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 No.2765615[Last 50 Posts]

of man and cat

 No.2765617

File: 1774707048189.jpg (262.43 KB, 1773x1758, 1773307940341898.jpg)

trump is crashing the world economy to make the q3 dream come true trust the plan

 No.2765618

if i could pull cali asians id try but theres no way i could.. and not just because im european and its basically impossible for me to move to cali but also because the competition is too insane

 No.2765619

>>2765613
that's a few million dollars project

 No.2765620

File: 1774707099741.jpg (7.48 MB, 4000x3000, 20260328_101105.jpg)

they got steak at breakfast bros

 No.2765621

i have no chocie but to try cali im not am with a nice teaching degree

 No.2765622

>>2765606
if he can leave moscow before october 1812 everything changes

 No.2765623

a cali abg baddie…

 No.2765624

File: 1774707149716.webm (2 MB, 1280x720, thescoop.webm)


 No.2765625

>>2765618
never underestimate the irrationality of girls
go for it!

 No.2765626


 No.2765627

irrational agf? sounds like it could backfire

 No.2765628

so youre telling me if i live on a farm in rural midwest america
the agf 2026 q3 is going to be difficult

 No.2765629


 No.2765630

File: 1774707464559.png (1.37 MB, 1319x852, ClipboardImage.png)

he do be looking like a dyke

 No.2765631

File: 1774707475854.jpg (232.8 KB, 800x800, 1egc01egc0.jpg)

when the hell did amlitzer get to japan

 No.2765632

were moving to cali in q3 farmbro

 No.2765633

what unfunny joke will they force when q3 comes and goes

 No.2765634

>>2765628
these are the challenges we must overcome

 No.2765635

>>2765630
he actually looks like a video game character its actually uncanny

 No.2765636

File: 1774707835957.png (292.18 KB, 450x450, ClipboardImage.png)

gonna have to buy some of this as a cord gamer

 No.2765637

uncanny valley

 No.2765638

>>2765636
I know gentiles in NYC politics.

All of them say jews are ravenous right now. A level of mask-off, paranoid, bloodlust religious psychosis they’ve never seen.

They’re openly talking about how much they hate the goyim for not fighting Iran enthusiastically. They’re terrified.

 No.2765639

>>2765633
why would we try forcing a joke after q3

 No.2765640

File: 1774707916130.jpg (1.32 MB, 1447x2047, 20260327_081805.jpg)

>>2765605
+1
>>2765610
yeah lol
>>2765607
yeah he did lol
>>2765612
bro, you are so close to Asia though! you can sleep at my place, although you will have to sleep on the floor (on a futon i mean).

 No.2765641

futon he says…

 No.2765642

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 No.2765643

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 No.2765644

File: 1774708001250.jpg (47.99 KB, 720x743, 1665958096281.jpg)

amlitzer really left america and went to japan during march madness
and got a job and a house without telling us before hand

i cant believe this

 No.2765645

toon stream roblox

 No.2765646

sleeping on ams futon hunting for jgfs at night… best if i dont even think about stuff like that

 No.2765647

AM daddy is paying for another sexcation?

 No.2765648

dam feeling full after 2 plates, 3 day fast was too long

 No.2765649

you guys are being whiny lil cunts rn ams been locking in the hardest of anyone here (besides me) donating 'sma every week studying japanese applying for jobs in nihon (japan)

 No.2765650

>>2765646
+1 and ugh

 No.2765651

going straight from 3day fast to a gc sesh is crazy motion as the kids would say

 No.2765652

File: 1774708192820.jpeg (1.74 MB, 3812x4000, IMG_4070.jpeg)


 No.2765653

gamecube sesh

 No.2765654

am really did pour his sweat and literal blood into making this happen we gotta give him credit

 No.2765655

File: 1774708326694.jpg (336.31 KB, 1360x2048, 20260325_162500.jpg)

>>2765631
since the 11th bro! i tried tooink up lol!
>>2765641
yes, that's what i said.
>>2765644
i thought about mentioning it earlier but i was afraid of getting hexed or something like that. it was plenty difficult as is tbh.
>>2765646
what
>>2765647
nah, man this is a salt of the earth job.
>>2765649
+1
it's a.shame donating plasma isn't a thing over here or I would still be doing it.
>>2765650
ugh?
>>2765652
stop spamming porn man
>>2765653
are you playing the recomps or dolphin?

 No.2765656

shut up man

 No.2765657

fuck you hexers this is all your fault

 No.2765658

File: 1774708432242.jpg (92.06 KB, 600x600, 1ejo91ejo9.jpg)

>>2765655
u didnt message me!

we wouldnt have been able to link up anyway if you landed on the 11th though

 No.2765659

>>2765655
'twas more of sigh than an ugh

 No.2765660

>>2765655
how many mats is your house
are you way up north or way down south or in the boring gooey middle

 No.2765661

File: 1774708529573.jpg (523.1 KB, 500x681, 1eitl1eitl.jpg)

>>2765655
well if u live there now i will see you next holofes probably

 No.2765662

just read 2 bad posts

 No.2765663

still crazy how bunny got hex'd

 No.2765664

debunked lil bub

 No.2765665

YEAAAAAH YEAAAAAHH ASIA!@

 No.2765666

tfw you get new jeans recs…

 No.2765667

the twinks of the comm are trying to link up? thats crazy

 No.2765668

File: 1774708869649.png (6.35 MB, 2202x4096, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2765669

ams in japan
happy for him
but i gotta go at my own pace and not let it affect me

 No.2765670

>>2765669
we gotta keep grinding hard

 No.2765671


 No.2765672

ams in japan
throwing a tantrum
its not fair it should have been me

 No.2765673

hate to ruin the party for you but q3 will be when the ecological crisis that is now building up will hit the hardest and there will be riots chaos death famine and so on

 No.2765674

>>2765673
thats a very romantic time to meet a cute asian girl and start a relationship tho

 No.2765675


 No.2765676

when there's blood in the streets buy real-estate

 No.2765677

>>2765668
thats sooo us

 No.2765678

File: 1774709099683.jpg (7.46 MB, 4000x3000, 20260328_104021.jpg)


 No.2765679

>>2765675
'what chu still doin at home on that game'
damn i felt that

 No.2765680

pedo am: haha yeah worked for a school for a year but quit, just felt like it. then did some real one on one stuff with kid tutoring in a program that didnt background check. now im off in japan working with 10 year olds :>]

 No.2765681

>>2765678
you sit down and casually slop a lot

 No.2765682

get out my face (x8)

 No.2765683

how im feelin

 No.2765684

File: 1774709433981.mp4 (4.54 MB, V7lWHV98T1-S97Kc.mp4)

bottoms when theres a new top in town

 No.2765685

are tops like male porn stars where they are expected to be able to pump away forever without cooming?

