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 No.2781256[Last 50 Posts]

le serrafim

 No.2781257

they poppin hard with that teaser

 No.2781258

>>2781255
gangstalk post i was thinking about blogging about how ive lost track of how many times ive shit today

 No.2781259

my asian wife and hapa daughter thats 4 inches taller than her mom this is like the harry potter mirror that shows your life as you wish it was

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 No.2781261

File: 1776384794904.mp4 (5.29 MB, m2-res_794p.mp4)

brapper: go on go on go on you stupid dog
pad: 😎👍🏎️💨

 No.2781262

>>2781260
the bank of england always uses a frontman for their projects in that time it was rockefeller who was it carnegie that died with like 60,000 dollars somehow? theyre just fronts for the bank the current one is elon musk

 No.2781263

who controls the bank though

 No.2781264

the court jews

 No.2781265

BREAKING: Iran will begin blocking the Bab al-Mandab strait with "initial steps" starting tomorrow at noon, per a source close to Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf, the same source who denied Trump's nuclear transfer claim earlier today.

BREAKING: Sri Lanka just paid $286 for a single barrel of oil, the most expensive in recorded history.

actually starting to think we might all die lol

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 No.2781267

>>>2781265
pad al-darkmandab

 No.2781268

hol up the bab almandab is getting blockaded too? this could spell disaster for the markets

 No.2781269

BREAKING : massive lil bro energy being detected in a onesixtwo dot club thread

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File: 1776385236073.mp4 (5.56 MB, hdwiJscR7OTybwCr.mp4)


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 No.2781273

the markets are in trouble?
the bank of england wont like this…

 No.2781274

what if i nap now then stay up until 8am

 No.2781275

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>>2781265
trump said the war is over tho

 No.2781277

File: 1776385300768.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.05 MB, 2995x4096, HGEEbpyXkAA01ic.jpg)

hate when this happens

 No.2781278

this is not a joking matter bros how tf are we gonna get to asia in q3 if all the oil is gone

 No.2781279

>>2781271
why does his head look like a gut

 No.2781280

remember when we found out about the city of london special country inside london that you have to cross a bridge to enter that is governed by its own rules and the king has to be invited to even set foot there and its where all the banks are headquartered? lol

 No.2781281

we tricked sri lanka into overpaying for gas 😂😂😂
everyone else is still getting the normal price

 No.2781282

>>2781265
yeah were looking at like $10-$15 gas here soon

 No.2781283

>>2781278
the nl cruise

 No.2781284

you guys are so fucking stupid all the time

 No.2781285

>>2781280
is that true

 No.2781286

guys stop panicking we can profit off this

 No.2781287

>>2781285
yeah there's algs on it that give you the gestalt but the deeper creepy shit you gotta dig for but even the wikipedia norm shit they let you find easily is creepy as hell

 No.2781288

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Mayor_of_London

she looks like she fucks younger men

 No.2781289

>>2781288
somehow these older eu ladies in these kinds of positions always give me the heeby jeebies

 No.2781290

File: 1776385585343.jpg (1.12 MB, 1920x2344, Dame_Susan_Langley.jpg)

>>2781288
decent bod but then the most granny lookin face youve ever seen
guess its still a 10 in the uk tho

 No.2781291

fit n proper lass

 No.2781292

looks like paul mccartney in a wig is that really what bongers have to choose from?

 No.2781293

speedrunning

 No.2781294

listen if i was a few pints deep at the local city of london pub and the lady mayor was hitting on me id give it a go and thats that

 No.2781295

gave my pubes a shave with the 1.5 guard and its way better than going full shaved you get the neat and clean feeling without all the ingrown hairs

 No.2781296

she does look quite a bit like paul mccartney huh

 No.2781297

ive never gotten in ingrown hair on my pubics

 No.2781298

woe be to that man or group of men that seeks to stand in our way

 No.2781299

just read something masonic

 No.2781300

k-break

 No.2781301

need yels massive boobs on my face ngl

 No.2781302

damn tadc funny as hell

 No.2781303

>>2781271
this is how i picture most of you

 No.2781304

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 No.2781305

think im killing myself in a week

 No.2781306

DONT

 No.2781307

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 No.2781308

can i have your stuff

 No.2781309

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 No.2781310

sigh gleep

 No.2781311

archery is so lame and spergy

 No.2781312

>>2781305
youre gonna miss out on q3 bro and all the weekly vaults

 No.2781313

archery nerds are gay as fuck word to that

 No.2781314

ripped archer bf……..

 No.2781315


 No.2781316

EXCLUSIVE: Disney has introduced ‘Infinity Vision,’ a new certification for premium large format theatres. Featuring massive screens, laser projection, and premium audio, launching with ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ on Sept 25 and ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ on Dec 18.

damn we gotta go see avengers in infinity vision

 No.2781317

what are the technical details
is the screen brighter or something

 No.2781318

File: 1776387439379.gif (1.03 MB, 500x300, akablaze.gif)

>>2781065
damn why did hitlers mom decide to give birth to him on weed day??

