No.2640903
i want a bf
No.2640904
none of that shit is a job it's all money laundering for gambling lol
No.2640906
i dont think womens basketball players make 70k
No.2640907
the White Human ones can be hot and i want them to beat me up because they're stronger than me. they can then murder me
No.2640908
cat babying out right now
No.2640909
you know that limmy video about pissing yourself
No.2640910
>>2640901there are tens (hundreds?) of thousands of software engineers 'cels making 4x that doing literally nothing instead of having to be athletes
No.2640911
no but i do remember in college trying to show one of those adventure call videos and basically getting called a fag. then i stole some beer and didn't go to another party until i dropped out 2 years later
No.2640912
>>2640910none of those gay faggots are doing anything with that money but giving it to girls on the internet and buying bitcoin for trump to cash out on. they should all be murdered
No.2640913
sigh got stranded
No.2640915
reeeee white males made shitty phone apps
well the females wanted to spend their fake job money on ubereats, which the imported browns then use to watch tik toks and onlyfans
No.2640916
>>2640910you need to be killed
No.2640918
ps is in 6 hours but im feeling a little woozy…
No.2640924
>>2640918desperately hoping this has been a bit the entire time
No.2640925
drank too much and think my alg went to pua shit
No.2640926
>>2640924oh its real lil bro its really real
No.2640927
homeless webm triggered a thought of me being homeless
have to leave all my furniture and appliances worth like 5k. give up the cat. throw my pc in the car trunk. i guess i could sleep at the homeless shelter, some retard handler would eventually get me snap or maybe a job
wonder what if any jobs they give bums not high on drugs
No.2640928
it probably would suck to be homeless in your crappy eastern european poophole
No.2640929
>>2640927probably construction worker or something
No.2640930
>>2640918LFG this is huge for us
No.2640932
imagine having a middle aged son coughing and spitting on his floor because he's drunk at 11:30pm on a workday and has no job
lol
No.2640933
>>2640932this except its 5am and its chip crumbs all over the garage floor
No.2640934
that founders malt liquor is a gamechanger i might have to go all in
No.2640935
>>2640927how can you call people retarded when this is your life LOL
No.2640936
>>2640934what region of the us are you in because i need to buy some and get so fucked up i go to jail
No.2640938
>>2640936bro they have a finder on their website put your zipcode in
https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/dkml/ No.2640939
crazy how quickly you made that website
No.2640940
im sorry if you dont like it i liked it
No.2640941
>>2640939thanks i make hundreds of thousands of dollars to do this
No.2640942
can i have some
No.2640943
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1199/276242/yea man just buy the #1 ranked malt liquor in the world
No.2640944
*passes you two packs of cigs taped to a skol*
No.2640945
>>2640943i dont have a ton of malt liquor reference points im concerned itll come off as too sweet but i enjoyed it
No.2640946
ugh beer is nasty
No.2640947
lol'd at the nigger saying he wanted two reds after they handed him a red and green bottle (don't think that was marlboro) and they handed him another red and green bottle and he left lol
No.2640948
>>2640938bro drumpf is going to use gay faggot poopeater peter thiel's surveillance company to see i clicked on this and kick me off medicaid even sooner
No.2640949
hop on tor bro
No.2640950
i didnt lol at that because i cant tell the difference as im not an alcoholic waste of life
No.2640951
stranded…
No.2640952
>>2640950i saw it as purely nigger humor
No.2640953
marlboro
bottle?
confused kitty jpg
No.2640954
THEY TAPED RED AND GREEN CIG PACKS TO THE SIDES OF EACH HANDLE STUPID!!!
No.2640955
is not a wed and gween bottew its wed an gween cigawete pacs on a btoew
No.2640957
sipgod
i kneel
No.2640961
why are all his pics at such 'licious angles
No.2640965
>>2640961Past a certain age, a man daydreaming about ripping guitar solo to a screaming crowd in his highschool auditorium can be a bad thing
No.2640968
when we say total moid death it includes shikamaru
No.2640969
dang i suck im the wost
No.2640970
nah you're uh
you're alright
No.2640971
>>2640956has the glaucoma progressed? that text looks bigger
No.2640972
the problem with pissing my pants is that it comes so naturally to me i forget to post about it every time
No.2640973
>>2640971he sipped too much and zoomed in and didnt notice
No.2640974
that really is a problem
No.2640975
*george washington voice*
i cannot tell a lie, i've never shit or pissed my pants drunk, only sober
No.2640976
why dont you just piss in the tub man
No.2640977
i hate it when you tards start talking about complete retard shit like pissing your pants
No.2640978
no its natural
No.2640979
mahjong is so deep
No.2640980
>Emerging to address a bank of TV cameras outside his papal retreat at Castel Gandolfo and offering to answer "one or two questions", Pope Leo XIV said there were people who have lived in the US "for years and years never causing problems, who have been deeply affected" by Trump's hardline policy on migration.
>Speaking in English, and reaching a US audience directly, he reiterated the Catholic belief that every Christian will ultimately be judged on how they welcomed "the foreigner".
