No.2638496
i had that exact gameboy and i would let 5 billion niggers die to have one again
No.2638497
we should become smackheads
No.2638499
the best i've ever felt in my entire life was on oxycodone, and i don't even mean abusing it. just taking it as directed. i would let 5 billion niggers die for two of those pills right now
No.2638500
the thing about oxy is you very quickly go from mmm this 10 mg feels kinda good to having to cold water extract 20 pills to separate it from the acetaminophen just to get a little buzz going
No.2638501
i always think i should sell before quarterly reports but then i think what if its really good and i miss out and then the report is shit and i lose money
No.2638502
you gotta hack the system to get the quartley reports early
No.2638503
oh is it? that's the thing about it? bro i was prescribed them during the deliberate addiction era for like 7 weeks and never did that crackhead shit. do better
No.2638504
>>2638498already watched that it was pretty informative
i never took real notice of that shape
No.2638506
>>2638505i went in and showed them the vid and they confirmed this was fhe store
thats crazy that i recognized it from memory
No.2638507
its 4am
but it feels like 5am
No.2638508
have you raped any fine korean sluts yet?
No.2638509
you know what feels good? sipping booze playing wow and not having a job
No.2638510
my schedule is constant rotating by 1-3 hours every day time has no meaning to me
No.2638511
theres no way youre really playing wow every day youd get bored
No.2638513
he's autistic
No.2638514
autisties shouldnt do drugs theyre already living in an altered state
No.2638516
>>2638499going to be prescribed this drug this week!
No.2638517
dont get hooked and ruin your life lol
No.2638518
>>2638512this was no accident
No.2638519
gonna go torment some virtual brown people in tropico
No.2638520
i want a bf
No.2638524
>>2638514that would explain gleepy
No.2638525
its monday lilbro
No.2638526
>>2638525yeah and?
i got up at 4am for work and am now on break so I'm going to torment you neet niggers
No.2638527
let me tell you bros like hooooo boy kgirls are big into f1
good thing i kept watching when you retards told me to stop
No.2638528
>>2638525lets do our best this week too
No.2638529
love monday mornings i always feel purposeless and lost on my days off so its nice to be gettin back at it ya know
No.2638530
x says theres a notification but theres no notification and its driving my craycray
No.2638532
>>2638530youre gonna have to figure that one out after work
No.2638534
>>2638527f1 is a soy sport like soccer
No.2638535
>>2638532work????? work>=??!?!?!?? AHAHhahahahahahahahahah
No.2638536
people that work don't use Twitter they use reddit
they don't have time to argue with retards about made up bullshit like trans rights and why trump giving American tax payer money to Israel and Argentina is based
No.2638537
monday? more like 'sterday
No.2638538
i just lurk x
posting is scary
No.2638539
only bots use reddit man
No.2638540
>>2638534damn man cant hear you over my chats with asian girls, like what were you saying?
No.2638541
is arc raiders bussin?
No.2638543
thats not what i asked
i asked if its bussin??
No.2638544
i'm not a nigger
No.2638545
DOIN YA MOM
DOI-DOIN YA MON
No.2638548
actually it sucks but go off
No.2638549
you suck lil bro
No.2638552
based squaretard
No.2638553
Michigan lawyer says a Halloween terror plot that FBI Director Kash Patel described never existed
why do curry niggers lie about everything
everything is a scam with them
No.2638554
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
No.2638555
>>2638553are you fucking serious?
this has to be a bit
No.2638556
we are tom cruise minority report now sir
No.2638558
>>2638553knew that shit was made up the second i read that phony article
kash patty is getting desperate
No.2638559
>>2638555“Mar-a-Lago face” is a beauty trend among conservative American women marked by visible plastic surgery, heavy makeup, fake tans, and full lips. Surgeons describe it as featuring overfilled cheeks, taut skin, and an exaggerated, highly polished, and artificial appearance.
