No.2641507
we dem new thread
No.2641508
yeaaaaaa here we go *shoots myself in the head*
No.2641509
omg! *vomits all over myself*
No.2641510
on the flip side, it's 'zza day!
No.2641511
i burged but it was a bk single cheeseburger so it wasnt that good.
a frozen pizza from home wouldve been more lit
No.2641512
i can see why customer support people hate boomers mom was trying to get approved for a credit card and they sent her a text code and she was asking them over the phone how to open a text message while still being in the call
No.2641513
*doesnt know how to do that because i talk to no one*
No.2641515
>>2641508you just reposted my post
No.2641516
wendys chili is so ass
No.2641517
Publix jacks the prices up so much that BOGOs aren't even a sale
No.2641518
>>2641517NIGGER HANDS TYPED THIS POST
No.2641520
>>2641490this can only be excused if he's blowing all his money before killing himself
No.2641522
but then again it's definitely daddy sending his grey-haired middle-aged little boy on vacation because if you were going to kill yourself, you wouldn't do gay ass shit like go to philadelphia
No.2641523
we need to be nicer to each other
No.2641524
just overheard my dad refer to me as "the boy"
wtf
No.2641525
the boy aint right i tell ya
No.2641526
Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.
No.2641527
code "67" at dominos
7 dollars for a large za!
No.2641531
>he wouldn't go to philly to kill himself
i feel that a dump like philly would help push me to end things. not a whole lot of people kill themselves at disneyworld.
No.2641534
>>2641532cause you'd need other models or your own gfx to generate it
No.2641535
almost cracked open a beer then realized i haveto record this interview video
No.2641536
>>2641529this is skyfield all over again
No.2641538
>>2641537we have gay retarded niggerbaby fagwhore rapemeat pig-persons posting in what i assume is some sort of holotumor comm?
No.2641539
what's fort posting
No.2641541
ate chicken kiev with my dad
No.2641543
i had slop last night but im craving some slop again.,,,
No.2641544
>>2641543*slides you a burg*
No.2641545
im so broke all my money is reserved for show door fees and alcohol
No.2641546
playing roms is always free!
No.2641547
by daddy do you guys means biological father or the gay kind of daddy?
No.2641548
the new mike is so crazy
id post it but i know its going to get posted later so imma not post it
No.2641549
i could never dribble a basketball without looking at it
No.2641551
From 2017 when I was filming the sun looking for evidence of THE PLANET NIBIRU….
No.2641552
we need to go earn some money
No.2641553
>>2641552bet on the weather in london
No.2641554
*donates plasma*
No.2641560
>>2641558actually if you read the wiki it says below the picture it says it isnt
No.2641562
whats the groki say
No.2641565
you guys werent lying that mike vid is fucking crazy
No.2641566
why are you in the snow already its not snowy season yet
No.2641567
>what would they uncover on mars if they dusted off the rocks
now that really gets me thinking
No.2641568
>>2641555holy fuck this is huge mikeheads
No.2641570
we gotta get up in that blue matrix room
No.2641571
*puts my interview on hold*
hol up, new 'smon?
No.2641573
theyre giving me $500 dollars worth of free pizza and its thursday night football in 20 minutes
No.2641574
no drinking tonight
tomorrow however..
No.2641576
check your lineups im sure we got some niggertards here with *checks notes* las vegas gayders and denver ponies players in their lineups
No.2641577
wtf they dont make bacardi 151 anymore
No.2641578
they should make a new half life game
half life 3
No.2641579
https://www.twitch.tv/kasiedillathis nasty whore just has her huge hangers sitting out
No.2641581
i still havent played half life 2 yet
No.2641582
finished my virtual interview i hope i get the job :D
No.2641583
Thursday Night Football: Las Vegas Raiders vs. Denver Broncos
https://www.twitch.tv/primevideo No.2641584
the newest newest newest mike is so crazy
No.2641586
holy shit new partiboi69
No.2641587
how do i become virtuous
No.2641588
the virtuous mission?