>Initially, after his election in May, Leo's comments on geopolitics were cautious. Then last month he used the word "inhuman" in reference to the Trump-led crackdown, shaking conservative Catholics in his own country who had embraced the "American Pope".
>They had seen Pope Leo as an ally after a fractious relationship with his predecessor, Francis, who once described Trump as "not Christian" for building a wall on the border with Mexico.
>"Now they're waking up to the fact that Leo isn't going to change church teaching for their sake," Mr Ivereigh said. "They realise that he's very different from Francis in his style, but it's the same teaching and priorities. He's very much a continuation."
No.2640981
ugh just looked in the mirror and realized im beautiful right before im about to get my face ripped open
No.2640982
>>2640981bro you are gonna look so much better in half a year its not even funny
No.2640983
>>2640980these faggots lost all their credibility when the last guy was licking nigger feet
No.2640984
holy crap never mind im so ugly i was anglefrauding myself
>>2640982you're so right
No.2640985
>>2640981are you getting cold feet
No.2640986
psbro could be the guy in korea rn
think about it
No.2640987
clueless.webm
No.2640988
>>2640983they are in full melt down. saw a comment of some one saying it was a protestant controlled pope (as he rejects pope)
more cultural christians will move to taking their communion from fox news and latino leftists will cement their stranglehold on the papacy
No.2640989
jesuits? more like jews run its
No.2640990
>>2640985a little but ill still look better after i think
No.2640991
hope the surgeon doesnt mind that i have diarrhea rn
No.2640992
still don't get it. zii is getting turned into a playstation or something?
No.2640994
i wanna ask questions about this surgery but i also dont think its real
No.2640995
this is a ronald theriot comm
No.2640996
gleep gets real mad when i talk about it
No.2640998
what does interred mean
No.2640999
how tf do i get into blighttown
No.2641000
>>2640998it means you're a nigger and you're going to Hell
No.2641002
>>2640998sealed inside something usually a grave or a sepulcher
No.2641003
>>2640999through the sewers or the back entrance in darkroot garden
No.2641004
i read the word selpucher recently and asked my boomer isn't that a band
No.2641005
its a poe map
No.2641007
i wanna build a cenotaph
No.2641008
dont think hell kept up with how bad reality got
well aside from just being made up and not in christians lil book
No.2641009
where are the sewers
No.2641010
wait man it's sepultra
No.2641011
>>2641009accessed at the end of the undead burgh the door is around where you fight the taurus demon i think
No.2641012
>>2640999>>2641009holy fuck we need to kill this nigger
No.2641013
oops i meant the capra demon not taurus
No.2641014
ugh im lost
No.2641016
we gotta number 1 victory royale yea fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
10 kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town
No.2641017
>>2641016in my day this shit was called jt machinima
No.2641019
dont much care for that psycho
No.2641020
>>2641018this guy proved all croatians are a disgrace
No.2641021
damn i need to get that loose skin surgery too
No.2641022
ok i found it
No.2641023
>>2641022*guy looking at his dick through an electron microscope*
No.2641024
hey man that was really funny
No.2641025
i only ate chips today
No.2641027
i'm going to abuse anything i can get my hands on until i die. fuck all you niggers
No.2641028
you wouldnt do bath salts
No.2641029
if i was a nigger i would. they'd let me eat people's faces in public then make me a senator or whatever they did to that one zombie spook when bath salts became woke
No.2641030
all black niggers are pieces of shit and need to prove they are human beings before grow up faggot ever gets to give me shit again
No.2641032
just a humble goy on the prairie
No.2641033
WHATS WITH THESE RAM PRICES MAN
No.2641034
omg not me being black and gay lol
No.2641035
>>2641033niggers. we need to kill all the niggers.
>>2641034don't interrupt me i'm writing a post
No.2641036
what if you laid off the "booze" as you like to refer to it and got a grip on your life
No.2641037
when i was a kid i thought it was bad to want to murder all the niggers because i thought they were human but with poop-colored skin
now that i've grown up i know not only are they not human but the second they exist outside of africa the government should be shooting them to death to prevent any more fucking niggers from washing up on the shore
No.2641039
twitter really loves showing off rawdog i dont even follow them and its always there on the for you tab
No.2641041
having class troubles holy paladin is more fun than resto shaman but enhancement shaman is more fun than ret paladin…
No.2641042
>>2641038what does this mean
he dropped a shit in the toilet and named it aaron?
No.2641043
rawr
No.2641044
let me get rid of the 3 worst nationalities on this website by getting them arrested through speech
THE HOLOCAUST IS A MYTH BUT I WISH IT WAS REAL AND ALL HOOK-NOSED KIKES DESERVE TO BE KILLED (german)
CHILD PORN IS IMMORAL AND I WON'T KEEP HELPING YOU DEVELOP BANKING METHODS TO LAUNDER IT'S PROFITS (croatian)
I THINK IT'S WRONG TO ALLOW TERRORISTS TO KILL AND RAPE CHILDREN THEN SELL THEIR MEAT IN KEBABS EVEN THOUGH IT'S ILLEGAL TO SHOW A HOTDOG IN A TRAIN AD (br*tish
No.2641045
we have a brit?
