No.2501395
we need to destroy all technology before ai destroys the world
create our own solar flare
No.2501396
anyone else see that porcupine had a mcdonalds hashbrown?
No.2501399
gook with a cat on her head
gook with a cat on her head
No.2501400
he doesnt use any makeup retard he specifically said he doesnt
his hair has naturally thickened and darkened because he eats like a first worlder that doesnt consume a gallon of rapeseed oil daily in the form of mc donalds
No.2501401
i have a panda mug just like that one in the bottom left
No.2501402
there's niggas slamming back vods on the daily eating slop that have more hair and better skine dudes using all kinds of bb and cc creams and drawing his eyebrows and he got you hooked on his scam bro you're chopped
No.2501403
my life is like heroes of might and magic 3
all the treasure is guarded by packs of arch-devils
No.2501404
the treasure? apa
the arch-devils? not having a car and jews
No.2501405
wonder if anyone has ever ran so fast they ran out of their shoes
No.2501406
if i opened a treasure chest and it has some stinky hairy asian pussy and asshole in it id be so pissed off
No.2501407
yeah i do that all the time when i wear flipflops shooooom! and i left one of my flops behind lol
No.2501409
i got too many shows on the go man
No.2501413
>>2501408dont fall for the fake hollywood jew alcohol culture man its not safe and its not normal to drink every week
at most you should drink maybe once a year
No.2501414
>>2501413americans drank way more alcohol before hollywood even existed than they do now
No.2501415
we pop stars
No.2501417
>>2501414fake news you been tricked bro
No.2501418
we have nitrus and weed that makes you feel like you're in azeroth
we dont need booze anymore
No.2501419
we got playoff basketball
No.2501421
>>2501417americans were some of the heaviest drinkers in the world in the 18th and 19th centuries
prohibition actually made a huge dent in the amount americans drank on average
No.2501422
this new tucker linkup with glenn greenwald episode is wild
No.2501423
alcohol is so awesome
No.2501424
new swans album
No.2501425
everyone post all the good stuff you've been saving for this new thread
No.2501430
>>2501424is it good i didnt really care for leaving meaning
No.2501431
i love when my aunt sends me pics of her dog
No.2501432
>>2501430its 2 hours long so im gonna have to do it tomorrow
No.2501434
>>2501431auntie… is she hot….?
No.2501436
im a furry
No.2501439
i wanna fuck saruei in the ass so bad
No.2501442
literally no one is pulling that off
No.2501443
lowtiergod could
No.2501444
damn he probably could
No.2501445
>>2501440goofy ahh anime tier shit
No.2501447
youre just gonna keep crawling back cause you smell the syrup
No.2501448
>>2501446gleepy messaged me on steam and said he had to close after 20 seconds she wasnt hot enough and she was yapping and yapping
No.2501449
baste gleep
No.2501450
the sun used to be a nice friendly yellow color
No.2501454
uh oh
stinky
No.2501455
i bet $20 on the serbian guy in this fight
No.2501456
>>2501455this post was a lie
im bored i got nothing
No.2501457
hol up dave and busters has an unlimited gameplay summer pass?
No.2501461
>>2501460looks better than a netflix movie
No.2501462
>>2501457yeah but pump it up isnt included in the unlimited play
No.2501464
when are we going to the cade to pump it up
No.2501466
>>2501464when my effing car gets fixed
No.2501470
>>2501467girls really think being hot makes up for them being not funny
No.2501471
>>2501468-1
CLOSED
DO FENT DONT WATCH BITCHALGS
IF YOU WATCH THIS YER A FAGGOT
No.2501472
>>2501458whats the fucking point man everybody knows the story already i hate these jew rat fucks remaking a 200 year old story for the 200th time because the jewish people were born without the creativity gene
No.2501473
>>2501470our bro watching these is going to break his brain. hes watching this gfb8redditshit all day everyday until he snaps
No.2501474
>>2501468that was in my alg too
No.2501475
im bonking my head off the glass rn
stirred af
No.2501476
ugh hump day am i right fellas
No.2501477
can the knicks please get their shit together
No.2501478
lets go nigs
No.2501479
remember when we could draw little pics
No.2501480
so weird when kpops sing in japanese
No.2501481
https://kick.com/crystalthis nasty whore is rubbing her brapass on everything
No.2501482
remember when that one kpop kpooped her pants lol
No.2501483
>>2501482her newjeans dude
No.2501484
they usually sound good but i've listened to enough japanese stuff to tell that they're not native speakers
kpop is fucking shit though in any language
No.2501485
except for bts
No.2501487
bitshekel?
