No.2500794
new brap
No.2500796
maybe ill buy an anvil and forge myself a mask
No.2500797
>>2500795she looks like she has nice boobs
No.2500798
>>2500782the temptaton of st anthony…
No.2500799
once i lose weight and get a vehicle i think… yeah i think im gonna go for a flatchested asian girl, humble, super orbular b's at the most just a little less than a handful type deal yeah that would be nice i think
No.2500801
lookin at atleast 40 lbs minimum
No.2500802
>>2500791darksouls boss gook gf…
No.2500803
nukoth is going to be extremely important for me
if its good it might give me the will to live
No.2500805
20-Year-Old Brat Has A Severe Meltdown After Parents Tell Her to Move Out
No.2500807
whats nukoth
No.2500808
nukoth deez nuts
No.2500809
oh king of the hill
No.2500810
i thought koth was that snow planet from empire strikes back
No.2500811
thats hoth you massive idiot
No.2500812
hoth? i thought that was the soda that sponsors asl and gsl all the time
No.2500813
*bodyslams you*
No.2500814
>>2500791*gets paralyzed*
No.2500816
stormgate time
No.2500817
i reported twow to bliz theyre gonna shut that shit down real quick
No.2500818
said no one ever
No.2500819
trying to get the nerve to go for my second nightreign expedition
No.2500820
>>2500815ugh im already lvl 40 so i completely out leveled the zone
i guess i can do the dungeon once for any quests
No.2500821
Support for same-sex marriage among Republicans has dropped 14 points in the last 3 years
No.2500822
>>2500820what's your toon's name bro!
No.2500823
>>2500822DaleEarnhardtFan89
No.2500825
sisterhood of the traveling pads
No.2500826
yoooo valorant getting a replay system
its over for cs
No.2500827
they really did my dementia-ridden cancerous president dirty by replacing him with that ugly croon
No.2500829
>>2500828ugly piercings :/
No.2500833
ive watched like ten hours of these stupid fucking bodycam videos that guy hexed the shit outta me
No.2500836
getting fucking pissed off playing nightreign fuck this shit
No.2500837
just wait for bb2 man
No.2500839
beerboy 2….
No.2500840
pad… 2?
No.2500841
>>2500838we should become chud judges and own the niggers
No.2500842
getting fucking pissed off playing nightreign fuck this shit
No.2500843
they dont let non-masons become judges man
No.2500845
>>2500844everyone there is 50 years old now and fat or dead
No.2500846
>>2500838>waves jail and fines for 2nd dwi>gets away nigger lying make up made him drunk>judge cuck says life is hard enough for a black manyep, zogged n cucked
No.2500847
hol up if someone thinks my lifes hard then rules dont apply to me?
No.2500848
i want a bf
No.2500849
>>2500841hmm yeah after reviewing your case im sentencing you and your whole bloodline to death
No.2500851
>>2500838there are 2 big judge channels
chudjudge
heart of gold new england judge
fuck both those performative bitchniggas
LOCK IN
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_YBujPPl4O7j_yiA-mMcJZur8CusDeIW&si=-DyWDwAGYN-O-smM No.2500853
i keep eating this altoid mints like theyre candy
No.2500854
i used to do that in my younger days
No.2500855
>>2500851first video
>get in the car>get out of the cargiving me flashbacks to that simon says murder by that arizona cop in that hotel room the guy going like "crawl towards me" then he just shoots him
No.2500856
simon says make peace with your creator, scumbag *BLAM*
No.2500857
i just know some cowboy cop shooting me and not going to prison is how im gonna go out because im so terrified of that happening
No.2500858
no its crazy how easy the police are to deal with if you dont do things to make them shoot you
No.2500859
yeah like doing exactly what the cop says and then still getting shot unarmed and on your hands and knees in a hotel hallway right i can smell the boot on your breath lil fag
No.2500860
if you saw the video youd see it was totally unjustifiable the dickhead cop was just hopped up in adrenaline thinking he was going to be a hero because some random bystander called 911 thinking someone was aiming a gun out of the hotel
No.2500861
that vid was wild but youve used that anecdotal example twice so yea. that is what it is.
