No.2686632
i want a bf
No.2686635
i want a scroll wheel-less mouse what are my options
No.2686636
>>2686629lol
lmao
this guy thinks hes actually playing magic and not just a mobile game substitute
No.2686638
>>2686637holy fucking shit
everyone is talking about this
No.2686640
the night of was such a good lil mini series
No.2686641
my new thing is making terrible awful posts and being annoying and generally unwanted
No.2686642
>>2686637nick is gonna become president just in time for society to collapse from a massive climate disaster
No.2686644
i have a new years resolution
no jerking off 2026
No.2686646
>>2686644sounds unhealthy
No.2686647
>>2686644im doing no porn 2026
stay strong brother
No.2686648
not a fan of the pornspam meta
No.2686651
damn ur thread is successful
No.2686652
>>2686649im so glad hes okay
No.2686653
i wish i could get into fighting games but i just cant
No.2686654
>>2686649why wasnt avilo at the esports world cup
No.2686655
first you have to buy a $500 madcatz fightstick
then it gets fun
No.2686656
so fucked up how avilo is still banned on twitch
No.2686657
>>2686653there are 2 good fighting games and theyre ggac+r and smash melee
No.2686658
damn hes still getting stream sniped every game all these years later
No.2686659
he has so many thors
No.2686660
>>2686657under sheets in bed?
No.2686661
https://kick.com/katieohleeBUNNYBROS CHECK THIS HOG OUT
No.2686662
>>2686661damn imagine plapping that
No.2686663
that cow is drinking costco brand rum
No.2686664
>>2686655lets see ap hoto of your stick
No.2686665
stranded…
No.2686668
what am i supposed to do for hte next 2 hours man FUCK!!!!!!!!!
No.2686672
im poxsstiiihbbg with my foot
No.2686673
we should listen to dashboard confessional
No.2686674
paladin confessional - vindication
No.2686675
remember when wagner attempted to coup putin and drove most of the way to moscow and then gave up
No.2686676
>>2686667slick black
very cool
No.2686679
hol up little puck is doing dana dearmond's dick sniffing thing
No.2686681
we're liveposting while we watch porno man keep up
No.2686683
we ain't watching porno
No.2686684
then what am i tugging my bitchclitty to bro
No.2686685
sigh avilo got stream snipped again…
No.2686690
>>2686688are you allowed to just run away as a cop
No.2686691
i would have instead of just sitting in the doorway chokepoint
No.2686692
my mind is serioulsy destroyed i need a porn ddetox
No.2686693
*doesnt hit that like button or click that bell*
No.2686694
that's what the woke jews want you to think so you get a job
No.2686696
i miss my bf
No.2686698
should i buy and eat a bunch of weed gummies for new years eve
No.2686699
i hopped on mtga
i played a game
its fun but its soulless compared to the joy of irl commander
No.2686701
>>2686700okay so i'll do it because toot just showed me your post history and i think you're a little bitch dude
No.2686703
time for bed looking forward to waking up and seeing that kanata decided to cancel her graduation
No.2686705
>>2686698uhh no you should use that money on real bud so you can blaaaaaaaze that shit my nigga
No.2686706
i'm not allowed to smoke inside
No.2686707
if a square tries to stop you from enjoying God's Green Goodness then you are morally obligated to slap that ho ong
No.2686708
im not slapping my mom
No.2686709
>>2686645every foid should literally be treated like this for atleast a month
No.2686710
i crafted the full izzet lessons talent+monument deck and hoo boy this thing goes crazy
No.2686711
okay but hitler was very fucking a monster
No.2686712
oh and i bet ur mum died in the holly too huh
No.2686713
gods gook goodness
No.2686714
me mum me grandmum me pet dog too
No.2686715
>>2686711okay but why do i have to suffer because some austrian drug addict did something bad 80 years ago
No.2686717
ok but for real how did his mum die in the holly if he was born in 1962
No.2686718
british people are so stupid man
No.2686719
>>2686715did he do something bad i haven't heard this
No.2686720
>>2686718why do they call their sport football when there arent even 300 pound giga niggas colliding into each other causing permanent brain damage
No.2686721
i'll tell you the reason for every yuropoor doing weird shit: they're gay
No.2686722
i really should install mtga on my phone so i can game in bed
No.2686724
3 captchas to post on 4 nigger so they can make a couple bucks to train ai….