No.2638562
>modify their faces with "detectable" surgery, excessive makeup, fake tans, and "fake eyelashes, with dark smokey eyes and full lips".
literally describing demons
No.2638564
>>2638553qrd? i dont keep up with politics but this sounds funny
No.2638567
This is what happens when you let women have opinions. They say "I think everybody should be rich and there should be free kittens on every street corner!" And you go "sweetie that's not going to work" and they say "YOU'RE A NAZI"
No.2638569
>>2638567this is what happens when you let new york jews like trump run the country lil bro that put hindus in place as fbi director and molest little kids with epstein
No.2638570
memes for ants
No.2638571
binge eating and watching my 600lb life knowing im going to be that big soon
No.2638572
>>2638567thats crazy because you guys having opinions is literally the worst thing ever
i hate you people so fucking much
No.2638574
why wont anybody tell me what he lied about in the first place
No.2638575
https://www.tiktok.com/@tinnyfoiler/video/7567928802307837198crazy how the only boom boom you guys get is the boom boom you do in your pants because you wont get up to go to the bathroom
No.2638576
*stands in the middle of the cross walk*
*shoves camera in everyone's face as they walk buy*
hope a yakuza heems this incel
No.2638577
pol hours 🫤
No.2638579
>>2638557i dont watch p*rn but im guessing this is ella hollywood because i googled her once after a trans friend i had said that she was her "rolemodel" and it turns out shes some kind of depraved pedophile
im not transphobic BUT
No.2638580
right your "trans friend" suuuuure
No.2638581
bros we are chatting with some kgirl on tinder but shes pretty chub
what do we do
No.2638583
>>2638572bro you have a penis he wasn't referring to you
No.2638584
what the fuck i got a 72 on this assignment but a 100 on the midterm
No.2638586
>>2638580umm we're not allowed to have transgender friends now?
No.2638587
fuck sickos
No.2638588
>>2638547mecha is goat actually
No.2638589
>>2638522>$162toot banner
No.2638594
>>2638575takaichi needs to get her shit together and deport this gnome
No.2638595
>>2638582looks like rolled up medical gauze used for dilating trans women
No.2638596
yeah bro totally normal to get oxy for wisdom teeth removal
lmao fucking drug niggers
No.2638597
>>2638590you think i haven't watched seaman 10 times over yet??
No.2638598
jerma is so funny
No.2638600
i want to make 100's of posts a day complaining about having no games to play or stuff to watch. i cant lock in
No.2638601
theres thousands of games to play and movies to watch
No.2638602
ive never pronounced his name and i never will but if i did it would be yer(rolling)mah
No.2638603
im gonna start doing that
No.2638604
tfw no toon belly to snuggle and watch jerma with
No.2638605
think bashing my face into the pavement mightve knocked me back into deppo mode
No.2638606
>>2638519tropico is such a banger
i always try to keep my people happy and prosperous
No.2638607
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No.2638609
>>2638553kash is such a based groyper chud for this one 😂😂😂🫃🏿🫃🏽🫃🏼👍🏿👍🏿✡️
No.2638610
sometimes i call him yorma or jourma
No.2638611
does he ever call you back
No.2638613
>>2638596lil bro doesnt even know how fucking DUMB he is
wow
No.2638615
just saw a couple bad posts
No.2638616
got my fat white ass some culvers on this beautiful fall monday afternoon
No.2638617
>>2638613i'll be nice and explain why
removing wisdom teeth can be done 2 ways.
normal poor people novocane extraction with aspirin after.
expensive version get gassed asleep so they dont have to experience anything. get a few days worth of painkillers after
No.2638618
>>2638604come over bro hit me up on steam or disc
No.2638619
>>2638616happy for you brother
No.2638621
>>2638620three of the best to ever do it
No.2638622
>>2638620youve been busy traveling the northeast
No.2638623
i keep falling when i get drunk
No.2638626
>>2638623thats indicative of severe brain damage
No.2638627
drank some cough syrup then ate 711 wings and a beer in my car. alcohol activated the cough syrup more
No.2638628
spent $43 bucks in that bitch for my zyns, beer, starbucks energy drink
No.2638629
come on bro its 1 in the afternoon
No.2638631
i woke up at 9 but had to fap and pace
No.2638633
lentil soup is in the crock pot
didnt get my blood in this soup lets see how that affects the taste
No.2638634
I've been drinking since I woke up with the shakes at 5 this morning
No.2638636
lentil soup? like hippie faggots eat? lmao
No.2638638
so no nut november i can still look at porn right?