No.2500862
i used it as an example once and it was a good example perfectly illustrating that anyone can be shot by a cop if he decides he wants to kill you even if you're literally on your hands and knees and had done everything he asked you to fucking dickhead bootlicker
No.2500863
you hand them your id and they dont do anything except for that 1 time.
its crazy how good it works
No.2500865
>>2500864how do i ask for this haircut
No.2500866
just show him the picture you look really gay so they probably won't care
No.2500867
>>2500865ask if they can make it come out like wings at the bottom and then get ready to repeat that again cuz theyll ask what you said
No.2500868
you gotta be one of those zesty niggas that doesnt just go to a barber.
you gotta make an appointment to see a woman or a gay man
and you bring your little photo
No.2500869
i save money by just buzzing my own hair with my dads old buzzer thing
No.2500870
how do people on a diet watch mukbangs im seeing thumbnails of fucking food and my mouth is watering thats too much temptation i need to watch desert cams or something
No.2500871
how do people watch mukbangs period
No.2500872
periodtt
No.2500874
one of us should get into mukbangs and tell us the inside scoop
No.2500875
stop watching LAME ASS RETARDED FOODTUBER FAGGOTS
BEARDED FAGGOTS
MUKBANG FAGGOTS
and your alg doesnt give them to you
No.2500876
wonder if i hug-rape a gook if she'll think of me as a darling brute and fall in love with me or if she'll be disgustipated and scream
No.2500878
okay im back with acgf…
No.2500879
nigga shut yo lyin bitch ass up
No.2500880
are you gonna make lumberjack love to her
No.2500882
lumberjack sex sounds nice
No.2500883
it sounds like stinky balls to me as a non gaybro.
do you gaybros like stinky balls?
like do reeking balls make you all horned up?
No.2500884
*places down a proxy rax*
No.2500885
gayweed probably loves the smell of ballstank lol
No.2500886
>>2500883shut up gay freak
No.2500887
at the mansion i will waft my reeking ballstank at that guy
No.2500888
my balls are pretty stunk up rn myself
No.2500889
they dont understand the things i eat for dinner
No.2500890
oh sweet im fast posting today
No.2500891
toot please let me fastpost too i forget what its even like
No.2500892
no need to rub it in hon
No.2500895
yooo the guy who was mean to tin was in that asmongold edited out vid
https://www.twitch.tv/quin69/clip/BelovedJollyKoupreyAMPEnergyCherry-a5BrcdwJtZiWcz0Vi dont know why that matters i just saw the face
No.2500897
he wasnt mean to tin he outright owned his ass
No.2500898
yo that means we're all less than 4 degrees of separation from asmon himself lol
No.2500899
the new doom game looks ridiculous
No.2500900
were basically members of the elites
No.2500901
still havent played nu-doom
No.2500903
i played doom 3 but i havent played nunudoom
No.2500905
nudooms are a romp
No.2500906
i dont consider doom 3 to be nu-doom cuz carmack worked on that one that's a canon doom
No.2500908
the newest nu-doom looks really stupid with all the press x to awesome and parry bullshit
No.2500909
bomb japan
No.2500910
>>2500908DSP made it seem that way, i need to see the game played without him tainting it
No.2500911
>>2500910check civvie's playthru
No.2500913
>>2500906what do you think about rage
No.2500916
>>2500913the car game? never played it i think of it as something best forgotten about like daikatana
No.2500917
remember those gook school kids holding up signs that said shit like
>be happy! ^__^
and then one nigga with glasses had one that was like
>japan must remember its crimes
or some shit lol
No.2500918
glasses niggas always be bein negative n shit
No.2500923
we should become gigolos in japan
No.2500924
>>2500917theyre in my dokdo folder
No.2500925
takeshima*
No.2500927
4.5 hour larry vickers interview just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rV6f3IanZw No.2500930
r/popeye must be poppin off today
No.2500932
these youtube chat rankings freak me out desu
No.2500933
kinda crazy how popeye was created by the elites to brainwash kids into eating feminizing canned spinach that was filled with ungodly amounts of mystery chemicals
No.2500934
the elites are so devious v__v
No.2500937
>>2500936 what posting with gaycel be like
No.2500938
grok is this true
No.2500939
im korg
No.2500940
crazy how All trademarks, copyrights, comments, and images on this page are owned by and are the responsibility of their respective parties.