No.2641589
>>2641581you should play it
No.2641590
maximize your personal competency and accountability
No.2641593
>>>2641592
your alg is sharted up with crazy health women
No.2641598
I'd play osrs if it actually had good graphics like Diablo 2 but its dog shit wow cartoon crap
No.2641599
>>2641598the whole comm: frowns
No.2641600
dsp needs that money he really does
No.2641601
alright gonna try to reroll for a new life
No.2641602
why don't streamers ever use the new hd plugin for that shit game anyways
it makes osrs look tolerable
No.2641603
Tom Brady says his dog is a clone of family's previous pet
No.2641604
dsp needs my money more than me
No.2641606
>>2641602because it makes the game look like shit retard
keep signaling you have no taste
No.2641607
>>2641606ok retard
jagex removed it then majority of players freaked out so they added it back
go back to reading your shitty web comics
No.2641609
>>2641607they freaked out because of principles not because anybody actually uses that piece of shit lmao
everyone, and i mean everyone, makes fun of you if you reveal you're an hdlet
No.2641610
are pics loading slow for everyone else or is it just me
No.2641611
yea retard
No.2641613
honestly crazy to think that we have lil bros in here that dont even know how hard osrs rapes wow
No.2641614
stuffs running slow for me too thought we were down
No.2641620
nvm its trannyshit
No.2641621
is anyone elses internal clock still fucked up from the time change
No.2641622
>>2641621we good after we got through the fever
No.2641625
god damn i gotta take a shit!!!
No.2641627
https://kick.com/miss_j damn check out this spicy ass latina mamacita with her big tits on display
No.2641628
>>2641627you just know this chicks farts smell rancid as fuck
No.2641629
we're going to colombia?
No.2641630
ill just make my latina wife not eat beans
No.2641631
a latina? not eating beans?
i wish you luck
No.2641632
ugh wine was too sweet should have joined the malt liquor gang
No.2641634
latinas after 30yo…
bro..
No.2641635
>>2641633new niggercattle zogchow just dropped
No.2641638
oh yea those 2 plate deadlifts sure are heavy
No.2641639
why dont you deadlift a job lol
No.2641640
aw hell naw blo dix fuckin sucks
No.2641641
actual 2007 graphics > rs3 graphics > new osrs shit > dogshit dungeoneering era graphics
No.2641642
maybe i should get into white wine
No.2641643
blow dix fuckin sucks!!!!!
No.2641644
gleep is the piano playing octopus ai
No.2641647
>>2641645i could not beat this woman in a fight
No.2641648
lmao i skipped to random parts in the vod and at one part shes crying and the next shes just clapping her asscheeks together
No.2641650
any updates on gook prostitute bro im deeply invested in this plotline
No.2641651
breaking badbros the first 2 episodes of pluribus are up
No.2641652
>>2641650what do you want man i just slept for like 6 hours and now i feel weirdly at peace
i think i maybe lost my virgin incel energy
No.2641653
i was just asking for an update man as someone who has never gotten an incurable std by sticking my wiener into a korean woman for money i need to live vicariously through you
No.2641654
>Tesla shareholders approve $1 trillion pay package for Musk
tf00t is gonna flip
No.2641655
>>26416522026 is gonna be a revolution
No.2641656
my climbing shoes are coming tomorrow
you guys thought i was larping
No.2641657
>>2641654didnt the infinite money norwegian wealth fund try to block this grok fill me in
No.2641658
>>2641656post em tomorrow
No.2641659
crazy how if we went on a date wed have to explain to the girl how weve done nothing but play wow for the past 10 years
No.2641660
oh no no nono dem broncos fuckin suck
No.2641661
yea thats it my fantasy season is officially over
blow dix sucks ass
No.2641662
>>2641653it was either incurable depression or incurable std i made my choice (i chose both)
No.2641664
>>2641662oh did you blog about it? i skipped ill go look
No.2641666
aw hell naw mopheads started blo dix!
No.2641667
>>2641664oh yeah i made some essay posts in the last thread
No.2641668
wait you lost your VIRGINITY to a stute?
aigoo
kinda based
No.2641669
was she hot though
No.2641670
>>2641669she was very gooky just how i like them
No.2641674
>>2641666I HAD TO TRADE AWAY JARED GOOF FOR A REPLACEMENT TE BECAUSE MINE FUCKING DIED
No.2641676
>>2641672markets down in general i got dabbed on pretty hard today
No.2641677
>>2641670happy for you (unless you got aids and died)
No.2641680
joss whedon wrote this?
No.2641681
erm i haven't even watched alien..
No.2641682
does toon live in nyc or am i misremembering
why didnt she link up with am huh
No.2641683
5.8 fpts unreal
No.2641684
come on bro you had the bad man aaron rodgers on the waiver wire!
