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 No.2622866[Last 50 Posts]

 No.2622867

porn

 No.2622868

File: 1760705194922.png (52.98 KB, 540x540, GoW8BHnWcAAVeLF.png)


 No.2622871


 No.2622873

i want a bf

 No.2622874

File: 1760707978742.png (341.25 KB, 2048x1523, ClipboardImage.png)

love this

 No.2622875

File: 1760708044094.jpg (121.53 KB, 959x1013, GlilJGWXYAAA9pp.jpg)


 No.2622876

hey mason

 No.2622877

mason is a cute name frfr

 No.2622878

File: 1760710417914.png (2.94 MB, 1242x1221, 122435024_3513222382057042….png)


 No.2622879

finished Tenchu with Rikimaru, today i'll start with Ayame

 No.2622880

muay thai for baht
i pirated trials rising motorcross game and i didnt like it

 No.2622881

stream it bitch

 No.2622882

i cant

 No.2622883

but i will in 2 months…

 No.2622884

when you really think about it real life is just another mmo
*grinds xp as the background music comes in*

 No.2622885

JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW
BEAST GAMES IS GETTING A SEASON 2 AND SEASON 3

 No.2622886

aint no fucking way you guys filled up an entire thread during night/morning wtf

 No.2622887

>>2622884
you look like just enough xp to ding my little morsel

 No.2622888

i do believe its up

 No.2622889

>>2622888
this isnt beast games season 2 man who cares

 No.2622890

>>2622888
how is this beast games

 No.2622891

File: 1760712125061.jpg (73.46 KB, 961x705, fges.jpg)


 No.2622892

lol based trumpo

 No.2622893

im what some people would call a hungry hungry hippo

 No.2622894

mushed this negro cattle alg

 No.2622895

hello?

 No.2622896


 No.2622897

>>2622735
lifting a person up on a forklift on a crane was a really good idea
shame about the execution

did no one take basic physics?

 No.2622898

File: 1760716772863.png (44.49 KB, 415x739, ClipboardImage.png)

pando has a lot to answer for

 No.2622899

pandos been real quiet about tswift lately

 No.2622900

File: 1760717478521.jpg (4.01 MB, 4000x3000, 20251017_120929.jpg)


 No.2622901

>>2622900
you are one sick puppy

 No.2622902

bellyboy is such a a dumb slut

 No.2622903

its up

 No.2622904

zapped my cat for trying to get off my belly

 No.2622905

sick fucking freak

 No.2622906


 No.2622907

you gotta stop rewarding people with attention for animal abuse, rape, psychotic behavior

 No.2622908

>>2622891
dont even like trump but lol

 No.2622909

that guy loves trump

 No.2622910

why the f*ck has a cult never tried to recruit me i wanna be in a cult!!!

 No.2622911

you are chopped kid you dont get to join our cult

 No.2622912

File: 1760720774476.png (39.7 KB, 354x400, ClipboardImage.png)

join the cult of the damned

 No.2622913

File: 1760720824500.png (16.31 MB, 3072x4096, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2622914

>>2622913
more like the cult of the trann’d

 No.2622915

cat slowly falling off the belly while sleeping on it

 No.2622916

zap that little fucker

 No.2622917

ZAP HIS ASS

 No.2622918

>>2622914
that's clearly an autistic cis woman

 No.2622919

File: 1760721606081.mp4 (2.04 MB, 🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️ - http….mp4)


 No.2622920

*zap* MEOOOOOOOOW

 No.2622921

cat shock collars would make them jump 6 feet in the air jump off the walls and run away and disappear in 2 seconds

 No.2622922

pikachu zap meowths gay ass

 No.2622923

i got cat vibration collars for them scratching shit or biting wires. doesnt work the greatest

 No.2622924

wtf why did i wake up so early

 No.2622925

group therapy

 No.2622926


 No.2622927

yeaaaaaaah naaaaaah not reading all that

 No.2622928


 No.2622929

>>2622928
wish i was level 3 rn

 No.2622930

https://www.twitch.tv/bigcocobuns
my fav streamer is at twitchcon and shes about to go fanmeet hug abx

 No.2622931

>>2622930
i fucked her

 No.2622932

crazy how theres dudes in japan walking past bunny on the street right now thinking “sugoi oppai”

 No.2622933

File: 1760726940260.jpg (235.64 KB, 1290x1861, prints diploma.jpg)

crazy college is fucking useless daycare

 No.2622934

i could really fuck a gook rn

 No.2622935

maybe now that women can become millionaires just by showing thigh on onlyfans we can stop the affirmative action and make academia for men again as it should be

 No.2622936

i hate women, but don't tell me if you were dumb enough to get a quarter mil in loans for a worthless degree that only qualifies you to teach other retards who did the same you wouldn't just make a quick ten grand plus a month showing your tits on the internet

 No.2622937

if i was jacked and had a huge dick i'd be doing it too, fuck it man

 No.2622938

schools are so fat women can have jobs despite having no skills. they babysit children so women can be free to work fake jobs. they voluntarily propagandize the glory of our post-natalist hyper taxation corporate controlled regime.

