No.2774640
korean girl armpits…..
No.2774644
got fucking rear ended today
No.2774645
>>2774644did you kill them in a fit of road rage
No.2774646
>>2774644gaybro… no but seriously that sucks man
No.2774648
what if getting rear ended by a female asian driver is how we meet our wives
No.2774650
you know what
you miss every shot you dont take
waging an unprovoked war on iran and risking the global economy was worth a try
No.2774651
crazy that porn used to be a calendar with pictures of girls in swimwear
No.2774653
when i was 14 i jerked off to a nudie mag with my friend
No.2774654
gave the cat some chicken
just sniffed it, he only likes goy slop and tuna
No.2774657
thats a big boob i can tell
No.2774658
nice
big
boob
No.2774661
>>2774659dang she looks rough
No.2774662
>>2774645>>2774646>>2774647>>2774649he was going really slow so it just bent up the fender, nothings even broken
he offered me $500 to just walk away but i didnt take it and then got his insurance info but were gonna try to work it out without getting the insurance involved
No.2774663
xiaoting
No.2774664
why didnt u take the cash bro
No.2774665
never been rear ended on my escooter just saying
No.2774666
i woulda took that $500, bird in the hand is worth two in the bush you never seeing that nigger again gullible bro
No.2774667
getting rear ended and walking away with a gentlemans handshake is just a part of city living
No.2774668
>>2774664i got no clue how much the damage is gonna cost to fix man, he said hed pay for it and i went to an auto shop and asked for an estimate but theyre taking forever to get back with me
No.2774669
>>2774666i got his insurance info man if it doesnt work out i can just get them involved
No.2774670
>>2774662that might be a good idea for small things. all cars have those online record of every crash theyve been in.
want to stay off that grid for resale
No.2774671
take the money then get the insurance involved
No.2774672
idk id have taken 500 no way a bumper costs more than that
No.2774673
my thing recently has been thinking about someone trying to break into my house then me subduing them and torturing them for days before finding out where their family lives and doing that breaking bad scene where they have jesse tied up in the back seat and execute his family in front of him
No.2774674
thats pretty dark dude
No.2774675
youre telling me kanye played two different 2 hour shows and never nhh smh
No.2774676
>>2774672car stuff is all extortion man cuz you got not choice
you just go to a place and ask them how much it costs to fix it and then they just tell you whatever the fuck they want to tell you cuz you have no other choice
No.2774677
>>2774673i never got this far with that scenario in my imagination tbh
No.2774678
>>2774676probably cuz insurance just pays for it most times right hate that insurance just makes everything more expensive
No.2774679
>>2774675they are saying they got him back on meds
No.2774680
my latest thing has been daydreaming about a different life and then taking no steps to work towards it
No.2774682
my thing lately has been hoping and praying things work out all by themselves
No.2774684
things usually do ive noticed that
No.2774685
>>2774682me when some retard nigger tank pulls all those mobs at the beginning of seat of the triumvirate at once
No.2774687
tanks do love pulling whole rooms at once
No.2774689
goy bro getting an estimate from car scammers for superificial damage that his deductible wont cover. is that you preowned dealership 27k bro?
No.2774690
you are retarded if you take the $500
No.2774691
insurance chosen: heres why your rate went up!
No.2774692
first of all we should establish if it was a proper rear ending or merely a fender bender
No.2774693
oh my god this is too much adult talk
if i ever get into fenderbender situation ill figure it out on the spot
No.2774694
im taking the 500
No.2774695
you threaten the guy with a gun and say make it $1000
No.2774696
its crazy that you guys download your anime at 1080 when we are in this memory shortage
No.2774697
to take $500 it would have to be a crash that is less than a parking lot door ding
No.2774698
i forgot about the memory shortage
No.2774699
havent downloaded anime in like a decade
No.2774700
would you like my insurance or… the mystery box?
No.2774701
i have more storage space available than you could comprehend with your little shrimp brain
No.2774704
>>2774703we did it we won the war!
