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 No.2778248[Last 50 Posts]

they will hate us edition

 No.2778249

anybody been to europe
where should i go in europe

 No.2778250

thank you to the strand warning bro

 No.2778251

hold on let me check

 No.2778252

only place in europe worth seeing is italy

 No.2778253

prague looks cool

 No.2778254

always wanted to see vienna

 No.2778255

prague? vienna? all gay

 No.2778256

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 No.2778257

>>2778248
i love looking at cute little gooks

 No.2778258

they bring joy to my heart

 No.2778259

>>2778254
dont go to vienna brother unless you want to visit hookers but even then i think amsterdam is a better choice

 No.2778260

asian women wow they are angels

 No.2778261

>>2778249
my dream yurop trip is uk to watch the footy and meet some bros at a pub, the castles/monastery in henry 1, the rural german town the immigration papers say my great great grandparents are from

 No.2778262

AH A GERMAN IS IT A BLOODY HUN IN OUR MIDST
go fuck yourself

 No.2778263

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>>2778260
no but they really are

 No.2778264

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asian girls…

 No.2778265

hmm the e key on my keyboard is missing inputs

 No.2778266

gooks are so funny man

 No.2778267

lol

 No.2778268

>>2778262
nah im american

 No.2778269

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pad would have loved this

 No.2778270

nobody plays warrior anymore?

 No.2778271

*blockades your blockade*

 No.2778272

Forgot how miserable it is to play pump in the summer

 No.2778273

destrolock is the only one i ever played

 No.2778274

the sopranos is making me attracted to older women (sex with carmela)

 No.2778275

for me its dr. milfy

 No.2778276

dads getting revenge on me for eating his oreos last night

 No.2778277

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maw

 No.2778278

guy on the right is 🤤

 No.2778279

theres no fucking way blockading a blockade is an actual strat tho like how

 No.2778280

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 No.2778281

>>2778279
ceasar did it at alesia

 No.2778282

>>2778279
i could see us stopping the boats that paid the toll

 No.2778283

are you seriously comparing trump to caesar now

 No.2778284


 No.2778285

>>2778249
lotta buzz about albania

 No.2778286


 No.2778287

made it home from work
might grill some sausage

 No.2778288

BREAKING: Nikita Bier says accounts that use “🚨BREAKING” in their posts had their payouts reduced to 60% and will add another 20% deduction in the next cycle.

breakingbros its over for us

 No.2778289

>>2778288
where the fuck do we get our news from now this is fucked

 No.2778290

orban being out is actually insanely huge news he was the last guy to veto everything eu was trying to do

 No.2778291

crazy how vance singlehandedly sunk his campaign

 No.2778292


 No.2778293

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>>2778290
he sounds like gru

 No.2778294

its crazy how hot an yujin is

 No.2778295

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 No.2778296

BETTER NOT BE EATING MY COOKIES BALATRO BOY

 No.2778297

>>2778294
how hot

 No.2778298

>>2778286
albania could squirt doe they grow most of europes weed

 No.2778299


 No.2778300

tried to play balatro but it was too hard and confusing so i quit

 No.2778301

heard that like 30% of albanians in england are in prison because they all just sell drugs

 No.2778302

>>2778288
NEWS FLASH bros stay winning

 No.2778303

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just googled percentage of korean women under 5 feet tall

 No.2778304

if you look on google streetview basically every car in albania is a benz (totally legitimately acquired) so you know its a very prosperous country

 No.2778305

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 No.2778306

crazy that my president launched a surprise war that failed with no plan b and has been flailing ever since alienating every ally america has

 No.2778307

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lets try something different

 No.2778308


 No.2778309

yeah israel really messed up this time
*puts my feet up on the dashboard of my united states destroyer as another 2 million dollar toll gets deposited onto the deck from my blockade blockade*

 No.2778310

how can a sausage be pineapple flavored what the fuck

 No.2778311

>>2778303
im guessin 25 percent thats my guess

 No.2778312

>>2778307
bro did you really just throw the coals on the ground right there

 No.2778313

>>2778310
it has pineapple chunks inside it retard

 No.2778314

>>2778311
i couldnt find anything convincing

 No.2778315

>>2778313
thats fucking retarded

 No.2778316

were grilling weird fashion meats?

 No.2778317

how can a sausage be nashville flavored what the fuck

 No.2778318

got saucisse de toulouse what do i do with that

 No.2778319

i like my meat cooked oklahoma style

 No.2778320

>>2778317
it’s got nashville chunks inside it retard

 No.2778321

>>2778315
never heard of apple or pineapple chunks in sausage?
3rd world?

 No.2778322

i napped and the power is still fucking out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2778323

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 No.2778324

>>2778317
>>2778320
nashville region hot sauce DIPSHIT

 No.2778325

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 No.2778326

>>2778323
are you not worried about them running off

 No.2778327

id eat that za
id eat that gook

 No.2778328

uuuhhhmm that pizza has cheese on it….

 No.2778329

wtf i can add seals and have it be a different card type too to the same card

 No.2778330

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 No.2778331

read somewhere the cheese on gook 'za is like lactose-free or imitation or something

 No.2778332

>>2778331
man what the fuck

 No.2778333

most of the gook pizza pics you see are them eating in another country
in korea they dont put any cheese on the pizza since they dont have access to dairy and the dough is made from rice flour

 No.2778334

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 No.2778336

fries and pizza gimme that

 No.2778337

some are prop pizzas too made from inedible ingredients like motor oil, plastics, paints to make the food look extra enticing and are done at what koreans call PHOTO_DEE_SHU which are fake modeling sets to take different pics for pretend things like eating out

 No.2778338


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 No.2778340

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stop lying about korea!