 No.2765686

those are children you sick fuck

 No.2765687

the old prophecies tell stories of the top who never cums

 No.2765688

bottoms want cum though

 No.2765689

bottoms want to be split in half

 No.2765690

File: 1774709981840.png (91.85 KB, 1024x349, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2765691

i never cum, girl tells me to stop after 40min

 No.2765692

File: 1774710040477.jpg (580.62 KB, 1050x1400, 1efnl1efnl.jpg)

what do you guys know about bottoms

 No.2765693

some shit i would do lol 😂

 No.2765694

the 30+ gaycel calling himself 'bottom' with more hair on his ass than head

 No.2765695

>>2765692
i know i like to fuck em

 No.2765696

are we going to believe everything nestle says

 No.2765697

crazy how nestle are somehow the bad guys when they make tasty cereals and cocoa everyone drank as a kid

 No.2765698

they made you fat and effeminate and they are in bed with the israelis plus they poison the water

 No.2765699

nestle crunch were good as hell but i think they changed their recipe in the last decade or so
many such cases

 No.2765700

File: 1774710543996.png (3.8 MB, 2008x1835, 68d7fef24fb7c0ad3541105758….png)

we love nestle cereal

 No.2765701

i loved chocapic when i was a kid

 No.2765702

what are nestle cereals
do they own one of the big dawgs like post or general mills

 No.2765703

been boycotting nestle ever since i heard their ceo talk

 No.2765704

pando whos your oshi

 No.2765705

what if it was pronounced nest-ul

 No.2765706

how much even is a ton of chocolate
a ton of water is just one cubic meter so it really isnt that much and chocolate seems even denser

 No.2765707

>>2765706
2000 lbs

 No.2765708

so cool of am to get us a mansion to crash at in japan

 No.2765709

File: 1774711180592.jpg (77.09 KB, 1019x1024, 1766057734790.jpg)

made it back home finally lol. was very paranoid that i would miss my transfer train.

ugh new thread>>2765658

>>2765602
+1
>>2765605
+1
i want to go to an asl finals in korea or something like that.
>>2765610
well i haven't technically started yet, but yeah.

f*ck, i had too much too drink at karaoke tonight. luckily i got 2l of best price sports drink to chug, so i should be fine lol.

anyways, going to watch some youtube before bed i think.
>>2765658
yeah, i figured as much. oh well. hopefully i can go to holofest next year then!
>>2765656
erm
>>2765657
frfr, the hexers are big trouble.
>>2765660
im a few hours by tokyo by train. close enough to where i can visit during the weekend at least. my house has no tatami mats, if that's what you mean.
>>2765661
+1
>>2765662
well you are about to read some more then lol
>>2765669
+1
we all got our own pace on this matter.
>>2765680
but they did background check? they said they would compensate but i think they forgot too… but it is kinda crazy how i got paid more at my temp job than in japan lol. i guess that's the difference in the economies. at least i get healthcare benefits and stuff.

 No.2765710

bad

 No.2765711

gay niggas

 No.2765712

toot ban the mega replier

 No.2765713

File: 1774711355646.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.49 MB, 3200x2400, DSC06249e.jpg)


 No.2765714

toot ban the cock poster

 No.2765715

>>2765714
+1 enough is enough

 No.2765716


not reading that shit

 No.2765717

crazy to move to the other side of the planet for ww3 and the great economic depression of all time
them texas boys jus built different

 No.2765718


 No.2765719

nintendo is going to sue his fucking ass off
drumpf is done for

 No.2765720

idk how to feel when he made that many replies and didnt reply to me does he fucking hate me man should i just kms and name him specifically in my note

 No.2765721

>>2765713
ugly pip your frenulum is a mess

 No.2765722

he didnt reply to me either

 No.2765723

his meatus kinda looks like ass cheeks lol

 No.2765724

thats straight cheeks breh 🤣

 No.2765725

File: 1774711753052.jpg (119.68 KB, 1024x877, 20260322_104858.jpg)

btw, at karaoke there were many of us, so i only got to sing a few songs. i sang danger zone, smoothie criminal, and la vida loca (Ricky martin

>


>>).2765720

idk kmmmmmman in ver my tipsy sorry lol
>>2765722
sorry…

 No.2765726

get some sleep am

 No.2765727

man in the mirror or baillamos are my karaoke go-tos

 No.2765728

drunk fucking retard

 No.2765729

>>2765725
i thought you were soloing it man

 No.2765730

we should get white girl wasted

 No.2765731

File: 1774712108240.png (116.13 KB, 1000x1778, 1758244879411.png)

>>2765726
i will after i finish chugging this sports drink
>>2765727
i don't think they had man in the mirror. plus, it's harder to sing while tipsy i think. smoother criminal is a lot of "annie are you okay?" which makes it easier to sing i think.
>>2765728
im tipsy not drunk and am not retarded thank you very much.

