[ scv ]

/scv/ - scv

"starcraft" discussion
Name
Options
Subject
Comment
Flag
File
Embed
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1743461750902.jpg (267.43 KB, 2048x1152, 1743129133473296.jpg)

 No.2440591[Last 50 Posts]

 No.2440592

File: 1743461777053.jpg (83.29 KB, 1440x1800, 487324264_1785692645440086….jpg)

just end it already

 No.2440593

File: 1743461809991.png (269.39 KB, 716x499, 1739599124157997.png)


 No.2440594

miss pekoras april fools video is so uminekocoded

 No.2440595

File: 1743461917072.jpg (14.66 KB, 480x360, ted nelson 2.jpg)


 No.2440596

File: 1743461936443.jpg (183.2 KB, 1024x1536, Gm8p9bFbYAMH2K1.jpg)


 No.2440597

File: 1743461958237.jpg (242.57 KB, 1440x1800, 487662502_1786214022937971….jpg)

me having a dinner with my gook

 No.2440598

File: 1743462191198.jpg (110.59 KB, 1280x869, IMG_20190908_0009.jpg)


 No.2440599

File: 1743462414823.jpg (898.91 KB, 1440x1800, 487059265_1805491568658766….jpg)

no but she just wants to be raped simple as

 No.2440600

>>2440566
how are her tits so fucking small lol

 No.2440601

File: 1743462617579.jpg (285.96 KB, 1440x1080, 372674203_336141525419065_….jpg)

its monday night
and you know what we do on monday night

 No.2440602

if i was a girl id definitely wear a skirt ill tell you that much

 No.2440603

i just had a fucking heart attack

 No.2440604

>>2440603
hold up?

 No.2440605


 No.2440606


 No.2440607

>>2440601
spam ritualposts?

 No.2440608


 No.2440609

>>2440607
thats right muthafucka!!!!!!!

 No.2440610

>>2440603
did your son ask for new iphone? so sorry..

 No.2440611

Live verdict: Karl Jobst vs Billy Mitchell

 No.2440612

>>2440611
OK OK OK HOLY FUCK GET IN HERE

 No.2440613

my life is a ritual

 No.2440614

HOLY SHIT KARL JOBST WAS JUST SENTENCED TO DEATH AFTER BILLY MITCHELL ACTIVATED THE KONAMI CODE IRL

 No.2440615

lol

 No.2440616

insane listening to old fucks talk about donkey kong

 No.2440617

>>2440611
this old ahh boomer talmbout high scores in donkey kang

 No.2440618

>>2440613
yeah, a humiliation ritual

 No.2440619

File: 1743462901016.jpg (15.59 KB, 503x454, watame mind blown.jpg)

>>2440611
hoooooooooooooh boy

 No.2440620

oh no no no billybros this doesnt sound good for our guy

 No.2440621

wait hol up

 No.2440622

who is jobst

 No.2440623

aus is gay af sometimes

 No.2440624

STOP SPEAKIN ON DEAD NIGGAS

 No.2440625

>>2440622
hes the tfoot for billy mitchell

 No.2440626

oh no no no jobstbros its so over

 No.2440627


 No.2440628

>>2440626
>>2440620
>>2440619
>>2440614
>>2440612
what the fuck are you retards spamming about

 No.2440629

imagine how boring this boomer judge finds all that internet drama shot

 No.2440630

>>2440628
stop skipping our algs dumbass
this is like 2 years of algs youve been skipping

 No.2440631

billy fucking won

 No.2440632

can someone just kill billy mitchel already im tired of hearing about her

 No.2440633

billybros we are so fucking back

 No.2440634

guilty of hurting my feewings

 No.2440635

holy fuck karl jobst eternally btfo this is crazy

 No.2440636

the billy tf00t just got owned?

 No.2440637

hol up
we dem greatest gamer in history world record holder guiness recognized god gamer billy mitchell!

 No.2440638

>>2440636
hes getting fucking cooked to ashes

 No.2440639

so billy is the actual donkey kong champion?

 No.2440640

>>2440639
he IS donkey kong

 No.2440641

oh no no no karl jobst bros this is backfiring bigly
how long until our guy kys himself like apollo legend

 No.2440642

File: 1743463517947.jpg (8.84 KB, 286x34, Untitled.jpg)

*wheeze*

 No.2440643

>>2440642
Never.

 No.2440644

>>2440642
jobcels seething

 No.2440645

400k in damages LFG

 No.2440646

toon could beat billy mitchell

 No.2440647

holy fucking fuck
billybros we are redeemed

 No.2440648

File: 1743463669420.png (470.67 KB, 800x532, ClipboardImage.png)

>$350,000

ahahahahaha

 No.2440649

crazy how you can just sue the biggest autists and win 400k because they cant stop sperging out

 No.2440650

lol

 No.2440651

File: 1743463925353.jpg (266.86 KB, 960x1200, 487674741_1790103051915056….jpg)

who is billy taking down next

 No.2440652

hey billy i heard toon was talking shit about you

 No.2440653

wait karl jobst is being forced to pay 6 figs to the big bossman billy?

 No.2440654

you come at the king of kong you best not miss

 No.2440655

File: 1743464134083.png (935.61 KB, 1281x723, 1641655410911.png)


 No.2440656


 No.2440657

File: 1743464171909.png (29 KB, 882x214, ClipboardImage.png)

tf00t bros i dont feel so good…

 No.2440658

File: 1743464187394.jpeg (27.1 KB, 959x677, GnGLo7xWQAA2OQS.jpeg)


 No.2440659

ewon is too powerful

 No.2440660

god i want some beer

 No.2440661

>>2440651
holy shit its baby beetlejuice

 No.2440662

>>2440657
oh no no no

 No.2440663

billy and elon linked up?

