No.2775242
fuckhead sure does love stacking items into cupboards and cabinets in a way where if you try and grab something it pulls out multiple other items
No.2775244
mistuh twump i dun feel so gewd
No.2775245
really hope the globe doesnt collapse so bad we need to fight each other with cross bows
No.2775246
*to the tune of like a bird by nelly furtado*
im like a guy, but im really fuckin gay
No.2775247
>>2775243thats a really nice tummy
No.2775249
would love to rub a nice asian tummy with baby oil
No.2775251
>>2775243her clit sticks out further than her tits
come on man
No.2775252
*stabs your foot with a screw driver to the rhythm of kid rock baw wit da baw*
No.2775253
time to boot up the air fryer
No.2775254
wonder what jd vance ate today
No.2775255
hold on let me check
No.2775257
how successful do i have to be for an agf
i feel like im top 10% in my field do i have to push for top 5% or is the problem that the only time i leave the house its to go to work and i never meet people
No.2775258
its about your personality
No.2775259
>>2775257asian women are masive whores
way more than any other race
you need to make a ton of money and be willing to get STDs
No.2775260
i dont want stds im not outgoing my personality could be described as the boring guy who makes hilarious posts on onesixtwo sometimes
No.2775261
an asian woman will fall into your lap when you least expect it you gotta go out into the world to give God more opportunities to present you with your asian princess
No.2775264
>>2775257you could get one of those uggo thai bar girls that stream on kick
No.2775266
>>2775264i just want a nice gf (not fat) who wants to live in my house and have ten kids
i will pay the house and the food whatever
No.2775268
>>2775266exactly what tinny is trying to do and none will even look at him
No.2775269
>Grindr, the popular gay hookup app, is set to host its first White House Correspondents’ Dinner party, joining the crowded lineup of events ahead of the annual WHCA dinner on April 25.
No.2775270
>>2775269theyre finally making it official
No.2775271
>>2775269toot this guys spreading fake news
No.2775273
movie im watching this guy just found a homeless blind asian girl wandering outside his camp maybe something similar will happen to us
No.2775274
grindr presents the state of the union
No.2775275
why doesnt he tell us the name of the movie
No.2775276
we didnt ask
No.2775277
what movie are you watching im so interested
No.2775278
i didnt ask
i dont care
No.2775280
i could escape the hypercube
No.2775281
waiting for the barbarians 2019 shes a mongol cutie
No.2775282
good thing im off to bed just as the fag spammer showed up
No.2775283
>>2775279video just needs a chainsaw
No.2775284
>>2775279this makes hot pictures but irl with the noise is kinda annoying
No.2775285
yeah if it were me id have the vacuum in another room preferably soundproofed and then chill in the hypercube like a sensory deprivation chamber kinda deal
No.2775286
the trick that woodshops use is to put the air compressor in a small shack on the other side of the wall outside
No.2775287
imagine being trapped in that thing then someone comes out with a spray bottle of acid and just keeps lightly spritzing your face
No.2775290
i got stranded even with the warning
No.2775294
>>2775279tbh that would feel crazy
No.2775295
>>2775291is he sucking dick or eating pussy i couldnt tell when i saw this on twitter earlier
No.2775296
>>2775295bro just how big a virgin are you
No.2775297
>>2775289lil homie got gumption
No.2775299
gonna see if liar game is any good
No.2775300
lying is a sin
No.2775301
the world is full of liars and sinners
No.2775302
>>2775296a big one i dont even watch porn
No.2775303
>>2775301that doesnt mean its ok to be like them
No.2775304
kinda crazy how its colder in april that it was in feb
No.2775306
id settle
No.2775307
bop bah bop bah this is the sound of settling
No.2775308
do do do do do doo do do dooo do do doooo
No.2775309
when mai was like destroy everything
i felt that
No.2775310
mai nuts in yo mouth lmao gottem
No.2775312
*to the tune of kid rock - i am the bullgod*
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii am the belly boy
No.2775313
llms always be like that isnt x–its y
No.2775316
>>2775243she fine as heck
No.2775317
>>2775307love that song love that album
No.2775318
what if they did when where it say my coochie fishy
No.2775322
my cars older than her
No.2775323
tadaima~
my freaking arm is getting pretty sore now after the tdap shot…
doc told me to ask my insurance about glp1 cause im too fat now
No.2775325
my flesh will embarrass me
No.2775326
mom seemed pretty pleased with that one tbh
No.2775328
this not lsd its a puzzle
No.2775329
The Tdap vaccine protects adolescents and adults against three serious bacterial infections: tetanus, diphtheria, and pertussis (whooping cough)
this guy got vaxxed for three random diseases no one even gets what a sucker
No.2775330
the tdap goes wet…….
