No.2826918
fuck so that just leaves amazon slave or cop
No.2826919
bezos will treat you right
No.2826920
my mom is cool
and my mom will treat you right
No.2826922
OH MY GOD GET ALL THESE FUCKING BUGS AWAY FROM ME MAN AURHGHG
No.2826923
guess ill go try to sleep might go depwatch the furious in a theater tomorrow idk we'll see i might just bedrot
No.2826925
might drink 5 beers and play some video games
No.2826928
damn i am such a mushbrained nigger. i lost my bottle opener and have been looking for it for days, using spoons to open beers and shit
it was 2 inches away from where i normally put it lol
No.2826929
thats why you put a bottle opener on your keychain
No.2826930
i dont have a car why would i have a keychain
No.2826931
you dont have a key for your own residence?
No.2826932
my own residence……..
No.2826934
>>2826931no i just go in and out through the garage
No.2826936
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No.2826938
dead thread…
No.2826939
>>2826931damn i just found out another way i'm giving the ick
i don't even have a keychan or my own keys
No.2826942
>>2826940i live at home man
No.2826943
yeah we live with our parents too but we still got a set of house keys since like age 13 man like what
No.2826944
>>2826941normal people live in single family homes
No.2826945
bullshit
No.2826948
my favorite are the back fat rolls as they're turning *chef boyardee kissing fingers emoji*
No.2826950
bro that is one flat scrotum
No.2826952
oh no no no dem gooks are losing to south africa
No.2826955
damn crazy how i could move to korea and be a billionaire
No.2826956
ok wait nevermind i just checked on google i could not be a korean billionaire
No.2826957
lol look at that little gooky child crying
No.2826958
gookers eternally btfo q3 is officially canceled
No.2826959
boomers are so fucking retarded man they have to be trolling
straight up heard in reference to finally getting out of 80k of debt that "i want to start buying newspapers like the new york times again to get real news"
No.2826960
strand warning
No.2826961
ive got a few sticky strands right here for ya pal
No.2826962
oh wait its wednesday we get to get fucked up tonight
No.2826963
bro its basically already thursday
No.2826967
erm