 No.2440664

remember stalker shadow of chernobyl damn that game was sick

 No.2440665


 No.2440666

File: 1743464345478.png (1.15 MB, 1024x768, ClipboardImage.png)

>no

 No.2440667

>>2440666
this is perverse

 No.2440668

american free speech laws are so precious

 No.2440669

so what is this guy trying to do now
the judgement has been made
pay up karl

 No.2440670

how is billy mitchell so powerful

 No.2440671

billy still faked the record though right? the stick was the wrong color.
thats locked in and boonked right?

 No.2440672

>>2440671
bro do you wanna get sued or something

 No.2440673

Sunday
Monday
>you are now here
Tuesday

 No.2440674

>>2440673
truuuuuuuue

 No.2440675

yuroniggers really be living 5-6 hours ahead and think its ok

 No.2440676

File: 1743464636388.png (3.44 MB, 908x3780, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440677


 No.2440678

he really do be billys tfoot

 No.2440679

who was that internet detective that came here in the middle of his destiny investigation and

 No.2440680

>>2440679
oldmanlondre

 No.2440681

i hop on runescape
i game

 No.2440682

this judge kinda crazy for this tho

 No.2440683

well the trial was in australia those wackos think hurting feelings is defamation

 No.2440684

dsp needs to ditch this dx racer knock off and go back to the couch man

 No.2440685

>>2440683
aus/england/canada are so gay law-wise

 No.2440686

File: 1743464963256.png (1.06 MB, 1183x727, ClipboardImage.png)

hoo boy

 No.2440687

The case was never about cheating. Mitchell sued Karl regarding the comments he made about Apollo Legend's death.

oh
well

 No.2440688

>>2440686
i NEED that skin

 No.2440689

File: 1743465069602.png (1.56 MB, 1339x748, ClipboardImage.png)

wow

 No.2440690

File: 1743465094422.jpg (914.41 KB, 2730x4096, GCIoGBnbIAA2tkE.jpg)

wow ok fuck him motherfucker

 No.2440691


 No.2440692

>>2440690
yoooooo

 No.2440693

>>2440686
bro press that icon in the top left!

 No.2440694

>>2440691
meh ive seen these around since i was a kid

 No.2440695

>>2440694
how? it's new.

 No.2440696

>>2440694
wrong its new youve never seen it before

 No.2440697

>>2440686
im not buying it just for what they did to my main man mick gordon

 No.2440698


 No.2440699


 No.2440700

File: 1743465289477.jpg (83.09 KB, 640x853, 1743454296155269.jpg)

sleepy time

 No.2440701

>>2440700
its 8 at night man!

 No.2440702

>>2440700
thought that was some girl in the back with huge titties hanging out of her bra

 No.2440703

File: 1743465414136.jpg (289.29 KB, 1336x1065, GnXfh2abwAAFpQw.jpg)


 No.2440704

wanna go campingmode but i wake up at 1pm

 No.2440705

might try to make my own lao gan ma

 No.2440706

wonder what its like to be able to take a nap with nothing but a pillowcase covering you
meanwhile im so big i need an entire king sized blanket

 No.2440707

>>2440706
fat fuck

 No.2440708


 No.2440709

>>2440707
im just tall

 No.2440710

i slept on a bed with no sheets for years

 No.2440711

>>2440709
tall fuck

 No.2440712

>>2440710
unhinged behavior
how did you fall asleep

 No.2440713

its hot in dade

 No.2440714

>>2440666
>666
O_____O

 No.2440715

lol

 No.2440716

don't trust a toot never trust a toot don't trust cuz a toot won't trust me

 No.2440717

File: 1743466154025.jpg (223.3 KB, 960x720, 487821824_1790103050415056….jpg)


 No.2440718

i want a bf

 No.2440719

i hate a fuckin monday

 No.2440720

File: 1743466478153.jpg (372.28 KB, 600x848, 134347478771.jpg)

mondays am i right

 No.2440721

do normal people really go get haircuts all the time

 No.2440722

File: 1743466515733.webm (3.84 MB, 576x1024, 1743466231613197.webm)


 No.2440723

p to the izzayy n to the dizzo

 No.2440724

>>2440721
i go every 2 months

 No.2440725

people really schedule their hair cuts like appointments you think i can do that bitch 😭😭😭

 No.2440726

File: 1743466705464.jpg (646.06 KB, 3782x2127, F-DBQRJaoAAxURh.jpg)


 No.2440727

its gonna be really disappointing when jay z gets outed as a diddy

 No.2440728

File: 1743466772336.jpg (118.72 KB, 547x750, 139421448830.jpg)

i used to trim it 1/2 inch every 3 months or so but i stopped doing that too

 No.2440729

>>2440727
his diddling got deboonked

 No.2440730

i need to get a haircut….. mom said she wont cut it anymore…..

 No.2440731

File: 1743466868751.jpg (99.24 KB, 1080x951, GnUiiBCaAAAEb05.jpg)


 No.2440732

>>2440729
i dont buy it

 No.2440733

>>2440730
the fucks her problem

 No.2440734

i havent gotten a proper haircut in years

 No.2440735

big doggy

 No.2440736

File: 1743467234074.jpg (677.78 KB, 1440x1800, 470154368_608418571626501_….jpg)

gook marriage

 No.2440737

>>2440736
me top left

 No.2440738


 No.2440739

i never thought id say this in my life but you guys gook a little too much. maybe crank it down 1

 No.2440740

*starts stroking my cock while cutting my wrists at the same time*

 No.2440741

>>2440739
its not "guys" its 1 guy

 No.2440742

*that clown from the movie it voice*

down here were all gookers

 No.2440743

File: 1743467728925.jpg (274.85 KB, 1501x2048, 1742162475597.jpg)

going to stream bubblegum crisis in a bit! freebikes would have loved this…

https://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplex
https://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplex

 No.2440744

The country's top general has told the BBC the cash boost is urgently needed because he believes Russian aggression won't stop at Ukraine.