No.2641685
>>2641682no man toon lives in denver
No.2641686
toon lives in calabasas
No.2641688
>>2641684blow dicks was the 5th best qb so far
No.2641690
>>2641687shed get way more views sucking cock
No.2641691
im gonna puke
No.2641693
id settle for winona ryder
No.2641694
>>2641665america is 3rd world
No.2641695
dsp has only gotten 1 tip tonight you idiots
No.2641696
am are you gonna go to beast land?
No.2641697
toons sucking cock until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard
No.2641698
tadaima~
No.2641700
>>2641695make that 2 *drops a dono*
No.2641704
>>2641698were watching aliens resurrection in toonspace
No.2641705
>>2641702betting or stocks
No.2641706
alien resurrection is only slightly better than avp2
No.2641707
>>2641702is this the csgo knife guy
No.2641708
>>2641704no "we" arent lil bro
No.2641709
that 7'9" white boi played for dem gators today
No.2641710
>>2641705me after opening a yellowcard embed and realizing it will never be 2004 again
No.2641711
>>2641707nah thats ohnepixel bro
No.2641712
rather, the csgo knife guy is ohnepixel idk who that freak is
No.2641714
no drinking tonight
tomorrow however..
No.2641715
>>2641709a solid 2 minutes 0 points 0 assists 0 blocks 0 rebounds for the big fella
No.2641716
so some random car in nyc caught on fire and exploded and now magats are fearmongering and saying it was an islamic carbombing because that muslim dude won the mayor election
No.2641717
thank you for the news update lil buddy
No.2641718
sorry man
everybody be sure not to talk about anything that has happened or else this pussy will get upset
No.2641721
>>2641715how you gonna be winning in blowout fashion and not run every play for that big fuck
No.2641723
so they have artificial gravity in the alienverse?
No.2641724
my to-download music list is too long to even blogpost here its over
No.2641725
ugh my hair is too curly i think im gonna have to cut it short again
No.2641726
how do you download music
No.2641728
1. papa roach greatest hits
No.2641732
trying to decide if id rather buy a fumo or fuck a gstute and its a pretty tough call
No.2641734
is whatcd still around
i had a jpopsuki account never bothered interviewing with whatcd
No.2641735
just use spotify idiots
No.2641736
>>2641735let me think about it
nah
No.2641737
using napster for the first time was a big moment for me
i couldnt believe it
No.2641739
mu made their own tracker a few years back but it got nuked
No.2641741
holy fuck dsp got a $100 tip from troy smith!
No.2641742
i got too broke and had to stop paying for spotify premium
its so ass without it, i never use it anymore
No.2641744
>>2641741yoooo dsp needed that hundo bomb
No.2641745
>>2641742sometimes they email me a free month
No.2641746
>>2641743i would marry her
No.2641747
you fuckers jinxed it now i cant find the album im looking for on soulseek that almost never happens
No.2641748
be for real man that happens all the time soulseek is cheeks and im out
No.2641749
>>2641743imagine cumming in her asshole
No.2641750
>>2641745i think they hate me cuz i was paying the cheaper student premium cost for like 8 years
No.2641751
>>2641747try at another time someone who has it might just be offline right now
No.2641752
>>2641747sending a hex your way~~
No.2641753
>>2641748soulseek isnt cheeks nor is it buns its awesome
No.2641754
i need to get some new headphones i still have my athmeme50s
No.2641755
i have those too
No.2641756
you already know some big bellybitch is going to get that baja blast pie and post pics of it here tomorrow
No.2641757
>>2641734*whips a rock at your head*
No.2641758
>>2641756hol up theres a baja blast pie???
No.2641760
ive still never even had a baja blast
No.2641762
the only thing i hate about spotify is that it doesnt have absolutely everything.. like there are some songs i really like that are more obscure and are just not there..
No.2641763
$20 aint no way
No.2641764
i bet this guys idea of more obscure is gybe
No.2641766
>>2641761if they had slices for like $3 id march my fat white ass up there right now
No.2641767
you can just have a slice and put it in the freezer man
No.2641769
ill wait for reviewbrahs verdict
No.2641770
>>2641767and let dad scarf the whole thing down? no thanks
No.2641771
>>2641768me on the right with my femcel bimbo wife
No.2641773
wonder what my credit score is
prolly bad
No.2641774
thanks again kwintu!
