too many synthol injections

 No.2843090

thats deffo a silicone filled cock

 No.2843091

>>2843082
he's belly bro

 No.2843092

those silicone filled crazy huge cocks are kinda awesome though

 No.2843093

i disagree but you are free to have that opinion

 No.2843094

actually hes not were going to beat him to death with rocks

 No.2843095

File: 1783991887436.jpg (292.34 KB, 1209x2048, 20260703_065444.jpg)

>>2843080
are you one of the og /scv/ posters like tosog, fanny, zombie, broseidon, wc_owl, ooooophidian, pisko, vogue, etc? you said ten years so im guessing no then? you're not ren are you?

i wasn't going to put brother reeki in since i only interacted with him once in zii's chat a long time ago. why not put fp in though?

 No.2843096


 No.2843097

we want big eddie
we want big eddie
we want big eddie
we want big eddie
we want big eddie

 No.2843098

enough nostalgiaposting we have bright futures ahead of us we cant be acting like a bunch of old men

 No.2843099

my future is not bright its dim

 No.2843100

File: 1783992054076.jpeg (952.82 KB, 2316x3088, 3940479155513376340_2026-….jpeg)

q3

 No.2843101

File: 1783992126651.jpg (217.55 KB, 1275x1812, 20260628_185850.jpg)

i would put bobob in but idk if he's even still alive since he's been mia for so long and it's bad voodoo to put the deceased in a game like that…

 No.2843102

vodnvape……

 No.2843103

why arent you putting any of the minor ecelebs that sometimes post here like charls

 No.2843104

>>2843101
he likes my tweets sometimes

 No.2843105

the first results that show for NAS when i want info should not be a nigger

 No.2843106

or oldmanlaundry or w/e his name was

 No.2843107

no one here is over 6ft

 No.2843108

im exactly 6ft

 No.2843109

yeah me too

 No.2843110

File: 1783992856591.jpg (156.32 KB, 874x1114, 20260628_083949.jpg)

>>2843103
>charles
the guy that helped toot with programming the site that one time? i haven't seen him mentioned in years.
>>2843102
if he streams or least chats in zii's stream ill put him in. same with goatherder.
>>2843104
same, but that could be a bot or something for all i know.

 No.2843111

fuckhead bought some canned chicken

 No.2843112

make chicken salad

 No.2843113

im due for a win

 No.2843114

spoonfeed me the /scv/ origin story
it used to be starcraft thread on /vg/ or what

 No.2843115

>>2843114
it was a war against tkopa…

 No.2843116

overate again im going to throw my snacks and candies away tomorrow im taking two steps forward and then two steps back im tired of this

 No.2843117

>>2843114
you have to go back to the taiping rebellion

 No.2843118

>>2843116
*smacks your rotund belly*

 No.2843119

>>2842990
half of those are me

 No.2843120

File: 1783994269526.jpg (395.84 KB, 2970x2100, 20260628_020003.jpg)

>>2843114
/scv/ was the first general on /v/ and is the reason /vg/ was created. i think the /v/ general lasted about a year before the exil to /vg/, i remember for a while there were threads on both boards lol. we had multiple jannies on /vg/ that hated us including tkopa and dongfix. we created moooooooooooot posting and several other memes.
>>2843119
do you mind specifying or…

 No.2843121

who is >we?

 No.2843122

i can feel the nap coming in the air tonight

 No.2843123

facebros……………

 No.2843124

File: 1783994622155.jpeg (1.75 MB, 4284x5712, 20260713_150148.jpeg)

finally got a job cleaning the whole publix all by myself

 No.2843125

crazy how modern twitch culture spawned from us posting like retards in 2010…..

 No.2843126

damn thats some bougie shit that time i worked at big lots all we had were mops and brooms

 No.2843127

>>2843124
hell yeah bro

 No.2843128

>>2843124
that looks a lot like my publix

 No.2843129

blue pads
BLUE PADS????

