No.2525426
ick thread
he made it
No.2525427
it is what it is toobs
No.2525430
stranded :/
No.2525431
zii u up? i have ace combat questions
No.2525433
i feel like sean paul
No.2525434
amazing
why the fuck would you link a thread like that
i was stranded for at least 10 posts
fucking cunt
No.2525436
i want a bf
No.2525437
i want a gf (gweedfriend)
No.2525438
>>2525436youre so cool
you probably already have a bf and dont even know it
No.2525439
im stuff
No.2525440
crazy how theres no way to easily specify that you have a friend that is female because "girl friend" means something else
No.2525441
there are brutal reality shredding friendzone ways girls will use to help clear that up
No.2525442
>>2525441well can you teach me some
No.2525445
reality shredding? settle down lil pup
No.2525446
Experiencing interruptions? Find out why
No.2525447
someone do be interruptin me
No.2525448
real bad business? thats dirty work
No.2525450
has anyone ever tried eating granola with milk like its cereal?
it really seems like it should work
No.2525451
only slept 4 hours now im back to the gaming
>>2525450yeah it works
No.2525452
>>2525450those corn flakes mixed with granola cluster cereals proved it works
No.2525454
we still didnt get to plap
No.2525455
raisin bran crunch slaps and cums
No.2525456
if you have sex and drive a car youre basically on the same level as a negro
No.2525458
why hasnt trump stopped the war with his buddy vladimir
No.2525461
yea i was stranded so what
No.2525464
worst poster here come at me
No.2525465
>>2525457grok why did the laserdisc fail despite being better than vhs
No.2525466
“There is nothing that is going to bail China out of their economic spiral. They’re having a real estate crisis, a banking crisis, a youth unemployment crisis, and now they need to be worried about their current account”
No.2525467
like.. world of warcraft account? or what
No.2525468
reporter: did you say that sarcastically? (that you would end the war on day 1)
trump: of course it was sarcastic
ahahahaha fucking voters man
No.2525469
we all knew he was being sarcastic bucko
No.2525470
>>2525469sure like the wall and everything else
No.2525471
what you thought i wouldnt bomb iran for israel? lmao you dumass!
No.2525472
thats the art of the deal
to bullshit your dumb followers
No.2525473
i just cant fathom how dumb trumplets are im a mushroom cloud right now
No.2525474
lets not pretend new the obama puppet would have been any better
No.2525475
the new
goddamn it man theyre gonna realize im esl
No.2525476
the dumbest of the dumbest fucks on the planet dumber than niggers in deepest congo
No.2525479
lil bro has PG-13 tantrums
No.2525480
>>2525477hey thats the old guy from community
No.2525481
>>2525478this is just like that one time in wow when we were riding around on a spaceship and saw sargeras
No.2525482
>>2525481why are you like this
No.2525486
someone logged in to my twitter from an iphone 7 hours ago
No.2525487
>>2525465well he literally says in the video its cuz its way more expensive
dumb fuck
No.2525488
gmsm
frick the early threader
No.2525490
>>2525487whats more expensive about it
No.2525491
i dont know whats more expensive it just is okay shut the fuck up retard
No.2525492
>>2525486that was you in the middle of a wild goon frenzy
No.2525494
might get some tbell for lunch and see what's up with them
haven't tbell'd in ages
No.2525495
wish kaceytron was live
No.2525498
ugh hate waking up this early
No.2525500
>>2525487people like you are the reason why hydrogen isnt the common fuel
you watch a dumbass video that tells you its too expensive or dangerous or whatever and you just accept it
No.2525501
gladiator is on the teevee
great flick
No.2525502
huh i unplugged my second monitor and plugged it back in and it works now
No.2525505
>>2525497nevermind i realized i could open the menu and look at the controls. i was going to ask how to change targets, i was frustrated being forced to go after who my radar wanted
No.2525506
i ate cosmic brownies while tripping on LSD once
No.2525507
just did a night flight with my f-16 and crashed into the sea while approaching gunsan airport..
No.2525508
DEXERTO BREAKING: Amouranth detained without bond for suspected attempted vehicular homicide of husband
hoyl frick she snapped!!!!