 No.2781319

i think columbine happened on 4/20 too because of hitlers birthday

 No.2781320

>>2781317
can you not read it says massive screens laser projection and premium audio

 No.2781321

>>2781320
all those things already exist though
they arent building anything new

 No.2781322

how about i fucking kill you that new enough for you

 No.2781323

imagine the 'on your left' scene

but in infinity vision

 No.2781324

File: 1776388074804.png (1.15 MB, 1156x1068, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2781283
bro…

 No.2781325

File: 1776388109054.jpeg (1.27 MB, 1440x1800, 3493856616452480174_2024-….jpeg)

on your left~

 No.2781326

evil pomni is so me

 No.2781327

the crazy thing is nl even admits that some of us were going to meet our wives on his cruise its like he was taunting us specifically

 No.2781328

i got the itch for a tycoon game

 No.2781329

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>>2781326
no mee

 No.2781330

>>2781328
hell yeah fuck yeah im feelin

 No.2781331

BREAKING: D4vd arrested for murder of Celeste Rivas Hernandez

 No.2781332

who? who?

 No.2781333

bros get on runescape right f&*#ing now

 No.2781334

>>2781331
it was obvious he did it

 No.2781335

havent played runescape since 2007

 No.2781336

crazy how people born in the 2000s are murdering people born in the 2010s

 No.2781337

damn…

 No.2781338

whats even crazier is we who were born in the 80's are outliving them all

 No.2781339

im an old ass fat man

 No.2781340

same

 No.2781341

File: 1776389547109.jpg (417.52 KB, 1366x2048, HF7PwiAa0AAT9QC.jpg)

were aging like fine wine and about to start living our lives for the first time

 No.2781342

hmm….. to winemode tonight or not……

 No.2781343

insane gangstalk that you made a winepost before i posted i blogged without reading

 No.2781344

>>2781325
hiking poles on boarded stairs aigoo

 No.2781345

im in japan now its kind of weird here what am i even supposed to do

 No.2781346

we are just so in tune with each other

 No.2781347

lol of course im going winemode

 No.2781348

>>2781345
'stute

 No.2781349

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>>2781342
you know we're going winemode on some cheap ass wine man

 No.2781350

>>2781341
what are the living life okrs asides from apa

 No.2781351

>>2781349
better have washed those bottles man

 No.2781352

carmenere? wtf is caremenere that sounds fancy

 No.2781353

cant be too fancy, they were $7 a bottle on sale

 No.2781354

the only time ive ever drank wine it was out of a bag

 No.2781355

ok just caught up on tadc
are we all gonna go watch episode 9 in theaters together

 No.2781356

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 No.2781357

are there any theaters showing it in se michigan

 No.2781358

theres no way to know

 No.2781359

i dont live in se michigan how would i know

 No.2781360

i thought they had a listing but im too lazy to look at it someone do it for me pweeze

 No.2781361

>>2781359
why not
come over

 No.2781362

my fellow michiganian is making a fool of himself…

 No.2781363

i live in sw michigan but my car is on its deathbed….

 No.2781364

this jacob's creek sure does taste like $7 wine

 No.2781365

File: 1776391930766.jpg (355.82 KB, 2048x1536, 20260416_152441.jpg)

finally fixed my bumper then got rear ended again

 No.2781366

aint no way we got cringe bumper sticker bros here

 No.2781367

File: 1776392115141.jpg (64.92 KB, 321x518, 20260416221159_1.jpg)

toots castle

 No.2781368

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 No.2781370

you guys ever see in bruges (2008)
toon stream in bruges (2008) that was pretty funny i liked it a lot

 No.2781371

File: 1776392965046.png (1.55 MB, 900x1024, ClipboardImage.png)

reminds me of pad

 No.2781372

>>2781370
i read this as in burgers

 No.2781373

i should get a burgers tomorrow

 No.2781374

we do be liking burgers so much that we assume any word that starts with a b is probably gonna be burgers

 No.2781375

File: 1776393363029.png (977.24 KB, 1170x1252, ClipboardImage.png)

what does MANDA MUSED mean

 No.2781376

covfefe

 No.2781377

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 No.2781378

obamna

 No.2781379

what am i supposed to do if the springs in the middle of my bed are wearing out

 No.2781380

just spent like an hour getting owned by a fly dont know if i even got it

 No.2781381

how old is the bed
if its over 10 years…💀

 No.2781382

>Time is running out for a young humpback whale named Timmy as it continued struggling to find its way out of shallow bays off the Baltic coast of Germany, after a week-long ordeal that has put its survival in doubt

 No.2781383

>>2781370
i watched this when it came out and i was in like middle school or early hs and it depressed the shit outta me

 No.2781384

File: 1776393672145.jpeg (229.65 KB, 1080x1920, r3sbq5gcumvg1.jpeg)

subs here!

 No.2781385

its by the same director as banshees of inisherin (2022) and that was awesome

 No.2781386

ugh i was stranded for 129 posts…

 No.2781387

nah man we left subway in 2025

 No.2781388

>>2781386
jackass

 No.2781389

freaking IDIOT

 No.2781390

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 No.2781391

thought it was just a quiet thursday night…

 No.2781392

*sips wine*
*chases a fly around for an hour*

 No.2781393

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 No.2781394

>>2781392
get a fly swatter dummy

 No.2781395

theres a bunch of flies in the house because it takes fatass over a minute to get inside

 No.2781396

you're a fat ass too dumbass

 No.2781397

bdsm angle

 No.2781398

sigh wish asmongold was live

 No.2781399

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 No.2781400

im so fucking happy i didnt spend $1800 on a new computer

 No.2781401

when God spoke to adam in the garden it was in english

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 No.2781403

gleep is it true that english is just bad french

 No.2781404

brainworms are telling me i need outrageously expensive shoes for q3

 No.2781405

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 No.2781406

when i finish this wine i might roam this earth

 No.2781407

some jawdans

 No.2781408

are 24 hour fast food places not a thing anymore

 No.2781409

chat am i cooked

 No.2781410

only mac donald around me is 24hrs, everything else is like midnight or 2am at the latest

 No.2781411

tinny sure does have a lot of videos talking about having sex with trannies from grindr

 No.2781412

its not being a neet
its called being a bohemian

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 No.2781414

if you put 20 in every time its always going to cost 20 thats a damn good point jo jo

 No.2781415

it dont make no fuckin sense

 No.2781416

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*ponders the bracket*

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 No.2781419

still messed up over that nightmare where i bought $153000 worth of garbage bags at costco

 No.2781420

>>2781417
hol up, we dem utah mammoth!!!