 No.2622939

>10 grand a month

 No.2622940

i'm lowballing it

 No.2622941

simps got this pussy economy fucked up. that whore should be sucking and fucking for a rent payment each month top

 No.2622942

i been farting like crazy

 No.2622943

lord have mercy on pad for he is a lunatic and possessed by an evil spirit he strikes out at things froths at the mouth and gnashes his teeth and is consumed and suffers greatly 🙏

 No.2622944

i never felt like
cemented light bulb

 No.2622945

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 No.2622946

erm how is that png moving

 No.2622947

honestly madison beer won victorias secret this year

 No.2622948

still cant believe black and tan didnt show up…

 No.2622949

hello everyone

 No.2622950

>>2622949
whats up man whereve you been

 No.2622951

my team is cooked, i took three injuries and cant pick up a single niggerback not scoring below 5 points

 No.2622952

>>2622947
this seems demonic but yeah i'm gooning to it

 No.2622953

>>2622950
sleepin

 No.2622954

you need joe flacco

 No.2622955

poebros this could be huge…

 No.2622956

poe is dead man we're all about poe 2 now

 No.2622957

new thab

 No.2622958

i read something like "if you didn't like the n64, you must have had no friends" and i was like damn

that's true

 No.2622959

cat food
cat litter
tequila
triple sec
limes
egg
maybe milk

am i missing anything guys? thinking about using a dash app promo code for bulk tomato and limes btw

 No.2622960

love having a lil tequila with my catfood

 No.2622961

youre missing the instant decaf coffee

 No.2622962

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 No.2622963

>>2622632
poe said there is no greater tragedy than the death of a beautiful woman, and a great author always starts with writing the ending first.

 No.2622964

File: 1760729282352.jpg (261.61 KB, 1379x2048, 20251017_124909.jpg)


 No.2622965

>>2622963
thanks for the late response!

 No.2622966

>>2622963
were about poe 2 man

 No.2622967

File: 1760729488744.png (22.07 KB, 638x767, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2622968

its pup

 No.2622969

>>2622968
im not even clicking this vid i can already tell from the thumb its some diabolical retarded shit

 No.2622970

>>2622968
inflation fetish stuff DNO

 No.2622971

>its pup

 No.2622972

you guys should become phil detractors and make a youtube channel

 No.2622973

File: 1760730349586.jpg (70.8 KB, 658x500, 20251017_004712.jpg)

lol

 No.2622974


 No.2622975

File: 1760730756378.png (276.56 KB, 455x528, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2622976

ahhh fuck i got too high on cough syrup

 No.2622977

edgar allen (poe)

 No.2622978

>>2622874
crazy how gf literally said lets assemble the worst set of starters imaginable for our new game

 No.2622979

kbreak

 No.2622980

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 No.2622981

at the public library and they have linkedin blocked but not espn?

 No.2622982

why tryna smoke sumn

 No.2622983

File: 1760731369165.png (2.18 MB, 1742x825, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2622984

>>2622981
whyareyou at the library man they aint got shit there

 No.2622985

File: 1760731423376.jpg (198.03 KB, 1191x2048, G3bHd3_XQAAJOdB.jpg)

holy fuuuck look at those sweater puppies

 No.2622986

60% of cats overweight

 No.2622987


 No.2622988

>>2622985
what a whale

 No.2622989

>>2622988
im begging you to stop being such an insane retard

 No.2622990

dude shes fat as fuck

 No.2622991

>>2622985
looks like she doesnt have arms

 No.2622992

File: 1760732030516.webm (1.32 MB, 576x720, 1625048258498.webm)

>dude shes fat as fuck

 No.2622993

i wish her face was just a halloween mask she always wore and i could take it off revealing an actually attractive one underneath

 No.2622994

THIS IS TODDS COUNTRY

 No.2622995

300 pounds
having no arms
both things that would make her more appealing as long as she had a different face

 No.2622996

0:45
hol up new pokemilf just dropped?

 No.2622997

>>2622996
bro theres like 7 characters at 0:45 could you be a bit more specific

 No.2622998

>>2622983
why is tin on there

 No.2622999

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 No.2623000

the ones that stuck out to me were the blue haired chick and the hag with the smile wrinkles whatever those are called

 No.2623001

>>2622984
i need a place with wifi to work since i can't be home rn

 No.2623002

>>2622997
are you high?

 No.2623003

my manpussy smells like shit rn bros

 No.2623004

>>2622995
find me a single 300lbs hambeast more attractive than bunny
ill wait

 No.2623005

>>2623004
we're still waiting for a weigh in but let her cook and she'll get there

 No.2623006

>>2623002
stand still man im gonna clock you

 No.2623007

at least you admit shes a fat whale
i mean shes attractive for a 300lbs person but shes a pig

 No.2623008

>>2623005
youre sick in the head man

 No.2623009

>>2623006
*watches you swing at one of the other 6 of me you think you're seeing*

 No.2623010

>>2623009
*punches air* I SAID STAND STILL BRO

 No.2623011

File: 1760732934875.jpg (203.1 KB, 923x1646, 20251017_152732.jpg)

it's been months since the last comm stream and the comm is getting stir crazy from the withdrawal.

 No.2623012

the comm doesnt want to watch me play melee

 No.2623013

the only thing that can pull us out of this is a back to back to back continuous viewing of all 3 lord of the rings extended edition movies

 No.2623014

rimworld is cool

 No.2623015


 No.2623016

as a tallfuck everyone looks like some kind of miniature toy person except for the fucks who manage to be even taller than me

 No.2623017

>remembers the balan wonderworld incident
never again

 No.2623018

>>2623016
i will live longer than you bitch!

 No.2623019

how tall are we talking

 No.2623020

>>2623012
+1 you should kill yourself

 No.2623021

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 No.2623022

we need to distance ourselves from gweed man hes fucked

 No.2623023

he just egged on that guy telling that poor troon to kill himself

 No.2623024

fuck sickos dood

 No.2623025

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 No.2623026

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 No.2623027

File: 1760733736783.jpg (44.6 KB, 950x940, 20251017_002650.jpg)

dixie sistas, you good?

