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 No.2524797[Last 50 Posts]

new thread claimed by me (i make a thread every time someone says its near the end of a thread just so i get to be the one who makes it)

 No.2524826

can i post in this thread

 No.2524827

ugh

 No.2524829

we can post here but only because we want to
not because you made it

 No.2524830

im only posting here because im forced to

 No.2524831

im sorry that my thread is too cool for you guys

 No.2524832

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 No.2524833

we are thread nomads right now just looking for a home

 No.2524834

so gweed just thrashes around in his own thread all the time when we arent there…

 No.2524835


 No.2524836

fuck gweed and his faggy little thread

 No.2524837

yeah FUCK him *masturbates furiously*

 No.2524838

*bets 50k*

 No.2524839

what are we betting on, the stock market?

 No.2524840

File: 1751161160989.jpg (25.14 KB, 490x116, Untitled.jpg)

NO

NO NO NO NOO NONONONONONO

 No.2524841

finna eat chinese food and watch (shifty) episode 2 curtisdoc

 No.2524842

we are betting against taco trump

 No.2524843

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>>2524834
yeah thats right

 No.2524844

tried to have fun playing eu4 earlier but i lost my first war and crashed out

 No.2524845

dad keeps watching netflix shows clearly made for women and getting mad cuz it sucks and is basically a soap opera with a mary sue 30 something woman with a troubled past
>whats her problem?
i cant tell him its slop either he doesnt get that concept

 No.2524846

File: 1751161338977.jpg (58.42 KB, 644x584, chrome_g8xPRxVy8p.jpg)

hes dead

 No.2524847

wait you’re a girl and you…play videogames!?! wow! we should play! i’m not like other guys, ill be the one playing support

 No.2524848

>>2524797
that's not true because sometimes i make the new thread

 No.2524849

u lookin good girl show u right i can make u a celebrity over night

 No.2524850

im actually an extremely powerful support player its because i play the other roles and know what they need

 No.2524851


 No.2524852

hes out? let me punch him in the face full force again just to make sure

 No.2524853

>>2524849
now do the entire twista verse in one breath

 No.2524854

im more of a tank player:
responsible
dependable
selfless
flexible

 No.2524855

File: 1751161662632.webm (3.15 MB, 1280x720, 1751161087804367.webm)


 No.2524856

im already the tank player

 No.2524857

hmm…

 No.2524858

im more of a
steadfast
fearless
indefatigable
crafty

kind of tank

 No.2524859

File: 1751161731693.jpg (680.74 KB, 1440x1917, 514428043_1790606930118622….jpg)

just imagine holding hands with a gook like this.. just being next to her while she smells like flowers.. hugging her from behind…

 No.2524860

>>2524859
and then grabbing two handfuls of gook tits man that would be so great

 No.2524861

theres no way you are indefatigable

 No.2524862

my 20+ death games where i still keep coming like it was my first death prove you can never wear me down

 No.2524863

bro you cant be dying 20+ times in overwatch

 No.2524864

sometimes you can

 No.2524865

how do i know if my cat is fat

 No.2524866

look at it

 No.2524867

this tranny i know always wants to cuddle with me but her breath kind of stinks

 No.2524868

you should let her know if you can do it without hurt feelings

 No.2524869

he might be slightly fat or just big furred

 No.2524870


 No.2524871

tfw no tranny gf

 No.2524872

>>2524865
its fat

 No.2524873

some cats are supposed to be chunked out

 No.2524874


 No.2524875

>>2524867
hand her some listerine 😂🤣

 No.2524876

>>2524874
not you

 No.2524877

>>2524867
its pride month
clean her mouth out with your tongue

 No.2524878

im really grossed out rn

 No.2524879

>>2524877
not interested

 No.2524880

>>2524873
i dont know about chunked out but some are supposed to be dense and have lots of mass. others have weightless hollowboned bird bodies

 No.2524881

[it] wouldn’t be an Adam Curtis joint without archival footage of people hysterically dancing in a vain attempt to change their material reality by changing their inner worlds.

 No.2524882

File: 1751162347176.gif (921.57 KB, 607x335, meRL.gif)

Okay! Now let's get into some improv!
Here's the setup:
You're playing the hot new video game and a cute Gamer Girl is being harrassed on the mic by a frat boy with a deep voice. Before you can say anything the frat boy suddenly D/Cs (disconnects). The girl's almost stopped talking, and when she finally gets on the mic again she sounds like she's tearing up a little.
And…SCENE!

 No.2524883

File: 1751162347751.webm (1.91 MB, 270x480, 1751160755596361.webm)


 No.2524884

weird troon shit dno

 No.2524885

gotta get your cat on diabetes and anti depressants so it can match you

 No.2524886

>>2524882
im playing dr mundo so i continue to run back and forth throwing qs at anyone who comes into range

 No.2524887


 No.2524888

open that actually i meant

 No.2524889

theatre kid shit pisses me off

 No.2524890

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 No.2524891

heard that asians lack empathy is that true

 No.2524892


 No.2524893

>>2524890
evola talked about this

 No.2524894

>>2524891
*shoves you*

 No.2524895

>>2524892
LFGGGGGGGGG

 No.2524896

why do trannies always have giganto penises

 No.2524897


 No.2524898

huh
I didn't know I was a tranny

 No.2524899


 No.2524900

i'm streaming

 No.2524901

hi streaming

 No.2524902

asians have empathy but they can tolerate a shitload more abuse so theyre like
>that nothing why he yell?

 No.2524903

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 No.2524904

File: 1751162882267.jpg (2.09 MB, 4000x3000, 20250628_220605.jpg)

is toilet looking fat here?

