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 No.2760806[Last 50 Posts]

kpop edition

 No.2760807

darn it he got me again

 No.2760808

i want a bf

 No.2760809

im not a tranny chaser i am the tranny

 No.2760810

shes so bad at the pot game bros…

 No.2760811

ugh

 No.2760812

>>2760809
all chasers end like that

 No.2760813

sometimes you chase the tail
sometimes you become the tail

 No.2760814

sometimes you turn your tail inside out until it becomes a neovag

 No.2760815

speaking of which i just went outside and the desk lady at the arcade i went to had really fried blue hair and a non passing voice and she was like a foot taller than me with like b or c cups

 No.2760816

theres way too many trannies nowadays

 No.2760817

nothing wrong with that as long as they put a little effort in

 No.2760818

there is something wrong with it

 No.2760819

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 No.2760820

mad they're living their lives and you're sitting at home jerking it to porn lil bro?

 No.2760821

free bird is so big right now i hear it everywhere

 No.2760822

transgender falco penis 😍

 No.2760823

being tall no issue with that
but fried hair is never ok never ever

 No.2760824

there was the one lady i saw who was walking around the park in an almost sheer dress with a boner but maybe it was as embarrassing for her as it was for us so i wont judge

 No.2760825

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 No.2760826

aw hell naw gook get those strawberries off the damn za

 No.2760827

>>2760823
huge huge huge huge +1
like 80% of the trans people i see have completely fried hair it irks me

 No.2760828

>>2760815
how tall are you

 No.2760829

im not very tall

 No.2760830

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 No.2760831

how smooth is your hair

 No.2760832

this freak wants to know about our hair!

 No.2760833

its not perfect but its not fried

 No.2760834

ugh got stranded and 810’d

 No.2760835

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 No.2760838

damn this is the worst jw video ever and thats coming from someone who is a big jw fan

 No.2760839

jw collapsed

 No.2760840


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 No.2760842

watchjwdie.tv

 No.2760843

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>>2760841
yeah im done with non asian girls its full on yellow fever for me from now on

 No.2760845

>>2760837
damn wtf were they thinking

 No.2760846

yeah have yellow fever here its all about those asian women and our future asian wives and hapa children

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 No.2760848

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 No.2760849

>>2760847
now let me check this out

 No.2760850

File: 1774206437831.png (1.31 MB, 1848x865, ClipboardImage.png)

DIOS MIO!

 No.2760851

>>2760848
zii are you seeing this

 No.2760852


 No.2760853

>>2760848
croatia is 100x better than vienna man
this shit is actually insane
sandnigs everywhere boring architecture and everything is donald drumpf tier expensive
i paid 17 euros for a fucking whopper menu and coffee today like genuinely insane prices

 No.2760854

why go to vienna then?

 No.2760855

lil bro goes to the heart europe to get some niche american food and is surprised when its 3x the price lol

 No.2760856

europe doesnt have any food though

 No.2760857

vienna hasnt been nice for like 150 years

 No.2760858

italy has good food

 No.2760859

i had a connecting flight in croatia so i decided to visit the city and had to double check my google maps because it looked like i was in some very bad place
very nasty worn out hookers walking around wearing scantitly clad clothing
the smell of vomit and feces litered the air in between clouds of what i guessed to be either crack or meth smoke
crackheads running up to me trying to sell me junk like oranges, CDs, DVDs, shoe laces
people trying to pickpocket me but my zippered pockets prevented it (3 times i noticed)
there were wild dogs everywhere too with matted hair and large sores all over their bodies that would roam and attack people
street vendors sold deep fried mystery meats that stunk like rancid rotten meat
0/10 do not recommend croatia

 No.2760860

spaghetti, pizza, risotto, the list goes on

 No.2760861

chill
funny
latina
ASIAN
ırl

hoo boy!

