No.2637895
kys gaycell
No.2637896
gaycels we run this board
No.2637897
fuck sickos
No.2637898
in the immortal words of sonic the hedgehog your too slow!!
No.2637899
my what is too slow
No.2637900
you're brain
No.2637901
kinda crazy that norms get to go to bed with the love of their life every night and im just over here a kissless hugless handholdless virgin thats never shared a bed with someone lol
No.2637902
lol
No.2637904
thats it
today is the day
im buying climbing shoes and turning my life around
No.2637905
>>2637901so i dont end up like this loser
No.2637906
climbing is so lame
get a bicycle
No.2637909
zii free climbing the alps stream when
No.2637911
europeans are so dumb and stupid and pointless
No.2637912
>>2637904just go to the climbing gym and they will lend you climbing shoes there, go there at least 3 times to see if you'll like it. only after that get climbing shoes
No.2637913
>>2637911word asians are the best…
No.2637914
the rental shoes are really not very good
No.2637917
>>2637914i know, but theyre good enough to try climbing first.
first few times he wont even have strength to climb for long or go for hard routes so he wont even need proper shoes
No.2637919
hes cooked and so over before he even touched the wall…
No.2637921
climbers be like yeah let me borrow some dumb shoes to climb this indoor wall 🙄
No.2637922
honey wheres my sissy hypno
No.2637923
climbers be like hol up let me pay 200 a month to climb on a fake rock wall when theres real rock walls i can climb outside for free
No.2637929
temu obamna
No.2637930
>>2637927america is actually cooked
No.2637935
sometimes i remember diablo 2 and im like damn what a game
No.2637936
the giants are cooked fr
No.2637938
i’m so chopped
No.2637941
jews are so cool ain’t that right gleep
No.2637942
you guys watch the gayest video makers
No.2637943
*makes a video*
No.2637946
just napped until 3 in the afternoon
No.2637947
>>2637945jack cayless is pretty funny i dont really find his art to be that hot though
No.2637950
>>2637901i shared a bed with my parents until i was like 14
No.2637952
i was on mom milk until 8
No.2637954
>>2637948just try 'n' get up under me ribs so me womb can feel my heart beatin'.
wow
No.2637955
>>2637953hate these little freaks
No.2637956
>>2637952do you have memories of sucking on your moms tits
No.2637957
https://x.com/OliviaNelkecrazy how literally any 6/10 can become a millionaire
No.2637959
yeah i'd sell plasma to get to smell her ass
No.2637960
damn i forgot how funny yoda was in the original trilogy
No.2637962
gleep is my yoda that guides me through life
No.2637963
>>2637961that is too much rice
No.2637964
gleep told me theres no such thing as too much rice
No.2637967
why tf do rome odunze and jamarr chase have no fantasy points in a high scoring shootout wtf is going on
No.2637969
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY NIGGERS IS UNDERPERFORMING
No.2637970
the lion does not concern himself with expiration date
No.2637971
i thought the colts were supposed to be good
No.2637972
the lions dont seem to be concerning themselves with the viqueens either
No.2637974
hmm *thinks*
No.2637975
good guy nintendo keeping pure kino affordable
No.2637977
the canadians took over mit???
No.2637979
its 4pm but it definitely feels more like 5pm
No.2637981
>>2637976my boy am is wicked smaht
No.2637982
should be a comma after
bowel erosion, dysentery
No.2637983
i would wander into mit with a mop and pretend i was the janitor
you know like that matt damon movie
No.2637984
im just gonna say it i think people are way overblowing how much rest a pitcher needs
No.2637987
im just stocking up on this tyson frozen chicken whenever it goes on sale its like restaurant quality food right out of the air fryer
No.2637989
>>2637986how the fuck are you supposed to degrease that?!
No.2637990
>>2637984theyre paced for the sake of a 162 game season it makes no sense to risk blowing a pitches arm out to win a few more regular season games
No.2637991
>>2637988this sounds like shit man
No.2637992
>>2637990yea for the regular season heavy load triple header back to backs it makes sense but in the world series?
your best pitcher should be able to play atleast every other game how is that not standard
No.2637994
crazy how were actually a baseball comm
No.2637996
>>2637992thats how they do it in the japanese highschool tournament
they put their best pitcher out for basically every opportunity and let him throw 200 pitches
No.2637997
are there little protoss guys inside the carrier interceptors or are they supposed to be drones
No.2637998
flacco is going nuts with higgies today
No.2638001
*rolls eyes*
No.2638003
turn on red zone and theyre like aw hell naw toot got the ball
No.2638004
>bungles
oh onno o nonononononoo!
