No.2556084
ugh
No.2556085
wonder if any of the gaybros strands themselves on purpose so they get to stare at that guys butt longer
No.2556088
ugh i got stranded…
No.2556089
a
No.2556091
damn missed all of evo
did anyone play ronaldo in fatal fury
No.2556092
crazy that gura is dead
No.2556093
did she do a funeral or just dump her
No.2556094
>>2556083the sideways gooks lips look like something else in the thumbnail
No.2556095
blacks stan hololive
No.2556096
blackistan
No.2556097
>>2556094YOU MEAN A VAGINA??????
No.2556098
ugh hate waking up this early
No.2556099
lets do something fun together
No.2556102
>>2556099*slides you a wow token*
No.2556103
theyre not called v*g*n*s
theyre called cucaracha
No.2556104
thinkin about rolling a new toon on grobbulus
No.2556105
hurricane season 2025 is so mid
No.2556106
thinkin bout gook guessr
No.2556109
>>2556108yoooooooooooooooooo
No.2556110
if i told you that sexual immorality was bad for you would you stop
No.2556112
>>2556083okay id smooch her
No.2556116
its everyday bro with the chips on the floor
No.2556117
>>2556113completely nonracial thing but its crazy how animal-like humans act in certain situations
theyre like hogs in a pen
No.2556118
>>2556110if I told u cumming felt good would you start
No.2556119
>>2556117they're ducking bullet fire retard
No.2556120
do not cum
No.2556121
what if your bored
No.2556122
esl ESL esl
No.2556123
mom takes 4 breaths for every 1 i take shes such a fat fuck
No.2556124
>>2556119what gave you the impression i didnt know that?
No.2556125
>>2556123grow up skelenigger
No.2556126
you already know what the plan is for 2pm on a tuesday
No.2556127
>>2556126taking a shower and putting in some job applications?
No.2556128
ill fill out some guild applications
No.2556130
hey guys im taking a shit 👋😂
No.2556131
guilds are basically gangs when you think about it
No.2556132
uhhh no they are not
No.2556133
in some ways they are in some ways they totally arent
No.2556134
irl gangs are like wow guilds (retard niggers)
irl law enforcement is like jmmorpg guilds
fbi/cia/nsa would be FFXIV (high IQ)
cops/sheriff would be osrs
No.2556135
what are kmmo guilds
No.2556137
gay faggots not deserve death penalty for 5 minutes challenge (impossible)
No.2556138
she did that like 2 or 3 days ago lil bro
No.2556140
guilds are organizations that you hit licks with(raids) you rep their colors (tabards) and if someone ganks you your niggas will roll up and cap a fool
thats a gang for sure
No.2556142
which is further proof that wow players have nigger brains
No.2556144
do you think were gonna prefer ai holos
No.2556145
A guild (/ɡɪld/ GILD) is an association of artisans and merchants who oversee the practice of their craft/trade in a particular territory.
doesnt sound gang like to me
No.2556146
cooking rocks is artisanal
selling rocks is merchantal
No.2556147
japanese rocks
No.2556149
you rock
No.2556150
crazy how our girl nene has more subs than the bottom 95% of vtubers combined
No.2556152
imma be honest i feel like i gotta shit man!
No.2556153
we are already ripped shredded educated and skill maxxing but nothing inside has changed
No.2556154
you arent skill maxxed man ur still a lvl 3 noob
No.2556155
well its a process…
No.2556156
im not even level 1 yet i didnt get in before project epoch shutdown…
No.2556157
my skills ar making things up at work to sound like i know what im talking about
avoiding women
eating nasty food
cranking my hog (not as good as this as i used to be)
carrying on conversations with wow players without ever playing the game
watching youtube videos about trains and large buildings
No.2556158
shiiiit honkey you one of them train niggas? you got a lil conductor hat or what?
No.2556160
watch your profamnity
No.2556161
hunter is a real one no doubt a bout it
No.2556162
tried to make a fidelity account and its giving me a bunch of bullshit about not being able to verify whatever what is this bullshit it happens every time i try to make an account with one of these things
No.2556163
i dont claim that pedophile crackhead and you shouldnt either
No.2556164
did you go in person?