No.2638639
ugh was too lazy to do laundry now i have no clean socks…
No.2638640
we just wear sandals without socks in my country
No.2638641
>>2638636yea but its crazy cheap
No.2638642
how come we sneeze out of our mouths
when our nose itches
No.2638643
just get bread, a little bit of nice roast beef from the deli, and an artisan cheese
you'll enjoy it much more and it will cost about the same
No.2638645
>>2638644this is so edomite
No.2638646
i start work tomorrow *tired 'jak*
No.2638647
twelve packs of leftover oktoberfest beers were 75% off grabbed one for like $4
No.2638648
>>2638647HOLY FUCKING SHIT
No.2638649
beer is gross
No.2638650
"whoso has sixpence is sovereign (to the length of sixpence) over all men; commands cooks to feed him, philosophers to teach him, kings to mount guard over him,–to the length of sixpence." (Carlyle, 1831, Sartor Resatus, Bk. 1, Ch. 5)
No.2638651
>>2638647enjoy your liver cancer
No.2638653
22 hours…
No.2638654
>>2638652im a knowledge worker actually
No.2638655
ok but should we buy a laser welder? theres been a ton of buzz
No.2638656
old fashioned arc welding is still the best way to do it
No.2638657
watchin sum gay ass shit garbo movie
No.2638658
Tests confirmed that Packers TE Tucker Kraft did in fact tear his ACL as feared, per source.
oh nono no!
No.2638661
dno ugly gook
No.2638663
got some ad in the mail for some rental place and i can rent a bed for $8 a week
No.2638664
>>2638557some lore here, this was supposed to be a gangbang scene but ended up being a blowbang because his asshole was too blown out and hemorrhoid-ed
No.2638665
were the Romans really Chinese?
No.2638666
dam gaycel really is just like us normal people having sex without aids and hemorroids
No.2638667
it was kinda ridiculous how hank taking a shit was a huge plot point in breaking bad
but the most retarded thing was the poisoning of the kid off-screen
No.2638668
>>2638667watched the series like 15 times now and don't remember either of these things happening
No.2638669
President Trump on why he pardoned Binance founder: "Are you ready? I don't know who he is." "Here's the thing, I know nothing about it."
miga
No.2638670
>>2638662is that earl sweatshirt
No.2638671
tfw life is boring as shit and nothing is fun anymore
No.2638672
imagine being in the russian navy right now, safer than a civilian in Moscow in event of a tomahawk missile flying in
No.2638673
you need to find stuff to do where it feels like you might die
No.2638674
i watched every episode of breaking bad twice and the things i remember are
the plane crash
that nasty whore jane
No.2638675
>>2638671*slides you world of warcraft: midnight*
No.2638676
i remember jessy saying 'boom science'
and neither of them ever became hardened criminals it was just a lot of edging
better call saul was a giant edge session too
No.2638677
BCS was like 4 seasons of edging until saul finally jewed his asshole brother over
No.2638678
kinda like anime for white people where you get edged for 4 seasons in a rom-com then it ends with a single kiss
No.2638679
i heard jesse was supposed to die in like ep 2 or something
No.2638680
>>2638669if i was well off and had the means to i genuinely would have left america, this country is pathetic
No.2638681
how much money is well off
No.2638682
5 milly
No.2638683
unless you live in them city slicker fancy cities then 20 milly
No.2638684
idk whatever normal people with nice jobs have
also if i had the skills to do a job in some other country like the uk or germany or the netherlands
No.2638685
im thinking its time to go get some beer
No.2638686
did the math on my lentil soup, $6.06 for the whole pot
i could get it down to $5.38 if i dice my own tomato instead of canned
and $3.99 if i start using bouillon cubes instead of a jug of broth
No.2638687
maybe jessie should have died s1. walter could have partnered with tuco instead of reddit
No.2638688
you can buy a mini excavator a used truck some unregulated land and enough diesel to build for under $50k
No.2638689
https://x.com/Chimkennstars/status/1985420982216167710whores are just sitting around with their pussy out all day
No.2638690
no i cant im a broken slave that can only waddle around and do fake jobs because i spent k-12 at a daycare where you learn how to listen to stupid white women and use google
No.2638693
we should just get rid of marriage at this point its so informal all it does is waste money on divorce lawyers
No.2638694
western marriage is an IQ test where you just lose 500k if you fail. pretty cruel tbh
No.2638697
lost the parent lottery, so my life is shit
at least I 'built character' aka became bitter
look i can predict some boomer simp jumping in to say 'im complaining' with my great character skills. i also predict politicians borrowing more money until an economic collapse, probably after i make a big purchase. so glad i didnt coast through life for these skills