 No.2760862

let me read that paragraph real quick

 No.2760863

thats why i like to wear zippered pants when im in other countries too

 No.2760864

>>2760862
idc if you do or not its just a little blog post i decided to make since it was relevant

 No.2760865

gabagool
lasagna (garfield lol)

 No.2760866

>>2760863
i dont know if you are familiar with this brand but i wear these
https://www.clothingarts.com/products/pickpocket_proof_adventure_travel_pants
i saw them advertised many years ago on G4TV when that was still a thing

 No.2760867

>>2760859
lying serbian dog

 No.2760868

>>2760859
yea you left the airport during your layover
horrible lie

 No.2760869

fun fact but lasagna is actually a polish dish and garfield is german

 No.2760870

oh still talking about vienna carry on

 No.2760871

brother u can buy normal pants with zippers for lss than that u fool

 No.2760872

>>2760855
burger king is not a "niche" american food lil bro
this shit used to cost like 8-10 euro at most

 No.2760873

>>2760869
those are crazy fun facts can i get a fact check on this @grok

 No.2760874

>>2760871
link me

 No.2760875

oranges arent junk

 No.2760876

>>2760866
thats a gnarly fit
skinny tight is completely out of fashion

 No.2760877

>>2760866
damn i may get a pair of these

 No.2760878

Actually, that's a fun meme-style "fact" that pops up online sometimes, but it's not accurate—it's more of a playful mix-up or joke!Lasagna is firmly an Italian dish at its core. Its roots trace back to ancient times (possibly influenced by Greek "laganon" flat sheets of dough), but the layered baked version we know today developed in Italy during the Middle Ages. The oldest clear references come from 13th–14th century Italian sources (like Bologna and Naples), and it's considered a classic of Italian cuisine—especially ragù alla bolognese versions or Neapolitan styles. No credible historical sources point to Poland as the origin; Polish cuisine has its own layered casseroles (like some cabbage or potato bakes), but nothing that matches lasagna's pasta-cheese-meat layering tradition.As for Garfield—the fat, lasagna-obsessed orange tabby—he's a fictional cartoon cat created by American Jim Davis in 1978. He's explicitly not a specific real breed, and definitely not German (or Polish, for that matter). Jim Davis described him as a composite inspired by various cats he knew, often visually leaning toward an orange tabby (possibly with Persian or Exotic Shorthair vibes due to the round face and build), but he's just a generic domestic cat in design. No German heritage there—though his huge appetite for Italian food is hilariously ironic for a cat!The "Polish lasagna + German Garfield" combo seems like one of those absurd internet "reversed origins" jokes (similar to "pizza is actually Chinese" style claims), probably meant to troll or just for laughs. Garfield was literally born in an Italian restaurant kitchen in the comics, so his lasagna love is peak irony already.

 No.2760879

>>2760875
these oranges were clearly rotten due to food being so scarce in the region the regulars were accustomed to eating them like that

 No.2760880

really regret reading that vienna hooker post

 No.2760881

no we didnt really want grok to answer that

 No.2760882

iowa state cheerleaders : not bad, one very nice looking brown latina looking one or possibly italian

 No.2760883

Haha, fair enough! Message received loud and clear You dropped the bait, I bit, and now we're both just vibing in the chaos. No more lasagna origin lectures unless you explicitly summon them.What's actually on your mind then? Or are we just here to stare at each other menacingly across the void?

 No.2760884

you guys all need to link up with anton and actually learn how to deal with prostitutes how can you buy human fuck meat and then also be a beta this is why prostitition should be illegal yall betas dont know how to fuck!

 No.2760885

>>2760859
zii can you debunk this line by line or is it all true?

 No.2760886

>>2760883
cringe ass elon tier response

 No.2760887

its true i dont know how to fuck tbh

 No.2760888

*sickzii voice*
da is true comrade

 No.2760889

gweed are you around i need your input

 No.2760890

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 No.2760891

id be very good at dealing with ladies if they werent all so pretty and scary and were nice to me

 No.2760892

so im gonna just start eating less it seems to be the only way i can lose weight

 No.2760893

remember this legendary rant?