No.2686725
>>2686723protestants aren't christian lilbrobabyboy
No.2686726
im 50 shades of fucked up…
No.2686727
jajajajaja i fucking trad cath latinx like fuentes homes
No.2686728
i'm not a christcuck lilbroboy but that doesn't proclude me from knowing protestantism is the gay faggot version
No.2686729
Russia lost 2 million men in WW1.
Russia lost 1 million men in the Ukraine war.
The Ukraine is already half as deadly to Russia as WW1. That's fucking nuts.
Jewtin won't rest until he killed every single Russian and Ukrainian on earth
No.2686730
fr tho fuentes is not gonna be president
theyre probably gonna find him dead in a pool of cum one day
No.2686731
sick of the flipping magic spam
No.2686732
oh ok sorry everybody stop posting about the thing this guy doesnt like
No.2686734
2
No.2686737
my post parodying the dashboard confessional vindicated with paladin - vindication didnt get quoted
No.2686738
that post also sucked
No.2686739
>>26867333 of these are mine and i'm not the brown kid you're trying to humiliate (you can't humiliate him he has autism)
No.2686740
damn if 3 of those were mine id kms
No.2686742
toot help me
No.2686744
>>2686743what a big titted whore
No.2686746
toot help i have the flu
No.2686747
>>2686746we told you to stay home
No.2686748
>>2686744we look like that
No.2686749
The week between Christmas and New Year's is most commonly called
Twixmas
No.2686750
i dipped in my lower lip instead of on the side and holy fuck that burns man
No.2686751
orange baby naps
No.2686752
diptarded
No.2686753
no more wintergreen this ish is poison man
No.2686755
sirs i have 49 hours of the needful algorithms
No.2686756
brown niggermonkey
zoomer 'grindset' self improvement nonsense that's actually some faggot nerd shit
yeah i'll pass
No.2686757
>>2686750it goes in the lip man, you put dip in your cheek?
No.2686758
>>2686756you gotta watch the whole thing it isnt like that
No.2686761
i still havent opened my christmas gifts im such a lazy nigger
No.2686762
what if you got something cool as hell and its just sitting there
No.2686763
what if its a perishable or a voucher for a blowjob that expires in just one day
No.2686765
(it's green because of the wintergreen)
No.2686766
>>2686764doesnt this interfere with you swallowing a beer
No.2686769
>>2686766the normal way not with practice
No.2686770
you guys are such stupid little idiots
No.2686771
crazy as hell that toon still hasnt streamed mudjugs movie 'the dip run'
No.2686772
is that the one with faggot 2 dope and silent gay
No.2686774
ive definitely jacked my dick off to some nicki minaj music videos
No.2686775
i heard nicky minaj is teaming up with ben shapiro now
No.2686776
just drink beer and get excited for next beer
No.2686777
*packs in a fat chawski*
No.2686778
*hits you in the lip*
No.2686779
*laughs as that faggot starts choking as he swallows a mouthful of dip spit*
No.2686780
mudjug1 was talking about gutting your dip spit
No.2686781
i'm guessing gutting means swallowing
then i can only guess he jerks off to the idea of his retarded paypigs getting multiple kinds of cancer from ingesting it
No.2686782
niggi minaj
No.2686783
if i could get rich knowing i was doing something that would injure and kill people i don't like you bet your ass i'd be doing it too
i wish i was the galaxy gas ceo
No.2686784
we're looking for the ikigai…
No.2686785
i've decided i'm going to get drunk and do drugs every day for the rest of 2025
No.2686788
thank you drunk me for refilling the ice cube trays and water jug
No.2686789
>>2686507fuck wish she was my gf
No.2686793
cats like this plastic cup more than their jingly balls for knocking around
No.2686797
orange brought my beer bottle cap back to my desk as a gift
No.2686798
teach him to bring the whole bottle next time
No.2686800
not a bitch ass thing
No.2686801
>>2686797youre so cooked
its over
No.2686802
we should watch inception
No.2686803
inception + interstellar double feature
No.2686804
tenant is the one i havent seen
No.2686805
its worth watching for the visuals
thats all id say about it
No.2686806
tennant is the one nolan i dont care about watching again just because of the sound mixing.. if he doesnt care enough about the dialogue being incomprehensible i dont care enough to try and understand it
No.2686808
tennet? that was a good one im saving my rewatch for when i get a kgf
No.2686811
>>2686810ive had this conversation with my parents
No.2686812
think i bred low iq cats becauae there retarded behavior is funny
No.2686813
>there
No.2686815
lil bro got the cat brainworms
No.2686816
i am officially norwood 3
No.2686817
>>2686814wony please become skelly again
No.2686822
i like sweaters with an opening in the front so i can hide chocolate bars
No.2686823
love keeping candy on me
No.2686826
i could be lured into a car with some reese minis
No.2686827
9am time to be a fucking nigger and spam asian women
No.2686828
>>2686827lol this but furries
No.2686830
good night
No.2686831
>>2686830omg are you in east asia…..