 No.2781421

crazy that theres a team in the playoffs called the utah mammoth but my red wings havent been in the playoffs for 10 damn years

 No.2781422

travel is kind of stressful and boring theres so much walking and everything is loud and crowded and i can barely communicate with people using my own language doing it with an entirely new one is so much work
even stuff the basic stuff thats become automatic in your head like ordering food or walking down the street is done in a completely different way you have to figure out on the fly with crowds of people being held up by your mistakes

 No.2781423

>>2781422
but le…… culture!

 No.2781424

one of these days im going to log all the water i drank and then piss into a bottle and measure all the piss

 No.2781425

>>2781417
hockey? really nigger?

 No.2781426

dem utah mammoth are winnin the cup

 No.2781427

grab a handful of popcorn
kernels get stuck in my teeth

 No.2781428

>>2781427
the lengths popcornbros will go through for a tasty snack..

 No.2781429

just happy those gay ass florida panthers arent going to threepeat

 No.2781430

kinda sad the laffs didnt make the playoffs
its always really funny when they blow a playoff series

 No.2781431

god i cant wait to get blasted drunk tomorrow night

 No.2781432

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 No.2781433

gleep remember this shit 😂

 No.2781434

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8i5MM5NozQ

guess ill watch girl interrupted since its free on youtube now

 No.2781435

what if clavicular had an uncle who showed up on stream named avuncular

 No.2781436

just had a giant coffeespill on my workdesk

 No.2781437

libtard peanut

 No.2781438

>>2781436
its 3 in the morning man

 No.2781439

ok iran haha we get it it was a funny joke so can you open the strait again

 No.2781440

trump is trying the whole negotiations into a sneak attack tactic again

 No.2781441

hitlers birthday is coming up

 No.2781442

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 No.2781443

woke up thinkin about how nice it would be if israel burned to the ground

 No.2781444

ive been looking really squinty eyed last 5 years, i cant see my iris in the mirror, video. feels like my eyes are open, i see the same as every one else, but i look evil and oriental

 No.2781445

i look aryan as hell

 No.2781446

youre turning asian

 No.2781447

File: 1776414564640.png (135.55 KB, 367x361, MelonHat.png)

bruh, why is it cold today? it's the middle of fr**king april!

anyway, another successful week of school, japan finished.

 No.2781448

>>2781392
catching flies is easy just wait till it lands and slowly put a clear translucent glass on it and you then can carry it outside

 No.2781449

do the japs just chatgpt all their homework like american kids do

 No.2781450

>>2781416
hol' up, you mean to tell me dat dem toronto maple leafs didn't even make the playoffs this year?
*wheezes*

 No.2781451

just took a shit that smelled like a dead animal

 No.2781452

>>2781443
dreamt about a muslim and he was very sad and was like we're brothers man and i nodded then i hugged him and we cried and i called him brother and said i love him 😭😭😭 im such a mess

 No.2781453

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>>2781449
nah, i never see the kids with their phones out. i think most don't even have one.

 No.2781454

watched girl interrupted
it was alright thought thered be more lesbo scenes

 No.2781455

@cinnamon

 No.2781456

kids shouldnt be havin phones for real like who they needin ta call

 No.2781457

the police when amlitzer makes a move on them

 No.2781458

shoulda been a train man and worked the rails

 No.2781459

ehhhhhhh

 No.2781460

watame did nothing wrong

 No.2781461

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 No.2781463

do people actually eat and drink out of their limit merch dishes

 No.2781464

>>2781461
better not be living in canada boy

 No.2781465

fresh nerd

 No.2781466

>>2781465
oh no no no not a hat indoors!

 No.2781467

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 No.2781468

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>>2781462
ugh, cute
>>2781464
it doesn't work in japan…
>>2781466
eh, he's a yankee. what can you do?

 No.2781469

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 No.2781470

just cringed

 No.2781471

starting to think that nap was a bad idea

 No.2781472

crazy tn motion

 No.2781473

steve are you seeing this?

 No.2781474

>>2781473
dumbass whore take

 No.2781475

7am time for neetfuck to hop into bed

 No.2781476

my grandma died

 No.2781477

rip granma love you

 No.2781478

File: 1776425339458.png (169.94 KB, 1152x896, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2781479

File: 1776426058619.png (376.45 KB, 632x572, 1641753652243.png)

heading to the combini you guys want anything?