 No.2843130

>>2843124
this is just like that one movie with jennifer conelly

 No.2843131

File: 1783994905842.jpg (248.46 KB, 1202x2048, 20260621_182557.jpg)

>>2843121
the lamenting reapers

 No.2843132

so was that a body double in the ass to ass scene in the other jennifer connely movie

 No.2843133

speaking of ass we need more big eddie

 No.2843134

File: 1783995087088.jpg (221.09 KB, 1014x2048, 20260714_110956.jpg)

lol

gweed

 No.2843135

File: 1783995180915.webm (2.39 MB, 720x1281, 1783905941840832.webm)


 No.2843136

no ones gonna click that right

 No.2843137

no comment

 No.2843138

>>2843135
thats a crazy amount of precum wow

 No.2843139

reminds me of that scene from alien

 No.2843140

am should i be washing my cottage cheese to get rid of the salt
i had to add like 5 tbsp of honey to make it edible cause it was SO SALTY

 No.2843141

gleep here

 No.2843142

seriously hope to see green numbers on my stocks tomorrow please let there be good financial news

 No.2843143


 No.2843144

>>2842990
you need to make a gura pawn

 No.2843145

but gura is DEAD

 No.2843146

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IM DA JUNKER BABY

 No.2843147

>>2843134
the michael orthodox saga is played out

 No.2843148

tadc finale has been a boon to chaserbros

 No.2843149

we need to get baby yoda added to smash bros

 No.2843150

gangstalked again

 No.2843151

gang shit

 No.2843152

zain is like the gayest straight guy ever

 No.2843153

thats just every zoomer

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>>2843140
i don't recall that being an issue. are you sure it's your cottage cheese that's the issue? i just used this stuff.

 No.2843155

kinda crazy how its called cottage cheese but its made in a factory

 No.2843156

weve been eating factory cheese this whole time?

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>>2843144
we already have enough neetf*cks on the roster as is.

 No.2843158

only texasbros know about heb

 No.2843159

would you rather have to eat 1 ant before every meal for the rest of your life OR have a billion ants crawl all over you for 1 hour

 No.2843160

gooks are so funny man

 No.2843161

the weight of 1 billion ants would crush you to death bwo

 No.2843162

a billion ants would suffocate you

 No.2843163

okay then i guess youll be eating ants for the rest of your life enjoy

 No.2843164

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 No.2843165

a single ant is nothing go back to the drawing board with your hypothetical

 No.2843166

i do so much yelling at overwatch its crazy

 No.2843167

on average people eat like 5 ants a day anyway its nbd to throw a few more in the mix
shit you wouldnt even have to chew it and taste the ant guts just crush its little head and swallow it with come cola

 No.2843168

…cum cola?

 No.2843169

yea its gotta be like 20 ants to eat before i would even begin to notice

 No.2843170

do you guys just really like eating ants or something wtf

 No.2843171

one ant is so insanely small you literally wouldnt notice it if there was an ant in every spoonfull of food you ate for the rest of your life

 No.2843172

in some cultures ants are a delicacy

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 No.2843174

okay how about this then would you rather have 1 billion ants crawl all over you for an hour or NEVER get to eat ants ever again

 No.2843175

are dota games still an hour long

 No.2843176

lilbro your hypothetical was bad just move on stop spiraling its cringe

 No.2843177

>>2843175
hop on hots bro!

 No.2843178

a good hypothetical is like would you rather be 5'4" with an 8" dick or 6'3" with a 4" dick

 No.2843179

^s*x obsessed anteater

 No.2843180

hmm, let me see be a legal midget manlet with only an above average dick or a tall Chad with a slightly below average cock, hmm… 🤔

 No.2843181

okay how about
would you rather have no feet or
spider legs

 No.2843182

spider legs can function at a human scale so would get be getting nonfunctional spider legs or tiny little normal sized spider legs that work but are far too weak to move around on

 No.2843183

ypipo be like "uhh would you rather this orrrr that??"

 No.2843184

do you think having no feet is enough to get on disability or would they just be like get prosthetics and gaj anyway you freak

 No.2843185

you would have 2 functional spider legs instead of person legs

 No.2843186

take one for the team and saw off your feet NOW so the comm can get on disability if it works

 No.2843187

would you rather play wow or get a job

 No.2843188

>>2843187
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 No.2843189

would you rather saw off your feet for a five hundred thousand dollars or axe off your feet for one hundred thousand dollars

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>>2843189
I think you would pass out either way so gimme the 500k

 No.2843192

you really think you could get through the second foot?

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*boots up wow*

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 No.2843195

let yo bih go thru yo phone

 No.2843196

then she crashes out when you ask to see hers

 No.2843197

theres a lotta bout life i just have to nod along with and believe cause ill never expereince it

 No.2843198

>>2843154
seems identical to the members mark stuff from sams club
maybe im just sensitive to salty stuff

 No.2843199

you can prolly get the jealous/untrusting/cheating gf experience with chat gpt bro

 No.2843200

>>2843199
call it the gf experience next time all of that is implied

 No.2843201

maybe one day

 No.2843203

v__v

 No.2843204

last for big fat white asses



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