No.2775332
man i should get some kind of on and off gf so i can get my pp rubbed on
No.2775333
got a cell phone it dont ever ring
No.2775335
now you have something to fill up with tracking apps
No.2775336
>>2775329i need it to apply for my greencard
No.2775337
might have a motivational sip or two before i go poo
No.2775338
remember witchhouse
lol
No.2775339
theyre stil making witchouse
No.2775340
>>2775332something like that would go totally against gods teachings
No.2775343
caring about Gods teachings is so performative
No.2775344
i just want a single long term asian sex partner and companion whom i will eventually marry and knockup
No.2775345
>>2775342we must have the same twitter alg
are you also gay
No.2775346
the same gay alg
fancy that
No.2775348
animals are so cool
No.2775349
>>2775347thats a nigga in a costume
No.2775350
crazy how most rillas look more intelligent than most niggas
No.2775352
im gonna eat some green grapes
No.2775353
remember to chop them up so you can fit them in you tiny mouth
No.2775354
throwin that neck call me charli kirk
No.2775355
how did you know about my tiny mouth!
No.2775357
ive never seen an unedited meme image of jd vance idk how that nigga looks fr
No.2775358
Starfield Update 1.16.236 Patch Notes Detail the 'Biggest Update Yet'
No.2775359
>>2775220damn bros hero shit mightve worked if the perp didnt dual wield
No.2775360
>Breaking: Iranian media: Pakistan handed the United States a version different from the one it received from Iran, and provided Iran with a different version from what it received from Washington.
lol
No.2775361
pakistan what the fuck are you doing bro….
No.2775362
genius
No.2775363
lmao
No.2775365
well
guess ill jerk off in the shower
No.2775366
without me?
No.2775372
ive fallen into the antique lighter alg
No.2775373
being a farmer would be so chill if we still had slavery
No.2775374
mom is such a fat fuck she had to buy one of those walkers with wheels on it
No.2775375
bratty iran needs correction uguuuu
No.2775377
i thought iran saudi arabia and all those sand countries were on the same side
No.2775378
iran beefs with the other gulf countries because theyre shiia and the rest of the middle east is mostly sunni
No.2775379
wish i was good at playing haunting microtonal synths
No.2775380
>>2775376all this so we can back israel when they start picking fights with turkey
No.2775381
we need to invade turkey soon
its in our vital national security interests
No.2775383
hmm what kind cheap shitty beer should i reach for this time
No.2775386
does turkey have enough turkeys for everyone
No.2775387
enigma's never age, do they?
No.2775388
>>2775387they level up and get black hole at 6
No.2775389
i only log on ffxiv to get sexually harassed by strangers
No.2775391
how the fuck is my shower not draining ive only jerked off in it twice!!!!!!!!!
No.2775393
>>2775376cant wait for him to pussy out and they close the strait of greenland
No.2775394
we're losing another strait?
