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 No.2556684[Last 50 Posts]

van gogh

 No.2556685

>>2556681
im a ragged man in ragged clothes

 No.2556686

>>2556675
i dunno he wrote books and was a confederate general. i hate you so much. kill yourself

 No.2556687

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 No.2556688

>>2556686
wtf why

 No.2556689

test

 No.2556690

ugh stranded

 No.2556691

>>2556688
masonicspam was the beginning of the end here a few months ago. you arent my friend

 No.2556692

tell him gleepy
hes a bitch

 No.2556693

i thought the mason posting was based man

 No.2556694

>>2556691
i didnt post that stuff i just saw a post on twitter about how the confederate statue they're restoring in dc after it was vandalized back in like 2020 happened to be albert pike which i thought it was funny they characterized the statue that way

 No.2556695

>>2556694
shut up
bitch

 No.2556696

is gleep on her period or what lol

 No.2556697

it ties in with the guy who ruined being racist with constant badvibe hamfist posts about israel/niggers

>>2556694
if i misidentify people and you get caught in the shrapnel it is what it is

 No.2556698

let her whinge

 No.2556699

gleeps such a contrarian he'll start being a satanist if someone he doesnt like converts

 No.2556700

toots draconic measures really ended the pedospam

 No.2556701

what pedospam

 No.2556702

>>2556697
>the guy who ruined being racist
a real hero

 No.2556703

>>2556700
hes still here though and hes constantly pseudburdenposting

 No.2556704

who knew there was so much drama!

 No.2556705

lets have a struggle session

 No.2556706

stop telling me to lurk more

 No.2556707

(heavy voice) NO!

 No.2556708

stop fucking with me!

 No.2556709

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 No.2556710

pokemon van gogh to the pools

 No.2556711

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 No.2556712

van gook

 No.2556713

wonder what side of the israeli civil war kwintu is gonna be on

 No.2556714


 No.2556715

>>2556713
there wont be a civil war
keep dreaming

 No.2556716

its not looking good for bibibros

 No.2556717

the kiiikiii girl….. shes the maknae….

 No.2556718

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 No.2556719

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 No.2556720

>>2556699
gleep doesnt know shit and gets upset when someone steals his show

 No.2556721

if you havent read the tale of princess kaguya youre not a real weeb

 No.2556722

weebs should be violently persecuted wherever they dwell

 No.2556723

bitches call me genji

 No.2556724

genji69 cuz my tongue goes wild around the clit

 No.2556725

i thought that was a cartoon

 No.2556726

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 No.2556727

they call me the comm killer

 No.2556728

god dam im so out of shape its like a disability

 No.2556729

saw some women with protect kids online signs. they really are servants of the jews

 No.2556730

moist says the new war of the worlds is the worst movie ever

 No.2556731

which makes it a must see

 No.2556732

worse than the 4 police academies?

 No.2556733

*reads my chabad subscription mail*
im more jewish than kwintu

 No.2556734


 No.2556735

living aint worth a dam, state should have stoppes by parents from breeding

 No.2556736

File: 1754489759889.jpg (81.55 KB, 768x1152, NK-2021-02-21-006-006-Hara….jpg)

the fuck is that

 No.2556737

>>2556736
its a limited edition labu, man!

 No.2556738

looks like an antilabubu

 No.2556739

>>2556734
insane fit tbh shes serving that 💅💅💅

 No.2556740

miss the days when they picked models for their good looks

 No.2556741

>born without consent
>no right to food or shelter
>shitty state school doesnt teach me how to get a job

very cool capitalism, at least i know about the holocaust

 No.2556742

>>2556741
you dont consent to spawn in hell

 No.2556743

>>2556742
god sounds like a nigger, hopefully its all real so i can see 99% of earth suffer in hell

 No.2556744

Matthew 5:26
Truly I tell you, you will not get out until you have paid the last penny.

 No.2556745

>>2556741
you're supposed to have non-retarded parents that instill upon you the importance of a job and a career at a young age
and if you dont have that you have to be lucky and awaken and realize it yourself before its too late

 No.2556746

importing a labubu face mask into blender took minutes
shits cursed frfr

 No.2556747

good morning bros!!!!!!

 No.2556748

>>2556744
actually its
>Verily I say unto thee, Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing.

 No.2556749

>>2556748
actually its written in ancient greek

 No.2556750

>>2556747
gmsm!!!

 No.2556751

>>2556743
chances are you will see your life in an infinite loop

 No.2556752

>>2556750
wanna make out?

 No.2556753

if you want the taste of rotten teeth in your mouth…

 No.2556754

>>2556745
when i was im highschool i asked dad if he could help me get a work permit and job like a friend that worked fast food. he told me to fuck off - probably say i made that up if i call him up and asked him now

around 22 i started working towards a degree thats been useless. i could of just quit school and got a government job at 16-18 and i would have been set

 No.2556755

thats not how you erp bro…

 No.2556756

>>2556751
no thats a thought experiment from nietzsche not the bible (which never describes hell or uses that word). more useless shit i know utterly unimportant to life if not getting in the way

 No.2556757

>>2556755
just protecting you from myself

 No.2556758

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 No.2556759

really? really now???

 No.2556760

>>2556758
really bro

 No.2556761

>>2556754
crazy how im the only person here who immediately identified this as a chatgpt post just by seeing that em dash and not a single other person called it out

 No.2556762

>>2556761
This PirateSoftware shit gotta be the best hate watch in my entire life no joke

why?

Well imma start from the beginning, at some point in 2024, youtube starts shoving this guy's short down our throats, it seemed chill and fullfills parts of my ego, watched a few of his shorts but looks like a boring streamer so never watched the stream.

Then the mana gem shit really pissed everyone off, all this mofo has to do is say 'i'm sry, i wanted to save myself', And the hate watch begun.

Then his game's code got exposed and pulls the same bullshit again, that's when i thought surely the hate watch ends here.

But there's more, exaggerating about his time at blizzard and 'social engineering' everyone into believing he's capable of doing anything in life, which is just insane, unreal hate watch experience.

The fun doesn't stop, this dude's dad straight up exposed him on stream saying he didn't even text him a happy birthday and this dude even gaslit himself thinking he did, and again no apology even to his own dad.

The nail on the coffin has struck, former collegue straight up comes out and said he's a weirdo who doesn't clean up at all, cums and smears snots on walls which is crazy, oh and he also just browses reddit all day during his time at blizzard.

