No.2686027
i want a bf
No.2686030
>>2686015hey nigger it's got my home address on it
it's my legal property
No.2686031
everything is my property
No.2686032
is six seven serious
No.2686035
i forget if u live close enough to the city to be in that shot or if u are down closer to 'arasota
No.2686037
>>2686036YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.2686040
ok tron ares just went nutty its pretty fun
No.2686042
ive been saying tron ares looked hype from the trailer but nobody believed me
No.2686044
maybe 2026 will be the year i start working in concrete
No.2686045
>>2686041i fucking love gooks god bless
No.2686048
we only need a couple comm members to get construction skills and we can make the mansion happen for half price
No.2686049
strand type thread
No.2686052
zoomers graduated college and are career oriented professionals now its gen alpha who is spamming the internet
No.2686053
>>2686052same shit different name
No.2686054
the generational dialogue is played out at this point
No.2686056
239lb and hairy bf
No.2686058
saw the same salt shaker mom had when we were growing up in a random youtube video now i miss it and am kind of sad
No.2686059
i could probably hit 240 if i was really hitting the weights three or four times a week
No.2686060
>>2686057too hammy but ill still watch it for cage and football
No.2686061
>>2686057>shane gillisand i'm out!
No.2686063
do we still have faith in our institutions
No.2686064
oh its gooknigger spam hours it looks like let me just clean
clean
No.2686065
clean
clean
No.2686066
i chopped?
No.2686067
got invited to a hockey game and said no…
i dont wanna seem ungrateful but there are few things i could imagine enjoying less than that…
i think i might be autistic guys
No.2686069
hockey is epic actually
No.2686070
you cant even see the puck
No.2686071
*robs your kan*
No.2686072
this means war
No.2686073
"you cant even see the gook" yeah cuz i cleaned it lol
No.2686074
i just beat spelunky
No.2686077
hope theres a good ass video game related youtube video for me to watch while i eat dinner
No.2686078
>>2686075i see this gook and im happy about that
No.2686079
oh shit i got a fresh dunk and a fresh thab!
No.2686080
think ill rewatch bladerunner 2 tonight
No.2686081
live hockey games are awesome to watch probably the best live sport
No.2686082
>>2686080man i was gonna do that but then i decided to watch tron instead
No.2686083
does live hockey have cheap good food and beer
No.2686084
fuck tron and fuck the patriarchy
No.2686085
live hockey is great but for me nothing quite beats the atmosphere of a baseball game
yeah its boring oh well
No.2686086
why does wood burn
No.2686087
late clean
clean
No.2686088
i think my problem is i need like a week of advance notice to agree to stuff like that
No.2686089
you should lose weight
No.2686090
i really should
No.2686091
you should say yes
force yourself to start doing stuff you think you might not want to
No.2686092
i fucking hate nigger neets that never do anything with all the heart in my soul
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU JUST FUCKING SIT IN A CHAIR ALL DAY DO SOMETHING YOU LAZY NIGHER
No.2686095
i work out twice a day most days
No.2686096
i am constantly doing mental labor
No.2686097
>>2686094this game actually looks lit
No.2686101
crazy that the car alg boomer and storm chaser alg boomer knew and worked with each other for like 30 years
No.2686102
yea what if i had a heart attack and died haha
No.2686104
>>2686103finally a fuckable woman
No.2686105
chatgpt which tile should i discard
No.2686106
>>2686105discard a land card you dont need it this late into the game
you definitely don't want to discard any of your counterspells or creatures spells right now
No.2686107
>>2686106*discards the west wind tile*
No.2686108
did is organizing stuff again…
No.2686109
zero gravity is so cool
No.2686110
>>2686103any1 wanna post some moar stuff like thjs
No.2686112
>>2686091i think id rather stay at home and watch vtubers or read ab ook
No.2686113
vtubers? are u ok bro
No.2686116
its good to expand your region of experience once in a while
No.2686117
lol this stupid nigger is gonna skip a hockey game so he can watch vtubers
its like that one vid of that guy on new years
No.2686118
i dont wanna start a meth arc
No.2686119
no one ever asks me what i wanna do just "wanna go to see this show? wanna go to this game?" like bitch no i wanna go to the zoo or go get some pho or something
No.2686120
>>2686114erm can i get a hit lil bro?