No.2775395
the polyambiguous of greenland
No.2775398
theres no corn to mix in the ground beef for my corny ground beef recipe but weve got some tater tots and i think ive got an idea brewing
No.2775399
country girls make do
No.2775400
>>2775398your belly is rotund
No.2775401
*sits on you*
what was that i cant hear you over the sound of your puny little bird bones cracking
No.2775403
dont put potato chips in ground beef i tried doing that once because i thought it would add some crunch to the beef and all it did was kind of melt into the beef and make it taste like beef chips
No.2775404
now dipping with chips
No.2775405
chips are such a vibe when you need to use up some dip
No.2775406
wearing a wool sweater for the aura but its itchy
No.2775407
i should go cornmode corn is epic
No.2775408
uh oh i just ordered some wool briefs…
No.2775409
those are merino theyll be fine
i have some and dont think they were worth the money the only way id use them is if i had to go camping for a long time or something and needed something that wouldnt get gross for awhile
No.2775410
i love merino cherries
No.2775411
i fucking hate those theyre disgusting
No.2775412
im afraid to ask at this point but
why does laura loomer look like that
No.2775413
>>2775412her grotesque visage morphed like that to reflect her inner ugliness
No.2775414
bros its too itchy im pussying out
No.2775415
>>2775414wear it over a shirt dummy
No.2775416
-aura -rizz l bozo
No.2775417
apparently those cherries are croatian
No.2775419
wtf
female incels really do exist, like not a larping kind, or the "all moids are disgusting only want sex but i still love my bf" type
i'm talking about lesbians
my lesbian friend is on some blackpill shit rn, talking about how she hates other women and how they're evil
No.2775422
>>2775421name one evil thing a woman has done
No.2775423
well killery killed a ton of people
No.2775424
4 billion abortions
No.2775426
people are evil and selfish it doesnt have anything to do with their sex inherently
No.2775427
name 1 morally good woman
No.2775428
margaret thatcher
No.2775429
i rest my case.
No.2775430
>>2775426if i agree can i get laid
No.2775432
>>2775430are you a bottom
No.2775433
JUST IN - Eligible young men will automatically be registered for U.S. military draft starting December 2026 — Military Times
No.2775436
>>2775434isnt this hoe still in prison
No.2775437
>>2775434toot delete our posts now!
No.2775439
didnt shake my dick properly when i went to take a piss and got a bunch of pee on my leg
No.2775440
*points at your leg*
pee leg
No.2775443
the beer has been acquired
No.2775444
crazy how my president declared an historic ceasefire that didnt even last 12 hours
No.2775445
and you know what they say about historic ceasefires that didnt even last 12 hours
No.2775446
art of the deal baby
No.2775447
erm what do they say
No.2775450
just remembered that katana zero never even released its stupid dlc
No.2775452
are we deadass?
No.2775454
no cap!
No.2775455
337 am if we used 24 hour clocks it would be 1337 am thats a pretty leet fact lol
No.2775456
13:37 is 01:37…
No.2775457
>>2775456no need to be silly
No.2775460
damn why couldnt i be born chinese
now i have to settle for some bunny wife
No.2775462
crazy how israel starts a war with iran and then starts invading and bombing lebanon and apparently this is non-negotiable
No.2775463
why would you kill yourself instead of killing a bunch of people
No.2775464
https://youtu.be/lxtM_c9Mc1A?t=74wahh im such a loner loser freak
meanwhile he has an ex wife and kids
you wouldnt last a day in my shoes boy
No.2775466
bros get on meltyblood
No.2775467
crazy how amlitzer is going to get drafted to go die in israel and the holoshit posting here will drop to 0
No.2775468
>>2775464libtards always make excuses for these sick freaks in the comment
he should be executed
No.2775470
>>2775469this is going to look so crazy in a few years with how many indians theyre importing
its going to look like a total dump and all the vegetation will be dead because shitskins could care less about landscaping, they dont even value human life
No.2775471
libtard says what
No.2775472
>>2775471Japan poised to admit 50,000 Indian Digital Technology and IT professionals over the next 5 years
No.2775474
doc approved my hair loss meds
No.2775476
why would you take meds to lose hair
No.2775477
>>2775419it would be cool to have a lesbian friend like that
No.2775478
8oz bag of cheetos is $6
what the actual fuck
No.2775479
think you're so fucking funny do ya kid
No.2775480
>>2775479*shines your bald head*
No.2775481
balding not bald
No.2775482
>>2775481excuse me unc you drop this
*picks up hair off ground*
No.2775483
nightcrew is not sending their best
No.2775484
its euro hours
No.2775486
>>2775473the way jews play with words is so disgusting verily they are the sons of the pharisees
No.2775488
>>2775485actually so true
No.2775492
one shot at life
cursed with an above average penis in a world with humongous penises
No.2775494
im no zii but hatsoonay and i go way back
No.2775497
man why is chocolate so good
No.2775498
i love playing with my filthy pussy
No.2775499
nasty ass
No.2775500
ding ding ding the white supremacist frog has an announcement to make
No.2775501
u got me feelin like a psycho
psycho
No.2775502
>>2775498thats just unnecessary
No.2775504
i dont have any space for a pull up bar…….