 No.2781480

yea can u get me a coffee

 No.2781481

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy… Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

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 No.2781483

>>2781479
yeah pick me up a reason to live

 No.2781484

huge gamer news for the gamers

 No.2781485

halo chudds we are so back

 No.2781486

>>2781476
good night sweet princess.. ;_;

 No.2781487

File: 1776427571959.png (356.9 KB, 1538x2048, ClipboardImage.png)

erm

 No.2781488

File: 1776427642626.png (1.42 MB, 951x1026, ClipboardImage.png)

cute gozaru

 No.2781489

hey hello howdy

 No.2781490


 No.2781491

File: 1776428278533.png (Spoiler Image, 250.09 KB, 1186x1600, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2781490
thats not a holy shit
this is a holy shit

 No.2781492

>>2781490
this is the most insane thing i have ever seen i cant believe it

 No.2781493

>>2781491
robert sarah is an honorary white

 No.2781494

why does steam deck cost 1200 on amazon that seems like a bit much

 No.2781495

>>2781494
shut up bigot

 No.2781496

country boys make do

 No.2781497

everyone makes doo lilbro

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 No.2781499

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>>2781480
bro it's almost 10pm, it's way too late for coffee!
>>2781483
*hands you an overpriced egg salad sandwich*
here

 No.2781500

is temptation island good?

 No.2781501

it would be good if you shut the hell up man

 No.2781502

File: 1776431340534.png (509.22 KB, 633x701, ClipboardImage.png)

asmong spammer are you seeing this?

 No.2781503

sigh mom said shes selling me to elon as breeding stock so she can buy more drugs

 No.2781504

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>>2781501
caveman???

 No.2781505

cave"man"????

 No.2781506

File: 1776432016518.png (756.61 KB, 925x1008, ClipboardImage.png)

watching asl and man let has really let himself go since his blizzcon appearance.
>>2781488
wait, where was the stream for this?

 No.2781507

that white monster hit my bowels like the second plane namean

 No.2781508

hoooooooooooh boy

 No.2781509

>>2781506
its from the new hoshimatic project mv released this am

 No.2781510

>>2781476
sorry for your loss

 No.2781511

>>2781350
hapa children

 No.2781512

oh no kazuha is retarded

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 No.2781515

boomers dont wash dey hans

 No.2781516

>>2781514
pretty grim how even a top of the line looks wise guy, and it looks like hes also a high earner, can only bag a girl like that

 No.2781517

thats the kinda girl who could get any man she wants
straight black hair
almond eyes
yellow skin
shes the complete package

 No.2781518

maybe hes got yellow fever

 No.2781519

i can never be with a woman that i love because id want her to find someone better than me

 No.2781520

love doesnt exist anyway

 No.2781521

love transforms the beloved into their ideal did you never read raquette with the tuft bro?

 No.2781522

>>2781507
i had a normal one today
original

 No.2781523

we only read shitposts

 No.2781524

File: 1776435261770.jpeg (198.73 KB, 1206x1605, 3876730793418108857_2026-….jpeg)

>maybe hes got yellow fever

 No.2781525

i ated too much ice cream and donuts last night and threw up

 No.2781526

maybe ill be brapper

 No.2781527

>>2781525
be safe sis

 No.2781528

bulimiasisters…

 No.2781529

>>2781525
i did that once with cheesecake lol

 No.2781530

bp princess…

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 No.2781532

cheap flights niggers and indians could afford ruined everything now us whitepassing 1st worlders are lumped in with them!

 No.2781533

yves

 No.2781534

crazy how zii had a literal female movie star watch his stream

 No.2781535

had a short interview….

but then again i once had like an hour interview and didnt get hired

 No.2781536

>>2781535
enjoying the humiliation ritual?

 No.2781537

>>2781536
no, these fuckers never tell you how many people they are interviewing and how many slots either so i learned to stop asking

you never get any feedback either its like a shittier dating app

 No.2781538

im a dim and belligerent fellow

 No.2781539

>>2781537
howd we let the job market turn into this im not looking forward to going through allat myself later in the year

 No.2781540

>>2781533
shes so cunty i love her

 No.2781541


 No.2781542

File: 1776438113607.png (49.58 KB, 424x180, ClipboardImage.png)

yeah its sounding like drump won
i shouldve never doubted him

 No.2781543

>>2781539
covid years and after were pretty good. all the lumpens got on unlimited unemployment bucks, migrants were deported, then sleepy joe opened up the border and h1b1s while the economy became fake AI shit

whole western world is devoted to fucking over working people and the narrowing middle class

 No.2781544

>>2781537
heres how to deal with these folks

 No.2781545

do you know about how sometimes companies wont actually even be hiring theyll just have job postings and do occasional interviews just for show

 No.2781546

do you know that youre a fag and im gonna fuck your ass

 No.2781547

>>2781545
that guy that did the videos about jews in jersey and indians in houston told us about that

 No.2781548

>>2781545
its just a prank bro

 No.2781549

can you guys please stop posting about scary adult stuff

 No.2781550

its important we know how bad its gonna be once we start applying for jobs ourselves at the end of q2

 No.2781551

youtube is so retarded man if you click a long vid youve been watching itll give you a time stamp link to where you were in that vid but if you remove the time stamp from the link it still remembers where you are they just give you the timestamp link for no other reason that occasionally fucking you over if you end up refreshing that page

 No.2781552

didnt ask

 No.2781553

youtube needs to get it together

 No.2781554

File: 1776440203800.jpeg (440.1 KB, 1198x1596, 3877282181353166694_2026-….jpeg)

tfw no performative korean tryhard nerd to buy records and dvds for

 No.2781555

>>2781554
id like to fuck her in the ass if you nam sayin

 No.2781556

wish i had money and space for a record player and collection
id be spinning some beethoven and miles davis on the regular

 No.2781557


 No.2781558

tired, feel like shit last week or month been painfully tired first 6-8 hours im awake, then like 12 hours in i wake up and dont want to go to sleep. repeat the cycle whether i sleep a long time or little

 No.2781559

sounds like cancer

 No.2781560

File: 1776440751702.png (745.33 KB, 663x665, ClipboardImage.png)

*starts bouncing up and down*

 No.2781561

starcraft 3
its starcraft 2 with lan

 No.2781562

hooo boy guga bros you seeing the new link up again?