No.2501489
>>2501486i watched some of what my 6yo niece had on her tablet and it was just uhh, colors shifting and donald duck screaming in a demonic voice
No.2501490
>>2501489shes so avant guard
No.2501491
just cut my toenails and they stink
No.2501492
>>2501486the half of my friends that didnt get married overdosed on heroin that video existing just enrages me.
No.2501493
i see the same split with the people i know as well
either get married or hard drugs theres no other way
No.2501495
there's me just chilling in the moddle
No.2501497
wait did u guys watch goldeneye and mcm last weekend….
wtf
No.2501499
>>2501495huge +1
no foids
no drugs
no sip
just me + 162
No.2501500
might drive to the store and buy some sour patch kids you know what im saying
No.2501501
sour patch kids are the best chaser for hard alcohol its like a magic trick happens on your tongue and theres no booze but you drank booze
No.2501502
https://www.twitch.tv/bunnyayubunnys tits are popping like crazy rn bunnybros you cant miss this
No.2501503
>>2501500i most definitely do know what youre saying
No.2501504
>>2501501i liked olives as a chaser when i was a big rye drinker
No.2501505
what if i just go get a bottle of steel reserve as a joke tonight
No.2501506
i like dots, do you guys like dots?
i dont know anyone else that likes dots
No.2501508
we can't be eating candy at 35 man
No.2501509
>>2501506moar dots moar dots come on moar dots!!!!
No.2501510
my grandmas 80 and she eats candy
therefore so shall i
No.2501511
what if she dies tomorrow would you stop eating candy
No.2501512
no
No.2501513
only got 1 gma left and shell never recover from the stroke
No.2501514
my grandma has been dead for years man
No.2501515
knickerbockerbros…. its ogre
No.2501516
im back and too tired to read everyones posts but that hedgehog with hashbrowns was pretty dang slick
No.2501517
this guy ate a hedgehog?
No.2501518
nba is rigged
No.2501519
nba is nigged
No.2501520
>>2501516yea he was going off
No.2501522
how about going around narcaning guys who are nodding off but not oding just to ruin their high
No.2501523
you need some type of safety mechanism like tying their shoelaces together first or you'll just have hulked up angry junkies attacking you
No.2501524
gonna watch that gay new movie mountainhead
No.2501525
i need a cloak
No.2501527
your narcan cant unsip all this booze
No.2501529
>>2501527with someone sipped out its probably like letting a beyblade rip, they get up and stumble around and bounce off stuff for a while
No.2501530
in a city of 10 million people theres like a hundred thousand people in the top 1 percent this is the reality of statistics
No.2501531
all the cities with 10 million people are either total megaslums in shitholes or chinese
No.2501532
damn nba on tnt is dead….
No.2501533
what about tokyo?
No.2501534
huh
No.2501535
tokyo is like in a class of its own
most places aren't great like that
No.2501537
that gay tryhard anime outfit? i could rock it
No.2501539
>>2501537you could not… could you?
No.2501542
statistically speaking not every child molested and raped disliked it some of them enjoyed it and looked forward to the molestations
No.2501543
saw a girl walking around in boyshorts today you could see the bottom of her cheeks jiggling and she was carrying a racket bag it mustve been wild watching her play tennis in that getup
No.2501545
more likely she was playing pickleball i heard thats the new trend in racket sports pickleball they call it pickleball i watched a bryant gumble on it
pickleball
No.2501546
>>2501542is this why epstein was so into science and maths
No.2501547
miss mococo is so cute
No.2501548
pickleball is for old niggas
No.2501549
>>2501546thats probably because geometry and numbers are used for magic mostly
No.2501550
one of my newly 30 year old asian girls on twitch plays it
No.2501551
know some niggas that went to that island
why the fuck would you go to that island
No.2501553
magic isnt real but demonic possession is
No.2501554
im using magic to lose weight actually
No.2501556
whyd he have mcdonalds hashbrown
No.2501557
hol up so if we pretend to be a youtuber we can just talk to hot–i mean little kids?