No.2686122
pho is so nice but id like it more if the serving size was a little smaller and it was $10
No.2686123
i bet methbro is wowfreak
No.2686124
>>2686114DUDE IM SO DRUG WHOAAAAAAAA haha lmao methed up im so HIGH THIS IS CRAZY
No.2686125
>>2686124lol it actually is like that though
No.2686126
seriously how did my life end up like this
my only friends are vtube braindead retards and drug addicts on the internet man i fucked up so bad
No.2686127
i always end up going to the zoo during the winter and it kind of bums me out every time
No.2686128
im not a drug addict
No.2686130
just ate 2 packs of noodles time to bike to the lgs to pick up my magic cards! and I'll be stopping by the beer store on the way back for 1 of the cheapest things they have in stock!
No.2686131
or fuck even the aquarium or a movie or some shit would be fun
why do normies like the worst shit imaginable
No.2686134
mahjong soul added a little computer analysis of your matches so you can see how well you played your hand im learning
No.2686135
i want a bf
No.2686136
pepega clap
No.2686137
mahjong is a solved game?
No.2686138
the only drug i do is chocolate milk and im in a coma right now
No.2686139
there are statistically better moves you can make
No.2686140
>>2686126youre so cooked
its actually over
No.2686141
there are statistically better gay homosexual games you can play
No.2686143
>>2686142garrys mod
DRAMAtical murder
having gay sex with me
No.2686144
toon stream some fucking weird garrys mod games
No.2686145
toon stream your piss in that gaylords ass
No.2686146
crazy how magic mogs chess and mahjong
No.2686147
buying myself 8 2 litre bottles of water on amazon as a late christmas gift to myself
No.2686148
lil bro really said "litre"
No.2686150
mahjong joker could get it
No.2686151
>>2686147the driver is going to hate you
No.2686152
dads making sausage and potatoes for dinner…
No.2686153
im… shtinky… :3
No.2686154
>>2686153shit smell poopy stinky? *licks my lips* yum X3
No.2686155
stop buying water bottles start investing in reverse osmosis systems
No.2686156
>>2686149holy shit that's crazy!
*closes the app and boots up mtg arena*
No.2686157
>>2686153>>2686154grown men typed these posts
No.2686160
they are basically doing podracing now in tron except its trent reznor singing in the background and its epic
No.2686161
>>26861596 7 merry rizzmas skibidi new year
No.2686162
>>2686159yeah tell them I wont be home until 1 in the morning because I'm going to Friday night magic!!! and fuck fags!!!!!
No.2686164
>>2686162hows your fat girlfriend nigga
No.2686165
>>2686159tell them to hop on arams tomorrow its gamertime
No.2686167
name a more legendary ip than mtg
pro tip: you simply cant
No.2686169
>>2686159hows your fat girlfriend nigga
No.2686171
>>2686162you're going to fuck fags at fnm until 1am? have fun!!!
>>2686165ill let them know but they prefer summoners rift
No.2686172
if it wasnt the cringe UB avatar set id be at fnm doing drafts right now
im hella waiting for lorwyn then its fnm every friday bitch
No.2686173
>>2686172YOU TALK LIKE A FAG
No.2686175
avatar is buzzin bro
No.2686176
bro you cant play the new faggot slop
you gotta play big boy formats
No.2686177
>>2686175i dont want to own gay avatar cards just like i wont want to own gay tmnt or marvel cards
star trek might be cool doe
No.2686178
>>2686174what if furries looked like this
No.2686179
>star trek might be cool doe
OH NO NO NO
No.2686181
shame on all of you.
No.2686182
>>2686176drafts is quintessential magic bro it was Garfield's original vision
No.2686184
warlord ccg is going to make a HUGE come back
millennial bros really bringing the heat with this
its going to kill mtg
No.2686186
>>2686183look at her titties jigglin
No.2686187
>>2686177i thought normal packs didnt have avatar cards and there were normal magic lore versions of every card that got avatared
No.2686188
>>2686186yea thats why i posted it man!
No.2686192
>>2686187if only you knew how bad things really are
No.2686193
i heard ai is one of those collapse if you do collapse if you dont type scenarios unless we get embodied true ais
No.2686194
>>2686189>256gb of ram for gaming pcYOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED
DIE OUT
No.2686195
>>2686189no one is gaming with slowass ECC sticks lilbro
No.2686196
thats one chrome tab man
No.2686197
retarded niggerbeasts be like "a SINGLE stick of 256gb of ram"
DIE DID DIE DIE DIE DID DIE FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT
No.2686199
let the plebes go fully digital slop as we return to analog arts and crafts
No.2686200
>>2686194it never claims to use that ram in a computer and is only using it for a comparison price though
No.2686202
gleepy here, isnt 256gb like small? i think i have 5012?