 No.2765732

File: 1774712116260.png (584.73 KB, 577x688, HEenaYIakAAvFgz.png)

canadians are fucked in the head

 No.2765733

>>2765731
retard

 No.2765734

File: 1774712464849.jpg (150.97 KB, 1179x769, HEY5lv9XkAAfqq8.jpg)

this is so us

 No.2765735

singing danger zone is such chad move
i bet there were a lot of moist vaginas

 No.2765736


 No.2765737

made my world famous cheesy corny beef

 No.2765738

corny or corned

 No.2765739

just took such a nasty smelling shit am would definitely kick me off the futon if i dropped this humdinger in his toilet

 No.2765740

corny like i mix corn into it

 No.2765741

tummy is way too full, fucked up with this corral run

 No.2765742

can japanese toilets handle large steamy western sharts?

 No.2765743

american toilets cant hardly handle my shits

 No.2765744

yeah thats rancid im smelling it in the next room over fuck

 No.2765745

epistein whores are living the dream, get paid hundred thousand for sex, baaaaw about it when old and washed

 No.2765746

stranded

 No.2765747

>>2765745
they get fucked to death by psychopaths and then turned into beef jerky

 No.2765748

>>2765747
dont you mean human jerky

 No.2765749


 No.2765750

File: 1774713434210.mp4 (25.74 MB, d4d5c59a2609ba1f8522d20674….mp4)

sar i am white

 No.2765751

File: 1774713533238.jpg (80.23 KB, 1280x720, 1ejs61ejs6.jpg)

>>2765704
nerissa ravencroft

 No.2765752

yeah asoluley

 No.2765753

>>2765750
many will fall for it…

 No.2765754

i want to choke someone out im not joking i want to feel somes throat crumble under my grip and listen to them sputter and wheeze as the life drains for their body
in minecraft

 No.2765755

ofc he likes the white girl

 No.2765756


 No.2765757

kill me

 No.2765758

better hop of the internet if you dont get it before you get scammed

 No.2765759

>>2765756
it's an indian dude with a voice changer and ai is also changing his appearance
if he puts his hand in front of his face, the farce can be revealed as the ai might not be able to adjust the face completely even for a few secs

 No.2765760

everyone will be white on the internet once ai gets good enough

 No.2765761

we need laws

 No.2765762

>>2765759
but why is he doing it it seems like hes a real office worker is he just ashamed of being brown

 No.2765763

>>2765709
holy fuck kill yourself nigger

 No.2765764

>>2765762
the diploma thing said cryptocurrency so its prolly for scamming

 No.2765765

>>2765751
did you catch the eigo lesson stream she guest stared in this morning it was a good one

 No.2765766

File: 1774714170680.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.47 MB, 4090x4090, HEc94vUaQAA4oLL.jpg)


 No.2765767

>>2765762
white dude = more trustworthy
indian telemarketers are already associated with scams (do not redeem etc)

 No.2765768

>>2765759
you can just tell by the head bobs he does anyway all those indian people do that shit

 No.2765769

>>2765762
he can hide his identity plus showing your face on cam makes the victims let their guard down just a lil more

 No.2765770

love how the entire world even the woke parts all agree on the fact that indians are bottom feeding subhuman scum

 No.2765771

same reason 'josh' is taking your calls for customer support with a fake american accent

 No.2765772

that battle golf game is probably a top 5 all time game concept

 No.2765773

i got an indian woman when i called support she sounded cute and friendly but she was retarded

 No.2765774

>>2765770
the real issue are the motherfuckers hiring them to do the scams

 No.2765775

find daniel william cole and break his jaw in minecraft

 No.2765776

>>2765766
where do you get all this good shit bro

 No.2765777

File: 1774714704061.png (194.45 KB, 420x465, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2765778

if only we had a beekeeper

 No.2765779

>>2765777
does googs fuck this guy

 No.2765780

i have a beehive in a tree in the back yard

 No.2765781

protect those bees

 No.2765782

gaeuls dropping kino

 No.2765783

i never see beehives only hornet and wasp nests

 No.2765784

bumblebee hives are the cutest

 No.2765785

hate wasps

 No.2765786

let me pop a quick h on this box
for the hornets

 No.2765787

finna make my ass some peanut butter toast nahmean

 No.2765788

>>2765787
oh hell yeah i nam youmean

 No.2765789

175 on the scale today
the belly is no longer rotund

 No.2765790


 No.2765791

i still have my belly

 No.2765792

>>2765791
curse you bellyboy

 No.2765793

i love being sexist to girls in online video games i dont want them to get comfortable in my hobby

 No.2765794

girls are already super comfy man

 No.2765795

good morning comm

 No.2765796

File: 1774715838367.mp3 (334.91 KB, getup.mp3)


 No.2765797

belly boy gave up peanut butter
but belly boy 2 (me) cant

 No.2765798

i just cant enjoy peanut butter how i used to ever since i tried cashew butter

 No.2765799

the other butters are good but so expensive

 No.2765800

peanut butter and honey goes hard

 No.2765801

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 No.2765802

i had a bunch of pb on a day i took excedrin and excedrin fucks my stomach up and makes me shit out all food semi digested so i was just sittin on the toilet waiting for my sludgy pb shit to slowly worm its way out

 No.2765803

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 No.2765804

i wish jill valentine was real and my wife

 No.2765805


 No.2765806

File: 1774717132519.png (446.39 KB, 1051x564, ClipboardImage.png)

sigh

 No.2765807

the thing they dont tell you once you lose the belly is that your pants start to stop fitting

 No.2765808

better not be losing weight boy

 No.2765809

just found out zbra is a hapa child whose parents are wmaf

 No.2765810

zebras are those weird black and white horse things that arent quite horses man

 No.2765811


 No.2765812

based xing xing

 No.2765813

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 No.2765814

ranch pizza huh

 No.2765815

thats not ranch man thats my shits after i tried raw chicken

 No.2765816

>>2765782
in q3 we will sit in a chair opposite to her and performatively read our own book until she notices us at which point we will say "..nyohseyo" going back to reading and hoping she starts talking to us instead of moving to a different chair

 No.2765817

aw hell naw gook get those damn leaves off the za

 No.2765818

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 No.2765819

old sassy black ladies are so funny

 No.2765820

File: 1774718793987.jpg (60.39 KB, 493x600, miku82.jpg)

i wonder what kind of a gift is amlitzer going to send me
miku or gundam

 No.2765821

*doesnt laugh*

 No.2765822

yea that wasnt funny zii

 No.2765823

BETTER NOT BE HAVING A 35 YEAR OLD MAN NAPPING IN YOUR HOUSE DAD!!!!!!!!