No.2501559
talking to kids used to be a normal everyday non ped thing
No.2501562
when you see it…
No.2501564
sorry im just reposting that pic from the other day i keep thinking about it
No.2501565
hol you mean if im a useful retard iia asset with no morals working knowingly or unknowingly for the globalists i can talk to the troops?
No.2501567
(toon)
No.2501568
>>2501559yea well pedfuck ruined that so stop posting that shit
No.2501570
im sure pedbro would only mess with the children who statistically must exist who look for and desire sexual attention from adults according to statistical averages
No.2501575
>>2501574whats tf going on with her shoulders
No.2501576
pedbro is fearless
No.2501577
>>2501575looks fine to me
No.2501578
i like how the amish only have those clothes so you will see them do everything wearing them like farming or playing sports its nice
No.2501579
amish starleague team
No.2501580
amish and prisoners both take greyhound to get around
No.2501581
those poor dogs
No.2501582
🙄
No.2501584
they also take amtrak
No.2501585
america trak
No.2501588
ha..
No.2501589
an ifunny.co classic
No.2501592
holy fuck it's world milk day!
No.2501593
and you know i got a couple jugs of the good stuff in the fridge
No.2501594
time to watch terminator and zonk out
No.2501595
theres a whole day dedicated to bunnys big fat udders?
No.2501596
>he forced it one more time
sad shit
No.2501597
just watched the fifth element (1997)
turbo banger of a movie i loved it
No.2501598
yeah i liked it too
No.2501599
im a ginger
No.2501600
it is indeed a classic my friend
No.2501601
just napped from midnight to 1am
No.2501602
gleep is the lgbt movement really failing
No.2501603
>>2501599is your sister hot
No.2501604
sorry
No.2501606
still salty at the tranny janny that banned me for calling saruei hot
meanwhile actual doxx posts are left up for hours
No.2501607
all the 4chan jannies got their shit leaked bro go kill him irl
No.2501610
remember the guy who set himself on fire saying free palestine? lol
No.2501611
just got lied to :/
No.2501613
i need one million dollars
No.2501614
what for
No.2501615
id settle for 900k
No.2501616
mmmm hmmmm thinking…
No.2501617
it feels good and nice to sit naked in the shower hugging your legs with your head in your knees but if you do it on top of your bed its weird?
No.2501618
yeah im thinking its bout that time *boots up the bodycam videos*
No.2501619
on the precipice of getting into cool asian kinos again
No.2501621
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No.2501623
if precipitation is the nigger word then precipice is nigger jr.
No.2501624
tell me more about this nigger jr
No.2501625
>>2501621SHE SHITS OUT OF THAT ASS MAN
No.2501626
if i was a movie director id make a movie and cast about a dozen up and coming unknown asian girl actresses and try and date the one i liked the most and since she wasnt famous she'd accept and id meet my wife that way
No.2501628
holy fuck its june already!
No.2501629
okay by end of summer i want for things to be looking alot better than they are now lets check in again on september 1st
No.2501631
how much pineapple do i have to eat to make my cum taste good
No.2501633
>>2501631how about you eat some and then just taste?
No.2501634
i heard the pineapple taste only last 2 hours after you eat it so its a temporary buff you cant have perma sugar semen flavor
No.2501635
the pineapple works its way from your digestive tract to your semen immediately after consumption? that doesnt seem right
No.2501636
the pineapple needs to be ingested through your piphole
No.2501637
maybe i have the timeline wrong perhaps it was that it takes 2 to get to the balls then it activates either way i heard it was temp
No.2501638
well yeah of course its temp
No.2501639
i dont think its obvious that its temp
No.2501640
the idea of encyclopedias are so cool actually
attempting to gather and condense all the world's knowledge into a single collection those 18th century french philosophers were buckwild
No.2501641
holy fuck its june already!
