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 No.2799300[Last 50 Posts]

keeping it asian 2026

 No.2799301

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tomoko no!

 No.2799302

okay not gonna eat any more today except a few pretzels

 No.2799303

im such a lady but im dancing like a hoeeee

 No.2799304

bro aint no lady 💀

 No.2799305

im so buns

 No.2799306

ive napped 3 times today

 No.2799307

ive never been more chopped

 No.2799308

:D

 No.2799309

you guys are so chopped rn

 No.2799310

fuwiiiwensamaaaaaaa

 No.2799311

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 No.2799312

sometimes i like to queue quick play dps and instalock genji just to dunk on the qp dads

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>>2799312
how much do you have to play in this event to get the legendary boxes

 No.2799315

>>2799313
the snape part 😂😂😂😂😂 oh my god 💀💀💀

 No.2799316

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BETTER NOT BE MAKING POTIONS IN THERE BOY

 No.2799317

my wife recently left me

 No.2799318

>>2799314
idk i haven't played in a few weeks i didn even know there was an event

 No.2799319

>>2799317
when will she be back

 No.2799320

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…….hol up?

 No.2799321

what a dope ass title sequence

 No.2799322

its up

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>>2799319
when she digs herself out of the garden >:)

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lol

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>>2799323
girls that like gardening are green flags good job bro

 No.2799327

>>2799325
*wheeze*

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>>2799320
bro i set up 6 alchemists when the blue 232 rods were 4k gold and now theyre 14k!

 No.2799329

do you think destiny would have done those things to women if he had a daughter instead of a son

 No.2799330

>>2799321
lynch was cookin fr with this one

 No.2799331

hearing a lot of people are upset that this black lady said the r slur at the kevin hart roast

 No.2799332

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>>2799328
you gotta check different servers man

i check stormrage tichondrius illidan moon guard and area 52 and the prices vary wildly between them

 No.2799333

a destiny daughter would already be no contact

 No.2799334

>>2799332
oh shit i forgot you can just put gold in your warbound bank and take it out and put stuff in there

 No.2799335

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better not be decompiling in there big boy!!

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>>2799336
stop commenting.

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>>2799331
black ladies are way funnier than gooks thats for sure

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 No.2799340

youtube comments wont load
pajeet fucks *spits*

 No.2799341

cheapest ive seen the 232 coveralls was 1k each
232 hat was around 300g on moon guard i bought 10 of them
then the mixing rod ive never seen under 3k

 No.2799342

dads so retarded he asked me what i wanted to order from the seafood restaurant and its been 20 minutes and hes still trying to figure out how to put the order in

 No.2799343

>>2799341
omg ive been buying for like 2k/900/4k

 No.2799344

>>2799335
are you still on free

 No.2799345

>>2799344
$10 a month pop

 No.2799346

at least your dad orders food i havent had orded foods in years

 No.2799347

the coveralls i bought cost way less than 1k

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 No.2799350

dad canceled the order

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>>2799351
i would have sex with that girl

 No.2799353

>>2799351
shes so sexo

 No.2799354

>>2799352
>>2799353
check out kiwisunset

 No.2799355

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 No.2799356

check out boxxy

 No.2799357

List_of_English_translations_of_the_Divine_Comedy

gleep help theres like 100 of these to choose from

 No.2799358

gonna be real
the odyssey is mid as hell

 No.2799359

as a truechud i cant respect any of the chudgrifters male or female

 No.2799360

i havent read the illiad in a dunes age but i remember that book went hard af homer was cooking

 No.2799361

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 No.2799362

all ima say is if i was there in the illiad days that shit woulda gone differently

 No.2799363

illiad and odyssey are dope as hell

 No.2799364

no but homer was going insaneo mode

 No.2799365

we gotta do dante

 No.2799366

we already did dante bro

 No.2799367

in the original or a translation

 No.2799368

getting a lot of 'hollander' translation recs on my searches

 No.2799369

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new bunny set is kinda mid bros..

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>>2799369
you can see a lot of boob meat and fat thigh whats not to like

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>>2799370
i dunno its just not really getting me hard
imagine getting crushed between her thighs tho

 No.2799373

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Divine_Comedy_(Longfellow_1867)/Volume_1

hearing good things about the longfellow translation

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>>2799374
tone it down cabrone

 No.2799376

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>>2799372
thought the thing between her legs was a huge black dildo until i clicked

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>>2799377
that would be so cash money

 No.2799381

clean












































clean

 No.2799382

its up

 No.2799383

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>>2799384
yuros are so gay lmao

 No.2799386

>>2799383
ah yes,

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 No.2799388

someone link ufc plz

 No.2799389

yeah let me watch a non rogan ufc real quick

 No.2799390

more like peeufc am i right lol

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 No.2799392

good morning (6pm)

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 No.2799394

actually i have it on very good authority that it is now bed time

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 No.2799396

i set one of my alchs to lights potential and it kinda sucks because its 305 conc per craft instead of 162

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 No.2799399

anyone in the comm fuck with subnautica 2

 No.2799400

Early Access Game

Get instant access and start playing; get involved with this game as it develops.