 No.2524905

youre such a gay slut

 No.2524906

>catposter is the gaycel
now it makes sense

 No.2524907

>>2524904
u nasty

 No.2524908

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 No.2524909

>>2524904
dossierbro here, please stop i dont like saving these

 No.2524910

toot how fast can you warpless

 No.2524911

>>2524908
is that a labubu

 No.2524912

what do you have against cats?

 No.2524913

>>2524904
so this is what the gurden looks like….

 No.2524914

i made a big mess

 No.2524915

>>2524911
its a dolfy dream

 No.2524916

quit staring at his bulge!

 No.2524917

its a lapeepee

 No.2524918

yea well i have decided to quit drinking

 No.2524919

thats a good move

 No.2524920

the 15 year old japanese child model i follow on instagram that has amazing 10/10 legs just posted a pic series of her in tight white pants is she trying to seduce me?

 No.2524921

wish i was drunk and i stopped drinking

 No.2524922

>>2524920
shes trying to get you to kill yourself
we agree

 No.2524923

dad came in clutch with the 'zza~

 No.2524924

watching female show. themes are anxiety, casual sex, situationships, science

 No.2524925

girls need better influences

 No.2524926

>>2524924
what show?
your post sucks

 No.2524927

>>2524924
watching netflix girl shows with my dad i noticed a pattern of the main girl or the supporting girl thinks something "crazy" and people call her crazy but it turns out to be true also women always having a sisterhood and never hurting eachother plus therapy. every show has therapy shoehorned in

 No.2524928

ugh just ran a pen thru the dryer and it got ink on my clothes

 No.2524929

>>2524928
why did you do that?

 No.2524930

girls really do be going to therapy

 No.2524931

girls really do love science huh

 No.2524932

File: 1751164224878.png (822.65 KB, 1080x1080, ClipboardImage.png)

why is this my ad alg
this is your fault

 No.2524933

>>2524929
i forgot it in my work pants

 No.2524934

wish girls liked settling for video game addicts as much as science and therapy

 No.2524935

>>2524932
i like how this is trying to make it look like something norms use

 No.2524936

the therapy is in the show for exposition

 No.2524937

>doctor recommended

 No.2524938

>>2524932
remember when mewby got gaslit into buying an aneros

 No.2524939

we're just losers that would hold them back out of jealousy and gaslight. its better for them to be child free and travel to find themselves.

 No.2524940

we're going to mexico?

 No.2524941

>>2524938
i didnt know that was mewby…
who was the dude who had the medium flared chance with cumtube?

>>2524939
*slides you aneros*

 No.2524942

im more of a force multiplier i can accelerate the right person into space or the earths core

 No.2524943

im an anchor but some people like that

 No.2524944

wowbros

 No.2524945

bitches love me cuz they know that i can rock

 No.2524946

File: 1751165078946.jpg (801.89 KB, 1440x1920, 514008476_1851968213806039….jpg)

just a normal gook girlfriend i can plap and touch

 No.2524947

>>2524944
kinda interesting how the gayer it got the more cutscenes it got

 No.2524948

what if you are allowed to plap but touching is forbidden

 No.2524949

did the big fight happen yet

 No.2524950

>>2524949
it's on the way

 No.2524951

the peach on the grass is a yuck from me dawg doesnt she know that people step there animals piss and shit there

 No.2524952

those are prop peaches shes probably not allowed to eat food

 No.2524953

White glove service with the brick ,I'm Luigi

 No.2524954

i thought there were a bunch of niggers around the eiffel tower tho

 No.2524955

been hearing alot of buzz about 4th world conditions

 No.2524956


 No.2524957

>>2524956
just finishing this now its not so good

 No.2524958


 No.2524959

>>2524952
that makes sense

 No.2524960

>>2524958
hardcore

 No.2524961

heckin DIN

 No.2524962

File: 1751165928790.png (3.95 MB, 1358x2047, ClipboardImage.png)

https://www.twitch.tv/bunnyayu
tits status: popping

 No.2524963

back from my 30 minute nap

 No.2524964

this old fart is getting destroyed

 No.2524965

*enters the octagon with a head full of grey hair*

 No.2524966

clean














































clean

 No.2524967

need to start believing in an afterlife and not the eternal nietzchian hell of your own making

 No.2524968

ugh my eternal soul is in danger

 No.2524969

not sure how anyone would take a guy with a mustache like that seriously

 No.2524970

*wrestlefucks cleannig*

 No.2524971

3 more hours until i can unleash the eternal skol

 No.2524972

somebody take these old retards to a nursing home

 No.2524973

crazy how gas masks killed mustache kultur

 No.2524974

its up

 No.2524975

wtf is that name is he notorious for being bi?

 No.2524976

the muscle around my kneecap has been spazsoming for the last 3 days periodically

 No.2524977

its pride month man

 No.2524978

thank u cleaner

 No.2524979

File: 1751167457240.jpg (85.37 KB, 1024x991, 1751161549798701m.jpg)

feeling the need to drink

 No.2524980

what is stopping you

 No.2524981

I'm not familiar with the VTuber scene, and I don't want to sound judgmental, but why do big portion of VTuber avatars look like children, and why do grown-ups act like children while streaming?

