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 No.2826965[Last 50 Posts]

statue of liberty 🗽, japan edition

 No.2826969

hello?

 No.2826970

lets goooo

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 No.2826972

i need banana tasty banana put banana in my mouth squeeze the peel it comes in denim

 No.2826973

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 No.2826975

that's right faggot shut the fuck up

 No.2826976

played some of the biggest nigger faggots ive ever played on slippi tonight
really wanted to spike my controller into the ground multiple times but i just bottled it up and kept rematching the camping cheesing no skill mid tier faggots

 No.2826977

you just lost the game

 No.2826978

unc is getting mad for some retro game lol

 No.2826979

chill out and enjoy melee for what its really about which is the transgender shawties

 No.2826980

all those beaners dying in the earthquake should improve the quality of my rocket league games at least

 No.2826981

beaner i hardly know her

 No.2826982

File: 1782363936189.jpg (146.63 KB, 1300x956, a-man-with-a-big-belly-wit….jpg)

W-W-W-WEDNESDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2826983

work tomorrow x__x

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 No.2826985

just take the day off bruv

 No.2826986

tadaima~

 No.2826987

citizen vigilante was so crazy someone NEEDS to stream it for the comm
i am so serious

 No.2826988

Citizen Vigilante is a 2026 vigilante action thriller film produced, written, and directed by Uwe Boll. It stars Armie Hammer and Costas Mandylor. In the film, Sanders, a vigilante upset about violence perpetuated by migrants, decides to take justice into his own hands, killing immigrant criminals and corrupt officials.[3]

you had me at uwe boll

 No.2826989

okaeri~

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 No.2826991

swag is for boys class is for men

 No.2826992

i need to be put down

 No.2826993

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>>2826994
>>2826993
its just gonna be hosted by some chinks or russians who want to install a virus on your pc

 No.2826997

good night

 No.2826998

damn remember when this was the hottest song in the world

 No.2826999

>>2826997
what a tune

 No.2827000

wow itself is the virus in your puny little brain

 No.2827001

i miss listening to dubstep in my skull candy headphones when i was 12

 No.2827002

whoops meant to post this version
also wtf i just realized the guy who sings in this is the singer from pendulum

 No.2827003

>>2827001
the 30 year old zoomer

 No.2827004

i spend so much time just talking to myself and pacing

 No.2827005

clean your room bucko

 No.2827006

pokemon needs minimum 8 moves per 'mon

 No.2827007

no way man it would be way too easy to put every coverage move you could ever need on one set
4 moves is perfect already

 No.2827008

i used to listen to anime OSTs on the bus with my mp3 player
really fucking loudly too

everyone around must have heard…

 No.2827009

we were all laughing at you behind your back

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 No.2827011

lil bro is arguing that less gameplay is good 😏

 No.2827012

https://x.com/therealbuni/status/2069978408923078942
damn this guy escaped from ganons tower in oot

 No.2827013

i should fix my fight stick and start playing sf6 again

 No.2827014

clean your penis then get addicted to benzos and get put into a medically induced coma in russia fucko

 No.2827015

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 No.2827017

is there a way to catch autobrewery syndrome so i can just like eat some peanut butter and get fucked up

 No.2827018

>>2827017
bro your belly is rotund

 No.2827019

cry about it libtard

 No.2827020

ground turkey is less than $2/lb why arent we buying this

 No.2827021

earth quakes are scary bro you can just be sittin there chilling and the earth decides to shake like hell and kill you

 No.2827022

i'll be honest i wish death and suffering on jontron every day of my life

 No.2827023

>>2827020
have you tasted it

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File: 1782377963464.png (1.11 MB, 1620x303, yt.png)


 No.2827028

Jonathan Aryan Jafari (born March 24, 1990), better known as JonTron, is an American YouTuber and comedian. He created the eponymous YouTube web series JonTron

 No.2827029

pop music is only worth a damn for pmvs and that's final

 No.2827030

you mean to masturbate

 No.2827031

yo fat pig bro
as someone who fucked himself up with sissy hpyno i can tell you this
you can self hypnotize yourself into not eating like a pig anymore

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 No.2827034

bros we got a fresh atheart

 No.2827035

>>2827034
hol up

 No.2827036

grannys is in the hospital and they gave her some crazy painkillers shes totally high and euphoric

 No.2827037

we are hitting daebak levels never thought possible

 No.2827038

>>2827036
what happened is she good?

 No.2827039

crazy how i could feel the instant my tooth root when from not exposed to fully exposed

 No.2827040

>>2827038
her spine is killing her but shes too old to do surgery so theyre turning her into a junkie

 No.2827041

there are way worse ways to go out that high off your tits on opioids

 No.2827042

as long as they supply her its gonna be a nice ride

 No.2827043

File: 1782384681764.mp4 (1.08 MB, azkipikachyuu.mp4)

they call me the guy thats finally getting around to clipping things from my months behind to clip things list

 No.2827044

most people just call you a fuckin loser

 No.2827045

manchild

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 No.2827047

>>2827017
i heard you need to shove lots of yeast up your ass

 No.2827048

tapeworm therapy

 No.2827049

went to a soapland and woke up in a fever and sweat my lungs are filled with fluid like i can barely breathe im gasping for air manual breathing and my temp is 105f

 No.2827050

get punished sinnerboy

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 No.2827052

idgi

 No.2827053

gta6 is going to change everything

 No.2827054

for the worse

 No.2827055

kinda crazy how were gonna meet our future agfs on gta 6 online

 No.2827056

what about q3

 No.2827057

File: 1782392274321.png (275.28 KB, 633x633, HLlMR9jXoAAAjOT.png)

>>2826993
>>2826994
hol' up, this is huge!