No.2641046
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
No.2641047
i aint no bloody brit bruv i dont know who told you that
No.2641048
>>2641045not any longer bro i just saw that faggot starting to post within the last week and now he's in prison with the guy that ate bacon in front of a mosque in the united kingdom of faggots with AIDS
No.2641049
oh ok
No.2641050
i said anything related to child porn?
No.2641051
gmsm zii
No.2641052
>>2641050here we go with the fuckin 3rd world pr campaign
No.2641053
zii catching strays
No.2641054
ziis gonna throw his soup at you and give you brain damage if you dont stop bad mouthing him
No.2641055
ugh i bought some of my favorite sunscreen but they gave me some crappy american version instead of the true nihonese version
No.2641056
leave it to a croatian to start pointing fingers instead of saying "oh no i don't think it's wrong to program bank software to help obfuscate my country's #1 export's profits"
No.2641057
i never use sunscreen
No.2641058
dont worry about it moid
No.2641059
>>2641057in drumpf's weimeriKKKA this is the only thing that isn't locked up
No.2641060
all of you woke retards for years were like, oh no, aaron isn't that bad
and now drumpf has peter pooptoucher making AI copies of us all to put us in gay pride ads after we're dead so he can gamble on them
No.2641061
about to leave for my ps… i'll be under in 2 hours… wish me luck…
No.2641062
bro they just said all ps exclusives are coming to pc
No.2641064
lol i was going to make a mohammed atta (bacon eater, gay rapist) joke about the terrorist faggot the libtards elected in jyc and it's already a fox news article
how can i get hired at fox news
No.2641065
someone tell this raymond arroyo spic faggot he owes me money for stealing my thoughts
No.2641068
>>2641064ur giving me the ick
No.2641069
crazy how all americans speak spanish
No.2641070
every week I buy the exact same groceries and this week it only cost me about $45 USD thanks to Donald trump
these same exactly groceries for the lasty 4 years under Biden cost me over $900 USD
No.2641071
lil bro still obsessed with miku
No.2641072
>>2641064deranged psycho post
how do you cope with the fact that NYC has the highest salaries, is the most developed city, best food, best food, best entertainment in the world
No.2641073
>>2640927>get me snapsnap is going away retard
No.2641074
lays potato chips are doing a psyop on normies right now saying they're going healthier by only using sun flower oil but anyone that knows about sunflowers knows this
Sunflowers are "hyperaccumulators" that absorb heavy metals and other contaminants from the soil and store them in their stems, leaves, and flower heads
No.2641075
absorb this *cums on your face*
No.2641076
remember when jerma grew sunflowers
No.2641077
>>2641072can we talk about something else please
No.2641079
>>2641077okay lets talk about the Epstein list
No.2641081
they should be called the epstein files.
people think list they think flight logs and those are already out
No.2641082
Whether New York is the "greatest" city is subjective and depends on the criteria, but multiple recent studies and rankings have named it the best in the United States. These rankings often cite its livability, lovability, and prosperity, as well as its economic strength as a global hub for finance and culture.
No.2641084
my AI search results showed that guy.
No.2641085
>>2641084not an argument
NEXT
No.2641086
im surprised there isnt more zelda ganon ntr
No.2641087
yall are acting fagtarded
No.2641088
>>2641087omg fuck my fagshit up
No.2641089
i want to jack off i want to jack off
No.2641092
lil toy is copy pasting reddit comments now
No.2641093
hol up thielbot sources all his claims from reddit confirmed?
No.2641094
>>2641092toon stream tusk (2014)
No.2641095
but not until later i have to work a whole ass 8 hour shift
No.2641096
thielbot here
MAGA
No.2641097
>>2641095we should drink beers before heading into work
No.2641098
well shit bros im a man now
i went to an anma place and the girl was like 30yo fake boobs tats ps looking face bob cut basically just my type
she was really pro about it all and she worked real hard but couldnt get me to come
i felt kinda bad about it i though i would be shooting left and right but irl shit is hard and i have like 25 years of exp doing it just one way so theres no way she could make it work
plus the full moon makes my head hurt before climax so its extra hard for her
but tldr it was an ok exp might try it again before i leave but thats about it
No.2641099
what body part did she use ur not a man unless youve been in the puss or the butt
No.2641101
>>2641099ive been in the p man but there was nothing there so i got too soft lol
shits hard
No.2641102
>>2641097thats a good idea
No.2641103
>>2641097demonic labubu tier post
No.2641104
we should all get drunk right now
No.2641105
a beer doesnt even last 8 hours so youd be sober again before you know it
No.2641106
the one guy who just got the email desk job could definitely drink some beers before work
No.2641108
bought some brush pens and a sketch book
No.2641109
in the middle tho the lights started flashing and she covered me with a towel turned down the lights and ran out of there lmao
i thought for sure this is when they come take my kidneys
but it was just the police checking the place out
No.2641111
im glad i locked in and chiseled myself up tho i looked good in the mirror
No.2641113
>>2641108youre so cooked
its over
>>2641111youre so cooked
its over
No.2641114
i love wasting my time and money
No.2641115
>>2641113what's your story what's your deal
No.2641116
AM: just put up a house down payment from my savings from working, had a lot of credit card points too
No.2641118
we will be hunting ccfoids in the streets
No.2641119
>>2641117this is so jungian
No.2641120
this guy really hates ante meridiem
No.2641123
>>2641121you got a fake labubu?