 No.2524982

its called being moe

 No.2524983

inshallah we are done with drinking

 No.2524984

>>2524983
🤝🤝🤝

 No.2524985

lotta chinese people out there makin plastic stuff

 No.2524986

File: 1751167876888.jpg (233.88 KB, 1440x1800, 506330383_650392648053218_….jpg)

its saturday night
and you know what we do on saturday night

 No.2524987

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 No.2524988

why did life crawl out of the ocean? why did humans develope counsciousness? why did 40M people die in ww2? why did you parents have you?

so ding dong ling long could stand at an assembly line for 12 hours making one time use plastic to be dumped into the ocean and put microplastics in every one's brain

 No.2524989

>>2524986
who's that

 No.2524990

its crazy how there was no word for sadism until the 18th century when marquis de sade wrote a bunch of books about that concept

 No.2524991

>>2524983
🤘🏻

 No.2524992

sadism is just a very specific form of what they would have known as devilry and unwholesome lifestyles

 No.2524993

when cate wurtz finally reads umineko?
hooooo boy. i cant wait

 No.2524994

File: 1751168472361.png (1.25 MB, 1705x961, ClipboardImage.png)

Now: Hades
Next: Skeleton Krew
Later: Snake Rattle 'n' Roll

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: Soon…
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

 No.2524995

>>2524993
its going to be biblical

 No.2524996

my strem got dana'd

 No.2524997

what if in a chemical soup on a planet somewhere a single creature spontaneously evolves enough complexity to be conscious but its the only one it happens to and its completely alone until it dies

 No.2524998

IVE HAD JUST ABOUT ALL THE WURTZCHAT I CAN TAKES

 No.2524999

good fight!

 No.2525000

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 No.2525001

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 No.2525002

what a foight!

 No.2525003

>>2525002
yo they just banged so hard

 No.2525004

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 No.2525005

>>2524997
evolution isnt real retard

 No.2525006

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 No.2525007

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 No.2525008

>>2524989
https://www.instagram.com/heen_doong/

come on bro this is an easy gookguessr!

 No.2525009

>>2525004
transbro…

 No.2525010

>>2524982
from the simpsons?

 No.2525011

File: 1751169242556.jpg (42.65 KB, 686x386, hq720.jpg)

playin wow drinkin beers
15 bucks lil man
put that subscription in my hand

 No.2525012

File: 1751169259194.mp4 (2.13 MB, lol mald.mp4)


 No.2525013

lol

 No.2525014

lol

 No.2525015

lol

 No.2525016

the similarities between animal embryos really weirds me out

 No.2525017

>which one of my representations that i have intentionally made similar is the different one? what's that? no real photos? of course not enjoy these 3D renderings of space and the planet earth :)

 No.2525018

when i was in kindergarten we raised baby chicks from eggs and tracked the development of their embryos in the egg with a lightbulb it was freaky

 No.2525019

>>2525018
you used to do so much cool shit in school now you just get tortured by hormonal middle aged women all day

 No.2525020

im like that baby chick

 No.2525021

ur more like baby dick 🤣🤣

 No.2525022

'teacher my legs hurt from my sitting blood clots!'

shut yo lil ass up nigga, turn to page 5 and anwser all 10 discussion questions on the holocaust

 No.2525023

hormonal middle aged women like me

 No.2525024

these teenage korean girls have so much energy sigh the power of youth i miss it…

 No.2525025

File: 1751170113591.jpg (786.63 KB, 1440x1920, 504492117_1851876991904080….jpg)

one gook
everyone knows the rules

 No.2525026

we are young in spirit

 No.2525027

>>2525025
this bitch is fucking dead rn
no way they let one eat that much and get away with it

 No.2525028

im not young in spirit im a cynical old bastard

 No.2525029

were specced into demonic embrace which lowers our spirit by 5%!

 No.2525030

tfw never got to experience having a young spirit

 No.2525031

crazy how much korean teenage girls love impersonating their friends they just bust a gut doing impressions its crazy

 No.2525032

File: 1751170525743.mp4 (1.44 MB, 1709329160.mp4)


 No.2525033

i used to be so genki and full of energy as a kid then i started playing wow and got fat and i stopped dreaming i stopped running around i stopped imagining

 No.2525034

>>2525033
we dont need to dream with the emerald dream
we dont need to run with our epic mounts
and the only thing we have to imagine is the epic loot were going to get

 No.2525035

how does that pirate guy manage to take l after l

 No.2525036

they are playing a game to steal your attention and they are winning

 No.2525037

>>2525035
and somehow keep his viewership
idk what kind of person can keep being a fan and defend him with unwavering devoton

 No.2525038

File: 1751170945859.jpg (486.19 KB, 1440x1800, 502139229_1804999821859992….jpg)

the labugook

 No.2525039

any time you have a question about audiences or content like "who is watching this" or "who is this content for" the answer is always thirdies its always filipinos its always indians the internet isnt for us anymore

 No.2525040

>>2525038
i hope she bought real ones not like wonhee that fucking retard

 No.2525041

CHOKED THE FUCK OUT

 No.2525042

i smell like pineapples

 No.2525043

https://baked.live/tv/widalt

Jake Paul vs Julio Cesar Chavez Jr

 No.2525044

cmon man ufc main event is up next!

 No.2525045

>>2525044
its not starting for 20 minutes man they know the problem child is boxing

 No.2525046

*thinks about all the cool games im gonna buy when my steam guard has been activated for 7 days*

 No.2525047

>>2525045
dana hates the paulers man it's gonna run in a few

 No.2525048

>>2525016
this is so evangelion coded

 No.2525049

why dont you guys watch actual good sport fighting competitions like k1 or something not the slop of fighting entertainment content like ufc and paul brothers fights lol

 No.2525050

>>2525049
you have to understand that they think its fun to watch sports slop and pretend to be black and spend money on draft kings

 No.2525051

this is what actual sports looks like

 No.2525052

love pretending to be black and betting 25 dollars on the big man jake paul!