 No.2778341

korea is the last remaining asian country that still boils dogs alive and eat them

 No.2778342

not anymore the last presidents wife banned it and the one year grace period is over no more dog oppsoyo

 No.2778343

id eat a dog

 No.2778344

going to knockout the next gook i see in public

 No.2778345

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 No.2778346

>>2778344
i will end you

 No.2778347

>>2778345
why do you have so many pictures of random bara guys

 No.2778348

>>2778345
need need need need need need need need need need

 No.2778349

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>going to knockout the next g–

 No.2778350

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>>2778347
just for livin

 No.2778351

gayyyyy

 No.2778352

>>2778350
i feel like youre posting these just for me so thank you i feel so seen and represented

 No.2778353

i just look like a sloppy bitch when im fat not a big strong hunk im just built wrong

 No.2778354

never been fat i cant even really imagine myself fat

 No.2778355

its ok babe we like the big sloppy bears too

 No.2778356

i aint built to be fat man trust me

 No.2778357

twink gay and bear gay need to be different things

 No.2778358

im also not gay lol

 No.2778359

the thing with those built fat guys is they are definitely roiding and working out everyday
which is what we need to be doing now

 No.2778360

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Had a bf of 5 years with this exact body (had a thick 6 inch dick too). He left me after deciding he wanted to be with a woman. Why even live at this point

 No.2778361

"built fat guys"

 No.2778362

you dont need roids for that physique you just eat a lot and lift a lot

 No.2778363

>>2778360
he got tiddies 😭

 No.2778364

i should gain like 20lbs of muscle

 No.2778365

i need to lose 20 pounds of fat

 No.2778366

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wish i looked like this

 No.2778367

you guys talk about weight loss more than actual women

 No.2778368

we're no better than chicks we love to gossip and talk about how fat we look

 No.2778369

best way to cut is ephedrine shit mogs ozempic hard (and gives you a speedy buzz)

 No.2778370

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the 35 year old man has an idea

 No.2778371

>>2778368
only you fucking fat gay fags

 No.2778372

teacher gave too much homework, sent email begging me to do this shit. talked about it in class

 No.2778373

>>2778370
aite hol up

 No.2778374

this 97 year old man still cuts the old fashioned way

 No.2778375

how is homework still a thing in the post chatgpt era

 No.2778376

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 No.2778377

File: 1776036427548.gif (48.02 KB, 207x108, wow-world-of-warcraft.gif)

yea man let me just do some homework really quick

 No.2778378

dunno how ephedra isnt more popular its like the kratom version of amphetamine

 No.2778379

is ephedrine off the counter shit?

 No.2778380

>>2778375
have to do some bullshit with tableau and excel

 No.2778381

oh boy i get to learn mysql next semester

 No.2778382

>>2778380
*slides you a claude api key for your openclaw*

 No.2778383

yeah you go to cvs and ask for primatene or bronkaid
you can only buy so much at a time and they log your purchases cus people were making meth from it tho

 No.2778384

>>2778366
i wish you looked like that too so i could fucking rape you

 No.2778385

clothes off baby i got peptides

 No.2778386

*walter white voice*
stay out of my territory

 No.2778387

also by far the best decongestant ever completely relieves my hay fever

 No.2778388

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 No.2778389

>>2778381
bro youre getting scammed learning about this crap that ai can do instantly

 No.2778390

>>2778389
idk i need it to graduate

 No.2778391

oh my god susie kim lee park did you hear that guy over at the bar knows mysql that is so hot

 No.2778392

primatene or bronkaid huh thanks for the tip

 No.2778393

whats the dosage gonna look like

 No.2778394

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japs are getting ranchpilled

 No.2778395

so crazy seeing actual slop being eaten with elegant chop sticks

 No.2778396

i use chopsticks because it increases dexterity and exercises the brain

 No.2778397

love exercising the brain

 No.2778398

basically follow the directions on the box (no more than 25/mg per four hours, 100mg/day) this is one of those old school drugs that actually does stuff

 No.2778399

based thanks man this could be big

 No.2778400

basically what i do is take like 35~mg and titrate with 12mg every 3 or so hours from there to get the most out of it

 No.2778401

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 No.2778402

>>2778401
what da hell baki even about :sob:

 No.2778403

gonna watch that project hail reddit movie

 No.2778404

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you guys were right buying old meat is the play

 No.2778405

bleu cheese mogs ranch for wings

 No.2778406

>>2778404
>plastic wrap meat from the atlantic
>plastic jug milk
>plastic bag rice
>plastic bag noodles
my fellow pilgrim
just a tip if you want to go full pilgrim mode and want to leave the meat out on the counter for a few days until you cook it just dump a hole salt shaker on it and coat it and slice lines into it with a knife and stuff the lines with salt
this tip works for the milk too

 No.2778407

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 No.2778408

project hail mary is the best movie ive seen in years

 No.2778409

you guys are delulu af

 No.2778410

>>2778408
theres no fucking way i believe you

 No.2778411

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 No.2778412

>>2778410
it was really good

 No.2778413

people i trust with movies are saying project hail mary is good but it seems really reddit to me and im a curmudgeonly old man who cant be swayed easily

 No.2778414

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 No.2778415

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all my delulus are coming trululu

 No.2778416

trust the people you trust bro its a certified classic

 No.2778417

the ending of project hail mary when the mission turns out to be a success made me so overcome with emotions i had to hold back tears and leave the room since i was watching it with dad and didnt want him to see me crying

 No.2778418

movie idea: project naked korean wife

 No.2778419

>>2778417
spoiler
DIE DIE DIE DIE

 No.2778420

cleaning the spoiler































cleaning the spoiler

 No.2778421

some of us havent seen it yet man

 No.2778422

i dont think ill be seeing it the martian was reddit af and i bet this is as well

 No.2778423

stream it

 No.2778424

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project asian girl and me get mary'd

 No.2778425

science, bitch!