No.2774706
are shrimps known for their small brains or something what gives
No.2774707
>>2774689why would i get the insurance involved if the guy is willing to just pay for the damage
>>2774690i didnt
>>2774692it was just a fender bender, like i said nothing is even really broken the shits just dented in
No.2774709
nah
No.2774710
>>2774703i bet willys gonna have something to say about this in less than 10 hours
No.2774711
bro if its just dented you can fix that shit urself with a plunger u fucked up
No.2774713
>>2774711well its dented and slightly popped out of place
No.2774714
julie is such a hot lil kslut
No.2774715
so disc is the raid healing spec and holy is the dungeon spec
got it
No.2774717
julie says nigger shes based
No.2774718
grow up
No.2774720
gonna do some glute bridges rq if yall dont mind
No.2774722
glute bridges are great for shaping the ass
No.2774723
some black nigger got into my car and stole my change and spilled beer all over the seats
No.2774725
first of all im not a black nigger
No.2774726
>>2774723that was drunk you bro!
No.2774727
https://youtu.be/0HYET47Cc-E?t=2718listening to this chinese man say the word pilot is cracking me up
No.2774728
tfw no invite to toontalker2005s discord
No.2774729
>>2774723this is my greatest fear
No.2774730
me two months ago: hey fuckhead the printers broken so you might want to get a new one before you do your taxes
fuckhead today trying to print out tax shit: why is the printer broken
No.2774731
in q2 were keeping to our calisthenics routine
No.2774733
i had maybe 5 bucks of change in my car im just upset about the beer smell thats not gonna go away any time soon
No.2774735
having a calisthenics routine is useful if you are a nogym frequent traveler
No.2774736
we are reverting back to calistenics in q3
No.2774737
i need a calisthenics routine
No.2774738
girls love calisthenics
No.2774739
>>2774734this really stole the hype from ww3 and the return of kanye west this is huge this is massive
No.2774740
>>2774735this neetfuck is too lazy to drive to the gym every day
No.2774741
theres no way i can have a car
No.2774743
just saw a funny nl clip lol
No.2774744
i would literally die if i attempted a hand stand push up
No.2774745
>>2774744you work up to it thats the whole idea
No.2774746
that sounds very tedious
No.2774747
>>2774744i had a bad keg stand once
No.2774748
feel like a handstand pushup is easy once you get the balance down
No.2774749
i know a guy who dislocated both his shoulders doing a keg flip
No.2774750
>>2774748its not man you are basically pushing your entire bodyweight above your head
No.2774751
i can barely balance standing normally
No.2774752
tadaima~
No.2774753
well its not your entire bodyweight right
No.2774754
does shitting before you do body weight exercises count as cheating
No.2774755
its everything except your hands so if you cut off your hands and weigh yourself its that much
No.2774756
ais ability to create mindbreaking life changing horror edits will cause mass psychosis in the next few years screencap this post
No.2774757
>>2774754you can negate that by drinking a liter of water
No.2774758
idk how to screencap can i take a pic with my phone
No.2774759
well thats like saying bodyweight squatting is squatting ur whole bodyweight and its really not cuz so many muscles help out a handstand pushup is kinda just like getting up from a chair with your arms
No.2774761
its not like that at all
No.2774762
it feels like that
No.2774763
>>2774759who cares how many muscles are involved its about the weight thats being moved
No.2774764
being upside down with 1 liter of water in your stomach sounds really unpleasant
No.2774765
the fitness gurus dont tell you that the best way to shape your calves is getting really fat and then losing the weight
No.2774767
thats the thing though its hard to pistol squat a plate but everyone can squat a plate cuz more muscles makes it free high weight only matters in relation to how many muscles are involved you wouldnt say you're lifting 200 pounds when you stand up from your chair would you?
No.2774768
anyways
rip baby sneed
No.2774769
>>2774767do a handstand pushup then bitch just a single one and post the vid
No.2774770
>>2774769like i said the balance would be the hardest part if i could balance it i could do one rn easily im not the one baby i behind the neck press my bodyweight
No.2774771
>>2774765its that a bulk into a cut
No.2774772
i cant keep living like this
No.2774773
>>2774770just balance yourself against the wall dont worry about it
No.2774774
hes not the one baby
No.2774775
*continues living like this like a boss*
No.2774776
>>2774773then that makes it even easier cuz i can get footdrive off the wall
No.2774777
i can keep living like this
i will keep living like this
No.2774778
fo-foot dive
No.2774779
i could do loads of handstand pushups i just dont have a camera to prove it its like how i dont have a mic when people ask to speak with me online
No.2774780
we have lots of secret talents like that
No.2774783
two hours since the ceasefire and i made thousands
No.2774784
>>2774781shes jinjja crazy
No.2774785
howd u make thousands
No.2774788
>pubic hair
nah nope
No.2774789
pubes rock
No.2774790
need my chick smooth and bald not even a hint of stubble gonna make my gf get laser removal on her pubes
No.2774791
we have pubes deal with it
No.2774795
so they just bombed 160 little girls in a school and no one is going to get tried and executed? thats cool i guess
No.2774796
you heard about that from ralph nader didnt you
No.2774797
feels like iran has the mandate of heaven rn
maybe i should make tens of thousands of missiles and drones just in case and have good geographic location
No.2774798
we NEED to dig tunnels
No.2774799
you guys arent getting into arguments with people daily?