No.2500941
ive literally never been to a party
not even once
i was born a loser and ill die one its just how it is
No.2500942
we gotta go back to the club
No.2500943
i went to my first party a couple of weeks ago
No.2500944
>>2500941i can post a frog for you if that will help
No.2500945
my most anticipated video games of 2026?
skywind
skyblivion
skyrim ue5 remake
skyrim 2
No.2500946
what about bloodborne 2
No.2500947
never played bb1
No.2500952
yadayo
No.2500953
r word r word r word r word r word r word r word r word r word
No.2500955
open
ads
close
sorry man
No.2500956
>>2500954BASED COMM MEMBER WHO STREAMS
YOU ARE SO COOL
THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF ZII BASICALLY
No.2500957
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP
No.2500958
leave sickzii alone
No.2500959
>>2500954asmongold mogs this guy
No.2500960
why do our streamers all play as girls in video games
No.2500964
gleep play league
No.2500965
>>2500964gleep told me that one of the bot spammers posted league shit and was annoying with that so he says fuck you and fuck league forever
it is what it is
No.2500967
that wasnt a real league poster man you got false flagged
No.2500968
>>2500967oh i know but it reminded me how our leagueposter had unhinged banned from 4chan energy and it gave me the ick
No.2500969
i mean gleepy said that
No.2500970
>>2500966we need to get skinny bbls
No.2500971
is that ab oy?
No.2500972
we should all play league together (arams)
No.2500973
pwned
No.2500976
who is this retardmaxx fella
No.2500977
maths test next tues x__x
No.2500978
make sure your surgeon is male because a girl surgeon will make you girl pretty
No.2500979
spelunky looks too hard
No.2500981
i wonder if the arabs actually make any money out of sponsoring stuff ever
No.2500982
>>2500981they get
connections No.2500983
i dont think they care its like how america gets free money by printing it they get free money by pumping out oil
No.2500984
i mean arabs sponsoring sc2 is 200% a loss, but someone there probably likes the game enough to convince them to do so…
No.2500985
>prize pool $700K
literally thousandth of a penny for salman
No.2500986
i hated israel before it was cool
No.2500987
>>2500984its just for easy matchfixing bro
No.2500991
>>2500988i skipped 7 hours of asmon.
is it good or bad
No.2500992
im getting old enough that i start thinking about buying a porsche 996 with a manual transmission
No.2500993
if you can afford the porsche it probably has problems you cant handle or want
No.2500994
if you can stomach watching the bald bastard you have brain damage
No.2500995
lil bro hitting his midlife crisis early 🤣
No.2500997
there were those old porsches no one liked that you could get for under 1k bet they are super expensive now
No.2500998
my new touy has been delivered
No.2500999
>>2500998FUCK YOU
WHAT IS IT
(I DIDNT WANT TO ASK WHAT IT WAS)
No.2501000
redownloaded a gacha and lets just say i got a character and their weapon in 1 10 pull each i might stick around im easily tricked like that
No.2501001
>>2500999lets just say it goes up my butt
No.2501002
that could be anything
No.2501003
were picky in what goes up our butts
No.2501004
i beseech you to remove the toy from your butt
No.2501005
those toys we put in our asses are supposed to be in the trash
No.2501008
why his son look like zii with glasses
No.2501010
>>2501009hooooooooooooooog riders!
