No.2839547
ugh i sneezed now my neck muscle is cramping
No.2839548
youre so weak and frail
*slaps your ass*
No.2839549
cramp in hell crampfuck
No.2839551
i heard theres a thing now where companies can see your whole work history so you cant lie about it anymore
No.2839552
you can still lie
No.2839553
i found out recently that when you use the chat with an agent over the web for customer support that they can see the message live not only after you press enter so whenever you pause to type or backspace to rephrase they see all of that and are judging you for it
No.2839554
>>2839553ive known that for a while its so they can get a jump on your question
No.2839555
>>2839551here they can always check your 'tax card' or whatever it's called in america, to see everywhere you've been employed so far.
idk if that's a thing in your country or not tho.
tax card shows where you've been employed every year and for how long
No.2839556
i dont like it because now chatbox support is just as scary as phone call support
No.2839557
so we just gotta say we were a streamer or a drug dealer to explain our giant work gap and they wont know were lying
No.2839558
well you see theres this place called azeroth
No.2839559
bit of a one hit wonder that asher roth
No.2839560
shake dat ass
No.2839561
>>2839557well, actually, i had to give my tax number to twitch so the government can tax me every time i want to withdraw money from the twitch.
so they can check that as well i guess.
you can always say you were a crypto trader at home
No.2839562
tax this
*unzips pants and starts doing the helicopter dick*
No.2839564
>>2838880+1
>>2838954>>2838955+1 ive been telling you bros to hop on the usps for years!
>>2839070i have to take my annual japanese blood test and ugh it's such a big hassle!
No.2839567
surely thats a booking aye
No.2839569
>>2839566celebrity deathmatch was not a very good show tbh
No.2839570
drunk girl asked me for my name and then said thats what she called her dildo
No.2839573
crazy how aaron just abandoned us
once a universally loved pillar of this comm
just gone without a single goodbye
No.2839575
you should link up with a dumpster
No.2839577
every godzilla movie they try to bomb him and it never works
No.2839580
7am neetfuck hops into bed
No.2839581
>>2839578lets go on an adventure
No.2839582
7am workfuck heads off to work
No.2839583
i remember realizing i would rather die than work
that was a huge moment for me
No.2839584
well no i dont want a job
No.2839586
why do you still act like this
No.2839589
is she retarded
No.2839592
how is there minus zero
are they really using ieee 754 floating point standard
whats next godzilla nan
No.2839593
what godzilla movie should i start with
No.2839595
the one where he steps on all these god damn buildings
No.2839596
>>2839593the one you are willing to stream for the comm