No.2774800
i prefer to just nod my head and go naruhodo
No.2774801
BREAKING: Sirens are activated in the Jerusalem area and some central Israel communities amid an Iranian ballistic missile attack that was launched right after American President Donald Trump announced a two-week truce in the US-Israel war with Iran.
No.2774802
arguing just spikes my cortisol and ive never changed anyones mind ever so im big into just going oh really? and joker laughing
No.2774803
no one:
jewish people in new york for some reason:
>>2774798 No.2774804
bros this iran shit is going to lose us the pacific front china is going to cut a deal with TMSC and send us back to the 90s in terms of tech
the century of american humiliation is upon us
No.2774805
you really dont see whats going on huh guess the cias shroud of memes and disinformation is working on you to a t
me? i see past all of that and see what trump is really doing
No.2774806
going back to the 90s technology wise would be really awesome if im keeping it a buck fiddy
No.2774807
>>2774801thats so cool i hope iran keeps bombing the shit out of israel
No.2774809
i hope we can all stop bombing each other one day
No.2774810
did toot ban the nigger and faggot spammer?
No.2774811
>>2774810no hes still here see
>>2774810 No.2774812
so glad that i could come back to normal scv
No.2774814
feels bad knowing kids are getting raised on cryptoscam roblox games
flash games in our day were so much better
No.2774815
>>2774813>circumcised 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
No.2774816
>>2774815we shouldve been there to save him…
No.2774817
>>2774814be the change you want to see
raise your kids differently
No.2774818
why cant we bomb both iran AND israel
No.2774819
i would never have kids in the current society thing weve got going on
id have to be in some kind of amish type deal to even consider it
No.2774820
actually you would never have kids because you are repulsive and have no rizz and couldnt bag a girl
No.2774821
i lowk wish i was a homesteading tradwife but infertile
No.2774822
well i mean ignoring that
No.2774823
BREAKING: Iran accepting the ceasefire was reportedly driven by a "last-minute intervention by China"
based xi
No.2774824
the mandate of heave is spreading??
No.2774825
*pulls a bunch of mobs at once*
and let there be a mandate of cleave
No.2774826
xi is so cool…
No.2774828
sucks that the dems are gonna sweep for the next few election cycles and do a bunch of crazy trans shit thats gonna rile up the magatards to vote in trump2 and the samsara cycle is just gonna go on and on forever
No.2774829
cant wait for the new wave of trans baddies
No.2774832
are you a woman why would you be a healer if you arent
No.2774833
dont beat yourself up lil pup disc is for the real gamers just play holy
No.2774835
>>2774831i havent played retail since df but disc used to be so fun
No.2774836
grey parses
grey hair
No.2774837
>>2774830its just a fish man theyre barely alive
No.2774838
theres nothing inherently feminine about healing you actually hold the most power in that role
No.2774840
you could definitely do more damage to the world with the ability to bring people back from the dead than the ability to kill people
No.2774841
what's the deal with indians in texas
No.2774842
whats the deal with airline food
No.2774843
they cook it to like 90% on the ground then in the airplane they steam it or microwave it or something just before serving
No.2774845
im all about microwaving stuff man
No.2774846
you gotta be careful with microwaves dont stand too close
No.2774847
>soilers
oh noonono
No.2774849
>>2774787did you make yourself a shota
No.2774850
gonno go watch the funtime adventures of bunny bunny & friends
No.2774851
speaking of bunny
No.2774852
>>2774837youre barely alive
No.2774854
>>2774852be that as it may,
No.2774855
hol up coachella is this weekend
No.2774857
sugar
spice
and everything nice
No.2774858
have you ever had a dream that that um that you had uh that you had to you could you do you wit you wa you could do so you do you could you want you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything
No.2774861
sigh got the tdap shot today and my arm is sore…
No.2774862
so glad the strait is open 😄
No.2774864
the average life expectancy for males in the United States is approximately 76.5 years
so were basically at middle age already!