 No.2623028

>>2623026
holy moly

 No.2623029

we stan a heterochromic queen

 No.2623030

heterowhatnow

 No.2623031

wish you guys were smarter

 No.2623032

File: 1760733897854.png (51.89 KB, 1000x500, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2623033

id let emiru watch me take a dump and thats on god

 No.2623034

shes not interested chud

 No.2623035


 No.2623036

YEAH IM A WEIRDOOO

 No.2623037

File: 1760734551756.jpg (242.06 KB, 1187x1200, 20251017_155517.jpg)

hol' up it's miss gigi's birthday?

 No.2623038

i dont need some fascist retard to install arch+hyprland for me i can do it myself

 No.2623039

install hyperboreaOS

 No.2623040

install this fist into your balls

 No.2623041

sweet i have a LOT of fresh youtube videos to watch!!!!!!!!

 No.2623042


 No.2623043

>>2623031
i wish i was smarter too

 No.2623044

*pisses on the thread* ope didn't see ya there

 No.2623045

>>2623042
and you know thats on the list

 No.2623046

>>2623042
hol tf up i love cinemassacres monster madness

 No.2623047

grocery bro here with an update

havent left my house yet but feeling adding on junk food, like a cheezit box

 No.2623048

>>2623047
get some butterfingers too man

 No.2623049

hell no nasty processed shit. worst ill go is oreos

 No.2623050

we should really go out and buy beer even though it's raining. ain't no way i'm giving my body a rest from alcohol for a second time in 5 days

 No.2623051

im going out to buy some in 3 hours nigga

 No.2623052

>>2623031
im the smartest guy here ama

 No.2623053

>>2623052
what would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?

 No.2623054

i prefer the guy with the labubus over you smarty

 No.2623055

>>2623005
*toons in*

 No.2623056

woke up with a bad head ache im not gonna drink anymore

 No.2623057

how do you guys pronounce labubu can i get a vocaroo

 No.2623058

no

 No.2623059

please

 No.2623060

File: 1760735619550.mp4 (1.49 MB, 1760735549491937.mp4)


 No.2623061

lah boo boo

 No.2623062

you lil niggas are the only people talkin about labubus in october 2025

 No.2623063

I am not a "lil nigga"

 No.2623064

this is the okest sketch so far

 No.2623065

la bew bew

 No.2623066

im so nappy (sleepy but for a nap)

 No.2623067

im selling my ps5

 No.2623068

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 No.2623069

>>2623067
because it stinks?
im very disappointed with it

 No.2623070

>>2623064
are they making this show again or what
wheres all the buzz been

 No.2623071

>>2623070
they made it and have released it online behind a paywall. theyve posted like 6ish? weird sorta bad sketches from it. that was the most sensical and funny one so far

 No.2623072

can i have someones switchie

 No.2623073

Trump confirms Xi meeting, retreats on 100% tariffs: ‘not sustainable’

 No.2623074

i already sold my switch sry bud

 No.2623075

File: 1760737479047.png (718.53 KB, 750x900, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2623076

>>2623075
how romantic

 No.2623077

>>2623064
this is so fucking racist

 No.2623078

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 No.2623080

fell asleep on the couch 😎

 No.2623081

frozen pizza looks better than that shit bro

 No.2623082

>>2623079
fucking retard doesnt even know pizza sizes what a moronic retard worthless tardjewburdenbitchfaggot

 No.2623083

just got psyoped into getting pizza tonight

 No.2623084

i dont know pizza sizes you need to chill out i've never eaten pizza before

 No.2623085

>>2623084
you should try it man

 No.2623086

i dont want to im scared

 No.2623087


 No.2623088

that za.. is no good

 No.2623089

had salmon but wish i would have thrown it in the garbage and gotten a pizza pie

 No.2623090

there was some new whore working at the liquor store and she was really rude when i was buying my 6 bottles of booze stupid bitch gave me a receipt too so now i get to give her a bad review

 No.2623091

how was she rude

 No.2623092

you need to chill on the misogyny lil bro

 No.2623093

>>2623090
dumb fucking whores just cant get the hint

 No.2623094

'oh quite the boozehound huh sweatie? haha'

 No.2623095

dude theyre not developing AI for the public…….. theyre developing it for themselves and their world domination shit…..

 No.2623096

>>2623091
asked her if the buy 2 get $10 off sale was going because it wasnt shown on the shelf near the bottles and she just started tapping on the ad that was taped on the wall without saying anything

then when i put all my booze up on the counter she just looked at me and i said is there an issue and she said oh i was waiting for you to give me your id when she didnt even ask for it or say anything

stupid bitch

 No.2623097

how long does a bottle last?

 No.2623098

tadaima~

 No.2623099

>>2623096
hooooooooooo i hate that just reading this makes me fume

 No.2623100

>>2623096
fuck that stupid cunt you should kill her

 No.2623101

no way youre getting id'd at 35 bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀

 No.2623102

File: 1760739942199.jpg (6.21 MB, 4000x6000, 4.jpg)

need a kgf that would think im dumb for not knowing how to use a wrench and would fix stuff for us

 No.2623103

i get id'd everywhere except the a-rab party stores
they dont give a fuck about anything

 No.2623104

yeah arabs and chill yns dgaf

 No.2623105

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 No.2623106

File: 1760740108965.webm (2.54 MB, 460x494, 1760735200746166.webm)

quite a bit like me

 No.2623107

is it killian sillian

 No.2623108

>>2622894
oh no no no

 No.2623109

just watched some power ranger webms
that shits awesome

 No.2623110

i apologize for saying the n word

 No.2623111

hollywood actor is jlm

 No.2623112

we should become hollywood actors

 No.2623113

>>2623110
WELL I DONT NIGGER

 No.2623114

theres a blackamoor here i can tell

 No.2623115

File: 1760741439433.png (Spoiler Image, 1.59 MB, 1400x1000, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2623116