No.2501012
>>2500999im not home yet but ill post ap ic when i get home
No.2501013
ooh look at me i leave the house i'm such a big deal ooh ooh
No.2501014
crazy how destiny is already getting mogged by his son
No.2501016
onesixtwo club
that's where i want to be
(gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
posting on onesixtwo club
No.2501018
wtf why did i wake up so fuckin early!
No.2501021
>>2501018time to crump bro!
No.2501022
the first of his name
No.2501024
ugh gotta shave the neet beard today because theres a bunch of peanut butter stuck in it
No.2501025
>>2501023means nothing
i love gooks
No.2501026
sexual dimorphism is the root of all evil
No.2501028
laundry today…………………………………………
No.2501029
>>2501028and you know dads doing it for us even though were 34 years old!
No.2501030
weak tim episode today just imo
No.2501036
https://www.instagram.com/p/DESUGqmSEAf/guess ill give these 5 completely random insta gooks a follow to further my algorithm
No.2501038
need to dig my toenails out fr
No.2501039
gonna play some tropico
No.2501042
>>2501033thats a big croc
No.2501044
>>2501015we stopped charging our phones in bed while we sleep cuz it came out it was microwaving our brains bro!
No.2501046
i only have to charge my phone once a week
No.2501047
you guys need to step it up
No.2501052
grok make her pussy fat
No.2501054
clean
clean
No.2501055
aint no way barbie and oppenheimer was 2 years ago
No.2501056
>>2501055that sounds about right actually
No.2501058
i never saw oppenheimer
No.2501060
i turned it off after 30 minutes i didnt want to watch lil bro battle with his own brain
No.2501061
>>2501058i watched it on a plane through shitty earbuds and couldnt hear half the dialogue
No.2501065
>>2501063lmao crazy how accurate grok is
No.2501066
you think youve seen a film on an airplane?
get real
No.2501067
ive never been on a plane
No.2501068
really good films can still shine through on an airplane
first time i saw there will be blood was on a plane
No.2501069
its really scary
No.2501070
lil embryobro has no lived experiences, never been to a party, doesnt know how to drive, never had a job.
No.2501073
planes are a very 4/10 experience
No.2501076
what clothing do i wear in 50-60 degree weather
is that like shorts and a sweatshirt
No.2501077
having a wank mate
No.2501082
>>2501078i find niggers annoying so this is not enjoyable to watch but whats the problem here for norms
cultural appropriation? gooks acting like annoying niggers making them realize how annoying niggers are?
No.2501083
grow up
No.2501084
crazy how fatiguing niggers are
No.2501086
>>2501082the problem is theyre doing hip/hop rap music and dance constantly and watching that shit so theyre mindbrapped to gooknig without even considering
No.2501087
>>2501081yeah
>>2501082they don't have a big fanbase in gookland but their international fanbase which they depend on, mostly of blacks and latinos dropped them for appropriation and RACISM
No.2501088
>>2501083thank you grow up bro ive been missing you
tbqh i mostly posted that to see if you would respond ❤
No.2501089
genuality?
??
No.2501090
any more pics of bunnys fat pussy?
No.2501092
>>2501079this doesnt help at all man thats a huge range of attire
No.2501093
english is her first language she was born in hawaiʻi
No.2501095
>>2501094this isnt bunnys fat pussy :/
No.2501096
>>2501092i swear i looked through my pics and thought carefully when considering that pic and it indeed answers your question perfectly
No.2501097
>>2501095idk man not a w enjoyer
No.2501098
*imagines learning to play guitar and singing a heartfelt song to a room of people and they all love it*
ahh that's the stuff
No.2501101
>>2501098*imagines heckling you*
No.2501102
not a huge bunnys crotch guy
for me its her giant boobs
No.2501103
we got the champions league final in 20 bings!
No.2501105
1. her boobs
2. her ass
3. her tummy
4. her legs
5. her pits
i love em all
No.2501106
>>2501101*imagines crying*
*starts crying irl*
No.2501111
chess sucks balls!