 No.2525053

the only fun thing about rally is the lil nigga in the passenger seat going
>left 5 meters, hard
and shit like that the whole time

 No.2525054

*sips red bull*
yep

 No.2525055


 No.2525056

*rolls eyes*
yea just for posting a 1 hour clip im never watching rally racing ever
fuck you
retard

 No.2525057

its very simple
girls wearing baseball cap = not wearing makeup
boys wearing beanie hat = balding

 No.2525058

did this nigga really post a 2024 video while we're in the middle of 2025?

 No.2525059

I HATE HIM SO MUCH

 No.2525060

we should watch jp waifus haikyuing

 No.2525061

>>2525056
i dont care that youre retarded and have shit taste

 No.2525062


 No.2525063

womens volleyball sucks man the girls are all ugly and theyre literally half the speed of the boys

 No.2525064

hoooo boy

 No.2525065

had this ear pain and it went away as soon as i cracked my jaw

 No.2525066

IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

 No.2525067

i need to close all these porn tabs

 No.2525068

*thinks this isnt cool because i have a giant gaping hole in my skull where part of my brain would normally go*

 No.2525069

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 No.2525070

lowkey racing is just all boring its like okay so you shaved a micro second off each of your 1000 laps and came first with a full diaper? epic bro

 No.2525071

holy shit

 No.2525072

heeeeeeeem dead

 No.2525073

FUCK

 No.2525074

>>2525070
this is literally why rally is badass because you arent just driving in a circle like nascar you're racing 100mph through the backwoods and bumpy twisty rural rural dirt roads

 No.2525075


 No.2525076

real racing is just about the manufacturers finding 10m dollar ways to cheat

 No.2525077


 No.2525078

>>2525068
i actually think its really cool you just have underestimated my my levels of hatred, stubborness and grudge holding

 No.2525079

>>2525074
i guess its better but its the same idea man when your gear is doing 95$ of the work for you it's alot less cool unless you're a gear head mechano fucker "they got the pistons pumpin in that 07 savannah jack off like you wouldnt believe!" but that aint my bag literally if they were running thru the dirt it would be 10x more interesting

 No.2525080

>>2525079
>but its the same idea man when your gear is doing 95$ of the work for you
but if you move the steering while 5 inches in the wrong direction you slam into a tree and crash so thats actually not true at all

 No.2525081


 No.2525082

now if racing was more like this id be all over it

 No.2525083

>>2525080
actually if they were on those hover things like in that ewok starwars movie instead of cars then thatd be pretty cool

 No.2525084


 No.2525085

>ufc done
>jake still fighting

 No.2525086

any more big better alerts i should be made aware of?

 No.2525087

car racing is one of those things thats way more fun and cool to do than to watch

 No.2525088

he was not your typical kinda whyboy
he was the kinda whyboy who rhymed nigger with trigger

 No.2525089

>>2525087
we're downloading dirt rally 2.0 on our steam decks right now because we just remembered we bought that game!

 No.2525090

>>2525087
i hear baseball is like that too

 No.2525091

gamer time

 No.2525092

we got a zeddhead here

 No.2525093

time to brush and floss then engage the nightshower

 No.2525094

got two measures of a song stuck in my head that ill never be able to find >.<

 No.2525095

the only good zeddhead is a deadhead

 No.2525096

read that xi is on his way out the ccp is trying to oust him

 No.2525097

wonder what xi's response to the ousting will be

 No.2525098

he should invade taiwan and claim war powers so he cant be ousted

 No.2525099

should we get into labubus

 No.2525100

no

 No.2525101

xi is so pon when he declares marshal law and imprisons thousands of his enemies

 No.2525102

has he done that besides the covid lockdowns?

 No.2525103

kinda crazy how if you showed a medieval christian priest what people were jacking off to nowadays they would assume satan entirely and completely won

 No.2525104

@zii

 No.2525105

medieval christian priests would have loved japan

 No.2525106

mom just goes to the bathroom without closing the door

why

 No.2525107

i kinda wanna get into labubus

 No.2525108

NEED THIS NASTY BITCH TO PISS IN MY FACE

 No.2525109

i bet when boomers saw neil armstrong walk on the moon in 1969 they thought wed have people living on mars by 2025

 No.2525110

>>2525108
i hate pop music unless its turned into nightcore

 No.2525111

mio

 No.2525112

>>2525103
this really makes me think

 No.2525113

had multiple terrible marvel rivals games in a row even the one i won i didnt particularly enjoy myself

 No.2525114

can ai help me get an asian girlfriend?

 No.2525115

hero shooters are kinda cheeks

 No.2525116

yeah :/ but what else am i gonna play

 No.2525117

mineycrafta

 No.2525118

thats for kids man

 No.2525119

"Playing" (puke. how child-like and pedophilic) video games is one of the most anti-life things you can do, short of doing drugs or being gay or killing yourself. There's a beautiful wife out there, waiting to care for your house and children, and you're masturbating a controller to imagine crashing cars and dunking niggerballs? It's honestly heartbreaking.

 No.2525120

>>2525113
bro mists of pandaria classic pre patch is in 2 days!

 No.2525121

>>2525119
@grok please help me get an asian wife please please plase

 No.2525122

>>2525111
love me some mio sangin

 No.2525123

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 No.2525124

>>2525108
it took 20 seconds for a nigger to appear on screen
and people wonder why the west is dying

 No.2525125

and yes i instaclosed it immediately once i saw the nigger

 No.2525126

one time i had an awkward interaction with a server while picking up takeout from a restaurant, so once i was out the door i muttered somewhat loudly "i need to fucking kill myself man" but there was a man sitting on a chair right next to the entrance that i didn't see who definitely heard me say it i just pretended like nothing happened and that i didn't see him

 No.2525127

>server
how long have you been infected with the woke mindvirus bro? theyre called waitresses

 No.2525128

File: 1751182129152.jpg (54.06 KB, 925x467, Untitled.jpg)

alright i need you soccer watching european retards to tell me what to bet this $20 on

 No.2525129


is the soccer season still going

 No.2525130

called footie innit

 No.2525131

wish there was a place for guys like me

 No.2525132

its called the ymca

 No.2525133

thats a place for fags..