No.2686832
cat moved his belly spot to upper torso
No.2686834
9am time to spam youtube nigger shit
(gookfreak/wowfreak/unemployed freak) gonna spam 'time for neet fuck to take a nap!' in an hour or so
No.2686835
>think i bred low iq cats becauae there retarded behavior is funny
No.2686836
dam 300k stock broker gookfreak bro going to bed during nigger napper hours…
No.2686837
im a paki
No.2686838
*copes*
No.2686840
toot i wanna game but i dont wanna sit at my computer desk
No.2686847
>>2686844he got married and had a kid this year, hes done
chopped
cooked
No.2686849
>>2686635a trackball moise
No.2686853
>>2686851aint no way, that doesnt look like a good experience
No.2686857
>>2686856what a lame use of technology
No.2686860
in 2026 i reinvent myself
No.2686862
>>2686861how are they planning on handling those years she was a lewd model?
No.2686863
all models are lewd lil bro
No.2686865
in 2026 i will become a muscle slut
No.2686866
don't know what gender i am anymore
No.2686867
genderless bf
No.2686869
don't call me nigga
No.2686870
confrontational
your a woman
No.2686873
we should get drunk
No.2686874
>>2686873we are done with that life lil bro
No.2686875
i drank way too much last night…
No.2686876
its still 2025
you could get drunk one last time…
No.2686877
and we're gonna drink even more tonight!
No.2686879
no porn+beer+liquor+masturbating+weed+slop 2026 starting in a few days bros!
No.2686880
so what do you have left to even do
No.2686881
working out+meditation+self improvement+getting a kgf 2026
No.2686882
>>2686867heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
No.2686883
i feel like youre overshooting and trying too much and you'll fail but gl
No.2686884
been on a daily goon streak not letting up now
No.2686885
2026…. hmm….
No.2686886
>>2686883already doing 3 of those lil bro just the 4th one left
No.2686887
crazy how hard it is to do the right thing even when you know what to do and how to do it
No.2686889
god isnt real but if he is hes sending me to heaven anyway so idgaf
No.2686892
>>2686891crazy that is gookspammers just posted things like this we wouldnt mind them
No.2686893
>>2686891whats going on with her pussy man
No.2686895
it probably would be true that there would be world peace if gookfreaks stuck to posting fat gooks and gooks with dicks
No.2686896
flu nap got me fucked up im on a different planet you guys are little aliens
No.2686897
waking up from flu naps goes insane your just fucked
No.2686898
meep moop
No.2686899
someone once said to me "you're really good at this game for a girl" and genuinely thought it was a compliment
No.2686901
>>2686900why did it make his chin clockier
No.2686903
its crazy how ugly and mannish you are
No.2686906
speakin of toon lets get some nolan kino goin today
No.2686909
so it turns out my faux leather jacket is actually a real jacket and i just fucked up by getting scratches on it (fuck my life)
i need to mink oil that bitch
No.2686910
its ok leather jackets need to be scratched a bit
No.2686911
is it the leon kennedy re4 leather jacket
No.2686912
thats why people should make their leather stuff rough side out
No.2686914
crazy how we are gonna be the leather jacket wearers in 2026
No.2686915
lil bro is so uncool his leather jacket literally rejects him and gets scratched in a few hours
No.2686917
my crotch is so stinky
No.2686921
BAZINGA
No.2686922
bing bing
wahoo
No.2686923
ass sex with men
No.2686926
leather jackets are a noob trap. you aren't a ww2 bomber crew member and you don't own a motorcycle. you need to get wool jackets instead. they are warmer and more durable.