 No.2799401

i fucking love early access

 No.2799402

thats it im buying subnotica 2

 No.2799403

cucknotica

 No.2799404

early access
season pass
cosmetic dlc
loot box

need em

 No.2799405

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>>2799402
stream it for the lads

 No.2799407

toon stream warcraft 3 custom games

 No.2799408

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woot!

 No.2799409

omg he hasnt read the negative reviews. all the buzz is negative
what have you done

 No.2799410

you guys love buying games youll play for 5 hours and quit

 No.2799411

dont friggin spoil it man im 6 hours into subnautica 1

 No.2799412

>>2799410
imagine paying for software

 No.2799413

my cock stays hard

 No.2799414

dont need to skeet

 No.2799415

File: 1778969950164.png (963.83 KB, 1741x814, ClipboardImage.png)

why can i only play as an asian or a black…

 No.2799416

the future is blasian chud

 No.2799417

triage lookin like a snack

 No.2799418

asians and blacks are the main underwater explorer races

 No.2799419

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 No.2799420

pbbh sandwich hits so hard after a nap

 No.2799421

its funny cuz most blacks cant swim and are scared of water

 No.2799422

>>2799419
dumbass toot

 No.2799423

annabros might wanna crank their heads to the side for this one

 No.2799424

where does that stereotype even come from every black guy ive known has known how to swim

 No.2799425

File: 1778970271858.jpg (37.21 KB, 274x329, Untitled.jpg)

BETTER NOT BE CRAFTING IN THERE BOY

 No.2799426

the only chinks ive ever sees swim are the ones that chinese government crisprs to cheat during the olympics

 No.2799427

peace be upon him sandwich

 No.2799428

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File: 1778970394367.png (4.17 MB, 2560x1440, ClipboardImage.png)

ok this is epic

 No.2799430

lil bro bought an early access raftlike?

 No.2799431

>>2799430
yeah man we bought subnautica 1 during early access too it was great

 No.2799432

reddit incarnate "exploration" game? miss me with that shi lil pup

 No.2799433

File: 1778970558317.jpg (57.24 KB, 432x626, Untitled.jpg)

14k in mats
so basically 140k in profit every 4 days

 No.2799434

bro busting his ass to make invisible ones and zeros instead of building up a mutual fund smh

 No.2799435

>>2799427
peanut butter banana honey man

 No.2799436

inside peanut butter outside jelly is kind of a fucked up sandwich when you think about it

 No.2799437

>>2799436
i think if you put it between bread it would be okay

 No.2799438

trying to distract myself from having an episode
i keep talking aloud to myself and having bad thoughts

 No.2799439

actual quality tips here for us abs bros

 No.2799440

>>2799438
crack open a beer

 No.2799441

you guys gotta try microwaving some grape jelly then smothering it on a banana then sprinkling it with sugar its *chefs kiss*

 No.2799442

>>2799438
whatever youre going through just remember karina got called jisoo and ignored and made fun of by paparazo at the met gala infront of millions

 No.2799443

>>2799440
i cant i work seven days a week for an asshole that wont let me have any time off because i ended up in a dead end job in the middle of nowhere and im reaching a breaking point

 No.2799444

File: 1778971068760.png (5.06 MB, 1600x2153, ClipboardImage.png)

susus getting fucked by more futa demons

 No.2799445

no shes not thats a drawing

 No.2799446

>>2799441
your belly is rotund

 No.2799447

i have a big belly i have a bald head i am old i am retarded and i am getting more retarded each and every day

 No.2799448

aint no way theres a master chef and a master chief

 No.2799449

girls with abs and freckles 😍😍😍😍

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 No.2799451

i ate so much im pregantmode i need something like light and acidic but i cant have anything more

 No.2799452

>>2799445
its scary_susu susu's 2d oc so yes its susu

 No.2799453

>>2799334
wait what you can just move gold cross server easily now?
most of my characters were on illidan because it actually had an economy

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 No.2799455

i swear the fucking oven pizza i eat isnt just 700 calories im always giga full it has to be atleast 1k

 No.2799456

its crazy ive been following ella on instagram since she was a little child and now shes a fully sexual adult woman

 No.2799457

i also just ate a pizza fresh out of my oven
we're like twins

 No.2799458

calories have a low correlation to fullness
two pounds of spinach is like 200 calories

 No.2799459

>>2799457
bro i ate mine hours ago and im still giga full theyre lying about these calories man

 No.2799460

>>2799456
its time to pack it up bud
log out

 No.2799461

i dont feel like this pizza was like brocolli man

 No.2799462

>>2799459
mine was red baron and it said 1320 cals and
well im pretty full

 No.2799463

>>2799462
mine was a tostino it says the full thing is like 700ish but its feeling very 1300 in my belly

 No.2799464

how many calories in a bag of marbles

 No.2799465

File: 1778971936004.png (30.52 KB, 320x387, ClipboardImage.png)

Just in

 No.2799466

>>2799465

brutal

 No.2799467

>>2799465
no we literally covered this skipper

 No.2799468

File: 1778972457668.png (137.19 KB, 320x387, ClipboardImage.png)

NEWS FLASH

 No.2799469

banger

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 No.2799471

survived the wedding it was pretty chill
i mainly talked to one coworker and some random family that just straight up adopted me and kept chatting with me
they had a daughter about my age that was smol and cute and we chatted about theater and random stuff a bit but i mainly chatted with mom and dad they are into flying planes and shooting guns
i dipped into the car when the "dance floor" shit was going on but other than that it was nice

 No.2799472

you just sat in your car?