 No.2827058

File: 1782392816755.png (1.42 MB, 1375x1843, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2827059

now from the top make it drop thats some wet ass pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 No.2827061

File: 1782392989909.png (397.29 KB, 624x613, 1782305646437.png)

why is everyone talking about gta6 today. did something happen?
>>2827012
bro that's crazy!

 No.2827062

>>2827061
whats your mbti

 No.2827063

File: 1782393505912.png (55.19 KB, 399x193, watameito.png)

>>2827062
intj i guess?

 No.2827064

this is my mbti

 No.2827065

arent we all intj here anyway thats why we get along so well

 No.2827066

that stuffs like astrology its not real

 No.2827067

fellas is it gay to fuck dudes if they look vaguely female

 No.2827068

i always got intj

 No.2827069

>>2826965
i hope you get raped by a pack of niggers for making fun of americas statue of liberty

 No.2827070

please please please please please for the love of god tell me theyre going to make a gta 6 backwards compatible with the xbox one and have a disc

 No.2827071

am is this really what its like
is this gonna be us after q3

 No.2827072

never played a gta game never will

 No.2827073

>>2827071
yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

 No.2827074

nothing quite like a gook with a yapping sesh to get me going

 No.2827075

would be really interesting to do some smooching with an oriental girl thats what im thinking about

 No.2827076

ive been fucking way too much with pinkpanthress lately its kinda crazy i dont know why im into her songs so much

 No.2827077

i havnt taken one of those personality tests in years but i think i was intp
i just remember i wasnt the cookie cutter le 4chan intj

 No.2827078

bro one letter doesnt make a difference

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 No.2827080

is gta iv the best story in a vidya or only the best driving?

 No.2827081

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.2827082

calm down freak

 No.2827083

Interesting post but I'm not quite sure how I'm supposed to interpret it. Are you perhaps referring to the rubber sound the cars in GTA make when they peel out?

 No.2827084

we are all so intj rn

 No.2827085

just work in this factory for 30 years with no hope of homeowning ever

 No.2827086

WHO DARE AWAKEN NEETFUCK AT THIS HOUR

 No.2827087

im feelin faglicious

 No.2827089

File: 1782399022125.png (60.02 KB, 213x206, ClipboardImage.png)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.2827090

>>2827088

oh no no no

 No.2827091

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File: 1782399445487.jpg (303.05 KB, 1440x1920, 689361796_1808395993156389….jpg)


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File: 1782399532650.png (814.84 KB, 567x765, ClipboardImage.png)


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 No.2827095

that za is too big for that gook

 No.2827096

mesa tinks dat za is way too biggy for dat gook

 No.2827097

aw hell naw jar jar got a portal to the twisting nether

 No.2827098

what is that 4 little bits of green stuff that aint no fuckin pizza

 No.2827099

yea no one ever put basilicum leaves on their pizza fatmerican

 No.2827100

>>2827094
dumb nigger

 No.2827101

type shit

 No.2827102

>>2827094
isnt this the one that gets fucked by random gymbros tho

 No.2827103

11am the wagefucks are working
the neetfuck belly boy prepares for a nap

 No.2827104

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 No.2827105

>>2827093
lol more

 No.2827106

>>2827104
id kill this bitch

 No.2827107

where were u when bungie was kill

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 No.2827109

>>2827108
GET IN HERE

 No.2827110

im not watching uwe boll slop man

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 No.2827112

File: 1782400702828.png (32.95 KB, 425x441, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2827113

they call me raped girl

 No.2827114

targeting rapists in croatia?
do we know if sickzii is safe?

 No.2827115

>>2827099
basil cum?

 No.2827116

Ocimum basilicum

 No.2827117

File: 1782400966241.jpg (1.31 MB, 1680x1050, miku139.jpg)

>>2827114
it's not rape if she can't say no

 No.2827118

sick fuck

 No.2827119

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File: 1782401086570.jpg (1.06 MB, 1288x1723, miku32.jpg)

they call me sickzii fuckzii

 No.2827121

>>2827034
crazy weve been watching these nugus blossom since even pre debut

 No.2827122

starring raped girl and jack

 No.2827123

if i were a girl i would sleep with a rich dude and claim rape and make bank

 No.2827124

File: 1782401952665.webm (1.71 MB, 480x628, 1782389399006908.webm)


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 No.2827126

that's how the vast majority of women get rich

 No.2827127

>>2827124
fucking clankers cleaning our streets

 No.2827128

thats what bezos wife did

 No.2827129

>>2827125
no im not some tranny freak im just saying *if*

 No.2827130

every if contains an implicit wish

 No.2827131

its wet if it rains

 No.2827132

my pussy is wet and tight

 No.2827133

why this nigga talm bout rain its sunny b

 No.2827134

aion 2 will be the wow killer

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>>2827129
egge eggggegggeggg