No.2501642
otherwise all our cum would be sweet and delicious who hasnt eaten a pineapple once in their life
No.2501643
Alright, let's tackle your questions with the info available and a touch of clarity:
How long does it take after eating pineapple for semen to become sweet?
There's no definitive scientific evidence that pineapple directly makes semen taste sweeter, but anecdotal claims suggest diet can influence bodily fluids. If pineapple has any effect, it would likely take 12-48 hours for dietary changes to reflect in semen composition, as this is roughly how long it takes for the body to produce new seminal fluid. Factors like metabolism, hydration, and overall diet play a role.
How long does the sweet flavor last?
Any potential effect from pineapple would likely last 1-3 days, depending on how frequently your body produces new semen (typically every 24-48 hours for most men). Continued consumption of pineapple or a diet high in fruits might maintain the effect longer, but it’s not a permanent change.
No solid studies back the pineapple-semen connection; it’s mostly folklore. A balanced diet with fruits like pineapple might subtly influence taste, but don’t expect miracles. If you want more specific data, I can search the web or X for recent discussions—let me know!
i think grok totally lost the plot on this one
No.2501644
actually encyclopedias are evil shit man you cant condense all human knowledge into just some books it's a means of control man dont you see that?
No.2501645
grok is such stupid shit why would you think the new york times archive and scrubbed reddit posts would know how long it takes for semen to taste sweet after eating an pineapple?
No.2501647
>>2501644you sound like a jesuit
noo you cant share knowledge generally you have to let us tell you what to believe
No.2501649
>>2501648thats my president o7
No.2501650
>>2501647fucking retard you really think whats put into those books is the real deal? putting everything in one place just makes rewriting history easier god you're a fuck head
No.2501651
>>2501650noooo all that information about geography and science and art and philosophy cant be shared with the plebs!
No.2501652
holy cwap its pouring rain!
No.2501653
>>2501651lemme guess you think the earth is round
if you want to eat masonic mind slop go ahead but dont expect other people to cheer you on while you consentually brainwash yourself with grand globalist lies
No.2501654
we got some globeheads here i can tell
No.2501656
go back to bodycams lil pup
No.2501657
they call me the wriggling grub
No.2501659
hate thinking about what happened to newjeans they were so incredible… they were on pace to be the nations girlgroup
No.2501660
>>2501658bro she's not the sweet pre debut girl, she's evil inside
No.2501661
South Korea sees rise in childbirths for 9th straight month in March
bros our time is running out…
No.2501662
its okay we have time
No.2501665
>>2501664gray cat has a nightmare where lamebaby was all grown up and babying him instead
No.2501666
yeah that ones inscrutable
No.2501667
good night
No.2501669
kuro means black
whats usu
No.2501670
i need to be calm and take care of myself
No.2501671
i have a strong feeling of time running out
No.2501672
until what?
ww3?
the apocalypse?
aliens invading earth?
ecological collapse?
No.2501673
i want a bf
No.2501674
it's a vague sense like theres a mysterious opportunity that ill be missing soon and it will never come back and if i do miss it my life will be terrible forever
No.2501676
i let the goat lick my penis
No.2501677
woke up at 3am, rolled around for an hour then played with my phone, then jerked off
No.2501679
wish wizards were real instead of only warlocks
No.2501681
>>2501680we really do fund garbage faggot news like that
its one of our deepest shames
No.2501683
ddees was anti fracking?
kinda based
No.2501684
just heard about some new kinda banana they got? looking forward to trying one of those
No.2501686
theres this thing called chemistry its p crazy. 0 calorie sugar free drinks will contain sucrose(sugar) because the artificial sucralose sweetener starts to break down and make new 'cules of sugar.
No.2501687
i heard msg was the good one and its actually natural and healthy
No.2501688
>>2501685it literally is better because they are giving you propagandized news but news nevertheless
NPR is literally just 24/7 whining about not the friggin niggerinos!
No.2501689
>>2501687>>2501686heard your both going to get strangle by george floyd for be fat burger mutts
No.2501690
we hear alot
see less than that
and know nothing at all
No.2501691
>>2501689what pisses me off the most about this post is you think niggers strangle (non white women) enough to mention let alone mention alone.