 No.2765824

>>2765820
play final fantasy man

 No.2765825

>>2765820
does he have your address?

 No.2765826

fair warning if the next post after this one is bad im posting some nasty stuff

 No.2765827

might get a meatball sandwy

 No.2765828

crazy how the faithful peanut can get a wife and kids yet here i am alone as ever

 No.2765829


 No.2765830

thighfuck asmrbros

 No.2765831

im in 2v2 elo hell in arena wow

 No.2765832

are we getting ready for our q4 japan trip

 No.2765833

i have 43 dollars to my name

 No.2765834

i hated when they added resilience and arena gear

 No.2765835

hate is a strong word

 No.2765836

>>2765833
i have a lil less

 No.2765837


did we watch the new ye

 No.2765838

>>2765837
we did but it wasnt hitlery enough and didnt pack that punch so we didnt post it

 No.2765839

i liked arena gear i thought it was dope

 No.2765840

especially in those early days when not everyone in alterac had it so youd be full resil'd up vs scrub shits in fucking blues and taking 0 dmg just cutting through them like npcs

 No.2765841

they call me the ugly man of misfortune

 No.2765842

dustmites in my beard again
time to shave

 No.2765843


 No.2765844

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 No.2765845

heres some hood wisdom for you crackas a man aint need money for a man with a gun wants for nothing

 No.2765846

he probably wants for ammo

 No.2765847

>>2765846
*pistol whips yo dumb mayo ass*

 No.2765848

stop it pando

 No.2765849

why do they call it pistol whipping
they dont call punching fist whipping

 No.2765850

>>2765849
it used to be called buffaloing

 No.2765851

buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

 No.2765852

gonna have such a productive day today its gonna fuckin suck

 No.2765853

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 No.2765854

File: 1774723357823.jpg (424.45 KB, 2560x1440, 20260328134529_1.jpg)

that perfectly fine forklift is gonna rust in the rain

 No.2765855

i cheat and look up the answers to resident evil puzzles

 No.2765856

come on man the wrench is in the body of that fat fuck in the cryo room
everyone knows that

 No.2765857

i dont play resident evil they arent games theyre just busywork sims

 No.2765858


 No.2765859

resident evils and dark souls and balatro are the only games im gonna play from now on
theyre the only ones i like

 No.2765860

>>2765858
whats up with all the ghosts in japan man
we need our top guy am to get to the bottom of it

 No.2765861

japan is kind of a hotbed for the supernatural and paranormal mystery

 No.2765862

wonder if am is gonna see any ghosts

 No.2765863

i like dark souls too

 No.2765864

hell be seeing his own ghost when the yakuza is done with him

 No.2765865

just signed up for another credit card

 No.2765866

>>2765860
the groan was literally amlitzer

 No.2765867

>>2765861
i saw a japanology about this

 No.2765868

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 No.2765869

i have 43k to my name

 No.2765870

*filing taxes*
0
0
0
0

 No.2765871

>>2765869
i lost 43k this month can i have it back

 No.2765872

ive heard about those people that credit card maxx and kinda live off their credit card points

 No.2765873

what if the reason were so fucked up is because we are being haunted by a parasitic spiritual being and we need to get a purification done so we can get our lives back on track

 No.2765874

i have 3k to my name

 No.2765875

i tried to get a credit card a couple years ago but i couldnt because i dont even exist to the credit system so the automated system wouldnt work and aint no way im calling in to get a credit card and have to explain to a real person that ive never had a job in my life

 No.2765876

>>2765871
no im buying lottery tickets and booze with it

 No.2765877

soon i will shit

 No.2765878

this lil nigga shittin 😂

 No.2765879

>>2765870
lol iktfb

 No.2765880

its crazy that if i knew what i know now id be sitting pretty but alas the struggles of a late bloomer i guess whatever my life will start at 50 i guess fuck it

 No.2765881

if you go to college or open a bank account i think they start throwing credit cards at you automatically

 No.2765882

*goes to college*
*opens up a bank account*

 No.2765883

look at this normie

 No.2765884

you want a credit card without even having a bank account?

 No.2765885

File: 1774724356003.png (62.6 KB, 1146x188, Screenshot 2026-03-28 at 1….png)

okay im a commie now

 No.2765886

yo they should try that frfr

 No.2765887

thats tier 1 communism it goes beyond that to create the new soviet man it seeks to change human beings into godless soulless vessels for demonic possession but you arent ready for allat

 No.2765888

we should be communists but the level where we dont have to do work we just sit around and muse

 No.2765889

>>2765885
according to drumpf this works in practice but not in theory https://x.com/ProudSocialist/status/2037695124302410084

 No.2765890

>according to drumpf

 No.2765891

>>2765880
has there ever been another point in human history where if you traveled back in time just 10-15 years you could easily 100,000,000x your money?