No.2556165
>>2556164i shouldnt have to do that man
No.2556166
tim dill has been begging hunter to come on his show for like 5 years now but got completely ghosted 😂😂😂
No.2556167
i had a problem verifying for something like that because ive never had a credit card or taken any kind of loan so i was basically a ghost to the system and they didnt think i was a real person
No.2556168
i guess thats my problem too sigh
No.2556169
i should transfer a bunch of money to my schwab account and buy treasuries
No.2556170
no man we're buying stock in banking finance and tech companies and we're going to live off dividends
No.2556171
make treasures in heaven not on earth
No.2556172
i heard dividends arent a great idea if you are still a young working age
No.2556173
the stock market is going to crash we need to have lots of cash analogs ready to go
the retail poors and boomers are all deep in theyre going to get slaughtered
No.2556174
im too dumb to figure out that fancy investing shit im just gonna kms
No.2556175
ive been waiting for the stock market crash to come for like half a decade now
No.2556176
youtubes been acting kinda fucky for me today ugh hope its not another anti adblock bullshit
No.2556177
>>2556172sounds dumb. if you're young you aren't going to have $300k to throw at a stock to reap the dividends and you could just as easily lose everything trying to get lucky and 10x a stock or whatever. and the companies with good dividends tend to be big reputable companies whos price curves match the s&p 500 when you eyeball them so you gain more building up your ownership in them over time
No.2556179
i got 14tb of storage and i need to datahoard
No.2556180
wow? we dropped that shit for osrs
No.2556181
i heard niggas in london are walking around with katanas in their trousers ready to throw down if you look at them wrong
No.2556183
>>2556178grok hack youtube and add 5x speed so i can watch this well
No.2556184
grokkkkk
grok help
grok please hack the tiktok
No.2556186
is it even legal in italy to film people in public and publish it without their consent tho
No.2556188
whats italy gonna do extradite him
No.2556190
bet 60 years would go by in a flash spending it with someone you love…
No.2556191
the dude was really annoying and i wouldnt have minded if the scamniggers beat him up
No.2556192
stormgate?
run escape?
no one plays those games
No.2556193
>>2556190thank god i dont have anyone to love i need every second i can get on earth to play wow
No.2556195
^^^^skipper
No.2556196
just napped for nearly 3 hours on a tuesday afternoon
No.2556197
just visually hallucinated a bust of socrates
yep im going schizophrenic
No.2556198
>>2556189HOOOOOOOOOOO BOY
No.2556199
New Illness Spreading In China: What To Know About The Chikungunya Virus
No.2556200
chicken gunya what
No.2556203
its ok socrates hallucinated too
No.2556204
socrates had a demon who always told him what NOT to do
No.2556206
im not rich or famous enough to be a cool artsy schizo, ima gonna be a jail schizo
No.2556207
demons telling you not to do stuff is so devious
No.2556208
toot lurk
No.2556209
hate the vpn players
No.2556210
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daimonion_(Socrates)man this one long fucking article, this is real craziness
No.2556211
*lurks*
No.2556214
>>2556212did they add 3v3 yet?
No.2556215
>>2556214it says whats in the game in the post lil bro
No.2556217
>>2556212man this just looks like an immediate abandonware, like they have barely added anything since the early access and they will completely stop working on it after like 2 mini patches
No.2556219
scout isnt gay with soldier, did you even read what it said?
he has 4 children
No.2556221
cant belive osrs is like $10 a month
No.2556222
remember when they didnt release games until they were finished
lets go back to that
No.2556224
>>2556218this is getting a nighttime listen, love shit like this
No.2556225
>>2556223*unsubs* that's it im quitting wow
No.2556227
*the weight of the world crushes my soul*
thats it im resubbing to wow
No.2556228
>>2556224i listened through the entire thing its nice
No.2556230
id settle
No.2556231
Trump to trans "people": We are going to erase you
No.2556233
whats a good salad dressing for carrots and broccoli
No.2556234
apple cider vinegar
olive oil
mustard
salt
pep
No.2556238
i exclusively use olive oil for all my dressings
No.2556239
@gleep would you rather be mothra or biollante
No.2556241
drunk me went absolutely crazy last night
refilled both water jugs
refilled the ice cube trays
and put my electric toothbrush on the charger
No.2556245
>>2556239havent 'zilla'd enough to know
No.2556246
I love BEING DRUNK
No.2556247
i wish i was good and drunk rn im just sitting out here in the sun cooking
No.2556248
my kitten is such a dickrider
No.2556249
>>2556247*slides you a bottle of southern comfort*
No.2556250
lift some weights while youre out there
live the mishima life
No.2556252
i can only do like half the pullups i used to
No.2556254
8 more hours
8 more long hours
No.2556255
>>2556252did you get fat
thats what happened to me
No.2556257
i took down my pullup bar so i stopped doing them all the time
No.2556258
>>2556257why would you do that for
No.2556259
had a major incident at the potle
someone with a name very similar to mine got my order and i got theirs
No.2556260
think it was cause mom came over and you cant close the bathroom door when its up
No.2556262
I CANT STOPRAPING
No.2556263
imagine not giving a fake name that guarantees uniqueness at the potle to avoid shit like that
No.2556264
>>2556259did you get the better deal or did you get owned?