*rolls eyes*
you dont even
get our feral nigger animals kill
you made yourself look so foolish and stupid with just 1 post
No.2501692
you guys notice anyone missing yet?
No.2501693
ive noticed one retard asking a bunch of stupid obvious common sense questions lately and i fear it isnt a bit
No.2501694
i don't think they'll notice when i get you either
No.2501695
how do you know hes not just using the socratic method huh
No.2501696
its the embryobro bubblyboy poster with no lived experiences that was born yesterday i refer to
No.2501698
i dont see anyone embryoposting though?
No.2501701
ive done a lot of stuff ive just never been on a plane
No.2501702
>>2501698im referring to posts that are older than 24 hours
No.2501703
In the modern electronic age, our information architecture has changed again and again. From mass print to telegraph, radio, television, and internet, whatever gods we once worshiped we now worship by entirely different means. As the dust begins to settle on the electronic age, one system of information architecture is now rising above all others: the networked computer.
You may think you’re a Christian, an atheist, a Jew, or a Buddhist, but you are wrong. You are a follower of this modern American information regime built on the networked computer. You have ritualistically sacrificed far more in the last year to it than you have to whatever dead gods you claim to worship. Where you sacrifice reveals your true religion. The architecture and features of this new socio-cognitive substrate will be the essential form of our future spiritual life.
Terry Davis was right: the next temple, church, and bible is a computer. The computing systems of the future will be religions. The religions of the future will be computing systems. The only way to solve our social and spiritual problems is with a new computer operating system. But designing a new computer system and converting its followers is not just a matter of mundane engineering. It is a matter of culture. It is a matter of divine revelation.
No.2501704
pasting walls of text is only cool when i do it
No.2501705
big happenings in russia and the ukraine
No.2501707
oh my oh my god
No.2501709
>>2501708ella ella
ey ey
undah my umbarella
No.2501712
they call me the lil pup
No.2501713
i dont like seeing the footage of 9/11 used as a joke
No.2501715
im gonna make 9/11 and the holocaust look like a joke
No.2501716
9/11…. reminds me of that great tragedy
No.2501717
>>2501713meming on the jumpers are the only thing thats in bad taste for me
No.2501718
well i dont care about you i care about me
No.2501719
let's go to the beach beach
No.2501722
>>2501720this josh episode going behind a paywall was a huge blow to me
No.2501723
sheeples
No.2501725
>>2501724this is how we act sometimes
No.2501727
hooo boy it's pride month…can't wait for all the companies to change their pfp to a rainbow
No.2501728
bear weekend…..
No.2501729
tgirl lives matter
No.2501730
ugh 30 days of not telling gaycel to kys is gonna be tough
No.2501733
>>2501732this is the second video ive seen where the person filming keeps laughiing after it isnt funny anymore. dont know if they edit the laffs in
No.2501734
just saw my 5 year old nephew hit the griddy and the floss
No.2501735
just found out zippyshare is dead :/
No.2501736
>>2501734we dont have sons to hit the griddy for us
we are failed humans
No.2501738
jfc ai slop is just gonna get a boost
dad's gonna freak cause he's already mind brapped by the facebook alg
No.2501739
dad was convinced an ai video from months ago was real even though it said it was an ai video in the name of the video
No.2501741
jentucky fried chicken
No.2501742
who is al and why does he make so many videos
No.2501743
>>2501739classic dad…gonna have to have a talk so he doesn't just keep regurgitating ai slop
No.2501744
al gore?
No.2501746
>>2501745do they call you trashbad cuz ur trash and bad at games
No.2501747
so much cooler than zii
No.2501748
i dont understand splunky
No.2501749
they dont understand the things i do exploring underground
No.2501751
twitch is filled with strange ESL people who want to be your friend…
No.2501752
>>2501750@grok why does this video exist is this real
No.2501753
oh its real yall
No.2501755
i hate niggers
No.2501757
racists are losers
No.2501758
i keep it sticky icky like lip gloss
No.2501759
>>2501757im a giant racist
im a giant loser
this might be true chat
No.2501760
niggers? gross creatures.
it is what it is.