No.2525510
>>2525506damn bro that's crazy thanks for your contribution to society but now you gotta get in the gas chamber with all the other drug niggers
No.2525511
toot check reports
No.2525512
cant even imagine touching communal Legos like that
you just know they are full of all kinds of germs from subhumans and children touching them
No.2525513
genocide all drug users
No.2525514
>>2525504*grabs some nutty buddys, powdered donuts and oatmeal creme pies*
No.2525517
toyota debunked that myth buster debunking
No.2525518
>>2525517bro myth busters are legit they confirmed we walked on the moon man
No.2525519
ugh just got owned by taco bell
No.2525520
>>2525516this is outdated bro musk made a full functioning one
No.2525521
>>2525520im sarcastic like trump but its okay that you dont get it no one gets it
No.2525522
>>2525519same i went there and they said they dont have beef or hard or soft tortillas what the fuck else do they have
No.2525523
>>2525522they gave me the wrong order and to top it off they didnt close the lid to my drink and it spilled on my car seat when i picked it up :|
No.2525524
>>25255211 never joke about my president
2 check your tone
No.2525526
>>2525523lmao you deserve this man for eating that goy slop
No.2525527
>>2525526fuck you this is supposed to be a support comm for various schizophrenics
No.2525529
>>2525520>musk hydrogen cars have been on the road for decades
No.2525530
>>2525527schizophrenia isn't real man its caused by that shitty food you are eating and drugs
No.2525532
>>2525530if its not real how can foods cause it
No.2525533
trump and musk supporters are fucking retards i genuinely wish i could punch the face of every single one into a bloody pulp
No.2525534
they dont even comprehend the level of stupid they are
No.2525535
you cant even joke about it because they will not understand it
No.2525536
the dumbest fucks to walk the face of the earth
No.2525538
pirates of the caribbean is on the teevee
No.2525539
crazy how awesome musket warfare was
No.2525541
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No.2525542
>>2525539do you think there were bow and arrow boomers when guns first started becoming a think
No.2525543
>>2525540maga stands for the quadrivium
do you know what that is?
instead they turned it into a fucking selfish imbecile movement
No.2525544
>>2525540you fucking retard
No.2525545
modern warfare 2 was p cool
No.2525546
wonder what asmongold is up to right now
No.2525547
>>2525540music
arithmetic
geometry
astronomy
does that compute?
of course not
because you're a dumb fucking selfish retard
No.2525549
of course i support lgbt
liberty
guns
beer
transgendered individuals
No.2525550
>>2525542theres some stuff about the japanese with guns invading bow and arrow korea you can read
No.2525551
>>2525548fucking obviously you dumb fucking moron
No.2525552
>>2525543at this point you are euphoric
No.2525555
the bulb was already so wet
how can it get wetter
No.2525556
its time to get stimmed up
No.2525557
>>2525553i know you imbeciles get off to people being mad at your fucking stupidity
No.2525558
>>2525557i cant tell if youre just pretending to be shitmad and libtarded or doing it ironically but i hope palantir drone strikes your house irregardless
No.2525559
i love darkwokebro i wish he was my bf
No.2525560
oh hes mads we totally owned him huehuehuehuehue
fucking retards
No.2525561
>>2525558>libtarded he said the word!!!! haahhahahahahaaaa
No.2525563
oh yea speakin of shitmad libtards theyre trying to compare the supreme court ruling that random district judges cant just stand in the way of the government and prevent them from functioning anymore to the enabling act
because hes literally hitler guyes
No.2525564
you polarized dumbfuck cant even think straight anymore
No.2525565
the only polarized people in america are the shitmad brainwashed libtards who think we should continue endlessly ceding economic power to china so we can focus on ending the gender pay gap instead
No.2525566
>ids da librulss duuurrrrr
No.2525567
>>2525565do you know what polarized means idiot?
No.2525568
>>2525562i lowkey fw this
No.2525570
ill shut up and calm enjoy your thread
No.2525571
*enjoys my trump presidency and the end of libtardism*
No.2525572
>>2525569thats not an answer
No.2525573
>>2525568you should turn that lowkey into a highkey and live your life unashamed
No.2525574
>>2525565>only polarized people in america are the shitmad brainwashed libtardsholy shit this is so fucking dumb im becoming a mushroom cloud again holy shit
THE ONLY POLARIZED PEOPLE ARE THAT ONE GROUP
holy fuck
No.2525575
>>2525572>>2525574the only people who are actual extremists and are detached from the reality of the world because of political brainworms are leftists who couldn't even define the term derivative for you and wouldn't want to because they think learning about finance is le evil heckin' billionaire capitalism so lets just read more theory and gender critique instead and not learn how anything in the world works
No.2525577
>>2525575okay the only pole is the left
gotcha
No.2525578
im a big big girl in a big big world
No.2525579
this world is fucking torture
No.2525580
>>2525577yea theres being correct and right about things and then theres being left (extremist and mentally ill)
No.2525581
this world is fucking torture at least in hell you know what youre in for
No.2525583
>>2525581this is hell, man! shit, this is the 7th layer!