 No.2760894

>>2760890
#gendergoals

 No.2760895

i only listen to pizza rants from italians sorry

 No.2760896

>>2760891
if any girl is mean to u just let me know and i will tell them to stop

 No.2760897

what would happen if you jumped really high but then turned your feet sideways so you landed on your ankles

 No.2760898

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>>2760889
yeh whats up

 No.2760899


 No.2760900

*hears my own heartbeat*
*knees start shaking*
*stutters*
h-hello

 No.2760901


 No.2760902

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lol these lil murloc guys think theyre arthas now

 No.2760903

saw a pretty cute i wanna say spic? kinda girl the other day working the thing at a store

 No.2760904

>>2760901
you people are so fucking mentally ill how do you even function? are you all on welfare?

 No.2760905


 No.2760906

the panopticon will soon have us all in irons

 No.2760907

hol up weve been using smol bean tender queer language from tumblr this whole time?

 No.2760908

i need to lose thigh fat to see if ive got deep cuts or not they feel phenomenal though

 No.2760909

possums and rats are so bad ass

 No.2760910


 No.2760911

listening to the new bts…. this is not it

 No.2760912

a girl at the climbing gym has cutting scars all over her shoulder

 No.2760913

>>2760911
heard it was the most sellingist kpop album of all time though

 No.2760914

is gweedly a tender queer

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 No.2760916

im gay not queer

 No.2760917

the song was okay i just didnt like how the mv was 90% some wfoid wandering around a boat instead of our guys

 No.2760918

tender gay

 No.2760919

being gay is kinda queer coded tbh

 No.2760920

>>2760912
is she super thin

 No.2760921

my best suggestion is woke chungus

 No.2760922

she looks soft

 No.2760923

yall cant just "adopt" the "aesthetic" of being grimy how about you take fucking baths and stop being gross

 No.2760924

speaking of baths i need to shower and douche

 No.2760925

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 No.2760926

speaking of maplestory and bts my friends gf told me that one of the bts boys really liked maplestory and i was like huh that makes sense tho

 No.2760927

you know koreans still play weird shit like lineage 2

 No.2760928

>>2760924
whos the lucky boy

 No.2760929

and gunz

 No.2760930

>>2760928
my gym crush ;3

 No.2760931

touch screens are the way of the future i havent touched a keyboard or mouse in years

 No.2760932

padbaby…

 No.2760933

>>2760930
how the hell did you bag a buff gym boy

 No.2760934

>>2760933
showed hole in the locker room

 No.2760935

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>>2760901
huh idk no opinion i dont think the type of person theyre talking about is even really a thing anymore

 No.2760936

>>2760933
negl its probably because i got a hair cut and i dont look like a megadweeb anymore

 No.2760937

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 No.2760938

showing hole in the locker room is a MAJOR faux paw

 No.2760939

i want to start going to the gym but i think i might cause a commotion if i get changed in the mens locker room

 No.2760940

change at home

 No.2760941

nobody actually goes to the lockerrooms you just hop right onto the equipment

 No.2760942

>>2760920
no but she always wears a mask and i might want to marry her

 No.2760943

one time i walked in on a guy making a flexing vid in the mirror
was kinda cringe but he didnt even stop so respect to him for the hustle

 No.2760944

>>2760942
dont marry a chubber man its only gonna get worse as she gets older

 No.2760945

i could destroy this thing no problem

 No.2760946

how chubby can she be if she can lift her bodyweight and climb a wall

 No.2760947

>>2760944
shes probably only 200 at 5'6 shes not chubby bro

 No.2760948

jack black could break dance at 300 pounds bro fat is not a limitation on minor physical abilities

 No.2760949

>>2760947
*posts the chaewon image*

 No.2760950

200 at 5'6" for a woman is extremely fat actually

 No.2760951

im 200 at 5'10……..

