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 No.2439969[Last 50 Posts]

>>2439968
+1 hoo boy i love me some rootin tootin cowboy shootin

 No.2439970

jerma fistful of frags stream was so goated

 No.2439971

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 No.2439972

guys hop on soldat

 No.2439973

canned tuna there's one probably none of you even heard of heh

 No.2439974

navy just showed me an ad with a super intelligent nigger on a nuclear sub and it actually made me NOT want to sign up more

 No.2439975

you gotta get in on hunt showdown its pretty much the best cowboy shooter people still play

 No.2439976

i tried some hunt and kept getting bodied by tryhard squads from across the map man

 No.2439977

it's so boring

 No.2439978

>>2439976
you gotta get good man!!

 No.2439979

>>2439978
i cant beat 3 guys alone! that shit sucks!

 No.2439980

>>2439979
pop sweeping strikes and start cleaving man!

 No.2439981

actually due to the nature of the game 1v3 is very much possible but you can also just use matchmaking teammates man

 No.2439982

its not just 1v3 its 1v3v3v33v3v3v3v3v3v333v3v3vmonsters

you cant take down the fatties with the loot alone not enough dps! it sucks!

 No.2439983

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its sunday night
and you know what we do on sunday night

 No.2439984

by god be tootin

 No.2439985

>>2439974
fns and navy linked up?

 No.2439986

>>2439983
have you ever had makgeolli that shit sucks

 No.2439987

the only good korean food are actually chinese or japanese food

 No.2439988

no jap food sucks fucking balls makgeolli just happens to be terrible

 No.2439989

china has some good food though

 No.2439990

i didnt mean all jap food i meant the korean food thats edible is japanese like donkas its just tonkatsu or gimbop thats basically just california rolls

 No.2439991

i got bored of hunt because you are just waiting for other people to take out the objectives and then you go and pop them before they take it

 No.2439992

are you too shy to queue for random teammates or something

 No.2439993

do koreans even think of that as korean food? i think thats seen as japanese
ok i dont actually care about this topic at all i just wanted to say makgeolli sucks

 No.2439994

okay first off even in a rando team you cant match the coordination and sweat of a tryhard 3 stack

 No.2439995

people are generally pretty talkative in hunt so coordinating with randos isn't the worst thing ever it's just that battle royale games are lame

 No.2439996

>people are talkative
im shy okay…

 No.2439997

what if it was chrono nigga and he was gen money niggaaaaa

 No.2439998

its not a battle royal actually its an extraction shooter tyvm

 No.2439999

a royale wit cheese

 No.2440000


 No.2440001

i want a bf

 No.2440002

its only a matter of time before the left does another summer of peace type shit i might try to get in on the looting this time the only problem is im like an hour away from the closest city thats big enough and black enough to have looting

 No.2440003

the regloss live feels so sad without miss ao

 No.2440004

sunday
monday

 No.2440005

chrono trigga…

 No.2440006

pickleball is cancelled

 No.2440007

funniest part about mlbs constant retarded rule changes is a guy can hit another guy in the fuckin face and the umps will be like nah you cant pull him hes gotta keep pitching

 No.2440008

i get to flush out my ears tonight i cant wait

 No.2440009

i hope your brain falls out of your ear

 No.2440010

we got a flusher

 No.2440011

well im a subhuman but at least my butt is squishy

 No.2440012

who will squish your butt

 No.2440013


 No.2440014

bigot hate groups arent "lol"

 No.2440015

im eating pepperoncini chips

 No.2440016

you gotta admit they're kinda lol

 No.2440017

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lol

 No.2440018

>>2440000
i dont think ive ever had insurance how do i get in on this

 No.2440019

dont get healed, ask for healing while im busy getting both supports by myself, get hit with a "womp womp" and attitude from both of them so i start playing behind everybody, never die again, but obviously we start losing and then once we do lose im hit with a MAUGA WTF like… its okay for them to not fulfill their role but when i also dont fulfill mine IM the problem? i hate this man

 No.2440020

overwatch seems like a really shitty game tbh

 No.2440021

JD Vance Sweetens Deal By Offering Statue Of Liberty To Greenland

 No.2440022

we should ramp up dei around here

 No.2440023

and by that i mean we need to get a lot more korean women here asap

 No.2440024

cant believe theres only 1 seeds in the final four

 No.2440025

i wouldnt mind more korean women around

 No.2440026

>>2440024
basketball is a solved game. the models used to determine seeding have been refined to a t. expect only 1 with the occasional 2 seed in the final four going forward.

 No.2440027

chess is solved, basketball is solved, what the heck do we do now

 No.2440028

sc2

 No.2440029

solve bw

 No.2440030

>>2440029
bw is solved; zerg is the best race. it's just that it requires apm too high for a human to pull off, so it's not really an issue.