 No.2778426

the martian is indeed reddit as fuck this is nothing like the martian

 No.2778427

Sometime in the future, an older Stratt and her team acquired the probes, allowing humanity to stop the astrophage from darkening the sun. Meanwhile, the Eridians create a biodome on their planet for Grace to live in. Rocky tells him that Eridian scientists have finished preparing Hail Mary to return to Earth. While contemplating the news, Grace begins another day of teaching science to Eridian children.

 No.2778428

i just know theres a shot of ryan gosling levitating in space going "haaaaail marrrry" and i cant bring myself to watch that cringe

 No.2778429

>>2778417
how reddit is that movie?
is it still watchable or good?

 No.2778430


 No.2778431

cant believe someone is trying to ruin the best movie thats come out in theatres in years we have some real blackguards here

 No.2778432

this whole time i thought s came before n so i was looking for a folder on my desktop and i couldnt find it

 No.2778433

the trailer spoiled a lot of stuff it shouldnt have

 No.2778434

>>2778432
come on man

 No.2778435

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 No.2778436

dont think im looking forward to a single movie this year
the devil wears prada 2 maybe which is insane if i really think about it

 No.2778437

>>2778432
this is the esl shit we have to put up with here since trumps too pussy to nuke europe

 No.2778438

>>2778432
bros q r S

 No.2778439

youre not looking forward to her private hell the best movie in the world?

 No.2778440

>>2778437
thats an american poster 110%

 No.2778441

refn made a new movie? id be excited for this if neon demon didnt suck ass

 No.2778442

too old to die young was monumental

 No.2778443

its wrapped bro and neon demon kicked ass

 No.2778444

https://www.tiktok.com/@violetpeaks/video/7617500808313163038

thats it im taking my white ass to michigan

 No.2778445

remember when zii spelled kissing as k i s s i s s i n g

 No.2778446

cant read the posts you guys make the same way any more since i became antarctica pilled

 No.2778447

>>2778444
why is this girl making tutorials for things she is bad at

 No.2778448

File: 1776038370842.jpg (37.75 KB, 400x273, 1_0fa1b6f186c5733c452fe987….jpg)

this talk about the martian guy reminds i should cop some cool looney tunes mud flaps for my truck
either this or the yosemite sam back off ones
these used to be everywhere when i was a kid but you dont see em now same with the smiley faces on the antennas

 No.2778449

should i go see that new movie project hail mary starring literally me
my power is still out

 No.2778450

yeah they were everywhere i forgot about that alien dude

 No.2778451

>>2778449
best movie of the last 5 years

 No.2778452

thats marvin the martian man

 No.2778453

>>2778444
this is just the kind of asian nerd id gel with

 No.2778454

marvin the martian aye that was his name

 No.2778455

>>2778448
for me the thing that was everywhere that completely disappeared was those sports team flag things you would stick in your car window and roll up

 No.2778456

im kinda like the martian cuz im a little green nigga running around with a gat

 No.2778457

>>2778453
>>2778444
thats a child

 No.2778458

she looks mature for her age

 No.2778459

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 No.2778460

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drumpfs fucking insane economy

 No.2778461

10 dollars for a mug thats highway robbery

 No.2778462

theatre prices sucking isnt drumpf its theatres being gay

 No.2778463

so nice of them to serve you nachos and popcorn so after you hands get all germed up from touching those arm rests in the theater you can deliver them right into your mouth via the popcorn and nachos

 No.2778464

if youre healthy youre supposed to be able to handle germs like that grow up

 No.2778465

you gotta sneak your own drinks and snacks into the theatre unless you really really want popcorn

 No.2778466


 No.2778467

they need to bring back drive-ins so we can drink and smoke with sultry pin-up type girls while we watch the new kinos

 No.2778468

no way watching from a car can be a good experience

 No.2778469

i think clav did okay

 No.2778470


 No.2778471

modern cars probably not but 50s cars have like no soundproofing no windshield tint and fishbowl-like visibility

 No.2778472

if im watching from my car ill watch at home

 No.2778473

sausage review
both good but not amazing
i rate the nashville hots over the pineapple

 No.2778474

you cant be eating sausage man that gives you cancer

 No.2778475

i grilled it first

 No.2778476


 No.2778477

clearly speakmaxxing should be part of the "looksmaxxing" no?

 No.2778478

that greek nigga shouting at the waves and speaking with marbles in his mouth was the first speakmaxxer if you think about it

 No.2778479

nah nigga we be mumblin like dope fiends

 No.2778480

drank a couple beers homework and exams were pissing me off

 No.2778481


 No.2778482

>>2778460
wtf im about to go to the theatre to watch the new literally me

 No.2778483

>>2778473
how may sausages did you eat man

 No.2778484

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

 No.2778485

sneak some m n ms in yer boot

 No.2778486


 No.2778487

alright thats about all i could handle of project hail reddit
as i suspected its incredibly reddit

 No.2778488

cooper flagg single handed trying to save white boy summer where is his back up

 No.2778489

project hail hitler

 No.2778490


 No.2778491

ai turn her to goonbait

 No.2778492

>>2778470
wow that butterfly fluttering around the horsecock is so whimsical shes like a disney princess

 No.2778493

>>2778487
wtf should i not go?