No.2774866
bros get on arc raiders
No.2774867
im no american
No.2774868
>>>2774867
ugh my chinascale estimated 16% body fat
i had too much marzipan
No.2774869
ugh
No.2774870
>>2774868fat motherfucker!!!
No.2774871
whys it called body fat if all your fat is by default part of your body
No.2774872
"Body fat" is a specific technical term used to distinguish stored adipose tissue from other types of fat in the body (like essential fat in the brain) or fat consumed in the diet. While all adipose tissue is part of the body, the term "body fat" specifically refers to the specialized connective tissue that stores energy, cushions organs, and regulates metabolism.
Here is why it is specifically called body fat:
Distinction from Dietary Fat: "Body fat" refers to the triglycerides stored within fat cells (adipocytes), whereas "dietary fat" refers to the fat consumed in food.
Adipose Tissue (Storage): The technical term for body fat is adipose tissue. It is used to describe the "storage depots" of excess energy, specifically white adipose tissue (subcutaneous and visceral fat).
Functional Role: It distinguishes fat that serves as an energy reserve from essential structural fat found in cell membranes, nerves, and organs.
Metabolic Activity: Body fat acts as an interactive endocrine organ that communicates with other body systems, producing hormones like leptin.
In summary, it is called body fat to differentiate the stored energy tissue (adipose) from structural fat or nutritional fat.
No.2774873
>>2774872*plugs your brain with a neural parasite*
No.2774874
now to catch up on the worlds latest events which have happened
No.2774875
https://neuroscientificallychallenged.com/posts/know-your-brain-fatal-insomniakinda crazy how one day we could just suddenly not be able to sleep anymore until we fucking die
No.2774876
couldnt happen to me
No.2774877
i really need help losing weight
every time i binge eat and go to lie down my ticker beats really fast then its like it skips beats then slows down then goes fast again
No.2774878
go for walks
No.2774879
put a mirror at your desk so every time you eat you have to watch your fat pig ass shovel food into your mouth
No.2774882
chaewon but who lost
No.2774883
our weight
No.2774885
>>2774878last time i tried going for a walk my chest hurt so bad i had to lay down on the side of the road and call 911 it was so embarrassing i had a bunch of people stop and ask if i needed help
No.2774886
you gotta get yourself under control man
No.2774887
crazy how for americans the problem isnt putting your feet on the table its the taking off your shoes part
No.2774888
you just know she was a spicy broad in the 70's
No.2774889
>>2774887i just wear extra wide new balance with no laces and use a shoe horn
No.2774890
*takes off my socks*
doumo desu
No.2774891
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
Doritos at $7 a Bag Ended Up Costing PepsiCo Billions
No.2774893
*takes off my socks with a shoe horn*
howdy
No.2774895
Sam Altman's coworkers say he can barely code and misunderstands basic machine learning concepts
oh no no no no!!!!!!!
No.2774903
da joos
No.2774904
(Space Force!)
No.2774907
>>2774881bless her lil soul shes helping us so much
No.2774910
orange ate a string but didnt want the fresh chicken thats in also in his nasty cat food any way
No.2774911
im just a simple gay man not looking too harm any1
No.2774912
gook morning
No.2774913
im a house nigga
No.2774915
kwintu has been non stop ragerambling in the ziicord since the ceasefire was announced lol
No.2774916
thats sooooo cool
anyways
No.2774917
so glad nl is back from his vacation
No.2774918
BREAKING: The expert in Iranian national security affairs:
"The ceasefire was broken by an attack on the Loyan refinery and the brutal Israeli attacks on Lebanon. Iran is in the process of assessing the situation and preparing to suspend the ceasefire and resume the war."
what ceasefire bro the war is back on
No.2774919
okay but what about the strait
No.2774920
niggers
No.2774921
grow up
No.2774923
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo >_<
No.2774926
israels going junkyard dog mode
No.2774927
operation red moon pad baby
No.2774928
🚨🇮🇷🇮🇱🇱🇧 BREAKING: Iran OFFICIALLY CLOSES the STRAIT OF HORMUZ until further notice due to Israel’s attack on Lebanon - Fars New Agency
No.2774929
hopefully people notice and dislike israel more
No.2774932
if we are going to back israel we need to destroy a civilization tonight or we will look weak
No.2774934
>>2774932CRAZY: 🇸🇾🇩🇪 Syria has rejected Germany’s plan to send over 700,000 refugees home.