>>2623115
the ears are too high on her head

 No.2623117

its always something with you isnt it

 No.2623118

>>2623116
the head doesnt go up enough if thats what youre complaining about.
the ears are close enough in line with the eyes that they arent that high

 No.2623119

File: 1760741917545.jpg (243.96 KB, 1440x1920, 564475571_1805929837762555….jpg)

its friday night
and you know what we do on friday night

 No.2623120

i literally have nothing

 No.2623121

health is wealth

 No.2623122

the milfs in these incest porns are too darn leathery

 No.2623123

File: 1760742164776.png (251.52 KB, 640x368, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2623124

>>2623115
me and a certain poster

 No.2623125

ate quiche and salad with my dad

 No.2623126

almost crashed today because i thought i witnessed irl demonic activity but then i realized its october and it was just a halloween yard decoration blowing in the wind

 No.2623127

glad your ok

 No.2623128

how do i know if my gut biome is healthy

 No.2623129

god i love screaming

 No.2623130

oh no no no lurkchuds!

 No.2623131

>>2623118
unless you have some freaky ears they should be attached to your head around cheek level

 No.2623132

i bet some of you got some big ass ears

 No.2623133

grocery bro here

forgot the fucking limes (and tomatos). all my tequila n shit but no limes…

also got brown eggs for $1.7 more to see if i taste the difference. got cheeze its, cookies, and mexican chips

 No.2623134

ears never stop growing man

 No.2623135

>>2623133
COME ON BRO ALL THE EGGS ARE THE SAME

 No.2623136

cant remember last time i had a brown egg, looks better, maybe it tastes better

 No.2623137

might fuck around and play arams this weekend

 No.2623138

>>2623131
yea but those arent worth complaining about and i think the head is pointed down etc etc

 No.2623139

>>2623135
brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are fresh. we only get brown eggs my whole life

 No.2623140

its up though

 No.2623141

oh no no no hurricanechuds

 No.2623142

the dog shocker drama isnt nearly as good as the pirate software drama
we didnt know how good we had it…

 No.2623143

File: 1760743466040.jpg (1.71 MB, 3574x2842, 1000003882.jpg)

some of you are cool…


don't post on 162 tomorrow…

 No.2623144

obvious dewclaw snag can we get past this

 No.2623145

have you ever thought about confronting that guy who groomed you

 No.2623146

File: 1760743571913.jpg (86.78 KB, 736x773, GU5Y6FMb0AE6Gff.jpg)


 No.2623147

toot amlitzer is threatening us

 No.2623148

boy dressed as a girl dressed as a boy dressed as a girl dressed as a boy

 No.2623149

those nigger extendo glocks with the full auto switches that never hit what they aim at are so pon

 No.2623150

>>2623146
sometimes im reimu in this pic
livin life to the fullest
but usually im marisa coded

 No.2623151

f-f-f-f-friday night

 No.2623152

trumps tariffs preventing me from getting a horse dildo what do you mean 200 dollars in just tariffs and shipping fees are you out of your mind

 No.2623153

get an american horse dildo u traitor

 No.2623154

i need to start watching sol anime between episodes of serious anime again

 No.2623155

File: 1760744058329.jpg (29.92 KB, 875x833, GlOQ7Jma4AE9cMB.jpg)


 No.2623156

smiths break (not gay)

 No.2623157

File: 1760744137227.png (812.31 KB, 1416x704, ClipboardImage.png)

brazy

 No.2623158

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 No.2623159

cats always gonna hang out where im at, taking a piss, on the couch, cooking. except when i sit at computer since im there 90% of the timd

 No.2623160

>>2623157
do we have a word for that? do any other languages?

 No.2623161

File: 1760744659277.jpg (112.8 KB, 1019x1019, 565008398_1842303296211046….jpg)


 No.2623162

me and john hinckley would prolly be a chill hang sesh

 No.2623163

>>2623137
lets play ranked duo

 No.2623164

>>2623160
well the piroxi part is like tired and worn out and the cam part is the lips part so its a combo slang word to start with

 No.2623165

why are we watching thai stuff

 No.2623166

File: 1760744835382.webm (3.27 MB, 201x113, tokyo_ghoul.webm)


 No.2623167

i heard bl is huge over there

 No.2623168

>>2623167
gl will be way bigger in a few years frfr

 No.2623169

>>2623167
bloodlust? yea it is man we need a shaman in every group in the burning crusade classic for lust!

 No.2623170

File: 1760745224700.png (Spoiler Image, 649.45 KB, 755x630, 1661399042146851.png)


 No.2623171

eggs are bad for you because they contain all the really bad seed oil nutrients from the slop that they feed chicken

 No.2623172

thats not how that works

 No.2623173

im gonna go buy some fucking beer

 No.2623174

eggs milk bread and the occasional meat is all a man needs

 No.2623175

>>2623172
it is man
they specifically go over this in the carnivore diet wiki

 No.2623176

im so hard up imma watch ufc weigh ins

 No.2623177

>>2623105
who's that?