No.2686203
>>2686198cats are such fucking niggers
No.2686204
i bet itd feel nice to give gleepy a big comfy hug
No.2686205
he reeks
No.2686206
bet he smells like fuckin shit
No.2686207
>>2686183if i had a fine soft hog like this i could afford to feed her plenty of mcdonals
No.2686208
>>2686205>>2686206LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2686209
ive hugged a giant bigbro before it was very comforting just like in fight club
No.2686210
fag
No.2686215
my arms couldnt actually fit around him and it was completely not gay at all
No.2686216
>>2686189gamers
this is our last chance
we must mount a "final stand" if you will
we weathered gamergate, trannies, pizzagate, bitcoins, and everything else, but this might just be our biggest challenge
we must prevail
No.2686217
>>2686214xi should start making ram sticks
No.2686218
i should have bought my new rig weeks ago during the black friday sales but now its over shits going to the moon
No.2686219
crazy that china is mankinds last hope
No.2686220
>>2686216we have to take down openai and sam altman in minecraft
No.2686221
xi should fire up the breeding vats and start the 100 child policy
No.2686222
how about i ram my stick up your ass
No.2686223
i still use last.fm
No.2686224
well, it's official, i legally can never get my drivers license
No.2686225
why not
No.2686226
always hated sam altmans rat face always knew he was up to no good
No.2686227
>>2686224lol fuggin retard
No.2686228
>>2686224dont need it
*slides you an escooter*
No.2686230
just drive without one its nbd as long as you dont get caught
No.2686231
>>2686230+1 been doing it for 8 years
No.2686232
thats what illegal immigrants do and theyre vibin
No.2686233
cant wait for you dumb niggers to get locked up for a long fucking time
No.2686234
>>2686214crazy how american news will just ignore this and now trumps handlers will force him to invade china
No.2686235
>>2686230IN MINECRAFT I MEAN IN MINECRAFT
No.2686236
we ve been in a prison of our own making our whole lives
No.2686237
wtf i was just stranded for 2 hours!
No.2686238
so you guys do meth and drive without insurance or a license thats cool man youre all a bunch of fucking niggers
No.2686239
we should probably hop on minecraft tomorrow
its a lot of fun running around on lil adventures and getting cool loot and building fun stuff
No.2686240
troons always want dat bbc, but cant ever get
No.2686241
we are bonded so its okay to drive without insurance
No.2686242
buddy im bonded with the state
No.2686243
i want dat bbc and im not a troon tho
No.2686249
crazy that the road to hell is paved
No.2686250
lilbro trying to play combos he'll never draw XD
No.2686251
*rips your gay little cardboard in half*
oh sorry were you gonna play with that? lol
No.2686252
>>2686251ok but arenachads we won bigly here
No.2686253
crazy how we are like 5 years out of our magic phase where we watched crokeyz on twitch every day and now this guy decides hes gonna get into it
No.2686255
he isnt even playing standard hes such a lil bro
No.2686257
>>2686256ice barrage sample played in the song i was listening to as you sent this… did you hacking me
No.2686258
covid was 6 years ago
No.2686261
wonder if well ever get a friggin sweet norm freakout like that again
No.2686262
need a tokubetsu na steeji for this one
No.2686265
is the evolution
twunk
himbo
dilf
No.2686270
>>2686267looks slick hows it taste?
No.2686271
>>2686267looks like hulk piss
No.2686272
>>2686270pretty damn good my friend damn
No.2686273
wish i had some johnny bootlegger
No.2686274
wish i had one of those cool dialfull synths and knew how to use it
No.2686275
>>2686243panda or gaycel?