No.2556265
>>2556261stormnorm cant even handle 5000 players? lol
No.2556266
one order here for gookfreak
No.2556268
>>2556253sry gotta lurk moar
No.2556269
>>2556264cashwise i came out on top since they got double meat and a drink
but i got owned because i dont like the mild salsa and i presume they got owned because they wont like the hot salsa
No.2556270
lil bro is still eating meat
No.2556271
uh hello orgrim doomhammer your burrito is ready
No.2556272
in the end chipotle always wins
No.2556274
americans are batshit crazy with that "and whats your name" shit
No.2556275
>>2556267+1 same im just warming up
fucking leg day today ugh
No.2556276
uhh the name shit keeps it organized bro
No.2556277
>>2556275thats funny cuz it is also leg day for me
No.2556278
do people outside america not have names or something?
No.2556279
remember when people just had one name
No.2556280
uhhh yeah dudes its totally also leg days for me my dudes you know how it is!
*grabs another bag of chips*
No.2556283
my full name is unique no one else on earth has it
No.2556284
same
No.2556285
my complete full name all three names is unique but my first and last got me hits of an old guy in tennessee who also had it
No.2556286
>>2556277need that leg strength so i can lift my kgf and our 3 kids at the same time thats what gets me through this bullshit
No.2556287
i have like 4 or 5 names
No.2556288
>>2556287vincentoramirezconditocavalhobro..
No.2556289
>>2556286me? i just want that outer sweep of the lateralis
No.2556290
people call me many things
No.2556291
fag
retard
bitch
slut
No.2556292
is steve 1321 the chinese girl toucher
No.2556293
if you arent named after an apostle or a grandparent your parents messed up
No.2556294
levy cohen abramov braunstein blatt
No.2556295
the apostle slut…
No.2556296
>>2556243classic
vintage even
No.2556299
solomon is a cool name…. but……
No.2556300
dossierbro you getting that thumb
No.2556301
dont forget the toes
No.2556302
they call me the guy thats hungry af but too lazy to cook
No.2556303
>>2556302*slides you the chips*
No.2556304
too lazy to cock
No.2556305
bb has trimmed nails huh
you can infer a lot from that
No.2556306
>>2556305bb? from uhhhh anthology of the kiler?
No.2556307
bb is turning into bg
No.2556308
>>2556305friday night is the designated nail cutting night
No.2556309
i dunno if you keep nail clippers on your desk it isnt hard to stay on top of it even as a disgusting slob
No.2556310
I SIP
No.2556311
she sips
No.2556312
do ants take your nail clippings too
No.2556313
reminder the word jew is an invention of the 19th century and doesnt appear anywhere in ancient texts what people try to call jews in the bible was just the word for 'people from judea' and not an ethno religio thing the reason being the so called jews of the bible, simply people from the area of judea, became christians careful readers of the bible will note that the messiah promised in the old testament appeared like it was prophesied and died for their sins as it was prophesied and fulfilled all that God intended. later, retard khazars would glom onto the babylonian vestiges of pharisaic kabbalism and pretend to adopt it but use it as a front for their penile worshipping ways. this lead to persecution when the people inevitably found out it was just satanism. later, the offspring of those same satanic khazars, started calling themselves jews because it was expedient to do so for their political agendas of taking back their homeland (khazaria) but first, they needed a foothold and palestine was a convenient first step. watch what happens to ukraine for more proof
No.2556316
*reads the bible carefully*
holy shit the messiah does come jews are retards
No.2556317
i heard that bionicle fan game got canceled
No.2556318
>>2556308i try doing that but i can never remember to actually do it
thats a solid system though one week is max for reasonable nails
No.2556322
just watch the video what is there to get
No.2556323
can you not be a cunt
gleep usually drops some cool insight
No.2556326
united shit and shitrael linked up??