No.2775505
nigga just find a ledge
No.2775507
>>2775506GUL'DAN! YOUR TIME IS OVER!
*intimidating shouts*
No.2775508
tfw no ledge intangibility irl
No.2775510
dude on the left looks like he cant lose 40 lbs thats kinda crazy
No.2775511
JUST IN: Strait of Hormuz still blocked, per WSJ
No.2775512
im questioning if a strait of hormuz even exists atp
No.2775514
oh its real
its real real
No.2775517
fucking racist bastard DIE
No.2775518
stupid people should be allowed to kill us without punishment
No.2775519
>>2775509how about you try passing a job application first lil bro
No.2775522
toot ban the pedfreak
No.2775523
toot open the fucking strait you homo
No.2775525
are we gonna coordinate underwear at the mansion
No.2775526
yeah
jockstraps or nothing
No.2775527
>>2775524i hate goro so much
No.2775528
i dont recognize any of those guys they must suck
No.2775530
>>2775529mugibros we are safe
No.2775531
i dont like that there is JAV porn of anime that there shouldnt be JAV porn of
No.2775533
we need to start fucking waifu
No.2775537
why is drumpf posting ai with ads what a greedy bastard
No.2775538
>_>;;
No.2775541
https://x.com/ayekeeno/status/2041952344460435648women are so fucking spiritually bankrupt and evil man what the fuck
No.2775542
>>2775541damn thats hot i wonder if she also has a rape fetish i would love to rape her
No.2775543
>>2775541men do the same shit bro its called being a cuck
No.2775545
>>2775544what is he even saying man
No.2775546
its the lizard people
No.2775548
>>2775541thats not a regular woman thats a jew
No.2775550
dont the rothschilds control israel
No.2775552
bro just put a lizard person in a room with ac and theyre cooked
No.2775553
>>2775541women like having their mate preferences validated this is just standard evopsych
No.2775554
>>2775549ugh if i had this i bet i wouldn’t have gotten rear ended
No.2775555
*finishes chewing corndog*
*burps*
red moon baby helium voice: dont duh woffchiwoows contwow isweaw
No.2775557
>>2775556JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Ninth scientist linked to secret US space and nuclear programs dies with no cause of death listed.
No.2775559
Pentagon Threatened the Pope After He Criticized Trump - It was so bad that Pope Leo changed his plans to travel to the U.S.