No.2641124
>>2641123hmmmm true true maybe gatcha games could save me…
No.2641125
>>2641121i dont think a prosty with a condom can generate the feels in the brain
No.2641126
Germany has announced plans to simplify its visa processing for Nigerian applicants as part of broader efforts to strengthen bilateral ties and promote skilled migration.
No.2641127
you're probably just gay
No.2641128
BORING
No.2641130
>>2641121what if you fucked a guy maybe that would do it for you
No.2641132
labu labu labu labu labuuuuuu
No.2641134
you gotta try cooming man
No.2641135
stfu mentally ill faggot
No.2641136
kinda crazy how if tbc classic classic was out id be playing that right now but since its not im just wallstaring
No.2641137
>>2641121have you tried wow classic classic
No.2641138
>>2641133what about making 1 million dollars
No.2641141
>>2641133have you tried eu5 classic
No.2641143
>>2641136fresh maplestory server drops with the next big event update next week!
No.2641145
here's an idea
how about instead of acting like a little cry baby faggot woman and telling everyone your little cry baby bitch emotions you man the fuck up and get a job you fucking loser
*spits dip on your shirt*
No.2641147
*sits my ass down in my cubicle*
my life is over
im cooked
No.2641148
i have a cubible now too for the first time in my life
the j*wish daycare meme is so real
No.2641149
You’ve seen the signs. The legacy media is collapsing. Their narratives are falling apart. And now, the most powerful voices of the old order are having public meltdowns, desperately attacking “stupid little podcasts” and “little radio shows.”
Why?
Because our movement is succeeding in ways they never thought possible. They’re terrified of the truth we’re spreading, and their panic is the ultimate proof that we’re on the right track.
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This is the white pill you’ve been waiting for. The walls are coming down.
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This isn’t the end – it’s the beginning. And we’re winning.
In Truth,
Andrew Torba
CEO, Gab AI Inc
Christ is King
No.2641152
i love my jewish daycare job with benefits and time off (with no hint of irony)
No.2641153
its my favorite time of day!!
No.2641154
what is this diddyblud doing on the onesixtwo is blud toot
No.2641155
nightcrew makes the worst posts
im just gonna start skipping when i wake up
No.2641156
die skipper
No.2641157
asmongol pledged his support to the groyper cause and it just wiped five trillion in asset value from the nasdaq
No.2641158
>>2641155its noon lil bro
No.2641159
actually its evening
No.2641161
i just beat nuoblivion. it was ok.
No.2641162
no it wasnt it sucked
No.2641163
i-i mean i just beat nublivion it sucked
No.2641165
>>2641164*sits you down at the cubicle*
No.2641168
they call me the cheese eater
No.2641171
we wuz gladiators
No.2641172
>>2641166yooooooo this is crazy
No.2641174
diversity is our strength chud
No.2641175
i need to suck the earwax out of my earbuds
No.2641177
if btc crashes under 100k we are going back to hunter gatherer
No.2641178
cant believe we banged and it sucked
No.2641179
>>2641178dude youre gonna scare all the dudes who have hooked up on here
No.2641180
who is we
No.2641182
crazy how its been over a year since i last banged
No.2641183
>>2641182>>2641181check out this banger
No.2641184
>>2641183nice do you have the webm
No.2641187
>>2641155sorry that was my fault
No.2641189
>>2641121did you snap ap ic of her?
No.2641190
i wish i was a korean girl
No.2641191
>>2641189no ofc not
her name was su though
No.2641192
a boy named su….
thats a chinese name in my experience
No.2641193
well or suu or soo whatever
No.2641195
ill take your word for it
there was a twitch streamer that i really liked that had suu in her handle so its easy to remember
No.2641196
we need to experience true love
No.2641197
you will never burg
No.2641198
need a skinny girl who can crank me real good with her hands 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿
No.2641199
>>2641197youre so lucky that i dont have a burg place on my drive home from work or i would dominate you
No.2641200
girls cant do handjobs good. thats one the gaybros might be winning on
No.2641202
im scared
No.2641203
blowjob didnt feel that good either like she showered me up before so my dick was in that non-dry state and i couldnt really feel anything when she was putting it in her mouth and sucking me down
No.2641204
lil bro had his pip in a living of-age non-related consenting female human gooks mouth and vagine…
No.2641206
>>2641177need it to crash back down to $80k at least
No.2641208
>>2641204that is the dep part man she was basically perfect
No.2641209
you should go back and ask her to marry you
No.2641210
i thought the gooks didnt let foreigners pay to get the poosy in gookland was that a lie
No.2641211
>>2641210its 50-50 if your white i would say
No.2641212
tinny thought they turned down foreigners but it was just him…
No.2641213
might break my nnn streak today who knows
No.2641215
>>2641186no way this should cost that much
No.2641216
bro its mega size its not some tiny ass butt
No.2641217
>>2641211whats the price though
No.2641218
>>2641216its just a big molded hunk of rubber man
No.2641219
molded in the shape of a beautiful butt you can stick your wiener in
No.2641220
wow is just another jewish daycare….