No.2556327
cant believe they are spreading their nonsense into nippon
No.2556328
nips are right
we should nuke the entire middle east out of existence
No.2556331
steam is down
I REPEAT
STEAM IS DOWN
No.2556332
no but why do i get drenched with sweat after only a single set of squats
No.2556333
sweating is good get those toxins out
No.2556334
epic games won in the end
No.2556335
im mentally handicapped
No.2556336
epic games still doesnt have a way to message people on your friends list
No.2556337
substances currently in my body:
-whiskey
-marijuana
-tobacco
No.2556338
>>2556336not like i have any friends to message
No.2556339
bending down to pick up an oreo you dropped ont he floor isnt a squat lil bro
No.2556340
>>2556336damn that sounds like a win for epic wtf
No.2556341
>>2556339post a vid of yourself doing a single pistol squat
No.2556342
strength training doesnt give me a high heart rate it just makes my heart beat really hard
No.2556343
my kness start snap crackle popping when i do pistol squats
No.2556348
speakin of lotr ive been playin the lotr pinball its so good
No.2556349
>>2556347*sees it*
*smashes that like button*
No.2556350
>>2556347i really dont like that lego makes sets that is basically just studs that you put on a base plate just like here
lego should be 3d models not this garbage
No.2556351
>>2556350+1 nigga thinks hes hot shit for doing pixel art
No.2556356
*hops on wow*
No.2556357
holy fuckitty fuck a legit 7.9 bar pie
No.2556359
i hate being drunk its awesome
No.2556360
wake me up when wod classic gets here
No.2556361
>>2556358sigh pad would have loved gug'rokk
No.2556364
its crazy how some people go out and drink instead of just getting fucked up in the crib
No.2556367
thats an easy 15 on the cape code scale
No.2556368
>>2556353what a fucking lil bro. he lives on nantucket and doesnt know the deal with the woods hole ferry
No.2556370
$9 is a whole month sub for osrs
No.2556371
those liver failure dudes are crazy drinking a handle a day while still having a job like how why
No.2556372
aint no way people pay monthly for rune scape 😂
No.2556374
having your organs fail is such a lil bro move
No.2556375
why don't cars do wheelies when you floor it
No.2556376
damn thats a good question actually
No.2556377
most cars are front wheel drive these days so you have to go in reverse to wheelie
No.2556378
most cars don't have the acceleration necessary to get lift up front
need a different type of transmission
No.2556380
>>2556378okay so why doesn't my Prius wheelie when I floor it
No.2556381
>>2556379im actually not retarded
sometimes i am but not this time
No.2556382
>>2556380you dont have the right type of tranny bro read the post
No.2556383
if i had a penny for every time i had the wrong type of tranny…
No.2556385
>>2556382okay but why not in reverse then
No.2556388
fingernails are so weird fingers in general are weird and theyd be weirder without the fingernails i guess but still whole lotta weird
No.2556389
can you imagine how horrible living would be if there were ants or tiny flies that ate your boogers and were constantly trying to get into your nose
No.2556392
watching youtube videos about drinking yourself to death is so lil brofagcoded
No.2556393
finally got around to googling dubai chocolate it looks like chocolate filled with wet horse shit
No.2556394
its choco with a pistachio-tahini creme
No.2556396
>>2556345>>2556344toot is a wow enjoyer?
No.2556397
>>2556393saw a vendor selling dubai chocolate in calgary, yesterday
No.2556400
Hmm…this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
No.2556402
bro just linking nonexistent pages every day
No.2556403
>>2556398male gooks are a different breed from female gooks
No.2556404
its his thing man
No.2556406
le serraffim are all model quality except yunjin but shes funny
No.2556407
>>2556406actually true
how crazy is that
No.2556408
ikinokori bokura
No.2556409
im a little baby
No.2556410
>>2556407thats
crazy
hot
and
easy
No.2556413
>>2556411theres no way you are back to spamming this shit man
No.2556414
shout out to all the mexicans out there he says
No.2556416
her head and hair is shaped like mt fuji
No.2556417
Post natal depression arouses from the female realisation that shes been tricked into replicating beta male genetics.
Via typical beta male strategys - time spent, familiarity, submission, acts of service etc - she was tricked into replicating weak male genes.
She didnt love that guy, but hes just always there and always trying - and she slipped up.