 No.2623178

cmon dont watch grown naked men weight themselves

 No.2623179

File: 1760745586210.png (477.17 KB, 1067x1600, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2623180

>>2623163
i cant fw ranked

 No.2623181

my coworker made me an energy drink today and i thought i was going to die
it was 300mg of caffeine and it had some shit called beta alanines that made my entire body start itching which is apparently a normal reaction

 No.2623182

going to measure everyones skull at the mansion

 No.2623183

https://www.twitch.tv/justbee_yourself

need me a quirk chungus latina like this

 No.2623184

>>2623181
*slides you a panera bread lemonade*
here this will help you

 No.2623185

AY IM GETTING MY BREAD FROM PANERA BREAD

 No.2623186

>>2623181
300 are what the WWE C4 pre workout energy drinks i drink have. like 1 in 4 times they give me the shakes

 No.2623187

actually kinda blows my mind how much soda mom drinks like i can just hear her sitting at the dinner table cracking open another soda every 10 minutes

 No.2623188

someone stream 300

 No.2623189

im going to get so hot and then bang everybody in a 100 mile radius

 No.2623190

>>2623189
ur chopped

 No.2623191

File: 1760746196367.png (1.49 MB, 1280x720, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2623192

>>2623190
+1
hes so cooked
its over

 No.2623193

you're both getting banged

 No.2623194

takis are so dirty and spiccoded

 No.2623195

File: 1760746315683.jpg (31.94 KB, 695x743, F4UTs5KaUAAfEko.jpg)


 No.2623196

chopped? heh… you dont even know the meaning of the word choppped, unc…..

 No.2623197

>Lay’s Baked and Lay’s Kettle Cooked chips are also getting an ingredient update. Lay’s Baked will be made with olive oil and have 50% less fat than regular potato chips and a new version of Lay’s Kettle Cooked Reduced Fat Original Sea Salt will be made with avocado oil and offer 40% less fat than regular potato chips — with more new options across PepsiCo’s food portfolio to come in 2026.

i doubt lays will do this. they will still include rapeseed oils and other bad shit somehow

 No.2623198

cool story bro

 No.2623199

how do you know when you are hot enough to bang everyone in a 100 mile radius?

 No.2623200

File: 1760746485655.jpg (41.89 KB, 441x501, 429190c5a9ec630da237e8b1f9….jpg)

>Reduced Fat Original

 No.2623201

>>2623199
when you open up grindr and people hit you with the "hey"

 No.2623202

>>2623199
i don't know but it'll happen
it has to

 No.2623203

you can pull up to grindr with a blank profile and get hit with "hey"

 No.2623204

the real test is when you put a picture on it

 No.2623205

oh fuck this home made margrita is good

 No.2623206

in 2026 im putting my face on a grindr profile and seeing if i get hit with a "hey"

 No.2623207

>>2623206
get ready because those gays can be mean

 No.2623208

what if instead you get 'nah' and 'woops'

 No.2623209

File: 1760746752316.png (359.58 KB, 964x685, 1663442593425.png)


 No.2623210

>>2623207
>>2623208
i probably would cry and think about it for at least half a decade

 No.2623211

these gay sex wanters are really getting on my nerves they never fucking shut up

 No.2623212

>>2623210
one time before i was confident enough to put a pic on my profile i was chatting with a guy and sent him my face pics and immediately got blocked

 No.2623213

women really do ruin everything

 No.2623214


 No.2623215

>>2623212
i dont even know how someone could be so mean to do that to someone in the first place

 No.2623216

this magrita was good but i didnt get much juice out of one lime

 No.2623217

>>2623211
they have a wormjak piloting them inside their brain like a gundam

 No.2623218

>>2623215
tbh i was chopped as hell back then
but i lost hella weight and now i look good

 No.2623219

PICS

 No.2623220

need me a margookrita

 No.2623221

>>2623218
ok unc the glow up is bussin

 No.2623222

grocery store was freakin slam packed it was awful
but i got my fat white ass some ice cream and cheap liquor

 No.2623223

appreciate you guys for streaming horror movies for october and for toot doing a spooky halloween theme

 No.2623224

ugly delusional fag hours

 No.2623225

>>2623222
bro you better have had a mask on this is prime covid season

 No.2623226


 No.2623227

>>2623225
*rolls you down a set of stairs*

 No.2623228

>>2623223
toon always ditches us when we need him most

 No.2623229

got my covid and flu booster at publix they just put one in each arm

 No.2623230

toon glew up and got a husband and was like cya suckers

 No.2623231

Trump’s doctor reports he is in “exceptional health” after a Walter Reed exam, receiving updated COVID-19 and flu vaccines amid new CDC guidance.

 No.2623232

you guys are always so embarrassing

 No.2623233

>>2623232
because youre a dipshit that doesnt believe in vaccines?

 No.2623234

File: 1760747430918.jpg (96.27 KB, 845x850, 1672341333268.jpg)


 No.2623235

File: 1760747488059.jpg (64.69 KB, 609x617, qPVQeXCIbd.jpg)

>>2623229
you got di vaccine?

 No.2623236

File: 1760747495358.jpg (115.94 KB, 600x600, 1760731066477098.jpg)


 No.2623237


 No.2623238

WHAAAAT I'VE DOOOOOONE

 No.2623239

toot how many calories are in a fifth of evan williams bourbon

 No.2623240

might need to get out to utah their pizzas look pretty good

 No.2623241

and how many calories are in these peanut butter and pickle sandwiches im eating at 6am gooked out of my mind

 No.2623242

>>2623181
its normal for larger doses but i dont think taking beta-alanine as a one time thing makes sense
youre supposed to build up carnosine with it or something so taking multiple small doses daily for a while makes more sense desu

 No.2623243

peanut butter is a killer

 No.2623244

File: 1760748430529.jpg (75.97 KB, 708x714, GdX2RRSX0AAmT6p.jpg)


 No.2623245

why do games have to compile shaders before they can work now?

 No.2623246

need to start learning how to make slow mo videos

 No.2623247

President Trump to Europe: “If you don't stop people that you've never seen before, that you have nothing in common with, your country is going to fail…

You are destroying your heritage.”

 No.2623248

>>2623246
theres no way you could ever learn that information

 No.2623249

>>2623244
is this not ok?