No.2641222
im completely goonbrained and i wouldnt even pay $1000 for a custom made 1:1 lifelike bunnyayu full body doll how do they expect to sell just anonymous asses for that much
No.2641223
Because I’m gay, women feel safe gossiping with me about their height preferences for guys and lemme tell you if I was a 5’8” straight guy I’d be sticking my head in the oven
No.2641224
yea well if i was a fag who had to listen to women talk about their preferences all day id stick my head in an oven
No.2641228
>>2641226holy shit is that souljia boy
No.2641229
>>2641217the anma i went to was 330k won for 60 minutes or 1 cumshot plus 30k won for foreigner tax
No.2641230
>>2641222they got stuff like that and so many options you could literally build-a-bunny
itd be more expensive like $3-5k+
https://otakudolls.com/store/sparkle-22cf-155m-silicone-ultra-star-rail-bezlya No.2641231
the damn fucking nasty cats shit in the basement again and their litterbox was completely cleaned and ready for their dumbasses to use
No.2641232
a more doll pilled person would prolly know more
No.2641233
those dolls arent fat enough the only one id fuck is the vaporeon one
No.2641234
i will NEVER fuck a doll
No.2641235
>>2641229so 60 minutes zero cummies OR zero minutes and one cummies for 250USD???????
that sounds way better than north american prices
No.2641237
is psbro back from his operation yet or did we all get bamboozled
No.2641238
>>2641237psbro…. died on the table….
No.2641240
fuck yes
No.2641241
>>2641238and pssis arose?
No.2641242
Breaking: US soldiers stationed in Germany, without pay, are being instructed to obtain food from local food banks.
No.2641243
>>2641235i went for a more expensive option where its any number of cumsies and 80 mins but i didnt cumsy (like 100k won more)
but i couldnt have known since im a virgin and i would have hated myself if i went for 1 shot and went home after immediately cumming
theres also an option of 30mins + 30mins where 2 different girls do it separately, i think ill try this before i leave
No.2641244
psbro got super hot and left the comm behind…
No.2641245
Cowboys DE Marshawn Kneeland dies in apparent suicide at 24
yeaaaaaa here we goooooo
*blows my brains out*
No.2641246
its gonna be weird when we get married and have to explain onesixtwo to our partner
No.2641247
not if we marry each other
No.2641248
80 minutes…
unlimited nuts…
i could probably do three on a good day at my age but i might also just grind and never bust
i get cum apprehension when im around strangers i cant show weakness
No.2641249
i wishi had the ability to pay a female gook for sex
No.2641251
getting the two gook daves double
never cumming
eating fries on the way home
No.2641252
for some reason ive fallen 3 times this week while i was drunk
No.2641253
all you can cum special
No.2641254
why dont you spend that money on having fun taking a nice nasty girl out on a date instead thats a lotta date money you would probably enjoy it more
No.2641255
>>2641254getting a date is impossible and the date doesnt end with sex and shes never gonna be anywhere near as hot
No.2641257
finna get off work early go home and then jerk it hard to eeveelutions taking it up their tailhole
No.2641259
crazy that girls would rather bang strangers for cash than go out on a fun date for free
No.2641260
i'll level with you, i know nothing about girls besides what i read here and on 4chan. i'm a 34 year old grey haired man that has never been on a date
No.2641262
same but thats whatll make it fun cause itll be something new and weird
No.2641264
i dont know what non-wow game to play now that i finished nublivion
No.2641265
me: hmm what to do today
napfuck brain:
No.2641267
>>2641260level with me on wow?
No.2641270
>>2641268valid crashout tbh
No.2641271
>>2641268me taking toot down at the end
No.2641274
>IM FIVE FEET TALL
>FOUR ELEVEN
lmao
No.2641275
that would be horrific
No.2641276
>>2641273i like how the vid is recorded from a child height
No.2641278
hey guys
No.2641280
>>2641276and that's with him holding the phone above his head
No.2641281
i have no idea how to get a date
No.2641282
am is at a racetrack betting on horses now?
so much for the im so broke and need a job act
No.2641283
>>2641281i think you gotta ask someone for a date
and then she has to agree to it
No.2641286
whe're*
No.2641288
you guys want to see an ai meme compilation?
No.2641289
you guys are such turbo virgins if violet myers sucked your pip then stuck it in her coochie you'd probably not even last 10 minutes
No.2641291
>>2641289not even last 10 seconds without catching aids maybe
No.2641292
I was at Mar-a-Lago and we had this incredible ball, the Red Cross Ball, in Palm Beach, Florida. So, you have all these really rich people, and a man, about 80 years old - very wealthy man, a lot of people didn't like him - he fell off the stage… So what happens is, this guy falls off right on his face, hits his head, and I thought he died.