No.2638698
^post has huge lilbro energy
No.2638699
>>2638694the only practical marriage in the modern world is a high iq white collar business power couple where you're only together because its the most advantageous option of the prisoners dilemma and both of you would be willing to leave the other if it turned out to have higher marginal utility
everything else is a larp
No.2638700
my life is a larp
No.2638701
what about green card marriage
No.2638702
nigger
No.2638703
im an alabama brapper and i wanna be free
No.2638704
they're all poor like obama
No.2638705
wish i could split a rent payment with a 4/10
but idk whole female race is controlled by images and video from tvs and phones. wish the taliban controlled the media and banks
No.2638708
>>2638706so true gaycel the faggot only likes fat strong men that hit women and wish a man in a hugo boss suit would tell him what to do
No.2638709
no feet pics during no jack november man
No.2638710
were doing onefapaday november
No.2638713
protocols of the yungins of zion
No.2638714
what the heck is a hugo boss suit
No.2638715
why is drumpf attacking venezuela again
No.2638716
country boys make do
No.2638717
venezuela has important trade nodes and rgos
No.2638719
duh
No.2638720
>>2638590wtf hes actually doing it
No.2638721
think im gonna buy ball x pit just to feel something again
No.2638723
its crazy how much i hate women
and i really really wish i didnt but you have to be deluded to consider them human
No.2638726
maybe ill start playing pubg again
No.2638727
people under bridges gay
No.2638728
>>2638722crazy how she can walk around like this and its not problem but if i want her to become a public use meat toilet im the bad guy
No.2638729
what motherboard is the best to go with 9950x3d
No.2638731
>>2638718this is why we need more hentai of yuri couples getting broken apart by the dick
No.2638732
>>2638729asrock a527x niggerkiller edition
No.2638733
>>2638729damn those are expensive
No.2638734
>>2638725ive jacked it to cassieopia many times, shes the best titfucker on the planet but shes no more than a piece of titcow fuckmeat
No.2638735
dont get an asrock motherboard ive had nothing but trouble with that company
No.2638736
>>2638734*grabs your index fingers and starts bending them the wrong way*
take it back
No.2638737
>>2638729i heard some companys mobos has been frying a bunch x3d cpus lately but i dont remember which company so not that one
No.2638738
https://www.realpornmeets.com/amlitzers trip lines up with this
he went to the batemeet
No.2638739
>>2638733theres a new game coming out and supposedly that is the best processor for it
No.2638740
>>2638735have you considered they saw your name on the order at the amazon warehouse and gave you defective units on purpose thought you sounded like a bitch?
No.2638741
>>2638738oh no no no
am response??
No.2638742
do you think he's a green wristband kind of guy
No.2638743
doing that thing where im just sitting down and staring at a quote and admiring its brilliance
No.2638744
>>2638739what game?
hl3???
No.2638745
>>2638739i think theyre the best gaming processors on the market
i was looking at the 7800 but i need to spend my money elsewhere atm
No.2638746
hol up we missed the boobs and bimbos bate sesh?
No.2638747
latino economies work with circular failed liberalism and stagnant command economies
No.2638748
i heard its latine now
No.2638749
i NEED a gunblade
No.2638750
>>2638739your mind is so brapped
you're cooked
completely chopped
it's so over
No.2638752
i NEED a beyblade
No.2638753
+1
let it rip!!!
No.2638758
seriously tho
why do all somalis look like that its like its own unmistakable nigger subspecies
No.2638759
>>2638751*wheeze* aint no way
No.2638761
>>2638758its cause theyre not bantu
No.2638762
anyone have $1349.00 i can hold real quick
No.2638763
buy high sell low as i always say
No.2638765
people do stupid shit like play world of warcraft, watch day time television, and smoke crack because they arent allowed the pleasure of working
No.2638766
>>2638764the special offer is about to end man act fast
No.2638767
i hate my job and commute so much i want to die
No.2638768
you should invest in a sleeping bag and just sleep under your desk at the office
No.2638771
i fuckin love drinking beer. i will never stop
No.2638776
you're telling me for 40 years i could have been fucking midna and rouge the bat every day?
No.2638777
reality is getting crazier every day
No.2638779
humans have evolved to fuck midna fertility goddess sex dolls
No.2638780
this meijer sushi came with a mikes hot honey -extra hot- packet
its real tasty
No.2638781
who the fuck is mike
No.2638782
hot sauce on sushi?
god i hate niggers
No.2638783
Blood is the fuel that is consumed by the metaphysical flame of destiny.