She hates herself for this mistake.
This is why women in "happy marriages" get post natal depression and women who have 3 week flings with sports stars never do.
Because although the star barely replies to her and he doesnt see her - at least she birthed a warrior.
Remember - 1% effort from a killer is worth 1000% effort from a man he could kill. Always will be.
Genetics rule all.
No.2556419
always thought it was post nasal depression
No.2556421
i dont think women can get properly dep
No.2556423
my mom is probably depressed that her LAZY FUCKING RETARDED USELESS son hasn't given her a grandchild yet
No.2556424
guess mom shouldve bought me a car :)
No.2556425
the social rapework
No.2556426
i think i mightve broke my foot being retarded and drunk
No.2556427
>>2556426if you can put weight on it its not broken
No.2556429
ive put weight on my broken leg before
No.2556432
>>2556417stop looking shit up and posting it like a fucking annoying faggot. know this beforehand instead fucking asshole
No.2556435
ESPN acquiring NFL Network, other NFL media assets
oh no no no
No.2556438
everyone likes norms cause they are cool and fun and easygoing nobody likes the weirdo whos clothes dont make sense and might be retarded
No.2556440
gorepup has awakened a lot of things inside me
No.2556441
i heckin love transfurs!!!!!!!!!!
No.2556442
>>2556441HOLY FUCKING CRAP ME TOO
No.2556443
THIS NEXT SHOT GOES OUT TO ALL THE TRANSFURS WHO MAKES COOL ART AND MUSIC
AND FOR THE BITCH WHOS BEEN REJECTING MY ADVANCES FOR FOUR YEARS!!!!
No.2556444
https://www.twitch.tv/bunnyayuuhhh bunny is live? and nobody posted?
No.2556445
MAKE IT TWO SHOTS FOR THAT BITCH!!!
No.2556446
just finished getting owned by maths x__x
No.2556447
which math owned you
No.2556449
>>2556447calc 2
>>2556448yea started getting owned around 7pm
No.2556450
SOUTHERN COMFORT
WHISKEY
*sips*
No.2556451
>>2556449im sure you did great
No.2556452
>>2556451couldn't say the same
No.2556455
>>2556454why notjust lower his salary
No.2556456
a cool hundo? in this economy? yeah i don't blame 'em from dropping him.
No.2556457
holy shit 100m??
No.2556458
I NEED TO BUY MORE STOCK
No.2556459
i turned on a lightswitch and my battery operated smoke alarm instantly went off
wtf
smartposters what happened the timing was too exact to be coincidental
No.2556460
>>2556459idk but that reminds me that i need to cut my hair
No.2556463
are they doing this cause they actually believe in ai or is that just their cover
No.2556464
>>2556398need a black gf who looks like this
No.2556465
tadaima~
No.2556466
>>2556462it's getting scarier out there
No.2556468
would you rather get $10 a day for the rest of your life or french fries become healthy and are actually good for you
No.2556472
>>2556471watching this was SO satisfying
No.2556476
god nuwow is so gay
No.2556477
is that good or bad
No.2556480
>>2556479is that the umineko girl
No.2556481
cut out an ingrown toenail
No.2556482
my car broke down again
No.2556483
cars are becoming a pleasureless pain
No.2556484
i only use that mother fucker to go to work and this is how it treats me
No.2556486
what happened to the dsp bankruptcy and spending hundreds of thousands on a wwe phone game saga
No.2556487
just gotta brush and floss then take a shower then find a way to spend 2 hours
No.2556489
>>2556486some time after he finally admitted he owned the wwe champions account and that he sold it through some 3rd party site, most people don't believe that
No.2556491
>>2556490this actually looks p cool
No.2556494
brendans still got it
No.2556495
bros we're getting ripped
No.2556496
>>2556463cover the end game is to require everyone to need a license to get online and have it tied to your tokenized biometric data in texe marr old school head language, they want you on the beast system to access the web. complete with china style social credit. coming soon
No.2556498
Mexico makes biometric identifier mandatory for all citizens
that's fucked up man
No.2556499
governments are blobbing
No.2556500
>>2556498is this true? they elect a jew and this happens immediately?