"We are threatened by Russia. We are threatened by Putin. We have to do whatever is needed to deter that," Gen Carsten Breuer says. He warns that Nato should be braced for a possible attack in as little as four years.

"It's not about how much time I need, it's much more about how much time Putin gives us to be prepared," the defence chief says bluntly. "And the sooner we are prepared the better."

do eurotards really believe that putin is about to invade western europe any day now?

 No.2440745

i really need to find a new comm this one is too far gone

 No.2440746

>>2440745
if you could you would but you cant so you wont

 No.2440747

gonna bring back teh

 No.2440748

im gonna get so fuckin drunk tonight its going to be awesome

 No.2440749

ive become much more eldrich in my mid 30s

 No.2440750

it would take decades of searching to find a better comm than this one
the only thing that can compete is schizotwitter but its not so much of a unified comm as random people posting wild sh fr

 No.2440751

IM SO FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2440752

File: 1743468073591.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.92 MB, 1080x1920, 313.webm)


 No.2440754

there are many comms but this one is mine

 No.2440755

it's up

 No.2440756

>>2440750
wish some of the twitter enjoyers kept it in their feed and not here

 No.2440757

File: 1743468208994.jpg (98.28 KB, 1280x1024, F6yaRRFb0AAr_2o.jpg)

>>2440743
starting now! other than that time freebikes streamed a couple episodes of this show i haven't seen it before.

 No.2440758

File: 1743468310423.png (524.23 KB, 653x680, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440759

File: 1743468332555.jpeg (608.93 KB, 1836x4080, y8KS1zV.jpeg)

the fact that a bag of chips can rip like this is a massive design flaw

 No.2440760

File: 1743468361550.png (336 KB, 584x743, ClipboardImage.png)

Wow
Incredible

 No.2440761

hol up we got lil grok?

 No.2440762

>>2440736
i would marry all but one of these (youll never guess which)

 No.2440763


 No.2440764

File: 1743468445014.png (170.8 KB, 360x359, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440765

File: 1743468465523.png (455.8 KB, 680x606, ClipboardImage.png)

ayo bruh im dead

 No.2440766


 No.2440767


 No.2440768

>>2440764
vivec clown pussay
vivec clown pussay

 No.2440769

File: 1743468816165.png (223.71 KB, 736x481, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440770

>>2440769
italicized bit doing some heavy lifting

 No.2440771

File: 1743468917133.jpg (55.23 KB, 456x456, 1736604605908622.jpg)

>>2440763
this is me every time one my students does something dumb lol. you can't even call them stupid anymore as that's offensive, ugh.

 No.2440772

>>2440771
whats something dumb that those lil gremlins do

 No.2440773


>>2440769
this has to be counting stuff like rent and electricity

mom and dad havent given me anything other than birthday gifts and christmas gifts as soon as i turned 18

 No.2440774

File: 1743469022776.jpeg (152.63 KB, 828x1015, 7wcymss4b2se1.jpeg)


 No.2440775

>>2440769
zers…

 No.2440776

File: 1743469075731.png (140.25 KB, 724x414, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440777

i feel bad for stupid people they were just born dumb and now it impacts everything they do in their entire lives

 No.2440778


 No.2440779

2hu and n2 linked up?

 No.2440780

File: 1743469259746.jpg (241.25 KB, 944x944, 1739891195462838.jpg)

>>2440772
use a sharpie on the dry erase board for one.

 No.2440781

april fools begins in 3 hours

*illidan voice*

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

 No.2440782

File: 1743469361980.png (2.09 MB, 1070x1313, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440783


 No.2440784

i think you can use lemon juice to remove permanent marker from stuff

 No.2440785

>>2440784
you just use the dry erase marker on top of the permanent marker and it removes it man cmon this is like 3rd grade level stuff

 No.2440786

dont be mad at me ive never been in a situation where i needed to know that i only use permanent marker on stuff where it needs to be there

 No.2440787


 No.2440788


 No.2440789

>>2440787
now let me check this out

 No.2440790

penny is in the kitchen cooking up some spicy spicy caliente

 No.2440791

File: 1743469869799.png (218.18 KB, 1170x1506, ClipboardImage.png)

erm, droid bros?

 No.2440792

File: 1743469966274.png (563.21 KB, 680x668, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440793


 No.2440794

"""""other"""""

 No.2440795

it's probably just poors and old people using a dumbphone

 No.2440796

>>2440791
its pretty simple to realize that this is because indian companies can manufacture their own android phones and they cant make their own apple phones so the more third world a country is and the more its reliant on its own internal industries instead of mega corporations organizing global exports/imports then theyre going to have higher android rates

 No.2440797

so here i am

 No.2440798

File: 1743470326896.png (4.01 MB, 1536x2048, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440799

File: 1743470341509.jpg (41.49 KB, 500x500, goatse.jpg)


 No.2440800

clean
















clean

 No.2440801

File: 1743470382385.png (447.67 KB, 720x429, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440802


 No.2440803

china has their own huawei operating system now right maybe its that

 No.2440804


 No.2440805

File: 1743470541327.png (328.18 KB, 446x500, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440806

toot let's ban nsfw imagery and curse words on this website

 No.2440807

>>2440806
huge +1

 No.2440808

The Minecraft movie is confirmed to have a tribute to late YouTuber Technoblade

 No.2440809

https://tryst.link/escort/karlabebe

yoooo this whore has a dxracer!