 No.2778494

no you should go that guys an idiot the film is great

 No.2778495

whats this guys deal with trying to get us to commit to a reddit movie

 No.2778496


 No.2778497

hmmm…

 No.2778498

>>2778496
i cant man my powers out and my phones about to run out of battery

 No.2778499

harbor house dot i e my my that is a sketchy url

 No.2778500

as long as you have adblock and dont click the sexy_pics.jpg.exe that it automatically downloads youll be fine going on sketchy websites theres literally nothing they can do to hurt you

 No.2778501

wtf do you even do with money

 No.2778502

lose it in the stock market mostly

 No.2778503

give it to streamers

 No.2778504

File: 1776041661249.jpg (448.7 KB, 1509x2011, HFuvZf5akAAyumj.jpg)

we buy snacks for our bf

 No.2778505

yeah im just dumping it into the stock market and watching it go down lol

 No.2778506

>>2778501
buy slop

 No.2778507

>>2778501
omega speedmaster

 No.2778508

>omega speedmaster
i cant afford tyreek hill!

 No.2778509

File: 1776041994850.mp4 (13.92 MB, Ip6QchC5ZkwFWuI3.mp4)

crazy how the girls und panzers do this stuff theyre so talented

 No.2778510

im the only person in the theatre for this movie…..

 No.2778511

bro its been in theatres for like 4 weeks already

 No.2778512

crowbcat really is dying on this re hill huh

 No.2778513

>>2778511
i spoke too soon like 6 people just showed up

 No.2778514

oh no no no bruh got to the theatre early even though they show 20 minutes of ads no no no xD

 No.2778515

the movie was supposed to start 10 minutes ago and the trailers are only just now starting
hoooooo boy dunc3 trailer on the big screen

 No.2778516

bros on his phone during the movie oh my lord

 No.2778517

dune 3 thats another one to look forward to

 No.2778518

forgot to tell yall i buzzed my hair

 No.2778519

>>2778516
lets fucking kill him for this (in minecraft)

 No.2778520

>>2778518
like, bald?

 No.2778521

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 No.2778522

not bald just army style buzzed

 No.2778523

guys i dont think i can cheer for a monkey faced nigger named gout gout i just cant fucking do it

 No.2778524

File: 1776043525198.jpg (98.55 KB, 613x455, Untitled.jpg)

feels like im cheating with this joker

 No.2778525

File: 1776043561256.mp4 (4.08 MB, McS2vXYjbjaHSecM.mp4)


 No.2778526

File: 1776043766884.png (846.58 KB, 1059x1191, ClipboardImage.png)

xi found the yaoi…

 No.2778527

yo xi aint playin 🅱️ 😂😂

 No.2778528

thats fucked up

 No.2778529

previews are finally over
holy cwap theres gonna be a baby yeed movie and a he man movie

 No.2778530

File: 1776044133937.jpg (74.56 KB, 576x1085, HFrZ4pubUAEdJDL.jpg)


 No.2778531

>>2778526
wtf its against the law to write boys love?

 No.2778532

if it only bans foids from writing yaoi then its based

 No.2778533

wtf communism is bad

 No.2778534

ugly gook teachers responded to why she replied to my email 8pm sunday

"I check emails anytime unless teaching, meeting, and sleeping."

 No.2778535

>>2778526
instead of sending those hot confused young chinese ladies to jail for ten years they should send them to me i could show them a thing or two about boys and love

 No.2778536

crazy how its 10 years in jail for writing boys love in china but in america you can stab someone and be out in 6 months

 No.2778537

>>2778534
sleeping with black men most likely

 No.2778538

future people are going to look back on soft on crime policies and think they were completely pants on head retarded

 No.2778539

>>2778509
that probably cost 200k of taxpayer money

 No.2778540

>>2778536
stabbing affects only 1 victim and if its some nigger, literally no one cares that he is gone
creating and distributing harmful media sow corruption into masses of vulnerable youth is far more impactful

 No.2778541

>>2778512
is he wrong tho

 No.2778542

File: 1776044986860.png (521.05 KB, 879x1117, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2778543

File: 1776045117958.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 871.17 KB, 2722x4096, HFstNeWaMAAWSCq.jpeg)

omo

 No.2778544

where is her penis

 No.2778545

too late to fix my life…

 No.2778546

its probably not too late you just need some meth like substance to get it done

 No.2778547

File: 1776045353432.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.79 MB, 2000x2000, HBYrZUja4AAypqc.jpeg)


 No.2778548

you have holes in your brain

 No.2778549

actually i have about two credit cards worth of microplastic which is probably worse

 No.2778550


 No.2778551

>>2778550
these lil bros arent ready for the tartaria pill

 No.2778552

>>2778548
from weed?