No.2686927
what if he is a ww2 bomber crew member you dont know that
No.2686928
its kinda crazy that before they figured out missiles boomers would just fly over places and drop rocketless missiles on shit
No.2686929
>>2686926im a college student who roams around town at night on a bike drinking beer and going to punk music shows
if theres any time in life where I should be wearing a leather jacket its now
No.2686931
>college student
littlest lil bro
No.2686932
that bald guy who shows up to every show
No.2686933
https://graymirror.substack.com/p/the-situation-and-the-solution>The story now seems clear: the second Trump administration is a tragedy. Let’s talk about what this means, and what can be done about it.moldbuggians
its up
No.2686934
tl;dr
No.2686935
im an adhd child from a single parent household
No.2686937
if you got a adhd diagnosis as a kid they would let you take as long as you want on tests so all the kids with tryhard parents would get them adhd diagnoses
No.2686938
tamujo went from being on the verge to qualify for national 1500m champs to not being able to do one 2000m rep with long-distance specialists
owari da
No.2686939
i never got diagnosed with anything but they knew i was clearly not normal so they gave me extra time anyway
No.2686940
just peed myself!
No.2686941
we do that sometimes here its nbd
No.2686942
well its my third time today
No.2686943
futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny futa horsecock bunny
No.2686944
are we araming today?
No.2686945
>>2686943kill yourself already you fucking rat nigger piece of human trash
No.2686946
>>2686933hes just parroting tim now its become sad
No.2686947
>>2686945you need to chill out
but yeah
No.2686948
>>2686944im trippin today so my performance might be in shambles
No.2686949
ur on drugz?
No.2686950
>>2686946who is tim retard
No.2686951
you guys gotta stop doing drugs man for real though
No.2686952
>>2686943this is what we want
No.2686953
timothy
No.2686954
you guys are aramming… without me…?
No.2686955
>>2686951*stares at you while i hit the coca cola bong*
No.2686957
>>2686951+1
but not because i care about your well being it just reminds me that im amongst the worst dregs of society
No.2686958
im sick and tired of being ignored by men
No.2686962
im not diagnosed with anything im just lazy as fuck!
No.2686963
>>2686958the ps didnt work?
No.2686964
>Trump’s tragic flaw is purely Shakespearean. It is the opposite of the accusations constantly hurled at him. Trump does not actually want full power. Rather, he is afraid of it. And it is not just him. He is actually far less afraid than the people around him.
damn this shit is poetic
No.2686965
that wasnt me but im also sick and tired of being ignored by men
No.2686966
184 on the scale today down from 193 6 weeks ago
just cut out peanut butter and pop tarts and beer and replaced it with pickles and vodka
No.2686967
huh? did someone say something?
No.2686969
drumpf is the prototypical boomer
craves the attention that power and wealth and status bring but doesnt want the responsibility of actually being in charge of anything
No.2686970
>>2686966dang you lost wait..
No.2686971
gimme a couple more minutes before I hop on my one cat is still out the door
No.2686972
>If the GOP loses the next Presidential election, Trump will spend the rest of his life in court or in jail. This will also be true of all prominent Trump supporters, appointees, donors, etc. This will be an all-you-can eat barbecue of fully-funded lawfare and endless fawning PR. Every Democratic prosecutor in the country will find a way to do her part in cleaning up the ruins of Trumpism. That is, rounding up and bayoneting the defeated veterans. Surely something Trumpy must have happened in her district? MAGAts are lurking everywhere. Cut and sterilize.