No.2638005
WE DEM BEARS
No.2638006
bad week for my n-words
No.2638008
*begins burger contemplation*
No.2638009
think about the juicy meat..
that gooey cheese…
the crisp onion and lettuce…
the soft pillowy buns…
No.2638011
32 bucks for 3 bands isnt that bad
No.2638013
that jeet is hitting up the braphog
No.2638014
4 bands
No.2638017
its also like 1/4 mile away from you on the same street. i found a show that close to your current location
No.2638019
>>2638016your talking about the girls in the back near the columns right
No.2638021
*flies all the way to gookland to camp outside of a mcdonalds filming people*
No.2638023
>>2638019nah im talking about the 300 lbs braphog
im desperate man
No.2638027
yall failed me
No.2638028
dave and busters has half off games today but i have so much to do……… that i havent even started……….
No.2638029
you did that yourself
No.2638031
i remember playing the dave and busters power hour… i liked the turret defense game where you had like the vr helmet thing
No.2638033
>>2638030do you feel smarter after visiting all those colleges
No.2638035
>>2638034i really liked brad dourif in the movie wiseblood (hes wormtongue)
No.2638036
>>2638034damn i look like if you mixed those two together
No.2638037
>>2638032but evil labubu, think of how nice it would feel if i did that
after i have everything done
No.2638038
bros get on skyrim
No.2638039
modded skyrim?
No.2638041
i think tonight im gonna play some wow
eat some chips
and drink some liquor
No.2638043
im getting close to jo crystal craigslist age
No.2638048
>>2638042that nigga is 38??
No.2638049
holy shit he did it
No.2638050
>>2638047this is so progressive
dare i say transgressive
No.2638051
mylife is a fucking joke
No.2638054
>>2638052more like there will be mid
No.2638055
>>2637992professional pitching is extremely taxing on the elbow, because of the different grips and motions they use for the pitches
like a relief pitcher that throws two pitch types fastballs + offspeed can throw 5x a week no problem, but a guy like yamamoto has 6 different pitch types he throws all with unique grips and slight differences in overhand angle that is torture on the elbow and can easily lead to a UCL tear on short rest
its a big deal
youre welcome for the late reply
No.2638056
>>2638053lookin good gleep
No.2638057
>>2638053love the freeway cola gleep lookin good
No.2638058
i want a bf
No.2638060
has it been 10 minutes yet
No.2638061
saw a multicolored dog that was like 4 different colors by the washington monument
do ameritards really
No.2638062
here we go
No.2638063
holy fuck that guy kicked a 68 yard field goal!
No.2638064
>>2638059wigs look pretty good nowadays
No.2638065
>>2638060YES ITS STARTING GET IN!!!
No.2638067
>>2638066elaine is such a hater
No.2638068
she has a nice skull 😂
No.2638069
hello you absolute legends
No.2638071
jerma is so funny
No.2638072
>>2638059he has a good skull shape and body he should just shave I would kill for genetics like that I genetically have a large frame and my head has a slight divet in it in the middle front where from where my brother hit me in the head with a bat when I was a kid
No.2638073
come get ps with me
No.2638075
No.2638076
ugh was going to make a post but i made an empty one by accident and now im just too embarrassed to continue
No.2638078
nobody would have known if you didnt just expose yourself like that
No.2638079
what are the best pork rind crumbs for a keto meatloaf
No.2638080
toon lets become oil men
No.2638081
you're not doing anything with toon you raggedy bitch
No.2638082
ive never met my dad
No.2638083
i have
No.2638084
>>2638082YOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIGGAAA
No.2638085
does anyone know what guy fieris hair style is called
i want to get it but would like to just ask for it by name because asking for the "guy fieri" haircut would be too embarassing
No.2638086
just bring in a picture
No.2638087
>>2638085frosted tips dumbfuck niggertard
No.2638088
my neopussy is funking up my room i gotta open a window
No.2638090
Guy Fieri's signature haircut is a bleach-blonde, spiky style featuring frosted tips that are heavily gelled into gravity-defying, upward-pointing spikes.