No.2556501
the asian archetype of the wukong rascal
my western mind recoils at it
No.2556502
just said thank you to google gemini
No.2556503
>>2556500Biometric CURP: The previously voluntary Unique Population Registry Code (CURP) is now mandatory and will include biometric data like:
Fingerprints
Iris scans
Facial photographs embedded in a QR code
Timeline: The rollout begins in 2025, with full nationwide adoption expected by February 20262
Purpose: This ID will be used for essential services like:
Tax filing
School enrollment
Passport applications
Business registration
Minors Included: A separate program will begin collecting biometric data from minors within 120 days of the law's enactment
No.2556504
why is it gemini does it have a good/bad side
No.2556505
crazy how its gonna be illegal to be a regular guy just being alive on earth without permission from the state soon
No.2556506
>>2556497hey it's cloud strife from ffvii!
No.2556507
>>2556503stuff like this scares the fuck out of me please God let there be enough crazy christians with guns to keep this from happening in america please lord i dont know what to do
No.2556508
>>2556503this is likely proposed due to the cartels
in reality though they will now suffer from both
there's the hegelian synthesis
No.2556509
its too late the institutional momentum is too powerful this is our path going forward until collapse or ascension
No.2556510
theyre going to tag us and track us and control our lives theyre already starting with apps. pretty soon we'll need a nutrition app on our phones and if it detects us ordering too many snacks its built in ai healthnut will hardlock you out of ordering anything except the bugmeal porrage until your biometric bmi reaches the ai approved level
its so over
No.2556511
it also means that for the very few americans capable of fleeing justice here to mexico, that won't be feasible anymore
it makes the us even more inescapable
No.2556512
*rolls eyes*
No.2556513
we dont want to escape the us man its the best place left on earth everywhere else you cant even have a gun
No.2556514
you don't want to be stuck in a country where the average american can have a loaded gun
No.2556515
might just sell everything, get a motorcycle and wander the hemisphere for a while
No.2556517
i want everyone to have a gun
No.2556518
ideally everyone would have 3 guns but 2 guns is ok too
No.2556520
sell my soul to live a normal life
No.2556522
i could only be happy in the loving embrace of my asian princess
No.2556523
good night v__v
No.2556524
gn
No.2556525
oh i get it. i get holos. you have to believe in it
No.2556526
my self delusion days are behind me
No.2556527
>>2556507have you heard about the disease in texas that makes meat taste awful for the people who catch it? 'bioethicists' are proposing that, for the good of the planet, that disease could be utilized as a way to enforce universal vegetarianism
No.2556528
>>2556299in hebrew its shlomo
No.2556530
theyre gonna put the clotshot in our food
theyre gonna make us allergic to meat
theyre gonna sew our mouths shut and poke out our eyes
No.2556531
>>2556278theres someone with the same name as mine in the city i live in only hes successful
No.2556532
>>2556531kill him and take over his life
No.2556533
>>2556508heres inofwars resident freemason chase geiser talking about his trip to a lodge in tijuana mexico
hes saying they are the cartels
no embed because timestamp
https://youtu.be/fVavWW1zGdo?feature=shared&t=284 No.2556534
2am
the beer has been looted from the freezer and the night begins
No.2556536
>>2556532maybe i do the fake spiderman thing
No.2556537
maybe you move next door to him. maybe you learn to copy his signature. maybe they think the mismatching address is an odd clerical error
No.2556539
maybe you start dressing just like him
No.2556543
if i wore his face i could sex his wife and be a father to his kids
No.2556544
face… off
No.2556545
>>2556542what would the dogs do to him if they caught him
No.2556546
i dunno
No.2556547
the dogs would kill him
No.2556548
being in nature competing with it and winning…
No.2556549
lets start a dirt bike gang and live mad max style in no mans land
No.2556550
leather jackets guns dogs/cats dirt bikes and nasty whores
No.2556552
mad max fury road was such a shitty movie i turned it off 30 minutes in
No.2556553
riding down women and passing her around raping her before killing her and hitting the road
what a life
No.2556554
pretty crazy how owning a horse made you the fastest person on earth for so long
No.2556555
>>2556554bro im so fast im finna see that ass running
No.2556556
get me dat ass
No.2556557
>>2556554whats faster a chariot with 4 horses or a single horse
No.2556558
in a straight?