No.2686276
need some w faps
No.2686277
the orange cat that stole christmas
No.2686278
>>2686267bro thats like half a bottle of wine
No.2686280
gross
No.2686281
got drunk and passed the fuck out
No.2686282
>>2686267these low alcohol liquer/schnapps type things are tasty but will give you a sugar tummy ache if youre chugging it and trying to get drunk
No.2686283
>>2686280what are w faps then
No.2686284
wait it isnt schnapps its like a st. ides… well the sugarbelly thing is the same with those too…
No.2686285
>>2686283free action potions dumbass
No.2686286
>>2686282some guy here talked about drinking four lokos on his bike rides home a while ago so thats what i did with that
No.2686288
ive never liked that sugary stuff
No.2686289
big fan of that surgery stuff
No.2686290
love dem brown anime whores
No.2686292
im an alabama brapper
No.2686295
toon stream marty supreme (2025)
No.2686297
>>2686294god damn that shameful sow needs to be FUCKED
No.2686300
yes i do think that
No.2686302
92% certain i have the flu
7% covid
1% im just being a bitch
No.2686304
>>2686302I tried to warn you not to go out and to wear a mask and social distance now you're going to be sick for like 3 weeks
No.2686305
theres a guy who still wears a mask in 2025 at the lgs on magic nights
No.2686306
>>2686305hurr durr
if it was Japan you wouldn't even notice dumb fuck
No.2686307
>>2686305japs were wearing masks before covid was even a thing dumb nigger
No.2686309
we have a jap in the comm????
No.2686310
id like to see milly bobby bongiovi brown naked
No.2686315
you shouldnt have sex unless youre married
No.2686319
dyou think well ever get the ambient synthpunk retrofuture we deserve
No.2686320
>>2686319no but we will get grinch eviction notices
No.2686321
yes but only if you support the four horsement of the chadpocalypse: thiel, moldbug, trump, and elon
No.2686323
>>2686321those are my guys
No.2686324
been a while since we had a good old fashioned r/Transgender_Surgeries post on here
No.2686325
the four horsemen? bro thats thane blaumeux zeliek and mograine!
No.2686326
HOL UP WOMEN SHOULDNT DRINK WHILE PREGNANT???? BUT IM FUCKING PREGNANT
No.2686329
im at the cade waiting to smx
No.2686330
alright little buddy its time to tuck you in
No.2686331
shin megami xensei?
No.2686333
those games are too steep for me
i tried the nocturne one and the one on 3ds i got my ass rekt
No.2686334
>>2686332UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN UP IN
No.2686335
the true demon ending in nocturne is bullshit you need to fuse all your niggas with pierce and if you didnt you just cant win
No.2686336
how did you guys go through 300+ posts while i was gone lol
>>2685925bruh why was this movie so long 💀
it was like an hour longer than it needed to be, ugh.
🚨 🚨 SPOILER ALERT 🚨 🚨
the movie recycles so much from the second movie that it hardly feels like a new movie No.2686337
sephiroth? you mean sappihron man
No.2686338
>>2686332wow that chick has a horrible voice quite possibly the worst ever
No.2686339
>>2686336the only good avatar is the last air bender
No.2686340
>>2686338oh so we dont like asians anymore?
No.2686341
>>2686322truly wild that people will volunteer to get their cock inverted
No.2686342
>>2686339*it'll quench ya's ya*
*casts my ancestral recall- i mean my accumulate wisdom*
No.2686343
Sapphiron was an ancient agent of the blue dragonflight who was killed by Arthas Menethil and raised as a powerful frost wyrm.