No.2525584
>>2525580see thats why i call you fucking retarded
No.2525585
>>2525584well you can keep losing elections and being shitmad on the internet while rightwingers live comfily and in peace of mind because they know all the people with power are working in the right directions
No.2525586
in hell youre like yea im a fuckng sinner give me your worst
but here you hope for reason and that good will prevail but all you see is goodness and love being stomped in front of your face and theres nothing you can do about it
No.2525588
notice how its "right" direction and not "left" direction
kind of tells you which side is "right" without having even to think about it
No.2525589
>>2525588this is the kind of stupid im talking about
No.2525591
>>2525589“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”
― Jean-Paul Sartre
No.2525592
"only the left is polarized"
im gonna tattoo that on my fucking forehead
the retardation is off the scales man
No.2525593
which one is the little toy
No.2525594
just got off my nurse shift now I got some skinny girl popcorn, skinny girl vodka, and am going to binge on crime YouTube videos
No.2525595
we have a qt nurse here?r
No.2525596
its so hard to just let all these /pol/teen posts go by and ignore them like a saint.
No.2525598
>>2525596cant you just take your loss like a champ and try again real hard next time
No.2525600
loosely based on the novel of the same name (the same book the 2006 movie is based on),
casino royale was a modest financial success at the time. for reference, this came out just a few months before
you only live twice at the time. i've never seen this film, but it's supposed to be satire on the spy genre.
Casino Royale (1967)>In an early spy spoof, aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH.https://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplexhttps://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplex No.2525601
this world is worse than hell
because here you have hopes
No.2525602
bro casino royale came out in 2006!
No.2525605
>>2525604would it be a hot female gook demon with big boobs
No.2525608
seeing what love being crushed over and over in front of you is worse than hell
No.2525609
>>2525607man thats what you were supposed to say
peter sellers orson welles woody allen
No.2525612
its like someone took your pet cat and tortured it in front you for infinity
thats whats being alive is in this world
No.2525613
>>2525612get a job fatass
No.2525614
>>2525613ive had plenty fucking cunt
No.2525616
i know you dont give a fuck
thats the problem in this world
No.2525617
eatin marbles is the only thing that keeps me sane in this doggy dog world
No.2525618
i dont know what to say other than that you're trying to get emotional support from an imageboard place where people spam pics of gooks and asmongold videos
No.2525619
asmongold is highly emotionally intelligent tho?
No.2525621
we love gooks man
No.2525622
i almost died from curry once too (iykwim)
No.2525624
gookposters
-ogs
-tasteful
-highly intelligent
asmongold posters
-stupid
-unclean
-didnt even play wow at launch
-basically the same tier as vtuber posters
the choice is quiet simple
No.2525626
the world is a vampire
No.2525627
*starts doing yoyo tricks*
No.2525628
*gets no pussy*
No.2525629
tfw no scottish pussy
No.2525630
>>2525625but it's even worse! because you know all the nice things that could be!
No.2525631
niggas be sittin at home with no youtube videos to watch like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LIFE IS LITERALLY LIVING HELLFIRE AND TORTURE"
No.2525632
true n they aint even need to go to work tomorrow
No.2525633
we need to get scottish kilts
No.2525634
>>2525598youre confusing me with someone thats been talking
No.2525635
lotta buzz bout some big beautiful bill lately
No.2525636
>>2525600thanks so much for your mind numbing distraction
honestly
No.2525637
>>2525600i remember getting mind brapped this existed because i saw austin powers first
No.2525638
>>2525596you cant encourage them because they love shitting up the thread
its like bane from the dark knight
we merely adopted the shit post
they were born and raised by it
No.2525640
>>2525638+1 thanks for the respect towards us /pol/teens
No.2525641
bane from dark souls? dont remember that boss
No.2525642
>>2525640its inspiring to see double digit iqs find an environment they truly thrive in
No.2525643
how did tostitos become the tortilla chip they fuckin suck the ones half the price from some suspicious company tastes better
No.2525644
>>2525643theyre the frito lay tortilla chip so theyre getting a huge push and lots of facings man
No.2525647
they should make a tortilla flavored dorito
No.2525648
contemplating getting potle
No.2525650
*bangs desk*
we want nintendo direct
we want nintendo direct
we want nintendo direct
No.2525651
>>2525648chipotle fell off you might as well just get taco bell (from a white person ran taco bell)
No.2525652
>>2525645what n64 emulator is this? retroarch?