No.2774936
>>2774935you have klinefelter syndrome
No.2774937
wish i had worse beard growth it feels like a cope mechanism for the hairline but i dont want hair on my face
No.2774938
im a 32 year old man and i cant grow a beard
No.2774939
remember when that asian guy put nair on his asshole?
No.2774940
fox nair?
No.2774941
no
No.2774943
WHO DARE AWAKEN NEETFUCK AT THIS HOUR
No.2774944
>>2774898love these gookies
No.2774946
im so in love with asian women im prepared to do anything my latest plan? sacrifice all morals
No.2774948
i dont want a trad wife i want a gamer anime nerd
No.2774950
what it mean if u have unusual asking for a friend
No.2774951
thats the only one i think i know. it looks like pus & infection
No.2774952
whats it mean if u have that tho
No.2774953
owie bros my arm still hurts from the tetanus shot what the helly
they didnt say it would be painful
No.2774954
im like a guy but hes gay
No.2774956
>>2774953you are supposed to know that already
you are stupid
No.2774957
i cant believe getting stabbed with a giant needle hurts
No.2774958
>>2774956its sore as hell man and im feeling exhausted
No.2774959
1 in the afternoon? yup it might be time for neetfuck napbelly to do his thing
No.2774961
JUST IN: 🇮🇱 Prime Minister Netanyahu says this is not the end of the battle and Israel is on its way to achieving its goals.
No.2774964
>>2774960bros wearing shoes without socks 🤢
No.2774965
aint no way
No.2774966
Pope Leo XIV may never visit the U.S. under the Trump administration following a disastrous meeting between the Pentagon and a Vatican diplomat.
No.2774967
>>2774966doesnt he live in chicago bro
No.2774968
>>2774960huge urge to stab him in the back of the knee with a screw driver
No.2774969
The Trump administration summoned a Vatican diplomat to the Pentagon, and during the tense meeting a U.S. official invoked the Avignon Papacy
lol theyre gonna make an anti pope
>>2774967shut up moron
No.2774973
who the fuck is jarbo
y'all making these niggas up
No.2774974
bringing back the garfield meta
No.2774975
from swans?
No.2774976
which garfield? theres 7
No.2774977
anyone here use a bread machine/maker
im thinking about buying one since shit cheap store bread is like $5 a loaf now and just making quality bread at home
No.2774979
>>2774977they are the type of thing you use for a little while and then stop using forever and it takes up space
No.2774980
>>2774978miga tards get so ass blasted about everything
No.2774981
they are so performative
No.2774983
>>2774982she looks like a stuck up bitch
No.2774984
been doing this double nap thing where i wake up after my 1 hour nap then go back in for another hour
No.2774985
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
No.2774988
got some quotes on the damage and one guy was really insisting i go through insurance…
No.2774989
>>2774988because they can bill insurance more and insurance will pay it
No.2774990
teamblind posts are so funny man
No.2774991
tried to explain baldness to q3gf and couldnt
No.2774992
baldness is a really complicated topic
No.2774993
red moon baby wearing the star wars jawa robe
No.2774995
America's average retirement age (85) is now 6 years older than America's average age of death (79).
lmao
No.2774996
do you guys feel like its getting crazier out there
do you think there will be gas shortages or food shortages
No.2774997
>>2774989yea but he was bringing up some good points pointing out how there could be more than just superficial damage
i dont wanna fuck the guy over but i also dont want to get fucked….