 No.2440031

>>2440030
zerg is the best race but terran requires inhuman apm

 No.2440032

kill everyone who knows the solution the it will be unsolved

 No.2440033

we desperately need brain drain

 No.2440035

we know retard

 No.2440036

you can't drain what's already been drained

 No.2440038

holy moly this pricey scotch is crazy

 No.2440039

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>>2440037

 No.2440040

watching saint seiya eps

 No.2440041

did you guys see the last episode of common side effects hoo boy

 No.2440043

aw its over

 No.2440044

i should get wingstop tomorrow

 No.2440045


 No.2440046

can someone post the fresco with sweat pledge image
i never saved it like a retard

 No.2440047


 No.2440048

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 No.2440049

okay but why do missile guidence systems require perfectly round ball bearings in order to function

 No.2440050

it's alright

 No.2440051

those german boys who figured out how to aim rockets were mighty smart

 No.2440052

yeah but what are the spheres for that's like magic shit

 No.2440053

aiming is easy
its rocket thats rocket

 No.2440054

aiming seems like the hard part especially when youre trying to hit something hundreds or thousands of miles away

 No.2440055

while traveling at ludicrous speeds yourself

it almost sounds impossible really

 No.2440056

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 No.2440058

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

 No.2440059

whys the site so slow

 No.2440060

nothing to post about

 No.2440061

no i mean like when i was loading the page it took like 40s

 No.2440063

crazy that ice cream needs to have glued on plastic tops now cause black people kept licking them for social media

 No.2440064

dont know what those are quite frankly

 No.2440065

theres a new posy

 No.2440066

having freshly irrigated ears feels so good man its like im hearing in 4k

 No.2440067

is it the sons job to humbe his father i dont think my evil autistic father has been humbled before
do i have to humble him

 No.2440068

crazy less than half of american citizens have an ancestor who was present in the usa at the time of the civil war

 No.2440069

it wouldnt be crazy if you knew basic arithmetic

 No.2440071

it is kinda crazy that number should be way higher

 No.2440072

what would be crazy is if the number was 162

 No.2440073

what would be the significance of that

 No.2440074

everything
nothing

 No.2440075

crazy they teach mexican kids in american schools about the civil war like pedro cares about the beliefs, values, or sacrifices made by hundreds of thousands of men named john smith or william jones

 No.2440077

its crazier that tax payers waste money on public school at all but we need an excuse to charge retarded high property taxes

 No.2440078

>>2440074
almost the quote from kingdom of heaven

 No.2440079

its the opposite cause its the opposite

 No.2440080

when you start inverting things my mind immediately goes to satanism

 No.2440081

99% of jobs do not need the idiot doing it to have a high school education

 No.2440083

elite overproduction and luxury values will doom us all

 No.2440084

public school is just indoctrination it wasnt always communist flavored indoctrination but it has always had the purpose to make cogs with no efforts towards actual education

when you think about it one size fits all public education is an impossibility since everyone is different

 No.2440085

getting gangstalk psyoped into buying kevlar boots

 No.2440086

nicolas cage has married multiple asian women and i havent married even one yet

 No.2440087

my great grandfather adolf came over on a boat after the civil war

 No.2440088

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 No.2440089

i never knew my great grandfather

 No.2440090

i actually met one of my great grand fathers when i was a wee lad i dont remember him and he was like literally 100

 No.2440091

just saw longlegs wish more actors were interested in doing large performances aside from just nic

 No.2440092

wait no i just looked it up cuz i wasnt sure
adolph was born here in the states in the 1800s it must have been his dad that came over on the boat

 No.2440093

i knew my great grandmother she was a very sad person

 No.2440094

couldnt imagine being born before video games and the internet

 No.2440095

but you already experienced that in a past life

 No.2440096


 No.2440097

theyve got a snippet of a newspaper cutout talking about out how the town grieved when my great great grandfather passed lol

 No.2440098

>>2440096
woman dancing during myanmar coup energy

 No.2440099

does being jewish mean you have to believe that you are gods chosen people
are all jews jewish supremacists

 No.2440100

hey aaron can you give me the quick rundown on Bietigheim, Landkreis Ludwigsburg, Baden-Württemberg, Germany

 No.2440101

aaron explain the baader-meinhof phenomenon to me

 No.2440102


 No.2440104

got a new google voice number for texting prostitutes and the nigger who used this number gave it to his probation officer and im getting voice mails from him lol

 No.2440105


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 No.2440107

they call me the grown ass man whos about to watch mean girls

 No.2440108

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>got a new google voice number for texting prostitutes

 No.2440109

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 No.2440111

>>2440110
i dont know what im looking at man

 No.2440112


 No.2440113

we're gonna have a star wars moment when the emperor tells brown golems to execute order 76 and they start killing all white people for juadic communism

 No.2440114

>>2440112
nic cage killed it in this movie

 No.2440115

brown golems would never turn on they massas the elite will have to wait for elon musks optimus personal assistant robot to be in everyones home first

 No.2440116

i posted it cuz i want to die

 No.2440117

>>2440116
*slides you a dr. pepper*

 No.2440118

i do like dr peppers

 No.2440119

MOMMY!
DADDY!
QUEUE RANKED WITH ME!
AND SAVE ME FROM THE HELL OF LEAVERS!

 No.2440120

>>2440118
*slides back the dr. pepper*
*slides over some fruit gummies*

 No.2440121

if theyre in the shape of a tiny bear ill have them

 No.2440122

theyre in the shapes of the fruits theyre artificially flavored after

 No.2440123

that kinda cute…

 No.2440124

life of a nig

spend 6-19 idling, intelligence decreasing over time from brain rot, day dreaming about being a rapper or athelete, muttering irrelevant ebonics in extra core english special ed with fat white woman having no control

then reality hits, they're idling at mama's house as grown men getting told to get a fucking job. they have to work as burger flippers, shoe shiners, food delivers to whites. start abusing drugs to cope with reality after over a decade of day dreaming

late nig, many are arrested for fent or fights over basket ball. they get ass fucked in prison while their baby mamma is on ghetto gaggers. a few accept their lot and become succesful barbacue cooks, diversity hires, barbers, etc

 No.2440125

apparently i can do a whole chicken in the air fryer? aint no way man!