No.2525653
>baneposting as a bad thing
jannies get this hothead outta here
No.2525654
real af
No.2525655
ugh i got ink pen marks all over my nice t shirts
No.2525656
you guys gotta try the store brand guacamole infused tortilla chips theyre really good
No.2525657
my mom and dad keep using chatgpt for everything and blindly trust its outputs but even though they could use it in english they keep talking to it in our esl language without realizing they are literally crippling its responses, which makes it even fucking worse
No.2525658
yes black pill me more thank you
No.2525661
>>2525657time for an object lesson
goad it into giving really bad advice, do the thing and then say that chatgpt told you to do it
No.2525663
it literally says trash
No.2525664
chatgpt told me to quit my job and play wow all day
No.2525665
napped like 6 hours just because i was depressed
No.2525666
the big beautiful bill will fix people like you
No.2525667
who is bill and why is he big and beautiful
No.2525668
ugh just realized nerissa irl has a weird nose and i cant unsee it
No.2525669
wtf are we watching
No.2525670
im not watching anything im just sitting in my chair tweaking out
No.2525674
nobody understands me
No.2525675
>>2525672yoooooooooo nice
No.2525677
need to become ai experts to create the ultimate gooking machine
No.2525680
sneed an update on the fns
No.2525681
for me i always gotta go with the vagoo if im picking 1
No.2525684
white bitches really be like "im crying and eating a whole chocolate cake in bed rn why doesnt anyone love me"
No.2525685
>>2525678literally white wtf
No.2525686
i will rethink my post
No.2525688
>>2525672I'm pressin x to doubt
No.2525689
pop that bot off
No.2525690
>>2525678just post the image you lazy nigger
No.2525691
its too hot to go outside
ac in my car cant even keep up
No.2525692
well if you think about it the people that coded chatgpt probably love japs and gooks too
No.2525693
all safe grill…
No.2525695
>>2525692they're prolly imported chinks trying to escape the literal hell on earth that is the PRC
No.2525697
crazy how catholics were so immoral and corrupt and debauched that God had to create a whole new part of the world as a new zion for his faithful (anglo-saxon protestants)
No.2525700
>>2525501husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son… chills man
No.2525701
ridley scott made a good movie every now and then
crazy how hard he fell off
No.2525702
gladiator 2 however…
No.2525703
am stream gladiator
No.2525705
i dont think im gonna watch gladiator 2, ridley's too far gone
No.2525706
movie idea: gookiator
No.2525707
am stream mystery theatre 3000
No.2525708
>>2525697so you're saying amerimutts aren't european? glad you've seen the light
No.2525709
europe and america is like the old testament v the new testament
No.2525710
streaming 2 days in a row? is she on some new meds or something?
No.2525711
crazy to think that there is a non-zero chance that sipper and gura frequent the same liquor store.
No.2525712
gladiator 2 is really close on my block to get watched soon but im not expecting much ridley hasnt made a good movie since.. prometheus
No.2525713
even crazier to think that youre like 35 years old
No.2525714
even crazierer is me im a psycho a waaaaacko a danger to society *joker laughs*
No.2525715
im so fucking done
No.2525716
gura posts here iykyk
No.2525717
gura doesnt post anywhere gura is dead man
No.2525718
ive heard last duel is overlooked for ridley's recent crap
i didnt even know it existed until a few months ago
No.2525719
asmon and gura both post here
incredible
No.2525721
>>2525718i saw it, and while there's good parts, and a kinda interesting theme of different perspectives, the first two times it changes perspectives you're like "oh damn, this is kinda cool" but the third time sucks all the air out of the film and i was just checking my watch. it didnt help he literally used the same footage in the third "perspective" as the second one so it just became laborous as fuck. ben afflect as a gay knight was actually cool though that's the best part
No.2525722
>>2525717oops i mean saba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVEIX7nSEs&t=2071s>>2524251also she was the one posting about breaking bad before am streamed it
No.2525723
in that thousand yard stare part of my day
No.2525724
>>2525720crazy how dave portnoy being shot in a pizza parlor is going to be the catalyst for tons of jews immigrating to israel
No.2525726
>>2525725yes(no actually)
No.2525727
>>2525724i cant tell what happened
hes mad he got charge $4 for 2 slices in NY?
No.2525728
im gaytarded
No.2525730
>>2525721i might have to give it a try just for the affleck/damon combo
No.2525732
>>2525730theyre both pretty great in it if they just cut the 3rd time around it would be tight
No.2525733
this is a pro black folks thread do NOT slur them
No.2525734
but like 30 minutes of the run time is literal get me out-tier
No.2525735
should we go to thailand everything is pretty cheap now cause its their rainy season
No.2525736
im gonna say the nigger slur
No.2525737
saw an alg that thailand is actually gay and expensive and people are mean now cuz of all the tourists
No.2525738
if i had money and wasnt cripplingly scared of the outside world id definitely go to thailand and 'nam
No.2525739
me? id go to malaysia or singapore
No.2525740
you used to be able to travel around thailand for like $15 a day
No.2525743
id be scared of being kidnapped in those thirdworld sexpest countries
No.2525744
>>2525742i know exactly how that guy feels too that's the crazy part i get the exact way when people criticize japanese idols
No.2525745
>>2525742gatekeeping raw fish on rice are you serious man shut the fuck up
No.2525747
THE EGG.