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File: 1782403117044.mp4 (883 KB, 1782394610187842.mp4)


 No.2827140

>>2827136
love seeing asian girls in danger and scared the way they do tiny little shuffles that wouldnt actually help them wah… sometime ill be protecting my own completely useless asian bride from kind of harmless shit shes overreacting about

 No.2827141

>>2827139
bro grabbed her right by the pussy

 No.2827142

File: 1782403480902.webm (3.57 MB, 648x896, 1782398969826926.webm)


 No.2827143

>>2827138
don’t you have a new deltarune chapter to go play

 No.2827144

lotta buzz about a big wet bulb event happening this summer

 No.2827145

i have back problems

 No.2827146

we all have black problems

 No.2827147

>>2827102
thats all of them

 No.2827148

>>2827142
lol the robot gets so confused

 No.2827149

>>2827145
your huge titties….

 No.2827150

free my nigga gleepy

 No.2827151

File: 1782405148704.png (516.86 KB, 1199x798, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2827152

why is the comm buzzing about vigilante citizen

 No.2827153

because theyre a bunch of racist chuds

 No.2827154

paid posters

 No.2827155

every time i decide to try and not be racist i see some niggers doing some wild nigger shit why cant they just be normal why do they have to make me be a j*rk

 No.2827156

stop being a jork

 No.2827157

BREAKING: A cargo ship has been attacked and hit, sustaining damage 7.5 nautical miles off Oman in the Strait of Hormuz southern corridor, per UKMTO.

 No.2827158

>>2827157
oh my GOD

 No.2827159

attacked by what?? for all we know it could a been a kraken
stupid fkn lazy journos

 No.2827160

im stroking my shit rn

 No.2827161

quit yer stroking BOY

 No.2827162

>>2827157
open it NOW

 No.2827163

kinda crazy a ship was attacked 7.5 miles off oman right after venezuela was hit by a 7.5 earthquake

 No.2827164

we need to start calling women merchandise

 No.2827165

as a white supremacist im rooting for japan against sweden

 No.2827166

>>2827163
actually that is kinda crazy

 No.2827167

im gunna get drunk

 No.2827168

i drank 5 beers yesterday huge mistake my brain still hurts

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 No.2827170

how are niggers still getting like a thousand dollars in food stamps i thought zion don cut them off did he only fuck over white working people again?

 No.2827171

food stamps are going nuts right now i think everyone is on 3k per month and up

 No.2827172

File: 1782408490734.webm (2.22 MB, 720x1280, 1782396195435426.webm)


 No.2827173

robots are so funny

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 No.2827175

Do not fuck with me.

 No.2827176

>>2827172
padbot

 No.2827177

i love clanker vids i cant believe they are actually a real thing in china now

 No.2827178

File: 1782408633090.mp4 (572.63 KB, 1782406442601345.mp4)


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 No.2827180

can these chinese robots do chores yet or is it all dancing and causing havoc

 No.2827181

china doesnt have robots its kids in suits

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 No.2827183

in america not even the adults wear suits

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File: 1782409013602.webm (1.37 MB, 405x720, 1782022754312242.webm)


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File: 1782409018003.png (1.58 MB, 955x1200, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2827187

that dei exec looks so fkn gross

 No.2827188

its like china doesnt have black people so these robots they are making are just for random sports things and dancing 💀💀💀👏🏾👏🏾

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 No.2827190

hey good morning everyone~

 No.2827191

robots doing stuff videos have ended up being ai half the time so i just assume theyre all ai

 No.2827192

hey good morning bro
sike
*anally vores you*

 No.2827193

Beef prices rise as U.S. cattle herd falls to lowest level in 75 years

 No.2827194

hoooooo boy

 No.2827195

>>2827194
>shitstainy
never post this faggot again

 No.2827196

File: 1782409911090.png (213.88 KB, 522x473, GeuSCAiWIAAMxTr.png)


 No.2827197

>>2827196
POST DA VIDEO

 No.2827198

in an awkward conversation is it ever only one persons out is it always both peoples fault

 No.2827199

its always your fault
and youre a bitch

 No.2827200

i read that 3 times and i still dont understand

 No.2827201

File: 1782410171825.png (933 KB, 1080x1071, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2827202

>>2827201
i dont look like that

 No.2827203

yeah you do you little goofball

 No.2827204

it can be one or both or neithers fault it all depends man

 No.2827205

>>2827185
paul dano type shit

 No.2827206

>>2827189
lmao look at bro go

 No.2827207

File: 1782410441323.jpg (1.54 MB, 1259x1500, HLrCqQKWkAALQpo.jpg)

i got you something!