GENERATIONAL HATE WATCH, ENJOYED EVERY SECOND AND SEE YOU NEVER LOSER

 No.2556763

>>2556761
7/10 you got me

 No.2556764

>>2556763
dont reply to me again machine

 No.2556765

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 No.2556766

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 No.2556767

why did hulk bleach his hair

 No.2556768

ugh im so dep

 No.2556769

did you guys see genie 3

 No.2556770

Genie 3's capabilities include: · Modelling physical properties of the world · Simulating the natural world · Modelling animation and fiction

 No.2556771

17 hour print for a labubu mask
lets see how it goes

 No.2556772

the most potent functions of ai are behind paywall anyway
they train ai on us but we cant use its full potential unless we pay for it

 No.2556773

>inb4 hexbro curses my print but gets reverse cursed cause im 2 steps ahead of them

 No.2556774

https://www.ebay.com/itm/295104434488
what if we made solid bronze labubus

 No.2556775

thatd be too heavy to clip to our purses

 No.2556776

>>2556774
ive built a furnace that gets hotter than that for a fraction of the price

 No.2556777

>>2556771
since when do we 3-d print?
im calling shenaningans

 No.2556778

ive posted an scv i printed

 No.2556779

>>2556732
there was V mission miami beach, 6 city under siege, mission to moscow was 7 or 8…
i think there were at least 8? in total

 No.2556780

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 No.2556781

every time i get entertained by a new western vtuber it turns out that she is a con wh*re and then i cant watch her any more

 No.2556782

you should furnace cement up that wool stuff i heard it gets real nasty for your lungs and stuff

 No.2556783

>>2556782
i should but i dont mind it

 No.2556784

forgemerged

 No.2556785

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 No.2556786

just sharted can this day get any worse

 No.2556787

based mart sharter
usa! usa! usa!

 No.2556788

shit happens and its okay

 No.2556789

>>2556781
shame i had to be born now and not in 200 years when all the simps and baldies are removed from the gene pool

 No.2556790


 No.2556791

can you guys stop posting about this place in the holocomm wtf

 No.2556792

nyo

 No.2556793

our holoposters are ok but other weirdos?
ick

 No.2556794

holohands typed that posts

 No.2556795

holoniggers ban me when i make a shitpost

 No.2556796

good

 No.2556797

they need to suffer, i am gods wrath on bad posters

 No.2556798

someone revealed us to the holocomm???

 No.2556799

we have a holotowermod posting here?

 No.2556800

didnt you want newfags?
ive left qr codes in the weirdest places

 No.2556801

were gonna have guests? everybody be cool

 No.2556802

*acts natural*

 No.2556803


 No.2556804

>>2556803
toot ban

 No.2556805

>>2556800
im just kidding btw

 No.2556806

when they let the niggers vote everything still worked

but the women voting ruined everything

 No.2556807

that would be funny if someone found a random ass qr code and got pulled here

 No.2556808

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 No.2556809

gay ass bird

 No.2556810

i dont fw qr codes at all

 No.2556811

can someone post a straight ass bird instead

 No.2556812

are tits straight

 No.2556813

just saw a super cute zoomer girl at the gas station
her legs were insane

 No.2556814

some girls do be havin insane legs fr

 No.2556815

apparently kronii is asking a lot of questions about dicks lately

 No.2556816

so weird reading an alive comm like /hlgg/
im an outcast even among outcasts

 No.2556817

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 No.2556818

>>2556815
in her defense they are confusing

 No.2556819

cant say im a fan of this whole waking up at noon thing

 No.2556820

warm weather

 No.2556821

low key bill burr is hot

 No.2556822

all the comms are having meetups and are having good times

 No.2556823

>>2556762
crazy how in so many ways im just like piratesoftware

 No.2556824

i basically need to have a sleepover with kiiikiii girls and cuddle with them in a non sexual way

 No.2556825

i bet they want to be sexed

 No.2556826

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 No.2556827

They are bringing the color back to kpop…….like we had back in the days

gleep
the colors are returning

 No.2556828

>>2556803
i was gonna complain about bringing holos here but that was a pretty good post

 No.2556829

*puts a qr code in the epstein mansion*

 No.2556830

i definitely do not belong at the holotower
i cant even feign interest in hololives and vtubas

 No.2556831

yay more pedspammers

 No.2556832

File: 1754500041202.jpg (1.5 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_0213.jpg)

guess whos finally eating healthy and turning their life around!

 No.2556833

i am the voice from the outer board
the lisan alt chanib

 No.2556834

>>2556832
not you fat fuck

 No.2556835

>>2556832
lookin good gleep

 No.2556836

you cant be drinking ginormous baja blasts and claim to be eating healthy dude

 No.2556837

>>2556836
*fingerblasts your asshole*
do not ever tell me what i can or cant do

 No.2556838

crazy how we have fat faggots running rampant and theres nothing we can do about it

 No.2556839

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 No.2556840

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 No.2556841

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get behind me big bro

 No.2556842

august 7th is tomorrow which marks the 60% finished part of the year
that means theres only 40% of the year to go before 2026!

 No.2556843

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 No.2556844

well aaakshually were in the year 6025 anno lucis

 No.2556845

anno fuckis

 No.2556846

>>2556842
thats crazy that ive done so much this year

 No.2556847

theres gotta be a counter to the sleepiness when you get drunk

 No.2556848

its called cracking open a mother fucking monster boyy

 No.2556849

ephedrine and caffeine but its better to be high off those before you start drinking

 No.2556850

was a big fan of the ol coffee and vod

 No.2556851

or how about a lil nap?

 No.2556852

>>2556848
i can sip a monster and sleep like a baby it doesnt work for me

 No.2556853

thats crazy bro you might have something wrong with your brain

 No.2556854

i dont gook it

 No.2556855

i used to sip red bull for brekkie every workday when i was a wagie maybe that messed things up

 No.2556856

energy drinks make me really anxious

 No.2556857

abuse decongestants
listen to hardbass

 No.2556858

benadryl and kvass

 No.2556859

drugs are for niggers

 No.2556860

grow up

 No.2556861

alcohol is a drug

 No.2556862

u guys ever used an air fryer to reheat pizza

 No.2556863

yeah

 No.2556864

its an oven

 No.2556865

>>2556862
yea dont blast it at 400 degrees do it at 325 or else it burns the fuck out of it

 No.2556866

air fryer bros you ever brush your food with light oil so that it literally fries in the air?