 No.2525134

exactly…

 No.2525135

but im not…

 No.2525136

dont know about that…

 No.2525137

you thought i was gay…?

 No.2525138

hopefully its just a temporary condition and july coming will ameliorate that

 No.2525139

i used to play basketball at the ymca when i was a kid and i remember some coach that was in his 50s doing a layup and then he tore his knee up

wonder if having a lifetime of knee pain was worth teaching a bunch of 10 year olds how to play basketball was worth it

 No.2525140

playing probably kept his knee intact till 50 if he didnt play it would have popped at 30 the human body is made to move

 No.2525141

best thing i ever did for me knees was quit a full time standing job
made me start to shuffle like an old man in my 20's

 No.2525142

oh he shufflin

 No.2525143

ugh

 No.2525144

the human body is made to move *jumps and lands awkwardly on another persons foot*

 No.2525145

wish i could shuffle (cards) like the vegas bros
the one hander, the epic riffles, ugh if only i was autistic

 No.2525146

>>2525144
LOOK WHERE YOURE GOING FATSO

 No.2525147

just started godzilla minus one

 No.2525148

cant believe you raped gweeds thread
thats too far even for me

 No.2525149

she left us no choice

 No.2525150

theres always a choice…

 No.2525151

isnt that a line from a movie?

 No.2525152

war….war never changes…

 No.2525153

hold on let me check

 No.2525154

hmm whats my favorite movie line? probably did you see a sign infront of my house that said dead nigger storage

 No.2525155

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erm

 No.2525156

now how you gonna put a coma before a question mark,?

 No.2525157

Torak

 No.2525158

maybe we should adapt it,?

 No.2525159

people will think we're slavic esl's if we do that man,?

 No.2525160

*walks backwards off a clif*

 No.2525161

Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

 No.2525162

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 No.2525163

the rage rage poem is too played out i could never quote it plus its boomer coded

 No.2525164

why did torak do that

 No.2525165

he was doing the camus thing of committing epic suicide to demonstrate free will

 No.2525166

bro torak gave us the cerebral bore!

 No.2525167

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gamed hard gotta rest

 No.2525168

remember toshley's station

 No.2525169

*turns 360 degrees and walks off the cliff*

 No.2525170

ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE Y M C A
ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE Y M C A
THEY HAVE EVERYTHING FOR YOUND MEN TO ENJOY
YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH ALL THE BOYS
ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE Y M C A

 No.2525171

*poses as a Y*

 No.2525172

*poses as an N*

 No.2525173

ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE Y N C AAAAAAAA

 No.2525174

young niggas country club

 No.2525175

young niggas country alub

 No.2525176

we gonna make love in this alub
in this alub
in this alub

 No.2525177

Alum-A-Lub Multi-Purpose Lubricating Cleaner Spray

 No.2525178


 No.2525179

hate deceptive graphs that make it look like something dropped from 100 to 0 when they just format it so it looks like that when it really just went from 10 to 8

fucking faggot statistic lying fuck ass

 No.2525180

i was mostly hehing at the previous post in that thread where someone made the office ai order a bunch of tungsten cubes

 No.2525181

godzilla minus one sucks so far guys why did everyone say its good its worse than monster verse slop

 No.2525182

>>2525179
gotta word that
liars need to shut the fuck up

 No.2525183

>>2525181
because it is le deep and le serious

 No.2525184

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 No.2525185

>>2525183
why do people like the shit that isnt godzilla in godzilla movies ill never understand that

 No.2525186

the olde hot sauce trick

 No.2525187


 No.2525188

you have to read from right to left

 No.2525189

>>2525187
are you reading right to left

 No.2525190

yeah i dont get it either

 No.2525191

wonder if that gook who never tried hot sauce before and doesnt like spicy food would have died if she ate that

 No.2525192

can hot sauce kill?

 No.2525193

did you miss the previous comic where that bunny (new character-chan) fell in love with usukuro (grey cat) and began plotting against nmeneko (lamebaby) so she can have usukuro for herself

 No.2525194

usukuro is so lucky

 No.2525195

wish multiple sexy asian cats were vying for my affection

 No.2525196

File: 1751189327603.mp4 (5.83 MB, 49cd94007c39292051aa4d0894….mp4)

based grandma

 No.2525197

:/

 No.2525198

>>2525196
uhhh why is she so racist? and how did she get a lead in the play when shes this racist?

 No.2525199

grandma guarantees her vivi isn't being touched? well that's that then, sophie sit down and shut up

 No.2525200

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>>2525196
this shit has to stop

 No.2525201

would anyone care if it wasnt a black guy touching her

 No.2525202

yea i think it would still be bad

 No.2525203

grow up poster: what about the racism this causes?

 No.2525204

why would that little racist girl lie like that… she needs to grow up

 No.2525205

I'm gay

 No.2525206

if you think pedophilia is race related youre dumass

 No.2525207

pedophilia? this is about racism man

 No.2525208

>>2525206
theres literally no such thing as a pedophile who isnt white

 No.2525209

sigh
reeki was right all along

 No.2525210

>>2525196
lol grandma is so my parents

 No.2525211

>>2525210
did a black guy touch you…

 No.2525212

no but a white guy

 No.2525213

im sorry to hear that or congrats

 No.2525214

>>2525211
once i called the police because i didnt want to get my ass beat, they came over and demanded proof so i showed them some bruises and they explained what chattel property is in reference to children and fucked off

 No.2525215

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 No.2525216

>>2525215
gweed???