aw hell naw arthas always up to no good
No.2686344
tron ares was retarded but there were funny moments and in some points it went epic mode with the nin music blasting
but its basically a story about how whites+asians together can beat niggers
No.2686345
>>2686344i do like the soundtrack but i dont really wanna see the movie
even with a biblical white + asian link up
No.2686346
you guys watch dumb movies
youre all dumb and im the only smart one
No.2686347
i need more edh decks
No.2686348
>>2686346*slides you love exposure (2008)*
No.2686350
also damn jared leto really is a bad actor lol its kinda insane how villeneuve was able to make him look epic in br2049
No.2686351
>>2686349
bad picture. you should probably delete it
No.2686358
>>2686357holy fuck now those are some prime tits
No.2686360
>>2686357damn those are some big ass titties
No.2686363
how do u do a clipboard image
No.2686366
im not going to fuck you
No.2686367
i volunteer to fuck that guy
im selfless like that
No.2686368
i dont get how people get super into disney
No.2686370
in the future people are gonna be like, oh is that what they thought 2049 would be like
No.2686371
I SHOULDNT HAVE DRANK I HATE DRANKIN
No.2686372
hop on the meth
No.2686373
meth and mahjong
No.2686374
everyones already walking around in tshirts and jeans why not just go full comfy and robemax
No.2686375
button up overshirt max
No.2686376
>>2686361you gotta cool it man youre being annoying
No.2686379
i feel the raving more and more and
id like to jump right on the floor and
i feel the bass drum more and more and
its time to dance
No.2686380
>>2686379slapbox me nigga
No.2686381
girls with huge tits must feel so powerful
No.2686382
i do so many drugs that are damaging my brain
im supposed to be a knowledge worker
No.2686383
>>2686382lay off the poppers
No.2686384
>>2686383i dont do poppers
weed and alcohol and stimulants are more insidious
No.2686385
its time to admit babymetal is cringe
No.2686386
lil bro doing a miniscule amount of drugs and acting like hes got problems XD
what a fag
No.2686387
>>2686385ok but they went crazy when i saw them live
No.2686388
>miniscule
i used to smoke 10 blunts a day
No.2686389
>>2686385they are not even babies anymore
No.2686391
not as cringe as kyary pamyu pamyu that was a low point in japanese culture
No.2686392
>>2686390you werent even there
No.2686396
>>2686394girls love this show man its a whole thing
No.2686397
>>2686396scott hunter is so fucking hot its bonkers
No.2686398
girls are nasty as horndogs
No.2686401
>>2686395ai i told you about fake ai behind the scenes you gotta pay attention
No.2686405
>>2686404this is gay the ai vid was better
No.2686407
[DROPS ON] BIG DAY HUGE DRAMA
No.2686410
>>2686253was crokeyz the troon or am i thinking or someone else?
No.2686411
New NASA boss Isaacman says U.S. will return to the moon within Trump’s term
No.2686412
two trailer park girls go round the outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2686414
>>2686412sorry i meant to +1 this
No.2686415
>>2686407this is what gets us excited
No.2686417
>>2686410someone else man crokeyz is a funny grumpy scottish dude that used to stream every single day until he got a kid
No.2686418
>>2686416damn we still got a shot huh
No.2686419
we should go to africa they havent discovered consent there yet
No.2686421
stop gooning to j bro
No.2686422
meesa jar jar ziinks
No.2686424
me and j go way back man she was my first stayc its not even gooning anymore
No.2686425
man its the weekend and i dont feel like doin shit because im sick as a damn dog
No.2686427
>>2686426that's my confirmation saint…
No.2686429
>>2686426thats like how someone worth painting dressed. normal people were dressed like dobby back then
No.2686430
>>2686429okay but the richest man on earth today wears sneakers with his tuxedo the bar for mens fashion is at rock bottom
No.2686431
youll never catch my ass dressed up
so lame
No.2686432
im telling you we need to get a suit or at least a suit jacket and mix that with jeans
No.2686433
lil bro wants to cast esports
No.2686434
we need a fur jacket with velvet sleeves and a giant chain with our family crest on it
No.2686435
we need to get into cloaks
No.2686436
winter : sweatshirt sweatpants
summer : gym shorts no shirt
No.2686437
>>2686427get ye gone papist
No.2686438
dr pepper is ass
No.2686439
ugh i want to have surgery again already
No.2686442
>>2686440they truly do not make white boys like this any more
No.2686443
you'd think the crabcore song would be in there
No.2686444
how many blocks are in a chunk
No.2686445
16 x 16 x 300ish?
No.2686446
>>2686440i love all these songs
No.2686447
i really really need to lock in for 2026
No.2686448
why
No.2686450
>>2686447gotta lock in right now
but toot wants me to lurk moar
No.2686455
just napped until 9pm!
No.2686457
i love miniwheats
No.2686458
the miniwheat incident…
No.2686460
miniwheat is like 25 years old now lol
No.2686462
baby gronk is adult gronk now…
No.2686463
baby gronk rizzed up livvy dunne
No.2686465
>>2686464damn we need to see some ai shops of this bitches titties
No.2686466
>>2686464grok
horsecock
now
No.2686467
dang he moved from rizzing up attractive gymnasts to nasty bimbo whores real quick
hes so cool
No.2686469
on the plastic bimbo fool
No.2686470
are we a brothership
No.2686471
horsecock futa milfs are known to enslave tiny pip shota boys
No.2686472
https://kick.com/helenacostelo888thats it im taking my white ass to south america
No.2686473
whew cat just leaped up and did some loud purs
No.2686474
who is that lady with baby gronk
No.2686475
>>2686471your brain is done
No.2686476
>>2686472you're gonna get stabbed and you're gonna die
No.2686477
youre going to get covid and youre going to die
No.2686478
im gonna play wow and if i die im going to get resurrected!