 No.2556867

https://www.instagram.com/p/DMMx9HIRx_N


when i say im a gookfreak this is what i mean

 No.2556868

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 No.2556870

they up on twitter roasting the shit out of edward sharpe and the magnetic zeroes

 No.2556871

>>2556867
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 No.2556872

do they allow porn on instagram now

 No.2556873

couldnt tell you lil bro i dont have an account

 No.2556874

its a freaky ass gook thats for sure

 No.2556875

i forgot to put sunblock on my chest and now my armpits are burnt as fuck and annoying me

 No.2556876

ytboi…

 No.2556877

tanned ytboi…

 No.2556878


 No.2556879

>>2556875
this is the same guy who made the em dash chatgpt post earlier with the bad prompt. you forgot to put sunblock on your chest and your armpits are burnt? thats like saying i forgot to put sunscreen on my chest and the tops of my feet are burnt. its a nonsensical point that could only be composed by a machine

 No.2556880


 No.2556881

>>2556879
i was wearing a tank top

 No.2556882

>>2556878
that video was fucking crazy

 No.2556883

bro was showing off his guns…

 No.2556884

i dont wear tank tops because youd see my big belly

 No.2556885

i basically look like carl from athf but not bald and less fat

 No.2556886

when i wear a wifebeater i look like cletus spuckler

 No.2556887

do you have a gandalf tattoo

 No.2556888

im thinking
roasted potatoes in the air fryer
4 eggs cheese and ham in the frying pan

 No.2556889

y not both

 No.2556890

oh there was no or

 No.2556891

van g**k

 No.2556892

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>>2556878
wata… melon challenge?

 No.2556893

almost done with my essay

 No.2556894

shooting yourself in the head challenge

 No.2556895

imagine breaking in to the hololive studio and killing one of the holo lives while their model was still synced to them
what would it look like

 No.2556896

File: 1754507811029.jpg (16.86 KB, 224x344, 1748610571649.jpg)

i was at the hardware store just now looking for something to patch a lil hole in my ceiling. a kind old boomer, who was probably 7 feet tall, saw me looking at all the products and he explained to me a bunch of different ways to get the job done. i bought some all-in-one small hole repair from 3m. if this doesn't work im going to try something else.
>>2556895
meds

 No.2556897

damn that would be crazy

 No.2556898

>meds
YOURE THIRTY!!!!!!!!!

 No.2556899

now how did that hole get into the ceiling…

 No.2556900

shed die with a smile on her face looking at her fan man it would be a totally poggers wholesome chungus reddit moment

 No.2556901

File: 1754508058889.jpg (1.78 MB, 3189x2483, 20250522_101651.jpg)

>>2556899
noisy neighbor waking me up in the middle of the night several months ago. i did the old bang on the ceiling tactic and put a ~quarter sized hole in the process lol. my ceiling has orange peel texture, which is going to make it harder to disguise the repair job. i might have to buy some spray on texturing can if i can't get it looking right.

 No.2556902

just put a watame bandaid over it

 No.2556903

>>2556901
dang i thought you were doing the old shootin tootin

 No.2556904

we shoot
we toot

 No.2556905

tootin (on our meth pipe)
shootin (our pistol into the ceiling)

 No.2556906

doing drywall is the worst

 No.2556907

starting to feel the consequences of getting drunk for a week straight

 No.2556908

that doesnt sound very healthy…

 No.2556909

be sure to taper off so you dont get the shakes

 No.2556910

taper off? you mean drink more? oh well gee man that sounds great ill get right to it!

 No.2556911

oh are we drinking now?

 No.2556912

bros hop on stormgate

 No.2556913

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 No.2556914

File: 1754510971230.png (13.61 KB, 960x60, ClipboardImage.png)

epoch bros

 No.2556915

>>2556914
did they ever say if they were going to do a wipe or not?

 No.2556916

they really are running a two tier system
epoch insiders get to stay ahead of the curve
the plebs arent even allowed to log in 😂😂😂

 No.2556917

and then there are the untouchable who can't even make an account or get on the discord server, so it's a three tier system.

 No.2556918

and the brahman of that caste system are the people who dont want to play wowshit

 No.2556919

>>2556914
i dont even like wow so this is a funny sideshow to watch

 No.2556920

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 No.2556921

and at the top of that caste system are the aryans represented by the turtle wow chads.

 No.2556922

actually those are dhalits

 No.2556923

in xeno x when you finally get your gundam and start flying around the world is so cool

 No.2556924

aint no way you played that jrpg slop

 No.2556925

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>>2556923
is that the wii u game? i bought a used copy from gamestop back in the day and never got around to playing it. looks neato tho.

 No.2556926

>>2556925
yeah its so cool they remade it for switch but dunno if that ones any good

 No.2556927

stormgate bros, we are back?

 No.2556928

we love jrpgs here man

 No.2556929

File: 1754512192008.png (523.02 KB, 598x547, 1748613071692.png)

>>2556926
yeah, i've been putting off playing it, because i know it's a very long game. it will probably take me months to get through it all. hard to set aside that amount of time.
>>2556928
+1

 No.2556930

*attack -> attack*
*next character*
*attack -> attack*
*next character*
*item -> use item*
*next character*
*spell -> cast spell*
*watches 30secs of combat animations*
*repeats 15x*

 No.2556931

>>2556930
now do wow

 No.2556932

somehow managed to cut my nose while shaving

 No.2556933

that wasnt wow?

 No.2556934

>>2556931
*presses 1*
*presses 2*
*presses 3*
*presses 1*
*presses 4*
*presses 5*
*presses 1*
*presses 2*
*presses 3*
*presses 1*
*cont…*

 No.2556935

might get a parachute in case im ever caught in 9/11

 No.2556936

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 No.2556937

good advice
i want to friendmax…

 No.2556938

i want to cockbait and goonmax

 No.2556939

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 No.2556940

holy shit the old charli album covers are finally back on spotify

 No.2556941

how is it 'depressive' breakcore it still sounds like spastic beeps and boops

 No.2556942

oh yeah well IM NUCLEAARRRRRRR
IM WIIIIIIILD

 No.2556943


 No.2556944

hoo boy

 No.2556945

living makes a little more sense when you are sipping

 No.2556946

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accidentally left my raw chicken out on the counter for about an hour and a half. i was going to cook it but then got distracted by some things. it was still cool feeling but not cold. do i sneed it or keep it?