No.2556559
are gameboy games obsolete
No.2556561
godzilla vs mothra '92. this one starts off with a meteor hitting the pacific ocean acting as a triple alarm clock waking up godzilla, mothra, and new addition to the team battra. mothras just an egg to start and humans go over to drag her eggmoded to japan. meanwhile, battra attacks tokyo and then burrows underland once they start moving mothra by boat. on the high seas, godzilla appears and mothra quickly births herself just in time to dodge a fuckin zilla blast that wrecks her trolley boat. mothra fucks around with godzilla biting his tail, getting flung off, then hiding behind the remnants of her boat peekabooing zilla lasers until one finally hits and sends her slimey ass flying. battra arrives, and attacks mothra with his lightning attack he looks like mothra larva but hes bigger and has a horn and red eyes (mothra used to have red eyes but now she has blue eyes and is more cute) so then zilla and battra tussle in the bathtub until they both sink then they trade breath blasts and lightning strikes under water kicking up hella bubbles and splitting the fuckin tectonic plates causing a goddamn underwater volcano erruption that they both fall into. humans think theyre dead (lol) but while theyre both off the map mothra hits japan to help two miniature fairy girls and then goes cocoon mode on japans diet building.
No.2556562
as night falls, mothra hatches and is even cuter in moth mode but mt fuji erupts and wouldnt you know it, goddamn fuckin godzilla comes out of it. he had survived and swam through miles of 1500 degree lava and hes totally fine and hes ready to eat. battra stays coming from the ocean somehow, and mothra heads over to battra to lead him to godzilla, but takes lightning damage and drops. battra and zilla meet and battra rams zilla in the stomach and zilla gut punches him. oh btw battra evolved mid air into batmode battra and he has arms. zilla blasts battra and downs him, but before he can finish him off mothra comes over and dusts big g and he falls over into a building. then mothra sprinkles pixie dust all over g and hes dazzled as hell by that shit and falls down. while zillas getting himself up, mothra and battra have an aerial parlay where they agree to teamup vs big g. they both team blast him from the air, and zillas left grounded just blasting up at them a couple times. eventually they both down him, mothra and battra talk again, then they both grab zilla to pick him up. battra is by zillas mouth and gets hella bit and starts bleeding and eats a couple point blank blasts too. once theyre over the ocean, zilla gives him one more blast right in his stupid bat face and kills him and he drops into the sea. mothra puts a pixie dust sigil over where they fell and then mothra flies off after a quick meeting with the humans. liked this better than the last few, the humans were more incompetent we even had an old guy in the hq going like "w-w-what do we do?!" and shit. i like that alot better than arrogant stupid pilots that always seem to have all the answers. fuck that guy
No.2556563
>>2556560natures bounty is a brand i know id buy those
No.2556564
>>2556560are you trying to increase your loads?
No.2556565
>>2556560what type of magnesium is it
magnesium oxide is terrible i use magnesium citrate
No.2556566
ive never stayed in a hostel id be freaking out about people stealing my stuff the whole time
No.2556568
>>2556567love the cookiemonster era of zilla
No.2556569
whats the difference between a hostel and just renting a room in a house
No.2556570
hostel is like a dorm right with like communal bathrooms and shit?
No.2556572
>>2556571and this is why i hate amlitzer all this cool shit in japan and litz just goes and watches holograms for babies and buys plushy baby merch when we coulda got cool pics of the life size zilla what a waste
No.2556573
>>2556563thanks
>>2556564no my shoulders and wrists have been killing me lately i wonder if im deficient in something
grok suggested those
>>2556565just says magnesium
No.2556575
>>2556574his pics were tourist shit and bags of baby merch
no jap girl pics, no artistic shots, nothing cool
No.2556576
>>2556575>>2556572>>2556575why dont you go to the nipponsland then and grab some photos?
No.2556577
>>2556573return that magnesium man this is what they use in laxatives
magnesium oxide is basically snake oil
you want either magnesium citrate or magnesium glycinate which have much better bioavailability
No.2556578
https://www.amazon.com/Magnesium-Citrate-Capsules-Milligram-Supplement/dp/B01KY6NH9Athis is what i use but im also a booze drinking maniac that needs supplements
the thing you gotta watch out for with the magnesium supplements is the serving sizes, something might say it has 500mg per serving and the serving is 5 pills
No.2556579
hmm okay ill try citrate or glycinate
No.2556580
why dont they want us having magnessium
No.2556582
>>2556581okay ill get those ones you seem to know more than grok
No.2556583
dossierbro log that thumb
No.2556584
>he thinks we have a dossierbro
No.2556585
the greatest trick dossierbro ever pulled was–
No.2556586
>>2556542i wanna go to america and do this
No.2556587
you wanna die?
