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 No.2622268[Last 50 Posts]

we are not happy

 No.2622269

File: 1760662497003.jpg (155.96 KB, 1080x1350, 1760645833281407.jpg)


 No.2622270

im a lot like lysander of sparta

 No.2622271

no way in hell youre like that nigga

 No.2622272

ASS

 No.2622273

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so after selling plasma today as i was walking back to my car when sugar ray's "fly" randomly popped into my head. i then got in my car and guess what song was playing on the radio!? that's right, "fly" by sugar ray. im getting gangstalked again!

 No.2622274

that is kinda brazy

 No.2622275

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>so after selling plasma today

 No.2622276

humans are evolving we are downloading up the radiowaves directly into our brains

 No.2622277

j heard humans have over 20 senses

 No.2622278

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 No.2622279

File: 1760663187869.jpg (53.86 KB, 600x600, marr1.jpg)

crazy how ham chose this dude over gleep

 No.2622280

these are the most comfortable pants i have ever worn

 No.2622281

>>2622279
do we need black suits?

 No.2622282

napfuck with no nap is not enjoying himself right now

 No.2622283

>>2622281
women do tend to like men in uniform…

 No.2622284

>>2622281
yes because a photograph of dude in suit exists

 No.2622285

im really bad at handshakes i always grab fingers you know what i mean

 No.2622286

you gotta have a good handshake man

 No.2622287

isnt that a mason thing

 No.2622288

it's part of a good first impression

 No.2622289

means nothing to me. if someone has a bad shake i think nothing of it

 No.2622290

oh no no no ja'nigger!

 No.2622291

File: 1760663849623.png (Spoiler Image, 1.36 MB, 1080x1572, Screenshot_20251017_021555….png)

lol

 No.2622292

*throws into double coverage*

 No.2622293

>>2622291
can barely even tell whats going on

 No.2622294

k-break

 No.2622295

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 No.2622297

art is so cool

 No.2622298

>>2622293
he prematurely ejaculated before putting it in

 No.2622299

tadaima~

 No.2622300

just yaoi things

 No.2622301

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>>2622299
okaeri~

 No.2622302

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 No.2622303

i see a lot of myself in elon musk

 No.2622304

>>2622280
what kind though

 No.2622305

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>>2622275
is that markiplier?

 No.2622306

not a fan of joking around

 No.2622307

>>2622304
my newest pants pattern but in a wool twill

 No.2622308

>>2622306
why so serious

 No.2622309

reminder to work on your calligraphy specially if you have a fountain pen

 No.2622310

raping a man is such a power move

 No.2622311

>>2622307
are they pleated or high waisted like a 1900 yuropeasant or weird in some way?

 No.2622312

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lol

 No.2622313

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 No.2622314

>>2622303
you're a diaperfur?

 No.2622315

oh no no no no steelers bros!

 No.2622316

i have no idea if what was in these mostly empty cans is beer, or piss. it fizzed as i poured it into a cup, and i can smell alcohol

 No.2622317

>>2622311
single pleat hollywood waistband but it can sit at your natural waist or lower for a casual almost drop crotch contemporary silhouette

 No.2622318

where do you get mostly empty cans of beer?

 No.2622319

from the floor around my chair where they are set after i finish drinking them. sometimes they are pissed in

 No.2622320

>>2622313
a bat..huh

 No.2622321

this is such a dangerous game man. the cup is paper and there's bubbles all over it, i don't think my piss is this foamy

 No.2622322

>>2622321
get it together man

 No.2622323

okay it wasn't piss. really lucked out on that first sip

 No.2622324

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 No.2622325

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 No.2622326

napfuck needs nap napfuck needs nap napfuck needs nap

 No.2622327

>>2622324
kind of but more yohji and less brooks brothers

 No.2622328

ive been farming a 1/10000 drop in runescape for days i feel like a maplestory korean

 No.2622329

kinda crazy that women just shit out of their ass

 No.2622330

kinda crazy were in our selling plasma era

 No.2622331

i almost bought a yohji cardigan but then i didnt and it sold out

 No.2622332

selling plasma is so pon

 No.2622333

if i bought my outfit instead of sewing it would be like $10k

 No.2622334


 No.2622335

i cant own white t-shirts because i will stain them with food instantly
you wear $10k outfits
we are not the same

 No.2622336

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it's really getting crazier out there

 No.2622337

you should wear darker tshirts if you stain them so much…

 No.2622338

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 No.2622340

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>>2622332
…you think so?

 No.2622341

man fuck the dodgers

 No.2622342

https://theshopyohjiyamamoto.com/products/hl-p26-844-1
four thousand dollars for these things

 No.2622343

File: 1760666410684.png (93.68 KB, 929x595, ClipboardImage.png)

this is my burg shirt its dark so you dont stain it

 No.2622344

>>2622342
some of the other subbrands are orders of magnitude cheaper and you can find stuff on sale

 No.2622345

old man joe flacco is dominating old man aaron rodgers

 No.2622346

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just an honest day's work

 No.2622347


 No.2622348

>>2622346
so fucked up

 No.2622349

>>2622343
are those the tshirts that zucc used to wear all the time?