 No.2525217

looking good gweedly

 No.2525218

>>2525214
to protect and to serve… but not children

 No.2525219

crazy this guy wasted my tax dollars to have police tell him what chattel property was what a dick head

 No.2525220

i made someone lose their mind when i told them that police dont legally have to help you that they are completely justified in showing up and waiting outside your house while you get killed that there was a supreme court ruling on it that cops are not obligated to help you

 No.2525221

member when that guy was shooting up a school and popo was keeping parents from going in and rescuing their kids

 No.2525222

i heard one of the cops was like playing games on his phone outside that was a wild little psyop

 No.2525223

imagine the cop high from posting memes while a school gets shoot up then arresting parents trying to stop it

 No.2525224

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"weve got everything under control"
*gun shots and children screaming in the background*

 No.2525225

it must be based to know you can arrest harmless parents and then also not risk your life to stop an active shooter and have no legal repercussions for your self-serving actions at all

 No.2525226

hangover, might jo to tifa

 No.2525227

still have neck pain, need to decide if want to eat a handful of asprin or get drunk

 No.2525228

3 keys to success
-lie constantly
-manipulate people
-misrepresent your own actions and beliefs for no reason

 No.2525229

>>2525228
john carnegie…

 No.2525230

>>2525228
tooty…

 No.2525231

just finished godzilla minus one they fucking blow up godzillas fucking head are you fucking kidding me what a piece of shit

 No.2525232

>>2525228
donald…

 No.2525233

>>2525231
it was also crazy how they killed off the love interest only to bring her back in the biggest ass pull ever

 No.2525234

>>2525231
yea not watching that

 No.2525235

>>2525233
how could you not make that nigga suicide it totally fucked everything up. retarded ass green mile ass shit

 No.2525236

man im pissed off literally the second monsterverse godzilla movie eviscerates that shit the one with the lightning terrordactyl dude

 No.2525237

>>2525236
holy friggin spoilers batman!
toot! please delete this post!

 No.2525238

File: 1751194213491.jpg (23.37 KB, 747x436, varg-vikernes-1024x597.jpg)

Let me remind you of the fact that dysentery and related diseases were the leading cause of death for Crusaders, followed by starvation, exhaustion, and then battle.

Yeah, they shat themselves to death for a fake Jewish "Holy Land", all whilst large parts of our own lands were occupied by Muslims. 🤡✝️

#Priorities

 No.2525239

were doing keto

 No.2525240

>>2525238
deep shart in mart lore

 No.2525241

>homer simpson is 36-39 years old

 No.2525242

crazy how homer went from being a loser to the 1% under boomer rule

 No.2525243

im 36 years old….

 No.2525244

>>2525243
homer…

 No.2525245

reminder that all it takes to be in the 1% is to make 100k household gross income

 No.2525246

>>2525243
bruh u ancient no cap 🤣

 No.2525247

>>2525245
mathbros can you math this one out for me

 No.2525248

>>2525247
100,000

 No.2525249

>>2525246
youll be there before you know it

 No.2525250

is 36 unc status?

 No.2525251

ya

 No.2525252

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just want a normal gook girlfriend

 No.2525253

i dont think its 100k gross household income
that probably gets you into something like top 20%

 No.2525254

we are saved

 No.2525255

1% of 350,000,000 is 3,500,000 🤓

 No.2525256

did this guy just say try and gainsay my researched and studied figure of 100k with an "i reckon" based on absolutely fucking nothing?

 No.2525257

i think he did joe

 No.2525258

>>2525254
wonder who the lucky guy that gets to plap chaewon for the rest of his life will be

 No.2525259

to be fair there was nothing ever presented aside from a claim of 100k being the top 1% (the top 1% of what?)

 No.2525260

>>2525256
100k gross can barely afford you food nowadays my man your study is stuck in like 2002 or something

 No.2525261

did you sleep through occupy wall street or something? the top 1% of earners in the USA the protestors cited that figure and everyone thought it just meant billionaire bankers when in actual fact to qualify as a 1% earner in the united states you just needed to make 100k gross household

 No.2525262

lil bro really bringin up occupy wall street from 15 years ago

 No.2525263

>>2525260
this is such a coastal elite ass post i cant even

 No.2525264

100k gross doesnt even afford a mortgage on a house in most cities

 No.2525265

you should start a war i euiv and whoever wins is right

 No.2525266

i keep missing words and letters due to alcohol and weed abuse

 No.2525267

euiv? i call france

 No.2525268

this guys talking about gross income like we have even 1k lol

 No.2525269

1k is enough to buy us a ps5 with a little left over for games

 No.2525270

>>2525266
or maybe its the 5g

 No.2525271

US has every one worried about pretending to be well off they cant figure out the economy is bullshit and they will never get those 100k+ office jobs

 No.2525272

when youre a ti they go hard on your with the rays

 No.2525273

how do you know if youre a ti

 No.2525274

im fearless

 No.2525275

its worse they got all the women zogged and they are holding out for rich chads, the 1%

 No.2525276

100k gross…

 No.2525277

like a 4070ti

 No.2525278

end eyelid surgery
end circle lenses
end eyelid tape

make gooky as fuck eyes great again give me a bitch with SLITS for eyes

 No.2525279

here's a day in my life as a social media marketing influencer

 No.2525280

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 No.2525282

>>2525278
a-fucking-men brother gooks dont get this

 No.2525283

>>2525280
wow
fantastic baby

 No.2525284

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 No.2525285

fat cat from the neighbors that hangs around our garden begging for food scratched up my hand cuz i tried petting it

 No.2525286

that bastard

 No.2525287

THE THREAD IS NOT UP TO PAR
NOT FEELING THIS

 No.2525288

*raises my game*
okay, time to make this guy comfortable

 No.2525290

toilet owned your ass

 No.2525291

lemme go in her room (feeling this)
i wanna take off her clothes (feeling this)

 No.2525292

>>2525289
i know exactly which vid you are talking about

 No.2525293

when they announced mists of pandaria i thought thats it for wow its over but they just keep playing that hecking game

 No.2525295

>>2525294
and that gets you off huh

 No.2525296

You can just smell the desperate lonely male energy in this thread.