 No.2440810


 No.2440811

>>2440809
bro….

 No.2440812

File: 1743472114249.jpg (483.77 KB, 1080x1350, 487974189_1061331709190024….jpg)

michigan stand up!

 No.2440813

survivalbros and 'scape bros finna link up

 No.2440814


 No.2440815

>>2440814
the first minecra video ever…

 No.2440816

Touhou Heardle #384

🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

#TOUHEARDLE

https://touhou-ost-heardle.glitch.me

ez clap

 No.2440817

🌟 Immaculate Melee
Daily Puzzle - March 31st, 2025
Stocks Remaining: ⚾⚾⚾⚾
🟩 🟩 🟩
🟩 🟩 🟩
🟩 🟩 🟩
https://immaculatemelee.com

 No.2440818

lol

 No.2440819

File: 1743474670865.jpg (496.38 KB, 1536x2048, GeyGxEHXEAEKI9U.jpg)

IM GOING BALD

FUCK!!!!!!!!

 No.2440820

File: 1743474779016.png (894.98 KB, 1080x1890, ClipboardImage.png)

i like how hes pointing at the headline

 No.2440821


 No.2440822

>>2440814
now this is gay ming

 No.2440823

File: 1743475047126.jpg (44.15 KB, 600x450, 1648421086680.jpg)


 No.2440824

>>2440786
fuck you for that one

 No.2440825

>>2440820
i bet "sapped" here means "all money corporations made excluding worker wages"

 No.2440826

>>2440816
Touhou Heardle #384

🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

#TOUHEARDLE

https://touhou-ost-heardle.glitch.me


two freebies in a row?

 No.2440827

just realized we are the 1% of gookers

 No.2440828

the kinds of golem ass nigger slaves that watch shit like daily dose of internet piss me off literal npc zombie slop shit

 No.2440829

>>2440828
people complaining about that are half a tier above

 No.2440830

>>2440827
we're the elite of the elite of gookfreaks

 No.2440831

>>2440823
lol i have that exact box of siterone but it's a different color

 No.2440832

lol, it do be like dat tho

 No.2440833

minermikuheads gih

 No.2440834


 No.2440835

mom ate the leftover pizza
then went out and got another pizza

 No.2440836

gimme gimme gimme your love

 No.2440837


 No.2440838

File: 1743476853498.png (1.69 MB, 3000x3600, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440839

might rewatch the dnd movie

 No.2440840

File: 1743477201526.jpg (4.1 MB, 3300x3000, GkJ1Se7a4AAUs4U.jpg)


 No.2440841

>>2440837
i opened the thread thinking garfieldgarfieldgarfieldgarfield and you post this? wtf man

 No.2440842

File: 1743477323650.webp (43.72 KB, 450x495, hBtud_c298z0E9hKdUDi_dJZR….webp)

lol

 No.2440844


 No.2440845

no that was tarded

 No.2440846

File: 1743477630662.png (13.31 KB, 384x120, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440847

why were there so many furry shows in the 2000s

 No.2440848

File: 1743477669373.webp (68.46 KB, 640x660, ayy7wphqcpre1.webp)

lol

 No.2440849

>>2440846
rwhitepower was speaking truth here frfr

 No.2440850

>>2440847
such as?

 No.2440851


 No.2440852

lol jo jo killed with this one

 No.2440853

i gave chatgpt a selfie and told it to genderswap me and it gave me a beard and made me look more masculine

 No.2440854

roasted

 No.2440855

>>2440852
i was like o_o for most of that but then at the end i was like xD

 No.2440856


 No.2440857

File: 1743478225458.png (5.84 KB, 288x275, [www.glegle.gallery] 893.png)

a daring synthesis

 No.2440858


 No.2440859

>>2440839
which one?

 No.2440860

>>2440839
as a huge dnd/pf nerd it was actually pretty good

 No.2440861

File: 1743478553498.jpg (132 KB, 640x891, GnYkTjwWcAACS5w.jpg)


 No.2440862

>>2440859
the new one with chris pines and the woman from swat and the detective pikachu kid and the hilarious black paladin guy

 No.2440863

File: 1743478962429.png (44.99 KB, 1179x790, ClipboardImage.png)

woah grok wth

 No.2440864


 No.2440865

ai is telling me that i was raised in almost the exact worst way possible for me to be raised

 No.2440866

youre getting groomed retard

 No.2440867

lil bros giving his life data to the nwo fo free lmao

 No.2440868


 No.2440869


 No.2440870

its ok ai is saying that i can get better by moving my eyes around

 No.2440871

>>2440869
ayo dat bih tweekin

 No.2440872

>>2440869
now let me check this out

 No.2440873

File: 1743479336494.png (2.39 MB, 1443x1061, ClipboardImage.png)

jesus

 No.2440874

holy fuck shes nasty

 No.2440875


 No.2440876

nasty whores are just sitting in their room putting oil all over their ass

 No.2440877

we need to oil up

 No.2440878

who was that one street fighter guy that would oil himself up like that was his thing

 No.2440879

>>2440878
hakkan

 No.2440880

>>2440878
the rock

 No.2440881

File: 1743479812865.jpg (18.94 KB, 265x318, Gna44q9XAAAzsMG.jpg)


 No.2440882

is hakkan related to the blood god hakkar?