 No.2760952

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i got you bro

 No.2760953

>>2760948
he couldnt do pullups

 No.2760954

there are probably less than 1000 women worldwide who could justifiably be 200lbs

 No.2760955

were going asian we dont have to worry about 100kg foids

 No.2760956

for reference bunny is probably somewhere in the 160-180 range and shes 5'2"

 No.2760957

>>2760947
im 106 at 5'5 that's basically double me

 No.2760958

i’m 5’6 200lbs

 No.2760959

when i open up a video here it takes up the whole damn screen

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 No.2760962

>>2760960
fuck non o no no no no

 No.2760963

is it okay to be emo past the age of 30

 No.2760964

no

 No.2760965

id still wear a mask if it was socially acceptable to do it
i still have some unopened n95s

 No.2760966

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*taps the sign*

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 No.2760968

damn beard fucking destroyed that challenge no joking around
now the grand prize is fucked for all the locals thats messed up

 No.2760969

>>2760966
translate it weebs

 No.2760970

im only 1kg off of perfection?

 No.2760971

is it weird to wear band shirts if you 30+
or will you look like a tard

 No.2760972

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>>2760970
thats for girls for guys you have to double it

 No.2760974

>>2760971
zoomers dont even know what bands are bro

 No.2760975

*slips on my incubus tee* rock on brother

 No.2760976

I DONT KNOW WHAT A CM IS
I DONT KNOW WHAT A KG IS

 No.2760977

its always chic to wear some dumb ass 70's or 80's band nobody listens to tshirt like the misfits or the one with the lips

 No.2760978

i hate these stupid ass nu soyboys they have on linus tech tips now

 No.2760979

>>2760972
>>2760975
okay point taken

 No.2760980

no one listens to the misfits?
bro come on

 No.2760981

iam farting

 No.2760982

all the good soy boys betrayed linus and started their own youtubes

 No.2760983

i don't know my cm or kg

 No.2760984

yeah nobody listens to the misfits and you cant name a single song but aesthetically its fun to decorate your room with their posters or wear their band t's

 No.2760985

>>2760975
IIIIIIIIIIII WISH YOU WERE HERE

 No.2760986

Tom Homan confirms ICE to be at airports starting Monday

theyre doing this to stop people from leaving america
zion don is accelerating
there will be massive famines soon due to no oil

 No.2760987

>>2760984
dig up her bones

 No.2760988

>>2760984
staurday night
astro zombies
last caress
hybrid moments

 No.2760989

File: 1774209220095.png (1.22 MB, 1177x808, ClipboardImage.png)

look at these fucking slobs man how about you guys lose some weight

 No.2760990

i listened to misfits once it was booty cheeks

 No.2760991

>>2760971

band shirts i feel like dont get the stigma of graphic tees

 No.2760992

>>2760984
i like hybrid moments

 No.2760993

saturday night is such a banger danzig wishes he could write one like that

 No.2760994

hybrid moments? bro you mean hybrid theory

 No.2760995

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 No.2760996

you guys could literally just be making shit up and nobody would know if they were misfits songs or not cuz nobody knows a single one

 No.2760997

Trump just announced “If Iran doesn’t FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP” Donald Trump weekend playbook is in effect

 No.2760998

>>2760995
me n who <3

 No.2760999

>>2760997
*hoses you down*

 No.2761000


 No.2761001

48 hours from now is uhhhh wednesday

 No.2761002

>>2760996
thats how i feel about the universe

 No.2761003

no its not man

 No.2761004

>>2760997
trump taking massive ls here tbh, massive beta aura with that message

 No.2761005

48 hours from now itll be 4pm on a mothafuckin tuesday

 No.2761006

tuesday is the best day of the week if youre a wowfuck

 No.2761007

>>2761002
the jews are lying about that tho its all firmament space is fake the stars are just lights

 No.2761008

its fucking up

 No.2761009


 No.2761010

File: 1774209807265.jpg (202.9 KB, 1021x681, Untitled.jpg)

hol up elden ring and wow linked up

 No.2761011

wowspam

 No.2761012

space is firm?!

 No.2761013

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 No.2761014

there aint no damn space!