No.2686975
>>2686973i dont have my computer
No.2686977
clean
clean
No.2686978
>>2686973what's your username
No.2686983
damn this balatro belly of mine
No.2686984
i think i would look hot if i could get rid of my belly and my man tits
No.2686985
>>2686984yeah but beer and chips…
No.2686986
i was thinking i cut out the calories from regular food to add to the beer and chips category
No.2686987
cut out the chips and you can drink so much beer
No.2686988
theyre called crisps
No.2686990
>>2686985it sucks that eating is so fun and easy in this modern era
No.2686991
we should do more good deeds
No.2686995
>>2686993i sound like this :(
No.2686999
>>2686997that's not superbad or EoE
No.2687000
its also not any of the billion movies we ever recommended in the last 10 fucking years
No.2687001
let toon cook maybe hes planning a biblical nolan triple feature for later
No.2687004
one of tins toks got 75k views…
No.2687005
>>2687002he really doesn't understand even the basics huh…
No.2687007
feels like a 45 second piss
No.2687008
was 50 sec but i took it nice and slow
No.2687009
when the fajitas come out sizzlin
No.2687012
>>2687010lotta girls out there with big boobs like this…
No.2687013
theyre all fat or fake tho…
No.2687015
these 10 point favorite college football teams keep losing
No.2687016
speak for yourself man i dont hate anyone except niggers brown people indians the list goes on
No.2687017
the list does in fact go on
No.2687019
>>2687018sigh shes perfect (the asian girl)
No.2687020
when we have kids are we gonna lie to them about santa being real
No.2687021
>>2687018white bitch of course
No.2687023
>>2687020were gonna pretend but not lie
No.2687025
our kids will need to learn soon that we dominate and own their lives and we are the ones bringing them presents if we decide to
No.2687026
if my parents really knew me they would have gotten me a breeding mount for christmas instead of some stupid crocks
No.2687028
atleast you got something my fuckass dad didnt get me shit
No.2687029
>>2687026like a breeding mount for you to be bred in or…?
No.2687030
we got plenty of mounts on wow man!
No.2687031
*puts you in the breeding stockade*
No.2687033
toot how come presidents are all so tall
No.2687035
>>2686997oh yeah ive seen this before its pretty good
No.2687036
>>2687029no to fuck dumbass
No.2687038
>>2687036who is dumbass? your new bf?
No.2687041
theres no way gooks are doing pero kaka mukbangs now
No.2687042
i thought girls with the big ring piercing were bad but im watching this youtube video of a guy with one and its way worse
No.2687043
i mean pig ring
No.2687045
man i wanted to export some subset of my anki cards and i started researching python libs i could use and then i realized im literally retarded and i could just ask ai to do it for me.. and it fucking did lol
thats fucking crazy ngl how you can just tell your computer to do something for you now in plain english
No.2687046
should have been born a patriot
a founding father
No.2687047
its scary how easily people succumb to roboto slavery
No.2687048
im scared
No.2687049
oh sweaty
No.2687050
did my dad go to work or not i cant tell i dont want to get ambushed while im microwaving shit
No.2687051
dads are noisy man you should hear him
No.2687052
AAAAH MY BRAIN MY BRAIN MY FUCKING BRAIN AAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCK MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
No.2687053
but his door was closed… now he has left and closed it once before but usually he leaves it open and thats my clue
No.2687054
>>2687053you gotta peek outside and see if his car is there this basic stuff
No.2687057
im a gamer girl
No.2687058
(male)
No.2687061
>>2687045you can (not) learn japanese
No.2687062
>>2687054of course i do that but hes been parking out of sight since a few days ago i think hes onto me
No.2687063
>>2687061gwenchana bwo we are learning korean
No.2687064
>>2687060hey (im the bride)
No.2687065
hey (im shadow the hedgehog)
No.2687066
toon STILL hasnt streamed zootopia 2
No.2687067
お前には無理だ
No.2687068
more like zootopia poo
No.2687069
>>2687067crazy how i actually know enough nip to read and understand this
No.2687070
a zootopia would be full of poo if you really think about it
No.2687071
normal human topias are full of shit
No.2687074
>>2687072nunime is so lame
No.2687078
*wakes up at 4pm again*
brrrrrrrraaaaghghhh
No.2687079
i woke up way too early but you know what the napbitch bellyboy has planned for this afternoon
No.2687080
we dem mormons!
No.2687081
hol up i just found this $15 mono white zombies brew that looks lit i might build this
No.2687082
what do i use this $20 bonus bet on man!