 No.2440883

jesus kills hitler jesus kills hitler

 No.2440884

hitler i hardly knewl her

 No.2440885

abldoauiefafdlabaoejoafdahiwoefewafdsaieieeuhfafoeapefjfopa;

 No.2440886

File: 1743480597628.mp4 (3.95 MB, 1743421868442292.mp4)


 No.2440887

>>2440886
*spins your exposed nerves around a fork like they're spaghetti*

 No.2440888

File: 1743480937216.jpg (18.98 KB, 458x52, Untitled.jpg)

O_o

 No.2440889

well well well its april fools :)

 No.2440890

ugh didnt eat dinner tonight

 No.2440891

>>2440890
gamers do this

 No.2440892

omg whats the 4chan april fools!

 No.2440893

yall remember 4channel miss that site like you wouldnt believe

 No.2440894

File: 1743481944198.png (144.54 KB, 1078x846, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440895

gonna go meet ac at the airport now..

 No.2440896

>>2440895
youre retarded as fuck man but godspeed and i hope you cum in her pussy

 No.2440897


 No.2440898

what the heck not cm

 No.2440899

were losing cute males

 No.2440900

im still here if any bfs are interested

 No.2440901

>>2440900
*sprays you with a hose*

 No.2440902

im not emotionally ready for a relationship

 No.2440903

im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard im a retard

 No.2440904

File: 1743483300917.png (464.8 KB, 640x581, 1743407118369103.png)


 No.2440905

>>2440904
why are the ponies so… you know

 No.2440906

so anthro

 No.2440907


 No.2440908

File: 1743486302102.png (1.19 MB, 1080x1942, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440909

hate the zoomerisms for 'problematic' words
graped
unalive
pdfile

 No.2440910

need a fucking burger fuck

 No.2440911

>>2440909
well the good folks here at nord vpn dont want to advertise in videos about RAPE so now what?
BITCH

 No.2440912

fuck nordvpn

 No.2440913

File: 1743487366489.png (189.93 KB, 320x350, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440914

the only zoomerism is watching so much youtube that you think its a paradigm shift in language when its just niggas bowing to advertisers

 No.2440915

april fool's :3

 No.2440916

youre supposed to say zoomers are talking like that and call me a retard

 No.2440917

“that’s mean” “you’re sick” mmm yeah? i’m so evil huh? say it. you love it. you love evil fucked up women. you want me to beat your ass the way your mom should have. i’m going to chew you up and spit you out.

 No.2440918

tummy punches milady?

 No.2440919

work soon :/

 No.2440920

ok the default settings on the ninja are garbage
i used "roast" for some potatoes it tried to do 375 for 15 minutes

i took em out 2 minutes early and they were starting to burn fuck!

 No.2440921

call it an air fryer please

 No.2440922

>>2440920
roasting is like broiling its high temps from 1 direction of course its going to cook things fast.
you need to stop burning shit im getting really sick of it.
how hard is it to check your food.
who failed you? you need to do better.

 No.2440923

>>2440922
it went from not cooked to burned in like 2 minutes man

 No.2440924

starting to think it's the spices i threw on that burned

 No.2440925

*scoffs*

 No.2440926

but why is minjis nose so big tho

 No.2440927

File: 1743489892501.jpg (59.14 KB, 1080x1350, 488264178_1805672334827771….jpg)


 No.2440928

i went to work today
entertain me niggers

 No.2440929

>>2440920
come on bro thats like trusting the microwave time

 No.2440930

>>2440927
whats wrong with her face

 No.2440931

>>2440928
*smears some shit on your lip*

 No.2440932

just found out kindness is a heavenly virtue :/

 No.2440933

why is that :/

 No.2440934

>>2440920
you know you can just took out the air fryer pan to see how its cooked or even (its actually recommended) turn the meat to the other side and then put it back in so its even on both sides, right?

 No.2440935

im unkind :/

 No.2440936

i think youre kind
kind of ugly lol

 No.2440937

its crazy how much astral punishment bad luck and spiritual pain i can take

 No.2440938

*turns the other cheek*

 No.2440939

gonno sue mom for flipping the ugliest man in town until i was born and took his title

 No.2440940

im on day 2 of my air fryer and the issue ive noticed is i cant get the spices to stick to my potatoes even though i rub the chopped potatoes down in oil i didnt have this problem in the oven
it is nice though to get it cooked in 10 minutes though

 No.2440941

dey spice not qwon stick if cookem so fast

 No.2440942

>>2440939
the rigning, defending champ…

 No.2440943

3 am ceiling stare

 No.2440944

>>2440939
your dads uggo?

 No.2440945

why are all three of you staring?

 No.2440946

>>2440940
the best thing about air fryer for me is that i don't have to clean dishes every time i gook something.
you can just put those oven papers or whatever they're called in it so nothing falls down and that's it.

 No.2440947

you should glegle search "how to air fry" and then type the food youre gonna air fry

 No.2440948

just ask grok

 No.2440949

just ask gronk*

 No.2440950

the urge to add these $2 chips a hoy to my grocery order but i must resist its just junk food

 No.2440951

any classy gamers here

 No.2440952

i was just thinking about airfrying and the gangstalkers posted about it :/

 No.2440953

when i was unboxing my air fryer a couple days ago it was kinda funny they had this tape on there that said "DO NOT ADD OIL TO THE BASKET THIS IS NOT A DEEP FRYER"

wonder why that got put on there lol

 No.2440954

i just wanna make hash browns in it
when i make hash browns in a pan they soak up like 50 gallons of oil

 No.2440955

File: 1743491528365.jpg (230.19 KB, 1347x907, Untitled.jpg)

hol up the norwood reaper got thrall?