No.2641775
>>2641768you can tell bro is on the hammercurl life
No.2641777
if you get asylumed can you request garfield merch to destroy
No.2641780
>>2641778grok is this real
No.2641782
>>2641773iv never had a credit card or debt of any kind, the only regular payments ive ever made is for health insurance after i grew out of being on my parents’
No.2641783
>>2641779no but i respect his interest in techno
No.2641784
>>2641778>>2641781bunnybros you seeing this??!?
No.2641786
>>2641785hoooo buddy im in
No.2641787
whoa that was brutal
No.2641789
it's crazy that the best way to have a great credit score is to be a complete loser with no job and no bills except the ones your parents pay lol
No.2641790
sigh the neets win again
No.2641791
>>2641788how do you even check this?
also doesnt your credit score go down every time you check it or is that an urban myth
No.2641792
No.2641793
woops i blanked
No.2641794
>>2641788ok now post the raider.io score
No.2641795
bro if your rio is less than your credit score you need serious help
No.2641796
>>2641788crazy how americans actually have a social credit system but are still "noo china bad"
No.2641798
psychotranny u up
No.2641800
>>2641796its not social credit its fiscal credit
No.2641801
infinite jest is gonna take me a whole ass year to read
No.2641802
>>2641800fis·cal
/ˈfisk(ə)l/
adjective
adjective: fiscal
relating to government revenue, especially taxes.
"monetary and fiscal policy"
No.2641803
>>2641799i look like this
No.2641804
>>2641791that's only if you do it too often
No.2641805
>>2641801you can just throw it in the trash instead of reading it. the author kwab'd himself like a girl
No.2641807
>>2641804so how do i check it
No.2641808
a rich kid author hanging himself because of antidepressants? lol
a neetfuck hanging himself because blizzard deleted his account for making credible violent threats against niggers? a tragedy
No.2641809
>>2641807i dont know. my mom is in control of all that. i think you go to each of their websites then find the average of what each says or something.
No.2641810
>>2641807for me theres a link at the side on my online banking page that literally says "check credit score"
No.2641811
im such a little brapper
No.2641812
infinite jest? you mean infinite power in wow legion remix?
No.2641813
yes thats exactly what he meant
No.2641814
nietzsche once remarked that 'he who has a why can bear any how'
No.2641815
nah man bears are scary as hell theyll eat your ass alive
No.2641816
only brown and grizz are bad. nigger bears are just fat dogs
No.2641817
stop fucking blogging about ij performative bitch
No.2641818
zzirgrizz 460 noscope montage
No.2641819
lilbro is performatively using the world performative 💀
No.2641820
*whines about a book instead of reading it*
No.2641822
460 noscope made me lol think it might be over for me
No.2641825
must have been wild growing up completely separated from blacks until suddenly one day youre 35 years old and blacks are allowed everywhere and now no matter where you go you see jigaboos smacking their lips and causing a ruckus
No.2641826
yeah that's basically when jews destroyed america. on the bright side everything causes cancer now so we'll probably be dead before 60
No.2641827
the german reich…whatever happened there
No.2641828
the farmers almanac is closing up shop?? its over
No.2641829
the sign of a free nation is when the army points guns at your kids to force them into a school building with subhumans that were previously farm equipment
No.2641830
>>2641828i can't take what jews are doing. i'm killing myself in 2026 no fucking around. this is not what i needed to read tonight
No.2641831
job
now
No.2641832
i suck dick on company time
No.2641833
kinda crazy how by simply not having jobs we own gajposter every day
No.2641834
jews hate nature, plants, soil, human beings, beauty, God, all that shit. no wonder they're closing it down. fucking hate those guys man, i wish the holocaust had been real.
No.2641835
another wasted day
No.2641836
i cant wait until the day i get a new keyboard and i can finally break this bastard over my knee for its stupid fucking soft sticky buttons
No.2641837
aaron and i both believe hole-heartedly that the holocaust is a complete fabrication and never happened.
No.2641838
hole-heartedly lol
No.2641839
>>2641835did you spend it ranting about blacks and jews on a starcraft board lol
No.2641840
lets see today i woke up at 2 in the afternoon
took a 2 hour nap
played wow
No.2641841
have you guys played that starcraft zerg kerrigan corruption game
No.2641844
dont be silly man im obviously talking about slutcraft heat of the sperm
No.2641845
call it what you wanna call it i'm a fuckin wowaholic
No.2641847
crazy how id be a wowaholic if tbc was playable but instead we have like 4 vanilla servers going but 0 tbc
No.2641849
>>2641848darth sith zii??