No.2638784
remember remember some date in november
No.2638785
let me get it extra icy
No.2638786
fuck authentic sushi that shits lame
yet another thing us americans stole and improved 1000%
No.2638789
>>2638787*plants a widow mine under your computer chair*
No.2638790
whats a widow mine
No.2638791
*seinfeld voice*
i mean whats the deal with widow mines
ive never seen a married mine!
No.2638794
>>2638793this guy is so cooked
its over
No.2638795
>>2638792when will she unleash her nipples?
No.2638796
>>2638765carlyle said sum'n on dis
No.2638797
>>2638764its evil that this is only $800
No.2638799
im too depressed to get a sex doll that needs to be maintained
No.2638800
what if maintaining it gives you the structure you're missing in life
No.2638801
>>2638795unfortunately probably never or way too late
i still maintain that every egirl should do crazy nasty full nude+sex tapes privately while theyre still in their physical prime and hold them to be released later down the line
when your body is your entire means of revenue generation you gotta preserve it any way you can
No.2638804
>>2638799+1
i bet fleshlights feel amazing but im not about to wash my cum out of a fuckhole after every damn jo sesh
No.2638805
we should get gay married in wow and have a wow mansion when housing drops
No.2638807
wish jerma was live right now
No.2638808
wish 'smon was live right now
No.2638809
i ever start a fight
but i will always finish them
No.2638810
jerma died???
No.2638812
every wow marriage is a gay marriage
No.2638817
oh fuck
No.2638819
>>2638818look at that boob meat
No.2638820
ayo cracka
No.2638823
hol up we got dem boys on monday night football tonight!
No.2638824
>>2638822why is that guy dating a child
No.2638827
humanity seems to have taken a wrong turn when we decided eugenics was yucky
No.2638828
who just fucking swatted me
No.2638829
hehe
No.2638832
ill start watching when she puts back on the weight
No.2638833
>>2638824gaycel became pedocel……
No.2638834
always was
No.2638835
>>2638831holy shit its bolly wonkers
No.2638837
i thought you posted her because she was a big eceleb but she has 150 viewers
No.2638839
that gratuitous 20minute fight scene in the middle of the movie was kind of crazy
No.2638840
>>2638838its the weakest of the john carpenter flicks ive seen so far
prince of darkness (1987) and the thing (1982) were awesome
No.2638841
what if instead it was prince of dankness and the weed
No.2638842
150 viewers is a lot….
No.2638843
they live is great
now big trouble in little china sucked ass
No.2638844
>>2638842no it isnt sickzii
No.2638845
if you really think about viewer nubmers its kinda wild
like im just one person and there are 150 of me just sitting there watching some dumb girl talk about dumb shit
No.2638847
hold on bro you're watching these whores unmuted?
No.2638849
you have no idea what a butterface is man
No.2638851
>>2638850is this body achievable natty
No.2638854
>>2638848need a well fed italian wife like this
No.2638855
>>2638854you are the nasty one
No.2638856
>>2638855????
thats what a normal woman looks like
No.2638858
what ever happened to that randy newman fella he used to put out some real bangers
No.2638859
B^U
No.2638860
fattest i ever been. went past just exercise and eat smart for a month or two to where it take like 7 months and im not dieting that long
No.2638861
just sneezed
No.2638862
if you passively burn 2k calories a day and a pound of fat is 3.5k calories then in 7 months you can lose 367lbs of fat just by doing nothing but not eating
No.2638864
back from the liquor store and there was this really cute adult human born a female of age consenting woman working there and i was really awkward because i went in and my eyes had been blasted by the sun so i couldnt see her sitting in the corner so i was just sitting at the entrance of the store wondering where the employee was
then i asked her if they had the bogo in the liquor store or the main store and when i went to get the ad to show her it wasnt even in the ad
so i just went to the beer section and stared at it trying to find it for a minute and it wasnt there
No.2638865
>>2638864you need to get jacked and a sick face scar
No.2638866
>>2638862whats the longest you've went without eating?