 No.2765892

china is crypto-captialism that uses communism as an excuse for slave labor
but lets not get into politics ive said too much alredy

 No.2765893

yooo

 No.2765894

>>2765873
does that harm the spirit being

 No.2765895

dad made ground beef and scrambled egg slop and it tastes like complete shit

 No.2765896

>>2765891
no, not for the common man

 No.2765897

>>2765893
we already tried to watch this and they stumble around in their heels man its a travesty

 No.2765898

im da joka baby

 No.2765899

Hegel perceived Napoleon as a "hero" who acted as an agent of the Weltgeist (World Spirit), pushing forward the development of history by tearing down the old feudal, irrational political structures in Germany and Europe

 No.2765900

tinny is the hero of our weltgeist

 No.2765901

you see the problem here is that there is no weltgeist
and without a weltgeist there is no hero

 No.2765902

File: 1774725283450.png (441.47 KB, 1725x468, ClipboardImage.png)

yooooo this is just like that one time in wow

 No.2765903

>>2765897
well i missed it and i wish an yujin would stumble over my dick with those high heels

 No.2765904


 No.2765905

>>2765901
we had a weltgeist that has been replaced with gayspam and bbcspam etc

 No.2765906

how do we create a weitgeist

 No.2765907

at the screenshot not accompanying text about wow

 No.2765908

wow references make every screenshot 10x better and more funny

 No.2765909

File: 1774725448753.jpg (403.75 KB, 2048x1536, HEhUYbKXkAAWRf5.jpg)


 No.2765910


 No.2765911

wow references are funny as hell

 No.2765912

fuckin love wow

 No.2765913

its called wow cuz when youre playing it all you can think is wow this is awesome

 No.2765914

uhhh no its not

 No.2765915

ah hell nah gleep

 No.2765916

File: 1774725955536.mp4 (3.58 MB, 0v7E45QEjOJkWB7w.mp4)

how come china is so cool and epic and were not

 No.2765917

they still have that growth mindset grindset

 No.2765918

i dont big lit up cities i think those suck

 No.2765919

they dont have a nigger infestation that helps a lot

 No.2765920

the small provincial chinese towns are cool

 No.2765921

wish our elites didnt love importing thirdies to terrorize us

 No.2765922

woooah this is so cool and epiccccc

 No.2765923


 No.2765924

File: 1774726195282.jpg (65.62 KB, 590x308, stilllife-590x308.jpg)


 No.2765925

im completely done with jungle asians thais, viet, flips, i wrote them all off its east asians only for me

 No.2765926

gleepy here i call a pb&j a pb&g as in peanut butter and gelly (the g is for gleepy)

 No.2765927

File: 1774726254191.jpg (341.77 KB, 1116x1468, 0-157624573_3.jpg)

www.reddit

 No.2765928

>>2765927
www dot get some real teeth dot com

 No.2765929

hanni pham tho…

 No.2765930

File: 1774726322582.png (533.88 KB, 570x747, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2765931

hanni pham is clearly one of those ethnically chinese viets

 No.2765932

just realize gooks all have names like "hanni pham" because they have no teeth so its easy to pronounce

 No.2765933

gooks be like www.bbc.com and then are like "wtf i no wanted news!!!"

 No.2765934

>>2765916
they spent a lot of money making it look like this to host the olympics

 No.2765935

toothless gooks is a crazy conspiracy theory

 No.2765936

File: 1774726458071.jpg (263.99 KB, 932x1190, niga.jpg)

lol

 No.2765937

>>2765936
am translate this

 No.2765938

>>2765935
they have black teeth

 No.2765939

just like josephine empress of france….

 No.2765940

my x alg is full of chuds quote retweting niggers seething about japan
its not very enjoyable even if im just getting the chud posts

 No.2765941

i want to fuck a man

 No.2765942

File: 1774726660791.webm (865.34 KB, 464x848, 1707602293703789.webm)

>my x alg

 No.2765943

>>2765940
did something new happen besides the kurdfest

 No.2765944

*covers up my buttocks*

 No.2765945

File: 1774726707082.png (804.61 KB, 781x768, IMG_46541.png)


 No.2765946


 No.2765947


 No.2765948

File: 1774726818485.png (397.34 KB, 470x522, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2765949

are emirus teeth real?

 No.2765950

>>2765948
shes so beautiful

 No.2765951

hol up we're meeting up in japan early october?

 No.2765952

>>2765948
fake veneers
nasty gook whore

 No.2765953

next time i go somewhere its straight to les invalides to pay my respects

 No.2765954

>>2765943
nah its just random posts
for example one of them was a quote retweet of a quote retweet of this
https://x.com/26ers_bp115/status/2037789308028072289

 No.2765955

i should probably get veneers tbh

 No.2765956

>>2765951
*looks for flights*

 No.2765957

>>2765954
baste japs

 No.2765958

>>2765954
wow keep us updated bro
we very well could be seeing content that may make it to /r/interesting

 No.2765959

>>2765958
*quote retweets you*

 No.2765960

on a related note but that jap is spittin theres commercials i see with black kids and they straight up cannot talk and act like straight animals not like cute little white kids its pretty gross i dont want to coexist with them either

 No.2765961


 No.2765962

>>2765959
*hexs you*

 No.2765963

does the hexer scare anyone else

 No.2765964

maybe his parents

 No.2765965

i carry a charm so im immune to sexes

 No.2765966

steamed buns..

 No.2765967

this song is so me

 No.2765968

everyone here should do a breast exam on themselves just to be safe

 No.2765969

File: 1774727517476.mp4 (2.89 MB, c6f1e9722e5319c8fdca8374a8….mp4)

maw

 No.2765970

>>2765967
toon energy

 No.2765971

its up

 No.2765972

should i go out and buy a motorcycle rn

 No.2765973

>>2765972
the entire global economy is about to collapse so it doesnt matter so yes

 No.2765974

as long as you arent one of those fags that wears a helmet

 No.2765975

>>2765972
drew carey did this

 No.2765976

im a hood nigga i aint even know what a exonenemy is

 No.2765977

File: 1774727780969.png (1008.15 KB, 600x2560, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2765978

File: 1774727797535.jpg (96.32 KB, 1179x1160, 1761941524509413.jpg)


 No.2765979

gaeul reading a book in complete silence for 30 mins straight is actually peak cinema tbh

 No.2765980

its insane she uploaded that shes such a cool chick

 No.2765981

it's so performative

 No.2765982

>>2765940
my x alg is a bunch of girls arguing about if anal and oral sex are inherently evil

 No.2765983

my x alg is kiiikiii and news that kazuha is appearing in a google pixel presents tv show