No.2641850
not full sith just sithy lol
No.2641851
>>2641844oh no i didnt play that
No.2641853
>>2641852if we're doing honesty time
i have jerked my little dick off to her A LOT, even before she was *that* age
No.2641854
i dont even know who that is i just like the frogger
No.2641855
i look at that and i think, "oh yeah. i get why the irish married at 15 and had ten kids now"
No.2641857
if you want to be a fucking retard about it she was probably 14-16 in that pic so shut up bitch
No.2641859
crazy how people can get drugs inside a prison that shouldnt be possible
No.2641860
gonna brainwash myself and become an indiboo
No.2641861
gleep can school your woke libtard ass but that shit doesn't look like normal drugs
No.2641862
aaron here. real talk, i think if you're a nigger and in prison trump should just have you murdered. you aren't a human being, you're a burden. niggers are subhuman animals and we kill dogs for far less
No.2641863
thats not aaron aarons watching me spank his girlfriend in the leather club
No.2641864
they call me the asian pussy ass eater
No.2641865
damn pluribus is freakin sick
No.2641866
for me its polybius
No.2641867
gleep just told me on steam he found a way to obtain unlimited dharma
No.2641868
dharma? you gotta pray melee vs him or he can get your ass
No.2641869
>>2641867that is so gleep
No.2641870
>>2641866us nerdbros appreciate this post
No.2641871
gonna call off work tomorrow and read infinite jest
No.2641872
i called off work when i was 18 and haven't been back since
No.2641873
that was a good move its been nothing but suffering
No.2641874
japs pay money to use stickers for texts
No.2641875
i wanna eat asian pussy ass…
No.2641876
toon stream the dark knight (2008)
No.2641877
putting the year after a movie title is a big ick for me
No.2641878
good thing we don't give a fuck about anything you think and we're going to kill you
No.2641879
we really are going to rape torture and kill him
No.2641880
the hell? leave me alone
No.2641881
why did poland refuse to hand danzig over to germany seemed like a really bad move in retrospect
No.2641882
glenn danzig?
No.2641884
>>2641881danzig got his ass beat like a little bitch man
No.2641885
i'm wearing a cardigan
what do you think about that
No.2641886
alexa cardigan
No.2641887
slay white boy
No.2641888
remember when the joke was that canada was a chinese colony
and then they decided the best course of action was to import 60+ million shitskin subhumans and their families within 70 years
No.2641889
also remember when the most notable thing about canada was when their president or whatever that looked like chris farley was on tape smoking crack
No.2641890
when i think of canada i think of
india
wayne gretzky
toronto mayor smoking crack
No.2641891
i think of
nunavut
what the hell goes on there
No.2641893
*slaps my big belly* i can't wait to get drunk all weekend
No.2641895
crazy to think that in 22 hours itll be drinking time
No.2641896
>>2641890don't forget the government de-banking conservatives
No.2641898
oh and that movie dear zachary that proves canada is a nation of gay faggots that need to be killed in nuclear hellfire
No.2641899
finished Tenchu 2 with all three characters.
what a game…
No.2641900
and next up we got skyrim!
No.2641901
*checks watch*
bro skyrim came out 14 years ago
No.2641902
he means skyrim 3 its only a few years old
No.2641903
toon i keep farting and it STANKS
No.2641904
life would be so much easier if i lived alone i could get all my shit done in the middle of the night
No.2641908
>>2641907if you're one of the faggots that was like 4 when i was watching that video as a grown ass man able to join the army i'm going to murder you in real life
No.2641909
when i was a teen i used to think of all this cool stuff id do when i lived alone
dont do any of it i just sit here on the web
No.2641910
after tenchu 2 comes tenchu 3 aka tenchu wrath of heaven obviously doooooooh
No.2641912
things id do:
cook food in the middle of the night
No.2641915
going to some VR thingy in about 3 hours with the company as a team building.