zion don and the other jews are going to kill the pope arent they
No.2775561
just coomed in a butt
No.2775562
fat niggas always be talmbout some food
No.2775563
enjoy hellfire buddy
No.2775564
>>2775536i cant even listen to this katseye shit man its not kpop
No.2775567
>>2775565god big tits and big hogs get me so horned up
No.2775568
they should make a 0 calorie snack that doesnt suck
No.2775569
stfu
No.2775571
6'4 esl yurogod here here i used to think stfu meant stuff you
its really confusing
No.2775572
youre so mean to me and im just over here watching my lunchtime anime episode like
No.2775576
still havent worked up the will power to start my diet
No.2775578
>>2775576start slow with some crispy chicken salads
No.2775579
>>2775578lettuce is too big a jump from me
the taste and texture make me gag
No.2775580
your brain is fried bro
a nice fresh crisp lettuce snap is so good
No.2775581
>>2775580youre making me want to dry heave
No.2775583
noticing some progress on my fat ugly gut for the first time in awhile the weight loss has resumed
No.2775584
keep calm and keto on
pork rinds with sour cream is the GOAT and literally saved my life
No.2775585
>>2775583check your face thats one of the first noticeable places you lose weight
No.2775586
No.2775587
>>2775585for me its one of the last places
No.2775588
Benjamin Netanyahu rejects President Trump’s ceasefire and says the war will continue against Iran at any time he chooses. Netanyahu says he will achieve his objectives through further military action under his command. “We are ready to resume the fighting at any moment.”
lol
No.2775590
>>2775589these asian whores sure do love posing for pics all day long
why dont these lazy whores get a fucking job
No.2775591
being beautiful the most important job anyone can do
No.2775592
performatively eating at overpriced cafes and pizza places is their job
No.2775593
can that be my job
No.2775594
i think id be really good at eating pizzas as a job
No.2775595
>>2775593>>2775594too bad you look like used soggy toilet paper
No.2775596
im actually quite handsome
No.2775598
after the sam hyde interview im an androgenic guy now
No.2775599
>>2775597i like the dude with the security shirt that did nothing
No.2775601
niggas iffy, uh, blicky got the stiffy, uh. got the blicky, uh, drum, it holds 50, uh. ♪. (scum gang). ♪.
No.2775602
dicky stiffy uhh cum real sticky uh
No.2775603
gross
No.2775604
im thinking it might be nap time for the neetfuck
No.2775605
im getting sleepy too desu
No.2775606
i wanna get high and play with my yoyo outside
No.2775609
JUST IN: Trump says Netanyahu promised to "be sort of a little more low-key," with regard to operations in Lebanon.
fr?
No.2775610
>>2775600keep calm and suck futa dong
No.2775611
>>2775584theres no way thats healthy for u bro
No.2775613
>>2775612not recently but ive seen it
No.2775617
>>2775616lkol he want the sausage so bad
No.2775618
crazy how sargeras betrayed the pantheon, became the dark titan and formed the burning legion just to beat the zerg
No.2775623
how do you get a job being some guy working at blizzard who has to come up with all the fake words to name stuff in the games
No.2775624
>>2775623alex asflasbi, ghostcrawler, jeff kaplan and mcree came up with all that shit in the cosby room bro
No.2775625
>>2775622this guys made like 50 tweets in the last half hour and has over 457k tweets total
No.2775627
>>2775626that guy who said he wasnt wearing socks yesterday was so dumb, so wrong
No.2775628
https://x.com/lolyomie/status/2042318876642304066the whores are reaching a whole different level of nasty
No.2775629
hes wearing gayboy socks
No.2775630
feet are already a borderline gross fetish, nasty wet soaking socks are disgusting
No.2775631
gotta find the motivation to finish my work
No.2775632
crazy how im gambling my future on a stock 30x'ing in september
No.2775634
if the strait stays closed for two more days im going to be a millionaire
No.2775635
mr president
open up that strait
No.2775636
>>2775633oh chaewon… i cant let you down
No.2775637
in a strange way gaeuls 30 minute performative reading video is the least performative reading or book based idol content because she's the only one we can confirm actually read a book
No.2775638
up yours woke moralists!!
No.2775641
>>2775639this is the only song i know all the words to
No.2775642
tried to nap but for some reason i was hearing voices that sounded like they were coming from the other room but no one is home
No.2775643
lords prayer and tap sage branch all along the walls of the room you heard the voices come from
No.2775644
people that voted for trump really do have dog shit for brains
No.2775645
correction
ash wood branch
No.2775646
crazy that gabe hasnt released the new steam controller yet
No.2775647
who is tim heidercker
No.2775648
tadaima~
No.2775649
he made tom goes to the mayor
No.2775652
>>2775651summer sex with the ac off with a sweaty asian girl
No.2775653
>>2775647the guy who wrote the libcuck song
No.2775654
>>2775651bro that's 5lbs of makeup
No.2775655
they dont have AC in 3rd world countries?