No.2687083
aww mom doesn't want me to visit until new years there's gonna be too many people over the next few days…
No.2687085
hol up hol up we dem yellowjackets!
No.2687086
toon stream five nights at freddies 2 (2025)
No.2687087
just started ozempic :))
No.2687088
pussy
No.2687091
damn that mormon just got blasted
No.2687092
he got pop'd
No.2687094
dsp already hit his goal and the streams just getting started!
No.2687095
>>2687094cant wait for the peruvian pesos to get refunded
No.2687096
>>2687094yeah man its saturday we got paid yesterday!
No.2687097
is getting paid on friday a normal thing?
No.2687099
>>2687098those glasses make him look like an angry lesbian
No.2687100
no they dont
No.2687101
>>2687098arrested for child porn vibes
No.2687102
he should be forced to give all his money back because he made it on the pretense of being le funny fat guy
No.2687105
man he was so funny in wolf of wall street
No.2687106
he was a cunt man he betrayed me (dicaprio)
No.2687107
>>2687104crazy how you spent 1/10th of your existence this year on wow
No.2687108
>>2687105and now he's funny irl because he's a clown
No.2687110
wolf of wall street came out 12 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!
No.2687111
damn that yellowjacket was yelling in pain and the mics caught it all lol
No.2687112
hate how movie guys make scenes just to turn them into clips for social media
No.2687113
never saw wolf of wall street because I was like 4 when it came out
No.2687114
that wasnt funny at all
No.2687115
i liked wolf of wall street
but damn 3 hours is a long time for a movie
No.2687117
>whopper or onion rings
kya is a burger girl
No.2687118
toot ban the underage kid
No.2687119
i should be allowed to rape attractive white women
No.2687121
>>2687107crazy those are rookie numbers
No.2687123
is it really rape if youre allowed tho
think about it
No.2687124
the trick is you put the onion rings on the burger
No.2687125
>>2687124enjoy your mad cow disease
No.2687126
we should go swimming
No.2687127
>>2687123when its the divine mandate of god allowing me to, yes
No.2687128
personally not a big burger topping guy putting stuff inside chips fries onion rings not my thing
No.2687129
>>2687126we got a pool in the back yard bro pop on those trunks
No.2687130
if you grill a couple carrots in a block then season them with salt and pepper and put it on a burger bun with ketchup and mustard it tastes exactly like a burg
No.2687131
carrot block burger
ill try that if the apoloypses happens and im in a carrot farm
No.2687132
>>2687129wtf are you rich
No.2687133
>>2687132im not but gma and gpa were so they had a pool
No.2687134
apoloypses?
No.2687135
when is nhdtc-070 getting uploaded
its been 2 months soon man
No.2687136
i hope when im married to my kwife we have a house with the pool in the back yard
No.2687137
hol up we got some saturday football
No.2687138
drank a red bull and still feel tired my life is h*ll
No.2687139
>>2687134did i spell it wrong or something? "oops" *kicks sand on your nerd ass feet*
No.2687140
having a pool in the yard seems like a lot of work
you wouldnt use it that often and you gotta maintain it every day and close/open it if you live somewhere that gets cold
im good bro
No.2687141
https://x.com/JoeyHemmer16797/status/2004540995300622838having a fat white gf so you can slap her ass whenever you want sounds like paradise
No.2687142
pools sucks but you know what's even worse
hot tubs
No.2687144
>>2687141damn i love fat white bitches
No.2687145
>>2687140it kept gpa busy he used to love to mix the chemicals and check the ph of the water
>>2687142*cranks up the bubbles*
hop in bro!
No.2687146
dem refs are anti mormon thats for damn sure
No.2687147
>>2687141she's a bit too obese for me mate you can have her
No.2687148
toon stream the color of money
No.2687149
we should be having more gay sexx
No.2687150
>>2687147well yea but imagine if it was bunny instead
No.2687151
id use the hell out of a pool
great exercise
great for sippin booze in
get some fat white bitches over and see their rolls flopping around while they dive in
No.2687152
where do you find fat white bitches
No.2687153
fat white bitch wife and a pool
fuck thats the dream
No.2687154
what do you even do in a pool
you jump in and swim a few laps then what. youre in and out in like 10 minutes
No.2687155
in the midwest? you just go outside there they are
No.2687156
pools?