No.2501113
we dem inter milan boomers
No.2501114
*covers my side of the chessboard in a fog of war*
No.2501115
ufc fight night
we gotta watch that its all we got
No.2501116
more like run
escape
No.2501117
just had an uncomfortably wide poo
No.2501118
more like run from my fiancee
No.2501119
>>2501064okay, im back.
today we got the criminally underrated and very prescient
tomorrow never dies about a rogue billionaire media mogul gone mad
(i.e. elon musk) and our favorite architect has to stop him. this has some of the coolest stunts in the entire franchise. it also features co-star michelle yeoh, who would later win an academy award for staring in our favorite film
everything everywhere all at once.
Tomorrow Never Dies>James Bond sets out to stop a media mogul's plan to induce a war between China and the United Kingdom.https://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplexhttps://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplex No.2501120
>>2501119cmon man the champions league final is on
No.2501121
oh no no no milanbros… not again
No.2501124
goofy ass anime bitch
you prolly a bad anime too
No.2501125
site was down for me for 10m and i got scared
No.2501126
is anime the plural of anime
No.2501128
love cookie dough but thats got too much going on
No.2501129
did anyone in the third era notf*ck almalexia lol
No.2501131
i love japan period
No.2501132
milanbros….
No.2501133
im not crazy for cookie dough im very level headed about it
No.2501136
ill keep it a buck fitty wit da one six 2 as usual, i love all ice creams that dont have nuts in it
No.2501137
>>2501135*restrains your for being to crazy over cookie dough*
No.2501138
>>2501137i can break these cuffs
No.2501139
ok off to the work mines now
No.2501140
>>2501122lol
>>2501120i don't watch golf man
No.2501141
>>2501137*dips my nuts in your ice cream*
No.2501142
maybe that's Craig actually therefore
No.2501143
saw two herons on my trail run this morning
and about 10 deer
and a possum
No.2501144
serral is pwning some noob toss rn
No.2501145
you need to cull your deer theyre getting out of control
No.2501146
they are getting a little uppity
No.2501147
>>2501141erm i said no peanuts
No.2501148
peanuts are good. other nut choices arent. actually
No.2501149
yeah well the peanuts I had last night tasted fucking awful
No.2501151
i like nuts just not in my fwozen tweats
No.2501152
these peanuts are making me thirsty
No.2501153
should i watch jersey shore
No.2501154
no
No.2501155
snooki…
No.2501156
>>2501153if youve never seen it, it was the peak realityslop of its day
it starts to fall off each season
floribama shore is surprisingly equally as "good"
No.2501157
but should you watch it in 2025?
imma say prolly not
No.2501159
he just likes that stream quality
No.2501160
we should invite them here.
more frens more better
No.2501161
he needs to say something racist unprompted to prove hes based and has that dawg in him
No.2501162
interbros not like this
No.2501164
inter miami is playing?
No.2501165
>>2501160+1
we should spam the link in asmongolds chat too
No.2501166
its truly the french century
No.2501167
ionter milami
No.2501171
back from my 2 hour nap
time to get my day going
No.2501172
fresh dunk? i think its time to make a meal so i can eat to this
No.2501173
>>2501119broooooooooooooooooooooooooo run it back i just woke up from my nap i wanna watch this
No.2501174
watch me pop it like a pro
No.2501175
lean with it rock with it
No.2501176
intermilanbros…. its ogre
No.2501178
>>2501177(come on man i dont wanna -1 you but you gotta do better)
No.2501179
was too hungry and inhaled my food without tasting it
No.2501181
in less than 8 hours itll be june!
No.2501182
>>2501179hungry hungry hippos?
No.2501183
hmm good point we gotta jerk off quick
No.2501184
8 mins? we got 8 hours left bro!
No.2501185
gyatt damn 5 months..