 No.2799473

yeah i just sat in my car

 No.2799474

cars are nice to sit in

 No.2799475

i dont dance

 No.2799476

why didnt you dance with the cute daughter about your age…

 No.2799477

>>2799476
i thought about it for like a good second and then decided against it

 No.2799478

u_u

 No.2799479

the big max is about to drive

 No.2799480

did you look fly as hell

 No.2799481

you shouldve had some beer and danced with her

 No.2799482

whenever im at a wedding and the dancing part starts i head to the porch with the old heads to smoke cigarettes and keep drinking

 No.2799483

>>2799480
no my jacket was ugly and my shirt was oversized it wasnt a good look just adequate

 No.2799484

BREAKING : Xbox Is Apparently Rebranding to XBOX

us xchads are growing stronger… the sexy pajeeta is going to save us

 No.2799485

cuz hes a giant fag thats why

 No.2799486

>>2799482
smoking is such a get out of jail free card for social situations i wish i smoked

 No.2799487

what if you smoked for social situations

 No.2799488

i just saw a guy propose to an indian girl
i took a video of it cause it was cute but then i noticed they had one of those selfie monopods set up to film it already that i didnt see so now some weird guy holding his phone out is gonna be lurking in the background of their otherwise nice little proposal video

 No.2799489

they are just gonna ai your ass out bro its nbd

 No.2799490

watched one (1) single sopranos embed now my yt front page is radically altered forever

 No.2799491

>>2799488
you're such a creep dude

 No.2799492

CAUSE IM A CREEP!

 No.2799493

YEAH IM A GLEEPO

 No.2799494

ufcbros this fight is crazy

 No.2799495

how crazy

 No.2799496

this was a triumph

 No.2799497

a triumph of the will?

 No.2799498

a triomphe of d'arc

 No.2799499

so max verstappen is just gonna win the nurburgring huh

 No.2799500

Adam Schefter
Sources: Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers now have reached agreement on a one-year deal. Rodgers officially is reuniting with the Steelers and their new head coach Mike McCarthy for the 2026 season.

one last dance

 No.2799501

>>2799500
he needs another chip

 No.2799502

getting ads for adult diapers reminded me of you guys

 No.2799503

i remember i had to dress up for something once and i had to borrow dads dress pants and of course i looked terrible and this girls mom was like "you look……….. nice" and it haunts me to this day

 No.2799504

i remembered something i did once that was cringe but i forgot it just now

 No.2799505

>>2799503
she was checkin you out fr

 No.2799506

>>2799287
>removed by uploader
what was it?

 No.2799507

you dont have your own suit?

 No.2799508

>>2799504
those cringe flashbacks come and go
but boy do they sting

 No.2799509

File: 1778977224026.jpg (12.21 KB, 327x47, Untitled.jpg)

whos the potionfuck
im the potionfuck

 No.2799510

this nigga still playin wow 😂

 No.2799511

>>2799506
nuthin

 No.2799512

im gonna be such a wowfuck when classic+ comes out

 No.2799513

wow classic classic remix+

 No.2799514

https://x.com/i/status/2055456950540796137

lil pump bros, we got too cocky…

 No.2799515

lil pump fell off hard after d rose

 No.2799516

>>2799506
some fag doing fortnite jumps around the map and drinking blue armor pots then it ends with him landing on a guy and one shotting him

 No.2799517

File: 1778977587160.jpg (2.14 MB, 2817x4096, 20260516_212243.jpg)

wowfreak, japan

 No.2799518

last 1

 No.2799519

9 years……….

 No.2799520

rap shit is so gross

 No.2799521

i just fucked yo bitch
in some gucci flip flops

 No.2799522

lil pump was always ass

 No.2799523


 No.2799524

one six two
fulla bad bitches

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 No.2799526

oh shit thats narin she looked so bad with the red hair i thought it was some backup dancer jesus christ meovv not you too

 No.2799527

>>2799525
uma sneedo

 No.2799528

nasty whores just have a string rubbing on their asshole all day

 No.2799529

hol up here come dem sabers

 No.2799530

we love nasty whores here

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 No.2799532

youtube spinning da classics tonight

 No.2799533

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lamy on the telly

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 No.2799538

i love wamys wamys

 No.2799539

>>2799535
GIH ZII THEY'RE DOING LUCKY STAR

 No.2799540

miss cecilia has to be one of the top white girls on the planet rn
shes orderly and well behaved but she still got those pink flaps

 No.2799541

id like to wallop her pink velvet sausage wallet

 No.2799542

just had to throw a game cuz my team banned my hero

 No.2799543

if you pulled that shit in my game i would find your address and rape you in your bedroom