 No.2556947

>>2556943
\o/
/ \

 No.2556948

>>2556946
you've got to be kidding me man are you retarded
you need to throw that shit out and disinfect your counter

 No.2556949

>>2556946
did you handle and process it a bunch before then, was it already old?
id go for it anyway you could cut off a little chunk and cook and taste that to test it if you really arent sure

 No.2556950

an hour and a half is nothing

 No.2556951

just wash it in the sink with some dishsoap and itll be fine

 No.2556952

File: 1754514180431.jpg (336.9 KB, 1448x2048, 1745765042792156.jpg)

>>2556948
>>2556949
i just bought it yesterday and it was still in the sealed package.

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 No.2556954

time is fake and immaterial

 No.2556955

>>2556946
1.5 hours is fine if you cook it now imo

 No.2556956

dont listen to them man theyre trying to kill you because they hate your avatar

 No.2556957

enjoy your salmonella lil bro

 No.2556958

i do hate his avatar that's true

 No.2556959

theyre trying to scare you because they hate holos

 No.2556960

i do hate holos thats true

 No.2556961

toot lurk toot lurk

 No.2556962

>>2556952
its fine

 No.2556963

ian……

 No.2556964

toot ban

 No.2556965

>>2556964
you have so much hate and evil in your heart

 No.2556966

File: 1754514598591.png (1.73 MB, 2022x1137, Screenshot 2025-02-23 at 1….png)

reddit says anything less than four hours and it should be fine….

im going to cook it in the slow cooker today and taste test it tomorrow i guess.

 No.2556967

\LURK MY ASS TOOT ban the ped

 No.2556968

give it a quick sear on the pan first for some color and taste

 No.2556969

>>2556936
*spends my time going attack -> attack, attack -> attack, item -> use item, spell -> cast spell for 50 hours instead and then pretends like it was a good time online so other people can waste 50 hours pressing the same buttons in menus over and over again too*

 No.2556970

*presses buttons in a video*
ermmm this babys toy is a babys toy?

 No.2556971

lil bro is trusting reddit oml 😅

 No.2556972

TOOT

 No.2556973

File: 1754514902320.png (189.63 KB, 570x395, mariofig.png)

test

 No.2556974

File: 1754514925967.jpg (56.22 KB, 1080x1080, 1754408736973427.jpg)


 No.2556975

whats this guy freaking out about

 No.2556976

yves bros new track dropping in 6 hours

 No.2556977

File: 1754515021608.jpg (822.23 KB, 1440x1918, 527854654_1807644755598752….jpg)

>>2556975
who knows man

 No.2556978

where is the new ye track

 No.2556979

>>2556734
thats cool as hell

 No.2556980

File: 1754515368717.jpg (117.24 KB, 1440x1080, 528677391_1788974769630127….jpg)

kiiikiii girls.. their lips….

 No.2556981


 No.2556982

mom heats up some egg rolls
opens up 3 12oz cans of diet coke and pours into into a giant tumbler
then tells me shes going arbys

 No.2556983

kissing them…

 No.2556984

>>2556982
sounds like fort to me this is a classic fort evening if i ever heard one before

 No.2556985

thats a gal with a system

 No.2556986

kissing utada hikaru break

 No.2556987

>>2556980
hol up shes the…

 No.2556988

fresh tucker and fresh matt???
what a day

 No.2556989


 No.2556990

wow is dying…
in 5 years it wont even exist

 No.2556991

lol

 No.2556992

File: 1754515810291.jpg (87.38 KB, 1440x1080, 528274684_1788974723430127….jpg)

>>2556987
the what….

 No.2556993

>>2556991
the fact that his has a million plus subs is so depressing

 No.2556994

im gonna go with pussy since thats the one that doesnt have feces on it

 No.2556995

think i need to make myself some brown pants

 No.2556996

>>2556991
this shit is so staged and lame

 No.2556997

>>2556991
this dad settled hard for that fat annoying pig man
might be the biggest settling of our lifetimes

 No.2556998

>>2556989
You must be 18+ to view this community
You must be at least eighteen years old to view this content.

 No.2556999

File: 1754515906156.jpg (204.12 KB, 1928x1012, Screenshot_2025-08-06_23-3….jpg)

uhhhhhhhhh piratebros
is it finally over?

 No.2557000

cant believe the ending of eva was shinji growing up and getting some pussy

 No.2557001

>>2556996
+1
i dont like watching them at all

 No.2557002

File: 1754515947614.png (141.82 KB, 1111x289, 1754512700771377.png)


 No.2557003

>>2556993
paid subs

 No.2557004

>>2556992
…the maknae…

 No.2557005

>>2557000
did he really get that pussy though
and honestly hes way more of a man than i am i could probably never jack to a girl in a coma
id be tempted but i wouldnt do it

 No.2557006

i need to stop caring about what i should do and start doing whatever the heck i want

 No.2557007

wait how come i can see it even though i dont have an account

 No.2557008

>>2557006
+1 this is our godzilla era

 No.2557009

File: 1754516104865.jpg (204.72 KB, 1440x1920, 527570267_1788974728830127….jpg)

>>2557004
😬🤫

 No.2557010

>>2556999
dang this is the end of an era
who the heck is mutahar i gotta get up to speed

 No.2557011

>>2557009
have you seen their new music video

 No.2557012

File: 1754516266328.jpg (141.84 KB, 1602x1652, GxskC_EXEAA1ZgH.jpg)


 No.2557013

actually none of the big porn sites have given me the id verification thing even though i clear my cookies often
but i do get them when trying to access them over 4g on my phone
this implies theyve whitelisted my home ip for some reason
is the datamining so good now that they know what ips belong to houses with minors

 No.2557014

>>2557010
idk but he mustve done some insane shit to end that biblical streak

 No.2557015

File: 1754516367555.jpg (298.33 KB, 1440x1920, 529002726_1788974721630127….jpg)

>>2557011
yeah i like it better than their previous stuff
check out this mogging btw

 No.2557016

>>2557013
dad gave his id bro

 No.2557017

baste dad coming in clutch

 No.2557018

File: 1754516451462.png (181.99 KB, 526x441, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2557019

Kelley Mack, an actress best known for her role on the popular zombie apocalypse series “The Walking Dead,” has died at the age of 33 from a rare form of cancer.