 No.2440126

women are so annoying

 No.2440127

ugh ikr
*rolls eyes*

 No.2440128

my niggers? they keep their head down and do good work around the plantation they ain't the sharpest tools in the shed now but they get 'er down and take pretty keen to my instructions

 No.2440129

grow up

 No.2440130

*stares at wall*
*meows for no reason*
*pounces on fat belly*
*makes autistic throat noise*

 No.2440131

need to start hurting myself again

 No.2440132

>>2440131
+1 i had gotten out of the habit of punching my head when i do stupid shit and fuck up but stopped when i had to explain a bruise to dad

 No.2440133

dads about to get owned on april fools day tomorrow

 No.2440134

started a new secret show its so openly racist against white people though

 No.2440135

your last secret show was gay man

 No.2440136

all shows are gay man

 No.2440137

modern shows that is

 No.2440138

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 No.2440139

went from $100 to $5
every time i long it goes down
every time i short it goes up

 No.2440140

my little wolfawawstweet…

 No.2440141

someone send me some eth i need to trade

 No.2440142

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 No.2440144

>>2440142
he gathered?

 No.2440145

we need to dig

 No.2440146

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 No.2440147

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 No.2440148

>>2440132
i only did it once impulsively but had the same experience because i went a bit overboard

 No.2440149

moogs is so determined

 No.2440150

*burps*
*rummages through an old bag of chips*
*pensively strokes chin*
hmm…yes….gpt make me lego batman in ghibli style

 No.2440151

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south korean fertility rate predictions vs actual
whew

 No.2440152

>>2440124
-1
gleepy messaged me on steam and said this isnt funny

 No.2440153

>>2440150
can you ghibli up some of the bigger pulitzer winning photos? (famous history meme pic=prolly won a pulitzer)
napalm girl, executed gook, etc

 No.2440154

gleep never messages me on steam he probably hates me

 No.2440155

cant do that bromigo

 No.2440156

that said i already saw a ghibli version of the executed vietnamese guy not the napalm girl tho

 No.2440157

ghiblispam

 No.2440158

>>2440156
prompting a naked underage girl takes some serious finesse

 No.2440159

the ghibli shit is so fucking gay

 No.2440160

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 No.2440161

whos that dude in the back thats supposed to be chris

 No.2440162

@nickmajora
11 minutes ago
Japanese government discussing an Asmongold video is freaking wild.

 No.2440163

maybe ill read higgycry like that one guy

 No.2440164

@Stan3I3
13 minutes ago
Mr. Asmongold ❌
Mr. Worldwide ✅

 No.2440165

@escotheg00n
13 minutes ago
Mr. ASMONGOLD
legendary gamer,
content creator,
steak enthusiast,
all american,
harbinger of peace.

 No.2440166


@Impalingthorn
1 minute ago
Something Asmongold haters are never going to understand is that the reason people like Asmongold is because he's JUST one of the boys.

Not because he is a "politicians".
Not because he is an "influencer".
DEFINITELY not because he is some sort of "alt right extremist" or someother.

It's because he's just a bro speaking his mind, not even always correctly per say. That's why him getting accolades from Japan matters. He's getting those commendations for having COMMON SENSE.

 No.2440167

its an asmonraid

 No.2440168

as woman bronze

 No.2440169

im honestly done with this board
fuck asmonspam fuck holospam fuck gookspam
cya in another life

 No.2440170

>>2440169
i hate it too but what can you do

 No.2440171

dont go ill miss you

 No.2440172

>he didnt say fuck aispam
you're trash good riddance

 No.2440173

>>2440170
i can leave
we had fun, i dont see the point of reading this board anymore

 No.2440174


 No.2440175

way to go asmonspammer

 No.2440176

fuck em i say

 No.2440177

some posts are annoying but dont happen enough to be spam to get brapped out on

 No.2440178

textspam

 No.2440179

File: 1743419077059.gif (745.22 KB, 500x678, 1742353985475787.gif)

mugi
monday

 No.2440180

>>2440179
is this ai

 No.2440181

yeah those hands look way off

 No.2440182

File: 1743419417327.png (596.43 KB, 1297x732, ClipboardImage.png)

actually we need more gookspam

 No.2440183

gookspam

 No.2440184

there really is no such thing as gookspam if you think about it

 No.2440185

*thinks about it*
ya know you're right

 No.2440186

i gotta take a fucking shit

 No.2440187

dont be so crass

 No.2440188

i think its interesting that one of the repeated criticisms of slavery among americans from the 18th and early 19th century was that the institution invited retribution from god

 No.2440189

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 No.2440191

>>2440190
he looks cool

 No.2440192

i want to tell him hes gooking the dream but i dont want to wait a million seconds

 No.2440193

would you rather
a- keep it a buck fiddy
or
b- cap

 No.2440194

im plarpin and plorpin

 No.2440195

>>2440162
>>2440164
>>2440165
>>2440166
huge +1 to all these

>>2440169
>>2440173
-1 to this honkey ass cracker

 No.2440196

more zoomer talk

 No.2440197

>>2440196
ayo bruh fr

 No.2440198

lol another blizzard dev thats a freak big surprise there
https://x.com/WesternKabuki/status/1906201503112511540

 No.2440199


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 No.2440202

>>2440040
i love the intro song but ive never watched the show

 No.2440203

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 No.2440204


>>2440203
it goes hard

 No.2440205

>>2440204
ive been listening to this on repeat for the last 2 weeks man i dont listen to that japanese weeaboo shit

 No.2440206

asmongold:
>greatest wow gamer to ever exist
>slays emiru and meowko poon every night
>the only man capable of owning elon musk
>famous enough to be acknowledged by the japanese government
>keeps millions of americans informed by covering the news
>brings families together
your favorite holo-idol:
>???
>sounds like a baby
>plays minecraft