 No.2761015

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 No.2761016

what if space was loose as hell and thats why stars keep falling out of it

 No.2761017


 No.2761018

>>2761016
nigga what the fuck are you saying

 No.2761019

dis makes no sense

 No.2761020

space is tight af

 No.2761021

>>2761018
try opening up a book for once in your life

 No.2761022

>>2761000
what are they putting in the water in ohio bruh

 No.2761023

this dont make no fuckin sense

 No.2761024

reading books is so performative

 No.2761025

who is malacrest

 No.2761026

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 No.2761027

>>2761026
omg hi

 No.2761028

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 No.2761029

toot we should get a dead nigger storage sign out front

 No.2761030

grow up

 No.2761031

wownigger storage

 No.2761032

were getting more stash tabs???

 No.2761033


 No.2761034

>>2761028
shes actually perfect

 No.2761035

perfectly ugly maybe

 No.2761036

wows endgame just changed

 No.2761037

they need to bring 10mans back

 No.2761038

i see a white nword
i know in my heart that boy loves wow

 No.2761039

*to the tune of the scrubs theme song*

and im no job man!

 No.2761040

hol up i can own a house… in wow?

 No.2761041

itll be the only house youll ever own

 No.2761042

aint no way this lowes commercial had a ludacris song in it

 No.2761043


 No.2761044

>>2761043
horrible voice

 No.2761045

>>2761007
say word?

 No.2761046

unc is watching commercials

 No.2761047

BREAKING: Japanese conservative city councilor Yusuke Kawai video goes viral after he was violently attacked at the Japan Kurdish festival.

Kawai, who has been outspoken on immigration issues including alleged crime, unlicensed driving, welfare use, and public disturbances, attended the event as what he described as an “inspection” while wearing attire emblazoned with the national flag.

Shocking video shows a man suddenly striking Kawai in the face, knocking him to the ground before vanishing into the crowd. Chaos erupted as Saitama police rushed in, formed a protective circle, and urgently escorted him to safety.

the fire rises…

 No.2761048

i knew these iowa state niggers were legit

 No.2761049

i should start moisturizing my butthole

 No.2761050

i had to start moisturizing my eyebrows they were getting flaky

 No.2761051

>>2761047
thats called a false flag lilbro

 No.2761052

butts have gotta be like the last place that dries out

 No.2761053

that guys last name is kawaii lol

 No.2761054


 No.2761055

need me a sloppy bellywife

 No.2761056

i heard that taco bell is full of aluminum

 No.2761057


 No.2761058

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 No.2761059

>>2761052
mine is sore from shitting

 No.2761060

>>2761057
the touch wasnt even that hard why he flopping though? is he trying to draw a yellow card 😆

 No.2761061

>>2761058
so young and eyes full of hope…

 No.2761062

full head of hair…

 No.2761063

see my face its growing old

 No.2761064

why does tin even want a wife

women are annoying as fuck

 No.2761065

tinny is simple look at his dead eyes

 No.2761066

the japanese are rising up?

 No.2761067

*wheeze*

aint no fuckin way wowfucks explain yourselves

 No.2761068

hmmmm maybe i can play wow after all

 No.2761069

>>2761067
fake hysterical laugh he should be flayed alive

 No.2761070

>>2761069
+1
i didn't watch but he's a shitskin so i agree

 No.2761071

we should fake laugh and play minecraft for kids

 No.2761072

File: 1774213851548.mp4 (12.71 MB, EwMBrWkRHQiRMDgY.mp4)

>>2761066
idk seems like they will reach a boiling point eventually

 No.2761073

jmoid incel uprising….

 No.2761074

they should have thought twice before entering ww2

 No.2761075

>twice
sana…

 No.2761076

>>2761072
this guy would lose it in vienna

 No.2761077

the average age in japan is 50 years old

 No.2761078

unc ass nation

 No.2761079


 No.2761080

we should get into cum tributing

 No.2761081

made some avocado ranch and damn its thick

 No.2761082

>>2761080
people are using ai to have the girls come out of the screen and suck their dick now

 No.2761083

ai can do that?!