 No.2827208

ah damn i wanted bees

 No.2827209

*starts shaking myself while holding the not bees box*

 No.2827210

a state of trance

 No.2827211

omg i never added water to the rice cooker and this stuff is all burnt now wtf

 No.2827212

File: 1782410763388.mp4 (9.88 MB, 8gc7bh.mp4)


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>>2827211
you dumb fucking buffoon

 No.2827214

File: 1782410823326.gif (829.87 KB, 360x244, MyEyesBurningEyesGIF.gif)


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>>2827212
you go straight to jail

 No.2827216

>>2827211
come on man

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 No.2827218

>>2827212
i cant take anything he says seriously after this

 No.2827219

no one ever tought me how to cook rice v_v
i just pured whta i wanted to eat which was my 1 bowl into my rice bowl then i just poured it into the rice cooker and turn it on now im seeing you gotta add what but what kind and how much

 No.2827220

>>2827211
i thought rice cookers automatically turned themselves off when the water weight isnt there

 No.2827221

wonder if anyones cooked rice in beer before

 No.2827222

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>>2827221
you could be the first

 No.2827224

File: 1782411214228.png (527.21 KB, 748x742, ClipboardImage.png)


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>>2827224
come on man

 No.2827226

huh
i never get anything
oh my god this is the happiest ive ever bee n

 No.2827227

>>2827219
bro you're cooked

 No.2827228

>>2827210
im in man
when hes in this studio/club are these prerecorded or what i never got that

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 No.2827230

guessing at how to cook rice is funny

 No.2827231

mesa tinking guesen at how for to cook da rice be berry, berry funny, okeyday

 No.2827232

File: 1782411721509.png (1.05 MB, 768x768, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2827233

>>2827222
this is q3

 No.2827234

>>2827211
sakura miko (hololive) moment

 No.2827235

>>2827228
i think it might be prerecorded idk tho

 No.2827236

File: 1782411835331.png (1.07 MB, 700x686, miku185.png)

mesqueeeezii me?
no wata for da rice?
messa tinking you cooked

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 No.2827239

File: 1782412246324.png (328.49 KB, 588x658, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2827240

omo

 No.2827241

>>2827240
i said these trends are getting insane

 No.2827242

bros i just matched with a chinese girl that kinda looks like yang ziyi
i mean shes gonna immediately unmatch me once i start chatting but still

 No.2827243

got 2 compliments on my hair today both from women

 No.2827244

>>2827243
black women?

 No.2827245

2? i got like 5

 No.2827246

we are charlie kirk
we carry the flame

 No.2827247

we need hair help give us the hair help

 No.2827248

bitch i aint got no hair

 No.2827249

1. be black

 No.2827250

>>2827244
both white

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File: 1782413377718.png (1.23 MB, 1600x900, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2827252

File: 1782413377801.png (294.09 KB, 1000x1000, miku158.png)

you guys talk with girls?

 No.2827253

>>2827252
stream bioshock

 No.2827254

>>2827251
i randomly clicked through this movie and the guy was fucking a tute and stopped mid way because he found mold on the ceiling and then he finished fucking her and ended it in like 5 seconds which is btw insanely unrealistic

 No.2827255

>>2827252
stream unboxing of the gta VI box

 No.2827256

>>2827253
+1 we love biozhock

actually i might play bioshock 1 again myself

>>2827255
+1

 No.2827257

i don't feel like streaming when dad and/or brother are literally in the next room.
i can't relax at all, i need to be alone

 No.2827258

so murder them

 No.2827259

>>2827242
tell me more is this on hinge or tinder give me everything no detail is too small

 No.2827260

File: 1782413834746.png (460.56 KB, 480x615, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2827251
meesa randomly clicky-click through dissa movie, okeeday? densa maxi-big hooman man, hesa makin' da boom-boom jiggy-jig wit a tute! but wait! he stop mid-way, 'cause he spy molo-mold on da ceilin'! how rude! den, he finished da jiggy-jig real quick-like, and ended it in like five seconds! dat bein' bombad unrealistic, nosah

 No.2827261

assert your dominance and stream with your speakers on

 No.2827262

nosah he says lol

 No.2827263

File: 1782414189522.jpg (Spoiler Image, 139.94 KB, 912x972, Screenshot_20260625_210044….jpg)

>>2827259
tinder we dont have hinge in europe i dont think
idk ive been in austria just swiping girls and somehow i always just match with the asian ones
shes gonna unmatch me immediately after figuring out im not from austria so it doesnt matter
tell me she doesnt look a bit like ziyi if you squint

 No.2827264

what i hear from worknorms that use dating apps is when u match with a super hot looking 20yo chinese girl its always a bot

 No.2827265

>>2827263
no i see what you mean shes like a widescreen version of her a little bit sigh… shes gorgeous…

 No.2827266

worked up a sweat folding my laundry

 No.2827267

>>2827264
it probably is but still the emotional high is there

 No.2827268

ive upgraded my tinder pics with a venice and colliseum shot but everyone here has a venice and colliseum shot im just hoping they will work in asia in q3

 No.2827269

it's crazy to me that grown ass people don't know how to write a fuckin email in 2026

 No.2827270

File: 1782414532602.jpg (1.03 MB, 1250x886, miku141.jpg)

>>2827263
now watch this, i will tell you EXACTLY what will happen.
1. she will respond to anything you open with
2. she will say she doesn't use tinder that often and will ask you for your whatsapp number
3. if you don't have whatsapp, she will block you
it's a scam, trying to get your phone number

 No.2827271

what will they do with my phone number

 No.2827272

the biggest thing we learned from the epstein leaks was that people way overthink their emails just send shit that looks insane cuz nobody cares

 No.2827273

>>2827272
idk man i think thats just boomers being technologically illiterate

 No.2827274

im only gonna have insane mirror selfie serial killer pics i think im gonna strike out on the apps