 No.2440956

lol

 No.2440957

just get hasbrowns at the local 'fast place m8

 No.2440958

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Underground_Comedy_Movie

someone stream this i remember seeing an infomercial for this in the 90s

 No.2440959

>>2440951
waddup

 No.2440960

File: 1743492528678.jpg (143.57 KB, 1307x445, Untitled.jpg)

kinda crazy its been destiny for 20 years for our hair to look like this

 No.2440961

orcs wouldnt know when to shave it clean. there'd be a bunch of cobes lookin' orcs

 No.2440962

File: 1743492819755.jpg (23.9 KB, 323x375, Capture.JPG)


 No.2440963

how do i turn my passion for gooks into a lucrative career

 No.2440964

penis enlargement surgery and shot porns

 No.2440965

File: 1743494491435.jpg (21.12 KB, 680x304, FyRcW7OaUAAIFBT.jpg)

AND IM THINKIN
WHILE IM THINKIN!!!!!

 No.2440966

been doin a lot of soul searchin lately

 No.2440967

im doing some skol searching
*looks under the bed*
and there it is

 No.2440968

wish i was doing some seoul searching for my korean wife

 No.2440969

id rather a busan girl

 No.2440970

bro you don't want a seoul girl

 No.2440971

kinda crazy how normalized hallucinating has gotten for me ill be surprised for like 1 second then ill just think oh whatever its probably a hallucination

 No.2440972

you guys don't get to choose a girl you want, just be happy if you'll get a single chance

 No.2440973

yall fat fucks

 No.2440974

>>2440971
youre on the loose wig

 No.2440975


 No.2440976

how many people can play at once?

 No.2440977

>holotoddler shit

 No.2440978

>>2440976
16, but maybe there are mods to increase it

 No.2440979

>>2440977
shouldnt you be working zii

 No.2440980

IM 34 YEARS OLD MAN I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS YEARS AGO

 No.2440981

idk whats worse
company forcing their content creators to play games they dont want
or toddlers who will unironically watch anything

 No.2440982

hmm *thinks*

 No.2440983

i got news for you pal zii isnt the only person who hates holoshit

 No.2440984

>>2440980
did you do something about it?

 No.2440985

>>2440979
not zii

 No.2440986

>>2440980
well you see…the economic situation and all…

 No.2440987

your future wife is waiting for you on the plains of kandahar

 No.2440988

>>2440972
guys get to choose

 No.2440989

i think i actually would want a seoul girl but one from the shitty side burrows she'll still have the street smarts of a seoul chick but she wont be as stuck up

 No.2440990

>>2440988
good looking guys get to choose.
me and you? nop

 No.2440991

trump is high-key buggin

 No.2440992

mom says im handsome though

 No.2440993

File: 1743498011799.jpg (8.74 KB, 262x206, 1624210413717.jpg)


 No.2440994

when mom dies i get a cool 250k from her life insurance
eat up fatass

 No.2440995

>>2440994
i dont think it works like that kid.
you get if she dies of an accident.
you will only get money she has in the bank account.
and if she has brothers or sisters they will get that money as well.

 No.2440996

lil bro thinks he gets the whole thing

 No.2440997

is he gonna accidentally his mom

 No.2440998

lil bro just figured it out he will need to get a job oh no no no
did you think every person gets 250k when their parents die?

 No.2440999

File: 1743499984297.jpg (333.09 KB, 740x800, 1408347979651.jpg)


 No.2441000

is that ai or is she fishing his mom >>2440994

 No.2441001

he planned his whole future thinking hes getting moms insurance money lmao

 No.2441002

everyone knows how insurance works because of insurance classes in high school

 No.2441003

guess who just cracked open a 'ster after lunch

 No.2441004


 No.2441005

>>2441004
HAHA ZOOMERS
arent they like 20 or something?

 No.2441006

claude debussy

 No.2441007

hate when people hit around 27 and suddenly start doin the "oh look at me im so old and out of touch" bit like biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

 No.2441008

someones atrabilious today…

 No.2441009

no one knows what that means you goddamn nerd

 No.2441010

fr he tryna cast harry potter spells on us

 No.2441011

thats one of the humors its the cynical one the critic from rattatouille would be atrabulous

 No.2441012

cant understand people who watch holos
whats the appeal?

 No.2441013

>>2441011
this is such a gleep natty off the dome post

 No.2441014

doesnt talk with chat
screams
bad gameplay
bad video quality
avatar takes 30% of the screen
cant understand shit
baby games

 No.2441015

File: 1743501751216.png (187.35 KB, 592x775, 1743015739484578.png)


 No.2441016

squad up nigga

 No.2441017

my opinions on this matter are 100 percent aligned with the dawgs

 No.2441018

go fuck yourself to vt board retard

 No.2441019

go f*ck yourself to the lil crybaby board ret*rd

 No.2441020

im already here

 No.2441021

crazy how the macross 7 mc is john lennon

 No.2441022


 No.2441023

File: 1743503945311.png (197.86 KB, 594x523, ClipboardImage.png)

what did he do…

 No.2441024

didddy didit

 No.2441025

>Blizzard Reportedly Receiving New StarCraft Game Pitches From Well-Known Korean Developers

gonna be a disaster

 No.2441026

what the epic blizzard april fools

 No.2441027

they announced mop classic as their early april fools prank already

 No.2441028

File: 1743504632424.jpg (782.2 KB, 1920x1080, ka.jpg)

>>2441021 (You)

 No.2441029

File: 1743504705048.jpg (107.23 KB, 900x477, 1704485831480852.jpg)


 No.2441030

petrov wasnt a chud

 No.2441031

File: 1743504753411.png (1.35 MB, 735x961, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2441032