 No.2622350

hollup 12 micron merino? might need to start selling some 'sma

 No.2622351

i would fw all the cool clothes u guys post but where i live now its super hot all year long

 No.2622352

linenspammer activate

 No.2622353

we know dades hot man

 No.2622354

is dades wet bulb too much for even linen?

 No.2622355

File: 1760666922181.mp4 (1.89 MB, 1760662987911687.mp4)


 No.2622356

PEE PEE PEE PEE NIGGER AND VAGINA

 No.2622357

you die without AC

 No.2622358

File: 1760667178231.jpg (211.55 KB, 1024x1024, 1760288202094788.jpg)

its time

 No.2622359

>>2622356
+1
couldn't have said it better myself

 No.2622360

>>2622338
guys like this give off huge pedo vibes

 No.2622361

>>2622355
what if girls actually looked like this

 No.2622362


 No.2622363

>>2622355
her bangs dont move an inch!

 No.2622364

ah fuck im drunk on a school night

 No.2622365

>>2622346
zii is gonna flip

 No.2622366

>>2622364
you fucked up so bad

 No.2622367

i feel much more liberated in my drinking knowing if i run out i can walk to a cheap corner bar

 No.2622368

>>2622366
not true

 No.2622369

>>2622364
just take the morning off itll be fine

 No.2622370

>>2622364
bro you're like 40 with grey george costanza hair

there are 17 year olds doing what you're doing

 No.2622371

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 No.2622372

*runs to the expensive bar*

 No.2622373

>>2622369
and miss attendance? bro thats a grade

 No.2622374

if we all sold our 'sma back in 2011 and bought bitcoin we could have bought multiple mansions…

 No.2622375

saar what you're doing

 No.2622376

i still have a short writing project and a second draft to do……………

 No.2622377

>>2622370
bro im not old like you oldfucks im in my prime im free im thriving

 No.2622378

>>2622377
you an unc and you know it

 No.2622379

>>2622376
do it by hand

 No.2622380

File: 1760667855984.png (1.11 MB, 1200x1200, 1759597356974.png)

ask ai to do it

 No.2622381

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 No.2622382

what is the state of their hearts

 No.2622383

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 No.2622384

hol' up, 'do made a pokemon 'za?

 No.2622385

going merino tshirt mode

 No.2622386

the bad man aaron rodgers just made a tuddy!

 No.2622387

the girls last tour are so cute i wish lesbians were real

 No.2622388

its for a research paper its really obvious when ai does that stuff

 No.2622389

cant you just be like chatgpt gimme the sickest links and then you do the writing

 No.2622390

chatgpt suck my dick

 No.2622391

ai is evil

 No.2622392

ai is necessary.

 No.2622393

forever the sickest links

 No.2622394

at this point if ai fails then the west collapses and the industrial engineering might of china will rule for then next millenia

 No.2622395

ai is penis zonk

 No.2622396

>>2622394
i actually read some takes like this recently
basically going that ai has invested so much into ai that even if you are an ai skeptic its a moral imperative that you help ai succeed because the fallout of it failing will be so much worse

 No.2622397

america has invested so much into ai*

 No.2622398

i asked chatgpt to give me the sickest link and it gave me this https://zzz.zoomquilt.org/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

 No.2622399

ai failing would be so awesome

 No.2622400

i've never seen a femboy who hasn't later transitioned

 No.2622401

ai is a huge success for me (i am not losing billions running an ai company)

 No.2622402

we're gonna run out of water for the AI

 No.2622403

https://patatap.com/?utm_source=chatgpt.com
okay it also said this one this one is pretty crazy

 No.2622404

burgers use more water than ai and were never running out of burgers
qed

 No.2622405

>>2622400
i detransitioned

 No.2622406

chatgpt told me to go to rotten.com and bestgore

 No.2622407

>>2622405
who asked

 No.2622408

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 No.2622409

>>2622403
THIS is crazy

 No.2622410

ive run out of burgers before

 No.2622411

>>2622409
nobodys gonna click on it because theyre gonna think its a trojan but im glad you did

 No.2622412

i didnt click on that because i thought it was a trojan

 No.2622413

yeh it's pretty cool man

 No.2622414

it was pretty cool

 No.2622415


 No.2622416

im just clicking my mouse and spinning it and its very overstimulating

 No.2622417


 No.2622418

is flacco elite??

 No.2622419

i want a bf

 No.2622420

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 No.2622421

>>2622419
youre so cooked
its over

 No.2622422

NO
ИO
NO
ИO
NO
ИO

 No.2622423

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 No.2622424

damn that guy got denied

 No.2622425

those guys are way too old for me man

 No.2622426

just sneezed if you even care

 No.2622427

i asked i care

 No.2622428

stay healthy >.<

 No.2622429

it is very crazy to me that they finally invented a drug to cure obesity its rather scifi isnt it

 No.2622430

here comes that bad bad man aaron godgers

 No.2622431

that reminds me i still need to watch the substance

 No.2622432


 No.2622433

im 110 lbs but im investing into ozempic anyway so i can cash in on the inevitable class action lawsuit

 No.2622434

*windmill dunks*

 No.2622435

>>2622408
okay i hate gooks but lol

 No.2622436

help help ozempic made me too in shape!