 No.2440207

>>2440196
sybau
ong that clown hoe is chopped

 No.2440208

>>2440204
this goes pretty hard

 No.2440209

its crazy that, no i cant even say it. its too crazy

 No.2440210

>>2440206
my oshi is cute and thats all that matters

 No.2440211


 No.2440212

i wake up in the morniiin'
(yeah)
i got mr beast on my phone

 No.2440213

>>2440206
asmongoloid:
>stops streaming wow because people make fun of him for spending his life playing it but still being terrible
>stops streaming video games entirely when people make fun of him for being terrible at every game he tries

my favorite holo-idol:
>high ranked in overwatch and apex
>sounds like a smoker
>doesn't play minecraft

 No.2440214

File: 1743428016920.mp4 (2.95 MB, ibhb1n6mnwre1.mp4)

this is fucking huge

 No.2440215

jable dunks…

 No.2440216


 No.2440217

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 No.2440218

>>2440216
comm announcement:
i'm gonna be jacking to this tonight

 No.2440219

dont jo man thats your life essence youre just throwing away

 No.2440220

you guys fap to the lamest shit frfr

 No.2440221


 No.2440222

i want to go to bed but i feel like im gonna have diarrhea in an hour to hour and a half so whats the point ya know

 No.2440223

we can appreciate a 10 on 1 tap and a nice alinity joi
there is beauty in everything

 No.2440224

>>2440222
food poisoning? fat assery?

 No.2440225


 No.2440226

i think it was the 2 spoonfuls of lao gan ma

 No.2440227

c'mon man… i cook with at least 3 spoonfuls of that stuff daily
you're giving us mayo ass yt boys a bad name

 No.2440228

im trying to quit smoking its so hard

 No.2440229

how come a snake can eat an animal bigger than itself but i cant get a dick 3 inches down my throat without gagging

 No.2440230

because youre not a snake i think

 No.2440231

i should be

 No.2440232

because you don't want it enough

 No.2440233

>>2440227
i think its because i eat it straight up on an empty stomach

 No.2440235

>>2440234
huh

 No.2440237

>>2440233
do you mean you eat it straight from the jar?

 No.2440238

why are you in the vicinity of discord people

 No.2440240

a lot of buzz about this lao gan ma stuff. you dont see me eating it

 No.2440241

imagine being elons son and being able to have literaly whatever life you want because your dad is a bajillionaire and you can do anything and you decide to be an agp and troon out and move to canada and do an interview with hasan piker shittalking your rich bajillionaire dad

 No.2440242

>>2440213
he streams games every other day lil bro

 No.2440243

>>2440234
are you at the melee meetup

 No.2440245

i need to start jerking my pip with brown discord femboys again

 No.2440246

lol

 No.2440247

just bit my tongue chewing :/

 No.2440248

>>2440245
no you do not

 No.2440249

>>2440248
why the hell shouldnt i

 No.2440250

why brown

 No.2440252

white femboys are in scarce supply and theyre harder to get

 No.2440253

charli is not our girl after that whole kamala is brat thing and also brat sucking

 No.2440255

kamala is pretty brat

 No.2440256

im the number 1 angel here and i can say that brat was decidedly mid only being saved by some of the remixes being good

 No.2440257

File: 1743431378043.png (112.38 KB, 958x335, ClipboardImage.png)

hoo boy

 No.2440258

i hate you guys you never help me

 No.2440259

>>2440237
yeah man with a spoon

 No.2440260

>>2440257
i hope you enjoy your little bougie goy box while us real men use our thinkpads for work

 No.2440261

we work?

 No.2440262

>>2440259
c'mon man…

 No.2440263

>>2440261
hell nah

 No.2440264

hoppin' on the 'craft
it's time to mine

 No.2440265

I'm him.

 No.2440266

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 No.2440268

im never drinking again

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 No.2440270

>>2440268
hi never drinking again

 No.2440271

>>2440266
is that rose

 No.2440272

i'm going to try and make 'serving aigoo…' a thing

 No.2440273

>>2440257
you thought you ate with this post but you were serving aigoo…

 No.2440274

serving yagoo?

 No.2440275

your body my choice

 No.2440276

its over for women

 No.2440277

File: 1743434061347.webm (Spoiler Image, 4.92 MB, 1080x1804, 314.webm)


 No.2440278

im gay

 No.2440279

File: 1743434605882.webp (60.94 KB, 800x600, 6vtu3yi1bzre1.webp)


 No.2440280

is that needle in butt poster

 No.2440281

gmsm

 No.2440283

File: 1743436322594.png (725.21 KB, 749x725, ClipboardImage.png)

omo

 No.2440284


 No.2440285

good monday so monday

 No.2440287

it looks cool

 No.2440289

it makes you look bogged

 No.2440290

whats a buccal

 No.2440292

im black but i like talking to nazis without disclosing my identity and hearing them whine about non-whites

 No.2440293

nigger

 No.2440294

>>2440287
lol
this post

 No.2440295


 No.2440296

>>2440284
can't believe you clocked me like this

 No.2440297

File: 1743437989780.png (210.69 KB, 291x741, ClipboardImage.png)

oh no no no

 No.2440298

he looks cool

 No.2440299

>>2440000
ok how do we make quick bux

 No.2440300


 No.2440301

thanks for the late reply!