 No.2799544

*no one*
*literally no one*
Orange: MEOOOOOOOW RWAAAAAHOOO ruerrr….rhwaoooo RWHAOOOO *scratches furniture*

 No.2799545

>>2799543
if you ban your teammates guys then you wont get a chance cuz ill be killing you

 No.2799546

>>2799544
stimulate your pet fool hes bored

 No.2799547

>>2799543
reporting this to blizzard you're gonna get banned

 No.2799548

he can run from my water bottle and belt for stimulation. fucking rat

 No.2799549

anime is so much better than this rotten world

 No.2799550

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 No.2799551

File: 1778981627279.png (3.64 MB, 2560x1440, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2799552

gooks are so funny man

 No.2799553

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 No.2799554

just hit orange with my pan and threw him in the garbage

 No.2799555

you cant treat your pet like that man

 No.2799556

thats why your last cat ran away gleepy

 No.2799557

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 No.2799558

its so uncool when u guys are mean to your pets and your parents

 No.2799559

nothing like a lil sip to relax after beating a cat

 No.2799560

mom is such a fat fuck

 No.2799561

>>2799552
ngl genuinely made me smile

 No.2799562

File: 1778983081659.png (2.89 MB, 2048x2048, ClipboardImage.png)

\(^ ^)/

 No.2799563

53 pounds? uhhh toot?

 No.2799564

it would be crazy to go through life being that small like anyone could just end your life

 No.2799565

thats the life of every woman chud now you see why we need womens rights

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 No.2799567

most american women are like 200lbs

 No.2799568

if i was 200 pounds id still have a bit of a belly

 No.2799569

the most powerful race

 No.2799570

File: 1778983531399.jpg (6.85 KB, 225x225, images.jpg)

AND YEA MY BELLY IS ROTUND

 No.2799571

settle down pop

 No.2799572

https://x.com/mynameizsico/status/2055384333846798474

this little whore hit lvl 18 a few days ago and is already posting videos like this

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 No.2799574

File: 1778984899457.mp4 (2.81 MB, asshole.mp4)

some times i take orange for a walk and just let him fuck up people's bikes and dont pick up his shit

 No.2799575

another day of surfing the web and napping comes to a close

 No.2799576

File: 1778985619599.jpg (628.55 KB, 2894x2894, 20260517_025151.jpg)

bros, it's so hot and humid today 🥵


my pits are like geysers and my back is like a waterfall lol

 No.2799577

Despaigne Knocks Out Dos Santos in Netflix Debut Stunner

The 6-foot-7 Cuban striker, known as 'The Big Boy,' dominated the former UFC heavyweight champion with 20-7 significant strikes before the knockout at MVP MMA 1 in Inglewood, California. Despaigne bounced back from a recent loss, shouting for a bonus and 'Free Cuba' afterward, while dos Santos dropped to 21-11 in his first fight since March 2024.

https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/2055823659697045506

 No.2799578

File: 1778985884727.png (1.91 MB, 1080x1350, ClipboardImage.png)

BREAKING: CONOR MCGREGOR vs MAX HOLLOWAY

 No.2799579

>>2799576
ive been spending my day in arashiyama. i took the first train here, it was so nice and peaceful in the morning

 No.2799580

>>2799489
thanks

 No.2799581

>>2799578
oh non ono!

 No.2799582

hearing a lot of buzz about the new nolan flick

 No.2799583

>>2799582
therse a new nolan flick??

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>>2799583
you don't want to know bro
trust me for once

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pop links shrimp streams lol

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 No.2799589

>>2799585
i do want to know i love nolan

 No.2799590

ah hell nah a girl fight?

 No.2799591

nate diaz is on man

 No.2799592

File: 1778988147873.png (2.03 MB, 1542x1347, ClipboardImage.png)

yooo our guy is there

 No.2799593

both of them are bums now :/

 No.2799594

must suck being in your 40s still having to cage fight

 No.2799595

File: 1778988410445.png (399.96 KB, 467x630, ClipboardImage.png)

nates getting his ass beat lol

 No.2799596

>>2799594
diaz is making 10 mil from this fight pop

 No.2799597

what if his name was mike "platinum ore" perry

lol us wowfucks get t hat one

 No.2799598

an extremely poor showing

 No.2799599

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damn this girl needs to get on kick

 No.2799600

>>2799592
wtf your arent supposed to keep your eyes open during a kiss
or so ive heard…

 No.2799601

File: 1778989002075.png (838.23 KB, 785x913, ClipboardImage.png)

DAMN

 No.2799602

>i'm gonna come back and get his fucken ass

 No.2799603

ronda rousey is gonna get her ass beat lol

 No.2799604

i like the part in moby dick where melville just infodumps everything he learned about whales to the reader its very charming

 No.2799605

>>2799603
if she's not retarded she's just gonna judo throw and outgrapple her

 No.2799606

oh no no no its cuck man phil

 No.2799607

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carmen electra is so fucking sexy

 No.2799608

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shes a -600 favorite its laready over

 No.2799609

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i spoke with this indonesian fellow. he spoke like 4 languages and raw dogged learning japanese. he also told me that the rings of the tree of the zodiac cycle is 12 years, so to be cautious about major upheavals when i turn 36….
>>2799579
the bamboo forest? yea, you have to get up super early for that if you want to beat the crowds. are you going to visit the monkey mountain nearby?

also, are you the same anon that bailed on our meetup like a month ago or are you a different one?