And you know what I did? I said, 'Oh my God, that's disgusting,' and I turned away.
I couldn't, you know, he was right in front of me and I turned away. I didn't want to touch him. He's bleeding all over the place, I felt terrible.
You know, beautiful marble floor, didn't look like it. It changed colour. Became very red.
And you have this poor guy, 80 years old, laying on the floor unconscious, and all the rich people are turning away…
I was saying, 'Get that blood cleaned up! It's disgusting!' The next day, I forgot to call [the man] to say is he OK.
It's just not my thing.
No.2641294
crazy ds4 controllers used to be a dimer doven for just $20 or less and now they are like $60-80
No.2641295
im not gonna lie the long time im gone during sex is probably 15 minutes with breaks
No.2641298
‘Gremlins 3’ Officially in the Works at Warner Bros with Chris Columbus Directing, Steven Spielberg Producing
‘Gremlins 3’ Officially in the Works at Warner Bros with Chris Columbus Directing, Steven Spielberg Producing
‘Gremlins 3’ Officially in the Works at Warner Bros with Chris Columbus Directing, Steven Spielberg Producing
‘Gremlins 3’ Officially in the Works at Warner Bros with Chris Columbus Directing, Steven Spielberg Producing
‘Gremlins 3’ Officially in the Works at Warner Bros with Chris Columbus Directing, Steven Spielberg Producing
‘Gremlins 3’ Officially in the Works at Warner Bros with Chris Columbus Directing, Steven Spielberg Producing
‘Gremlins 3’ Officially in the Works at Warner Bros with Chris Columbus Directing, Steven Spielberg Producing
‘Gremlins 3’ Officially in the Works at Warner Bros with Chris Columbus Directing, Steven Spielberg Producing
‘Gremlins 3’ Officially in the Works at Warner Bros with Chris Columbus Directing, Steven Spielberg Producing
‘Gremlins 3’ Officially in the Works at Warner Bros with Chris Columbus Directing, Steven Spielberg Producing
No.2641299
steven spielberg is still alive? the guy looked 80 years old 40 years ago
No.2641300
he sounds jewish
No.2641303
life is so bad
No.2641305
>>2641304lotta the kids these days sharing extremely antisemitic memes like this on their cell phones
im talking ten years old, eleven years old
it makes me sick to my stomach
No.2641306
>>2641294bro you can get a dual sense for that much
No.2641307
we need to start sleeping on the floor
No.2641308
jerked off and now my focus and concentration levels are spiking
No.2641309
>>2641308ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER YOU GIANT RETARD
No.2641311
just had to eat my cum again cuz i was too lazy to get paper towel
No.2641312
ok i did not need to know that
No.2641313
amateur mistake
you need a chair towel specifically for cumming and cleaning up
No.2641314
listening to hyperpop and playing overwatch
No.2641315
>>2641311gross man we dont do that and we never will
No.2641316
are your nails painted too
No.2641317
>>2641315do you really wanna die not knowing what your cum tastes like
No.2641318
yes
No.2641319
my cum smells like bleach sometimes
No.2641320
its a wendys night folks
No.2641321
you will never burg
No.2641322
>>2641318>>2641317>>2641315>>2641313>>2641312i am the higher man
you fools would just cum all over yourself and then need to change clothes
No.2641324
>>2641322what are you high on
No.2641325
who cums with clothes on are you some kind of fetish
No.2641326
i look like a little kid but im 35 years old its not fair
No.2641327
zii…
No.2641328
im a fetish
No.2641329
first i take off the clothes
then i get in the shower and close all the door
then i turn the water up just hot enough to make a little fog
only then am i ready to try and make the come come
No.2641330
how the fuck is my computer using 14gb of ram right now
No.2641331
i dont need some gay ritual like that i just whip my shit out where ever whenever
No.2641332
we need to buy more ram immediately
No.2641333
my computer has 4gb of ram total
No.2641334
im scared
No.2641335
goddamn libtards
No.2641338
fucking serbs
No.2641339
>>2641337i dont get this because i dont know history and stuff
No.2641342
not a big fan of how much food i just ate
No.2641343
>>2641289when gleep told me she has a fake ass i stopped believing there's a god that loves us
No.2641344
guess who napped until 4 in the afternoon again!
No.2641347
how is an ass fake? is she stuffing tissues in her pants?
No.2641349
maybe i should buy the ow2 battle pass
No.2641351
>>2641346lol i read that in their privacy policy you waive the right to sue the walt disney company
No.2641353
or not privacy policy the big wall of niggertext you have to agree to when you sign up for shit
No.2641354
i have to remember to get those streaming services on black friday they do some crazy deals like a whole year of hulu for $12 total
No.2641356
*torrents literally anything ever made*
No.2641357
we need to build out a nas and torrent literally everything ever made
No.2641363
>>2641352this incel rant is up there with pointy elbows type shit, ick.
No.2641364
green DSP is playing the sopranos game this is not a drill
No.2641367
spent $25 at the grocery store on cookies and chips..