No.2501761
grow up
No.2501762
its noon and everyones asleep
No.2501763
>>2501745after this stream pinky and the brain s1e1
No.2501765
it's high noon
No.2501766
ive already seen s1e1 can you start from s1e2?
No.2501767
i'd rather watch animaniacs or freakazoid
No.2501768
toot who is your favorite animaniac
No.2501770
>>2501764ughhhhh i wanna play pump it up
No.2501772
during pride month we will refrain from bogging the gays varg
No.2501774
>>2501772Ok my gay friend
V.
No.2501776
rice up incels
No.2501777
pepega
No.2501779
gaycels it's our month
No.2501781
>>2501780my gosh darn car is still in the shop but hopefully by wednesday i get it back
No.2501782
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS 1 FRUIT FLY LEFT
No.2501783
>>2501782you will never get me
never
No.2501784
its part of the hex
No.2501785
they call me the gay retard
No.2501788
A fruit fly can lay up to 100 eggs in a single day, especially under optimal conditions. However, this number can vary depending on factors like the species of fruit fly and environmental conditions. Some fruit fly species may lay more or less eggs than the average
No.2501789
i have malaria
No.2501791
>>2501787i don't know them much but they've had pretty good releases so far
No.2501792
what's refreshing without a sip
No.2501794
ugh hate waking up this early
No.2501796
if i lay here
No.2501798
they don’t make movies like con air (1997) anymore
No.2501800
don't care i'm waiting for gura
No.2501801
>>2501798and thats a good thing
No.2501803
if they won’t do it, i’ll just make my own con air (1997)
No.2501805
life is life
nah-naah nah-nah-nah
No.2501807
>>2501806theres lol nothing at all about grown ass women pretending to have tails and other grown ass women pretending to touch them over the internet
No.2501812
pride month gook s*x???
No.2501814
just had a monster slop meal with only chips, pinto beans, guda cheese, and hot dog. managed to make it work with various combinations of hot and cold, sour cream and butter. at one point threw cheese, chips, and sausage in the microwave to make nachos, another point im throwing chip crumbs on my beans and hotdog, or just eating raw hot dog
No.2501815
israel keeps bombing civilians looking for aid
No.2501817
>>2501814fatty fat mc fat fat
No.2501821
>>2501819i believe it
they got him good with this taco shit
No.2501822
someone message gleepy on steam and ask who gave musk the black eye
No.2501823
TACO stands for "Trump Always Chickens Out," a phrase coined by Financial Times columnist Robert Armstrong in a May 2 opinion piece.
No.2501824
>>2501822i tried to ask gleep yesterday..
No.2501825
gleep needs to message one of us on steam and solve this mystery
No.2501826
speculator here, i heard dump refer to 'chicken out' personally on my 24hr live news coverage i run in the background as white noise
No.2501827
elon said it was his son
No.2501829
what if it was zuck😂
No.2501830
elon is a liar
No.2501832
his 4yo son gave him a black eye?
i believe it
No.2501833
yo zuck would bjj elon's fat ass into submission
No.2501834
i had a black eye once from one of those tricep pushdown attachments slipping out of my hands and hitting me in the face
No.2501836
i had a black eye a couple times from a fight, think i lost all the ones were that happened
No.2501837
you.. hit yourself in the face?
No.2501838
braveheart is on the teevee
No.2501840
we're brawlers cause we don't know how to fight
No.2501842
Hmm…this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
No.2501843
stepdad has some strange guys over in the living room
No.2501845
>>2501828isnt it some kind of facial plastic surgery
No.2501846
the detroit grand prix is on
No.2501850
>>2501824>>2501822>>2501823gmmos and said he hasnt heard about this but the part about drumpfs doctors being worried about a heart attack is bullshit.
>>2501800whats the deal there is she gonna wait a year and come back dooby'd?