 No.2622437

>>2622419
i could rape you

 No.2622438

>>2622437
id like to see you try

 No.2622439

File: 1760669292088.jpg (204.39 KB, 1152x2048, G3O--jvXUAEX6XT.jpg)

>im 110lbs

 No.2622440

we already watched the substance together

 No.2622441

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babymetal kinda getting mogged ngl

 No.2622442

i was working or something that night

 No.2622443

>>2622431
bro how did you miss watching it with the comm

 No.2622444

lil bro has a job

 No.2622445

movies aren't good

 No.2622446

>>2622441
babymetal was crazy live man they were dancing and jumping and the mosh pit was going crazy

 No.2622447

>>2622444
yeah a blow job
from your mom

 No.2622448

grow up

 No.2622449

oh yea i was gonna watch the wizard of lies tonight

 No.2622450

crazy how they always throw rei and liz to the sidelines

 No.2622451

you should watch wizards (1977) instead

 No.2622452

(b)lizzard ent…

 No.2622453

you should watch sorcerer (1977) instead

 No.2622454

heroin?
i know some heroincore

 No.2622455

city the animation is enjoyable for certain people

 No.2622456

>>2622451
> wizards (1977)
STREAM THIS SHIT NOOOOOWWWWW
RIGHT FUCKING NOW

 No.2622457

getting ps in less than a month… im scared…

 No.2622458

>>2622456
i've already seent it doe

 No.2622459

>>2622457
water you getting done

 No.2622460

your mom

 No.2622461

what if instead of ad breaks they played a music video

 No.2622462

>>2622456
thats free on youtube

 No.2622463

>>2622460
slam jam thank ya maam

 No.2622464

>>2622462
STREAM IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 No.2622465

>>2622464
you stream it

 No.2622466

>>2622454
i need more stuff that sounds like this

 No.2622467

how do you stream stuff

 No.2622468

>>2622465
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUU *GRABS YOU BY THE SHOULDERS AND STARTS SLAMMING YOUR HEAD INTO A CONCRETE WALL*

>>2622466
just go ahead and listen to everything ricky eat acid has ever made

 No.2622469

>>2622468
whast your deal man

 No.2622470

thinking about switching from wasd to esdf

 No.2622471


 No.2622472

>>2622470
officer
this guy right here

 No.2622473

File: 1760670029149.mp4 (1.02 MB, 8010590-a37f27830b86272eb5….mp4)


 No.2622474

>>2622468
i fw three lone songs heavily but actually havent listened to much else he's done

 No.2622475

we listening to heroincore now?

 No.2622476

>>2622473
cant stop tloling at this man what did he think was gonna happen

 No.2622477

he did nothing wrong
he did everything correct

 No.2622478

that bad man aaron rodgers… is bad.?

 No.2622479

>>2622474
>but actually havent listened to much else he's done
rectify this immediately
i been fw sam for like 8 years

 No.2622480

havent listened to teen suicide in a coons age

 No.2622481

i keep downloading shit but never watching shit

 No.2622482

>>2622475
if youre doped on heroin you arent conscious enough to play an instrument which is why this doesnt feel heroincore to me
it has to be just like abstract beep boops and drones and samples

 No.2622483


 No.2622484

>>2622480
*slides you this*

 No.2622485

they released a new single (teen suicide)

 No.2622486

calm down you freaks

 No.2622487

wish i knew what hemp fabric was like

 No.2622488

look at that old white man run!

 No.2622489

here he comes
that baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man

 No.2622490

>>2622396
whenever i use ai i just get ads for competing ai lol

 No.2622491

think ill go on a little walk for the second time today out of boredem

 No.2622492

ugh boredem? am i retarded be honest chat

 No.2622493

toon stream coonskin (1975)

 No.2622494

oh no no no dem refs are fucking the bad man!

 No.2622495

little walks are important
boredom is important

 No.2622496

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2622497

>>2622495
we bike man
we're bikefucks
its what we do

 No.2622498

>>2622484
i used to really like dc snuff film but i stopped keeping up with teen suicide/sam ray years ago

 No.2622499

>>2622466
listen to this one
i used to have this on repeat when i was super dep

 No.2622500

this guy isnt super dep GET HIM

 No.2622501

hol up
music time's over
its up

 No.2622502

i can imagine how it sounds now
"im such a failure i even failed at trooning out… what am i…"

 No.2622503

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>>2622470
bro, we made that transition over a decade ago

 No.2622504

the jays are doing it

 No.2622505

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 No.2622506

niggas out here really inventing new genders like esdf

 No.2622507

>>2622505
hol up i'm eating the bugs and i own nothing?

 No.2622508

you own a cute lil trooner gf

 No.2622509

>>2622503
i never transitioned

 No.2622510

we detransitioned actually

 No.2622511

coming home from the long day factory to your precious little trooner gf making you kid cuisine

 No.2622512

hold still bro you're about to transition from living to dead *red laser sight appears on your forehead*

 No.2622513

oh no no no

 No.2622514

HOOOOOOOOOO BOY FLACCBROS!!