No.2641368
this retarded nigger did not just call aris green dsp
No.2641369
>>2641367thats nothing and you aint shit
No.2641371
>>2641370he made alot of assumptions that were untrue in the first 5 seconds of that video
No.2641372
im 6 minutes in and my brain is completely scrambled
No.2641374
>>2641373this is how i see myself
No.2641377
>>2641376do not post video bloody bitch bastard
No.2641378
scrotum tattoo ideas
No.2641379
whats the big deal its just a poop festival
No.2641380
you know what they say
no nigger is limited
No.2641382
so many of these comics are just fucking retards writing whatever pops into their head with no point
what happened to the good old days of vgcats and ctrl alt del
No.2641383
i think ctrl alt del is still going the vg cats guy scammed his audience by making a patreon for porn of the cats and it was all really ugly and nasty
No.2641384
i like my porn ugly and nasty
No.2641385
https://x.com/timecaptales/status/1986366194333720883how did johnny knoxville end up so normal after jackass
No.2641386
he accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and savior
No.2641387
rape me!!!!!!!
No.2641388
refreshing bunnys fansly page every 10 minutes since that squirrel girl pic dropped
No.2641389
shalom kwintu!
No.2641390
six seven
No.2641391
got three posts to knock out in a row here
1) sneed a cute autistitwink wife
2) drinking 1 beer on exam night couldnt possibly hurt, right?
3) forgot my third post
No.2641392
lol
No.2641393
just went 25 and 5 as genji im cracked im godlike
No.2641394
genji is just another no aim skilless nigger monkey character
No.2641395
my favorite comic book is garfield that cat is so funny
No.2641398
anything good get uploaded this week pornobros?
No.2641399
>>2641382huge +1
love vgcats
No.2641400
>>2641394bro its ow2 thats every character
No.2641401
aiming on genji is hard though
No.2641402
>>2641400youll get literally zero kills on soldier 76 or tracer or widowmaker if you cant aim
No.2641403
why do girls get to have a cumhole and a pisshole but guys have to have both come out the same place
No.2641404
>>2641402*sits in base waiting for soldier ult to charge up*
problem atheists?
No.2641405
>>2641402soldier?
tracer?
lmao
widow ill give you
No.2641406
*imagines a baby coming out of a guys pisshole*
nah god cooked on that one
No.2641408
>>2641404>>2641405ok sorry youll never get a single kill without your ult on those characters
No.2641409
tracer has aim but its weird aim idk i dont play fps games you have to do lots of snap movements that nobody else does
No.2641410
tracer you can just go up and magdump almost anyone and then rewind
you dont even need headshots for half the cast
No.2641411
>>2641409cuz shes constantly blinking through people and having to 180 to face and shoot them
No.2641412
getting real diaperbaby vibes from you clowns rn
No.2641413
rocket launchers are my favorite fps weapons but pharah sucked ass so i hate ow
No.2641415
solider 76 is my favorite lgbtqia+ point and click adventure
No.2641416
>>2641414this is so gay weed coded
No.2641417
>>2641414panty and stocking would never do that
No.2641419
i dunno about the game but i jack off to barefoot pharah porno all the time
No.2641420
>>2641419hell yeah man let your freak flag fly
No.2641421
wtf is barefoot pharah porno all the time
No.2641422
CMON BUNNY SHOW US YOUR NIPPLES ALREADY
No.2641423
man i wish dsp was live right now
No.2641425
you guys are so cooked
No.2641426
stop it! we arent cooked!
No.2641427
im chopped
No.2641428
dave ian and charles are linking up live
chuds won
No.2641429
nobody knows who dave ian and charles are lil bro
No.2641430
Tesla says shareholders approve Musk’s $1 trillion pay plan
tf00t gonna go wild with this one
No.2641431
*blood runs cold*
*grasps my heart*
charlie…..
i'll never forget you charlie….. i'll see you in valhalla, friend…..
No.2641432
i know who dave and busters are
No.2641433
The package for Musk, already the world’s richest person, consists of 12 tranches of shares to be granted if Tesla hits certain milestones over the next decade. It would also give Musk increased voting power over the company, acceding to demands that he’s made publicly since early 2024. His ownership would increase from about 13% to 25%, adding more than 423 million shares to his holdings.
The first tranche of stock gets paid out if Tesla hits a market capitalization of $2 trillion. Tesla’s current market cap is $1.54 trillion.
The next nine tranches would be awarded if Tesla’s value increases by increments of $500 billion, up to $6.5 trillion. Musk would earn the last two tranches if the market cap rises by increments of $1 trillion, meaning it would need to hit $8.5 trillion for Musk to get the full package.
Other goals tied to the pay plan include reaching 20 million vehicle deliveries, 10 million active FSD (Full Self-Driving) subscriptions, 1 million bots delivered and 1 million robotaxis in commercial operation. To date, Tesla has delivered more than 8 million vehicles, according to its September proxy statement.
No.2641434
*hits a tranche*
No.2641435
in the future people are going to look up overwatch before:2019 and be like "oh my god…. the nostalgia…."