 No.2440302

>>2440266
thats one of the most insane things ive ever seen

 No.2440303

>>2440301
umm she didnt reply to anyone she just posted an alg

 No.2440304

File: 1743439887557.jpg (497.27 KB, 1080x1664, 1743433164496409.jpg)


 No.2440305

hate it when my calculator is made by a scrote

 No.2440306

>>2440304
youre getting mad at a troll post

 No.2440307

File: 1743440193124.png (298.58 KB, 480x651, image (45).png)


 No.2440308

>>2440307
whats the eta on this guy kys himself

 No.2440309


 No.2440310

File: 1743440280277.png (193.08 KB, 480x378, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2440308
never. he won.

 No.2440311

>>2440309
how is he wrong

 No.2440312

its crazy how after all these years the 2nd highest viewed video on the lsf mirror site is a sc2 clip

 No.2440313

>>2440309
what the fuck…

 No.2440314

File: 1743440431036.jpg (554.64 KB, 1310x681, 1743438926274234.jpg)


 No.2440315

ASSUMONGOOORUDOSAMA!

 No.2440316

lil bros really do be flying off the handle at troll posts

 No.2440317

theyre lieposts made on purpose i dont like them

 No.2440318

File: 1743440694493.mp4 (11.28 MB, 900089c32f381d4c54bdf864f2….mp4)

lol

 No.2440319

>>2440317
they don't exist if you dont look at them

 No.2440320

>>2440314
thank you so much mr asmongold

 No.2440321

god i FUCKING LOVE ASMONGOLD SO MUCH AAAAAAGHHH

 No.2440322

*hands u a grain of salt*
it's dangerous to go alone

 No.2440323

you never hear about that nigga fauci anymore

 No.2440324

asumonugordu-san

 No.2440325

BREAKING: Jennie's Phone Number Leak Sparks Privacy Concerns

On March 31, 2025, social media posts indicated that the phone number of Jennie, a member of the K-pop group BLACKPINK, may have been leaked. Fans expressed outrage and concern over the invasion of privacy, with some calling for action from Jennie's management, Odd Atelier. There were also suggestions that the leaked number might not be genuine, as some users speculated it could be a claim made for attention.

 No.2440326

give me the number i got a gook to call

 No.2440327

woke up at 1 in the afternoon but i can feel the nap coming

 No.2440328

someone leak eunbis number

 No.2440329


 No.2440330

sneed a boy to use my pussy as an ashtray

 No.2440331

hiiiiiiiiiiii

 No.2440332

its up

 No.2440333

File: 1743444056516.jpeg (118.87 KB, 990x675, qb68cupx11se1.jpeg)

Average age Europeans move out of their parents' home

 No.2440334

File: 1743444715559.jpg (531.01 KB, 2400x1080, 487374282_1022784759011709….jpg)

hol up we got wow on the switchie!

 No.2440335


 No.2440336

>>2440333
im never moving out of my parents place man they got free food here!

 No.2440337

and the best poster in the comm award goes to
asmonposter
and the runner up goes to
asmonposter number 2

 No.2440338

>>2440334
why would you buy that piece of trash and not a steam deck

 No.2440339

science based lifting

 No.2440340

I'm phone posting,!.
How do I scan QR code?

 No.2440341

how come a ton of posts just got deleted from the last 6 threads

 No.2440342

File: 1743445859304.png (14.87 KB, 508x152, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440343

>>2440341
those might have been mine

 No.2440344

damn this sounds good as hell

 No.2440345

File: 1743446356068.png (27.42 KB, 603x236, 1743445869321956.png)


 No.2440346

https://streamable.com/9tt97b

oh no no no (warning: wow post)

 No.2440347

its true. lithuanians are fucking ungrateful

 No.2440348

its up

 No.2440349

>>2440341
we live under a stasi state
its probably best not to ask questions or notice things

 No.2440350

gave a chubby asian lady my email today and she said "wow protonmail, i've never heard of that"
had to hit her with a "y-yeah haha it's pretty unique…"

 No.2440351

>>2440350
lol just use gmail man come on

 No.2440352

>just give google all your information
no thank you

 No.2440353

oh no not google seeing my amazon orders and steam purchases

 No.2440354

not sure how you know shes a chubby asian lady over email

 No.2440355

>>2440352
>my information
lil bro i have 20 gmail accounts and not one of them has my name on it

 No.2440356

*builds a profile on you through all your goysuming*
*uses it to sell to advertisers to sell you more goy toys*
and the cycle continues

 No.2440357

>>2440354
i was with her in person and she asked for my email address

>>2440355
they've shut a few of mines down before for no reason. i think it's because i'm on a vpn they just assume my traffic is malicious. the fine folks over at protonmail wouldn't do that to me

 No.2440358

i love goytoys

 No.2440359

File: 1743447892443.jpg (98.83 KB, 500x616, GnVI2v7XAAAhAFy.jpg)

we got gayweed at home

 No.2440360

speaking of goy toys. i just bought a specialized bike

 No.2440361

MTB?

 No.2440362

>>2440352
i have nothing to hide and nothing to fear
maybe you should try being a responsible well-doing upstanding citizen

 No.2440363

>>2440361
a hybrid. sirrus x 2.0

 No.2440364

>>2440356
bro if you just use adblock and dont click on ads then its like you're trolling google because theyre wasting all this time and compute power trying to track you and sell shit when you just dgaf

 No.2440365

>>2440362
when the big hack finally happens and all your deviant porno is laid bare before your peers enjoy explaining to them that the 10 on 1 tap goes wet puke edition was linked to you as a joke

 No.2440366

crazy how some of these vtubers always have the same bgm on so you kinda assume they cant hear it because it would be unbearable to listen to for 10 hours straight but then they start humming it

 No.2440367

>>2440365
i wouldnt really be particularly bothered having to explain that i get off to rimming furry asshole because ill be able to point to other people and be like "at least i dont eat shit or huff farts"

 No.2440368

thinking about getting one of these new volvos after this review tbh

 No.2440369

>>2440363
oooo fun

 No.2440370

*bashes your nigger head with a torpedo bat*

 No.2440371

>>2440369
when it arrives i'll post some pics

 No.2440372

>>2440370
you thought you ate with this post but your plate is full

 No.2440373


 No.2440374

File: 1743448508447.png (1.18 MB, 960x960, 1743209498497.png)


 No.2440375

twitch.tv/zackrawrr
twitch.tv/zackrawrr
twitch.tv/zackrawrr
twitch.tv/zackrawrr

 No.2440376


 No.2440377

https://kick.com/cutemeiling

heres your chinese wife bro!