Good lord.

 No.2525298

>>2525297
would it be even hotter if she was underage?

 No.2525299

>>2525298
i want to talk to my lawyer

 No.2525300

i take that as a yes

 No.2525301

toot you know what to do

 No.2525302

am i being detained?

 No.2525303

am i free to go?

 No.2525304

at the very least youre going to hell

 No.2525305

i havent raped anyone yet

 No.2525306

>>2525304
he will be like "but i do not want that :,,,(("

 No.2525307

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 No.2525308

im scared of driving do you guys really do that every day? just hop on the road with hundreds of other cars going like 60 miles per hour?

 No.2525309

plus you know how retarded people are and now imagine them on the street going 60mph

 No.2525310

yeah i dont give a fuck. i used to be afraid of random noises in the night until life changed me and i thought doesnt matter if its a night man that shoots me in the head

though most people on the road are just low inhibition, sleep deprived, doing drugs to remove dsygenic anxiety

 No.2525311

>>2525305
matthew 5:28

 No.2525312

so i just need a fatalistic death wish in order to drive every day?

 No.2525313

>>2525311
tell chaewon im so so sorry…

 No.2525314

i need a big man that can fold me in half but chooses not to

 No.2525315

*folds you in half anyway*

 No.2525316

>>2525310
ESL nonsense
wtf are you trying to say

 No.2525317

speaking of fatalistic death wishes i hopped over to ther cosplay part of 4chan where they talked about sex and parties about anime cons. kinda mentally blocked out people having friends or parties last few years

 No.2525318

no seriously im terrified of driving do you guys just not think about it? the hunks of metal flying down the road at 60 miles an hour inches from your hunk of metal doing the same?

 No.2525319

im glad i lost my license i was a real menace on the road

 No.2525320

>>2525312
no you need to stop being such a little gay baby
just drive, then drive more, repeat
the term is called exposure therapy

 No.2525321

i heard cosplay girls are all whores its a huge redflag for me *is fat and plays wow*

 No.2525322

>>2525320
will that help the fact that at any moment i could turn the steering wheel 2 inches and instantly die?

 No.2525323

>>2525321
people who play wow are the worst humans ever

 No.2525324

exposure therapy?

women loved science words and therapy

 No.2525325

>>2525323
i was joking bro *wasnt joking*

 No.2525326

>>2525322
SO BABY NEEDS TO START IN A EMPTY PARKING LOT, BACK ROADS, NEIGHBORHOODS
stop whingeing about being too scared of the highway when that isnt where you drive

 No.2525327

just got called a baby for being understandably scared of dying

 No.2525328

or killing others

 No.2525329

everyone wants a bloody car when the roads and cities are already oversaturated with them

 No.2525330

everywhere i want to go is somewhere else
and i get there in a car

 No.2525331

kill yourself if you can handle that would be my advice as a female therapist

 No.2525332

my tranny/gay friends never make me pay for anything they just buy me free food and stuff when i'm around

 No.2525333

*cant
i should kill myself for typos

 No.2525334

im trying to not die actually thats why im trying to figure out if there's some secret to driving but apparently not the answer is to just be a psycho and not think about it and accept death when it comes like a fucking belly gunner in a flying fortress

 No.2525335

to live…
is to die…
*cold stare*

 No.2525336

love living every day in a state of high spiritual tension on the edge of death just to get mcdonalds drive thru

 No.2525337

>>2525334
no you get yourself used to driving by only doing it in retard baby empty parking lots with no stakes to start.
im taking any further not getting this as a bit and you can go fuck yourself.
worthless no driving bitch
enjoy not driving like a bitch
broken non functional human literal retard baby
get in the parking lot or shut up
SHUT THE FUCK UP

 No.2525338

the death wish pill is huge, its how i stopped worrying about random lumps being cancer and debt

 No.2525339

>over the last three years, there's been an average of 114 fatal car crashes every day
every day people die in car accidents
its probably drivers that are scared of driving but are forced to do it and driving under the influence of course

 No.2525340

To be in the top 1% of income earners in the United States in 2024, an individual needs to earn at least $787,712 annually, according to an analysis of IRS data from SmartAsset.
This represents a significant increase from the previous year's threshold of approximately $652,000.
having a ton of money would be so chill

 No.2525341

>>2525318
i be on the highway doing 90+ lil bro we are not the same

 No.2525342

i only like the garbage shit i paste
the shit you gays paste is so lame and annoying

 No.2525343

>>2525340
wait a second that's way more than 100k

 No.2525344

>>2525341
thats how i lost my license

 No.2525345

imagine being a failed husk of a broken human without a drivers license that doesnt know how to drive.
I CANT LOL
I JUST KNOW HOW TO DRIVE
its easy hahaha

 No.2525346

>>2525344
i bought the car im gonna use the whole car

 No.2525347

>>2525345
but do you drive stick or auto

 No.2525348

corgos is an evil dog

 No.2525349

>>2525347
im poor i drive stick

 No.2525350

>>2525349
thats based tho

 No.2525351

even mark hamill almost died in a car crash after filming star wars episode iv and going full retard on the highway