me 4 days. after 2 days you get sleepy, throat get parched but water doesnt fix it, maybe its a salt thing. gets hard to think
No.2638867
you gotta still electrolyze
No.2638868
yeah im just gonna say it
women cant be gamers
No.2638869
>>2638868what about sasha "scarlett" hostyn
No.2638871
>>2638868what about emiru she humiliated every other warrior in onlyfangs
No.2638872
and so the beetejuice fanta saga ends in tragedy…
No.2638873
it took mom daily soda for 40 years to get diabetes
No.2638874
>>2638816neither
get a rigid wet vac
if you absolutely need battery get Milwaukee or dewault
Milwaukee for 99% of trades
DeWault if you only do carpentry
No.2638875
>>2638869>>2638871gamer status: denied
No.2638876
even just eating 1k calories, i think every one just does that in one meal. since that one meal just pisses you off and makes you more hungry. you feel kinda light headed like you didnt get enough sleep
like im yeah im a fat fuck that just needs to not put food in my mouth but 1 - im fat from being a drunk and 2 - you can't cold turkey food. you do that half dose of food eventually you snap, its easier to just not eat period but you only can get a day or 2 doing that
No.2638877
>>2638873my vision gets real blurry and my arms and hands are all tingly if I don't drink enough
No.2638878
>>2638874this is a makita comm
No.2638879
>>2638878some people here actually work
No.2638880
>>2638876you should start smoking you know nicotine is an appetite suppressant
No.2638881
>>2638874what does rigid mean in this context
No.2638882
*sips piss*
No.2638883
you guys gotta stop doing drugs
No.2638884
hol up we got some monday night nigger collide featuring dak and dem boyz?
No.2638885
>>2638879the hardest working guys i know all use ryobi and return it after the jobs done
No.2638886
>>2638881its a brand name dumbass
No.2638887
>>2638880yeah i used nicotine and caffeine when im fasting. fast friday,sat, most of sun then got drunk and ate something. hungover now had a tall boy earlier….gonna drink a 2nd
No.2638888
pros uses milwaukee or dewalt
No.2638889
who cares what stupid laborers use whats the brand of choice for artisans?
No.2638890
i lift weights and run during the week so that i can get drunk and eat whatever the fuck on the weekends
its a decent system
No.2638891
>>2638889festool if you don't do actual work
No.2638892
>>2638890i used to this but then it turned to drinking every night and not going to the gym
No.2638893
i thought the point of going to the gym was to drink every night
No.2638894
>>2638892ive kept it up for this whole year so far
No.2638895
tadaima~
No.2638897
posting with literal retards that
1 go to gym to wear out ticker (limited heart beats)
2 voluntarily drink liver cancer poison
genious
No.2638898
are grocery prices cheaper yet
No.2638899
literally no
functionally yes (inflation)
No.2638900
wish that ai generated robot horse motorcycle was real and you could buy it
No.2638901
>>2638894i made it like 9 years
No.2638902
how do people get fat
No.2638903
>>2638886how was i supposed to know that im looking at some random ass chinese vacuum
No.2638907
sick of balatro gotta find a new game
No.2638908
cecil rhodes was a cool guy
No.2638909
>>2638902bro a cheesy bean and rice burrito is 420 calories it only takes 7 of them a day to get to 3000 cals and any adult male can put down 3 of those in a meal
No.2638910
who is eating 7 burritos a day
No.2638911
*points*
him
No.2638912
me
No.2638913
mexicans
fat unemployed alcoholics with grey hair
No.2638914
when i was at my fattest i was 235lbs and i was eating fast food and drinking 12 beers a day
then when i stopped eating fast food and swapped to vodka i went down to 200 in about 2 months
now im at 180 on the cns diet (chip'n'sip)
No.2638915
235 is literally normal adult male weight if you're not a midget
No.2638916
back when chipotles were six bucks and i went to the gym everyday i could sit down and eat two of them and was a twiggy 160lbs
No.2638918
>>2638910well obviously you're going to switch it up, like 3 sausage egg n cheese mcmuffin breakfast, 3 cheesy bean and rice burrito lunch, and 3 slices of cheesecake for dinner
also might as well add some sour cream and avocado to the burritos while you're at it you fat fuck
No.2638919
its more like the sip and chip diet because i dont start chippin until i start sippin
No.2638920
>>2638918damn thats pushing 4000 cals
No.2638921
taco taco burrito muy bueno
No.2638922
i need to slop
i need to drink beer
BUT I CAN'T DO EITHER OF THOSE WITHOUT FUCKING MONEY!!!!!
No.2638923
all this burrito talk got me lookin on kick dot com for some caliente booty
No.2638925
>>2638922ill give you $50 to suck my cock and swallow my cum
No.2638926
is it true the average iq of ancient athens was 130
No.2638927
>>2638922bro you can get a handle of vodka for 11 bucks!