No.2774998
>>2774995this can be easily explained by the fact that anyone age 1-30 can die but never retire
No.2774999
>>2774996were going to be eating each other man
No.2775000
>>2774997bro there's no internal damage the fucking bumper is made to take little fender bends he just wants to charge you more with insurance
No.2775001
maybe this blog can help the please help me lose weight bro
for awhile now ive been eating well for the first two meals of the day but without fail always overeating for dinner and blowing my cal limit so im just eating twice and sticking to a yogurt as my dinner it seems to be working
No.2775002
>>2775000well theres one small place where the chassis underneath is just barely poking through the bumper so it could mean potential damage to the structural parts
No.2775004
>>2775001ive been eating 1.5 meals per day for years bro, i couldnt even imagine 3 meals a day anymore thats some fat people shit
No.2775005
>>2775004i believe it was confucius that said one meal a day was like the ancient masters, two meals a day was healthy and normal, and if you eat 3 bring out the trough implying you're a farm animal at that point
No.2775007
weight loss bro here
i only eat 1 meal techinically but the problem is i eat it for the entire time im awake
No.2775008
rofl
No.2775010
my stocks are going crazy buying the dip is insane
No.2775011
>>2774977bread makers suck, they don't really give you a good loaf
if you want to make your own bread just learn how to make it in the oven
No.2775012
checked my gma fund for the first time in a while and its down bigly
i fucking hate drumpf
No.2775013
https://www.amazon.com/Land-Coffee-Creamer-Singles-Count/dp/B0DZ4ZWDWB/ref=sr_1_33so now amazon is listing counterfeit products with ai generated images to look like big name brands (land o lakes in this case) on the front page
No.2775014
trying to think of the last president who was actually worthy of the job
maybe richard nixon
No.2775015
tricky dick had alot of great ideas problem was kissinger was his boy and sent all our manufacturing to china which uh was terrible
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>>2775014obama
he was so good he mind raped/mind broked a bunch of chud retards that could never compete
No.2775018
>>2775016love some sugarr ikoie iaw
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>>2775015well he just started rapprochement with china as leverage against the soviets it wasnt his idea to offshore all of americas manufacturing but yeah downstream effects
i still think as a person he was probably the last 'statesman' america has had as president all the others were 'politicians' or in george senior's case just an elevated spook
No.2775020
it really is crazy how obama literally just being president made racist old white people so mad that they claimed he made race relations worse and then elected the most retarded president the us will ever have in spite
No.2775021
>>2775012what was your shit in everything is going up man!
No.2775022
i can feel the beer run in the air tonight
No.2775023
>>2775019>the last statesmani can get down with that tho maybe bush 1(?) cuz he was a big time spook right maybe he was getting stuff done but i really dont know shit about his reign
No.2775024
>>2774983shes got that stacy look
No.2775025
im just a chud
No.2775026
>>2775021idk its some investment firm thing
No.2775028
hol up bebe (pronounced beeb)?
No.2775029
>>2775027HOLD UP!!!!!!! its pronounced stacy????????? since when?????
No.2775030
>>2775026dont worry itll go back up
No.2775032
i dont see the point of that grapes are already finger food
No.2775033
thats just the slapchop
No.2775034
>>2775031this is for literal babies that dont know how to eat grapes without choking and dying
No.2775035
wait wtf kinoko teikoku disbanded, and almost a decade ago at that? what the fuck??
No.2775036
>>2775032>>2775033>>2775034theyre too big for me to comfortable hold and eat so slicing them helps a lot
No.2775037
>>2775029yeah its a little known fact actually
No.2775039
>>2775038lil bro is LOCKED IN
No.2775041
>>2775035wake up lil nigga
No.2775042
also im terrified of choking to death on food so i always cut all my food up tiny
No.2775043
i think he did just wake up rip van wrinkle ahhh mufucka lol xD
No.2775044
bro snoozed thru covid
No.2775045
im also lowkey a babybite bro not as bad as cutting up a grape but i cant take a big mouthful
No.2775047
Iranian media outlets say Tehran is suspending tanker traffic through the Strait of Hormuz and considering pulling out of the deal with Washington over Israel's actions in Lebanon. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said President Trump is aware of reports saying the strait has been closed, but said the reports "are false."
the reports are false?
No.2775048
israel is fucking this up for us
cut em loose donnie
No.2775049
just a tip too
they dont make raisin cutters like they do with the grape cutter but you can just put raisins in a bowl and use a metal potato masher and it will chop them finer
No.2775050
why would i ever want raisin confetti bro
No.2775051
"First of all, I actually think, and there's a lot of bad faith negotiation and a lot of bad faith, you know, propaganda going on," Vance told reporters on Air Force Two. "I think this comes from a legitimate misunderstanding. I think the Iranians thought that the ceasefire included Lebanon, and it just didn't. We never made that promise. We never indicated that was going to be the case. What we said is that the ceasefire would be focused on Iran, and the ceasefire would be focused on America's allies, both Israel and the Gulf Arab states."
"Look, if Iran wants to let this negotiation fall apart in a conflict where they were getting hammered over Lebanon, which has nothing to do with them, and which the United States never once said was part of the ceasefire, that's ultimately their choice," he added. "We think that would be dumb, but that's their choice."
hol up theres an air force 2?
No.2775053
we gotta keep letting israel bomb the most christian country in the middle east or this whole deal thing is a no go
No.2775054
our second airforce just got soft disclosed?