 No.2799610

ronda rousey the biggest mma fight of all time lol give me a break

 No.2799611

holy cringeola!

 No.2799612

File: 1778990621086.png (156.59 KB, 351x347, ClipboardImage.png)

big john mccarthy? what about big john mergliatto?

 No.2799613

crazy how shevchenko would r*** both

 No.2799614

>>2799609
pls send a message from me, tell him he's cringe and his make believe voodoo isn't real

 No.2799615

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ronda would get her ass beat by the other lady if this wasnt her show lol

 No.2799616

rofl

 No.2799617

lol jesus christ

 No.2799618

this wouldn't work on any top 5 foid right now

 No.2799619

big belly mcbloatbeast

 No.2799620

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never doubt the master

 No.2799621

File: 1778990977716.jpg (1.91 MB, 3000x4000, 1000016222.jpg)

this matcha cream bread gets the am seal of approval
>>2799614
and risk the ire of xi? ill pass

 No.2799622

i need a friend name bissel

 No.2799623

lol apparently nate diaz shit his pants in that fight and thats why they stopped the fight

 No.2799624

lol those new audemars look like dogshit https://x.com/DavidSacks/status/2055715814830166095

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 No.2799626

yall remember the nutshack lol

 No.2799627

pretty sure this guy has gotten at least 30% faster since the last time i saw it the other day

 No.2799628

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lol

 No.2799629

not funny
didnt laugh

 No.2799630


 No.2799631

paramore, i sleep
flyleaf, real shit ?

 No.2799632

>>2799627
its an indian dude piloting it

 No.2799633

File: 1778994767284.jpg (5.15 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260517_051150685.jpg)

extra crowded today

 No.2799634

>>2799633
so many gaijin…

 No.2799635

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 No.2799636

anal just feels like you have to poop?
why do people do it then

 No.2799637

>>2799609
i was at the meeting point at the designated time actually so you bailed on me!
the bamboo forest and zen buddhist temple were very nice, everywhere here is really nice without crowds actually
i bailed on a bunch of temples though because the crowds were too big even after doubling entrance fees but just walking around looking at stuff is good too

 No.2799638

i dont understand why it takes me 20 minutes to shower

 No.2799639

because warm water is nice

 No.2799640

i heard lonely people take long showers because people physiologically require cuddling

 No.2799641


 No.2799642

dem gook boys r at it again!

 No.2799643

File: 1779002172678.jpg (2.46 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260517_071448274.jpg)

>>2799634
a lot less gaijin over at tokyo university

 No.2799644

cant believe we are profing at tokyo u

 No.2799645

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 No.2799646

cant believe that keitaro the quintessential old hopeless incel loser got into tokyo u and a gf at more than a decade younger than we are now

 No.2799647

cant believe we all won forever

 No.2799648

File: 1779003831544.jpg (2.34 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260517_074248164.jpg)

>>2799647
these dudes are really jammin'

 No.2799649

wish i could visit japan but i dont want to pollute its sacred soil with my gaijin presence

 No.2799650

File: 1779004199242.jpg (6.24 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260517_070633410.jpg)

>>2799648
it's a really pretty campus

 No.2799651

just sign up for a couple courses of conversational japanese at your local community college

 No.2799652

theres some real sketchy streets around tokyo u that are interesting to walk around on the very early morning to people watch the last nights sipped

 No.2799653

ワールド・オブ・ウォークラフト』をプレイしながら、ビールが飲める場所はどこですか?

 No.2799654

@home

 No.2799655

>>2799650
any suggestions on stuff to do in kyoto? besides like the big stuff, is there a good bar or is drinking convenience store tall boys in your room alone still the best

 No.2799656

>>2799655
chilling in kyoto grand with your man skrillz

 No.2799657


 No.2799658

File: 1779005105124.png (753.49 KB, 1126x633, ClipboardImage.png)

yo whats going on with my president

 No.2799659


>>2799658
omg my president is cooked

 No.2799660

how can you be standing there in a monoethnic paradise as an outlier and not feel like a big stupid thumb looking nigger

 No.2799661

by being polite

 No.2799662

telling every japanese person i meet that i greatly admire their country's pornography and cartoons

 No.2799663

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 No.2799664

zooming a study nerd with zero makeup on isnt fair

 No.2799665

trump kinda looks like my grandpa before he died

 No.2799666

File: 1779006082450.jpg (3.55 MB, 3000x4000, PXL_20260517_080148878.jpg)

>>2799655
toei kyoto studio park, and master's dream house is a nice bar/restaurant but it's a bit pricey

 No.2799667

gee thanks mom and dad for never teaching me how to drive
thanks a lot
next year ill be 35

 No.2799668

>>2799667
just ask them

 No.2799669

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 No.2799670

my dad taught me to drive when i was 15

 No.2799671

>>2799667
just move to nyc and take the subway

 No.2799672

WELL GOOD FOR YOU ASSHOLE

 No.2799673

taught me how to drive a manual too even though its practically a useless skill in america