No.2686479
*fires up wow*
No.2686480
my tea just got clocked
No.2686481
can an izzet spellslinger boy and an orzhov vampires girl really find love
No.2686482
damn just think in only a few weeks we'll be playing the burning crusade classic
classic
No.2686483
toot put the thread in emote only mode
No.2686484
>>2686482no we wont man that shits post nerf who gives a fuck
were gonna be reclearing throne of thunder in mop classic and getting ready for midnight
No.2686485
😈
No.2686486
🧌🧙🔴⚔️🔵
No.2686487
commander? on sunday? hoo boy i cant wait to completely sleep through and timeskip tomorrow!
No.2686489
thats going to take a second to sink in…
No.2686490
>>2686482no man we're done
we're locking IN
No.2686491
Niggers
No.2686492
>>2686486no one got this post? orcs mages horde vs alliance?
damn you guys are retarded!
No.2686495
le wow joak
No.2686496
gonna lock into working out now that im a jobless bum
No.2686497
i cant even do a push up
No.2686498
i love a good wow joke
No.2686500
dang being normal is important being one of the boys who belongs means your safe
No.2686501
safe from what ?? O_O
No.2686502
who even KNOWS bro
No.2686503
all safe huh..
No.2686504
including or not including orc violence?
No.2686506
just rememb ered theres a guy here who jerks off to music videos lol
No.2686508
im high on drugs
No.2686510
we all deserve each other the best of us the worst too
No.2686511
i need to buy more magic cards and cook a pizza
No.2686512
>>2686506i jack off to those negress rapper girls with the huge asses music videos
they do some wild stuff in those videos
No.2686515
kpop and black girl mvs are straight up porn
No.2686516
>kpop
nah lil gooker dont try and slide your weak ass shit in here with goddess negresses
No.2686517
get his ass
No.2686518
lil bro thought he could hang 😭🤣
No.2686520
she went from running for president to giving dating advice in one year
No.2686521
okay but what about the black nigger lady porno mvs can we get a few of those dropped in the thread?
No.2686524
>>2686523damn this fuckin sucks!
No.2686526
>>2686524how you say u love me but u wont put me in chanel
No.2686528
>>2686527you know what jake paul and tinny both have that jew look going on
No.2686530
>>2686525crazy that american women now are stronger than ww2 soldiers
No.2686531
hjow do u block twitch ads
No.2686533
>>2686531idk they killed the extension i was using so i switched to a tampermonkey script but it doesnt work anymore either so now i just dont watch twitch
No.2686534
love SMX
such a great game
No.2686535
the smx machine near me is way too expensive to play regularly :\
No.2686536
just had to piss into an empty vodka bottle because everyone is lingering around and i cant get to the bathroom
No.2686539
>>2686536JUST WALK TO THE BATHROOM AND USE IT YOU FUCKING FREAK
No.2686540
>>2686535how much is it? $1 for 2 songs?
No.2686541
1) someone was in the bathroom
2) someone was in the kitchen blocking my exit to go piss outside
No.2686542
>>2686540its like $2.50 for 2 songs and barely anyone plays there because of that
No.2686543
>>2686542wtf that's theft
No.2686544
my sisters wife got me a bunch of hot sauces for christmas but i cant handle spice so ill probably just throw them out
No.2686545
hope she got you some avgn hot sauce
No.2686547
>>2686543its so fuckin dumb
me and the 3 other serious players in the area even tried to talk some sense into the owners and lower it or at least up it to 3 songs but its a local chain thats ran by the biggest dumbest cunt ever
No.2686548
gonna be pretty freaky when they start having funko pops on the antiques road show
No.2686549
yall gon make me go all out
No.2686550
Experiencing interruptions?