 No.2623250

>>2623244
you can tell theyve got merino tshirts on underneath

 No.2623251

lol missed this one from the other day

 No.2623252

40% alcohol is just under 100 calories a shot right? so id imagine bourbon is a bit above that

 No.2623253


 No.2623254

google said a bottle of that booze is like 1600 calories

 No.2623255

i dont give a fuck!

 No.2623256

16 shots in a bottle
napkin math 100 calories a shot
google just ripped me off

 No.2623257

feldman

from across the hall

 No.2623258

File: 1760749066441.png (123.29 KB, 1290x1291, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2623259

>>2623251
i didnt laugh at all
i liked seinfelds bathrobe (very 'stein-coded)
eating olives without asking is wack

 No.2623260

Elliot Richards, a socially awkward IT worker, is given seven wishes to get the girl of his dreams when he meets a very seductive Satan. The catch: his soul. Some of his wishes include being a 7 foot basketball star, a wealthy, powerful man, and a sensitive caring guy. But, as could be expected, the Devil puts her own little twist on each of his fantasies.

 No.2623261

https://x.com/MLB/status/1979349690102747205

ohtani lead off homer, excellent bat sound
a real crack

 No.2623262

once you have confirmation that souls and satan exists why would you ever sell them especially for some girl

 No.2623263

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45614148
bongs out of the norm maybe i didnt read

 No.2623264

>>2623262
i dunno ask the jews who literally talked to god and saw miracles happen but still decided to go worship idols

 No.2623265

make sure if youre ever given the opportunity to make some wishes dont wish for eternal life without also wishing for eternal youth

 No.2623266

back then there were a ton of gods that people talked to

 No.2623267

kidn of interesting how theres only one or two gods these days that people talk to

 No.2623268

>>2623177
kanna seto

 No.2623269

File: 1760749801547.jpg (32.59 KB, 747x557, GohYhDbWoAAWAsT.jpg)


 No.2623270

bought a bunch of beer and chocolate and a big bag of cheese and onion flavored chips

 No.2623271

>>2623270
and you know we got a big belly too

 No.2623272

hindu is like the only big one currently that has a bunch

 No.2623273

bro were trying to get hot and bang everyone

 No.2623274

not me im bloatmaxxing

 No.2623275

what about shinto and all their kamisamas

 No.2623276

im a coon

 No.2623277

File: 1760750237472.png (400.86 KB, 702x634, 1620963937367.png)


 No.2623278

File: 1760750531248.jpg (587.66 KB, 1909x1524, G3dsI9lWgAABb9s.jpg)


 No.2623279

thinking about how unfunny that seinfeld clip was

 No.2623280

the tension between needing to go to the beer store and getting a hot bod for kgf 2026

 No.2623281


 No.2623282


 No.2623283

that seinfeld clip was funny as hell
as most of them are

 No.2623284


 No.2623285

this margrita is pretty good, but i barely get any juice out of these limes (at 69 cents a lime)

gonna need to wait for tomorrow for a 62 count bag of limes

 No.2623286

man fuck limes

 No.2623287

limes are a vegetable

 No.2623288

just get some lime juice

 No.2623289

will it be as good thou?

 No.2623290

dad came up to me and asked what 6 7 means so i told him it means the age when im planning on moving out of his house and he just looked pisses off and went into the garage

 No.2623291

tadaima~

 No.2623292

File: 1760751488375.jpg (184.57 KB, 746x1181, Gqlg-8OWAAA4uWC.jpg)

>>2623291
okaeri~

 No.2623293

File: 1760751503367.png (276.41 KB, 775x602, 1730758049649994.png)


 No.2623294

i dont know what 6 7 means either but i did dun hear about it

 No.2623295


 No.2623296

i found out i’m a sperm bank baby last year, so i tracked down my biological father, 23 years later yep, you guessed it they’re a tranny

 No.2623297

you lyin

 No.2623298

voice ai is making me realize how autistic and retarded i am

 No.2623299

he just look pisses off

 No.2623300

two more weeks
remain calm
patriots are in control

 No.2623301

we dem patriots

 No.2623302

god i love asmr

 No.2623303

File: 1760752128109.jpg (127.9 KB, 1600x1200, GjgSvcjbkAAREDx.jpg)


 No.2623304

File: 1760752280722.webm (1.92 MB, 1280x720, frog is drinking water.webm)


 No.2623305


 No.2623306

File: 1760752360451.jpg (640.61 KB, 1125x1452, whale beast.jpg)


 No.2623307

File: 1760752365321.png (424.82 KB, 1000x752, c49263_588c154591134bb98b7….png)

that american feel when you wash your ass in the shower and you see the soap foam starts slowly turning this color

 No.2623308

>>2623306
not unreasonable.

 No.2623309

File: 1760752446599.png (1.19 MB, 1298x809, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2623310

shes gonna dump you when winter wishlist drops

 No.2623311

shes too fat for those things that picture isnt showing her bod for a reason

 No.2623312

File: 1760752630765.jpg (120.92 KB, 1920x1080, 1593366777542.jpg)


 No.2623313

how come women dont want us 5'7" kings

 No.2623314

i want the top 5% of the male pool as a 3/10

 No.2623315

>>2623307
we do know this feel

 No.2623316

i hate planning im more of a vibes guy

 No.2623317

i want the top 0.001% of the female pool as a 5/10

 No.2623318

i want nothing but the finest ice cream as a fat white male

 No.2623319

File: 1760752768536.png (147.12 KB, 269x296, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2623320

id fuck lime iywkim

 No.2623321

the ice cream in my freezer has freezer burn

 No.2623322

another ohtani homer

 No.2623323

thatd be so stingy

 No.2623324

>>2623322
link me man

 No.2623325

dont wash my ass in the shower cuz im not gay

 No.2623326

if not the shower then where…

 No.2623327

File: 1760752939821.mp4 (3.42 MB, 1760752863609158.mp4)

>>2623324
this ones an absolute blast

 No.2623328

>>2623327
wtf it was like the same fuckin pitch too what a dumbass

 No.2623329

>>2623327
america has fallen
japan rules our national passtime

 No.2623330

>>2623327
bm bat flip fuck this nip nigger

 No.2623331

File: 1760753023444.jpg (360.33 KB, 1536x2048, 1759878622762555.jpg)

>national passtime

 No.2623332

https://x.com/MLB/status/1979366343716802614

with sound
he fuckin cranked it thats a bomb

 No.2623333

File: 1760753286873.jpg (53.59 KB, 626x348, Gjn0Lz8XoAAM2kM.jpg)


 No.2623334

damn i'm princess celestia's top guy?