 No.2778553

what if the right amount of meth gave you superpowers

 No.2778554

my doctor wouldnt give me adderall when i was in the mental hospital because he didnt want me to ruin my life with it if only he could see me now lol

 No.2778555

whyd you go to the mental hospital

 No.2778556

bcus my penis was too big

 No.2778557

congrats on your big penis

 No.2778558

id like to jump off a bridge because i like the idea of my body disappearing into the water but 1 no tall bridges here and 2 what if the impact doesnt actually kill me i dont want to drown

 No.2778559

a real go getter would find the best spot suited to his needs

 No.2778560

*locks in instead*
dumb bitch retard

 No.2778561

im starting to think the whole drinking and smoking weed for a decade might have been a bad idea

 No.2778562

grimmi says that people who want to jump off bridges should watch bojack horseman until they get to the episode titled the view from halfway down and that will make them not want to jump off bridges anymore

 No.2778563

who the fuck is grimmi

 No.2778564

File: 1776047191053.png (233.11 KB, 640x546, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2778565

gwimmi sayth that peopwe who want to jump off bwidgeth thouwd watcth bowjyack howthman untiw they get to the epithode titwed the view fwom hawfway down and that wiww make them not want to jump off bwidgeth anymowe

 No.2778566

File: 1776047290426.png (749.63 KB, 584x741, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2778567

that reminds me of something i read in a reddit comment while i lay in bed about a guys shorts drawstring getting caught in some kind of machinery and twisting around his penis degloving it and popping his testicles clean off

 No.2778568

crazy that they do that to eunuchs in the chinese imperial court

 No.2778569

trump is going after our guy the pope…

 No.2778570

starting to think trump might not be a such a stand up guy

 No.2778571

listen we had to invade iran because uhhhhhhhh nukes or something i dunno

 No.2778572

glute bridges soon yall we gotta build our glutes

 No.2778573

magacock
all night long

 No.2778574

File: 1776049029389.png (21.07 KB, 679x654, HFuLoHDXAAAKOMG.png)


 No.2778575

File: 1776049215358.jpeg (492.05 KB, 1320x2117, Clipboard Apr 12, 2026 at….jpeg)

>>2778570
explain this then

 No.2778576

>>2778574
too many of her drawings are just 'look at how quirky i am'

 No.2778577

shes a quirky chungus fr lol

 No.2778578

it only bothers me because theyre not even the interesting kind of genuine weirdo like nekojiru where their comics are a peek into their strange and unique perspective but just insisting over and over 'hehe arent i so weird?'

 No.2778579

File: 1776050481488.png (573.6 KB, 559x518, firefox_2016-01-21_02-57-3….png)

god leora was so fucking hot

 No.2778580

>>2778574
she doesnt do this
no one does this

 No.2778581

>>2778579
shes fat and old now sigh

 No.2778582

>>2778579
damn this is a throwback, i'd see them fight sometimes and paul would get really angry and storm off

 No.2778583

people just give you money and gifts for getting married? wtf we need to do that

 No.2778584

thank you very much people

 No.2778585

we arent at war with iran actually we never declared war this is a 'special military operation'

 No.2778586

this sounds so autistic but when i play games now i think of myself as arino from gccx

 No.2778587

why would you do that

 No.2778588

i like how the baseball hall of fame is so hard to get into like alex rodriguez didnt even make it
meanwhile basically everyone gets into the basketball hall of fame its a joke

 No.2778589

well people

 No.2778590

File: 1776052268829.png (991.02 KB, 1634x679, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2778591

File: 1776052426206.png (20.7 KB, 583x168, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2778592

>>2778587
it motivates me to finish them
i have to do it for the viewers at home

 No.2778593

>>2778592
that's not too bad

 No.2778594

File: 1776052919081.mp4 (281.27 KB, Chatear Con Reisen Udongei….mp4)


 No.2778595

movies over
it started out kinda reddit but it ended up being good, they totally tried to ape the interstellar docking scene and the att girl with nice tits was in it

 No.2778596

uh guys whys the thread so dead…

 No.2778597

File: 1776054833532.png (69.62 KB, 906x1300, HFwb7TxboAAwRmF.png)

>>2778596
hey look at this

 No.2778598

>>2778597
wheres her penis

 No.2778599

doesnt have one

 No.2778600

well she should atleast have ginormous, shameful udders bigger than the size of her head

 No.2778601

poor thing 😔

 No.2778602

scientist gf would be nice
listening to her yap about whatever complicated junk shes working on while cuddling

 No.2778603

k-break

 No.2778604

>>2778602
while her cock leaks precum…

 No.2778605

scientist + boss gf?
seems like a nightmare man

 No.2778606

the emperor of japan should just come out and finally say there are too many pokemon and there should only be like 300 max

 No.2778607

i need a lopunnygf

 No.2778608

gotta catch em all

 No.2778609

File: 1776056338134.jpg (447.22 KB, 1541x2722, b770b6ffe625eaad9f46f6303f….jpg)


 No.2778610


 No.2778611

>>2778610
thanks for the late response!

 No.2778612

crazy how not armed and dangerous we are

 No.2778613

i dont want to hurt others its so weird and scary that there are people who do

 No.2778614

thats exactly what someone who wants to hurt others would say

 No.2778615

thats so messed up

 No.2778616


 No.2778617

talmud
b-b-b-b-b-bomb iran

 No.2778618

honestly
mahjong is a better game than texas hold'em

 No.2778619

but you need 4 people and a huge time commitment for mahjong while holdem is way more flexible

 No.2778620

>>2778619
*lugs in my briefcase full of tiles*

 No.2778621

those tiles do feel so good to fondle

 No.2778622

fondle my ass daddy

 No.2778623

i dont think i will

 No.2778624

when im doing my glute bridges i pretend im thrusting into some boybutt but mostly in a straight sort of sense

 No.2778625

in what sense can that be sorted as straight!