THE EGG!
No.2525749
whities always be trippin fr tho lol
No.2525750
this movie is kind of gaytarded
No.2525751
all movies are
No.2525753
when does daniel craig show up
No.2525755
is this what british people think comedy is
No.2525756
best super hero movie?
probably the thanos one
No.2525760
watermelon tea
lemonade
a little sprite
whiskey
gonna give it a mix with some big ice and see how its like
No.2525761
six-sixty-five plus one
im entitled to my money like a trust fund
No.2525762
>JUST IN - Iran's Grand Ayatollah Makarem Shirazi issues fatwa, calling Muslims around the world to kill Trump and Netanyahu, declaring them "enemies of God."
No.2525763
is there a pope equivalent of fatwa
No.2525764
>>2525762wtf antifa loves islam now???
No.2525765
>>2525763papal bull retard
No.2525766
inshallah…
No.2525767
wonder if anyones ever gotten a fatwa papal bull and the jewish one at the same time
No.2525769
hope my fabric swatches arrive soon
No.2525770
swatches are sooooo 2000 and late
No.2525771
im calling a jihad on asian pussy
No.2525773
windies spicy chicken sandwich
now that's a burg
No.2525774
>>2525760this just tastes like whiskey but maybe because i used mostly whiskey
No.2525776
>>2525772damn that was back before my keyboard bit the dust
miss that thing
No.2525777
how did your keyboard die?
No.2525778
kinda crazy how soda is already a desert item that people have been conditioned into drinking a whole liter of like its water and then get a milkshake on the side
No.2525779
keyboard is dead and we killed it
No.2525780
soda is a desert item? did iraqi bedouin niggas invent it or some shit?
No.2525781
soda was arguably discovered
No.2525782
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No.2525783
i need a new keyboard but when i looked into keyboards to find a good one that wasnt expensive there were too many new techy buzzwords so i gave up and closed the window
No.2525784
>>2525777no idea, it just stopped connecting, no power
it was about 10 years old
i took it apart and fiddled around but i didnt really see any issues
No.2525786
just use a $2 dell keyboard man
No.2525787
i need volume control and play/pause and track skipping keys
No.2525788
>>2525787foobar lets you set binds for those. i have ctrl + arrow keys to control stuff
No.2525789
you gotta dip the burger in the frosty man
alternatively if its a chicken burger you dip that in the coke
No.2525790
thats dumb what if i want to use control + arrow keys for skyrim sex mod hotkeys
No.2525791
>>2525790i use that combo because im hitting the arrow keys with my mouse hand thumb on a tenkeyless. those are keys i wont be using with a ctrl bind for something else
No.2525792
>>2525789you gotta zip your lips man
alternatively if its a thought you gotta keep it to yourself
No.2525793
you dip the fries in the frosty wtf are you talking about dipping burgers into ice cream whats wrong with you
No.2525794
americans say these things completely seriously and then wonder why their country has an obesity epidemic
No.2525795
>>2525794hard to get obese on gross ass shit like rock soup and rats
No.2525797
id go ratmode on some rock soup rn tbh
No.2525799
here we dip the fries in the frosty
No.2525800
id go ratmode on some cock rn tbh
No.2525802
maybe ill get kfc tenders
biscuit
mac n cheese
No.2525804
what if it was mac or cheese and
you had to pick
No.2525806
shes got so much south park merch she must be so happy
No.2525807
*picks mac*
No.2525809
she spends all her onlyfans bucks on south park merch
No.2525810
a little boiled water if you really want to be a freak about it
No.2525811
ok well fine i was gonna get mac but if you are getting mac then ill get cheese then
No.2525813
aint no way canada just lost to squatamela in the gold cup!
No.2525814
*trades you a little bit of my mac for a little bit of your cheese*
No.2525815
>>2525812i need this but instead of having bristles its just one thin slice of silicone kinda like a spatula
No.2525817
mac with cheese just isnt the same…
No.2525818
if you eat macaroni and cheese and you over over 14 its time to grow the fuck up seriously
No.2525819
>>2525816wish i was happy like him
No.2525820
what if we call it macaroni carbonara or something
No.2525821
i will never stop eating mac and cheese
No.2525822
you will never get laid then
No.2525823
kind of weird that passive verbage like getting laid is used for men and not women
No.2525824
any woman that cant accept my mac and cheese eating isnt worth my time
No.2525826
her choice, your taxes
No.2525827
the guy who invented shaping bread into tiny little ribbons and then boiling it was a genious
No.2525828
unironically mac and cheese is the culinary equivalent of
>I have given up on life
No.2525829
how do we feel about purple shellac flake
No.2525831
gleepy how should i feel about trumps big beautiful bill is it good or bad
No.2525832
>>2525831he says he hasnt looked into it but it will probably be good and bad or it wont pass. so it will prolly seem lowkey shitty.