 No.2623335

File: 1760753441257.jpg (1.01 MB, 3903x3507, GgL84DLWsAAtGku.jpg)


 No.2623336

miami bros, did we get too cocky?

 No.2623337

internet friend said i need to drink less…

 No.2623338

drink till im drunk

 No.2623339

>>2623335
*pulls the nigger alarm*
A NIGGER HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING, REPEAT, A NIGGER HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

 No.2623340

lol

 No.2623341

would you like to see a magic trick
*starts jerking off*

 No.2623342

oh no no no miami sistas!

 No.2623343

*stands out of my seat*
i know how the trick is done!

 No.2623344

File: 1760754118909.gif (428.21 KB, 200x183, 1760683939754414.gif)


 No.2623345

fuck the sports streaming sites are fucked for me with the adblockers. UFC and football are going to be fucked if i cant figure this out

 No.2623346

miami could have gone for the field goal and tied the game up for over time, but they got greedy and threw an interception and now they are going to lose 😂

 No.2623347

hurricants

 No.2623348

currently snacking : better made southern style sweet heat bbq chips

 No.2623349

i hate you people you never help me

 No.2623350


 No.2623351

hoooooooooh boy we got north carolina vs cali starting up bro!

 No.2623352

alright whats going on pal
why cant you use an adblocker

 No.2623353


 No.2623354

>>2623352
the sites have an overlayed ad that covers where the stream you click play on saying you gotta turn off the adblocker
when you turn off the adblocker it has this overlay you gotta X out of but everytime you click it opens and takes you to some new pop up page

 No.2623355

so watching all sports is done for me unless this gets fixed.
im so cooked
its over

 No.2623356

>>2623355
are you on vipbox?
i just clicked on a random stream and it fired up no problem

 No.2623357

what site are you talmbout theres lots

 No.2623358

so bored i might take a shower

 No.2623359

>>2623358
jack off before the shower bro

 No.2623360

im on firefox + ublock origin and no issues with any streams

 No.2623361

>>2623357
they all do the same deal and have the same servers they connect to.
maybe some different site like baked might work but i dont get the links for events there

 No.2623362

ohtani just hit a 3rd dinger nigga

 No.2623363

>>2623361
i use https://streamed.pk/ it never fails my bitch ass

 No.2623364

cant believe they are scripting baseball now

 No.2623365


 No.2623366

ok i got it working with popups with ublock origin lite on chrome

 No.2623367

just got home from a music show
i moshed in the mosh pit

 No.2623368

stop going out man your gonna get covid

 No.2623369

>>2623367
crazy ass white boy

 No.2623370

>>2623307
at least youre washing your ass

 No.2623371

>>2623367
who did you see???

 No.2623372

>>2623371
nobody i can say lil bro they were all small local acts

 No.2623373

>>2623372
who cares man we love small local acts

 No.2623374

oh yeah sure *says the name of the band that exists only in my town* *gets doxxed instnatly*

 No.2623375

bart ska-mpson?

 No.2623376

>>2623374
we can go local band for local band

 No.2623377


 No.2623378

just won an aram
i got an s ranking

 No.2623379

crazy how theres no fat girls in asia

 No.2623380

somebody link me the fight man

 No.2623381

*Gets doxed as an anonymous poster on a shitty website*

 No.2623382

shitty?!?

 No.2623383

kbreak

 No.2623384

>>2623174
actually bryan johnson just dropped his live to 120 meal prep video and not a single one of those ingredients were used at all

 No.2623385

File: 1760757031145.webm (3.33 MB, 405x720, 1705340399648874.webm)


 No.2623386

>>2623385
that's FP

 No.2623387

>>2623384
he is hubris personified his ridiculous and convoluted schemes for immortality amount to nothing next to the wisdom and example passed down through 100 generations

 No.2623388

oooh im home alone and im gonna watch a spooky movie

 No.2623389

>>2623385
california sugarbomb 🤮

 No.2623390


 No.2623391

ill be honest i was 4 beers deep by the end of that show it was a lil crazy

 No.2623392

3-3 3 homers 1 walk
100 pitches 10k's 0 runs

you cant really do better than that, that jap nigga aight

 No.2623393

>>2623388
scooby doo on zombie island (1998)

 No.2623394

>>2623393
that movie is way too scary for before bedtime man

 No.2623395

jiang went off

 No.2623396

gleep was right this whole time man ( i didnt actually watch this)

 No.2623397

cool im not watching it either

 No.2623398


 No.2623399

mosaic that shit

 No.2623400

what if it was asian pussyass and it was just a cowardly asian man

 No.2623401

it was gucci mane day and no one even told me

 No.2623402

4 beers deep and in the mosh pit at the johnny rebel show

 No.2623403

its fucking over

 No.2623404

>>2623403
I've lived a sad life, my last two girlfriends… had no ass scent at all!! their holes were always so clean and scent free, even after being out all day without a shower. They were white girls, maybe this is the problem? It was the weirdest thing and ultimately led to our break-ups… not even kidding. I'm so enamored with female ass smell that it becomes a real deal breaker: it's just too disappointing. I've hooked up with girls that had nice ripe scents, but alas it was nothing more than one night stand.