No.2638928
>>2638924looks worse than dominos nigga
No.2638929
yes but only cause i will soon invent time travel to go back and visit there briefly and bring up their iq by like 40pts
No.2638930
no athens was full of slaves and women
No.2638931
>>2638930so closer to 140 then?
No.2638932
>>2638914>>2638919>>2638924you are 75 IQ man, fuck off to a daycare
No.2638933
weren't the athenians the rape guys
No.2638934
athens still exists
No.2638936
>>2638933the founders of rome gripped up and raped the sabine women. they might be the rapists you are thinking of
No.2638938
the city of rome probably made that shit up and were bunch of jews buys and selling
No.2638940
>>2638938im not 100% on this but that was an atrocity and not a good look on them and was probably recorded by the greeks because they were around and writing shit down
No.2638941
romans = cool
gnomes = meh
No.2638943
Rome aka ancient china aka 大秦 (Dàqín)
No.2638944
hmm i'm an autistic loser doomed to work at wal-shart. how should i improve my standing in life? oh i know, become a faggot too!
No.2638945
>>2638940no that is their self proclaimed founding myth. some dudes from troy were raised by sucking wolf tits, then formed a tribe of all men that mass abducted another tribes woman. they were so taken in with them they begged their fathers not to kill their husbands and founded rome from the two tribes
i can tell you for sure none of that shit is believable and roving rape nomads dont really found rich trade cities
No.2638946
so you really want us to believe that you only consume potato chips and cheap vodka and somehow arent deathly ill
No.2638948
i need that money
No.2638949
>>2638945those are 2 different things. thats why i didnt mention.
youre so performative
No.2638950
we require proof
post pics of the chips and sips
No.2638951
everything is 1 hour off!
No.2638953
so excited to try out this horseradish mustard i bought today
No.2638955
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
Every single person who voted for Trump is a piece of shit
No.2638957
i mentally voted for him
No.2638958
just chopped up a bunch of onions my eyes be like 😭😂😵
No.2638959
>>2638956this would never work in america
niggers would smash the screen and rip the PokeBall off
No.2638960
😵
this is so pad coded
No.2638961
>>2638952damn gleep and gay weed are gonna love this one
No.2638962
gleep said he loves the little gator
No.2638963
how do restaurant cooks deal with chopping a million onions every day
is there a technique or is it just lock the f in ignore the tears
No.2638965
order them prechopped from sysco and serve to fat americans at 3x price
No.2638966
https://www.twitch.tv/arcadexangelnice gamer gf for zii
same phenotype/facial features and interests
No.2638967
she is so ziicoded
No.2638968
shes a dyke silly
No.2638969
i think girls just say that to try to minimize internet s*xpests
No.2638971
oh shes a nasty only fans whore
No.2638975
i linked that porn vid the other day and not a single person replied to me
No.2638976
>>2638970weimar republic shit
dystopian as fuck this is mainstream
culling needs to happen
No.2638978
>>2638977Friendly reminder that these are for online orders only. -sincerely a tired employee who doesn’t want another angry customer because we won’t accept just a code in store
No.2638980
they call me the makita user
No.2638981
for one nasty ass subway sandwich i can make a whole crock pot full of soup and have enough left over for a donut
No.2638982
them jeets dont do my sub right if im not in person
No.2638983
for one trump subway sub i could have 20 biden big macs
No.2638984
for one nasty ass subway sandwich i can tip some nasty whore to shake her ass on kick
No.2638985
>>2638975i watched some of it but idk what to say
No.2638986
>>2638975well im not gonna click a porno link
but you bet your ass im gonna click an asmongold vid
No.2638989
>>2638988thats what people who dont cook do to try to cook
No.2638991
those were prob just people misclicking things when ordering
No.2638993
one hunny
one wegwuh
No.2638994
fomoing on this subway
No.2638995
damn i miss pad
No.2638997
think i might buy an anvil
No.2638998
better not get a cheap harbor freight anvil boy
No.2638999
ishygadydidatty used to be the pinnacle of memeing
No.2639000
you people say the wildest shit
No.2639001
>>2638997head your shoeless nigger ass over to ironforge man!
No.2639003
could people shoes be shoed with horse shoes to last longer
No.2639004
yeah they call them taps or hobnails
No.2639007
chuds are so foolish when u think about it 🤔🤔🤔🤓🤔🤔
No.2639008
>>2639006hope this never happens to me…
No.2639009
>>2639004youre like a bad ai. i mean those things exist and youre right about them being examples of metal on the bottom of a shoe…
No.2639012
>>2639009your just bad at asking questions (aka stupid)
No.2639013
>>2639012it's "you're" esl retard
No.2639014
mine?