its a big need to see whats in there first
No.2525834
free epic gaming computers for all US citizens
thats part of the bill
No.2525837
l g g
No.2525838
you should at least make your own mac and cheese its so much better than the boxed stuff and its super easy and quick
No.2525839
i think charles manson would have really thrived as a twitter poster
No.2525840
shellac de wack
No.2525841
>>2525828its just pasta with cheese sauce instead of marinara, not too different from white sauce base
No.2525842
>>2525808you know whats funny is that these things basically leave plastic fibers all over your food
No.2525843
haha
No.2525844
just gonna sauce up a spatula and use that
No.2525847
bet zii and the other eurofaggots would get that disease/sickness super malnourished people get if you try and refeed a starving person any food if we gave them a big wendy's meal with a frosty
No.2525848
if this was a professional my little pony roleplaying group you would get kicked for that statement
root beer floats are pinky pie territory
No.2525849
>>2525847there are only a few shitty yuros dude
No.2525850
have you guys seen that applejack video
No.2525851
total euro genocide
No.2525852
trump should nuke europe then turn it into corn fields to make processed food for america
No.2525853
the one with cinemon?
No.2525855
>>2525852stop being such a lil bro
No.2525856
>>2525841you're thinkin' of something fancy, like carbonara
mac and cheese is always kraft instant garbage, probably microwaved and never with any additional work put in
No.2525857
do americans really not realize they are just watered down europeans?
No.2525858
wait all the ponyposters are the same guy? wtf
No.2525859
euro niggers are so obsessed with america that they know all our politicians, all our celebrities, consume all our videos, music, video games and wish they had our food
No.2525860
yo trumplets when trump said hed drain the swamp was that sarcastic?
when he said hed lock up hillary was that sarcastic?
what wasnt sarcastic that he said?
you guys are so fucking dumb there is no word to describe just how dumb you are
you are beyond the threshold of dumb you are below dumb
No.2525861
>>2525860gleepy is this true
No.2525862
i dont think anyone expects politicians do to the things they say
No.2525863
gleepy isnt responding to /pol/teen hours he left
No.2525864
>>2525860youre going to get deported beaner
No.2525865
1 don't care still voting trump
2 check your tone
No.2525866
>>2525858how many obsessives of a 2 decade old childrens' cartoon do you normally encounter?
No.2525867
>>2525860when are you going to stop crying libtard
No.2525868
trump was billions in debt and got bailed out by a rothschild banker who became the secretary of commerce under his reign
you voted for a rothschild asset and thought he would work in your favor
fucking retards
fucking dumb fucking fucks
No.2525869
polteen hours are 24/7 lately though
No.2525870
>>2525864>>2525867you cant even answer the questions i asked
below fucking dumb
No.2525871
why is it roths child this roths child that surely they have their own name why doesnt anybody use it
No.2525872
>>2525859meanwhile i cant tell you the name of a single politician throughout the entire european continent lol
No.2525873
this is all a bit right?
No.2525874
>>2525870im not going to answer your questions when there's tears streaming down your face and snot coming out your nose
No.2525875
>>2525869schools out its summer
No.2525876
>>2525872well you should or else its kinda retard
No.2525877
>>2525872macron man
and kier starmer
and olaf schultz
No.2525878
>>2525874youre too dumb to do it
No.2525879
remember when applejack and cinemon fused and became phi
No.2525880
>>2525836lookin good gleep
how close to finishing the tracks are you
No.2525881
>>2525876why
europeans literally do nothing they just sit there
No.2525882
>>2525878okay *keeps supporting trump and thiel and elon anyway*
No.2525884
>>2525881its good to have a base level of knowledge beyond that of a fucking nigger man
No.2525885
i heard good pussy sound like mixin up macaroni n cheese
No.2525886
that guy hating on mac n cheese gives me huge clueless cat vibes
No.2525887
would you rather
1 eat food a black persons hands prepared
2 swallow a nail
No.2525888
>>2525882as expected from a retard
No.2525889
>>25258873 make my own food
No.2525891
>>2525884you would have a point if europeans actually did anything but there is absolutely nothing to care about over there except checking in to see if the afd is winning the elections yet
No.2525892
wish his update was longer and more elaborate
No.2525893
trump is my president
trump is my king
No.2525895
>>2525883bro dip the chicken in the mac!