 No.2557020

File: 1754516514577.jpg (836.01 KB, 2200x1650, ba45d6b41990f40e4f5b162b42….jpg)


 No.2557021

>>2557015
thats brutal

 No.2557022

i dont really remember 4g it feels like we were on nothing then 3g for a while and now its been 5g forever

 No.2557023

got a salad (wtf)

 No.2557024

most rural folx are still on 4g LTE i think

 No.2557025

yayyy i get to play video games now

 No.2557026

File: 1754516929189.jpg (80.08 KB, 1024x768, 0b92e2f32090adb38fc51da067….jpg)


 No.2557027

which video games?!

 No.2557028

man
i shouldnt be listening to these songs
why did i fuck my life up

 No.2557029

File: 1754516994663.gif (48.02 KB, 207x108, wow-world-of-warcraft.gif)


 No.2557030

oh nvm its just that my samsung a13 is the 4g model
got it cus it was the only one at the at&t store with a 3.5mm headphone jack

 No.2557031

>>2557029
hol up

 No.2557032

>>2557027
kingdom hearts 2

 No.2557033

has the labubu obsession gone too far?

 No.2557034

File: 1754517290381.jpg (109.4 KB, 720x951, 1754513066344683.jpg)


 No.2557035

File: 1754517379666.jpg (449.42 KB, 1440x1910, 523979889_1827239343730237….jpg)


 No.2557036

>>2557034
we should make an even large labubu and sell it to them for destruction so we can buy the mansion

 No.2557037

americans are like time to gook up some eggs in the microwave

 No.2557038

are demons christian not in like a pro god way but do they believe that god is the creator and that jesus was his son and whatever

 No.2557039

haagenti said they love Jesus but idk what to make of it

 No.2557040

cool video, worth at least skipping around.

 No.2557041

File: 1754517861173.png (33.86 KB, 128x128, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2557042


 No.2557043

important labubu alg from our girls

 No.2557044

>>2557037
lose weight freak

 No.2557045

we learned if you tell your gook gf she looks like a labubu shes gonna get real mad at you

 No.2557046

BREAKING: TCU QB Josh Hoover is the first ever collegiate athlete to come out as a furry, per sources.

Pictures were shown of him dressing up in a fursuit at a Fort Worth convention.

total furry victory

 No.2557047

>>2557046
that niggers gonna get broken in half

 No.2557048

nearly every sports mascot college and pro is a degen furry now

 No.2557049

File: 1754518314689.jpg (10.9 KB, 203x248, images.jpg)

cute fursuit tbqh

 No.2557050

File: 1754518350077.jpg (362.77 KB, 1600x900, S_ZM1pN7.jpg)


 No.2557051

everyone born in this millennium is a furry or worse

 No.2557052

File: 1754518367352.jpg (70.12 KB, 1024x576, rh0fqvnvmzvrq3gvxta9.jpg)


 No.2557053

that looks way more demonic than labubus

 No.2557054

File: 1754518422853.jpg (93.48 KB, 750x760, 1626692981972.jpg)


 No.2557055

crush a can on your head for jay owen

 No.2557056

the nigger collide season starts in 29 days!

 No.2557057

>>2557048
i like notre dame's mascot just a racist caricature of the irish

 No.2557058

>>2557057
hes a fighting leprechaun

 No.2557059

>>2557058
hehe yeh those micks are a quarrelsome bunch arent they

 No.2557060

A 3rd dildo has hit a WNBA court

 No.2557061

lol

volume warning

 No.2557062


 No.2557063

File: 1754519624451.jpg (556.76 KB, 3000x3000, 20250514_100840.jpg)

>>2557028
this really takes me back…

 No.2557064

He went from being percieved as a genius, charming ex-Blizzard developer to now a slacking nepobaby that smears his cum on his walls with middle-school level coding skills. And all of this started because he didn't use a mana crystal.

 No.2557065


 No.2557066

one bite everybody knows the gooks

 No.2557067

been watching winged c's street beef fights. hes an anime autist like death sentence but he can actually fight
https://youtu.be/80UvSWHOwwg?si=w-kKYlVfWBqctoXB&t=71
hes super zoomed out, talks to a "chat" that isnt there

 No.2557068

listening to anime music while riding to school on the bus…

 No.2557069

File: 1754520001598.jpg (527.65 KB, 1440x1799, 498003229_1790387632517242….jpg)

one gook
everyone knows the rules

 No.2557070

>>2557069
thats an 8.9 gook score za right there

 No.2557071

stayc isa fancam

 No.2557072

File: 1754520259470.png (142.62 KB, 918x702, ClipboardImage.png)

erm

 No.2557073

dad picks the figs too early and he picks them every single day so that none of them hit peak ripeness

 No.2557074

sigh dad is a fig noob

 No.2557075

File: 1754520859514.png (42.7 KB, 1048x195, ClipboardImage.png)

bruh


this is so wild

 No.2557076

one meal a day makes you feel gross for an hour after you eat because of the fullness and bloating but it is kind of nice getting all your feeding done for the day in one go

 No.2557077

>>2557075
and now he has a smoking hot chinese wife

 No.2557078

whos this mcgee kid

 No.2557079

american mcgee

 No.2557080

File: 1754521511384.png (85.27 KB, 1616x995, ClipboardImage.png)

oh no no no!!

 No.2557081

that mustve been so wild for american mcgee

 No.2557082

File: 1754521537486.jpg (29.5 KB, 553x111, Untitled.jpg)

IM A MAZED ASS MOPPER!!!!!

 No.2557083

i miss this era of sleek rnb production

 No.2557084

wish i had a gleepy around to teach me the proper way to roll a spliff

 No.2557085

File: 1754521711937.png (48 KB, 404x480, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2557077
i mean

 No.2557086

>>2557085
aw cute kid

 No.2557087

File: 1754521791553.png (1.14 MB, 1427x978, ClipboardImage.png)

gweed esque, especially bottom right.

 No.2557088


 No.2557089

File: 1754522039972.jpg (124.05 KB, 800x952, Walter_Russell_Mead.jpg)


 No.2557090

damn what a beast

 No.2557091

im the autism spectrum rabbit

 No.2557092

File: 1754522287229.png (31.48 KB, 386x289, ClipboardImage.png)

engi bros…

 No.2557093

might start wearing a shirt and tie all the time just cause or whatever

 No.2557094

>>2557092
*droppers a sapper on your nigger ass*

 No.2557095

we need to get rid of tipping its too complicated and confusing

 No.2557096

its up

 No.2557097


 No.2557098

>>2557096
dang this guy sucks hes an annoying little weenie

 No.2557099

need some w faps

 No.2557100

tadaima~

 No.2557101

threw a bunch of rotten potatoes in the trash and they dont pick it up for 2 more days

 No.2557102

>>2557094
um, grow up poster you seeing this?