 No.2622515

MY MAN T WOODY

 No.2622516

ultimate unc test: kinkos

 No.2622517

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 No.2622518

>>2622516
that's beyond unc

that's like grandpa shit, and i'm almost 35

 No.2622519

i can feel my labubu feeding off my life force

 No.2622520

i have had bouts of wernicke aphasia since i was a kid

 No.2622521

40kg curl is seriously impressive

 No.2622522

hoo boy here we go bengalbros

 No.2622523

that guy could probably curl me and id let him too

 No.2622524

Bungles Bros, it all comes down to this …

 No.2622525

what if we could make real life like a slice of life anime

 No.2622526

oh no no no steelerschuds!!!!

 No.2622527

imagine unironically losing to the bunggles 😂

 No.2622528

check this out sound of the summer

 No.2622529

looked at a bunch of merino tshirts and realized i have a condition and should rethink my life

 No.2622530

that bad mans still got 7 seconds…

 No.2622531

i should be bullying all of you and havent. you guys are out of control tonight

 No.2622532

how did you get so trig'd by like one post about merino wool bro
its over for you

 No.2622533

DAMN that bad man got it there what a bomb

 No.2622534

back from ping pong

 No.2622535

the unc bowl went hard

 No.2622536

>>2622503
i just cant
i was trying it for deadlock because i like having extra binds for active items but shift and control feel way too far away

 No.2622537

>>2622528
>not linking the best song off icedancer
shaking my damn head

 No.2622538

>>2622537
damn this fuckin sucks!

 No.2622539

>>2622538
you fuckin sucks

 No.2622540

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 No.2622541

japanese mythological creatures are like a fat snake an umbrella a fox with too many tales

 No.2622542

and a girl that lives in a toilet

 No.2622543

File: 1760672201664.jpeg (201.86 KB, 1080x1068, 3als8iq1njvf1.jpeg)

think about it lawnbros

 No.2622544

>>2622540
HOMINA HOMINA AWOOOOOGA

 No.2622545

giving my stupid chud son another beetlejuice fanta so he stops crying

 No.2622546


 No.2622547

crazy how in a few years once ai crispr is mainstream it will be normal for sons to marry and have children with their big boobie goth gf fathers

 No.2622548

bf6 lowkey looks fun

 No.2622549

>>2622541
>too many tales [sic]
or perhaps normal fox have too few tales [sic], did you ever consider that?

 No.2622550

>>2622549
NO
ИO
NO
ИO
NO
ИO

 No.2622551

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>>2622536
i started doing it with wow back when i was teen and just got used to it.

 No.2622552

hol up we got new 6ix9ine wiggerbros

 No.2622553

File: 1760673933276.png (886.19 KB, 743x900, ClipboardImage.png)

holy fuck duffbros we are so back

 No.2622554

has there ever been a city or neighborhood that went up in value when black people moved in?

 No.2622555

we call them niggers here boy

 No.2622556

wtf i went and got all my chores started when the game was 7-10 and it turned into an old man shootout

 No.2622557

kinda have to poo kinda dont

 No.2622558

gih

 No.2622559

let it sit dont force it your time will come

 No.2622560

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 No.2622561

just got told i should be raped by niggers for playing a video game

 No.2622562

>>2622561
were gonna need more information

 No.2622563

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 No.2622564

>>2622561
were they wrong?

 No.2622565


 No.2622566

discovered a cool effect you can get if you peel up a bit of your chapped lip skin and whistle

 No.2622567

lol

 No.2622568

drinkin mah sludge

 No.2622569

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 No.2622570


 No.2622571

the frig this meal from hello fresh is SO SALTY

it kept saying to add more salt and pepper (I didn't) and it's still almost inedible

 No.2622572

File: 1760676120455.jpg (173.63 KB, 1417x525, Untitled.jpg)

had to check in on my old guild and

oh no no nono!

 No.2622573

we cannot be using hello fresh man

 No.2622574

>>2622571
do you really just put it in the microwave

 No.2622575

>>2622574
no i cooked it dummy

 No.2622576

we gotta get wild and tough

 No.2622577

>>2622573
it's the last box I already cancelled

 No.2622578

wait so its not even cooked already they send you raw stuff?

 No.2622579

>>2622570
trump should up the ante to 10,000,000% tariffs

 No.2622580


 No.2622581

File: 1760676715523.gif (32.39 KB, 810x800, lol.gif)

>>2622569
the author even made the strawman a fucking manlet LEL

 No.2622582


 No.2622583

>>2622554
compton?
brooklyn?
harlem?

 No.2622584

im gonna watch traumatika

 No.2622585

please use my characters in whatever fucked up disturbed gross fan art you want to make

 No.2622586

>>2622583
are those questions cause i dont know the answer

 No.2622587

yeah I hope someone knows
funny if true because it means that the only value they can offer is singing and dancing monkeys

 No.2622588

its kinda crazy how hello freshs business model is charging less for more and making you cook it anyway
absolutely insane that it works and the people who pay for that kind of thing, who allow that kind of demonic business to thrive, need to be culled

 No.2622589

what's wrong with charging less for more?