i'll crash the plane with no survivors
allahu akbar
https://heli-space.com/ No.2641917
love when the dungeon q pops in 2 mins and then some subhuman misses the pop and now ive been in q for 30 minutes
No.2641918
>>2641915that looks pretty dope
No.2641919
after that i'll get drunk as fuck and throw some midgets around and sing hobbit songs
No.2641920
FUCK EM
No.2641921
>>2641919hell fucking yeah
take it a step further this time and piss on a table
No.2641923
either my neighbors are cooking eggs and bacon at 4am or my farts are starting to smell good
No.2641924
>>2641914glad that other retard is dead. can't wait until they both are
No.2641925
christmas time is weird once your family starts dying we went from doing christmas and thanksgiving every single year to now never doing it
No.2641926
sounds like mayo monkey shit
No.2641928
>>2641927I HAVE TO HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2641929
>>2641927white boys look at this and be like yooooo
No.2641930
stop making everything about race
No.2641931
i'm such an old fucking faggot i straight up have physical paper booklets of wow merch and jinx shit
No.2641932
80 bucks for a sweater?
*wheeze*
ainmt no way!
No.2641933
thats how much sweaters cost now man
No.2641934
>>2641933*slaps your balls with a brick while you're sleeping*
No.2641935
its $88 if you order it in 3xl
No.2641936
2xl chads win again
No.2641937
whales*
fattie
No.2641938
yurocuck "men" be like stop eating fatso while weighing 98 pounds
No.2641939
trump just shit my pants. thanks MIGA
No.2641940
im already getting tired of mop classic
its just not the same
the players want to be minmax gremlins but they also all suck and dont know what 80% of their buttons do
i had forgotten how i hated the more modern rotations and how cookie cutter and artificial everything felt
No.2641941
>>2641940mop classic? you mean legion classic waiting room?
No.2641942
nah i hated legion outside of the class hall stuff
No.2641943
wow?
in 2025?
you're joking lol
No.2641944
2026 in less than 2 months…
No.2641945
i played wow for 12 hours today what did your loser ass do
No.2641946
lil bros aint even have a single x on their clothes and they think they are men lmao
No.2641947
2026 is going to be huge for sc2
No.2641948
european xl and i could kick everyones ass here
No.2641949
simmer down fatass
No.2641950
just feeling extra dep rn
No.2641952
>>2641940WOW IS FOR RETARDED ASSHOLES
No.2641953
havent dusted my pc in 2 years i should probably do that
No.2641954
nah it's fine man dw about it
No.2641955
the 6x5 minutes @10% incline with 2 minutes walk recovery is turning into a classic
No.2641956
coworker keeps yapping man leave me alone
No.2641957
>>2641952you should hop on wow then lol
No.2641958
gottem
No.2641959
can't believe i'm 30 and my cutie mark still hasn't shown up
No.2641960
get a job loser
No.2641963
>>2641962literally thought this was a child from the thumbnail
toot do something
No.2641964
kshitters needs to calm down or else
No.2641965
>>2641963its wony you blind fuck
No.2641966
>>2641963you being a dumbtard isnt toots problom
No.2641967
7am time for neetfuck to hop into bed
No.2641968
Check out Hunnypaint you fucking homosexual
No.2641969
im not checking that out man
No.2641970
CHEKIRAH
No.2641971
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU CHARLIE
I'LL SEE YOU IN VALHALLA, FRIEND
No.2641973
wonder if ewon could give me a cool millie or two out of his trillion bonus
No.2641975
had a difficulty interaction on the road this morning on my way to work
No.2641976
what was it babe
No.2641979
tinder rizzler you up?
No.2641980
POOP TIME
No.2641981
ikuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
No.2641982
i love my exceptionally large penis
No.2641983
i love my normal size penis but I wish it was disgustingly huge
No.2641984
i have a big ol hog i could blow a womans mind but theyd have to look past my negative looks and nonexistant social skills…
No.2641985
kash and charlie were definitely fucking each other on the low
No.2641986
post the webm
No.2641987
kash is a cash ass name fr
No.2641989
isnt it kinda crazy how close kamala came to sucking her way up to the potus
No.2641990
kamala should suck up my little noodle
No.2641991
ima keep it a buck fiddy wit yall im tired as hell ready to get off this wild ride soon if you nam sayin…
No.2641999
>>2641998why do they love crashing so much
No.2642000
what if crashing is actually really fun i mean everyone likes bumper cars
No.2642002
i saw that promo vid on yt shorts the other day about some old fella really having fun watching bumper cars and they gifted him a free ticket and he had the time of his life bumping around
so you may be onto something here
No.2642003
>>2641999blood memory of their ancestors being crushed under the wheel of the juggernaut
No.2642005
>>2642001i just checked and that number is based off the estimated 5.4 million killed yearly in the U.S. + the UK stats.
so that number is just an estimate and also just for U.S & U.K.