 No.2827275


 No.2827276

have you considered dating single mothers

 No.2827277

>>2827267
>>2827268
happy for u brother

 No.2827278

im being healthy and eating a salmon salad

 No.2827279

theres that kdating show where they pair up divorced women with incels

 No.2827280

foids are all trying to child support maxxx now so you better watch out

 No.2827281

wonder what k-incels post like

 No.2827282

still cant believe i paid 300 bucks for the stormgate deluxe collectors edition to get my name in the game man what a fuck up

 No.2827283


 No.2827284

>>2827283
sideways momentum

 No.2827285

we need some non-virg posters to come back like tin, toss, fp, loomies, woopr
too much lil bro virgin incel energy here
we need some people to light a fire in the threads

 No.2827286

File: 1782415617145.jpeg (422.66 KB, 2320x3078, 3917072676288760906_2026-….jpeg)

q3 is the spark

 No.2827287

q3 is now

 No.2827288

ICE Tracks Down Woman to Force Her to Delete Instagram Post - Federal agents confronted a poll worker on Election Day because they were upset about her social media posts.

 No.2827289

>>2827286
weird alien head shape

 No.2827290

trying not to kys yourself really is a full time job

 No.2827291

not for me

 No.2827292

part time job?

 No.2827293

mde sketch
its nick playing the aint no way tiktok guy
goes youre tellin me for 30 years i wasnt supposed to be pourin grease down the drain?
*wheezes*
aint no way
*picks up huge put of nasty king cobes esque grease*
*does a lil dance around the kitchen with it spillin it all over the floor*
*pours it down the drain*

 No.2827294

did you mean mid sketch because that sucks

 No.2827295


 No.2827296

playing drums is kind of like playing rhythm games irl when you really think about it

 No.2827297

i need cock in my ass stat

 No.2827298

>>2827263
bro I just got back from Vienna today!

 No.2827299

update on the ziyi match: she hasmt responded to my nonrizz message yet but she hasnt unmatched me either

 No.2827300

>>2827298
what the fuck were you doing in that shithole brother

 No.2827301

is there any reason to watch these group E games coming up?
theyre complete dogshit and the group doesnt matter

 No.2827302

cant believe gaycel got a bf and left here

 No.2827303

>>2827300
it was nice man way less browns than I expected

 No.2827304


 No.2827305

hope this guy gets a widefaced ziyi gf

 No.2827306

i guess you can watch them if you care about the team theyre gonna meet in the ro32 or if you want to see germany rape another team

 No.2827307

>>2827303
were you expecting 95 and it was only 70? what are you evdn talking about its all arabs over there a kebab shop next to a kebab shop

 No.2827308

>>2827305
im not getting her man shes unpullable

 No.2827309

>>2827308
u can pull her shes fat man!

 No.2827310

File: 1782417640927.jpg (Spoiler Image, 128.5 KB, 696x1019, Screenshot_20260625_215945….jpg)

>>2827309
maybe for an asian girl but not really
she shops her face for sure though

 No.2827311

crazy how literally every pic you see of a girl online is 100% shopped
they literally cannot live with their actual looks

 No.2827312

guess ill watch curacao vs ivory coast since the winner gets second place in the group

 No.2827313

i think that im toss cruise
but bitch im paddy with that toon !!

 No.2827314


 No.2827315

>>2827304
50 cent used to go crazy

 No.2827316

i always though 50 cents songs were kinda homoerotic

 No.2827317

all music is kinda homoerotic

 No.2827318

curacucks….

 No.2827319

50 has a slightly zesty sensuality about him

 No.2827320

ecuacucks…

 No.2827321

>>2827296
playing drums is just like playing drummania XG!

 No.2827322

xg? yeah im thinking they need a comeback soon

 No.2827323

oh shit steam sale

 No.2827324

germcucks….

 No.2827325

ugh denied

 No.2827326

my feet are swelling up

 No.2827327

File: 1782418527396.jpg (60.32 KB, 733x600, 1647924437995.jpg)


 No.2827328

put them in my mouth that will soothe them

 No.2827329

>>2827327
what the fuck you retard

 No.2827330

i just inherited thousands of dollars what should i get

 No.2827331

dont call her a retard

 No.2827332

>>2827330
buy a house for us

 No.2827333

BREAKING:

China has officially launched 10G internet, movies can be downloaded in seconds.

 No.2827334

remmember when terry had a drum?

 No.2827335

>>2827330
motorcycle

 No.2827336


 No.2827337

>>2827330
who died? are you doing okay?

 No.2827338

*to the tune of janies got a gun*
terrys got a drum

 No.2827339


 No.2827340


 No.2827341

>>2827337
grandmas will went through she died a few months ago

 No.2827342

sam harris is an evil retard

 No.2827343

>>2827342
muslimbro….

 No.2827344

File: 1782419418451.jpg (78.43 KB, 1024x788, 1757109932223606.jpg)


 No.2827345

i have no idea what you could need 10g for
5g is already too much and its shit because of how close you gotta be to towers for it to work

 No.2827346

10g is barely enough to repair your gear after a wipe let alone buying flasks and potions

 No.2827347

he didnt have a drum he just had the sticks and its what got him kicked out and eventually killed

 No.2827348


 No.2827349

File: 1782420122114.png (7.18 MB, 3060x4080, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2827350

love a good steak tartare

 No.2827351

hamboigah

 No.2827352

cant wait to drink tomorrow

 No.2827353

tadaima~

 No.2827354

File: 1782420501805.jpg (852.54 KB, 1209x1487, HI3ipyjWoAAd7Pm.jpg)


 No.2827355


 No.2827356

incelbros gih

 No.2827357

>>2827356
this guys not gay?