 No.2622590

new business idea charge less for more and hope the dumbass vcs dont notice and run away with all their money

 No.2622591


 No.2622592

https://www.warcrafttavern.com/wow/news/controller-icon-for-world-of-warcraft-added-to-battle-net-launcher/
its so over theyre gonna dumb it down even more until theyre gonna turn it into guild wars 2

 No.2622593

you could definitely play classic wow with a controller

 No.2622594

File: 1760677942830.jpg (86.65 KB, 750x832, GeDLZymXMAAxFkL.jpg)

its weird when people insist that humans in ancient times treated dogs as tools and not beloved companions

 No.2622595

but have we considered raising our own merino sheep

 No.2622596

people have raised and loved animals forever who would insist that we didnt

 No.2622597

>>2622596
theres this idea that people didnt really treat dogs as loving pets until modern times that before modernity they were just another farm animal

 No.2622598

>>2622592
ive been posting about this for threads man the wowbros said it was a nothingburger but that and plater removal kill the game for me

 No.2622599

how long is mop classic gonna run im kinda excited for wod

 No.2622600

hammercurlbro if you had to pick one other exercise what would it be

 No.2622601

muscleup

 No.2622602

>>2622596
/scv/ is 90% someone imagining a guy, tricking themselves into believing that guy exists and then getting mad about it

 No.2622603

>>2622596
brown shitskins

 No.2622604

>>2622602
brown shitskin detected phasers set to kill

 No.2622605

there are black people outside your house

 No.2622606

my black neighbor is a pretty nice guy

 No.2622607

does he jog in workboots

 No.2622608

i dont think so

 No.2622609

if karma was real id get hit by a car on my scooter tomorrow
but it isnt so scootfuck and his backpack full of booze will be safe

 No.2622610

for laughing at that guy getting hit by a car on the sidewalk on his scooter i meant

 No.2622611

the lion does not concern himself with a nagging headache

 No.2622612

File: 1760680549179.png (Spoiler Image, 863.38 KB, 950x520, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2622613

jogging in workboots sounds tuff

 No.2622614

bro is that little mac

 No.2622615

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early … our parents aren't having children."

 No.2622616

we're lowering it ourselves

 No.2622617

actually were raising it to inhuman levels

 No.2622618

File: 1760680887997.jpg (169.98 KB, 756x1008, 1700766291101725.jpg)

>our parents aren't having children

 No.2622619

cant wait to drink tomorrow

 No.2622620

cant believe drinking time is merely 24 hours away

 No.2622621

cant believe i'm drinking right now

 No.2622622

havent had a sip in months you guys need to get a grip

 No.2622623

*grips my glass*

 No.2622624

oh i've got a grip… ON THIS BEER MUG ROFLMAO

 No.2622625

lol

 No.2622626

>>2622624
ok thats actually funny

 No.2622627

>>2622623
>>2622624
ok i admit it im owned

 No.2622628

File: 1760681468009.png (67.3 KB, 1428x567, ClipboardImage.png)

you know a movies bouta be sick when it starts with this

 No.2622629


 No.2622630

>>2622629
i know how you feel. this one time i kept hinting over and over that i wanted this wolverine toy for christmas, and my retard parents didn't buy it.

 No.2622631

lol

 No.2622632

boy this poe fella could write
they dont make em like this anymore

 No.2622633

perhaps this might seem a little insensitive but if you weigh 550lbs you should probably be culled

 No.2622634

poe has a pretty big dev team its not just one guy

 No.2622635

>>2622632
he was an og crazy ass white boy

 No.2622636

>>2622632
have you seen the pale blue eye

 No.2622637

the little known sequel to the dark brown eye

 No.2622638

bitbros…

 No.2622639

>>2622636
no is it good
i like christian bale

 No.2622640

>>2622639
yea it was sweet i recommend

 No.2622641

lol

 No.2622642

i need to grip a sip

 No.2622643

im just a little scamp

 No.2622644

File: 1760682864359.png (191.61 KB, 600x800, ClipboardImage.png)

watching this interview with a korean actress cuz im gay and this bitch claims she regularly drinks 8 liters of beer a night

no.

 No.2622645

she purges bro

 No.2622646

alexa how many cans in 8 liters

 No.2622647

she'd probably die from 8 litres of water in one night

 No.2622648

24ish if were talking 33 cl cans

 No.2622649

dayoungs body break

 No.2622650

i drink 4L a night on the weekends and my hangovers are pretty wicked

 No.2622651

alexa 33 cl to cans

 No.2622652

alexa zap this american moron

 No.2622653

trump is going to dronestrike you bro watch your ass

 No.2622654

why is coat hanger the first thing that comes to people's minds when they think of diy abortions

 No.2622655

i read coat hanger and it was the first thing i thought of before i finished reading lol

 No.2622656

lolllllllllllll abortions!!!
dead babies rofl!!!!!!

 No.2622657


 No.2622658

remember dead baby jokes
like 'how many babies does it take to paint a wall?' 'depends on how hard you throw'

 No.2622659


 No.2622660

what was that one joke? what's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies

 No.2622661

>>2622660
i dont have a lamborghini in my garage

 No.2622662

theres many differences i think

 No.2622663

whats even the coat hanger abortion method do you just stick it in there and rummage around
i dont know female anatomy

 No.2622664

>>2622661
lol Flood detected; Post discarded.