 No.2765984


 No.2765985

>>2765978
START
DOING
THIS

 No.2765986

*sits*
*waits*

 No.2765987

her mom was born in the 80's
i was born in the 80's

 No.2765988

File: 1774728581219.webp (66.55 KB, 830x767, 3zhx2ojzcurg1.webp)

youre telling me if i worked for a year id have $50,000 just sitting there waiting for me?>

 No.2765989

damn maybe we shoulda got jobs afterall lol

 No.2765990

california kinda shitty considering that their the most expensive to live in by far

 No.2765991

no choice its where the asian girls are

 No.2765992

work for 2 weeks
buy a new gaming computer
quit

 No.2765993

>>2765989
we have to save up for our ticket to tokyo

 No.2765994

apparently someone performed a hex on one or more of the hololive jp girls and now theyve got some spiritual advisor at hololive jp hq that is doing the jap version of an exorcism
its getting crazier out there

 No.2765995

if youre going to move somewhere gay for asians you might as well go to canada

 No.2765996

Scientists CRUSHED a rat’s spinal cord for 60 seconds.

One injection of BPC-157. Ten minutes after injury.

By day 28 — the paralysis REVERSED.

 No.2765997

canada poses too many obstacles like immigration and wasps if i could handle that id just go to korea itself

 No.2765998

>>2765996
…and then it died of turbocancer

 No.2765999

we need to crush more rats for heckin science

 No.2766000

hold still man im gonna crush your spinal cord for 60 seconds

 No.2766001

walking in and giving your 2 weeks notice on your first day…

 No.2766002

>>2766001
now thats a power move

 No.2766003

wearing a big huge red maga hat on your first day

 No.2766004

wish we could just clock in to work and earn money whenever we had a free hour or two instead of being locked into 8 hours at a certain time

 No.2766005

we should crush the scientist's spine for 30 secs

 No.2766006

you can make stuff and sell it thats kind of like what you are describing

 No.2766007

>>2766004
*slides you the doordash app*

 No.2766008

i cant make anything that is worth money

 No.2766009

>>2766004
this is how i feel about wow raiding wish i could just raid for 1 hour 6 days a week instead of having to have it all bunched up in 3 hour blocks

 No.2766010

>>2766004
thats why gigs like uber and food delivery started getting popular

 No.2766011

i thought uber and doordash got popular cuz its impossible to get a job

 No.2766012

you shuld just buy land then you can farm and be self relient

 No.2766013

we should just dash

 No.2766014

i ain't dinin and dashin

 No.2766015

self reliant huh… with a bunch of chickens…

 No.2766016

lol jimmy had that girl that fucked 50 guys and wrote down their dick sizes for hasan to look at in his new vid

 No.2766017

File: 1774729483062.jpg (259.12 KB, 1591x671, Untitled.jpg)

we did buy land niggerboy
we got our own house right by the water

 No.2766018

idc

 No.2766019

>>2766017
holy fuck!

 No.2766020

>>2766017
nice cuck shed

 No.2766021

File: 1774729532758.png (354.01 KB, 535x660, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2766022

aw hell naw some horde niggers came in and painted part of my house purple

 No.2766023

when around horde never

im sure theres a word thatll go there

 No.2766024

yer tellin me i can get a house…in wow????

 No.2766025

File: 1774729724858.png (1.18 MB, 719x867, ClipboardImage.png)

German climate activists stood on melting blocks of ice with ropes around their necks, warning that “time is running out.

pad: 📸 😎 👍

 No.2766026

File: 1774729729344.jpg (192.61 KB, 1631x887, Untitled.jpg)

wowfucks how do i make my house bigger its just one single room with no windows

 No.2766027


 No.2766028

>>2766026
holy fuck is that the dark portal in your own personal wow house????

 No.2766029

To make your house bigger in World of Warcraft, you must purchase the premium house subscription for $19.99 a month.

 No.2766030

egg fucker you watch this one yet

 No.2766031

i do think we should be embracing solar nuclear and wind for multiple reasons

 No.2766032

damn that shed sucks!

 No.2766033

File: 1774729831816.png (117.25 KB, 839x365, ClipboardImage.png)

>40%
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

 No.2766034

File: 1774729833479.jpg (176.33 KB, 1080x1080, 601777733_1854792235604711….jpg)


 No.2766035


>>2766033
thats only if you do their subscribe shit

 No.2766036

god i just want a fish faced bug eyed asian girl around me at all times who can make sweet love to in her yellow pussy at night

 No.2766037

>>2766035
bro you think im not crankin 15 monsters in a month? *wheezes*

 No.2766038

>>2766033
thatys when you subscribe to get it over and over.
check out prime, 3d, or c4 energy drinks they are the cheapest legit energy drinks $18-24

 No.2766039

this bald fuck pouring a seltzer into his eggs

 No.2766040

EBT on energy drinks aint no damn way

 No.2766041

seltzer's thighs…

 No.2766042

File: 1774730005345.png (295.87 KB, 527x522, ClipboardImage.png)

>check out prime

 No.2766043

poor people deserve a little candy and soda man being poor sucks

 No.2766044

if being poor sucks so much why do they keep being poor

 No.2766045

>>2766042
they are going out of business or something

 No.2766046

do racists only eat white eggs

 No.2766047

File: 1774730118775.jpg (68.88 KB, 927x527, Untitled.jpg)

nice and burned on the bottom and undercooked on the top

 No.2766048

>>2766044
because they keep buying candy and soda

 No.2766049

>>2766047
the steel pan method
the only thing its missing is the broken yolk

 No.2766050

>>2766025
reddit said that they're brave and have no idea why anyone is upset at them

 No.2766051

>>2766025
isnt the rope kinda loose

 No.2766052


 No.2766053

File: 1774730574629.jpg (46.41 KB, 388x306, Untitled.jpg)

so i just learned theres two different types of multipliers in balatro this shit multiplies your multiplier?