>>2501819 No.2501851
>>2501845double black eyes is a nosejob thing but they also have a bandage on their nose for that. the black eyes would heal up a lot by the time they remove the bandages
No.2501852
>>2501850tell your boyfriend to come back
No.2501853
big wreck at the race
No.2501854
wonder if i should go to college now that you can just cheat with ai
No.2501855
restrained myself from dropping $35 on grocery sushi
No.2501857
>>2501856damn this bitch got no ass 😭😭😭
No.2501858
YURR
No.2501859
yeah i dont need it
No.2501861
remember when 4chan whent down for a month
No.2501862
>>2501806lol'd and thought it was cute
No.2501863
nope
No.2501864
>>2501855proud of you hun
No.2501866
35 dollars on sushi?
No.2501868
>>2501866see
>>2501831its crazy how people eat seafood and the entire world just goes along with them and pretends its normal
No.2501870
>>2501866you have no idea how bad the j jews get people for rice w/ a small amount of fish…
No.2501871
8 rolls goddamn my boy is an eater
No.2501872
>>2501869bro you got a flying mount!
No.2501873
>Wife is headed on a humanitarian aid trip to Zimbabwe all through June
>Switch 2 is about to come out and I will be attending the midnight launch
>'za preordered and already stocked the fridge with some of my favorite hoppy IPA beer and some junk food
It's all so perfect. Can't wait for next week bros
No.2501874
remember when pad
No.2501875
McDavid had a word with training staff and left practice early today. Rest of the group still out there.
oh no no ono no
No.2501876
brave little abacus jgbftd-wa is ten years old this year….
No.2501877
>>2501873nintendochads cant stop winning
No.2501878
>>2501870ordering 4 peoples worth of food for 1 person isnt da jooos
No.2501879
>>2501878i should be able to order food for 4 people at bottom rates, jews took this from me
No.2501880
>>2501866>>250187835 dollars of sushi is nothing
sushi has always been expensive
No.2501882
make your own sushi man its easy as hell
No.2501883
twisted fiction sick addiction now gather round children zip it listen
No.2501884
>>2501880thats $35 of bogo grocery store sushi.
you can host the met gala with that much food
No.2501885
>>2501869i'm proud your space program
i'm playing topico 3 tho
No.2501886
first of all
i dont like seafood
No.2501887
>>2501882if you have the stuff
No.2501889
what if some saudi prince just came out and paid the fines for newjeans everytime they did an appearance and they just continued to dominate
No.2501891
the issue is that when you dont nap the day goes by so slowly
No.2501893
>>2501886+1
its not edible
its not food
No.2501894
>>2501890putler is declaring war on ukraine?? holy fuck this is huge?
No.2501895
>>2501890yoooo
grok is this true?
No.2501900
>>2501899*roundhouse kicks you in the head*
No.2501901
>>2501899crazy how i dont go to whatever fucking board this is but i still get to see posts from there
No.2501902
>>2501901it really is fucking insane
No.2501903
>>2501875wtf that’s my team
No.2501905
i have like 60 gigs of free space between both my drives cuz i keep dl'ing movies i dont watch
No.2501906
>>2501881damn i miss pad he was funny as hell
No.2501908
>>2501903you arent a flamesbro?
come on man
come on
No.2501910
hate how microtransactions in the store are now 80 dollars like that's an okay price for 1's and 0's
No.2501911
i NEED to heighten my adventure
No.2501912
>>2501909buy+sub game btw
No.2501913
we need to save dough for our 4man sushi deliveries
No.2501915
crazy how the best kpop girls rn are all japanese
No.2501916
why dont they just cook the fish
No.2501917
cooking a fish is dishonabru
No.2501918
>>2501899is that /vt/ or holotower?
No.2501919
why does man shaped women shaking their bug asses like niggers attract autistic retards?
No.2501920
imagine eating seafood when you dont live next to the coast
No.2501921
we have trucks bro we put the fish in the trucks
No.2501922
i hate freshwater fish
No.2501923
>>2501919now look
if you want to say they have no asses call them 10 year old boys thats at least a unified theme.
they dont look like men
No.2501925
reminder if you make asscentric comments you're black you're literally 80 iq and subhuman
No.2501926
>>2501923you're just biased on what men look like because you are round shaped
No.2501929
my iq is at least 90 and i like my women to have big booties
No.2501933
>>2501932i looked through a bunch of the global threads and couldn't find that post…
No.2501934
@grok
is ishkindar missile deadly ?