 No.2622665

>lilbro doens't have a lamborghini in his garage

 No.2622666

>>2622663
well they have a pussy and they pee out of that. the rest is a mystery

 No.2622667

i remember my 9th grade biology teacher overhearing some dead baby jokes and he told some he remembered from when he was in school

 No.2622668

male teachers are either the biggest faggots on earth or based like that

 No.2622669

>>2622441
oooff actually brutal 💀

 No.2622670

one male teacher i had was a long term substitute after someone quit and he would let us dip in the class lol

 No.2622671

forgive me teach but this lip wont pack itself

 No.2622672


 No.2622673

lets see all my male teachers?
4th grade we had this cool guy that would throw the chalk board erasers at people who talked too much
7th grade history teacher let us go outside and play kickball during his class
8th grade math teacher was a total dweeb, his wife was also a teacher and smoking hot
10th grade math teacher was this super old dude who literally wrote the textbook and took us to a restaurant across the street for lunch on the last day of school
11th grade history teacher would get boners during class lol
12th grade gov/economics teacher was a football coach he was chill

 No.2622674

i watched the wizard of lies and it was not what i was expecting
a bunch of the acting and dialogue was terrible

 No.2622675

lets see i have to buy dad a christmas gift even though he has way more money than i do

 No.2622676

>>2622673
describe 8th grade's wife in detail
10th grade sounds like a chomo

 No.2622677

think all those years of drinking hurt my memory i dont really remember any teachers

 No.2622678

>>2622676
its been like 20 years so i dont really remember much but i do remember thinking she had nice hair and hips, I think she was kinda pear shaped though

 No.2622679

we like that here

 No.2622680

im already tracer

 No.2622681

how do i earn quick money REAL fast?
i need to buy crypto now that is low

 No.2622682

>>2622681
we sell plasma and door dash around here

 No.2622683

>>2622681
*slides you the gun and motorcycle helmet*

 No.2622684

>>2622681
*unzips and hands you a 10*

 No.2622685

why would you pay before the bj

 No.2622686

i'm talking about a few hundos in a day or two man

 No.2622687

kinda crazy how inflation hasnt changed the price of a hj under the queensborough bridge

 No.2622688

>>2622685
i have a gun

 No.2622689

gleepy how long would it take to learn how to do this

 No.2622690

>>2622687
it's gone down man

it used to be $15

 No.2622691

>>2622686
go to costco and buy a bunch of oregano, then go on craigslist and say you're selling "flower" for $10 a gram

 No.2622692

you want to see some freaky shit go to the health/wellness part of craigslist

 No.2622693

why doesnt craig update his faggy ass site

 No.2622694

File: 1760686745560.png (1.66 MB, 2549x4080, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2622695

*trips like a cartoon character into that shelf and destroys it all*
oops

 No.2622696

that fag doesn't even have the battle chest. epic fail chat

 No.2622697

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 No.2622698

https://kick.com/mskat


why doesnt tinny just go for a thai monkey woman

 No.2622699

he tried

 No.2622700

tinny would mog this beta gook faggot with the umbrella

 No.2622701


 No.2622702

File: 1760687287944.png (1.46 MB, 1168x972, 57d1c082-aa55-4208-8d14-08….png)


 No.2622703

>>2622702
what is that expression conveying

 No.2622704

>>2622702
you know i had to do it to em

 No.2622705

File: 1760687363872.jpg (715.32 KB, 1440x1920, 535120845_1828739721428492….jpg)


 No.2622706

>>2622702
the king and his jesters

 No.2622707

>>2622703
a man tired of all the boomboom…is there nothing more to life?

 No.2622708

tin got hairy ass arms boii

 No.2622709

theres a higher than 1% chance that all the people in that picture have a penis

 No.2622710

right of red shirt is the only one i think you need to worry about

 No.2622711

actually left of tin….

 No.2622712

what the fuck this cunt in the stream is horrifically ugly

tinny is better looking

 No.2622713

what i don't understand about shithole asian countries is how do they decide who has to become a tranny? they all look like pussies

 No.2622714

>>2622713
they follow their heart

 No.2622715

>>2622714
everyone at that table could be male and i wouldn't even know if not for tin

 No.2622716

our maths teacher pulled up a youtube vid of the other maths teacher getting owned in an 800m race it was pretty funny

 No.2622717

dead tired at 10pm
wide awake at 4am

 No.2622718

have you tried melatonin lol

 No.2622719

our teacher just pulled up hololive videos its so shit
glad he got fired grey haired bitch

 No.2622720

>>2622719
+1
fuck that faggot, i caught him looking at my dick once

 No.2622721

did we talk about the gothic king cobra's autopsy confirming he died of a heart attack brought on by food poisoning

 No.2622722

oh no ive been following his food hacks

 No.2622723

>>2622721
where did you see this

 No.2622724

don't be fucking funny kid

 No.2622725

SWIM got drunk as fuck last night and looked at the comments on his death tribute video

 No.2622726

crypto and the entire economy are crashing down
and you're laughing?