>>2441031
he looks like a human version of rigby from regular show

 No.2441033

Mickey.17.2025.1080p.WebRip.X264.COLLECTiVE

 No.2441034


 No.2441035

>>2441034
that joke flew right over larry king's head

 No.2441036

i hate that guy

 No.2441037

ugh woke up with a big pimple on my chin

 No.2441038

its ok
its not like youre planning to leave the house in the next year or two

 No.2441039

yea but still

 No.2441040

oh
fantastic baby

 No.2441041

papaya

 No.2441042

nigga ass here
ho ho ho and a merry april fools

 No.2441043

oh my skibidi ohio sigma riz
its up

 No.2441044

File: 1743509178788.png (359.29 KB, 1907x943, ClipboardImage.png)

wot

 No.2441045

lil bro woke up and was like hell yeah finna hop on the fag boards

 No.2441046

>>2441044
they should do this to every weeb and anime board on 4ch

 No.2441047

LOL YOU FELL FOR IT XD
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2441048

>>2441045
don't call me lil bro

 No.2441049

File: 1743509659092.png (810.21 KB, 1923x1080, Screenshot_20250401-071339….png)

yooooooooooo

 No.2441050

YOOOO A RANDOM ARTIST MADE A NEW .PNG MODEL???? HUGE????????

 No.2441051


 No.2441052

File: 1743510099086.jpg (116.07 KB, 640x800, a1b347e953.jpg)


 No.2441053

when you cant watch movies, play games or jo, what are you doing when youre in front of pc?

 No.2441054

>>2441053
learning skills
studying
reading books

 No.2441055

save pictures of gooks

 No.2441056

thanku you asumon gordu

 No.2441057

>>2441054
stop lying

 No.2441058

File: 1743510344235.jpg (9.03 KB, 192x186, 601.jpg)


 No.2441059


 No.2441060

im bored out of my mind but i can only use phone
what to do

 No.2441061

save pictures of gooks

 No.2441062

File: 1743511221488.jpg (172.71 KB, 1080x1350, 488526017_1826620361827425….jpg)

climbergook gf

 No.2441063

>>2441060
read faggot

 No.2441064

ive never used an umbrella

 No.2441065

why did i stop climbing, man… maybe i could have found a climbgf, but instead i gained 8kg

 No.2441066

fat fucking retard

 No.2441067


 No.2441068

162 comm…
so supportive and helpful…

 No.2441069

i cant help it im an incel

 No.2441070

im trying to be more humble pride is my greatest sin
that and sloth
and lust
and greed…
well, anyway

 No.2441071

dont like this live2d miko

 No.2441072

climbing sounds way too hard

 No.2441073

its really fun
i wish i had a friend to climb with

 No.2441074

im not strong enough to climb i cant even do a push up

 No.2441075

climber bf

 No.2441076

climbings a good skill to have to imagine youre about to r*pe some prime gook and she climbs up a friggin wall leaving you standing on the ground like a retard

 No.2441077

i wouldnt want to climb cuz id be scared of falling and either dying or becoming fucked up

 No.2441078

a coward dies a thousand deaths a climber dies but once

 No.2441079

or they dont die and just get their back snapped by the rope when they fall and live their lives with hella back problems

i know two different dads that that happened to im not risking it

 No.2441080

theyll still die eventually man

 No.2441082

lets see ill take a climbergook a yogagook a bodybuildergook a runnergook but i think the jackpot for me would be a pilatesgook

 No.2441083

>>2441082
Robert dear, I find it uncredible that a young child at 11, a baby at best, claims he stopped recognizing his dad as dad?????????????? That's just a big lie don't you think Robert???????

How does an 11 year old child know how to discredit and mock his dad??????

Regarding the sabotage statement I do believe Gjert said it out of spite. Anybody would especially those that pertains to an intimate relationship like between family members and spouses. It doesn't necessarily mean Gjert would actually do it and even then do what sort of sabotage???????????????????????

It's a harmless threat, a empty statement, and Jakob knows that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't believe he is making a big fuss about it??????????????? No wonder he couldn't handle it when current 1500m GOAT Josh Kerr criticized him for lacking manners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that's because he couldn't handle a harmless statement from his own dad saying he would sabotage his training!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for the playstation, Jakob doesn't see that Hicham El Triple Love Guerrouj had no playstation, no women, no sex, no alcohol, no drugs, no TV, indeed no friggin anthropogenic electricity and RF before he was anointed the GOAT runner. Gjert sees that, sees El G's rite of passage into friggin GREATNESS and wants the same for Jakob hence not allowing him to expose himself to playstation and all its attendant harmful consequences!!!!!!!!!!

Jakob is wrong on all 3 fronts, dear Robert and yet he still dares to take up an accusation in court against Gjert?????????? I'm just shocked……………..

 No.2441084


 No.2441085

climbers are weird skinny freaks

 No.2441086

athazagoraphobia

 No.2441087

*remembers literally anything about my life*
*starts screaming*

 No.2441088

dont think just exist

 No.2441089

hooo boy

 No.2441090

do people really iron their clothes

 No.2441091

i need to learn how to iron clothes idk how it works

 No.2441092

only honkeys with fancy ass jobs

 No.2441093

>>2441085
that's good for a girl

 No.2441094

ive never worn an ironed shirt in my life im on that thug nigga shit

 No.2441095

>>2441085
they're not skinny lol, they're masculine.
the absolute worst are joggers, they look like they'll crack in half

 No.2441096

im a skinny boy but i need to be skinnier

 No.2441097

any good april fools jokes today

 No.2441098

>>2441097
nothing ever happens

 No.2441099

worst physiques for women: swimmer, crossfitter, powershitter, serious runner, swimmer, any guy team team sporter

best physiques for women: ballerina, pilatier, yogi, casual runner

 No.2441100

>>2441097
i'm a funny and attractive guy

 No.2441101


 No.2441102

world of warcraft

is a feeling

 No.2441103

no its not man its a world it says so right there in the title!