This bold, high-maintenance look originated accidentally during a salon visit in the early 2000s, where a stylist suggested bleaching the tips, leading to the iconic frosted effect that Fieri has maintained ever since.
It's often described as a "platinum crop" or "blond spikes," achieved through bleaching the hair ends white-blonde, followed by blow-drying and liberal application of styling gel for volume and hold.
Without the gel and spikes, Fieri's natural hair appears much flatter and more subdued, making the styled version a defining element of his flamboyant persona.
No.2638092
>>2638089jus buy your own ground beef and make your own burgs at home
No.2638093
>>2638091im looking at mine right now
No.2638094
>>2638092oh so I could buy ground beef, buns, cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayo, onions, pickles, salt, and pepper all for less than $2? fuck off idiot
No.2638095
i know you guys are planning to rape me
it wont work
No.2638097
what if i just cook all this sausage at once then freeze the stuff i dont need now for later
No.2638098
can men wear polka dots
No.2638100
>>2638094dont forget the prep time (our time is highly valued)
No.2638101
gays give a whole new meaning to prep time
No.2638104
>>2638102this is keto if he loses the shells
No.2638109
maybe he shoulda just let cheeky lil bible boy bless the well
No.2638110
lets do the church clap
No.2638111
how can she slap
No.2638113
gleepdawg how come theres enough oil to make like big underground oceans of oil even though its just supposed to be dinosaur bones and stuff theres no way theres enough dinosaur bones in one location for all that oil
No.2638114
dinosaurs were pretty big
No.2638117
the future is all about not living in cities
No.2638118
*lives in a college town*
No.2638119
ok but what if you need a hospital
No.2638120
why am i watching a movie when i could be out drinking
oh yeah its a school night
No.2638121
i couldnt handle big city life
the noise
the brown people
the hustle and of course the bustle
No.2638122
the hustle is okay but hoooo boy the bustle
No.2638123
we got overtime
No.2638124
>>2638113heard that oil is mostly from dead plants and not dinosaurs
No.2638125
>>2638113i think its the entire forest and not just the 'saurs
No.2638126
oil isnt real it doesnt make any sense it must be aliens
No.2638128
you guys dont understand how large dinosuars actually were
those boys were HUGE i tell you HUGE
No.2638132
the daniel day lewis character in this is literally me
No.2638133
finna drop the 500mb hundobomb cuzza that guy
No.2638134
oh no no no queefs
No.2638135
oh no no no chiefsbrothers
No.2638136
these…….people
No.2638138
what's the max these days? 40mb?
No.2638139
toot let me drop a fat ass 100mb file real quick
No.2638140
oh no no no dem bills fuckin suck
No.2638141
OH NO NO NO
No.2638142
i have an audition tomorrow
No.2638143
and you know i stay litty
No.2638144
LAST GAME STANDING IM GONNA MISS A PLAY
No.2638145
yeaaaaaaaaa we dem bills
No.2638146
muttholmes literally threw that game
No.2638147
hol' up we dem raiderz
No.2638149
oh no no no n genigger smith fuckin sucks!
No.2638150
>>2638148how does that make sense
No.2638152
you're retarded if you don't hate moids
No.2638153
>>2638150they make up yaoi manwha bl twinks
No.2638154
wish there was still online games i could yell nigger in
No.2638157
why would you play csgo2 when valorant exists
No.2638159
because valorant sucks ass and is for league babies and you have to install kernel level anticheat riotshit on your computer and theyll ban you for saying nigger
No.2638161
bombaclat
No.2638163
ok i think i'm buying a corolla
No.2638164
wish redditors didnt ruin dressing like an oilman
No.2638168
>>2638166yes
and reddit took this from us
No.2638169
do corollas have ipads in the dashboard and all that shit
No.2638170
>>2638167damn thats so new
No.2638171
yeah that seems to be pretty standard for newer models
No.2638172
lil bro is going to tell us about how he doesnt like how computerized cars have become again
No.2638173
honey butter and biscuits for brekky
No.2638176
>>2638174hes just liek us
No.2638177
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No.2638178
i hate micros
No.2638179
>>2638173faggots do be wining a lot
No.2638180
im gonna get a cardigan like that but with an even bigger collar
No.2638182
shaving your own head seems hard
No.2638183
went to bed brapping
woke up brapping
science cant explain that
No.2638185
Matt LaFleur says Tucker Kraft suffered a serious knee injury and it doesn’t look good.
oh no non o!