 No.2557103

File: 1754523283804.jpg (368.68 KB, 1240x1649, Gxdk9V4b0AACVsS.jpg)

>>2557100
okaeri~

 No.2557104


 No.2557105

that's a pretty crazy fucking video

 No.2557106

tfw no cute wholesome life with your loved ones

 No.2557107

tadaima~

 No.2557108

File: 1754524014167.png (179.81 KB, 1008x105, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2557109

File: 1754524052181.jpg (157.17 KB, 1214x2048, FtLxHuRagAYbow8.jpg)

>>2557107
okaeri~

 No.2557110

someone stream gladiatior 1

 No.2557111

hmm…

 No.2557112

someone (toon) stream the real ghostbusters (1986) cartoon s1e1

 No.2557113

i miss the good ai gura covers

 No.2557114

File: 1754524758415.png (1.63 MB, 1920x1080, Screenshot_20250806_195854.png)

three… more.. provinces..

 No.2557115

File: 1754525062532.jpg (105.19 KB, 2048x1150, GutPAKSW4AAIPGE.jpg)

mood

 No.2557116

how do you respond do you reply qwenchana…

 No.2557117

when you think about it, japanese people are actually pretty retarded considering they're seemingly incapable of pronouncing or incorporating any loan words unless theyve been forced into the round hole of japanese syllables

 No.2557118

File: 1754525197616.jpg (36.31 KB, 426x600, actor-mackenzie-davis-4053….jpg)


 No.2557119

beerlord is going to outlive all of us

 No.2557120

>kurisuchan クリスチャン
>kirishitan キリシタン
like whats wrong with these retards? why cant they just say christian? imagine your alphabet being so fucked you literally cant pronounce or represent any sounds except the few weird ones japanese already gives you

 No.2557121

as someone who has learned five languages i can imagine

 No.2557122

chrischan??

 No.2557123

hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats awesome you literally cant even distinguish between chris-chan and christian because of japanese has such a poverty f syllables

 No.2557124

File: 1754526248569.jpg (38.14 KB, 467x517, 1582402710769.jpg)


 No.2557125

im not gwenchana man

 No.2557126

low key im on some trill shit rn

 No.2557127

damn its true we aint gwenchana

 No.2557128

eat that cottage cheese, eat that cottage cheese

 No.2557129

gonna eat chicken then shower

 No.2557130

https://x.com/KaediaLang/status/1953211471770317231

now this is the kind of nasty shit were into here

 No.2557131

Hmm…this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.

 No.2557132

the new mssp kind of slaps

 No.2557133

>>2557130
this is the kind of stuff i wont have to deal with knowing about once i have a motorcycle

 No.2557134


 No.2557135

motorcycles are death traps

 No.2557136

for thousands of years sickles and bow and arrows were a part of your every single day life

 No.2557137

SIP

 No.2557138

drank a couple beers last night and been hung over all day. its so fucking over i cant even get drunk anymore to forget about my troubles. probably have 40% liver function or some shit

 No.2557139

File: 1754528007509.jpg (269.03 KB, 1916x1078, 1745829854297.jpg)


 No.2557140

https://kick.com/gemelasortega

cant believe this is going to be our future

 No.2557141

File: 1754528106607.png (270.12 KB, 2480x3508, GtRBAjVXEAASMZB.png)


 No.2557142

File: 1754528274385.jpeg (45.21 KB, 716x477, f8e.jpeg)


 No.2557143

File: 1754528301240.jpg (1.44 MB, 5312x7168, 1745590750936.jpg)

>>2557139
started!

 No.2557144

In J.R.R. Tolkien's writings, Frodo Baggins' name in the fictional language of Westron is Maura Labingi. The name "Frodo" is an English translation of his Westron name. Tolkien equated the element "frod" in Frodo's name with "maur-" (wise, experienced) in the Westron language

O_o

 No.2557145

>>2557140
they're not asian man

 No.2557146

frodo is such a real ass nigga fr tho

 No.2557147

man i wish lotro was good

 No.2557148

wonder when well get the next real world hero

 No.2557149

File: 1754528601080.jpg (Spoiler Image, 934.73 KB, 2896x4096, GqTEj8WWkAAaog6.jpg)


 No.2557150

i don't even know why i post here 80% of the posts are wowfreak/gookfreak/fatfuck and 10% holoniggers

 No.2557151

hmm……….what do i post about….mayhaps starcraft 2

 No.2557152

im none of those what are you?

 No.2557153

frodo
sam
merry
pip'

them boys are alright in my book

 No.2557154

toot can you beat ninja gaiden (1988)

 No.2557155

last 10% is whinging ig

 No.2557156

i should rewatch fellowship

 No.2557157

im gonna jack it to that yuri pic 10 posts up after i have a few more shots

 No.2557158

>>2557157
have fun bud

 No.2557159

those shabari ropes look pretty cute i think

 No.2557160

>>2557114
inabainabainabainabainabainaba

 No.2557161

i would never help a whore being attacked by browns. win-win she learns about what she voted for or gets killed and they arrest the beasts

 No.2557162

i got a dishy full of fishy :3

 No.2557163


 No.2557164

all this stink that well never know the truth of whats even the point

 No.2557165

sick of all these fake zoomer drumpf fans that didn't even watch the apprentice or his comedy central roast

 No.2557166

>>2557165
care to stream? no? OH THEN DIE THEN

 No.2557167

>>2557147
it looks like a fun enough game

 No.2557168

didnt we have a stream site made few weeks back

 No.2557169


 No.2557170


 No.2557171

>>2557167
the combat is really clunky and disjointed it makes ff14 seem smooth

 No.2557172

>>2557170
hey buddy you have to actually put something on that we want to watch next time you link it

 No.2557173

battle star galatica and the wire? reddit as fuck

 No.2557174

never played ff14

 No.2557175

File: 1754530517065.jpg (60.79 KB, 713x1024, 1753589483066233.jpg)