Find out why
FUCK YOU YT
No.2686551
>>2686550this only happens to me on mobile
No.2686552
its when you use adblock they do that on purpose to fuck with you
No.2686553
>>2686550buy premium man come on this shit aint free
No.2686554
so much of modern society is about getting fucked with
No.2686555
dont krill yourself
No.2686556
god i love slipknot
No.2686557
I DID MY TIME
AND I WANT OUT
No.2686558
damn lorwyn eclipsed is gonna be so epic
No.2686559
should we go to hooters
No.2686560
can you give me a quick lore breakdown on lorwyn
No.2686561
oh wait i just remembered its the tranny dimension
No.2686562
>>2686560basically theres the original lorwyn block which is this fantasy world which a bunch of nonhuman races that are mostly peaceful but every now and then it swaps to evil hellworld mode (the shadowmoor block) and all the races are genocidal and crazy and evil and want to kill eachother and the world is trying to kill everybody and life is hell
lorwyn eclipsed is upcoming and its the sequel and not too much is known except that the world is "eclipsed" and that both peaceful world and hellmode world are existing at the same time in different areas that randomly change
No.2686563
>>2686562whatever bro i saw its the tranny dimension and everything is in gay pastel colors
No.2686565
are we living in the tranny dimension?
No.2686566
elemental incarnation? you mean summon water elemental?
No.2686567
>>2686564orzhov boys would cast this all day
No.2686570
damn im overthinking the hell out of what im going to do for my 2nd deck and i think im just going to wait until lorwyn drops and do prerelease and a bunch of drafts and if it comes with any good commanders or a lot of good cards that suit a particular theme ill just build them/that theme
which from what it looks like will be -1/-1 counters
No.2686571
dang were living it
the dystopia is real its here
No.2686572
>>2686570cmon man the professor said the tarkir dragonstorm precons were the second best thing to happen to magic in 2025 you gotta pick up one of those!
No.2686574
>>2686573ur fucked in the head
No.2686575
>>2686572hol the fuck up is this true? i was looking at them earlier maybe ill pick one up!
No.2686578
>>2686574dont act like you wouldnt man COME ON
No.2686579
>>2686576no bro everyone says sultai arisen is the best
No.2686580
>>2686578I'M NOT ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2686581
>>2686579yea if youre a gay fag that plays green i guess
No.2686582
>>2686581fuck you you fucking faggot i bet youre a bonehead red player
No.2686583
>>2686582im just an izzet boy
No.2686585
holy fuck the prof is releasing his worst of 2025 list in just a few days phew i was just wondering about that!
No.2686586
>>2686584toot give this guy mod
No.2686587
>>2686584yeah im gonna kill you in real life tell me where you live nigger
No.2686588
toot how do i redtext
No.2686589
[red]red[/red]
No.2686590
toot i forgor help
No.2686591
>>26865871600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC
No.2686593
f
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No.2686595
I HAVE THE POWER
I WANT TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2686596
>>2686591bro i live in france and i dont have a passport fuck that
No.2686597
*nukes france*
No.2686599
ok so basically i need $50 for a tarkir precon then i need $40 for lorwyn pre-release then i need $20 for drafts every friday
No.2686600
>>2686598this guy would be so chill to have a beer with
No.2686601
>>2686599bro you just need to dash like once or twice per week
No.2686602
>>2686601bro i bike
im a bikefuck its what i do
this summer im finna make some big stacks though
No.2686603
nigger
No.2686606
are you passing out newspapers or something?
No.2686607
i used to be a bikefuck but biking places super hungover really sucked
No.2686609
oh yeah driving must be so much better right lol
No.2686610
ok ill admit green is kinda cool with black but its still the gayest color
No.2686612
maybe i shoudl pour the rest of my dr pepper into a lil mason jar and add some rum….
No.2686614
>>2686610you just havent been greenpilled yet
simic is fire
No.2686617
>>2686614i dont play gay ass commander bro
No.2686618
>>2686613shes pretty hot for a fat person
No.2686620
>>2686617we ALL play commander lil bro
No.2686622
grok
give bunny a massive cock and giant swaying set of juicy balls
wait
make that a horsecock
No.2686624
if i played commander id play some annoying ass deck like mill and just delete people i didnt like from the game
No.2686625
play legion commander man
No.2686626
i dont know anything aboat magic i cant participate in the threads anymore
No.2686627
>>2686624i guess you dont play commander cuz noone likes you lol
No.2686628
>>2686626you can still talk about bunny and/or futa horsecocks in general
No.2686629
>>2686627no i just dont play mtg irl cuz paying for cardboard is retarded