No.2501186
tonight's ufc card is SHIT
No.2501187
>>2501186post you are combat sports event you booked for tonight
No.2501188
this sucks man ive never been so full and hungry at the same time
No.2501189
this sucks man ive never been so full and hungry at the same time
No.2501190
that means were over 40% done with 2025!
No.2501191
you ever eat when you're super hungry and you stomach is growling while you eat
No.2501192
>>2501188we're big boys here
we go big boy potty
No.2501194
good thing i haven't wasted my 2025 like i did with the previous 11 years
No.2501195
year/date statisticianbro can you take a day off?
No.2501196
lil bro is only 12yo
No.2501197
>>2501195+1 getting seriously fatigued by his posts
No.2501198
they call me the calendar autist
No.2501200
i can tell some of you niggas are dehydrated
No.2501201
cat starring at me from the bathroom. like theres a demon in my house
No.2501203
oh no no no no we have a bong supremacist in the twitch chat
No.2501205
not a
fan of that
post
No.2501209
>>2500926>uh huh uh huhgook girls are so fucking cute man…
No.2501211
the flavor of the day has been obtained
No.2501212
NIGGER
No.2501213
>>2501210*pushes you down some stairs*
No.2501214
i hate being perceived as a girl but i dont correct people so as soon as they hear my voice i'm just a girl to them forever
No.2501218
>>2501216sometimes me on the left
sometimes, the right
No.2501220
>>2501216hope shes still alive…
No.2501221
>>2501220i was thinking how the teacher might not have said anything or told her parents lol.
also the little ghost of her in the pic is kyute
No.2501223
our bel'bros need to be shirtless at the mansion, thats a funny bit
No.2501224
life long interfan here,
this is a tough loss to swallow
No.2501225
more like a tough toss to swallow
No.2501226
yeah "funny"
pervert homo
No.2501227
>>2501221their little drawings are all so cute their minds are so cutecoded… sigh… bet it would be nice to be married to a cute korean girl instead of being lonely and 36 years old
No.2501228
i been tellin you guys its the french century
nothing can stop them right now
5-0 paris win
No.2501231
crazy how james bond got one chinese gf and never went back to wh*te girls
No.2501235
no time to be depressed i have to lock in and workout
No.2501236
ugh i have to go shopping tonight but i dont feel like it
No.2501237
wonder what it would be like to see a halo spartan in real life
No.2501238
>>2501233fucking snitch unc
No.2501241
https://www.twitch.tv/extraemilyman why are there so many niggers here
No.2501246
>>2501242probably fell asleep
No.2501247
>>2501243is it finally time to be free from this techno nightmare
No.2501251
>>2501249i mean youre a big guy, what about complete bond collections and only downloading the one you need
No.2501253
>>2501244if someone called me cheese i wouldnt mind
cheese is excellent
No.2501254
not all cheese
No.2501255
>>2501252amlitzer is such a tard
No.2501257
theres not many low tier cheeses
im struggling to think of a bad one right now
No.2501259
blue cheese is nasty
No.2501260
overly sharp chedders are a bit much
No.2501261
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzualright ill slide this one in the low tier but thats just because it has maggots in it
No.2501263
for me its smelly cheeses
No.2501265
>>2501259i agree and i just had a billion dollar idea: replace things that usually have blue cheese with feta
No.2501266
i need fat loss tips
No.2501267
i fuck with blue cheese
i fuck with feta
No.2501269
>>2501267for me its that feta is more consistant.
sometimes you get blue cheese thats weird
No.2501270
>>2501266just pop an ozempic bro
No.2501272
what kind of flower is that gaybros?
No.2501274
The flowers in the image appear to be lilies, likely white or pale yellow in color. The shape, with long petals that curve outward, is characteristic of lilies, often associated with elegance and purity in floral symbolism. I’m not “gaygrok,” though—I’m Grok, created by xAI!