A story for you: had a mexican girl I was hooking up with I was a teenager in school, friend but not girlfriend…nice strong ass scent, maybe too much so… It was when I first was awakened to feminine butt scent and I felt like I was a gross pervert.. I did not appreciate it back then. She brought me over to her house and I met her mother, very sweet and cute mexican lady. I used this friend's toilet and smelt a smell from the trash can, found dirty ass wipings… I asked friend about it and she got real embarraessed, told me not to ask. I pushed about it another time when I was with her: told me that mother used to live in mexico with bad plumbing and has a bad habit of throwing her ass wipe into the trash instead of down the toilet….!!!!! My heart raced when I would go to her house, as soon as I;m through the door: "i need to use the restroom" I would dig her mother's dirty ass wipings out and huff until hyperventilation set it. Never got caught, but didn't have /scv/ to make me feel like I wasn't an all alone freak…

 No.2623405

>>2623403
its up and hes cooked

 No.2623406

alright so… im gay…

 No.2623407

File: 1760759399474.jpg (90.58 KB, 620x814, Gb1haFaXkAwG0aL.jpg)


 No.2623408

>>2623407
*sits my fat white ass down*

 No.2623409


 No.2623410

File: 1760759650994.mp4 (2.39 MB, e87d50f6jsvf1.mp4)

emirubro your girl got raped at twitchcon already man

 No.2623411

>>2623410
that was a really delayed 'whoa'

 No.2623412

File: 1760759743322.png (89.26 KB, 622x554, Gt7csS-WMAACDJb.png)


 No.2623413

>>2623410
a man on a mission

 No.2623414

>>2623410
too bad he didn't have a knife

 No.2623415

>>2623410
worth it

 No.2623416

he got to smell emiru and i didnt

 No.2623417

>>2623410
this is so fucked up on so many levels its just completely fucked

 No.2623418

https://kick.com/punannie

NASTY LEVELS: EXTREME

 No.2623419

that guys huge she would stand no chance

 No.2623420

wonder what its like to be small and helpless

 No.2623421

>>2623418
now let me take a look at this

 No.2623422

File: 1760759959513.jpg (578.88 KB, 3000x4000, Untitled.jpg)


 No.2623423

what sad expressions

 No.2623424

>>2623418
that's an unfortunate bunny-tier face

 No.2623425

crazy how that vid got 4 replies but toot wont let me watch it

 No.2623426

File: 1760760284305.png (190.39 KB, 674x560, 1759941270698866.png)


 No.2623427

>>2623426
too real man

 No.2623428

it got 5
toots hiding posts from you man

 No.2623429

gleepy we should go into business together

 No.2623430

File: 1760760487176.png (58.55 KB, 426x243, ClipboardImage.png)

WHY CANT I WATCH THE VID

 No.2623431

hearing a lot about cooking beef "trotters" recently

 No.2623432

>>2623429
no
finance

 No.2623433

>>2623431
where man at the soup kitchen after you're done donating plasma?

 No.2623434

>>2623430
that happens to me sometimes and ummmm yea it just kinda fixes itself

 No.2623435

File: 1760760561131.mp4 (6.36 MB, afgwfg.mp4)

damn

 No.2623436


 No.2623437

>>2623435
CHILLS

 No.2623438

File: 1760760633607.webm (2.76 MB, 1080x1920, 1740112275650.webm)

saturday 00:10

 No.2623439


 No.2623440

>>2623436
lol that guard realized he was mogged and instantly tried to back off

 No.2623441

i need to cure my brain

 No.2623442

File: 1760761143599.jpg (324.3 KB, 1611x635, 1672564930004.jpg)

you know what they say
mog or be mogged

 No.2623443

>>2623436
lol check the ops name

 No.2623444

is mogging really just about being taller

 No.2623445

unfortunately i am not 7' so i will have to while away my days gaming and sippin

 No.2623446

imo a true mogging is outclassing in every aspect and height is one of them

 No.2623447

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reminder that the tallest person on earth without gigantism plays for dem gators

 No.2623448

7'9" and still standing on his toes lmao

 No.2623449

>>2623444
i just grabbed a pic from /fit/ it wasnt the best i guess

 No.2623450

why dont we breed people specifically for sports

 No.2623451

>>2623438
he juiced up

 No.2623452

>>2623450
china and russia definitely do

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>>2623450
have you heard of these "nigger" fellas

 No.2623454

yao ming was kinda bred for basketball. they didnt specifically tell his parents to go fuck but they matched them up and stuff

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>>2623447
he might not ever play for dem gators, word is hes too slow

 No.2623456

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 No.2623457

from the dog bed to the tv kaya will be free

 No.2623458

>For the record Asmon never shocks his roaches.
okay i lold

 No.2623459

i came

 No.2623460

as fast as you could

 No.2623461

crazy that people still buy pokemon games when they look so bad and have for decades now

 No.2623462

wipers vs diapers
so we meet again…

 No.2623463

>>2623410
lmao thats hot too bad he didnt rip her clothes off

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>>2623463
Wow, what is wrong with you?

 No.2623465

whats wrong with me? a lot
whats right? not much

 No.2623466

>>2623461
my autistic interests ended up being porn and alcohol instead of pokemon so i haven't played any in 20 years, but didn't they look fine when they were still handheld?

 No.2623467

dodgers are gonna win the world series again that is kinda gay

 No.2623469

>>2623461
i havent played the most recent ones but gen 7 was the best since like gen 3

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