No.2775055
i dont eat grapes because you cant clean them
No.2775057
i miss when the anglos were in charge
No.2775058
i definitely have misophonia
No.2775060
susu is the hot one bunny is just fat
No.2775061
when the anglos were in charge the rothchildes were in charge
No.2775062
>>2775055i bring water to a boil then quick dunk them in, them dunk into cold water, then wash with vinegar real quick
only takes a minute and the whole bag is clean
No.2775064
dyou reckon kids today still remember the allamo
No.2775065
>>2775061at least theyre not papists
No.2775068
BREAKING: Minneapolis may legalize adult bathhouses — allowing adults to engage in sexual activity
gaybros you peepin this
No.2775069
holy shit are they going to allow adults to engage in sexual activity???
No.2775071
i already got a bath in my house man
No.2775072
this could be huge for us adults
No.2775073
>>2775068zion dons weimar republic
No.2775074
>>2775063susu's definitely hot but bunnys still hotter for me
No.2775075
>>2775066we are lucky artms and triples are popping hard and yves and chuu are releasing banger after banger otherwise i would miss loona so bad
No.2775078
>>2775051thats what they call any plane he is on
No.2775079
heh heroes3heads will love that
No.2775080
just learned our vice president can travel through different planes of reality
No.2775081
member when joe biden was the vice president
No.2775082
member when some guy wearing a biden mask was our president for 4 years
No.2775083
the names joe biden
you can run but you cant hiden
No.2775085
for a civvie i have no business having as shapely legs as i do
No.2775086
>>2775084get owned skincel you were too fucking cocky
No.2775089
cat pics are so redditcoded
No.2775091
i went to steamworks in chicago but got scared and left before i had any sex
No.2775092
public sex is gross
No.2775093
>>2775091come on man we gotta have sex
No.2775094
gooks love putting whole ass seashells in they food
No.2775095
>>2775090what the fuck even is that.. like egg yolks and ham or what? and whats that lemon slice doing on there bro what the fuck
No.2775097
>>2775095gooks love insulting the noble 'zah
No.2775098
i swear they are doing this shit on purpose
No.2775099
id eat that lemon za
id eat that lemon gook
No.2775100
>>2775091steamworks? like the valve thing?
No.2775101
what if lemon rinds and seeds are actually really delicious on za and we are the ones who are wrong
No.2775102
if im gonna have a za i want a proper za im talking cheese pep tier stuff
otherwise i would just order something else (i wouldnt)
No.2775103
>>2775090you can tell its health food and she eats healthy because shes ghost white with dark rings around her eyes
No.2775105
if you post this link on 4norm /pol/ you get banned from all boards for 90 days
https://files.catbox.moe/n0dhru.mp4 No.2775106
is egg yolks on pizza really that crazy though what does egg go good with? bread cheese meat all things also included in pizza
No.2775107
yea lemme click that real quick
No.2775108
asians be cracking eggs in everything
No.2775109
>>2775106are you a korean girl…
No.2775111
>>2775102*stabs a screwdriver up under your big toe nail*
No.2775112
tadaima~
No.2775114
dominos isnt a real pizza place they dont offer calzones
No.2775115
the good folks @ catbox dot moe
No.2775117
>>2775105holy fuck this is hot
No.2775118
no but seriously think about how awesome it would be to have an actual asian girlfriend
No.2775119
im gay would an actual asian boyfriend fill the same role in my life
No.2775120
*everyone sneers at the fag*
ewwww
No.2775121
no but conversion therapy into an asian girlfriend would
No.2775122
cmon dont sneer at me im sensitive
No.2775124
i heard that you need to have regular friends first
No.2775128
>>2775126nobody will ever flip like this in kpop ever again..
No.2775129
low yield tactical nuke used in toropets by ukrainians
No.2775131
i thought ukraine gave up all their nooks
No.2775133
>>2775126thats a round off
No.2775134
>>2775133dont kill my vibe thats a nono
No.2775135
>>2775121wish i had an asian girlfriend
No.2775137
the vibe just died
No.2775141
wait hollup you need to be successful to bag an agf?
No.2775143
why does he spam
No.2775144
>>2775139@grok replace the man in this image with a fat bald dysgenic retard
also make the girl fat and bald too lol
No.2775145
i think there's a view routes to an agf
the meet cute at a gamer store or nerd place
the afg introduction (asian friend group)
or being successful
No.2775146
"he"
No.2775148
maybe gayspammer really is needed to preserve the balance of the 162 force…
No.2775149
>>2775147i retracted my own gook man i deleted one
No.2775150
we love asian women and were so close to finally having an asian girlfriend were understandably geeked
No.2775151
>>2775145whats a view route?