 No.2440378

File: 1743448639846.png (2.15 MB, 1244x1041, ClipboardImage.png)

outta money gotta have roach soup tonight

 No.2440379

>>2440378
looking good gleep

 No.2440380

>>2440378
most fanciful meal in turkiye

 No.2440381


 No.2440382

its up

 No.2440383

>>2440381
hol tf'in phone
now THIS is up

 No.2440384

>>2440372
clock it

 No.2440385

File: 1743449191471.png (6.26 KB, 369x255, r.png)

weird run my heart rate just went straight up and higher than it normally does in the first 5 minutes and then stayed there with almost no drift

 No.2440386

>>2440385
you were probably thinking about pips

 No.2440387

File: 1743449502611.mp4 (2.46 MB, psyops u.mp4)

*gets zogged*

 No.2440388

>>2440385
covidiot

 No.2440389

im unvaxxed man it cant be covid

 No.2440390

>>2440387
the brady bunch was a comedy series you stupid retard nigger
its fiction

 No.2440391


 No.2440392

File: 1743449768521.jpg (135 KB, 1440x810, 9dfo7sv5rzre1.jpg)

yooo this special jap livery kawaii af

 No.2440393

car shit is so cringe

 No.2440394

every night gf just wants to do the same boring thing
bring home takeout
binge watch reruns of the office
and go to bed early

 No.2440395

File: 1743449993894.png (359.18 KB, 650x650, ClipboardImage.png)

this is huge

 No.2440396

hey can i get some reconstituted meat covered in orange stuff that isn't legally cheese
*winks*
i'm on a special diet

 No.2440397

>>2440396
a diet that is based on science so whats your point

 No.2440398

watchu talmbout

 No.2440399

>>2440396
looooooooool do 300 pounds retards really?

 No.2440400

File: 1743450397994.png (1.52 MB, 1596x689, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440401


 No.2440402

>>2440395
no lil bro, YOU are huge

 No.2440403

leave ketobro alone hes doing his best and things are rough

 No.2440404

>>2440283
is that emtf?

 No.2440405

*doesnt do best*
*fights to deny reality*

 No.2440406

I NEED THAT STUFFED CRUST DOMINOS PIZZA MAN!!!!!

 No.2440407


 No.2440408

File: 1743451114871.png (2.63 MB, 1080x1067, zogs u.png)


 No.2440409

*rolls eyes*

 No.2440410

stuffed crust is one of those things that sounds like a good idea and then you bite into it and it sucks ass

 No.2440411

>>2440410
yup and you gotta eat it all at once cuz its nasty the next day on god

 No.2440412

its not nasty when you heat it up an air fryer!

 No.2440413

File: 1743451695993.jpeg (75.75 KB, 1080x1336, miss-me-yet-jack-v0-wqzs1….jpeg)


 No.2440414

we dont have an air fryer man

 No.2440415

i have one but ive never used it because the microwave mogs

 No.2440416

microwaves really are goated

 No.2440417

ugh i ordered the large instead of the regular and now my tummy hurts

 No.2440418

prefer a real oven

 No.2440419

billion dollar idea: microwave metal shit

 No.2440420

im shootin so much cum i think im going to go blind

 No.2440421


 No.2440422

File: 1743452152404.jpg (41.89 KB, 441x501, 429190c5a9ec630da237e8b1f9….jpg)

>50 Man Anal Gangbang Part 1

 No.2440423

THIS ONES FOR ALL MY MEAN GOOKS!!!!!!

 No.2440424

talk tuah

 No.2440425

50 dicks in your anus in one day?
gaybros are lol'ing at those amateur numbers

 No.2440426

File: 1743452474856.jpg (2.14 MB, 3089x2048, GnWa4jraEAADE13.jpg)

gonna work out
fuck it if i get a headache again ill just thug it tf out

 No.2440427

File: 1743452544911.jpg (34.51 KB, 340x500, 1666024666222.jpg)


 No.2440428

randomly remembered that one guy that said he skips the last 4 mins of runaway when it rotated into my playlist
truly diabolical shit

 No.2440429

File: 1743452591821.jpg (168.47 KB, 1080x1440, GnX1oa4bEAAW6e-.jpg)

>>2440427
workout time motherfucker

 No.2440430

only workout im doing is working out how many hours im going to play world of warcraft today!