No.2775657
>>2775655they dont even have showers there bro
No.2775659
in japan they squat on the floor and pour a basin over their heads
No.2775660
>>2775659amlitzer can we get a qrd on this
No.2775661
>>2775658we have tinaturnerbros?
No.2775662
i feel like japs would fw showers theyre so quick an efficient
No.2775663
we love Tina
No.2775664
japanese actually know the importance of ritualizing the mundane activities of life these are noh niggas these are bonzai niggas these are origami niggas these are that flower arrangement thing niggas they take loooong baths bro
No.2775666
>>2775664because theyre whats called lazy niggers and thats why the country has to import indians now to get things done
No.2775667
calling nippons lazy is so performative have you seen their work culture
No.2775668
i cant stomach any slander of the japanese people
No.2775669
>>2775667show one nip monkey nigger that is as manly as an american blue collar worker
No.2775670
this retard thinks masculinity has anything to do with being a salaryman is this what 15 years of drinking and smoking daily does to the brain
No.2775672
>nip monkey sleeps in office all day like hr stacy
>hard work
No.2775673
japans a shit hole and i hope they get raped by indians for pearl harbor
No.2775674
toot just ban this guy
No.2775675
just met a really nice guy future bf material but hes trans :\
No.2775676
so you met a mentally ill girl?
No.2775678
grok summarize that for me rq
No.2775679
ftm is such a sadness
No.2775681
my ass still hurts from my glute bridges two days ago but i gotta bang more out today
No.2775682
>>2775679funky toenail microbes?
No.2775683
im gonna work out again
tomorrow
No.2775684
taking the day off tomorrow
FUCK work
No.2775685
holy f*ck the people who made create for minecraft got hired by the hytale guys hytale is gonna be the best game ever
No.2775686
my ass hurts from sitting in my gaming chair 14+ hours a day
No.2775687
>>2775683no
we are locking in today
no breaks we gotta hit our okrs
No.2775688
>>2775677this was like huffing paint
No.2775689
put on some weight if your belly gets rotund your ass will be fat and wont hurt from sitting around all the time
No.2775690
sit on a pillow
No.2775693
>>2775686get an aeron bro
No.2775694
born too late to explore the world
born too early to explore the stars
born just in time to catch em all
No.2775695
i have sternum pain from my poor hunching posture
chatgpt says its the cartilage or something and my sternum isnt going to fracture so i am definitely going to die
No.2775696
can i have your stuff
No.2775697
hunchbacks live their entire lives all slouched over and they dont just suddenly up and die
No.2775701
>>2775699sounds like this gentlemans only crime was expecting women to do the work they are paid to do
No.2775702
>>2775699i feel like some of these are much more egregious than others
No.2775704
you can tell by the phrasing that its written by a seething whore though so who knows how stretched the truth is
"after suffering from a sexual relationship with her boss" like cmon now suffering? when shes doing the age old sleeping up the totem pole thing women do
No.2775705
MARTY SUPREME CHRISTMAS DAY
No.2775706
>>2775704she unalived herself man show some respect
No.2775708
no.