No.2641436
itd be nice if rich people used their vast fortunes to build extravagant and beautiful public works again instead of gambling on annoying startups
No.2641438
can we focus on me
No.2641439
every da vinci painting was funded by a rich ass nigga
if i was rich id commision some crazy shit
No.2641440
>>2641436like a giant golden trump statue? or bezos mountain clock?
No.2641441
how does a wr who averages 12.1 points, going up against the defense that allows the third most points to receivers in the entire league get projected to score 9.9 points
i just dont get it
No.2641442
i heard the bezos mountain clock is actually just a cover for a giant doomsday bunker
No.2641443
public works projects piss me off it annoys the hell out of me to see some gay pretentious statue in new york thats only there because some rich guy paid enough money to impose his shit idea on poor people for all time
thats really what it is
No.2641444
what the fuck is a tranche
No.2641445
>>2641435more like olderwatch
No.2641446
>>2641443slow down there with the big ideas lil bro youre gonna hurt yourself
No.2641448
>>2641447somebody needs to kill that old white nigger
No.2641449
find out the reason why they did it before you react to that you little fucking morons
No.2641450
>>2641440like me but as a beautiful wolf howling at the moon
No.2641451
okay but january 6th was one of the darkest days in our democracy
No.2641452
>>2641447what a piece of shit
No.2641453
i don't even pay taxes and i know it doesn't cost money to file them. just do it on paper lazy niggers
No.2641454
>>2641449i just did some googling and theyre doing it for bad reasons.
i thought that people mightve been using it for fraud or they were making another version or some other nothingburger explanation. everything bad about drumpf needs to be strongly filtered to even see if its a burger
No.2641455
The controversial Direct File program allowed eligible taxpayers to file taxes directly with the IRS online for free. The word "controversial" is a nod to the fact that while the IRS touts the program as beneficial to taxpayers and says the initial feedback was overwhelmingly positive, some Republicans in Congress weren't happy with the program.
The program developed during Joe Biden’s presidency was credited by users with making tax filing easy, fast and economical. However, it faced criticism from Republican lawmakers, who called it a waste of taxpayer money because free filing programs already exist (though they are difficult to use), and from commercial tax preparation companies, which have made billions from charging people to use their software.
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, who is also the current IRS commissioner, told reporters at the White House on Wednesday that there are “better alternatives" to Direct File. “It wasn’t used very much,” he said. "And we think that the private sector can do a better job.”
Last May, the agency under Biden announced that the program would be made permanent.
But the IRS has faced intense blowback to Direct File from private tax preparation companies that have spent millions lobbying Congress. The average American typically spends about $140 preparing returns each year.
No.2641457
yeah
No.2641458
>free filing programs already exist (though they are difficult to use)
don't be born a nigger basically and you'll have an iq enough to handle it
prepare to get audited niggers
No.2641459
>>2641456we knew the plane was crashing before the plane even hit the ground lil bro we stay up to date on whats going on
No.2641460
>>2641459he is such a lil bro
No.2641461
crashing this plane…. with no survivors
No.2641462
im expecting one of them in the wreckage
No.2641464
no more free fried chicken and watermelon niggers this is MAGA country
No.2641465
toot ban this guy hes so fucking annoying
No.2641467
>>2641465if you want to turn this into some kind of nigger news site by linking cnn and posting tweets and article text i'm going to respond to it. dumbass
No.2641469
i'm spamming muttmerican news articles and they're being replied to, how could this be happening
No.2641471
>>2641470WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN KENTUCKY BETTING ON HORSES
No.2641472
>>2641466netflix was playing a commercial for this
its the most demonic thing ive seen
No.2641473
netflix has commercials?
No.2641475
tadaima~
No.2641476
>>2641473you so now you gotta pay for netflix+ or something so it's ad free (the whole point of getting netflix in the first place)
No.2641481
>>2641476i can see why jews think we're retarded cattle that only exist to be financially exploited
No.2641482
>>2641473yeah its super gay now
No.2641483
holy shit amouranth fucking jumped from a hotel room like reckful did!!!!!!
No.2641486
>>2641484have u
seen her boob
No.2641487
id rather see a really nice boob than touch a mediocre one
namsayin
No.2641488
yea i know that you are gay as fuck
No.2641489
oh so the little chud with a bad haircut and even badder attitude is from the backwoods city of kentucky
who could have guessed
No.2641490
lil bro got no job got no house but hes going on vacations and betting on horses
No.2641491
u guys really trying to keep me as horny as possible all month huh
im trying to change
im trying to improve
No.2641492
https://www.instagram.com/jnchleeinstagram just recommends me these completely normal plain gooks that could be kpop stars
No.2641493
my problem is i just don't know when to use a semi colon
No.2641494
alas; furthermore,
No.2641495
>>2641490starting to think he's a trust fund baby
got to go to college and now he just travels the world all the time without any job to finance all this
No.2641496
>>2641492cause it's thriller
No.2641498
semicolons and effect/affect i cant understand either of those so i just dont use them
No.2641499
wonder who the first white boy to eat a cashew was
No.2641501
>>2641498i feel like 80% of effect/affect usage is effect so i just roll with that one
No.2641503
affect is when it affects something
effect is when its the effect of something
No.2641505
we need a new thread!