 No.2766054

>>2766053
there is 1 type of multiplier

 No.2766055

>>2766053
brother youve been playing this for weeks cmon man

 No.2766056

starting the think the balatro guy is retarded lol

 No.2766057

File: 1774730713246.jpg (39.9 KB, 462x491, 5c7e3debf09b279e590b5f2f49….jpg)

>starting the think the

 No.2766058

hes trying his hardest…

 No.2766059

File: 1774730745445.jpg (251.3 KB, 1440x1635, 562290251_1808259779931263….jpg)

>starting the think

 No.2766060

this is basically a vid about the gooker anti after we make it in q3

 No.2766061

>>2766060
that guys jewish lil bro

 No.2766062

the legally prosecutable crimes ive committed and admitted to arent even close to the worst things ive done

 No.2766063

crazy the bank just approves credit cards to people with 0 income lol

 No.2766064

File: 1774731455594.png (2.4 MB, 2560x1440, ClipboardImage.png)

THIS GAME LOOKS AMAZING

 No.2766065

its whatever man its all going to shitter anyway the economy is about to collapse

 No.2766066

at least israel is safe

 No.2766067

might have to go goitermode

 No.2766068


 No.2766069

ufc sucks man!

 No.2766070


 No.2766071

File: 1774732006320.mp4 (5.7 MB, AkD6VI3-p638XpK6.mp4)

omo

 No.2766072

toot can you fucking ban this retard already nobody likes him

 No.2766073

just got called a good boy on scruff

 No.2766074

File: 1774732180565.mp4 (1.15 MB, eWMZGskDilZ5f0Sr.mp4)


 No.2766075

the motorcycle dealership is too far away to get there before they close and they arent open on sundays or mondays this is so dumb why do they make it so hard to give them money

 No.2766076

File: 1774732242340.jpg (90.51 KB, 1080x1081, a475c8se0trg1.jpg)

v_v

 No.2766077

File: 1774732245611.png (6.02 MB, 4691x4217, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2766078


 No.2766079

>>2766076
real shit?

 No.2766080

>>2766077
oh no no no drumpftardbros not like this

 No.2766081

muzzle your dog

 No.2766082

le media literacy

 No.2766083

the guy who invented sleep was cooking fr

 No.2766084

on my momma i be sleepin

 No.2766085

hol up i can roast carrots and potatoes together in the air fryer

 No.2766086

i never learned how to sleep and they didnt bother teaching us how to do it in school so naptime was an abysmal exprience for me

 No.2766087

File: 1774732822493.webp (21.94 KB, 576x768, 1773348669531.webp)


 No.2766088

no one taught me how to sleep either

 No.2766089

someone 3d model the red moon baby and add it to the egg dog quarantine video

 No.2766090

just close your eyes man

 No.2766091

File: 1774733329807.gif (110.57 KB, 498x482, woke-up-cat.gif)

>>2766090
like this?

 No.2766092

File: 1774733332498.png (1.94 MB, 1080x1609, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2766093

idgi

 No.2766094

File: 1774733441284.jpg (230.63 KB, 1440x1800, 655105469_1807869490709873….jpg)

its saturday night
and you know what we do on saturday night

 No.2766095

>>2766093
its george floyd

 No.2766096

File: 1774733463221.jpg (49.42 KB, 719x719, 1734328626150.jpg)


 No.2766097

>>2766095
what is the object?

 No.2766098

>>2766094
we finally lock tf in because we were fucking sick for like a week and a half and now we are finally feeling a bit better and lockinnable

 No.2766099

>>2766097
😎 👍

 No.2766100

actually we went to the gym now were drinking

 No.2766101

went to bed at 5am
woke up, liquid shit
10am-11 golden corral
liquid shit
sleep 1pm-5:30pm

now thinking about some milk, ice cream, cookies, ichibans though im still full

 No.2766102

>>2766101
ring ring
liquid shit is calling

 No.2766103

>>2766101
wheres the beer at man

 No.2766104

why arent you gambling

 No.2766105

whats the best beer and snacks combo for weed

 No.2766106

this cringelenial is still smoking goynip xD

 No.2766107

File: 1774734171766.png (391.39 KB, 720x812, 1713093547610796.png)


 No.2766108

>>2766105
jestermaxxxing?

 No.2766109

is it ok to eat goynip?

 No.2766110

>>2766105
meijers sweet and salty trail mix and founders all day ipa

 No.2766111

>its q2 and we havent even locked in yet

 No.2766112


 No.2766113

having a job money and a rockin bod doesnt actually change anything

 No.2766114

we buy $100 of nuts and chocolate and cheetos and make our own trail mix

 No.2766115

File: 1774734681256.webm (2.59 MB, 450x800, 1774717132211366.webm)


 No.2766116

just letting you guys know so you dont feel so disappointed when you lock in and nothings different

 No.2766117

>>2766116
*casts a hex on you so the next time you go in public you become a victim of one of frank hassles skits*

 No.2766118

ive only locked in by 10% and things are already 1000x better than they were i cant imagine how good its gonna be when im at max power with an abg asian baddie in my bed

 No.2766119

>>2766117
YOU DROPPED YOUR DOG BRO

 No.2766120

yeah no locking in actually works its kinda insane tbh
wish i started doing it 10 years ago

 No.2766121

well i guess its just me then and im uniquely hopeless

 No.2766122

locking in really is awesome but if someone told me i still wouldnt have done it 10 years ago i had to hit rock bottom i guess

 No.2766123

ugh didnt get any loot from magg or gruul

 No.2766124

File: 1774735020234.jpeg (607.62 KB, 1440x1920, 3862843689366465997_2026-….jpeg)


 No.2766125

>>2766110
ipas are too much effort for when youre high. need lady drinks and lady beers

 No.2766126

>>2766101
decided to just light up hookah and diet coke instead of leaving the house…..for now

 No.2766127

File: 1774735129113.jpg (364.04 KB, 1079x925, 1763242104482.jpg)