No.2642006
i got a free boba tea yesterday
No.2642008
asking us is literally retarded
No.2642009
>>2642007this is the kind of foid that will ruin your life
No.2642010
>>2642007take her on a funny neighborhood swim to a boxing romcom exhibition
No.2642011
>>2642007you need to establish control from message zero
how tall are you and how old is she this is important
No.2642012
>>2642011shes 36 bro im 6'0 5'11
No.2642013
lil bro is 5'10 trying to hang with the 6' chads lol
No.2642014
>>2642009cant ruin whats already broken beyond repair
No.2642015
>>2642013man i hate that i can make you retards lol but cant do it with kgirls
No.2642016
you should tell her shes so cooked
that its over
No.2642017
"36 and single? aigoo i i liked you by accident your so cooked its so over for you"
No.2642019
>>2642012short messages no emotional commitments
focus on the fact that you want to hang out with her and have fun together
she will initiate the physical stuff
if she says ilu dont say it back
No.2642020
>>2642018just sniff this flower bro
No.2642021
are girls really into boxing or is that just codeword for mma now
whos the gook mma fighter again
No.2642022
korean zombie
No.2642023
ok surely mentioning a buff ripped korean dude in the first message is bad tho
No.2642024
Researchers believe that girl ass smell may offer a safe, natural way to enhance cognitive performance in students, professionals, and even older adults facing memory decline.
One small sniff. One massive impact.
No.2642025
million dollar idea:
girl hole smelling salts
No.2642026
2 million dollar idea
legalized rape
No.2642027
>>2642019ok well what do i say man
No.2642028
>>2642027just be honest man
be yourself
get on your knees and beg for a pity fuck
women respect honesty
No.2642029
>>2642028im over fucking now that ive done it and didnt care for it man its about getting a gf now
gonna go with the zii strat i think "ill kys myself if you dont go out with me"
that should assert some dominance
No.2642030
lol
No.2642031
"Rom coms and fighting sports is such a good mix 😂 Do you lean more toward the soft side or the tough side these days?" is the best i have with chatgpt help and i still kinda hate it
No.2642032
hint that youre wealthy bitches love that shit but kbitched LOVE that shit
No.2642033
or maybe just "how do you balance romcoms with fighting sports"
ugh
No.2642034
tell her how you are super interested in korean culture and start listing off kpop idols
girls (all girls) love that
No.2642035
went on such a diaperbaby sugar rush shopping spree
so many cookies and soda >__<
No.2642037
man its hard to type on my iphone 17 pro max with my golden rolex gmt master 2 weighting my arm down
No.2642038
>>2642034i have been in korea for 2 weeks now man i know thats a lie
they know wony and newjeans and thats it
No.2642039
>>2642036nooooo yves dont do it
No.2642040
>>2642035BETTER NOT EAT ALL YOUR SNACKS IN 2 DAYS BOY
No.2642042
sit her down and make her watch a bunch of action movies with you
No.2642043
>>2642041as long as you feel extra guilty and gluttonous and bad about yourself after
thats the key
No.2642044
>>2641994lol dems got owned here
No.2642045
>>2642007>36>pet-free>non-smokerbro is seriously going after the worst foids on earth
No.2642046
>>2642045shes perfect you retard
No.2642047
those giant breaded fried chicken nugget looking things tiny eats all the time look so good. i would fuck with those so hard. leave the house for them
No.2642048
nah i love me a girl who can take a knot
No.2642049
>>2642046that guy is such a retard and a burden to us
No.2642050
>>2642046>washed up 36 year old foid with a bachelors degree who doesnt smoke, doesnt party, and doesnt have petsyea man ill see you when you're thinking of killing yourself 5 months after being married because she's screaming at you that you didn't fold the clothes right or you put the laundry detergent in wrong or something
No.2642051
>>2642050smoking butts is nasty, pets in the city are fucked up and gross unless you are rich and live with someone
No.2642052
>in the city
ohhhhhh my god we have an urbanite here?????? why dont you go suck cock in an alleyway
No.2642053
were killing ourselves in about 5 months anyway might as well get married first
No.2642054
>>2642052hes in seoul retard
No.2642055
I HATE PEOPLE WHO CANT KEEP UP
No.2642056
>hes in seoul retard