No.2638186
oh mein gott zees is ein cave full of bluntsmoken!
No.2638189
The interior mansion scenes were filmed at the Greystone Mansion in Beverly Hills, the former real-life home of Edward Doheny Jr., a gift from his father, Edward Doheny
neat
No.2638190
>>2638188these people are demons in skin suits we need to rise up
No.2638191
>>2638189was it for a porno or..
No.2638193
miss miko finally got her golden magikarp :)
No.2638195
mastapiece
No.2638196
there wasnt any blood in that movie despite the title
No.2638197
>>2638184just a reminder that tom would do some schizophrenic retard psycho mental hospital shit like engineer a device to decapitate these two cats while they just sit there and smoke weed and normie retards will clap along and cheer and be like omg those innocent cats deserved to be murdered and tortured
No.2638198
i meant jerry not tom
jerry would do some schizo psycho retard sit
No.2638199
ive beeen gookin all day for sunday night!
No.2638200
cooking on the lords day is forbidden im pretty sure
No.2638202
>>2638201lookin good gleep
No.2638203
blows my mind we got niggas scamming theyselves
No.2638204
>>2638201mindbrapped
youre so cooked
its over
>>2638203theyre so cooked
its over
No.2638207
*hops on ffxiv*
No.2638209
still fight and i dont know whyyy
No.2638210
>>2638209honk up then nigga you know what it is zip that shit up or get it flipped boy
No.2638211
this sunday night football game is gonna suck!
thankfully tomorrow night we got dak and dem boys
No.2638213
life is like a niggerrrr here in
old nigs
No.2638215
his brain is so cooked
No.2638217
im so zonked
its skibidi
No.2638218
did you guys watch the brutalist it kind of stunk
tried way too hard to be a there will be blood
No.2638220
i haven't watched there will be blood so..
No.2638221
>>2638218looked like midwit bait so i skipped
No.2638223
midwit bait what is wrong with you guys
too much dang internet use i tell ya
No.2638225
gookland is truly a hivemind
No.2638226
>>2638222i can't even imagien having $4720.85 in my bank account
No.2638227
starting to become good acquaintances with all the employees of the tobacco/weed shop right across the street
No.2638231
holy gaj!!!
No.2638232
im the type of guy that leaves stains on the rugs
No.2638234
gleepdawg are we moving to greater idaho
No.2638235
The only Brown "people" that can handle a lot of spice are the ones with brain defects or foetal alcohol syndrome, which is most of them, because their pain and inhibition units are out of whack. If you manage to find a Brown "person" without brain damage (an absolute rarity) you'll find they cannot handle spice any more than an actual human can.
No.2638237
>>2638230a wand? that's gay
No.2638238
lil timmy is pressed as hell he cant handle a little bit of that caliente caliente
No.2638239
all i know is that the people always doing those super spicy giga death sauce scoville level 10 gorillan challenges are white
No.2638240
yeah cus that shit is only a challange to whiteys thats just everyday life for the rest of us
No.2638241
nerding out over hot sauce is weird corny white people shit stop being so pon and thinking otherwise
No.2638242
white people are so cringe for real no wonder pando doesnt come here anymore probably got tired of reading your cringe shit ong
No.2638243
pando is recovering from her transition
No.2638244
pando is a faggot
No.2638250
>>2638245i should start keeping holy water around you never know when you might need it
does holy water have an expiration date?
No.2638251
https://kick.com/lunatixr damn this bitch is sexy as fuck cant really place her accent but i wouldnt mind getting all up in that coochie
No.2638254
>>2638250it doesn't expire
No.2638255
>>2638252aint no way lmao
No.2638256
can you drink holy water?
No.2638258
probably depends if youre possessed or not
No.2638259
>>2638252im fucking in man
No.2638260
asmon is the only thing keeping my life together
No.2638261
hol up dsp needs my support on kick?