 No.2799674

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 No.2799675

just take driving lessons retard

 No.2799676

i taught myself how to drive its easy if theres a car you can yoink

 No.2799677

>>2799673
automatic is superior in almost every single way

 No.2799678

the 35 year old man with grey hair taking driving lesson

 No.2799679

whats wrong with that

 No.2799680

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 No.2799681

am have you gotten any bitches yet

 No.2799682

is there a festival or something going on cause ive been seeing people set up those palanquin things

 No.2799683

it seems like itd be so easy to get a jgf if you just learn a little japanese

 No.2799684

i didnt get it

 No.2799685

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>>2799682
yeah, mifune festival in kyoto.
>>2799681
i got my tie complimented…

 No.2799686

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 No.2799687

if it worth the effort to buy a cheap cool black salaryman suit in japan from aoki or suit select

 No.2799688

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>>2799687
black suit is for funerals, class pictures, and job interviews only im guessing it's meant to be ironic because working a job is a form of death lol, so get a dark navy suit instead. aoki, suit select, and uni qlo seem like good options.
>>2799686
>>2799663
lol

 No.2799692

>>2799691
when i was in osaka there was a guy who would stand outside the maid cafe at the intersection by my hotel every night
he had a mowhawk and wore a black suit

 No.2799693

File: 1779008502088.jpg (4.24 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260517_085539824.jpg)

>>2799692
just make sure you don't wear a black tie. every black toe i see for sale here comes with buddhist prayer beads for the expected funeral lol

 No.2799694

these niggers taking melatonin and here i am stealing moms klonopin

 No.2799695

wish i had benzos and alcohol and weed

 No.2799696


 No.2799697

maybe we should start wearing black ties with our black suits to mourn the death of our republic

 No.2799698

>>2799696
i literally got hit with a kaeru while walking down the street

 No.2799699

File: 1779008859853.jpg (2.77 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260517_090641539.jpg)

wrote 162 on this big collab board thing!

 No.2799700

banner now

 No.2799701

>>2799699
LETS GOOOOO

 No.2799702

>>2799699
this is huge

 No.2799703

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heres a monkey i saw today

 No.2799704

i think i have a testicular cyst but the internet says the "treatment" for them is basically the doctor telling you shiiiiiit nigga just ignore that shit itll probably be fine

 No.2799705

the internet is wrong alot

 No.2799706

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 No.2799707

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 No.2799708

kind of bums me out how expensive kyoto and tokyo are compared to osaka

 No.2799709


 No.2799710

getting lurk mored with some nice OC
thinking of that guy saying how it's an IMAGEboard, niggerlicious situation

 No.2799711

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 No.2799712

i never get lurk mored anymore sounds like a you problem, pumpkin

 No.2799713

File: 1779012560819.jpg (5.09 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260517_090648289.jpg)

>>2799699
here's a bigger picture, I couldn't get the whole thing in frame.

 No.2799714

File: 1779012642411.jpg (2.19 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260517_095319535.jpg)

i didn't notice these signatures the last time i was in this store!

>>2799703
bro, did you go to that monkey mountain sanctuary place near the bamboo forest?

 No.2799715

File: 1779012755189.jpg (5.07 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260517_091132551.jpg)

anytime i get lurked more i just hit up toot on the old 162 speed dial and he puts in a rush order for me

 No.2799716

>>2799714
it looked crowded so i didnt go to the money mountain specificly but i did see them around

 No.2799717

someone give me the rundown on haw flakes

 No.2799718

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>>2799715
japanese swamp rocks :O

 No.2799719

ive always been an incognito window guy so i think thats whats cucking me every day

 No.2799720

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 No.2799721


 No.2799722

Haw flakes are a nostalgic Chinese candy made from the mashed and sweetened fruit of the Chinese hawthorn berry, sold as thin, pink, disc-shaped wafers in rolls. They have a distinct sweet and tangy flavor, a soft texture, and are known for evoking childhood memories, often associated with traditional Chinese medicine and culture, and sometimes used in play.

Chinese hawthorn berries are neurotoxic and should not be consumed. Even one single berry can significantly lower IQ.

 No.2799723

lil bro eating spoonfuls of peanut butter as snacks every day like hes the family dog

 No.2799724

>>2799721
right now is a great time to get into tech lmao

 No.2799725

wtf man you cant just incognito window us like were some dirty little secret

 No.2799726


 No.2799727

do we have all the holo funkopops?

 No.2799728


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 No.2799730

>>2799729
sneed this

 No.2799731

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 No.2799732

Shoe broke Hasan AGAIN

 No.2799733

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 No.2799734

heading towards somewhere bad

 No.2799735

head towards my dick BITCH

 No.2799736

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 No.2799737

heading towards somewhere bed

 No.2799738

>>2799699
thats cute af we are so fucking in

 No.2799739


 No.2799740


 No.2799741

>>2799740
tfellows graft their tcocks out of their forearms

 No.2799742


 No.2799743

"make eye contact"
"not like that!!"
ugh neurotypicals

 No.2799744


 No.2799745

spent the entire day yesterday listening to whole different animal on repeat.. idk why its clicking with me the song is absolute garbage but its catchy af

 No.2799746

podcasts are so cringe
everyone and their gma has a podcast
everyone wants to be a tv personality so badly

 No.2799747

the 162 podcast

 No.2799748

we should start a podcast with the inaugural episode being about the gala

 No.2799749

File: 1779018991760.jpg (3.33 MB, 3000x4000, 1000016217.jpg)

this one guy from earlier had a cool phone case of pomni drawn by his daughter lol


@gweed
>>2799727
maybe when they start making more holojp funkos.