No.2556589
tnx for the spoiler
not clicking that
No.2556591
you need to stop replying with nonsense like that
No.2556592
i only come here for her replies
No.2556597
just had a dark black evil looking shit
No.2556598
maybe we should get into anal
No.2556599
it's only hot on skinny girls
chubby girl anal just seems messy she might shit on you
No.2556600
>she might shit on you
lol
No.2556601
clean
+anal is gross
No.2556602
dont defile your fuckstick with assjuices
No.2556603
dont call my cute pipelli a fuckstick
No.2556604
you just do anal prep bro its nbd the gays figured it out they cracked anal
No.2556605
they just accepted the taste feces
No.2556606
of
No.2556607
crazy how anal sex as a bottom feels so good that men will go through rigorous time-consuming preparation just to experience it
No.2556608
still havent told my dad the drastic thing im gonna do this weekend
No.2556609
>>2556586oh nevermind hes in georgia (the country not the state) so maybe i should just head further east just need to avoid the warzone
No.2556610
imagine getting filled up by your man
No.2556612
>>2556611were not gonna be fuckin gays in the ass bro! were gonna fuck women in the ass! women dont have aids!
No.2556613
hrt does wonders for some people but for others they just look exactly the same as when they were a dude its quite sad
No.2556614
>>2556572but i did go there? i never saw a movie there, but i did go to that building multiple times.
>>2556575i have ~50gbs of stuff that i haven't bothered to share yet.
No.2556615
those poor hons
No.2556616
toot release the amlitzer files
No.2556618
mori is so cool
No.2556620
>>2556614you're never gonna post any of it or look through it its already been multiple years
No.2556623
>am didnt take pics of things people have covered 1000 times already
>pic of the fucking tokyo tower
alright so that settles that am's a boomer ass tourist
No.2556624
unc got grey hair 💀💀💀
No.2556627
i need asian wife
No.2556629
>>2556628crazy how no one got in there and stole that thing
No.2556630
*noms toast*
No.2556631
i got some protein powder but i dont have any milk
No.2556632
just eat it raw pussy
No.2556633
dry scoop… i cant do that man
No.2556634
water is ok
No.2556635
>>2556631you have manmilk
No.2556636
i used water in the past and have ptsd from that
No.2556637
what happens if i use protein powder but dont work out at all
No.2556638
you will still become a muscle beast
No.2556640
and banana + honey
No.2556641
i just want to get wider
No.2556644
i had a good time with nioh 1 but ragequit nioh 2 when i got to a gay boss
No.2556646
you need to have sex
No.2556647
i need to have sex with a japanese woman
No.2556649
how thirsty is this guy -_-'
No.2556651
>>2556644is nioh 2 harder than nioh 1?
No.2556652
>>2556651it was about the same until i got that one guy that was just too gay for me i probably just wasnt mentally ready for another soulslike when i played it
No.2556654
i did like that you could just move your guy to dodge alot more stuff than you can in darksouls like footsie dodge rather than the dedicated dodge button
but i also used the hammer and hitstunned most trash mobs too
No.2556656
>>2556653hey man why do you only play shit games now
No.2556657
we want granny we want cuck simulator
No.2556658
>>2556656Wukong, Khazan and Nioh are good games man, what are you talking about?
i'll play better games (no rollslops) once i move to my new apartment, where i'll be able to stream normally No.2556659
granny was messed up
hope the new apartment isnt haunted
No.2556660
zii really is gonna move into his own apartment
No.2556661
hes such a grown boy….
No.2556662
hol up the 30 year old man is moving out?
No.2556663
and he earned it all by himself
No.2556664
i'm 34
i lived alone for 9 years, now i've stayed home for the last 3 months and i'm moving again to my new place around january.
No.2556665
holy blog batman!
No.2556666
i'm meant to move out next year…?
No.2556671
freakin love the touhous
No.2556673
shaved my 'stache for the first time in a decade
No.2556674
im sorry your dad died
No.2556675
gleep why is albert pike so special in american freemasonry
No.2556676
>>2556673whats it feel like
No.2556678
>>2556676i feel like a young babe
No.2556680
now im the only decade old stache bro
No.2556681
>>2556680why do you voluntarily look like homeless dregs of society
its literally legal in every practical case to hatecrime people like you and more people should take that opportunity
No.2556683
>>2556681ok man im sorry please just dont call me a libtard again i cant take it