 No.2441104

i'm a psychic medium. i have legitimate abilities i'm not kidding

 No.2441105

crazy how azeroth is a flat earth

 No.2441106

>>2441101
how can you listen to this shit man

 No.2441107

well im a psychic large

 No.2441108

i saw sargeras stab azeroth in a cutscene man it looked pretty globe like

 No.2441109

>>2441099
its actually pole vaulter

 No.2441110

>>2441106
you gotta click play if its not autoplaying

 No.2441111

File: 1743514080156.gif (1.69 MB, 640x492, 1714451569017573.gif)


 No.2441112

File: 1743514136479.png (206.62 KB, 570x450, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2441113

>>2441101
*opens stream*
*sees mori*
*closes stream*

 No.2441114


 No.2441115


 No.2441116

feeling the itch to pump it up

 No.2441117

i could go for a fizzywizzy poppin bubbly drink rn

 No.2441118

holy shit jerma played inzoi

 No.2441119

im having people over

 No.2441120

i heard inzoi isnt a real game yet

 No.2441121

are you gonna have a spread

 No.2441122

dad gets this frozen mac and cheese sometimes that makes my mouth feel numbish

 No.2441123

File: 1743514895224.png (9.6 MB, 1920x3052, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2441124

pretty weird how some people are afraid of getting eaten and some people are aroused by it

 No.2441125

me? im indifferent about it

 No.2441126

its up

 No.2441127

stealing dads rum

 No.2441128

its easy to be indifferent until you are being eaten then you make a choice

 No.2441129

>>2441127
come on man

 No.2441130

if i was being eaten i think id just close my eyes and let it happen very zenlike

 No.2441131

thats what gazelles seem to do

 No.2441132

im alot like a prey animal

 No.2441133

under my umbrella
ella
ella
AY AY AY

 No.2441134

remember when all the kpop girls covered that 15 years ago

 No.2441135

15 years ago…

 No.2441136

15 years ago i was 29

 No.2441137

if i could go back 15 years id do alot different and i mean ALOT

 No.2441138

i feel like leap years should be more celebrated with like little folk festivals and fun traditions

 No.2441139

>>2441136
unc…

 No.2441140


 No.2441141

leap years are egg head shit the folks didnt bother with them fancy extra days the city boys talk about

 No.2441142

im 29 today

 No.2441143

alright i should try and nap now im an insomniac now i guess

 No.2441144

>>2441142
happy birthday man

 No.2441145


 No.2441146

its not my birthday im just 29

 No.2441147

rofl

 No.2441148

come on man

 No.2441149

april fools!

 No.2441150

is 29 too old to start twinkmaxxing

 No.2441151

>>2441142
lets have birthday sex :3

 No.2441152

can i come

 No.2441153

do not cum
-kamala harris

 No.2441154

im never going to find a bf im going to end up being thrown to the wolves (t4t polycule)

 No.2441155

this is crazy man

 No.2441156

>>2441155
Imagine being in a city alone and just seeing jimmy and his friends exploring

 No.2441157

im underage

 No.2441158

File: 1743517450331.webm (3.86 MB, 1280x720, 1743506044656825.webm)


 No.2441159

what happened to that hilarious podcast talk tuah

 No.2441160

toot, aaron?
front page

 No.2441161

she probably made so much money on the coin thing shes not gonna talk tuahs (to us) anymore

 No.2441162

File: 1743517747609.webm (3.68 MB, 880x508, tt.webm)

KONTENTSU

 No.2441163

in many ways im a lot like julius caesar

 No.2441164

cant wait to nuke the entire world as harriet tubman

 No.2441165

tubwoman

 No.2441166

>>2441160
hey good one smartass

 No.2441167

>>2441162
this is crazy

 No.2441168

crazy how jimmy is just using the suffering of zii's peoples for content

 No.2441169

new thread extremely soon. youre probably stranded

 No.2441170

File: 1743518948969.webm (3.58 MB, 1920x1080, 1743516969653035.webm)

switchie

 No.2441171

crazy that he has 24 audio tracks for one video

 No.2441172


 No.2441175

test

 No.2441176

icles

 No.2441177

girl u know u my world

 No.2441178

jerma doy doy doy

 No.2441179

i'm going to stop jacking to trannies and asian women

APRIL FOOLS!

 No.2441180

File: 1743521087732.png (1.13 MB, 1345x864, ClipboardImage.png)

hoo boy

 No.2441181

i wish humans had grabby monkey feet idk if id ever actually use them to grab stuff but it would be nice to have the option

 No.2441182

hol up pizza hut did it again?!

 No.2441183

File: 1743522712092.png (110.73 KB, 273x366, 1743521112533321.png)

>again

 No.2441184

File: 1743523278360.png (3.93 MB, 1448x2048, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2441186

ugh hate waking up this early

 No.2441187

File: 1743525363961.png (1.6 MB, 735x961, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2441188

man this 4chan april fools fucking sucks

 No.2441189

Doom: The Dark Ages Now Available on Battle.net Shop

yoooooo

 No.2441190

im going to play wow in 2025
APRIL FOOLS

 No.2441195


 No.2441196

what if mr beast posts here o_O

 No.2441200

new thread soon :)

 No.2441201

how soon

 No.2441202


 No.2441203

very

 No.2441205




[Return][Go to top] [Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ scv ]