 No.2778626

like in a roman way

 No.2778627

went to get a snack and as i was walking back into my room dad shoulder bumped me and said "banana boy" because i was holding a banana

 No.2778628

he got your ass lol

 No.2778629


 No.2778630

>>2778624
that's cool man

 No.2778631

resident evil 4 was cool i wish leon was real

 No.2778632

>>2778609
WHERES HER PENIS

 No.2778633

i have two days to get every single thing done and theres just too much to do im cooked

 No.2778634

just give up

 No.2778635


 No.2778636

fuck shouldnt ate a 2nd bowl of my old ass chicken n rice before dumping it

 No.2778637

whats your rules for leftovers 3 days is all i ever do

 No.2778638

max 2 days and even thats rare

 No.2778639

no rules

 No.2778640

we should get into gangstalking random schizos on twitter

 No.2778641

thats what im doing but on 162

 No.2778642


 No.2778643

gooks are so funny man

 No.2778644

heard that chapstick is a scam that just dries out your lips more making you dependent on chapstick

 No.2778645


 No.2778646


 No.2778647

heard theres going to be a graphic sex scene in the tadc movie

 No.2778648

theres only two basic energies in this world one is stress the other relaxation

 No.2778649

theres going to be a graphic sex scene in the 162 movie

 No.2778650

thank you drunk me for refilling the water jug and ice cube trays

 No.2778651

wonder what my elderly ex president joe biden is up to

 No.2778652

cant watch movies where people sewer slide, grape, or slime

 No.2778653

whats slime

 No.2778654

love grape

 No.2778655

i dont drink because im scared of what lurks within me
of what i may unleash upon the world

 No.2778656

oh no i'm on my last can of 'ster…
i need to check store catalogues

 No.2778657

have you considered just drinking WATER

 No.2778658

'ster is literally water filled with vitamins
what are you talking about

 No.2778659

i need to become more like belisarius

 No.2778660


 No.2778661

File: 1776076666588.png (388.61 KB, 614x715, 1657367861319.png)

>>2778122
huge +1
>>2778232
bro, that's the ninja training grounds from you only live twice!
>>2778201
lots of milk and milk based products in japan. hokkaido is big on dairy stuff.

 No.2778662

quit linking old threads troublesome gaijin retard

 No.2778663

File: 1776078214729.png (965.02 KB, 1016x1010, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2778664

File: 1776078726824.png (396.07 KB, 543x595, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2778576
>>2778580
excuse me, it's called goop and it's very good for you

 No.2778665

File: 1776081175374.jpg (50.43 KB, 1320x1239, HFrsGnzaMAAY3kj.jpg)

lol

 No.2778666

facts are facts chud and they dont care about your feelings

 No.2778667

>carefully picks up 8 football matches (soccer for uscucks)
>place a bet
>first match fucks me up in the ass
every time

 No.2778668

File: 1776082068216.jpg (41.04 KB, 1080x360, 20260411_100611.jpg)


 No.2778669

>>2778665
who do you think theyre carrying water for with this one?

 No.2778670

File: 1776083389877.png (2.21 MB, 1065x1280, ClipboardImage.png)

starting to think trump is the antichrist

 No.2778671

>>2778644
it depends on the type but i know for sure carmex is bad for your lips

 No.2778672

>>2778671
thanks for the late reply!

 No.2778673

yea im dropping rectify and going back to anime
im tired of this show

 No.2778674

File: 1776085296161.jpg (57.36 KB, 589x557, 20260413_063457.jpg)

wagie bros it's your favorite day

 No.2778675

its national homestuck day 413

 No.2778676

File: 1776085724755.jpg (27.44 KB, 640x480, 423e558e9aaf4dc63b8c2c3149….jpg)


 No.2778677

File: 1776085784256.jpeg (644.42 KB, 1440x1920, 3871228653003188359_2026-….jpeg)

theres an asian girl at the end of all of this for me

 No.2778678

left my window open overnight and now everything is humid and sticky in my room

 No.2778679

this is a good demonstration of the kinds of pants and jeans currently in fashion in korea theyre going wide at the bottom

 No.2778680

File: 1776086191780.jpg (232.59 KB, 1024x1024, 1766318818097291.jpg)


 No.2778681

File: 1776086275751.jpeg (311.64 KB, 1440x1800, 2764682802056886950_2022-….jpeg)

so close to an okr…

 No.2778682

>>2778680
what da hell kind of underwear is that

 No.2778683


 No.2778684

its called a jock strap have you never been to karate class??

 No.2778685

File: 1776087828872.png (925.74 KB, 1080x810, ClipboardImage.png)

this sites just turned into a nasty faggot board now

 No.2778686

jock straps and wrestling singlets are huge in the gay comm

 No.2778687

wrestling is a straight mans sport

 No.2778688

>>2778685
looking good gleep

 No.2778689

>>2778684
thats not a jockstrap jockstraps dont cover your b hole

 No.2778690

>>2778683
when he starts fucking his ass with the cum as lube 🥵🥵🥵

 No.2778691

>>2778687
the sport and fags wearing them are 2 different things

 No.2778692

all the wrestlers i know are bi

 No.2778693

File: 1776088339221.png (156 KB, 636x198, ClipboardImage.png)

*listens and learns*

 No.2778694

just take zinc supplements you dont need influencer shit

 No.2778695

why would i care about the taste when my cum is being lapped up by a female cervix into her fertile womb?

 No.2778696

thats definitely not happening

 No.2778697

we got that watery low sperm count semen

 No.2778698

you need to take ropex

 No.2778699

>>2778697
thats the plastic in our balls doing that

 No.2778700

i must not have microplastics then..