No.2501935
>>2501930this must be fake, gleep told us that the russia / ukraine war was a nothingburger
No.2501936
HMM ALRIGHTY LETS BREAK THAT DOWN
No.2501939
gleep said, and i quote, "fuck that noise thats my buck fiddy on it"
No.2501940
people are experiencing ukraine fatigue we're all tired of those whiny little bitches and putin knows nows his chance
and i honestly dont care anymore
No.2501942
i keep it a buck 25 on the regular and that’s what’s up
No.2501943
monkeyspam
No.2501944
getting mad at amlitzer for having all summer off work and bratposting
No.2501945
lets kill him
No.2501946
crazy how teachers get summers off just like children do
No.2501947
>>2501798+1
>>2501847terry davis was right though
No.2501949
>>2501947that post sucked though
No.2501950
>>2501946what else would they do
No.2501951
we lost weeder greent?
No.2501952
i hear it thrown around a lot but tbh im not really sure what a fascist is
No.2501954
>>2501952its like
someone you like
really dont like
No.2501955
i think a fascist is a bundle of sticks
No.2501956
>>2501955yea the whole fascis thing can be backtraced to literal faggot
No.2501957
>>2501952i think its someone whos like hitler
No.2501958
fuckin fascist niggers
No.2501959
>>2501949thats cuz ur a computer jew and you fear the new digitial christianity
No.2501960
hitler was incredible
No.2501961
>>2501947terry davis would have called that f*g a cia n*gger if he were still alive.
No.2501962
>>2501959no i only like copy pasted walls of text when i post them.
when other post them it isnt cool its annoying
No.2501964
all my niggas fascists nigga heil hitler
No.2501965
you guys called one of my typed out handcrafted walls of text a copypaste and it hurt my feelings
No.2501966
think im gonna dd some food today
No.2501967
i dunno man i see more than 3 lines i skip
No.2501968
>>2501948turtle wow sista?
No.2501969
i bet the definition of the word fascist is on the internet somewhere
No.2501970
back in my day we called those effortposts and they were the lifeblood of the comm nowadays people steal valor by copypasting and because of that people skip and the real effortheroes get ignored its sad
No.2501971
gonna keep it buck fiddy with you i skip over every single wall of text posts i literally dont care enough to even quickread it
No.2501972
>>2501961really? the homeless schizophrenic would have a schizo outburst?
No.2501973
is a buck fifty the most you can keep it
No.2501974
effortfags be mad
No.2501975
>>2501973sometimes i keep it buck naked
No.2501976
why didnt the southpark tranny in female sports episode kill the whole tranny movement
No.2501977
sometimes people will post about something i am familiar with and care about and ill type a passionate long winded response and i realize people will at best skip it or else call me a retard so i control a backspace
No.2501978
>>2501944to be fair, i was bratposting even before i was off for the summer. i can't resist.
>>2501946ive thought about teaching summer school before, but i hear they are a real pain to get.
No.2501979
holy shit control a highlights all the text
No.2501980
see? you skippers are killing the thread
No.2501981
>>2501973a buck is the most you can keep it so keeping it a buck fifty is keeping it above and beyond what should be possible so you a real ass nigga if you capable of keeping it an extra fiddy
No.2501982
and people wonder why toot hates us now
No.2501983
>>2501981well thanks for clearing that up
No.2501984
want to play some gw1 man?
No.2501985
>>2501977live your life uninhibited
No.2501986
>>2501953used to be 9 with my daki, now just three as i failure curl up at night
No.2501987
cant rn i have to hit legs
No.2501988
gears of war 1?
No.2501989
>>2501972yes, and he would be right in doing so.
No.2501990
whos legs and why are you hitting him lol
No.2501991
used to play gears of war co-op with my homie in highschool…
No.2501993
>>250198621-24 ruin it because it impliies 1-20 use no blankets
No.2501994
>>2501991did you guys suck each other off too
No.2501995
never played gears of war because my dad loved me and got us playstation instead of microsoft shitbox