No.2501275
lily
No.2501276
i knew without grok grokbitch
No.2501277
>>2501276why do you know about flowers
FAG
No.2501278
gleep whats cooler
ak47 or m16
cooler not better
No.2501279
NIGGER UNIVERSE
No.2501280
>>2501278the m16 is the blandest gun ever made
No.2501281
grow up
No.2501283
>>2501268planned bio attack
No.2501285
>>2501278gleepy said the ak.
the m16 was plastic garbage that jammed and a bunch of our dead troops in vietnam were found with jammed m16s.
he is unsure when the problem was fixed
No.2501287
lets euthanize wowbro
No.2501290
>>2501289stop it dude im gonna cum
No.2501291
all the good wowplayers talk about how mop was the greatest but idk man its kung fu panda
No.2501292
for the posters i hate the most i dont even touch upon it i hide my power level. all i ever do for wowbro is exclaim something about "wow in 2025 i dont understand that"
No.2501294
someone ask grok what the possibility of a solar flare knocking out the internet forever is
No.2501295
>>2501291bro its time to resub we got the 50% exp buff ready to save azeroth from garrosh hellscream in the siege of orgimmar!
No.2501296
>>2501291nobody says this its literally the point where the game turned into reddit marvel cringe slop
No.2501297
>>2501294The possibility of a solar flare knocking out the internet forever is extremely low, practically negligible. Here's a concise breakdown:
Solar Flare Impact: A severe solar flare, like a Carrington-level event (last seen in 1859), could disrupt the internet by damaging satellites, power grids, and undersea cables due to geomagnetic storms. However, "forever" is unrealistic because infrastructure can be repaired or rebuilt.
Likelihood: Major solar flares (X-class) occur roughly once every 11-year solar cycle. A Carrington-scale event is estimated to have a 1-2% chance per decade based on historical data. Even then, global internet collapse would require an unprecedented, perfectly targeted storm.
Damage Scope: Undersea cables, critical for global internet, are somewhat shielded by water but could face partial disruptions. Satellites and power grids are more vulnerable, but modern systems have redundancies and protections (e.g., Faraday cages, backup generators). Total, permanent failure would require simultaneous, catastrophic damage to all systems, which is highly improbable.
Recovery: Even in a worst-case scenario, repairs would likely restore most internet functionality within weeks to months. Humanity’s technological resilience and decentralized internet structure make permanent loss implausible.
Conclusion: While a solar flare could cause temporary outages (hours to weeks in extreme cases), the internet’s distributed nature and human ingenuity ensure it wouldn’t be "knocked out forever." The probability of such an apocalyptic outcome is effectively zero.
If you want specifics on mitigation strategies or historical solar events, let me know!
No.2501298
>>2501294the internet is all tubed out underwater its safe from the sun
No.2501299
*fires up wow*
im ready to save azeroth from garrosh hellscream in the siege of orgimmar
No.2501300
did we ever get the tusks of mannoroth to drop
No.2501301
no one ever asked
No.2501302
https://www.twitch.tv/asianbunnyxbunnybros were eatin good tonight
No.2501304
>>2501303bless you my son
No.2501306
sometimes i fire up wow and forget im even a real person
No.2501307
do you think there are any non lesbian softball players
No.2501308
>>2501307i heard watching womans softball was good gooning and you can see their puffy vagoos
No.2501309
>>2501306you arent a real person
hope this helps
No.2501310
>>2501297curtis yarivn's brotherhood actually gave us the redpill that the only reason the carrington event did anything back then was because of the way telegraph wires worked and if something like that happened again itd be a nothingburger
https://yarchive.net/blog/carrington-event/ No.2501311
brother* idk how hood got in there
No.2501313
WHEN I PLAY WOW THATS THE REAL ME
No.2501314
you can take gleepy out of the hood but you cant take the hood out of gleepy
No.2501315
heil hitler man for real man
No.2501316
A growing number of incels ("involuntary celibates") are using their ideology as an excuse for not working or studying - known as NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training). These "Blackpilled" incels are generally more nihilistic and reject the Redpill notion of alpha-male masculinity.