 No.2827358

>>2827357
he fucks bro

 No.2827359

i heard the trick is to be the guy at the bar with cocaine

 No.2827360

File: 1782420914793.png (551.75 KB, 600x451, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2827361

think i fancy a pint

 No.2827362

a pint of evan williams

 No.2827363

dah bih gah

 No.2827364

*gets home from work*
*sprints to my gaming computer*
holy fuck its the steam summer sale!!!!!

 No.2827365

name 1 good game on there

 No.2827366

File: 1782421217263.png (616.08 KB, 567x862, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2827367

>>2827358
he fucks bros

 No.2827368

>>2827365
klonoa phantom reverie series

 No.2827369

are games supposed to be good

 No.2827370


 No.2827371

https://x.com/messedupfoods/status/2070175434571198782
love doing this to some fucking bitch who leaves a low tip

 No.2827372

File: 1782421392571.png (120.83 KB, 773x187, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2827365
come on man

 No.2827373

>>2827371
lol
but surely that was open wide enough to squeeze out to pick up the drink
at least in europe and asia it would be

 No.2827374

>>2827371
lol that happened to me once and i had to go around from the garage

 No.2827375

i should really eat something today besides gummy vites

 No.2827376


 No.2827377

peptides

 No.2827378

people who order food delivery are definitely too lazy to use a second door

 No.2827379

>>2827372
youre what we call niggercattle

 No.2827380

File: 1782421566494.png (1.01 MB, 976x549, 1782417626678256.png)


 No.2827381

>>2827371
thats AI ive never seen a home door that opens outwards

 No.2827382


 No.2827383

how many doors have you seen in your life

 No.2827384

>>2827381
retard

 No.2827385

File: 1782421671212.png (661.16 KB, 655x927, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2827386

diablo 2 paladin sceptah

 No.2827387

fresh dunk just in time to watch while eating dinner

 No.2827388

he knows all these life hacks why does he look so unhealthy

 No.2827389

>>2827387
15 bucks for an early access game?

 No.2827390

he looks perfectly healthy

 No.2827391

dunk fell off man

 No.2827392

File: 1782421780984.png (209.2 KB, 306x549, ClipboardImage.png)

fix the website i cant read shit

 No.2827393

>>2827391
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm wrong

 No.2827394

>>2827390
youre dying

 No.2827395

damn i wish jerma was live right n-

https://www.twitch.tv/jerma985

 No.2827396

>>2827394
were all dying idiot

 No.2827397

>>2827392
your eyes are not working lil bro

 No.2827398

>>2827392
zoom in lil bro

 No.2827399

>>2827395
im still watching pt2 of the games tier list man!

 No.2827400

>>2827399
the full stream?
theres edited versions now man!

 No.2827401

CAM ON CARACAO SCORE SOME FAKIN GOALS

 No.2827402

>>2827400
but i need to watch every second of it (have it on in the background while i play games)

 No.2827403

wheezeman does the kinda lifehacks that add 100g of sugar to whatever hes eating

 No.2827404

File: 1782422065144.png (395.96 KB, 1025x713, ClipboardImage.png)

oh my god

 No.2827405

yer telling me its type 2 diabetes? *wheeze*

 No.2827406

File: 1782422115671.png (344.32 KB, 735x588, 1769271949974.png)


 No.2827407

>>2827404
hey thats me

 No.2827408

aint no way the world cup has female refs bro aint they on their periods or some shit

 No.2827409

holy fuck pegg is in america?

 No.2827410

>>2827360
hol up is this wmaf?

 No.2827411

barney…im yabba dabba dying…

 No.2827412

CAM ON CURACAO

 No.2827413

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽

 No.2827414

>>2827413
stop being an annoying child

 No.2827415

remember thumb wars (1999)

 No.2827416

Jackass: Best and Last (2026)
whos streaming this

 No.2827417

FUCK ENGLAND

 No.2827418

File: 1782422634983.jpg (126.07 KB, 784x1168, HDKaRksX0AASuzE.jpg)


 No.2827419

>>2827416
theres literally no way this is gonna be better than jackass 3

 No.2827420

have you guys ever made pasta in a rice cooker

 No.2827421

OH NO NO NO NO NO CURACUCKS

 No.2827422

curacaochuds…. its so over

 No.2827423

>>2827420
i have

 No.2827424

when you think about it rice is pasta

 No.2827425

>pepe

 No.2827426

>>2827423
do you just put water in it an it boils?