No.2638262
what is the largest vessel or amount of water that can be converted holy at one time
No.2638263
>>2638260that's why we need to kill you
No.2638264
>>2638261yea man cmon support has been slow you need to rally to get the momentum going!!
No.2638265
should we watch sh0eonhead
No.2638267
what if the pope just made the entire ocean holy
No.2638268
>>2638261>>2638264DSPGamingREAL
10.9K followers
Last live 2 hours ago
No.2638269
>>2638262lots of churches will have a 5 gallon holy water dispenser you can fill your own little bottle from id imagine they bless it all at once so at least 5 gallons
but who knows if its the good stuff it could get diluted
No.2638270
>>2638269thats not the real stuff
No.2638272
gay nigga stanley
No.2638273
is there no proscription from selling holy water seems a bit dubious to me
No.2638274
all water is holy since God created it retards
No.2638275
actually the demiurge created it
retard
No.2638277
>>2638276if asmongold was in the thumbnail of this i would be so in
No.2638279
i need that money
No.2638282
>>2638281this teach is so chopped bruh
No.2638284
>>2638271dont tell me you actually watch that retard
No.2638285
im not cooked nor am i chopped and its not over
No.2638287
among us
the war among us
No.2638289
Why Are 42 Million Americans Relying On SNAP Benefits?
No.2638290
>>2638289kill yourself man
No.2638291
well why are they?
No.2638292
>>2638288ai has blessed us with beautiful art of sipper i ask for nothing more
No.2638294
>>2638291probably because of the demonic uberelite class of unimaginably wealthy people siphoning the resources out of our economy just to line their pockets with endless generational wealth
No.2638296
just scryed the future
im drinking rum tonight
No.2638297
i rerolled my tauren to a zandalari im just not a tauren
No.2638299
>>2638297you need to be milked
No.2638300
fuck my life *hops on reddit* AND MAYBE I SHOULD JUST DRINK TOO
No.2638301
>>2638300its no sip november man
No.2638302
ITS NEED SIP NOVEMBER YOU STUPID NIGGER
No.2638304
hol up
jerk dick november?
No.2638305
do i crack a pabst or do i open the liquor cabinet
No.2638306
I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE
No.2638307
:/
No.2638308
ok is it really that hard to make some fanfics for foids involving animals
No.2638309
the only thing really hard here is MY COCK
No.2638311
>>2638310*deep inhale*
I""""""""MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFUCKKKIIIIIIINgIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2638312
lets get some support going guys come on
No.2638313
someone with a youtube account tell phil hes chopped
No.2638314
i need to save money for going out to the bar or else i would add some momentum to this stream rn
No.2638315
*drops a hundo bomb*
phil youre chopped and cooked
No.2638316
seriously bro supporting the stream is way more important than a fucking beer he puts his ass on the line everyday for us
No.2638318
>>2638313he won't read it unless your donno
No.2638320
>>2638317come on lets get some support going
No.2638321
>>2638317this is an insult man he needs that money he really does
No.2638322
does any other streamer even do live conversions of money lol
No.2638323
quick whats a meme currency where its like a billion monopoly dollars for fifty us cents
No.2638324
argentinian but he's on to that now
No.2638325
>>2638323ugandan shillings
argentinian pesos
No.2638327
we are not becoming a mentally ill kiwifarms lolcow obsessed comm
toot nip this shit in the bud asap
No.2638328
psych might be the best show ever made
No.2638329
>>2638326cmon you didn't defeat the lich king man
No.2638330
that's a weird way to spell lost bro
No.2638331
kel'thuzad was only working for the lich king who was only working for kil'jaeden who was only working for sargeras who was only doing what he did to save the universe from the threat of the void lords
No.2638332
i could go for a lost rewatch havent seen it in almost 2 years now
No.2638334
never seen an episode of lost but id like to
No.2638336
>>2638327zii would've loved this…
No.2638337
i need that money
No.2638341
its crazy how much of a braindead retard you have to be to find poe entertaining
No.2638343
what the fuck does this lil bro have against edgar
hes a legend for a reason lilman
No.2638344
who is edgar
No.2638345
>>2638342yea ok man go click around for another thousand hours and watch the lights flashing on your screen
No.2638346
>>2638344this is why ur a lil bro
No.2638347
edgar allen who