 No.2766128

>>2766126
turbo lung cancer?
nice

 No.2766129

youre going to the onahole training camp

 No.2766130

pretty crazy that my dad who was a real hard ass on my brother making him get a job straight out of high school while going to college and pay some rent is completely ok with me just being a fucking worthless useless slug for years and years and years because he knows im genuinely hopeless and worthless

 No.2766131

File: 1774735425528.jpg (589.93 KB, 1440x1800, 464509124_1824629036527706….jpg)

light up the gookah

 No.2766132

i kept waiting for my dad to help me do stuff and he never did

 No.2766133

im not in the mood for dep shit good night

 No.2766134

at least your dads arent actively trying to sabotage and hurt you

 No.2766135

id rather he actively tried to sabotage me then i could have designated him as an enemy and hostile entity sooner and i would have known for sure hed never help me instead of leading me on for decades

 No.2766136

crazy how we were always our own biggest enemy

 No.2766137

everyone who isnt helping me is against me

 No.2766138

File: 1774735796694.jpg (296.59 KB, 2048x1536, HEQSIu-a8AAHYPy.jpg)


 No.2766139

>>2766138
HOLDUP!!!!!!!
*zooms in on the dark area in between the lips*
NO TEETH?????

 No.2766140

if he dies he dies

 No.2766141

omg…

 No.2766142

>>2766087
this is how i look and feel most of the time

 No.2766143

she actually just sits and reads a book and it doesnt even show you what she's reading

 No.2766144

File: 1774736273911.jpg (10.45 KB, 517x49, Untitled.jpg)

*smacks belly*

 No.2766145

>>2766138
why is her lip like that man

 No.2766146

actually i am locked tf in

 No.2766147


 No.2766148

🙄

 No.2766149

File: 1774736381750.png (575.53 KB, 828x621, ClipboardImage.png)

how did we go from this to $900 ps5

 No.2766150

gaeul

 No.2766151


 No.2766152

>>2766149
shut up you antisemitic bigot

 No.2766153


 No.2766154

>>2766143
shes revolutionizing the kpop idol yt landscape with this its actually crazy

 No.2766155

a motorcycle would fix me

 No.2766156

File: 1774736764153.jpg (331.45 KB, 2048x1536, HEQSIt9aEAACQB1.jpg)

>>2766145
like what
the industry has started using lip fillers on the young gooks to make them look older

 No.2766157

File: 1774736770563.png (870.53 KB, 1080x1212, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2766158

>>2766156
cope lmao

 No.2766159

tinnyfoiler
jandeproduction
Well this is an odd crossing I seen your interview a while ago any luck with the ladies since?

5d ago
Reply

2

Nolls
Lmao

5d ago
Reply

1

John Tavastian
take a guess😂

5d ago
Reply

1

jandeproduction
The video had no audio the first time I watched it so ermm nevermind

5d ago
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 No.2766160

someone stamped me with a kind of cool looking stamp and im kind of starting to get tattoos but maybe people should just get cool stamps?

 No.2766161

gamecube had some slick ass games
resident evil 4 and REmake
that lil nigga pikmin
super monkey ball
madden 2004 (the one with mike vick on the cover that was awesome)
nhl hitz

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take note, men

 No.2766163

>>2766160
what tattoos do you have

 No.2766164

queen of spades

 No.2766165

>>2766163
skull tattoo on my entire skull so my skin looks translucent on my head

 No.2766166

>>2766165
yo that sounds sick af actually

 No.2766167

i dont have tattoos i mean i get tattoos like i understand why people get tattoos

 No.2766168

i dont understand it

 No.2766169

i have a gamecube tattoo on my ass cheek

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 No.2766171

hol tf up fellow marines

 No.2766172

i have three tattoos
all three are dates
the first date is the day i met my soul mate, the second date is the day we were diagnosed with HIV, the third date is the day they passed away

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 No.2766176

i get a tattoo of a swatsika, if i was in prison for life

 No.2766177

imagine how sick and optimized the games would be by now if everyone was still making games for gamecube

 No.2766178

nintendo basically still using gamecube hardware 😂 (gamers will appreciate this joke)

 No.2766179

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE NO JOB AND DRINK FOUNDERS CENTENNIAL IPA UNTIL YOU PASS OUT!!
*does just that*

 No.2766180

>we dont care if you get evicted and commit suicide, stop posting
*aaaaaaacccckkk*

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 No.2766183

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back the fuck up
i will stand my ground

 No.2766184

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this is the kind weird shit we gotta pour in our formerly rotund belly

 No.2766185

damn that box is sick they went with a turtle wow reference

 No.2766186

love a good turtle wow reference

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 No.2766191

clav is so cool ilhsm

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>>2766191
damn he locked tf in

 No.2766193

maybe clav is the hero of the weltgeist

 No.2766194

chinkcel incel paid a white woman to have his children with donated embyros

 No.2766195

https://kick.com/onuri

NASTY AS FUCK MAN

 No.2766196

yeah cool but wheres the ROI on that, bud?

 No.2766197

brown eyes
yellow skin

yea thats my thing

 No.2766198

brown skin
small dick

thats gookfreak

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 No.2766200

wasnt one of us saying he was gonna kms? was onlyusemeblade posting here?

 No.2766201

wow arena is too hard i cant do this

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 No.2766203

what arena

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>>2766195
now let me take a look at this

 No.2766205

shes offline man dont post shit when theyre offline

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 No.2766207

what if you have a kid and he turns out to be a little chuddy with bad vibes

 No.2766208

chip off the old block lol

 No.2766209

its the 21st century and instead of genetically engineered catgirls we have oil shocks and wars in the middle east for no raisin

 No.2766210

israel needed our help would you abandon a friend in need?

 No.2766211

>>2766209
and red moon gayby harassers

 No.2766212

redmoon babies castin they lil hexs
doin they lil thang

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>>2766213
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>>2766213
dont be stranded and dont fall for the 810 links

 No.2766218

theres still 3 more posts to go niggerboy

 No.2766219

i bought some chips and cookies and beer!

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