 No.2827427

>>2827418
ENGLAND IS ALREADY GETTING RAPED

 No.2827428

>>2827416
aren't they literally too old for this shit

 No.2827429

how do i unfat myself

 No.2827430

you cant its over for you

 No.2827431

>>2827426
yeah i wait for the water to heat up
add the pasta and it will boil for a few minutes
then i take it out, drain the water and pour the sauce over it

 No.2827432

wage war against the belly

 No.2827433

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽

 No.2827434

homeschooling a child so i can train him to be a famous streamer

 No.2827435

toon stream
1. jackass (2002)
2. jackass number 2 (2006)
3. jackass 2.5 (2007)
4. jackass 3D (2010)
5. jackass 3.5 (2011)
6. jackass presents bad grandpa (2013)
7. jackass presents bad grandpa .5 (2014)
8. jackass forever (2022)
9. jackass 4.5 (2022)

to get us ready for jackass best and last (2026)

 No.2827436

think im gonna buy some peanut butter tomorrow i cant do this anymore

 No.2827437

itd be crazy if streaming becomes a new permanent type of job for the rest of mankind going forward

 No.2827438

jackass best and last is is theatres tomorrow!

 No.2827439

Waka waka

 No.2827440


 No.2827441

File: 1782423479439.webp (11.23 KB, 640x557, _91408619_55df76d5-2245-4….webp)

i didnt poop today

 No.2827442

OH NO NO NO NO NO NAZIBROS

 No.2827443

another $300 million dollars for the reflecting pool

 No.2827444

do dogs even know what nuts are

 No.2827445


 No.2827446

lil pup wants his peanut butter
here you go
*flings a scoop onto the carpet*

 No.2827447

>>2827444
dogs are mans best friend you dumb euro 3rd world asshole

 No.2827448

toon stream star trek (2009)

 No.2827449

big booty ecuadorian latinas…

 No.2827450

File: 1782423706362.png (46.59 KB, 937x913, ClipboardImage.png)

this is insane

 No.2827451

Crazy how germany shouldnt even have a goal but they do because of the foid ref

 No.2827452

ivory coast about to be first in the group ㅋㅋㅋ

 No.2827453

why is almost everyone in ecuador black

 No.2827454

unc im crine

 No.2827455

File: 1782424236597.png (21.65 KB, 597x202, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2827452
only if they score 5 more goals

 No.2827456

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽ OLE ⚽

 No.2827457

*to the tune of janies got a gun*
the belly is rotund

 No.2827458

>>2827456
🙈🙈🙈

 No.2827459

>>2827457
but not for long…

 No.2827460

11 hours of amazon slaving

 No.2827461

learn to weld

 No.2827462

*learns to weld*
wow this changes everything

 No.2827463

learn how to code a welding machine

 No.2827464

>>2827460
just clock out at 8 hours man

 No.2827465

learn how to weld a coding machine xD

 No.2827466

they dont take people with only academic weld experience. i do have sand blast and ndt experience thou

 No.2827467

lowkey stamping and welding are a viable business if you make things right but you need a big investment…

 No.2827468

Libtards tryna keep me down

 No.2827469

>>2827464
jeff wont let me

 No.2827470

my school has an entire floor dedicated to ndt with like 100 students per semester theres no way theres that many jobs

 No.2827471

https://x.com/joshbstrickland/status/2069939349278302261
theres no way these are all dutch people its gotta be like 10% dutch 90% locals/random tourists that just show up and wear orange

 No.2827472

File: 1782424703071.png (315.3 KB, 1248x703, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2827473

>>2827470
i had a hard time getting work with lv2 certs and two years experience

 No.2827474

dem ecuadorians are going absolutely mental

 No.2827475

most jobs that people tell you to get cuz they pay well are overpopped to fuck by now maybe in 98 there were hidden gem careers that werent no other choicetier but not now in 2026 when we have the internet and youtube shorts telling everyone to become a welder and shit

 No.2827476

merchant marine
thats all im sayin

 No.2827477

File: 1782425064060.png (737.88 KB, 545x810, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2827478

think we are too old to join the merchant marine now

 No.2827479

Niggers

 No.2827480

you gotta go to merchant marine college bro

 No.2827481

grow up

 No.2827482


 No.2827483

>>2827477
this one reminds me of gleep

 No.2827484

>>2827482
i actually killed this guy midlane a few times

 No.2827485

im a person of color

 No.2827486


 No.2827487


 No.2827488

>>2827487
oh no no no

 No.2827489

>>2827487
bro if they're gonna sign live 💀💀

 No.2827490

they chose a pretty lewd pic of them for the main promotional shot

 No.2827491

yo i'd simp for kazzy but that's about it

 No.2827492

>>2827487
gooks means sc3 confirmed

 No.2827493

we're just gonna get sc: ghost or something

 No.2827494

>>2827487
hol up when is this?

 No.2827495

holy fuck its really already been 3 years since le serrafim was at blizzcon? where does the time go

 No.2827496

hol up
hol the fuck up

youre telling me wow and gooks linked up?

 No.2827497

they only got 2 gooks

 No.2827498

suicide and wowfreak hooked up

 No.2827499

do you guys think zii is an ameriboo in croatia and none of the croatians have any clue what the hell hes talking about jar jar binks and halo and trump

 No.2827500

Manko

 No.2827501

MEESA JAR JAR ZIINKS

 No.2827502

>>2827356
>just be a charismatic chad
more worthless advice from normies that have no idea how life is like for us

 No.2827503

Xbox Hikes X and S Consoles Price by More Than $100

 No.2827504

Jar Jar: "Oh, mooie-mooie! I love you!"
Qui-Gon Jinn: "You almost got us killed. Are you brainless?"
Jar Jar: "I spake."