 No.2799750

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 No.2799751

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>>2799708
nagoya is cheap too.

 No.2799752


 No.2799753


 No.2799754

File: 1779020128073.jpg (5.08 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260517_085543667.jpg)

>>2799742
at the festival this mentally ill homeless guy came up to the garbage cans and started eating the scraps of food people had thrown away and barking at people. it was so sad. some guy tried to give him some food and he growled at him…

 No.2799755

skibidi pope

 No.2799756

File: 1779020206576.jpg (57.44 KB, 490x899, Screenshot_2026-05-17_14-1….jpg)

i think this is the kinda look we need to get into this summer

 No.2799757

>>2799754
tinny deserves to eat too :(

 No.2799758

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 No.2799759

>>2799756
unless you are asian you won't pull it off

 No.2799760

>>2799759
what are you saying man its an oversized shirt over straight or slightly baggy pants and white sneakers

 No.2799761

man traveling mustve been so good before it was cheap enough for yuropeans

 No.2799762

yea man american and chinese tourists have such great reputations

 No.2799763

all the american and chinese tourists ive interacted with were super chill and cool

 No.2799764

gih

 No.2799765

>>2799760
wppl are built diff

 No.2799766

>>2799760
you would look like an ass hole wearing that

 No.2799767

used to think my muttering to myself was fun and charming but i saw someone else doing it and it was weird and off putting

 No.2799768

actually we have to embrace our 35 year old grey haired balding look and wear wifebeaters + jeans or grey sweats, women like a Man

 No.2799769

>>2799764
i wish i loved anything like these jpgirls love repo

 No.2799770

these microwave sliders are like wrap in paper towels like so
heat for blah blah seconds on 40% power
take out and flip over and heat again on blah blah for blah blah seconds
i just throw them bitches in there on a platee natty and hit 3 mins and they turn out fine

 No.2799771

tadaima~

 No.2799772

>>2799770
you need to watch microwave algs lil bro

 No.2799773

>>2799703
horry shittu…

 No.2799774

i dont watch algs
algs watch me

 No.2799775

just woke up

gmsm

time for the 0930 publix run

 No.2799776

>>2799703
check the mirror if you want to see another one lmao gottem

 No.2799777

actually were apes lilbro

 No.2799778

nigger

 No.2799779

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 No.2799780

we need to get to herd economy so we can open the economy back up

 No.2799781

the economy isnt opening back up until theres a vaccine for the hanta virus chud

 No.2799782

hanta virus is a nothingburger we've already determined this

 No.2799783

got back from publix with my groceries and my sublix
lotta people coughing and looking unwell

 No.2799784


 No.2799785

we should start calling it the haha virus cuz its such a joke

 No.2799786

>>2799754
wow so many natty cuties

 No.2799787

the fact that the majority of you do not understand that there is an entire breathing world of demons and angels amongst us on this earth is really concerning

 No.2799788

hold on let me check

 No.2799789

thats why we are reading dante and milton for the summer plus the demons thing is the whole point of the new league of legens lore thing they doing

 No.2799790

no i definitely understand that

 No.2799791

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 No.2799792

will blizz ever make a cool game again?

 No.2799793

the dante inferno guy?

 No.2799794

>>2799792
bro they just released classic classic!

 No.2799795


 No.2799796

dantes inferno is pretty darn cool

 No.2799797

File: 1779033542580.png (1.19 MB, 1600x2000, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2799798

remember mvp vs mma
those were the days

 No.2799799

>>2799797
that's comparable to ufc, what was jake paul bragging about
i guess fighters would get extra income from sponsors in their fight gear

 No.2799800

2011 wol sc2? yeah that was peak

 No.2799801

>>2799797
if ngannou had somehow missed weight dude would've got 20% of his $

 No.2799802

blizzcon 2011…
the wotl golden age
hots announced
mop announced

 No.2799803

2011 hara and sulli still alive…..

 No.2799804

cant believe weve been posting together for 15 years

 No.2799805

thats more than half my life

 No.2799806

it's been that long huh

 No.2799807

weve probably talked to eachother more than our families

 No.2799808


 No.2799809

you faggots ruined my life
this is all your fault

 No.2799810

world of warcraft and my dad ruined my life

 No.2799811

i should've finished my degree now i'm a 30yo man with grey hair

 No.2799812

i shoulda gotten a degree too

 No.2799813

its up

 No.2799814

im almost done my degree
just before i reach 30….

 No.2799815

just read a bragpost :/

 No.2799816

you can still do it you'll just be the old guy in the lecture room

 No.2799817

>>2799814
hwaiting

 No.2799818

>>2799814
how many older guys are there?