No.2639015
i was referring to you confidently plowing through with an answer despite limited knowledge.
No.2639016
i was dumbing down my answer to match your stupid question
No.2639018
(hes so dumb he thinks im the question asker)
No.2639019
im??
No.2639020
i googled this chaturbate girls name and since it had lolita in the username google said i was tryign to look for child porn
No.2639021
>>2639020toot do something
No.2639022
fuck sickos
No.2639023
but then i changed the search from chaturbate to webcam and it was just fine with it
No.2639024
alive cis gender of age
No.2639025
human
No.2639026
>>2639006this would go so hard if it wasnt actually the dem's fault the govt is shut down
No.2639028
>>2639005*kills the guy that posted this*
No.2639029
>>2639020it's over you're literally gooked
No.2639032
god made man in his image and god clearly says that thin small-breasted women are the unevolved lesser state of the female race as he clearly designed them to fatten up and develop d cup tits after you impregnate them (thus performing you duty to god and being rewarded with a cow-wife). if you dont like this you can just kill yourself or end up like tinny endlessly wandering the streets of seoul lusting after undeveloped asian women
No.2639033
proportionately cowbreasts are actually very small compared to their body mass
No.2639035
im geeked up
No.2639036
>>2639034this girl is so gooked out of her mind she has no idea
No.2639037
are you guys seeing the cowboys helmets?
this is so crazy
No.2639038
americas team bro
No.2639039
Arizona Cardinals vs. Dallas Cowboys
https://baked.live/tv/wid No.2639040
what if cowboys had to fight cardinals irl fr
No.2639041
yeaaaaaaah here we go *gets sacked on 4th and goal*
No.2639042
what if dem boyz gave a giant contract to some dumb nigger qb who cant win
No.2639043
>>2639034she needs white people eye surgery
No.2639044
lasik?
No.2639045
>>2639044a top eyelid wrinkle
No.2639046
i heard the popular eye surgery now is making your lower eyelid fat and puffy
No.2639047
i see that 1 plastic instagram ghoul someone posts here.
No.2639050
shes speaking english she aint gooked at all niggy
No.2639052
are we actually expected to know how we are or is that just a norm thing
No.2639054
>>2639053not gonna have an opinion on this til the smon drops
No.2639056
yeaaaa here we gooooo
*throws an easy pick*
No.2639057
drugs should really only be used by people with high iqs theyre the only ones who can use them responsibly in a society of 130iq people you could probably have legal heroin and cocaine without it becoming a problem
No.2639060
damn we should buy black ops 7
No.2639061
im never buying a new $60+ video game ever again
No.2639064
call of duty is great for about 30 hours of gameplay
No.2639066
>>2639063we're only cool with cunnychads here, not faggot pedophiles
No.2639067
>>2639066theres no pedophilia in that image
No.2639069
why is the male the older faggot is grooming the size of a grade schooler
No.2639070
>>2639069angel is just small
No.2639071
i dunno but someone here really likes that weird shit
No.2639072
>>2639070trump is going to put you in a camp and let us shoot you in the head
No.2639073
apparently you cant play the old cod multiplayer games because people are hacking in it and can turn the fan in your graphics card off
No.2639074
fuck sickos
No.2639075
dem boys d better not let that n-word knight score a tuddy
No.2639077
lentil soup came out good
No.2639078
im a grown ass man playing a game named ball x pit
No.2639079
gleeps negro is outperforming both my negroes aint no way
No.2639081
and in 5 hours its time for a beer x drink
No.2639082
im watching netflix with commercials and they have chatgpt google tell me how i am feeling commercials
No.2639083
>>2639057im one of these guys
No.2639085
>>2639082huh is that right (what the fuck does this mean)
No.2639086
oh no no no cowshits!
No.2639087
dem boysbros…
No.2639090
at some subway, jeets didnt fuck up my sub this time
No.2639092
gross
No.2639093
WE
DEM
BOYS
No.2639094
yeaaaaaa here we go *scores fewer points on offense than the defense*
No.2639095
he blocked that punt with his face lol
No.2639096
theres no way one can take an honest survey of society and not side with the ultra rich tech fascists in that secession and a hard reboot with lots of eugenics is the only possible solution