 No.2827505

tim apple hiked prices today too
its ogre

 No.2827506

my cousin programs welding machines

 No.2827507

Jar Jar Binks: Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.

hold up
jar jar was a afrikang

 No.2827508

MEESA BRAP

 No.2827509

>>2827495
theres no way man someone fact check this

 No.2827510

this melatonin shit doesnt work

 No.2827511

File: 1782426892811.png (969.95 KB, 1025x713, ClipboardImage.png)

wtf is going on in europe man
why do you guys dress like freaks

 No.2827512

we only think they are freaks because we arent used to it to them being freaky is as normal as apple pie

 No.2827513

>>2827484
u talkin about the blond talon champ or the unc eugene

 No.2827514

the whole world is full clown world now
no one dresses appropriately anymore
people cant even be bothered to wear pants and regular shoes
its all athletic attire and slides and crocs
people cant even be bothered to bathe anymore and stink like shit now

 No.2827515

whose eugene

 No.2827516

>>2827511
bisquick is alpha as fuck man

 No.2827517

susan is a pretty weird name when you think about it

 No.2827518

people dont spray hella axe anymore? when i was a teen thats what people did

 No.2827519

File: 1782427401662.jpg (502.07 KB, 1280x1706, 620828268_1803567247475192….jpg)


 No.2827520

i'm basically tracer

 No.2827521

>>2827519
a cute gook for a cute za
a cute za for a cute gook

 No.2827522

>>2827520
im already tracer

 No.2827523

GET THAT GREEN SHIT OFF THE ZA MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

 No.2827524

lil bros never had leaf pizza before 🤭

 No.2827525


 No.2827526

is that arugula or…

 No.2827527

just go to the swamp and grab the first thing u see and throw it on top of my pizza

 No.2827528

i want to drink beer so bad but it doesnt even do anything i feel absolutely nothing

 No.2827529

>>2827519
dafuq is wrong with her fingers

 No.2827530

americans really never had a proper, good za in their life huh

 No.2827531

im in my bms phase

 No.2827532

ichiko aoba break

 No.2827533

Child under age of 12 euthanised in the Netherlands for the first time after law change
Child under age of 12 euthanised in the Netherlands for the first time after law change
Child under age of 12 euthanised in the Netherlands for the first time after law change
Child under age of 12 euthanised in the Netherlands for the first time after law change
Child under age of 12 euthanised in the Netherlands for the first time after law change
Child under age of 12 euthanised in the Netherlands for the first time after law change
Child under age of 12 euthanised in the Netherlands for the first time after law change
Child under age of 12 euthanised in the Netherlands for the first time after law change
Child under age of 12 euthanised in the Netherlands for the first time after law change
Child under age of 12 euthanised in the Netherlands for the first time after law change

 No.2827534

>>2827533
lil bro had to go

 No.2827535

bro the leaf on the za is literal neapolitan pizza thats legit italian style the deep dish lasagna shit you eat isnt real pizza

 No.2827536

love me some american pizza

 No.2827537

getting an actual migraine from yelling after dying in my game

 No.2827538

i heard that italians didnt even like pizza until americans taught them how cool it is

 No.2827539

if i was in italy rn i would be eating so much food

 No.2827540

>>2827539
their portions are tiny but they fill you tf up
but the one za i had didnt really taste that good in fact it was pretty shit

 No.2827541

in italy? id be eating that good pasta great big ol meat balls in it and you know my ass would be eating hella pizza and garlic bread too id be lookin like tonya soprano by the end of it i tell you hwat

 No.2827542

File: 1782428330367.png (350.93 KB, 1111x1015, 1769820683891.png)


 No.2827543

im eating peas for dinner…

 No.2827544

just depressed myself why is every game so fucking shit with all these gay fucking mechanics now

 No.2827545

>>2827532
nice :3

 No.2827546

because games are about money now

 No.2827547


 No.2827548

we need to face it man, we're chrissy coded not tone coded

 No.2827549

we like ichiko aoba now?

 No.2827550

>>2827547
see none of these guys are saying prego

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>>2827549
weve been fans since 2014 actually

 No.2827552

dont put me in that we i dont know or care about japanese music

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i got into her cause of concert bro

 No.2827554

im so burned out on americas food its all poison and doesnt taste good

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>>2827553
oh right did you go? how did i skip that? i went to her vienna show, right before you
shes great isnt she, how gracefully she just starts playing an insane riff on her guitar out of nowhere

 No.2827556

*to the tune of creep*
im a weeb
im a gooker

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>>2827555
that wasn't me but yeah i remember seeing posts about it then i got into zero and luminescent creatures…
unfortunately she's gone nowhere near me but i would love to watch her live one day

 No.2827560

im too fat and have too bad eyebrows im in stasis i cant do anything looking like this

 No.2827561

theyre using the balls during their stage
i cant help but feel like the government is funding fitness culture stuff there's too many workout based things happening at once to be a coincidence

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>>2827560
u have great eyebrows

 No.2827563

im too fat too

 No.2827564

we need to kill some evil brown people

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yousa in beeg doo doo

 No.2827566

you can get jacked on a diet of potato chips beer and whiskey if you just do a couple hundred pushups every day

 No.2827567

my eyebrows suck i plucked too much and they still havent grown back yet

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>>2827559
zero was my go to album for so long man its so good

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hol up we got dem japs and dem swedefucks for 2nd place in the group!

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