>he plays mmos for the combat

 No.2557176

i play mmos to find an asian girlfriend to groom

 No.2557177

real groomers dont call it groomer enough with your stolen valor SHIT

 No.2557178

yea us groombros call it saddling actually

 No.2557179

>>2557085
sigh when will it be my turn? im making a change…

 No.2557180

abandoning greed really could make a lot of people happy

 No.2557181

finna saddle up if you catch my drift

 No.2557182

what if everyone was 100% honest and trusting

 No.2557183

what if it was empirically determined that lying and corruption was the optimal way for an individual to advance

 No.2557184

man is fallen you wont find but few people if that who are honest and who arent greedy the good times are for us in paradise

 No.2557185

>>2557183
it is, but only for the riches of this world then you go to hell. it's a trick of the devil

 No.2557186

is that hegel or keierkegaard

 No.2557187

it wouldnt be hegel

 No.2557188

if only wittgenstein were alive to see us now

 No.2557189

who

 No.2557190

this dude got christ tricked

 No.2557191

how spinoza-esque of you

 No.2557192

if you have wit in your name you better grow up smart

 No.2557193

File: 1754531909478.jpg (76.62 KB, 757x751, nice try.jpg)


 No.2557194

File: 1754531944608.jpg (149.78 KB, 1080x1350, 527578536_2489860782638936….jpg)

i am depressed

 No.2557195

im in my goethe era (pronounced grr tah)

 No.2557196

lifes so short bro
its so dang short dude

 No.2557197

File: 1754532060261.png (193.58 KB, 478x448, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2557198

i refuse to pronounce goethe (pronounced GO-the) as grrr tah

 No.2557199

humans are the dominant force on earth we dominate we DOMINATE

 No.2557200

*devil moving a puppet on strings*
*his nutcracker mouth being made to open and close by a fiends claw*
wE dOmInAte We DoMiNaTe~~

 No.2557201

>>2557198
its pronounced goa-eth as in goa(t) and eth(ereum)

 No.2557202

now that's nietzsche

 No.2557203

hearing goethe pronounced correctly the first time was really shocking

 No.2557204

im not gonna pronounce it grr tah i dont care what anyone says its too fucking retarded

 No.2557205

how do you do it

 No.2557206

nietzche? spinoza? wittgeinstein? hegel? deleuze and guattari? kant? derrida? yeah i dont give a fuck about anything any of these people have to say actually

 No.2557207

people i listen to?
plutarch

 No.2557208

remembering what dead people said is low key sort of worship tho

 No.2557209


 No.2557210

i tire of this voltairian nonsense

 No.2557211

how do you know they ever lived? isaac newton invented shakespeare and wrote all those plays

 No.2557212

>>2557209
opened
heard male voice
closed

 No.2557213

platonism is all you need pretty much

 No.2557214

you faggots never shut up do you

 No.2557215

^^ doesnt understand the form of the good

 No.2557216

christ jesus is all you need

 No.2557217

i never shut up

 No.2557218

*fills out the form of the good and submits it*

 No.2557219

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*but with my mouth closed so it sounds like*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHMHH!!!!

 No.2557220

>>2557219
is this guy pronouncing goethe correctly?

 No.2557221

>>2557213
platonism is just proto-marxism

 No.2557222

just saw visual proof that they powder the bodies of our dancing kpop gooks to make their skin appear white i peeped a camera rehearsal cam and half of them were deliciously burnt biscuit golden brown skinned cuties but then the life perf cam they were powdered up like geisha

why are they hiding our natty gooks from us

 No.2557223

File: 1754533093269.png (5.08 MB, 1940x2910, 8LNPxi9.png)


 No.2557224

wonder how many guys are out there with just the worst youtube channels that we just dont see because the alg hides them

 No.2557225

damn chinese passports are weird they put your face right on the front of the thing

 No.2557226

>>2557224
i get a lot of like 23 view vids from horrid channels in my alg actually

 No.2557227

>>2557212
lol based

 No.2557228

>>2557222
just an idea that's prevalent in asia, having darker or tanned skin was often associated with manual labor and outdoor work, which were typically done by lower income or working class people like farmers exposure to the sun was a visible marker of physical labor and economic necessity

 No.2557229

theres gotta be millions of sub 10 view count videos out there

 No.2557230


 No.2557231

>>2557228
but theyre so cute when theyre alittle yellowbrown…

 No.2557232

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When captured at its zenith of abstraction and technical rigor, the defining proposition of the left is that depoliticization is still politics (and more specifically, a politics). This is not a proposition that can be limited to theoretical clarification. It is a project, and even a prophecy. The anti-political will be re-absorbed into the political, according to this fundamental formula. […] The left thus recognizes its enemy, with striking realism, as an emergent – and intrinsically fractured – agent of social dissolidarity. […] Capital is essentially capitals, at war among themselves. It advances only through disintegration. If – not at all unreasonably – the basic vector of capital is identified with a tendency to social abandonment, what it abandons most originally is itself.[40] That is why the left finds itself so commonly locked in a fight to defend what capital is from what it threatens to become. Bitcoin tells us – more clearly than any other innovation – what it is becoming next, by escaping transcendent governance in principle.

40. Marx is not blind to any of this, although he tends to complacently bracket it as a self-destructive contradiction. The Communist Manifesto is especially stark in this regard. Continuous auto-liquidation of the establishment is modernity’s installed regulative idea. Recent history has only confirmed the insight. Capital revolutionizes harder, deeper, and faster than ‘the Revolution’. Its lack of attachment to itself exceeds anything the left has been able to consistently match. Capital’s scandalous immortality is derived solely from its inventiveness in ways to kill itself. There is no serious way in which it could die that is not more intensely effectuated as a functional innovation within itself.

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>>2557231
it's crazy how they refuse to see the beauty in it, they'd rather have like 2 lbs of makeup

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what if we discover that having an exoskeleton is actually the optimal way to exist do you think thered be anyone who alters their dna to be that way

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>>2557233
this chicks straight brownbrown
still delicious though…………..

 No.2557238

yea theres a lot of freaks out there

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>>2557236
you have niggas chopping they dicks off cuz they watch too much porn you already know the answer to that one bro

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crazy how much well have to take on faith if ai becomes smarter than us

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reminder ai is just an excuse to let demons have control there's no such thing

 No.2557242

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jackie don't got it no more

 No.2557243

i bet donnie could catch one

 No.2557244

hes 71 years old cut him some slack

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plus hes always squinting

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feels like itll all be over soon

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not if i have anything to say about it

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hoooooooo boy!