No.2775154
>>2775151auto-correct i meant few
No.2775155
$20/hr feels like a fortune when you dont have to pay rent
No.2775156
we shoulda been working this whole time we coulda been saving hella bank
No.2775157
$0/hr feels pretty bad even when you dont have to pay rent
No.2775159
my name's not padder anymore
it's okumay
No.2775160
okumay you up?
No.2775161
more o cum in the a gayboy
No.2775164
>>2775163in 2 more weeks hes really good show china whats what
No.2775166
paper tiger drumpf vs actual tiger with the mandate of heaven xi
No.2775167
pretend to be at war with china for a week then remove all tariffs and trade restrictions
No.2775168
we didnt want taiwan anyway they were freeloaders 2nm chips arent anything special
No.2775170
i love chips
No.2775171
fr could really use some chips rn
No.2775173
things wouldnt be like this if the hohenzollerns were still in charge
No.2775176
>>2775175HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOYYYYYYY
No.2775177
i eat subs with a fork and knife
No.2775178
>>2775175i would murder that sandwich rn ngl
No.2775182
>>2775175that sub is way too thick
i would never be able to hold and eat that comfortably
No.2775183
might be an early bed time angle today im feeling wiped
No.2775184
>>2775182i got a lil sub for you bro lol
No.2775185
lil bro wants a slim sub
No.2775186
>>2775182you already admitted you cant hold a full grape lil red moon bro we know a sub is too big for you
No.2775187
lil baby mouth bro gonna have to eat a torpedo not the whole sub xD
No.2775188
assholes!!!!!!
No.2775190
id like to see a gnome and tauren do more than high five if you gnomsayin
No.2775191
whatever happened to the gay spammer did toot finally ban his ass
No.2775192
>>2775189*tauren crouches gnome hops up*
wow much difficult
what tehse stupid lazy nublizzardniggers mean is they are too lazy/all the people who are actually capable of creating and adding new things to the game have been laid off and now they only have trannies and jeets left
No.2775193
>>2775191hes on sabbatical and its pando lol
No.2775194
this comm was built on free and open speech so im gonna have to report the new bullies we have here
bon voyage newfags
No.2775195
https://www.instagram.com/ywjkwmwds/its crazy how beautiful gooks just exist
No.2775196
>>2775195so gorgeous and i lose my breath when imagine her as my girlrfriend
No.2775197
she would call the police if you tried to talk to her you disgusting freak
No.2775198
>>2775195looks like a tranny
No.2775199
im following over 3000 nasty whores on instagram
No.2775200
wowfucks do i need to buy the rank 2 materials for crafting or can i use the cheap ones
No.2775202
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ALONE AND GOOKLESS
No.2775205
sit in our bedrooms alone and gookless just like we will for the rest of our lives
No.2775206
>>2775192ok lets see you code the animations for that to happen chud
No.2775207
if i just stayed in my room like i was supposed to i wouldnt have gotten rear ended
No.2775208
*rear ends u*
No.2775211
h2h stella
No.2775213
i am seriously on the cusp of full freedom and a gookful existence its jjinja happening
No.2775214
no you arent youre just manic right now youll settle down and return to your depressing reality soon enough
No.2775216
the opposite of an amateur degree
No.2775217
>>2775215special degrees like law or pharmacy retard
No.2775219
is it true that sorcery was real and cool until the jews killed jesus and after that the magic died
No.2775221
>>2775219harry potter brain rot
No.2775222
popular magic died a little before jesus but it was kept alive by a few bold and secretive wizards
No.2775223
hope you guys have black powder rifles or crossbows
things are about to get really bad
No.2775225
crossbows are under a lot of tension what if it explodes and takes out my eye
No.2775226
why black powder…
No.2775227
i have a book on crossbows i bet i could fashion one
No.2775228
>>2775220damn he got the akimbo perk
No.2775229
>>2775226theres going to be an economic collapse
No.2775230
>>2775226the emp from nukes will make regular guns not work
No.2775231
ive got access to both of those things
No.2775232
*gets my black powder rifle ready*
No.2775233
modern firearms have chips in them that the government can use to deactivate them
like with teslas and other electric cars
No.2775234
why will emp make my glock break im gonna need a source on that
No.2775235
why wiw emp wakey my gwock bweak im gwonna need a souwce on tat
No.2775238
>>2775236she looks pretty good to me man!
No.2775239
strand warning