 No.2440431

zii should use the red-moon baby as his vtuber avatar and use a little gay baby pip squeak voice changer

 No.2440432

fuck that dude he doesnt even stream anymore

 No.2440433

File: 1743452751379.jpg (262.49 KB, 1293x2048, GnYhaIRWgAAS_Bm.jpg)


 No.2440434

why am i still subscribed to that hack

 No.2440435


 No.2440436


 No.2440437

bonbi is starting to look hot agian…

 No.2440438

she 100% lied about quitting ozempic so she can pretend she lost the fat herself

 No.2440439

>>2440438
bro she almost died on ozempic she had to get off it

 No.2440440

>>2440439
*hands you the 'believes women' award*

 No.2440441

>>2440436
whats up with all the little kid toys? this bitch gives me the ick

 No.2440442

bonbi just said shes been doing keto

 No.2440443


watching this was a waste of time but there is 1 good tazer plop worth watching
https://youtu.be/fdH0gqr_Nsw?t=203
close after homie goes logmode

 No.2440444


 No.2440445

4 wheelers seem kinda dangerous

 No.2440446

>>2440445
you shoulda seen three wheelers

 No.2440447

hol up
the big boys just landed in china?

 No.2440448

somebody make one of those "big niggas" videos but with bonbi

 No.2440449

File: 1743454120212.gif (3.57 MB, 374x508, https___t.co_eWQ4MxR33w_i ….gif)


 No.2440450

get the fuck out of my room im playing Taiko no Tatsujin

 No.2440451

File: 1743454660804.jpg (347.32 KB, 1536x2048, GnXrdWkbwAAToXd.jpg)


 No.2440452

woo im boutta make some eggs

 No.2440453

File: 1743454722419.jpg (53.5 KB, 700x644, 1587661361332.jpg)


 No.2440454

what about lightsydephil

 No.2440455

File: 1743454939918.jpg (922.87 KB, 2316x3065, GnXanmXbQAE25ya.jpg)

making eggs? i sleep
gookin eggs? i gook

 No.2440456

>>2440454
qui gon jin is kinda lsp

 No.2440457


 No.2440458

>>2440457
is this person a trooooonypip?

 No.2440459

>>2440458
theyre talking about eroguro anime so its a good bet

 No.2440460

the aint no way guy just made a pepsi flavored omelette

 No.2440461

File: 1743455721493.png (922.11 KB, 1080x1133, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440462

i thought he died man

 No.2440463


 No.2440464

>>2440461
im not ok with niggers playing anything except maybe orcs in lord of the rings and even then id prefer if they didnt

 No.2440465

File: 1743455834277.jpg (131.65 KB, 1440x1800, 1743452699471615.jpg)


 No.2440466

File: 1743455860139.jpg (87.34 KB, 680x936, 20250331_161646.jpg)

good mugi monday bros!

 No.2440467

File: 1743455885585.webm (3.93 MB, 1920x1080, 1743452848437922.webm)

kbro are you seeing this

 No.2440468

>>2440464
word we should make korean women play the orcs

 No.2440469

>>2440466
*roundhouse kicks mugi in the face*
booyah!

 No.2440470

Is keto a super power hack?

 No.2440471

ugh the unnecessarily violent guy is here..

 No.2440472

kbreak

 No.2440473

File: 1743456105588.webm (918.08 KB, 720x1280, 1743443077750968.webm)


 No.2440474

dumbass gook

 No.2440475

File: 1743456132739.png (40.6 KB, 994x241, ClipboardImage.png)

miga bros?

 No.2440476

>>2440473
wish a gook would sensually chew on my balls

 No.2440477

>considers

 No.2440478

File: 1743456271860.jpg (Spoiler Image, 48.74 KB, 507x900, 1742758298145250.jpg)


 No.2440479

File: 1743456474783.webm (3.88 MB, 1640x2000, 1743453787150152.webm)


 No.2440480

'cornheads you need the yellow salt

 No.2440481

>>2440480
we already figured this out years ago man

 No.2440482

im going through a rough patch

 No.2440483

kill me baby!

 No.2440484

plumberbros the shower is fucked
whole bottle of drano did nothing and the snake seems too weak to pull the clump out (one of the cheap shitty "zip tie with barbs" looking things)

 No.2440485

>>2440482
you gotta goon your way out
keep stroking until everything's good again

 No.2440486


 No.2440487


 No.2440488

File: 1743457510134.png (224 KB, 850x644, sample_ec4fb8e91e4d5bb5b89….png)


 No.2440489

first for haewons massive fucking head

 No.2440490

https://www.twitch.tv/stephen_wolfram
bro how is he STILL doing the cellular automata shit

 No.2440491

>>2440489
lol i cant unsee it now.

 No.2440492

>>2440488
this was so us back in 2008 on alternia

 No.2440493

last day at my parents… moved my ‘puter and a bunch of furniture to my condo..

 No.2440494

>>2440493
so proud of you babe

 No.2440495

>>2440480
why do they just give away their trade secrets to any random tard that walks in recording

 No.2440496


 No.2440497

>>2440492
wish karkat was real

 No.2440498

>>2440496
what the fucking fuck is that shit

 No.2440499

trump and kid are live

 No.2440500

>>2440496
you need a knife and fork for that shit

 No.2440501

File: 1743458980246.png (296.35 KB, 612x351, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2440502

oh shit our guy zack is live?

 No.2440503

of course the asmonfag is a lil phone bro

 No.2440504

i just feel bogged down. you know what i mean

 No.2440505

thats a sit down knife and fork za simple as

 No.2440506

File: 1743459144443.png (214.26 KB, 1565x377, Screenshot_20250331_181210.png)

>>2440503
lil bro you got baited

 No.2440507

the place is called a foccaceria meaning its based around foccacia bread.
that is some new weird 'zashit

 No.2440508

File: 1743459221779.jpg (495.36 KB, 2642x1954, GnH1Ru8bgAExfMA.jpg)


 No.2440509


 No.2440510

its up

 No.2440511

>>2440510
holy fuck!

 No.2440512

why is dave wearing a WHITECON shirt?