No.2775710
can i drink milk and still lose weight if i just do carnivore diet or keto but meat only
No.2775712
>>2775709someone livestream it
No.2775713
milk is murder so yes
No.2775714
losing weight is all about calories bro you can eat twinkies and lose weight as long as its less calories than you burn in a day
No.2775715
>>2775699making foids do your work while you game on the clock is pretty based icl
No.2775716
why dont blue collar workers use ai to make their job easier
wouldnt it make sense to just have claude tell you all the measurement if youre building a deck then you just cut all the boards at once then slap them together
No.2775718
theres no way you can eat enough twinkies to get through the day while losing weight though because the calories to fillingness ratio of twinkies is way too damn high
No.2775720
>>2775717its well known that there was a nutritionist who proved this
No.2775721
>>2775717no bro thats an extreme example but it demonstrated the truth eating well is for health purposes but weight loss is just calories in calories out its binary as fuck
No.2775722
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bazookayoure telling me this is a real thing and not some made up unreal tournament video game shit *wheeze*
No.2775723
crazy all the things fat people will do to avoid just eating less
No.2775724
>>2775714i just ate a whole bag of gummie bears
No.2775727
bro dont "do" the twinkie diet just take the lessons learned from the experiment and eat less than you burn rofl
No.2775728
guess im loading up on little debbie snacks, cereal, diet mtn dew, and some protein shakes
No.2775729
a persons weight really is a visual representation of their IQ isnt it
No.2775731
>>2775729yeah man crackheads are super high iq so is zii
No.2775732
>>2775729its pretty well documented at this point that yes fatties tend to be lower iq
No.2775733
she said she want diamonds and pearls i told her quit hoenn around
No.2775734
>>2775730lol i thought of all those "you better not be doing thing boy" posts when i read this
No.2775735
>>2775730jesus fucking christ how much of a fucking pussy is this guy
No.2775736
>>2775731whats per capita mean
No.2775737
if youre not fat it doesnt mean youre smart but if youre fat it definitely means youre not smart
No.2775738
>>2775736hey kappa kappa kappa kappa
No.2775740
i need a bosu ball
No.2775741
why isnt there zero calorie chocolate milk or yoohoo
No.2775743
millenial humor 🙄
No.2775744
Haub's sample day
Espresso, Double: 6 calories; 0 grams of fat
Hostess Twinkies Golden Sponge Cake: 150 calories; 5 grams of fat
Centrum Advanced Formula From A To Zinc: 0 calories; 0 grams of fat
Little Debbie Star Crunch: 150 calories; 6 grams of fat
Hostess Twinkies Golden Sponge Cake: 150 calories; 5 grams of fat
Diet Mountain Dew: 0 calories; 0 grams of fat
Doritos Cool Ranch: 75 calories; 4 grams of fat
Kellogg's Corn Pops: 220 calories; 0 grams of fat
whole milk: 150 calories; 8 grams of fat
baby carrots: 18 calories; 0 grams of fat
Duncan Hines Family Style Brownie Chewy Fudge: 270 calories; 14 grams of fat
Little Debbie Zebra Cake: 160 calories; 8 grams of fat
Muscle Milk Protein Shake: 240 calories; 9 grams of fat
Totals: 1,589 calories and 59 grams of fat
No.2775745
fat is the least important macro to track lol
No.2775746
not for me
im trying to burn fat
No.2775747
did a bunch of expensive purchases lately that i havent told you guys about and they have all turned out even better than expected
No.2775748
its true big sugar put all the blame on fats to cover up how sugar is literally poison
No.2775749
then why did that guy lose weight eating sugar
No.2775752
you guys have been abusing the word rotund lately
No.2775753
and you guys have the tastebuds of a 6 year old
No.2775755
wait does this guy think "fat" makes you fat lmfao? its just calories nigga
No.2775757
cmon man theres no need to be rude about it he cant help that hes double digit iq
No.2775758
>>2775755sorry man but eating fat (meat dairy cheese carbs) got me into this mess in the first place
im going fat free little debbie snack diet
No.2775759
>>2775756she flipped the photo…
No.2775760
>>2775758eating a shitload got you into this bro not fats did you learn nothing from the twinkie diet experiment?