 No.2781563

missed the new pizza yesterday

 No.2781564

File: 1776443159096.png (501.54 KB, 713x1004, ClipboardImage.png)

hooo boy apa latina bros we might have a monumental link up in the imminent future

 No.2781565

she looks like an evil pig and sounds like shes a pawn of ameriKKKa

 No.2781566

hol up shes a patriot?

 No.2781567

https://kick.com/candyabyss speaking of pigs check out this slamhogs nips hanging out of her swimsuit

 No.2781568

File: 1776443318703.png (559.06 KB, 609x1018, ClipboardImage.png)

always heard about fat asses but never heard of a long ass before

 No.2781569

the big name zoomer streamers on kick get crazy numbers

 No.2781570

https://kick.com/uwucutedemon im in here now this bitch has a normal looking ass compared to the other one

 No.2781571

File: 1776443912702.png (1.25 MB, 2109x717, ClipboardImage.png)

this bitch got a long ass too im out

 No.2781572

>>2781571
lol come on man

 No.2781573

what explains what scientists have began calling the "long ass" epidemic?

 No.2781574

being fucking fat

 No.2781575

this is the best stuff ever *wheezes*

 No.2781576

>>2781562
i thought that guy on the right quit yt cuz his wife cucked him

 No.2781577

too many youtubers wives cuck their husbands

 No.2781578

File: 1776445043736.png (360.91 KB, 905x790, ClipboardImage.png)

god damnit not again

 No.2781579

girls arent bottoming enough

 No.2781580

>being gay is totally natural
>meanwhile, every fags homelife

 No.2781581

bttmed?

 No.2781582

oooooooooh

 No.2781583

what kinda fag has photos of their dad in their homes

 No.2781584

thats what im saying

 No.2781585

3d scanned my mom and 3d printed a lil bust

 No.2781586

gaycel doing creative writing again about what a gay date would be like

 No.2781587

lets see your moms bust 😏

 No.2781588

i could 3d scan my dick and send you the file if you have a printer

 No.2781589

got baby chicken gamer bumps on my arms when omni man went through the flaxan portal and told them "earth is not yours to invade" then went so fast it was like a nuclear blast going off

 No.2781590

File: 1776446417221.png (Spoiler Image, 955.29 KB, 1191x1018, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2781591

>>2781588
sorry my printer doesnt print parts that small

 No.2781592

>>2781591
oh no no no!!!!!!!!

 No.2781593

>>2781591
are you the insult master

 No.2781594

insult master you up?

 No.2781595

finally got my hotdog lunch

 No.2781596

>>2781578
gayalgbro?
i keep seeing this one on my twitter fyp as well

 No.2781597


 No.2781598

ped
latin for food
pedestrian
someone on foot
pedophile
lover of feet

repost and tell your friends

 No.2781599

do girls ever like guy feet or are foot fetishes just a guy thing

 No.2781600

>>2781599
*rides over your foot with my bike*

 No.2781601


 No.2781602

File: 1776447228384.jpg (52.75 KB, 677x727, HFFhVVPa8AA2z3Z.jpg)


 No.2781603

had a dream i was laughing so hard i started drooling a lot

 No.2781604

if you poke someone belly button with a knife can it blow out

 No.2781605

how do we get cyanobacteria to randomly mutate and evolve to not produce oxygen anymore

 No.2781606

>>2781605
*knock knock*

 No.2781607

who's there

 No.2781608

come closer to the door

 No.2781609

remember how dvds had chapters

 No.2781610


 No.2781611

remember how they had interactive menus that would plays clips and shit from the movie

 No.2781612

still remember the first dvds i bought like it was yesterday

 No.2781613

>>2781608
*shoots you through the door*

 No.2781614


 No.2781615

>>2781610
you just know some people here are gonna take mcdoofus and dem soilers to win the cup just for him to be crying after losing in the finals again

 No.2781616

dvd players were hella expensive until the ps2
i used vhs until then

 No.2781617

>>2781610
okay i clicked the link
now what do i need to do to get signed up

 No.2781618

>>2781610
still plenty of time…
*misses the deadline*

 No.2781619

>>2781611
those were based

 No.2781620

me and my brother would put on movies and then fall asleep but i would always wake up and turn them off because the menus were loud af

 No.2781621

or the dvds where the buttons were like all done up and retarded not just a normal menu like if it was a submarine movie theyd be gaskets that light up or something

 No.2781622


 No.2781623

>>2781620
the cowboy bebop dvd menu made me hate that entire series

 No.2781624

speaking of dvds i did wind up watching hana-bi 1997 and it was based thanks recbro

 No.2781625

>>2781620
wait wait wait wait
hold up
you and your bro slept in bed and kissed while watching movies?
wtf

 No.2781626

altho i was waiting for the scene where hes holding the gun to his head but apparently thats sonatine 1993

 No.2781627

no one recommended a movie for me

 No.2781628

>>2781625
no you weirdo we shared a room as kids

 No.2781629


 No.2781630

lil bro spoonin with his bro watching movies

 No.2781631

low key he was a stupid little chud because i would never complain when it was his turn to pick the movie but when it was mine it was oh do we have to watch power rangers again
like yes we do its my turn bitch

 No.2781632

>>2781627
chemical wedding by bruce dick in son (its shit but there you go)

 No.2781633

File: 1776448720005.jpg (352.22 KB, 1920x1040, Hana-Bi (1997) (1080p BluR….jpg)

>>2781624
le sigh

 No.2781634

toon stream sonatine (1993)

 No.2781635

dont get the appeal of sports
bunch of monkeys watching people kick or throw a piece of leather around

 No.2781636

group therapy

 No.2781637


 No.2781638

>>2781633
crippled up and lost his whole family how do you genuinely recover from that

 No.2781639

>>2781638
spoilers wtf

 No.2781640

speaking of wheelchairs why isnt anyone talking about how destiny had a reaction to his latest covid-19 booster and is now in a wheelchair

 No.2781641

there are many appealing aspects of watching sports
1. gambling
2. posting 'oh no no no ____bros' and 'hol up we dem _____!' in 162 when anything happens
3.