 No.2525352

i used to have a 5 speed miata that i learned stick with

 No.2525353

celebrity blows newmoney on sports car he cannot drive and crashes it
many such cases

 No.2525354

i am a bitch though i never drive stick in video games

 No.2525355

>>2525353
>car he cannot drive
just like our scaredbro

 No.2525356

video games taught me the basics of manual but the thing about real life manual cars is that the clutch and timing feels different even between the same model

 No.2525357

never succeeded at life…some one has to lose for others to be rich, at the top, powerful, not toil, and it was me

 No.2525358

it was probably actually third world slave laborers that die at 30 from lung cancer who lost

 No.2525359

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 No.2525360

act like a fool
think like a brilliant

 No.2525361

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 No.2525362


 No.2525363

https://files.catbox.moe/im4wfl.mp4

life winner chad with swatiska tats and brown girls defending him

me the no chin beta leftist not in the sexual 1%

 No.2525364

>>2525358
that's just a big psyop to keep people in check like the reserve pool of unemployed labor. some other doofus will work your shit job without complaining, eat up there's starving nigs in africa, be yourself and man up

 No.2525365

File: 1751201859515.jpeg (201.63 KB, 1024x1024, IMG_5461.jpeg)

buddhists are nazis confirmed

 No.2525366

that domed bulb heatwave made me realize that everyone living between the 2 tropics is sitting around not doing anything but sweat all day and thats fine

 No.2525367

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 No.2525368

lowkey cat poster is cute as hell

 No.2525369

i want to kill the person who was upset some of my hitler pics have watermarks.
just got reminded of that
im coming for you dawg

 No.2525370

have you seen the columbia brand logo? now thats a lowkey nazi swastika

 No.2525371

>>2525364
you think unemployed people are a psyop?

 No.2525372

losers are not real just succeed bro

 No.2525373

i wake up every morning and wonder to myself how I will harass trans women on the internet today

 No.2525374

i have never wonder wondered whats in a wonderball

 No.2525375

sam greedier than a yagoo
https://hyde-force.com/products

 No.2525376

😭😭😭 beato-riche!!!!

 No.2525377

>>2525375
cool shirt designs but yea wtf nobodys buying a tshirt for $65

 No.2525378

are they at least knit linen shirts

 No.2525379

i think theyre legit nice or quality or whatever but overpriced out the wazoo

 No.2525380

yea theyre nice i guess, one has stripes of yellow and silver reflective? material on the sleeves,
another shirt has a:


Also, while we’re on our power trip, let’s just completely innovate everything you thought you knew about the pocket. It’s on the back now. We created: the Bocket™.

Our new Bocket™ protocol dictates that non-essential documents and twaddly moral quandaries be stored *behind* you, where they can no longer distract from the objective. Put your worldly worries in your Bocket™, and lock in.

 No.2525381

gleep can i get the gleepdown on the brocket will this revolutionize the world

 No.2525382

gleep says you cant lock in for chaewon without using a Bocket™

 No.2525383

chaewong is gay :/

 No.2525384

put that info in your bocket

 No.2525385

the gaybros won

 No.2525386

its up

 No.2525387

hate the bocket dont like it one bit no sir

 No.2525388

my oxballs cock ring is arriving today

 No.2525389

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 No.2525390

for people who actually like rts games and not slop like sc2 theres this pretty good looking game in development rn

 No.2525391

File: 1751206376842.jpg (192.33 KB, 1440x1918, 504374576_1812551452046699….jpg)

i would be ok with a rv joy gf even if shes old and busted now

 No.2525392

>>2525391
>>>/gook/

 No.2525393

>>2525390
that looks cute but im too old for rts games
i need to play tempest rising first anyway

 No.2525394


 No.2525395

its a happy hardcore morning

 No.2525396

did you guys know that your eyes use 30% of your brain? so when you close your eyes its like turning 30% of your brain off. pretty cool fun fact

 No.2525397

does that mean i can think harder if i close my eyes

 No.2525398

gmsm

 No.2525399

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 No.2525400

what about the third eye

 No.2525401

>>2525395
love this
gonna spin my poi to it later

 No.2525402

eyes are part of your brain

 No.2525403

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 No.2525404

whats a poi

 No.2525405

might nap, out of depression

 No.2525406

>>2525404
they're these 2 little balls on a string that you spin around

 No.2525407


 No.2525408

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gook on a string

 No.2525409

its up

 No.2525410

it people had tails like dogs that would be sooooo cute

 No.2525411

>>2525410
it would be weird and ugly and pink and hairless and probably really short and skinny it wouldnt be that cute

 No.2525413

>>2525411
i said tails like dogs vro not realistic human tails 💔😐

 No.2525414

>>2525413
oh so our tails have hair but the rest of our body doesnt? yeah sure that will look nice and not weird at all

 No.2525415

>>2525405
thats not the way out of depression but thats all I know

 No.2525416

>>2525414
yeah i would have a collie type fluffy tail

 No.2525417

just get a buttplug

 No.2525418


 No.2525419

i have a buttrug thats all i got

 No.2525421

>>2525409
theres no way this is a real cutscene in metzens blizzard

 No.2525422

c'mon man we have 6 posts left

 No.2525423

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 No.2525424

>>2525407
group b was so chill. too bad because of you i'm never watching rallying again.
luckily i've already seen these

 No.2525425

>>2525417
that's not at all what im suggesting and completely missed the point of having a tail 😕

 No.2525428

>>2525418
>>2525418
>>2525418
ok at this point youre stranded besides the few after this

 No.2525429

sigh…. stranded

 No.2525444

>>2525409
lol that's the shit wowbabies are always touting about?



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