omg this is the guy who paid for a prostitute and couldnt even cum? hes trying to match with gooks on tinder while hes in korea? fucking lmfao
No.2642057
youre just jealous man dont lash out because youre jealous its super lilbrocoded of you
No.2642058
absolutely not jealous of embarrassing myself being unable to cum in front of a prostitute
No.2642059
so while this guy is busy sperging out chatgpt helped me cook holy shit
No.2642060
chatgpt is temu grok
No.2642061
using chatgpt to cook is so dystopian i dont want to be your friend
No.2642062
well we arent friends and now im going to kill you
No.2642063
>>2642061no wonder the tinder rizzler said this was easy wtf bro is cooking HARD
No.2642064
ive been getting caught up on the last few years of stevemres
No.2642066
tease this playfully that ai sounds fruity as hell real niggas dont play games like that
No.2642067
call her ugly and a bitch women love to be negged
No.2642068
whats the best ai for chatting up thots
its probably something weird like claude or copilot isnt it
No.2642069
where does chatgpt stand on raisins in chili
No.2642070
ok i used up my free chatgpt5 tokes so now im fucking cooked
gg theres no way gpt4 can keep pulling this off
No.2642072
>>2642065Perfect! you are so cooked
its playfully over
No.2642073
>>2642069i feel like you should be banned for typing that shit
No.2642074
>>2642071damn man
im a big starcrump and even i dont care anymore
asl or whatever its called bsl or whatever is good enough for my quick fix of cute kgirls
No.2642075
>>2642071holy shit man this is my chance to make it big im one of the top hots players
No.2642076
blizzcon is for the wowtards and cosplayers and new games if they ever had any
No.2642077
>>2642042toon stream all the.. uhh.. john wick movies for us this is really important
No.2642079
>>2642071HOLY SHIT STARCRAFT 3 CONFIRMED
No.2642081
You have misunderstood something. Man for man levies have lowest frontage so you need whole 1000 guys to occupy 1 frontage while regular footmen only need 100. Both have 1 combat power per head. Let's say on 2 frontage wide battle you would then have 2000 levy guys (total 2000 power) fighting 200 footmen (200 power). Let's say you have 1000 levy guys die in the front which frees 1 front space, would you rather bring 100 reg. footmen (100 power), or 50 reg. horsemen (200 power) or 500 levy mailed knights (2000 power). It also means if you have trouble filling out the whole frontage in a wide terrain, to help with flanking, regulars will do it easier man-for-man. For reinforcement speed your point still stands.
In later games regular regiment manpower goes up which is main reason why they get better, along with minor stat bonuses.
No.2642083
oh hell yea theyre playing christmas music on the radio
No.2642084
been having a lot of nice pisses lately iykwim
No.2642085
are we going to have a 162 worlds watch party this weekend
No.2642086
the world series is already over man the fuckin dodgers won again!
No.2642087
its kt vs skt man
the gooker version of el clasico
No.2642088
el gookico
No.2642089
peanuts oh christmas tree damn I love this shit
No.2642090
ive had multiple retail jobs during christmas where you get broken down by christmas music.
mariah carey all i want for christmas is you will make me murder people
No.2642091
maybe theres something wrong with my scale and i havent gained 10lbs in the last few months
No.2642092
true true
No.2642093
>>2642090oh yeah thats literally torture
No.2642094
>>2642090i love christmas music, sleigh bells is my favorite
No.2642095
cant wait to play eu v all weekend
its going to be great
No.2642096
>>2642007she actually looks cute gj bro
No.2642097
>>2642071hots at blizzcon??
No.2642098
>>2642096im not quite in yet man but she is still responding which is nice
anyway i told her we continue tomorrow because its 3:30am over here and thats a good excuse to wrap it up
No.2642099
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUU
No.2642101
wtfi only got 5 hours of sleep last night
No.2642102
>>2642095stop flaunting your intelligence you know we’re too dumb to play euv
No.2642104
>>2642098you dumb bitch shes on a messaging app at 3am she wants to get piped down if its not you itll be someone else
No.2642105
bring us some figgy pudding and bring it out here!!!
No.2642106
>>2642095>>2642102i have it pirated but i dont want to watch all these tutorial videos