 No.2622727

what kind of guy should i make for world of warcraft the burning crusade coming to the anniversary classic servers soon

 No.2622728

not a jew or trump

that shit doesn't affect me nigger

 No.2622729


 No.2622730

>>2622727
we got an alliance warlock and horde warrior man!

 No.2622731

>>2622729
what does this mean besides all american serviceman are retarded faggots looking for welfare checks

 No.2622732

nigger pull the trigger

 No.2622733

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 No.2622734


 No.2622735


 No.2622736

File: 1760690033138.jpg (79.42 KB, 1280x720, G3NSILoaoAAmBmm.jpg)

its owari da for nipponbros

 No.2622737


 No.2622738

oh you're an iraq veteran? here, have a seat at our honor the troops table
*pulls a cord and dumps a giant bucket of piss nickelodeon slime style on him*

 No.2622739

>>2622736
alexa must be wrong, these guys are still as tall as my mom at 2000

 No.2622740

>>2622735
i've never had a job but is it normal to use the crane as a scaffolding elevator for forklifts then drop them to fall to their deaths

 No.2622741

>>2622738
hes a hero

 No.2622742

shooting brown children in the head doesn't make you a hero, just a good person

 No.2622743

wonder if broseidon is getting shipped to israel

 No.2622744

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 No.2622745

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

 No.2622746

i have testicular torsion right now what do i do quick

 No.2622747

spin those balls rightways player

 No.2622748

>>2622746
This is a medical emergency—testicular torsion can cause permanent damage or loss of the testicle if not treated within 4-6 hours.Immediate action: Go to the nearest emergency room (ER) RIGHT NOW. Call 911 or emergency services if you can't drive yourself. Do not wait, eat, drink, or take pain meds without advice.Symptoms like sudden severe pain, swelling, nausea—tell the ER staff exactly that for fast triage.Surgery (detorsion) is usually needed urgently. Time is critical; act now to save the testicle.

 No.2622749

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 No.2622750

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 No.2622751

>>2622749
alex jonesified

 No.2622752

>>2622749
don't ever reply to me with this faggot

he deserves to be raped and shot to death for being jewish and rich

 No.2622753

HOW THE FUCK IS IT ONLY 5AM

 No.2622754

>>2622751
alex jones didn't look like a gay guy with aids until his late 20s when he decided to start juicing to make up for his insecurities

 No.2622755

sam was kinda cute!!!!!!!

 No.2622756

don't be a faggot bro. please don't be a faggot here

 No.2622757

thats it im drinking 8 liters of beer tonight to show that asian bitch up

 No.2622758

File: 1760692255686.jpg (155.54 KB, 1528x1920, G3ZjlhdWUAAxGdA.jpg)


 No.2622759

you know that much beer doesnt sound that crazy if its those little 2% abv beers

 No.2622760

thats like 25 trips to the bathroom

 No.2622761

that's only 22 and a half beers man

if you start when you wake up you're good by dinner

 No.2622762

i like drinking for 4, maybe 5 hours then passing out i aint drinking all day

 No.2622763

i could drink maybe 12 beers in a night and id start getting throw up drunk
i could probably drink 22 beers if it was over the course of an entire day

 No.2622764

the most i ever drank in one night was a liter of vodka over the course of 8 hours

 No.2622765

degenerates
the lot of you

 No.2622766

i could do at least 18 a day easy if i was up before noon and it was in the fridge

 No.2622767

File: 1760692580650.jpg (71.59 KB, 1280x720, 1717718183107891.jpg)


 No.2622768

were sherri and terri retconned to be gooks

 No.2622769

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 No.2622770

>>2622768
you googled their names just now right

 No.2622771

bro that's season 1 big dog shit. where they take a field trip to the plant and their dad is swinging dick and homer crashes the plant golf cart into some barrels

 No.2622772

>>2622770
no you fucking nigger

 No.2622773

grow up

 No.2622774

dam this pokemon anime is horny as fuck with deese women

 No.2622775

theyre children you sick retard

 No.2622776

>>2622774
pics man enough of these nigger ass no context posts like were supposed to mindread what your talkin about

 No.2622777

grow up

 No.2622778

brock was one horny ass nigger

 No.2622779

File: 1760694135658.gif (7.75 MB, 498x374, BrockSudowoodoGIF.gif)


 No.2622780

kinda bummed about the war in ukraine
what a senseless waste of life

 No.2622781

trust the plan

 No.2622782

lotta buzz about tauri wow lately

 No.2622783

theres a new wow???