 No.2781642

>>2781639
it happens before the credits even finish bro its not a spoiler

 No.2781643

>>2781642
oh alright

 No.2781644

>>2781640
please be true

 No.2781645

File: 1776449116605.jpg (30.19 KB, 480x360, 1665493619250420.jpg)


 No.2781646

>>2781645
holy shit he grew out his beard
thats like viking tier thick

 No.2781647

vikings were so cool

 No.2781648

vikings got less cool to me when i found out they were muslims

 No.2781649

i will avenge you padder

 No.2781650

padley sufffers in hell eternally

 No.2781651

insh'allah brother fjolnir shall we begin our yearly hajj to mecca

 No.2781652

>>2781648
.t kike retard
i hope varg punches a hole through your head

 No.2781653

is there a strategy for rotating my bed so the head part is where the feet part is at now

 No.2781654

>>2781653
do you have a mattress topper

 No.2781655

File: 1776449602164.mp4 (311.03 KB, donkey.mp4)


 No.2781656

>>2781655
lmao what is this from is he making fun of muslims

 No.2781657

carolina reaper white boy moment

 No.2781658

File: 1776449709618.mp4 (884.58 KB, kang.mp4)

>>2781656
vikings are muslims retard

 No.2781659

those white boys do be fuckin animals n shit

 No.2781660

>>2781533
actually a good album how does she always deliver

 No.2781661

>>2781654
no i dont think so its also jammed into the corner of the wall i just want to rotate the top part

 No.2781662

>>2781661
then rotate it retard
its not that complicated

 No.2781663

>>2781656
norwaybro here, he talks like a paki so probably

 No.2781664

flipping and rotating arent the same thing

 No.2781665

File: 1776449873747.jpg (36.13 KB, 400x490, Untitled.jpg)

BETTER NOT BE SKINNING IN THERE BOY!!!!

 No.2781666

hol up vikings were muslims? that sucks!

 No.2781667

File: 1776449982734.webm (1.6 MB, 640x640, monkeyslip.webm)


 No.2781668

those varg vids are ai slop
vikings werent muslims

 No.2781669

just found out oslo used to be called christiania

 No.2781670

kinda like varg huh

 No.2781671

>>2781667
monkeys are so gross

 No.2781672

File: 1776450181926.png (757.71 KB, 1248x832, 1774178398098907.png)


 No.2781673

us on the right pad on the left

 No.2781674

>>2781672
this is how holotards see themselves

 No.2781675

[DROPS ON] UNBANNED BIG DAY HUGE DRAMA

 No.2781676


 No.2781677

thanks for the ai vid

 No.2781678


 No.2781679

varg stop posting your sexy fucking kids bro we got real freaks out here

 No.2781680

>>2781679
youre chopped and cooked

 No.2781681

god id marry yves in a heartbeat too bad shes a lesbian

 No.2781682

File: 1776450913838.webm (600.73 KB, 606x350, 2026-04-17 20-26-33.webm)

ive become too much of a boomer

 No.2781683

>>2781682
this happens to me too you have to press the mute button first

 No.2781684

>>2781682
lmfao jesus christ man

 No.2781685

>>2781682
I FUCKING HATE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH WHO TF DESIGNED THIS

 No.2781686

>>2781681
post the mv bro she walks around all gloomy!

 No.2781687

>>2781682
+1 embeds were so much better before that change…

 No.2781688

>>2781686
its a different song i prefer the one i posted with lexie liu

 No.2781689

gooks are so funny man

 No.2781690

>>2781688
my mistake!

 No.2781691

>>2781689
hol up shes actually crazy tall

 No.2781692

>>2781473
opening the blinds on a long flight should be a death sentence

 No.2781693

id rather the blinds be open than a nigga eternally fully reclining his seat the entire time

 No.2781694

>>2781693
yeah fatties who sit down and instantly recline to max are annoying as hell

 No.2781695

only time i ever reclined was on a covid flight that was damn near empty and nobody was behind me what i found out is it basically changes nothing its not any more comfortable than sitting straight

 No.2781696

you guys ever get the urge to jump when you stand on something high and look over the edge

 No.2781697

yea

 No.2781698

no im scared of heights

 No.2781699

same but i still wanna die

 No.2781700

yea im scared of heights too havent been above the second story in a building in over a decade

 No.2781701

Iran declares Strait of Hormuz completely open to commercial traffic during Israel-Lebanon ceasefire

2 hours later
Iran declares strait closed after Israel violates ceasefire

 No.2781702

can you make mac and cheese in an air fryer

 No.2781703

tondemonai

 No.2781704

3pm time to get my day started!