 No.2440513

>>2440503
dont let him doublebait you bro he doesnt even watch asmongold he just took that screenshot to make people mad
my precious little toy is so clever…

 No.2440514

"doesnt even watch asmongold" bro im in the stream right now

 No.2440515

>>2440512
he said thats why hes in nashville

 No.2440516

people just start "pop up" restaurants in their houses?

 No.2440517

>>2440516
no they dont

 No.2440518

File: 1743459385404.jpg (37.84 KB, 859x861, 1736987988364.jpg)

java-latest-openjdk

 No.2440519

they call em "mom n pop" places in america

 No.2440520

we're javaheads here

 No.2440521

File: 1743459453888.png (25.69 KB, 221x139, ClipboardImage.png)

holy fuck toon beat caves of qud?

 No.2440522

>>2440521
ok hol up this is huge

 No.2440523

toon i think you're so cool

 No.2440524

File: 1743459522031.png (2.11 MB, 1155x1440, ClipboardImage.png)

this is the slob you guys love watching the pizza reviews from? aint no way

 No.2440525

>>2440524
it was a fork and knife za man its not his fault

 No.2440526

>>2440521
i turned off the mods for once B)

 No.2440527

File: 1743459563304.png (380.31 KB, 682x311, ClipboardImage.png)

45 DOLLARS FOR THAT PIZZA? holy fuck

 No.2440528

>>2440527
this is what zoomer haircut za looks like

 No.2440529

File: 1743459623342.jpg (299.8 KB, 1536x1024, 1493121421925.jpg)

>>2440524
i hate him but i just chill and abide and hope the vid only gets posted 2 or 3 times…
it is what it is toobs

 No.2440530

we chill
we abide

 No.2440531

>>2440529
i would pee on her

 No.2440532

>>2440521
toot, banner

 No.2440533

this guy is going to make so much money off this fucking thing

 No.2440534

File: 1743459807729.jpg (160.75 KB, 2440x2440, 20250228_065153.jpg)

*logs onto 162*
what's up bros

 No.2440535

>>2440534
whats up NIGGER

 No.2440537

>>2440534
wheres the fucking blog man

 No.2440538

File: 1743459872918.png (264.16 KB, 540x640, akariiin.png)

>>2440521
honestly one of the best gaming experiences around big reccs on completing qud

 No.2440539

toon stream transporter 2 tonight

 No.2440540

File: 1743459908095.webm (3.12 MB, 1918x958, 1743459494714236.webm)


 No.2440541

>>2440538
how much did you cheat

 No.2440542

File: 1743459915251.jpg (1.13 MB, 1966x2621, 20250331_142351.jpg)

gleep here, my caretaker has been referring to me as "5bbb" all day today which im assuming stands for 5 burrito big boy

 No.2440543

>>2440533
chipotle is ass now bro

 No.2440544

>>2440540
correct

 No.2440545

>>2440542
looking good gleep

 No.2440546

looking good 5 burrito big boy

 No.2440547

bbb
reminds me of this timeless banger

 No.2440548

tadaima~

 No.2440549

we need to build momentum

 No.2440550

BRAVE SOUND

 No.2440551

ive basically just been shitting blood lately
this + migraines i might finally be dying

 No.2440552

File: 1743460048364.jpg (225.86 KB, 2046x1447, ErTgZBcVoAEKUWC.jpg)

>>2440541
i play with saves on and its a better game that way full stop
i will complete a legit permadeath run though…

 No.2440553

>>2440547
i like how the point in their dance is them grabbing their pussies

 No.2440554

>>2440550
DROP IT

 No.2440555

>>2440551
positive vibes..

 No.2440556

>>2440542
this is what we assume here

 No.2440557

i gotta stop telling people i hope they get cancer before karma totalbisuits my ass

 No.2440558

i fw dal shabet

 No.2440559

gookspam

 No.2440560

subins solo at the start of someone like you is so fucking peak its not even funny

 No.2440561

>>2440555
im just thugging it out man

 No.2440562

File: 1743460161949.png (332.28 KB, 800x451, Watamelon the Science Felo….png)

>>2440535
not much. still trying to decide what im going to stream this week.
>>2440537
i mean, not a whole lot happened? i did have to put more air in my tires, and that was a big pain in the butt. also, i got to bed late last night, so im really tired still.

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>>2440559
this is nothing man
not even 10% of our power

 No.2440564

not a whole lot happened he says

 No.2440565

thought that said i had to put more air in my ass

 No.2440566

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no but HOW is she still so fucking HUGE

 No.2440567

>>2440563
you should calm down 10%

 No.2440568

thought it was a blog about airfryers again

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 No.2440570

got everything done and beat dad home

 No.2440571

been watching a lot of bonnie blues vids lately
she fucked some midget on a podcast the other day which was pretty good

 No.2440572

i have so many april fools day posts to make

the next 24 hours is going to be hell for you retards
you are just pawns in my game

 No.2440573

cat has gone mole mode under my blankets

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 No.2440575

lol

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>>2440552
>i play with saves on

 No.2440578

roguelike? let me turn on my saves real quick

unhinged stuff from toonsnake, like always

 No.2440579

>>2440576
nice weathering the light rust looks super-realistic

 No.2440580

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*enters the searing gorge*

 No.2440581

roguelike? you mean feral druid?

 No.2440582

loonabros..

 No.2440583

>>2440493
big boy in the big city…

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>>2440561
go to the frickin doctor!

 No.2440586

nyanpasu~!

 No.2440587

puss-puss~

 No.2440588

new thread soon :)

 No.2440589

woah we have more than 600 replies in this thread wth

 No.2440590

what the heck



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