No.2775761
fat is good for you
No.2775762
>>2775760from what im reading going on a low fat little debbie diet will make me lose weight fast like the guy
No.2775763
fat and carbs are fucking awesome for you
No.2775764
>>2775762going on a low calorie diet will make you lose weight fast man oh man
No.2775765
im not doing fat or carbs
im going to just do sugar thats in the little debbie snack cakes and twinkies but i wont go crazy so i will drink diet soda to cut back
No.2775767
that aint jiang
No.2775768
im just gonna say so you cant blame me later that i was using the twinkie diet as an example to demonstrate that the main factor in weightloss is strictly calorie amount. eat more than your body burns = gain, eat less calories than your body burns = lose weight NOT as a blueprint of a reasonable diet to actually go on
i wash my hands of whatever ill and evil this man does to himself
No.2775769
is doritos cool ranch or nacho cheese better for weight loss
No.2775770
you cant just wash your hands of it after you specifically told him to go on a snack cake diet and that it would be good for his health
No.2775771
id lose so much weight if i cut out hte 1000 calories of alcohol every night
but thats not gonna happen
No.2775772
>>2775768thats what sam sulek said
No.2775773
>>2775769since the goal is to burn fat you should eat flaming hot nacho cheese ritos
No.2775774
>>2775768why would you tell me about this diet that is a perfect fit for me then?
No.2775775
it was coke
No.2775776
>>2775773why? will the peppers in them increase my metabolism or something?
No.2775777
because theyre flaming hot so they burn fat better
No.2775778
listen, you can do the snack cake diet just make sure its overall less calories than you burn and it will work
No.2775781
chicks into sci-fi are a red flag
No.2775782
>>2775779ugh disney adults am i right
No.2775783
sci-fi in general is gay
No.2775784
did they ever explain why they made so many extra star wars movies and tv shows
No.2775785
yeah they made them for money
No.2775786
>>2775784ask zii or amlitzer
they love that shit
No.2775789
iran wars over man we dont need hide
No.2775791
whered you run
No.2775792
you need fats or else you stop getting boners
No.2775793
where my real niggas at
No.2775795
i get boners real easy
No.2775796
howd you guys make ur first million
No.2775798
lol>>2775796
No.2775799
they say the first million is the hardest
No.2775800
we need a millionaire blueprint
No.2775802
its not my fault im not a millionaire its dads fault tbh
No.2775803
got to 1 million homes and ask each of them for $1
No.2775804
>>2775796anchor weed transmutes
No.2775805
at any point in my ancestral line ONE of these motherfuckers coulda gone full moneymode and grinded to fuck and set everyone else down the line up for forever but nooooo they were chill just fucking farming
No.2775807
why is dracothys familiar is it from a movie
No.2775808
i have a farmers soul
No.2775810
Obama announces run for presidency
No.2775811
soda!
No.2775812
>>2775808same i wanna raise chickens so bad
No.2775813
legion: starlight rose herb farming in suramar
bfa: anchor weed transmutes
shadowlands: didnt farm gold
dragonflight: dracothyst transmutes
tww: only played the first month
midnight: skinning majestic beasts
No.2775814
lol
No.2775816
*lightly coats some tomato sauce on a cracker*
7.9
No.2775817
thats not asmon wtf
No.2775818
generational wealth in wow really started in wod
No.2775819
wonder what it was like serving in caesars legions
No.2775820
probably alot of standing guard on the frontier
No.2775822
imagine if that was your daughter
No.2775824
*imagines it*
*kills myself because my daughter is fat and ugly not because shes a whore*
No.2775825
we love bush here
No.2775826
clean
cmon man
No.2775827
love a fat pussy
No.2775830
green cuz im smoking some weed son
No.2775831
>>2775828hip2waist is kinda weak she needs to snatch that
No.2775832
AYUH
No.2775835
mom bought a giant french silk pie and its sitting in the fridge
No.2775836
someone post one of the really old bonbi reaction pics from when she was young
No.2775837
bonbi when she was young and hot was pretty good before emiru raped her and made her fat
No.2775838
instacart sent me a $50 off orders of over $100 or more how can i use this to get a bunch of cheap food
No.2775839
sacks of rice and beans bro you already know what to do
No.2775840
>>2775838you probably cant
everything will be increased more but like $1-2 so if you buy enough items to get to $100 it will be like $50 more expensive