 No.2781705

im a naughty pup

 No.2781706

seriously israel needs to burn

 No.2781707

pissrael

 No.2781708

if one hot dog heals 1 hp i just healed 4 hp

 No.2781709

File: 1776453196423.jpg (135.9 KB, 720x900, ind.jpg)


 No.2781710

too bad in reality one hot dog causes on heart and artery disease and you just got four

 No.2781711

>dog causes on heart and

 No.2781712

File: 1776453443978.jpeg (234.7 KB, 1206x1608, 3876730789072828392_2026-….jpeg)

things you cant do in china

 No.2781713

crazy how gayming is dead

 No.2781714

it really is

 No.2781715


 No.2781716

>>2781715
cant read those moonrunes bro

 No.2781717

it some japs whining about piracy i think

 No.2781718

>>2781701
debunked, nice try lil buddy

 No.2781719

a fresh dunk a fresh n64 challenge a fresh nakeyjakey

 No.2781720

>>2781719
you forgot the fresh emplemon

 No.2781721


 No.2781722


 No.2781723

File: 1776455804848.webp (33.46 KB, 614x767, 0hta65th9svg1.webp)


 No.2781724

>>2781722
sneed that red bull deck

 No.2781725

cant stand all these fat nu freaks they have on ltt now after the ogs left

 No.2781726


 No.2781727

someone just slid in my dms

 No.2781728

call the police

 No.2781729

JUST IN: 🇨🇳 China says it will commission and launch 7 nuclear weapons this year.

 No.2781730

File: 1776456307037.png (332.87 KB, 543x553, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2781731

the only people i see drinking gatorade are fat alcoholic tradesmen

 No.2781732


 No.2781733

>>2781730
red 40 has already become a negative thing lots of people avoid theyre doing it for profit

 No.2781734

File: 1776456717886.jpg (50.41 KB, 700x470, Gp3iwywXkAAcoaB.jpg)


 No.2781735

File: 1776456753757.mp4 (228.5 KB, WDvduNcd4JCGNVRP.mp4)


 No.2781736

>>2781730
theyre not changing shit because they care about health dipshit
theyre finding and using cheaper ingredients to make more profit

 No.2781737

can someone post the latest drumpf truth

 No.2781738

>>2781737
*stabs a screwdriver under your big toe nail*

 No.2781739

File: 1776457107962.jpg (103.72 KB, 976x1056, HDTrrARW4AIv5b9.jpg)

cmon habibi

 No.2781740

>>2781730
companies can feed poison for decades and people will continue to buy their products when they say they change their ingredients

 No.2781741

goddamn viewtiful joe is tough

 No.2781742

>>2781735
bros got a vid for everything

 No.2781743

File: 1776457534766.jpeg (703.65 KB, 1440x1919, 3854143723534503132_2026-….jpeg)

okr progress now just resting a little

 No.2781744

how do i skinmax like jfk jr

 No.2781745

got this weird red line that slowly traveling up my leg more each day from where something bit me on my foot

 No.2781746

thats venom when it reaches your heart you will die

 No.2781747

>>2781746
stop trying to scare me

 No.2781748


 No.2781749


 No.2781750

>>2781741
ive never finished it, its hard as hell

 No.2781751

>>2781745
just asked an llm about this… :x

 No.2781752

>>2781708
4 hotdog points

 No.2781753

why are the globalists trying to make femcels a thing

 No.2781754

women need to go back to never voicing their thoughts and opinions

 No.2781755

except for my beautiful asian yaptubers

 No.2781756

>>2781751
whatd it say

 No.2781757

dont want to scare you…

 No.2781758

>>2781757
come on man now you are scaring me

 No.2781759

long story short? not lookin good for ya

 No.2781760

bro how could a venomline creeping up your calf ever not be bad lmfao

 No.2781761

it can be a sign of an infection moving through the lymphatic system (called Lymphangitis)

 No.2781762

are the metro games good i read the first book back in the day but never tried the game

 No.2781763

the looksmaxing zoomer shit is like some weird jojos bizarre adventure irl spin off

 No.2781764

no not really theyre pretty mid

 No.2781765

>>2781750
im on stage 5 and the continue system is straight up unfair
at least they had the good graces to put a continue point right before the stage end boss fights

 No.2781766

idk never played those they seem reddit

 No.2781767

one of my coworkers sisters died
she got diagnosed with cancer and died on the same day
wild

 No.2781768

>>2781762
i tried to play 2033 redux and got bored it was very linear (in a bad way) and didnt have much going for it

 No.2781769

vax status?

 No.2781770

you know that bitch was vaxxmaxxed

 No.2781771

death can come as easily as a leaf falling off of a tree were outliving so many people we owe it to the fallen to succeed with q3

 No.2781772

dunno man i might die from this afib but let it be known that im not vaxxed

 No.2781773

BREAKING: Just 20 minutes before Trump's announcement that the Strait of Hormuz was open, massive trades hit the market.

Investors sold a combined 7,990 lots of Brent crude futures, ​a $760 million bet that oil would go down.

These orders were much larger than anything else at the time.

The traders made huge gains.

Unusual.