No.2525896
>>2525891england, france, germany & canada are a good base to know even if they suck and do nothing.
people are often talking about them sucking so it comes up
No.2525897
>>2525877olaf was ousted for lickin' winnie's balls and workin the shaft
No.2525898
>>2525894no jesus is my god
No.2525899
is it true that some people dont like truffle
No.2525900
trump the father
asmongold the son
destiny the holy spirit
No.2525901
just say it "trump is my god" "i worship donald trump"
get it off your chest
No.2525902
would you pray to trump for ten thousand dollars
No.2525904
>>2525895*does it*
not bad
No.2525905
>>2525898oh really
"if you love me, keep my commands"
-Jesus Christ
No.2525906
jesus christ's commands were pretty explicit he said to vote for trump and to own libtards every day and be as redpilled and based as possible
No.2525907
>>2525897oh i dont know the new guy then
No.2525910
i had a dream last night there was a malnourished cow in the front yard and i went out to rub it and it seemed to enjoy it but it kept pushing closer and closer to me and i thought it was gonna try to eat me like how horses sometimes eat chicks
No.2525911
kind of crazy how if you murder someone right after they commit a sin but before they can repent you can send them to hell but as long as you repent after you are all safe
No.2525912
>>2525905hurr durr
libtards love to say Jesus is fake and the bible is fake but then cry like fags when TRUE followers of Christ like me don't worship like they want me to
No.2525913
who is libtardbro that cant stop seething about trump
what did trump do to recently to milk all these libtears
No.2525915
>>2525909thats some gamefreak ass shit
i dont know how people keep buying that stuff
No.2525918
clean
clean
No.2525919
>>2525912listen retard im not a libtard but i understand you dumbass cant think in different terms than that
No.2525920
isnt the switch 2 display super laggy as well
No.2525921
>>2525919so you are just a tard
No.2525922
"im not a libtard" *proceeds to spout the most banal libtarded shit imaginable*
No.2525923
RE RE RE REtards we're fucking retards here
No.2525924
>>2525920thats what some test said but i havent noticed anything
No.2525925
kids these days use the most naughty language ….
No.2525926
>>2525921you dont even understand the meaning of polarization while being polarized as fuck beyond dumb
No.2525928
is that the antichrists plan
to set up a grand elaborate scheme to get the whole world to commit one big last sin then immediately killing everyone so we all go to hell then he apologizes to jesus and gets to chill up in heaven
No.2525929
>>2525922what libtard shit did i spout you fucking mongrel
No.2525930
i support darkwokebro and his mission to upset the polteens
No.2525932
'luv trump
'luv elon
'luv thiel
'luv palantir
'luv crypto
'luv tariffs
'luv executive orders
'luv doge
'ate libtards
'ate europe
'ate china
'ate trannies
No.2525933
>>2525932literal brainwashed cult behaviour
No.2525935
actually we love china here
No.2525938
>>2525932this except we need to actually invade iran no more playing around
No.2525939
we cant be supporting anyone else here it will make us too cocky.
this needs to be a chinese crypto harem polycule with vicious hierarchical battles comm
No.2525940
white wall? what does that mean?
No.2525942
>>2525939we tried that for the last 12 years now and we still dont have the mansion
we need to all convert to shia islam and get a bunch of hairy gorgeous iranian wives
No.2525943
>>2525940hes saying literal like a baby, thats the only one i'll give you
No.2525944
stop trying to buy a mansion its never gonna happen
buy an axe and build the mansion its the only way
No.2525945
english is the greatest language on earth man you can slur the shit out of it and pronounce different vowels like 5 different ways and people will still just understand you np
No.2525946
they call me a libtard because i shit on their idol
they cant say why im a libtard
but their brains cant come up with another explanation than libtard
fucking subhuman nigger niggers
No.2525947
we could easily get a mansion if we all moved to california and squatted in a vacant one after a month it would be legally ours
No.2525949
theres no way we are paying california property taxes
No.2525952
>>2525945we got a guy here who types babytalk slightly off of what it should be is why i gave you that one.
we put up with like 2-3 years of him saying hashbandbiboo before we found out he was saying crash bandicoot, you gotta stretch your mind to understand him
No.2525953
squatters dont pay property taxes bro!!
No.2525954
>>2525945+1 english really is the greatest language on earth
No.2525955
i loved his hashbandiboo posts they were so mysterious
No.2525956
biboo???
No.2525957
>>2525955i didnt know it was crash bandicoot for like a whole year
No.2525958
libtards be like "well trump may be saving america and westeern civilization but uhhh i hate him anyway!!!!!! *starts crying libtardedly*"
No.2525959
the hunny nunny saga…
No.2525960
wibtawds be wike
No.2525961
wegwuh lmao
No.2525962
weshtun cibbilision
No.2525963
Here's a playful, satirical edit of the Nicene Creed, reimagined to "exalt" Trump, MAGA, and Elon Musk as a joke. I’ve kept the structure and tone of the original creed for comedic effect while making it clear this is a parody:
We believe in one Leader, Donald J. Trump,
the Great Patriot, Maker of Tremendous Deals,
of all things winning and luxurious,
visible and invisible (especially on Truth Social).