No.2687157
I'M PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2687158
we dem yellowjackets!!
No.2687159
im the type of nigga that would have a dark green murky pool you cant swim in because i didnt do any upkeep with chemicals or the pumps
No.2687161
>>2687154you can do laps for exercise
lay out on the floaties
do cannonballs to impress the lil bros
chillax in the hot tub
No.2687162
>>2687159you and i are the same typa nigga
No.2687163
>>2687159you just gotta pay the pool guys bro they take care of everything
No.2687164
never thought about but i know very few fwbs for the area i live in
No.2687165
friends with benefits
No.2687166
i dont mind folding towels
No.2687167
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2687168
my armpits are very, very stinky
No.2687169
aw hell naw mormons we're blowing it!
No.2687170
that gt players name is will kiker lol
No.2687171
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2687172
im ghouling out
No.2687173
we dont have a single friend let alone one with benefits
No.2687174
this is gettin ugly…
No.2687175
>>2687171cmon man its the poptart bowl
No.2687177
jerry seinfelds poptart movie was pretty good
No.2687178
seinfeld can do no wrong
No.2687181
remember that meme where it was like 'e' and that was it
what did that mean
No.2687183
i want some fuckin popcorn
No.2687186
think the ozempic is making me sick.
just tried eating subway because im trying to eat healthier instead of the usual mcdonalds. ate a footlong buffalo chicken sub with extra mayo and a bag of those fat free kettle chips and puked every single bit of it up.
No.2687190
its insane how fucked americans brains are
No.2687191
its insane how obsessed with america euroslimes are
No.2687192
guess ill do a qp as that new supp they added awhile back to see how he plays
No.2687193
think ill eat 2 packs of noodles and an oven pizza
No.2687194
>>2687192bro they dont have any supplements in the quarter pounder!
No.2687195
>>2687186buffalo chicken is nasty as hell man
only good thing at subway is a meatball sub
No.2687196
>>2687193STOP BEING SO FUCKING FAT
No.2687198
its crazy that i know theres going to be beer going into my belly tonight
No.2687199
i think hitler is very fucking a monster
No.2687200
maybe i should get some beer tonight too after all i dont have work tomorrow and i deserve it
No.2687201
>>2687200wow what a coincidence i dont have work tomorrow either
No.2687202
i drank the last 3 nights i need a lil breakski
No.2687203
that monster? world jewery.
No.2687204
an international clique?
No.2687205
a double quarter pounder sounds mighty good actually
No.2687206
hitler was a cool guy and im tired of pretending he wasnt
No.2687207
>>2687202keep your streak going bro
No.2687209
am you cant be creepin on the qt azn teens in public man
No.2687210
arent there tons in houston and austin
No.2687211
i drank 313 days this year
and was sober for 52 days
No.2687214
you saw an asian at the taco?
No.2687216
crazy how we dont give a fuck about asians anymore now that were obsessed with fat white bitches
No.2687218
an asian girl in real life
when was the last time that happened to me?
*ponders*
No.2687219
>>2687209she looked 18+
>>2687210yeah but im in the middle of nowhere rn
>>2687214>>2687217costco…
No.2687221
i wish real life was like ai presidents play mtg and everything was decided by magic duels and everyone carried a deck on them at all times to be prepared
No.2687222
>>2687219fucking asshole
YOU DONT MAKE ME FEEL FOOLISH
No.2687223
shout out to that time i ran faster than sonic
No.2687224
YOU DID NOT RUN FASTER THAN SONIC COME ON MAN
No.2687225
wish my dad didnt have all my paperwork in some secret spot only he knows about so i wouldnt have to call the department of education to fight about getting a copy of my ged
No.2687226
some of us are actually pretty fast
No.2687227
>ged
oh no no no no no no no no no
No.2687228
gay erectile dysfunction
No.2687229
you guys have such crazy lives
i just like…………………. sit here
No.2687230
make the new thread op a fat white bitch (big tits)
No.2687231
>>2687229*slides you magic: the gathering and the local game store*
*reaches out to you like the meme pics of everyone in heaven*
No.2687232
>>2687219cmon man you gotta shoot your shot like the rizzler