 No.2778701

i think i have a narrow urethra like hank hill

 No.2778702

get into sounding and gape that slutty cock hole

 No.2778703

thanks doc

 No.2778704


 No.2778705


 No.2778706

summer gonna feel like die lit ong

 No.2778707

File: 1776091095185.png (251.6 KB, 586x1056, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2778708

File: 1776091203335.png (129.44 KB, 1011x738, Screenshot 2026-04-13 0844….png)

>>2778707
thats my president

 No.2778709

forgot what i was gonna say

 No.2778710

oh right can you get monetized on truthsocial like u can on twitter and get paid for posting bomb ass truths?

 No.2778711

>>2778708
thats not trump posting it bro its stephen miller

 No.2778712

File: 1776092407115.png (200.12 KB, 1178x927, ClipboardImage.png)

crazy that obama got us the best deal possible with iran and trump tore it up for no reason

 No.2778713

the snoremericans woke up

 No.2778714

trump had a ceasefire and israel fucked it up

 No.2778715

>>2778712
its not that crazy when you realize trump is a kike that is hell bent on destroying america and christianity
why else would he go after the pope?
who else would threaten the pope but a demonic kike?

 No.2778716

im kind of over this whole iranian thing im interested in seeing if something new is gonna start popping off soon

 No.2778717

bro thats a jesuit antipope we havent had a real pope in centuries

 No.2778718

>>2778714
trump and israels kike pm are both working together dipshit
theyre both zionist demons that stink like sulfur

 No.2778719

the kbros woke up

 No.2778720

new diet plan
im only going to drink kombucha and fast

 No.2778721

>and fast
drink it slowly or youll start hiccuping

 No.2778722

File: 1776093177463.jpg (98.63 KB, 640x800, 1775993971299795.jpg)

the gaybros woke up

 No.2778723


 No.2778724

crazy how many gay people post here

 No.2778725

we are a very diverse comm but im bi btw

 No.2778726


 No.2778727

im just a poor innocent baby trying to survive in an evil fucked up wolrd

 No.2778728

some shit an evil guilty person says

 No.2778729

File: 1776093657180.jpg (77.04 KB, 749x562, EkS3EyzXcAIvUYP.jpg)


 No.2778730

File: 1776093743029.jpg (520.4 KB, 2620x2640, HFwMbb_XUAAol0A.jpg)


 No.2778731

>>2778724
neets turn prison gay all the time

 No.2778732

the only prison gay we have is futabro

 No.2778733

lets check out the night market

 No.2778734

obama really was too good for this country
fat jew worshiping hillbillies deserve everything that theyre getting with the pedo cheeto

 No.2778735


 No.2778736

obama was a nigger

 No.2778737

>>2778736
enjoy your $10/gallon gas

 No.2778738

>>2778736
and he was more educated, wealthy, and charismatic then you will ever be

 No.2778739

soda

 No.2778740

gay posting and niggerworship wish our chuds still posted here

 No.2778741

>oxford comma
my pussy just dried up

 No.2778742

the chuds lost kid

 No.2778743

the chuds will rise again

 No.2778744

>>2778741
youre a retard
its only omitted for print to save on space
go back to reddit and show them how you took ENC1101 at community college

 No.2778745

is the oxford comma the one preceding an and? my grammar books say those are grand

 No.2778746

what is this redditor niggerworshipper on about

 No.2778747

esl gay niggerworshipping redditors really do love attacking peoples grammar but then being wrong

 No.2778748

snoremericans are obsessed with the dumbest shit

 No.2778749

i basically called you a dweeb and you proved my point desu

 No.2778750

File: 1776095111529.jpg (53.96 KB, 700x700, 1775059197269846.jpg)


 No.2778751

can i be honest
i dont give a fuck about an oxford comma

 No.2778752

i dont know
can you

 No.2778753

Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly building an AI clone to replace him in meetings | The AI version of Zuckerberg is trained on his mannerisms, tone, and public statements, according to a report from the Financial Times
Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly building an AI clone to replace him in meetings | The AI version of Zuckerberg is trained on his mannerisms, tone, and public statements, according to a report from the Financial Times
Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly building an AI clone to replace him in meetings | The AI version of Zuckerberg is trained on his mannerisms, tone, and public statements, according to a report from the Financial Times
Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly building an AI clone to replace him in meetings | The AI version of Zuckerberg is trained on his mannerisms, tone, and public statements, according to a report from the Financial Times
Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly building an AI clone to replace him in meetings | The AI version of Zuckerberg is trained on his mannerisms, tone, and public statements, according to a report from the Financial Times

 No.2778754

just remembered haachama exists

 No.2778755

hi hungry im dad ahhh coment

 No.2778756

>>2778755
hi dad

 No.2778757

wish i lived in korea and i could just hop on the tube and go to a night market just whenever

 No.2778758

>>2778754
so when are they announcing the graduation

 No.2778759

the future is brown unisex asexual

 No.2778760

so when, are they announcing the graduation*

 No.2778761

the future is gay the future is nigger the future is esl we are just ahead of the curve

 No.2778762

LE TUBE

 No.2778763

>>2778760
oh, it's you

 No.2778764

an oxford oh is diabolical

 No.2778765

>>2778761
the future is gay, the future is nigger, the future is [neil degrasse tyson pause] esl, we, are just ahead of the curb*

 No.2778766

we need grammatical notation for a ngt pause

 No.2778767

im the smartest person here
i graduated from a $20k code boot camp

 No.2778768

>>2778752
ive seen those english dramas too

 No.2778769

shouldnt it be a code camp then

 No.2778770

im a code champ

 No.2778771

chump*

 No.2778772

booty camp *smacks your ass*

 No.2778773

>>2778769
no this is something much more exclusive
i had to have a letter of recommendation and interview