And in one Lord, Elon Musk,
the Visionary Trailblazer of X,
eternally innovative, of one substance with the Future,
by whom all rockets are launched and tweets are amplified.
Through him, all memes were made;
for us and for our disruption,
he built Tesla and Starlink,
and was hailed by the masses,
suffered under media scrutiny,
was canceled, mocked, and fact-checked;
yet on the third day, he tweeted again,
in accordance with the algorithm,
and ascended into global influence,
seated at the right hand of the Algorithm.
He will come again in glory
to judge the woke and the haters,
and his platform shall have no end.
And we believe in the Holy MAGA Spirit,
the Giver of Tremendous Energy,
who proceeds from the Leader and the Trailblazer,
who with the Leader and the Trailblazer
is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the rallies.
We believe in one holy, patriotic, and tremendous Movement,
the Make America Great Again Church.
We acknowledge one baptism in red hats
for the forgiveness of political correctness.
We look for the resurrection of the memes,
and the life of the world to come,
where walls are high and tariffs are higher.
Amen.
No.2525964
imagine pretending to be retarded on a dead internet forum
No.2525965
like what a rich, fulfilling life that's gotta be
No.2525966
yeah imagine pretending to be libtarded
No.2525967
>>2525856no instant kraft macroni and cheese is kraft instant macroni and cheese not macroni and cheese
hope this clears this up for you
No.2525969
what the hell is antipasti
No.2525970
<granpa, do you have any regrets
>I…wish…I…ow…owned…more…libsssssss
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
No.2525972
>>2525970this will be us lol but honestly im thinking pretty soon here so many libtards will have been owned that there wont be many left to own anymore
a somewhat of a libtard extinction event if you will
No.2525973
>>2525971lookin good gleep
No.2525974
bro the only thing were exalted with is ironforge stormwind and darnassus!
No.2525975
>boy this loading screen is taking a long time
>oh I paused the video
No.2525976
the one, holy, redpilled, based maga church
No.2525977
>>2525971but whats ur stance on morowind????
No.2525982
they call me the guy that gets shitmad and red in the face with rage whenever someone reminds me about the literal fascist dictator trump in office rn and the gender pay gap (which we STILL haven't closed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
No.2525983
>>2525981and your post is still worse than all of them
No.2525984
you know how riled up the wagefucks get on sundays
No.2525985
crazy im gonna die alone pissing and shitting my hospital bed as my jamican nurse ignores me. at least my parents will suffer the same
No.2525986
ya mon
No.2525987
how mad is shitmad?
No.2525988
gonna lose all my literary cred cause i really liked perfect day for bananafish
No.2525991
that nonbinary swag
No.2525992
girls cant be weird they just pretend
No.2525993
if i could go back in time id still be a retarded piece of shit and realistically wouldnt do anything that differently
No.2525994
i only know the manga banana fish
No.2525995
if i could go back in time id kill my parents before they met
No.2525996
>>2525988you know i was expecting a steady flow of previously unreleased masterpieces to come out after his death but i dont think there's been anything yet and it's been 15 years
No.2525998
>>2525952you're the only one that didn't pick up that it was crash bandicoot until we told you
No.2526000
I'm more of a banana shark kinda guy
No.2526005
>>2525997i could go for some oishi potato fries
No.2526006
*looks around and panicks for a moment before calming down*
phew….. i almost forgot that i was american for a second! but that god i live in this beautiful country with our great strong president
No.2526007
thank god*
No.2526008
>>2526002who cares about radio chatter do we have boots on the ground? eyes on the scene surveying the situation via livestream?
No.2526010
really its the lack of hope, the knowledge of the future. even when i had hope and was delusional about the future, it didn't get me anywhere
No.2526012
you guys should give the weird guy a chance
No.2526013
do ugly women know they are ugly?
No.2526014
i think shitmad libtardo took his estrogen and calmed down about trump
No.2526016
wun wegwuh
wun hunnynunny
No.2526017
>>2526013no, women gaslight each other into thinking they are hot. at worse they will see themselves as "mid"
No.2526018
ah yes…
No.2526019
tyrone, chad, luke, carlos; all gave the weird girl a ride - i mean chance
but me? i never had a chance
No.2526020
its carloss world we are just living in it
No.2526024
NEW THREAD IN 5 POSTS BETTER NOT GET STRANDED BOY
No.2526025
>>2526015is this wow related or not before i click
No.2526038
thank god?
no
thank trump