No.2638348
crazy how it should be 11pm right now but its only 10
No.2638349
actually day light savings just ended so this is the proper order of things
No.2638350
how does anybody even know which one is supposed to be the "normal" time
No.2638351
time is fake how many fucking times do i have to teach you retards this stop being a part of their control system
No.2638352
its 11 right now but feels like midnight
and im going to feel like cracking a beer in 2 hours but thatll only be 1am
what the fuck man this fucked my whole schedule up
No.2638354
i bought some used shoes on ebay for the first time
$200 made in usa new balances for 60 bux and theres nothin wrong with em barely worn, what a steal
ill never buy new shoes again
No.2638355
cmon man theyre gonna be full of fungus
No.2638356
>>2638354 bro you can just go to the store and put the new shoes on and walk out
No.2638357
instead of constantly buying new shoes buy 1 shoe and keep resoling it yourself
No.2638358
nigga is hoppin around in one shoe oml
No.2638359
when you buy one shoe you get the other free its called bogo
No.2638360
love a good bogo
No.2638361
yo bogo stands for buy one get one i never made that connection
No.2638362
buy one
gook one
No.2638363
IVE ABANDONED MY BOY
No.2638365
did everyone love twbb cause its like one of my favorites i hope you guys liked it
No.2638366
>>2638364damn thats fucked
No.2638367
>>2638365daniel day lewis carries the movies so hard its crazy how much presence and intensity he has even when hes not talking
No.2638368
twbb…
yea i know what that is
No.2638369
are naga playable yet
No.2638370
>>2638364hmm from the thumbnail it looks like that guy is face the camera but his arm is bent completely backwards that wouldnt be good
No.2638371
come here nigger boy its time to collide *snaps your arm backwards*
No.2638373
>>2638345buildmaking is really cool
idk how you make an arpg have fun gameplay
No.2638374
>>2638373id guess less than 1% of the people who play poe make their own builds
No.2638376
tinder rizzler bro you up
No.2638378
https://kick.com/peachyjadebunnybros check these hogs out theres two hogs in here
No.2638379
>>2638375i thought this was anakin from the prequels until i put my glasses back on
No.2638380
>>2638354you're going to get athlete's foot man
No.2638381
>>2638378hot damn theyre nasty and fat
No.2638382
no i wont i dont even jog or anything
No.2638383
>>2638378really man? while ourguy needs kick subs?
https://kick.com/dspgamingreal No.2638384
you niggers are insufferable
No.2638385
imagine getting fucked up on white claws with this BBW
the one with the pot leaf tattoo on her ass i would throw out of that window. but the other one? there'd be no laws once we started cracking claws
No.2638386
>>2638383dude is just whingeing and being negative
every second hes alive
No.2638387
>>2638386there was nothing he could do
No.2638388
nasty whores love getting drunk and eating slop
we love getting drunk and eating slop
No.2638391
>>2638378im in here watching this asian dime piece bro
https://kick.com/zaiyaxxofficial No.2638392
what if it steps out of the shadows does he just become creature?
No.2638394
then he would be so me coded..
No.2638396
>>2638391scroll back theres a bf
No.2638400
>>2638398i feel like how my dad must have felt seeing me play bing bing wahoos
No.2638401
i think i have a brain tumor i have dejavu way too often
No.2638402
>>2638399whats with the dog prints
No.2638403
>>2638401sounds sewious bwo
No.2638405
>>2638402im guessing you follow them for the self guided tour
No.2638406
imagine the ripples in her ass if you slapped it
No.2638407
im cheeks im buns
No.2638408
hi cheeks
im dad
No.2638409
i love diversity
No.2638410
it is our strength after all
No.2638412
this room about to start smelling crazy once she starts ripping ass
No.2638413
you cant just fight with a hammer man
No.2638414
aint no way that whore has a giant weed leaf tattooed right on her ass
No.2638415
that fat nasty ass red head is hot as hell
No.2638418
im on a seafood diet
if i see food, and its a fish, i eat it
No.2638419
seafood isnt just fish kid
No.2638420
she's definitely keeping this ugly joker looking bitch around to show off how much hotter she is
No.2638421
im the joker baby
No.2638422
>>2638417if i was in charge of venezula i would quickly change the country's name maybe to something 'younighted kingdom'
how will trump explain to the american people hes going to war with the uk
No.2638423
war with the uk?