 No.2778774

does gay shit happen in the bunks of coding boot camp like it does in the army

 No.2778775

WHO DARE AWAKEN NEETFUCK AT THIS HOUR

 No.2778776

hey guys lets kill neetfuck

 No.2778777

File: 1776096110690.png (814.59 KB, 1200x675, ClipboardImage.png)

My 600-Lb. Life star Dolly Martinez has died at the age of 30
My 600-Lb. Life star Dolly Martinez has died at the age of 30
My 600-Lb. Life star Dolly Martinez has died at the age of 30
My 600-Lb. Life star Dolly Martinez has died at the age of 30
My 600-Lb. Life star Dolly Martinez has died at the age of 30
My 600-Lb. Life star Dolly Martinez has died at the age of 30
My 600-Lb. Life star Dolly Martinez has died at the age of 30
My 600-Lb. Life star Dolly Martinez has died at the age of 30
My 600-Lb. Life star Dolly Martinez has died at the age of 30
My 600-Lb. Life star Dolly Martinez has died at the age of 30
https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/my-600-lb-life-star-dolly-martinez-has-died-at-the-age-of-30-3350662/
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

 No.2778778

yet another eceleb weve outlived

 No.2778779

good thing im eating a salad

 No.2778780

stop eating
NOW

 No.2778781

>>2778777
not like this bunnybros

 No.2778782

>>2778780
shedtwt dni

 No.2778783


 No.2778784

File: 1776096363454.mp4 (3.82 MB, fellowwhypipo.mp4)

found a vid of obamabro

 No.2778785


 No.2778786

dear zeus the chuds are at it again

 No.2778787

im african american

 No.2778788

>>2778787
black power my friend
*raises fist*

 No.2778789

gooks are so funny man

 No.2778790

>>2778788
✊🏿

 No.2778791

File: 1776096715278.png (Spoiler Image, 4.13 MB, 1936x1903, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2778792

im tryna be nice

 No.2778793

WHAT THE FUCK DOES MAKE A FOID SHAKE MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2778794

>>2778792
hi tryna be nice im dad

 No.2778795

File: 1776097181399.jpeg (48.9 KB, 665x375, 3802547467251284395_2026-….jpeg)

somewhere an asian girl is waiting for her huzz and im huzz

 No.2778796

guess donny went to bed because he hasnt tweeted in an hour

 No.2778797

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Allegations Surface That Steven Sharif Spent Over $40,000 of Ashes of Creation Kickstarter Funds on Magic: The Gathering Cards and Private Chefs

Steven Sharif, former CEO of Intrepid Studios' MMO Ashes of Creation which raised $3.2 million on Kickstarter, faces accusations of misusing company funds on personal expenses including over $40,000 on Magic: The Gathering cards and private chefs, based on a leaked financial ledger published by YouTuber NefasQS. The studio shut down after WARN Act layoffs affecting 210 employees, including 123 in California, with Steam removing the $50 early access game following quits by the director and leadership team. Sharif denies the allegations as categorically false amid ongoing legal battles with the studio's board.

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>>2778797
mtgspammer type shit

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>>2778796
wish he would "go to bed" for a long time if you know what i mean

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im about to go to bed for a nap about 12:30 in the afternoon because I DONT HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!!!

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>>2778802
u should get one prolly fam

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>>2778802
how is that going to help you get a job

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i should play mother 2 again

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stream it zii

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>>2778794
hi dad 🫦

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zii doesnt play good games like mother 2

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this is gonna be us in q3 (im dog)

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i wish i learned how to drive

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got lurk'd again

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>>2778810
just do it man it's ez

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you can learn to drive i didnt learn until i was 30

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>>2778810
you can still learn its like riding a bike

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its literally like playing a video game
the first time i ever drove while high i treated checking my speed gauge to make sure i wasnt going too fast or too slow like checking the minimap in sc2 to make sure i wasnt getting dropped

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crazy that this is just ams life now cuz he locked in and it could be ours if we also locked in

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and running people over is like getting a powerup in mario kart lol

 No.2778818

did that anime of the shota coaching the milfy volleyball team come out yet

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love that we blockade the gay and the market goes up because everyone knows how fake and dumb it is

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seriously trump tolling the toll was genius he really is like caesar

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do the harlem shake

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>>2778820
trump is lowkey one hood ass nigga an i fw him for that

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zii you hearing this?

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ugh pimple on my forehead :/

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kara tonight hope i get some loot

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aint nobody giving loot to a rogue lil bro

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telling that the journo only had the sack to do that to clav and not androgenic who would have wiped the floor with his smug ass

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this is so us

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am is this true

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>>2778816
hes gonna go on a romantic sakura date yjki

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why did he get all pissy about getting asked why he hangs out with andrew tate? thats foidcoded af

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>>2778830
i think id have to pinch myself every day going is this real if i actually married a japanese woman

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>>2778832
he was doing disingenuous gotcha journalism

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>>2778829
this is literally me

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he was clearly trying to spike his cortisol

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started laundry at 11am and now its almost done at 2pm

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crazy how there are just whole countries where if you say you went there people will assume you just fucked hookers that must be so embarrassing as natives of those countries

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>>2778839
thats part of the culture

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>>2778837
do you work at a hotel

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wish i worked at a hotel in hawaii where all the kgirls come on their vacation

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>>2778834
asking a question is a gotcha?

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>>2778842
no i just have been putting off my laundry so i had two loads of clothes and one load of towels

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HOLY FUCK WE CAN GO ON A CRUISE WITH NL

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>>2778846
this seems like a bad idea

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LAST POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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