No.2843155
kinda crazy how its called cottage cheese but its made in a factory
No.2843156
weve been eating factory cheese this whole time?
No.2843158
only texasbros know about heb
No.2843159
would you rather have to eat 1 ant before every meal for the rest of your life OR have a billion ants crawl all over you for 1 hour
No.2843161
the weight of 1 billion ants would crush you to death bwo
No.2843162
a billion ants would suffocate you
No.2843163
okay then i guess youll be eating ants for the rest of your life enjoy
No.2843165
a single ant is nothing go back to the drawing board with your hypothetical
No.2843166
i do so much yelling at overwatch its crazy
No.2843167
on average people eat like 5 ants a day anyway its nbd to throw a few more in the mix
shit you wouldnt even have to chew it and taste the ant guts just crush its little head and swallow it with come cola
No.2843168
…cum cola?
No.2843169
yea its gotta be like 20 ants to eat before i would even begin to notice
No.2843170
do you guys just really like eating ants or something wtf
No.2843171
one ant is so insanely small you literally wouldnt notice it if there was an ant in every spoonfull of food you ate for the rest of your life
No.2843172
in some cultures ants are a delicacy
No.2843174
okay how about this then would you rather have 1 billion ants crawl all over you for an hour or NEVER get to eat ants ever again
No.2843175
are dota games still an hour long
No.2843176
lilbro your hypothetical was bad just move on stop spiraling its cringe
No.2843177
>>2843175hop on hots bro!
No.2843178
a good hypothetical is like would you rather be 5'4" with an 8" dick or 6'3" with a 4" dick
No.2843179
^s*x obsessed anteater
No.2843180
hmm, let me see be a legal midget manlet with only an above average dick or a tall Chad with a slightly below average cock, hmm… 🤔
No.2843181
okay how about
would you rather have no feet or
spider legs
No.2843182
spider legs can function at a human scale so would get be getting nonfunctional spider legs or tiny little normal sized spider legs that work but are far too weak to move around on
No.2843183
ypipo be like "uhh would you rather this orrrr that??"
No.2843184
do you think having no feet is enough to get on disability or would they just be like get prosthetics and gaj anyway you freak
No.2843185
you would have 2 functional spider legs instead of person legs
No.2843186
take one for the team and saw off your feet NOW so the comm can get on disability if it works
No.2843187
would you rather play wow or get a job
No.2843188
>>2843187hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No.2843189
would you rather saw off your feet for a five hundred thousand dollars or axe off your feet for one hundred thousand dollars
No.2843191
>>2843189I think you would pass out either way so gimme the 500k
No.2843192
you really think you could get through the second foot?
No.2843195
let yo bih go thru yo phone
No.2843196
then she crashes out when you ask to see hers
No.2843197
theres a lotta bout life i just have to nod along with and believe cause ill never expereince it
No.2843198
>>2843154seems identical to the members mark stuff from sams club
maybe im just sensitive to salty stuff
No.2843199
you can prolly get the jealous/untrusting/cheating gf experience with chat gpt bro
No.2843200
>>2843199call it the gf experience next time all of that is implied
No.2843201
maybe one day
No.2843203
v__v
No.2843204
last for big fat white asses