 No.2799819

only a handful older than i am
those with thinning hair do stand out

 No.2799820

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 No.2799821

crazy how jon jones would've got 30mil for fighting tom

 No.2799822

love making violent niggers millionaires

 No.2799823

tried heat training
my temp after a 40 min session was 39.6c (103.3f) which is probably a bit higher than it needs to be

 No.2799824

fuck going to the met gala wony should be an exhibit inside the met this is art

 No.2799825

>>2799824
that's with 1lb layer of makeup lil bro

 No.2799826

>looks at the mona lisa
>yeah thats only after 11b of paint though
???

 No.2799827

they should make a wow classic classic plus

 No.2799828

like wow classic classic but with lots of loot boxes and $75 mounts in the shop

 No.2799829

they should do a wow playpin where u just have an avatar and walk up to different dungeon instances on a world map and ur the correct level for it and it just puts you in

 No.2799830

>>2799826
mona lisa is a nugu, it's really all cause of leo's sfumato technique

 No.2799831

what about wow but in the start of the game everyone is riding over the map on a dragon and then hops off in different places and starts grabbing loot and leveling

 No.2799832

blizzard ain't cool like that no more

 No.2799833

what if they arpgified wow and just turned it into a mob farming mobile playpin

 No.2799834

i am the most evil homo

 No.2799835

i have half a dozen fancam tabs open but theyre all bangers and i keep saving them

 No.2799836


 No.2799837

>>2799835
post 1

 No.2799838


 No.2799839

didnt wow have a battle royale type mode

 No.2799840

youre thinking of clash royale

 No.2799841

plunderstorm that was it

 No.2799842

thunderstorm? thats a weather type in skyrim man

 No.2799843

>>2799842
*violently ass rapes you*

 No.2799844

dont threaten me with a good time xD

 No.2799845

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 No.2799846

u guys ever fuck with scsi

 No.2799847

whats that the sec? alabama football?

 No.2799848

File: 1779037698816.png (29.15 KB, 1047x153, ClipboardImage.png)

bulb status 💦💦💦

 No.2799849

roll pad

 No.2799850

man star war : episode 4 new hope is so good
i get why zii likes this junk so much

 No.2799851


 No.2799852

the phantom menace clears

 No.2799853

>>2799824
holy fuck
this is actual kino
insane visuals

 No.2799854

>>2799838
4 walls was a banger for its era but honestly kiiikiiis own songs suit them better

 No.2799855

i cant believe this

 No.2799856

im gonna watch all the star wars flicks chronologically

 No.2799857

honestly good on nmixx for singing live i love these girlies

 No.2799858

i couldnt make it past half way through phantom menace when i tried rewatching it 3 years ago

 No.2799859

too complicated for you baby chicken brain?

 No.2799860

>>2799857
always 10x aura when its even a little live vocals even if they sing bad id rather have it live than prerec but thats just me im a #soul merchant

 No.2799861

remember when obama said you shall not pass and drumpf expecto patronumed his ass

 No.2799862

ok hold up this might actually end up being good

 No.2799863

phantom menace has darth maul and jar jar :)

 No.2799864

remember when brapper spent an entire summer learning the cruciatus spell just so he could torture padder with this unforgivable spell at his leisure

 No.2799865

>>2799862
aespa is the most satanic visually with their mvs its actually scary but yeah they need a pallet cleanser from that whole different animal shit big time hopefully this is atleast supernova levels

 No.2799866


 No.2799867

wait is that really fucking dendi on the grubby cast?

 No.2799868

>>2799864
dark brapper…

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>>2799866
100% she inherited that from her boomer parents my dad used to do shit like that

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live just hits different

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>>2799866
i would low key do this if i didnt have to share it with anyone i hate greasy remotes

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high key

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keeps my corn dog wrapped in a plastic bag

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the remote that must be ever guarded from grease is scarcely worth the sentinel

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we gotta keep the corn dogs wrapped because our baby hands constantly drop them while eating

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we're already past mid may and we've got 2 weeks for june!

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>>2799864
yeah that was crazy

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gleep you ever see sir kenneth clarks civilisation
the beethoven/napoleon episode went hard

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>>2799880
holy shit ziicam is back

 No.2799883

TIL about two-thirds of all scurvy is found in autistic people

 No.2799884

zii whats your favorite star wars movie

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>>2799881
post it

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>>2799880
damn he got fat af

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>>2799885
i have it on blu ray

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https://x.com/heavenlyhanako/status/2056055452014973131

nasty whores really love showing the whole world their pussy

 No.2799891

man obi wan kenobi was so wise

 No.2799892

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 No.2799893

im going to tear you up

 No.2799894

want to get tattoos like pete hegseth but too scared

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>>2799880
lol
>>2799884
ep5 probably, maybe ep6 idk.
>>2799886
we sure did

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you dont have the body to rock a hegstat

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clav got mogged by a florida chad judge

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im going to get deus vault tattoo on my neck rolls

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>>2799886
hes not fat hes getting huge and ripped bwo

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zii will you stream death strading before playing death stranding 2



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