 No.2622784

i wonder what snutes doing now

 No.2622785

File: 1760694599391.jpg (21.84 KB, 686x386, hq720.jpg)

i am the gookfreak

 No.2622786

File: 1760694665831.jpg (213.52 KB, 1080x1920, 565178241_1854055446100786….jpg)

*wheeze*

 No.2622787

yeah

 No.2622788

>>2622786
that guy looks like he's in his late 40s

 No.2622789

bought some coins
gonna buy more on the next paycheck

 No.2622790

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 No.2622791

proud of you champ

 No.2622792

>>2622790
thats my president

 No.2622793

all these poke bitches have 25 inch tummies wearing crop tops

 No.2622794

theyre addicted to the pokecock cant blame em

 No.2622795

i agree with pokegirls
new pokegirls are all fuck, marriage and impregnation material

 No.2622796

why dont the pokemon simply kill the humans and take over the world

 No.2622797

grown men be like

 No.2622798

they have that slave mentality

 No.2622799

how do i negotiate a raise with the bossman

 No.2622800

suck his fat cock

 No.2622801

progress is better than congress

 No.2622802

loved pokemon mystery dunegon

 No.2622803

personally i think progress is highly overrated

 No.2622804

personally i think congress is highly overrated

 No.2622805

wonder how you wagefucks feel knowing im just sitting here at 6am not getting ready for work

 No.2622806

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 No.2622807

you don't have to rub it in man

 No.2622808

*dad knocks on door*

 No.2622809

what are the pros and cons of progress vs congress

 No.2622810

>>2622805
feels good knowing youll be homeless in a few years

 No.2622811

wagecucks are just so filled to the brim with unspeakable hatred and bitterness

 No.2622812

wagefuck here, im fuming
filled to the brim with unspeakable hatred and bitterness

 No.2622813

File: 1760696478520.jpg (2.53 MB, 1578x1818, GeDOXOiXQAAGaIZ.jpg)


 No.2622814

your time will come
maybe not today
maybe not tomorrow
but one day, your parents will say enough is enough and throw you out of THEIR house

 No.2622815

File: 1760696775997.jpg (267.43 KB, 1020x918, cas.jpg)

>in a few years

 No.2622816

>>2622814
then they will be like son pls come back home and take care of us were so old pls

 No.2622817

>>2622816
>take care of us
with what money lol,

 No.2622818

new york has a program where if its below 32 at night they will put you up somewhere warm either a shelter or if those are full they will put you in a motel room just fyi for the future homeless bros might wanna get your ass to new york

 No.2622819

>>2622818
implying thats true
new york has tons of homeless people on the streets, even during the winter

 No.2622820

>>2622817
theirs of course

 No.2622821

his jimmies are so rustled he put a
comma instead of a full stop

 No.2622822

i keep my bedroom door locked at night so dad cant sneak in and blow my brains out in the event that he mentally snaps

 No.2622823

File: 1760698482515.png (89.14 KB, 800x497, ClipboardImage.png)

when he snaps he snaps

 No.2622824

>>2622820
that money will be spent on groceries and medical bills
youre cooked

 No.2622825

k-break

 No.2622826

>>2622824
what else would it be spent on?

 No.2622827

wow subs

 No.2622828

don't worry pops i'll take care of u with the money i win this friday!

 No.2622829

love a good wow sub

 No.2622830

>he doesnt have free healthcare

 No.2622831

being american must be grim
without money your basically worthless

 No.2622832

>has free healthcare but dies waiting for a doc in the er

 No.2622833

no wonder so many are alcoholics

 No.2622834

but they cant even drink in public
its dark man grim dark

 No.2622835

lets put them out of their misery

 No.2622836

they must escape to their substance abuse in their little escape pods living in a fantasy world where they earn fake gold to buy subscriptions devilish

 No.2622837

File: 1760699102596.jpg (161.4 KB, 2419x1153, Untitled.jpg)

damn charlie is loaded

 No.2622838

constantly worrying about medical bills they cant afford if they get hurt so they dont go outside to avoid being hurt
with what little money they have they buy guns to protect themselves from the other psychopaths running around outside

 No.2622839

stop bullying the amerilards they would be so hurt if they could read

 No.2622840

>>2622837
is this because of the regional banking thing

 No.2622841

>>2622840
he just turned off his subs and doesn't want/need donnos then he just tried to show how well a top streamer on either twitch/yt can be doing

 No.2622842

time to wagecoon

 No.2622843

7am time for neetfuck to hop into bed

 No.2622844

the best part is they call themselves a christian nation

 No.2622845

>>2622689
i dunno

 No.2622846

>>2622826
clothes, bills, car, gas, games

 No.2622847

just remembered that i preordered diablo 4

 No.2622848

roflmao what a fucking IDIOT

 No.2622849

dont talk to kwintu like that

 No.2622850


 No.2622851

that reminds me i need to go drop a turd before i shit myself

 No.2622852

Yet in Skibidi, the monstrous human head is literally in the toilet—and often getting flushed right down into the depths of its own foul pipes. One may ask if this is the way Gen Alpha sees humanity? This question is especially pertinent in that for all our fancy conceptualisations of the posthuman and the

 No.2622853

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 No.2622854

>>2622853
WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET

 No.2622855

that game was so cool when it came out.

 No.2622856

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it's still cool

 No.2622857

>>2622853
what a meme

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 No.2622860

im the type of dood wholl just eat a slice of cheese

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 No.2622862

i'm the type of dood wholl just stay here and not post anything until a new thread appears

 No.2622863

they call me the teepqueen

 No.2622864

finished some renovations on the house and stapled a bunch firewood

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 No.2622869

*hops on the rimworld tutorial*

 No.2622870

this guy is gonna learn how to rim folks

 No.2622872

they playing a game out here folks



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