 No.2781774

we need to get into this insider trading shit it sounds lucrative

 No.2781775

dont care about money

 No.2781776

thats so awesome

 No.2781777

poor people love dropping that line

 No.2781778

my 70k grew to about 75k today
lets just say im wolfawallstreet

 No.2781779

wuffawawstwee

 No.2781780

im a real lazy bum today i tell you hwhat

 No.2781781

asian girl at my work did a cute thing today

 No.2781782

>>2781781
sigh…

 No.2781783

File: 1776459374192.jpg (388.42 KB, 2047x2047, GmJR0tybcAQgoS3.jpg)


 No.2781784

alright today is the day i finally get my fat white ass a big arch

 No.2781785

my cheeto president did it
he opened the damn strait

 No.2781786

wonder how much plunder we got from our toll we set up

 No.2781787

File: 1776459681412.png (68.73 KB, 685x790, ClipboardImage.png)

we should be bombing saudis instead of iran

 No.2781788

just got told that im mature for my age but im 30

 No.2781789

first of all dubai is in the uae and they arent saudis

 No.2781790

shit like that will happen and leftoids will be like
>but still we should give all power to the government over our lives and property cuz like that wont happen that often and its just better to be a slave at the whim of an arbitrary elite you have no power over okay chud also gives us your guns

 No.2781791

i want a bf

 No.2781792

>>2781791
havent seen you post in a while whats up

 No.2781793

i want a trans girlfriend
one of those premium ones from the trans pornos i like so much

 No.2781794

>>2781792
got a bf and broke up with him

 No.2781795

*to the tune of this charming man*
i was looking for a bf and then i found a bf

 No.2781796

thats heaven knows im miserable but i still get the vibe

 No.2781797

and heavens know i got hiv now

 No.2781798

he gets the idea

 No.2781799

chudgoyclique make a foid shake

 No.2781800

how do some people just know how to do fancy things like dress up and eat a course meal without ever having done it before

 No.2781801

moz strikes me as a side

 No.2781802

mozerella?

 No.2781803


 No.2781804

moz sticks?

 No.2781805

asian girl on youtube just made me smile

 No.2781806

>>2781803
for the plot

 No.2781807

>>2781805
must be a day ending in y

 No.2781808

>>2781807
she was speaking in japanese then afterwards said "do you know what i mean?" in english it was kawaii

 No.2781809

>>2781800
reincarnation

 No.2781810

gonna be sub 200lbs for the first time in years

 No.2781811

me too i was 198 this morning

 No.2781812

im not weighing myself until my stomach is flat the scale scares me

 No.2781813

>>2781811
based

>>2781812
it can be a powerful motivator

 No.2781814

>>2781813
i started at 240 im scared ill still be 220 or something if i check and get discouraged

 No.2781815

20 pounds down is still good its a start
i started at 225

 No.2781816

i woke up with a belly then i pissed and it was gone

 No.2781817

just weighed myself and im the heaviest ive ever been v_v

 No.2781818

cant believe there wasnt a single cargo ship captain brave enough to run the strait during this whole kerfuffle

 No.2781819

THEY GOT THE WHOLE STRAIT BLOCKED OFF

 No.2781820

dont think ill be losing any weight today though ate a whole thing of cookies :/

 No.2781821

>>2781815
its been a year though i should already be done but i wasnt consistent

 No.2781822

han solo did the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs he could easily clear the strait

 No.2781823

the high seas just aint home to the kind of daring salty sea dogs that it used to be

 No.2781824

after i exerted all that energy rotating my mattress around i realized i could have just moved my pillows to the other end instead

 No.2781825

>>2781821
its a marathon not a sprint

 No.2781826

>>2781825
sigh… you're right…

 No.2781827

File: 1776461801005.jpg (534.5 KB, 1440x1800, 541850135_1838187032212452….jpg)

its friday night
and you know what we do on friday night

 No.2781828

File: 1776461887802.webp (65.14 KB, 1280x730, Safeen-Prestige-taken-fro….webp)

>>2781818
The Safeen Prestige (IMO 9593517) was a Malta-flagged container ship that reportedly sank in the Strait of Hormuz in early April 2026 after being struck by a projectile on March 4, 2026, causing a fire. The 2013-built, 1,740 TEU vessel was hit above the waterline, leading to an engine room fire and abandonment by the crew

they tried

 No.2781829

File: 1776462051587.png (2.08 MB, 3000x3000, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2781830

alright alright we'll pay the toll!

 No.2781831

>>2781829

whats the joke

 No.2781832

>>2781831
😎👍

 No.2781833

someone give me a sitrep (situation report) on the strait situation

 No.2781834

>>2781833
pretty sure we have more gays than straits here at this point

 No.2781835

>>2781833
😎👍

 No.2781836

im not gay unless you think tgirls are gay

 No.2781837

🖕🏿

 No.2781838

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 No.2781839

weve been over this before the overwhelming consensus was that tgirls are gay

 No.2781840

how is that gay bro
they look like girls kind of

 No.2781841

you white boys need Jesus

 No.2781842

i think its the penis that makes it kinda gay

 No.2781843

https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1so4v4e/claviculars_friend_androgen_was_knocked_to_the/
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh androgenbros this is a massive fumble from our boy

 No.2781844

the power scaling in invincible almost makes it unwatchable

 No.2781845

>>2781843
jojos bizarre adventure

 No.2781846

>>2781843
america is a scary place

 No.2781847

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were getting universal high income bet the wagies are feeling pretty stupid right about now

 No.2781848

>>2781847
hes just saying this so no one slimes him while he replaces whites with indians

 No.2781849

https://officialchadrankings.com/Home

aw hell naw clavbros its so ogre

 No.2781850

>>2781849
explain why asufl is not even in the top ten

 No.2781851

ass full of what

 No.2781852

>>2781849
it's over v__v

 No.2781853

today im finishing the main part of a big work project that my team was working on for the last 13 months
still an hour or two of work to do

been super busy the last two months
i should have more free time to game in may

 No.2781854

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streamers are pathetic man

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