No.2501317
um yea this is an idealogical choice it isnt because im a depfuck
No.2501318
i have ideologically decided to not have s*x in the past 4 months…
No.2501319
>>2501315i was just opening the thread to say how that got stuck in my head again after finally getting it out of my head
No.2501320
>>2501296i said good wow players not classic fetal alcohol syndrome players
all the world first raiders say its the best
No.2501323
name isekais that werent pieces of shit
No.2501324
this new asmon video is so philosophical
No.2501327
some very basic but invaluable life advice is just to never drink soda
No.2501328
i fucking love soda tho man
No.2501329
can i drink scalding hot water and burn my mouth over and over again to build a tolerance for hot foods
No.2501330
im so bored im dying here
No.2501331
>>2501244there is this meme that white people smell like cheese/milk in korea
No.2501332
rule number 1: have rich parents
No.2501333
>>2501329hold on let me check
No.2501334
ive been burning the fuck out of my mouth with the air fryer man
No.2501335
white people are crazy as hell they out here frying air like cmon now
No.2501336
you are air frying your mouth?
No.2501337
white people fry air
asians fry in the air
that ones for the 3 digit iq'ers in the comm lol
No.2501338
we got niggas here rolling 3 deep?
*wheezes*
ain't no way
No.2501339
racism isnt funny youd know this if you were truly highq (thats a play on words us high iqers like to use)
No.2501340
toot i dont feel so good
No.2501341
low iq, high iq, all i know about is bbq ya know what im sayin? (lil somehting for the 2 digiters in the comm)
No.2501343
nice no sound clip
No.2501344
>>2501320>all the world first raiders>aka all the people who skip 99.99% of the game and the things normal people do so they can isolate themselves and repeat the same raids over and over again for months on endya their opinion is totally worthwhile lol
No.2501345
>>2501342i can hear this webm man
No.2501346
>>2501329yeah i did this with tea
No.2501348
i remember when i got world first
No.2501353
ate a bunch of chicken with my dad
No.2501354
34 year old man with no job
34 year old man with no job
No.2501357
>>2501349stupid fuck needs to shave his neck holy shit
No.2501358
>>2501344have fun picking herbs and rping lol
No.2501359
ugly fucks with asian gfs make me sad but it also gives me hope
No.2501360
i get that hairy back of the neck thing too
No.2501361
UFC prelims
girlfight
gih?
https://strikeout.im/ufc/1/ufc-fight-night-prelims-streamit will eventually not be a girl fight
No.2501362
im not watching a foidfight man
No.2501363
>>2501359theres a slight "arr rook same" that goes both ways and softens and makes you ignore the minor ugly features someone of the same race would notice and fixate on
No.2501364
we only watch e-sports like diablo 2 speedruns
No.2501365
oh great the ufc sports matches are on where its girls and 140 pound noodle armed spics and niggers "fighting" and getting stood up right away the second they go to the ground! cant wait to watch harambe al'alwal'i vs nigga jones black for the super featherweight title!
No.2501366
wish jerma was streaming right now
No.2501370
>>2501368isnt he getting divorceraped rn
No.2501371
>>2501363wish someone would look past my flaws and see the real me…
No.2501373
hes 72??
No.2501374
>>2501368we're all gonna live to 120 easily because of his research
No.2501376
im 60 in wow
No.2501377
the real me is a wow playing animal
No.2501378
thats most definitely whats up toobs
>>2501368cobes is 34
No.2501381
sadness
anger
joy
yeah i experience it all on any given day
No.2501384
his weird shit isnt working lol
No.2501385
>>25013802023 was peak aesthetic
the other two are soulless
2023 is like a pure kino a24 movie vibe
No.2501386
show me one 84 year old that looks as good as he does
its clearly working
No.2501388
>>2501380from luka doncic to pad
No.2501390
>starts putting on makeup and coloring in his eyebrows
>wow bro he looks great now!
lol
No.2501391
how do i get grok to stop repeating shit