that would be fire as hell we already whooped their asses once its bout time for round 2
No.2638425
GET THIS UGLY BITCH OFF MY SCREEN
No.2638426
she's putting more clothes on what the frick
No.2638427
overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
No.2638428
*dies*
No.2638429
YOOOO SHE'S BACK
No.2638431
can't believe this motherfucker books his trip the week AFTER tinny leaves
No.2638433
someone help me figure out how to rizz kgirls on the street ill try some strats out
shit seems ultra difficult tho they are all on their phones and they at most glance at you and then immediately look away and its gg (all koreans not just kgirls)
No.2638435
hol up i know a guy *dials tin*
No.2638436
>>2638433*johnny knoxville voice*
HE FELL FOR THE GOOKS!
No.2638438
>>2638435where the helly is that asshole tell him to fly back here
No.2638439
warning: the white boy is getting into the ice cream again
No.2638440
went for a walk and almost pooped myself
No.2638441
missed my chance to prospect for oil and make a fortune
No.2638442
>>2638441you can try prospecting ore for gems instead man
No.2638444
crazy how "digging up stuff" is called prospecting
No.2638445
shit nigga finna prospect dat cawna sto' wit my bliky if you nam sayin dawg
No.2638446
i have no clue what you just said
dawg
No.2638447
finished my bowl of ice cream
No.2638448
just sat down with my own bowl of ic its like the circle of ic
No.2638450
white folks eat the wildest thangs
No.2638451
>>2638449i hope this russian tranny is hot
No.2638452
>>2638449shouldnt he be trying to liberate pokrovsk from the hohols
No.2638453
im crashing out
No.2638454
dont need to, skeet
No.2638455
im so weak im not gonna make it through nnn im not gonna make it through tonight
No.2638456
this beer tastes like rotten piss. i thought ipas were supposed to last longer than regular beer, this shit is only 7 months old and it sucks
No.2638458
sometimes i can hold my nut in and its like it goes back up inside me
No.2638459
>>2638457didn't it take that long to travel by ship from america to england or however they were doing it
No.2638461
im one of those people that opens stuff with their teeth
No.2638462
damn it's going to be rough to drink another 7 of these. but i'm a trooper.
No.2638463
im grossly transphobic
No.2638464
its a school night man
No.2638465
thats gonna be a rough habit to break in a few years when youre in dentures
No.2638467
did youtube remove that thing where you can see what part of a video everyone replayed the most
No.2638470
>>2638464we don't better ourselves kid we get worse
No.2638471
dont call me kid
No.2638472
*anal vores you*
No.2638473
i like those west coast ipas
the northeast imperial ipas i dont like
No.2638474
oh you don't like the taste of rotten pissbottle for 17.99 a twelve pack? are you a drumpfer bro?
No.2638475
im looking at that price as a canadian and thinkin damn thats a good ass deal
No.2638476
sad sad stuff. i can get 30 5% beers for under $20 with tax, i just got niggered on these by not reading the date on the box
No.2638478
hmm *thinks*
No.2638480
we gotta get sober and fix our lives
No.2638481
hmmmm no i won't be doing that
No.2638482
-10
shut up pussy
No.2638483
we need to start chainsmoking and going to mahjong parlors
No.2638484
>>2638480during neetbitch napfuck november? come on man!
No.2638485
i dont know how to play mahjong man!
No.2638486
if old bitches can do it then so can us platinum level starcraft players
No.2638488
>>2638485neither do i thats why its fun
No.2638489
if i was a nigger i would rob someone then spend all their money on lottery tickets. fuck keeping it i need to start gambling FAST
No.2638490
put on some blackface and live your truth sister
No.2638491
>>2638489thats what actual muggers do you think theyre putting that money into a roth ira?
No.2638492
need a new thing
maybe ill get into female japanese wrestling
No.2638493
you spelled nigger weird. and no i think they're immediately buying evil drugs that cause cancer and psychotic behavior like weed with it
No.2638495
>>2638492get into filling out job applications