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damn even salman got into it with epstein

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ive been called a peachy kid and a good dancer

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wait are the lobbies for x360 cod still up

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yea i was just gonna ask that
that lil nigga playin xbox live on 360

 No.2557255

damn never thought about how crazy audio recording and playback is that shit doesnt make any sense at all

 No.2557256

im eatin ben and jerrys its the best store ice cream

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its just putting the vibrations of the air onto things that arent air
you can make an edison style wax cylinder phonograph at home ez

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*makes an edison style wax cylinder phonograph at home*

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simply dont understand how sound is stored in vinyl its just magic to me

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in the early days of recording they didnt have any way to copy anything so artists would have to play before a big acoustic horn over and over for every copy

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>>2557259
sound is air waves i know it's magic

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hol up hol up

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>>2557264
bro get me in i just hit 460 ilvl!

 No.2557266

so why are pandas on both sides

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>>2557266
because they are the only race with free will

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>>2557259
its as if you 3d printed the soundwave

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>>2557266
to represent the yin and yang that exists within us all

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>>2557267
are they the jews of azeroth?

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its crazy what a world historical event 9/11 was so much of the world today would be different if 9/11 had never happened

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whats even more crazier is that the fake narrative still persists

 No.2557273

crazy how 9/11 happened before wow

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when you think about it the cataclysm was a lot like the 9/11 of azeroth

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the real perpetrators are still laughing at us

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deathwing is laughing at us?

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oh man i really fucked up im out of chips and drinking time is less than an hour away

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how can wow compete

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>>2557278
wow did it first with loamm from dragonflight

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godzilla vs mechagodzilla ii. mankind uses the husk of the broken mecha ghidorah parts, future tech, basically, to form mechagodzilla. the height of mans technology and mechanical expertise as the ultimate godzilla killing weapon. at the same time, an egg is found on an island guarded by rodan. humans take the egg away to japan, but godzilla and rodan have a little fight. rodan pecks at godzillas head, but then gets fuckin blasted with such force he flies back into a mountain. theyre both fine. cut to japan with the egg, they play a song and it hatches and its not a baby rodan like they thought, its actually godzilla jr and they just call him 'baby'. baby g marks a jap lady as his mommy goose style, but his call brings godzilla to kyoto where hes being held. humans deploy mechagodzilla to stop big g. they got mecha g coated in heat reflecting and resistant diamond coating, so when zilla blasts it just bounces off. mecha g basically just goes through its inventory hitting godzilla with each of its weapons. eye lasers, mouth laser, shoulder rockets, belly canon, each one knocking big g around. the belly canon knocks him down, and they fire taser cables that stick into godzillas body and they start electrifying him. godzilla electrofeedbacks them and overheats their whole spot and mecha g cant move, then big g walks over and shoulder checks them to the ground. out of commission. mechagodzilla needs repairs. meanwhile, godzilla keeps heading to the sound of babyg calling out. he wrecks kyoto a lil bit, knocks down some planes, blows up some tanks, but

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when he gets to the tower she baby g is being kept in the basement he knocks it around a bit until the girl baby g imprinted on convinces baby g to tell big g that he's alright. once he does, godzilla just peaces out into the ocean. humans repair and upgrade mechagodzilla, they give him auxilary power and the ability to combine with a flying ship they had as a prototype for mecha g and then they plan to lure godzilla to an island. how? by using fucking baby g as bait. humans are beyond the pale in this one. so they load baby g into a shipping container, but the girl baby g imprinted on is too sad when she sees him get scared so she goes with him in the container and they start moving him via helicopter. but, earlier rodan heard a song sung by some of the esper kids to baby g and he got healed and upgraded after his zilla fight and he swoops in and does an aerial rescue of baby g destroying the chopper carrying the shipping container and then catching it midair and taking him to a japanese stadium. mecha g is deployed, and starts fighting rodan. rodan heat breaths mecha g, but the reflective coating works just the same and has no effect. rodan gets blasted to hell by eye beams, and belly canons, eventually he pecks at mecha gs head and takes out one of its eyes but then gets belly cannoned into a building and hes bleeding bad. he was no match… but godzilla comes up, and mecha g owl turns its head then turns its body to face big g once again. hes eye blasted once, then godzilla blasts and their beams meet and explode in the middle and mecha g gets staggered, and godzilla punches his head a bit then throws him across the map. the pilots inside mecha g call for help from the plane prototype that i forgot to mention

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rodan knocked down earlier, so it flies over, zaps godzilla away with its cannons, giving mechagodzilla time to get things running again and booster thrust tackle godzilla knocking him down. then mechagodzilla and the flying prototype attach and become super mechagodzilla, and they engage hover assault mode and start taking off, and unloading everything at godzilla circle straffing like godzilla is a cyber demon, blasting and blasting, eyes mouth, chest cannon, and new shoulder lasers from the prototype attachment. overwhelming fire power, godzilla is getting blasted and he falls down. now they engage operation g crusher where they were going to use their taser cables like last time, but then, they were going to use the cute esper girl to detect godzillas second brain located in his waist and destroy it and paralyze fuckin godzilla. so the esper girl actually does it, she betrays godzilla, locates his second brain… and they blast it. the taser cables go in, hes getting shocked, shocked to hell, and blasted right in his second mobility brain. godzilla is down… hes down and getting pummeled with lasers and electricity and its hard to watch. but as hard as it is for us, its even harder for baby g, who smashes his way out of the shipping container and calls out for help. rodan hears the call, and im crying as i write this, he picks himself up from death, eyes opening just barely, and flies over to help big g. hes too slow and weak, mechagodzilla sees him right away and belly canons him out of the sky and he lands, dying, ontop of a crippled godzilla. hes ontop, and says something, then starts turning to dust

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… but… something is happening, something is happening to the air and to godzilla. a storm starts coming, godzilla starts absorbing the rodan dust, a shock goes thru the cables and disables the espers headset, shocking that evil bitch, godzilla is standing, rodans ashes seeded a storm, lightning is striking godzilla, hes charging up, his second brain is completely healed, the rodan rain is melting the shield plating on mechagodzilla and godzilla fires a new, rodan red beam and knocks that stupid bot back, he hits him again, and again, until it falls down and then blasts it again. you thought you could match the power of godzilla? you thought you could beat the power of monster friendship? of a papa zilla protecting his baby g? get fucking roasted. godzilla walks over, collects baby g who is scared at first, and doesnt want to leave his imprinted mothers side, but she says he has to go with zilla and uses the esper chick to tell him that with her mind, and eventually he leaves with papa g to the ocean, following behind



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