 No.2761084

File: 1774214893450.jpg (13.11 KB, 480x236, 1773533558778.jpg)

>thats called a false flag lilbro

 No.2761085

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 No.2761086

>>2761082
haha how???

 No.2761087

>>2761072
how was he incapable of explaining what conservative meant

 No.2761088

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 No.2761089

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 No.2761090

>>2761089
bitches be shittin 🤣

 No.2761091

>>2761080
theyre making them illegal in britain unironically

 No.2761092

it was supposed to be a false flag but because of the violent nature of kurds some other random dude attacked him first

 No.2761093

hol up we got SAINT johns vs dem jayhawks????

 No.2761094

how do you know if you are a saint or not

 No.2761095

have you been beatified? thats usually the best way to know for sure

 No.2761096

beat…rice?
from umineko?

 No.2761097

File: 1774215416563.mp4 (1.65 MB, 1774145547811994.mp4)


 No.2761098

digimon alysion is going to be so good

 No.2761099

An extremely popular online card game where players face off using a deck case-shaped gadget known as a D-STORAGE

 No.2761100

i want to get this total war napoleon game since im in my napoleon era but those total war games look hard

 No.2761101

total war games are retard proof just go for it

 No.2761102

im going to start saying flip instead of fuck

 No.2761103

we should get into warhammer 40k darktide

 No.2761104

>>2761097
this should be illegal

 No.2761105

ill also start saying flip instead of flip

 No.2761106

>>2761103
its not that great unfortunately

 No.2761107

>>2761104
it is but you guys arent going to report him so

 No.2761108

mom is such a fat moron she went to some nutritionist who said peanut butter is good for diabetes so now shes having multiple peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for every meal

 No.2761109

soooooooo

 No.2761110

>>2761080
>>2761085
i did this to some girl in our wow guild back in 2009

 No.2761111

File: 1774216069736.jpg (17.39 KB, 360x360, HECGOU0aoAAXqny.jpg)

let's just say things would be different if we looked like the model for leon..

 No.2761112

did amlitzer get fired and is homeless again whys he not posting

 No.2761113

its not too late to take the neckpill

 No.2761114

hes in japan

 No.2761115

every time i try to take the neck pill i hurt my neck and quit for months

 No.2761116

better not be impinging your nerves boy

 No.2761117

i was only 12 on wow in 2009 but i lied and said i was 15 cause i thought that made me sound mature

 No.2761118

i keep randomly coming back to this album its so good

 No.2761119

im so ditto coded fr

 No.2761120

i really dont understand how ditto is not the strongest pokemon ever

 No.2761121

File: 1774216597494.jpg (65.08 KB, 539x656, Untitled.jpg)

DUDE

 No.2761122

A 2016 Harvard study (European Urology, 31k+ men followed 18+ years) found men ejaculating 21+ times/month had 20-31% lower prostate cancer risk vs 4-7 times, especially low-risk cases. A 2004 JAMA study showed similar links. Multiple reviews confirm the association (observational, not proven causation).

nofap bro needs to stop asap

 No.2761123

i goon for the health benefits

 No.2761124

you cant hit the enemy with super effective stab moves if youre an exact copy of the enemy

 No.2761125

i thought i was the only one cooming 21+ times a month

 No.2761126

im retarded and fat and bald

 No.2761127

sounds like a jolly life

 No.2761128

21 times a month is fucking nothing
any studies about 40 times a month which is way more realistic?

 No.2761129

taco bell

 No.2761130

would it be a red flag if our azn gfs learned we jerked off every single day

 No.2761131

@grok pull up some studies on the effects of 21+ jack offs /month on mental health

 No.2761132


 No.2761133

kinda crazy how games are gettin more an more expensive "becuz inflation" but wages are basically the same theve been for decades

 No.2761134

>>2761132
what a quitter

 No.2761135

whats even considered a good wage

i have a high school diploma and about 10 college credits what kind of money could i be making

 No.2761136

every second day is probably optimal
it just feels better

 No.2761137

video game devs salaries have gone up

 No.2761138

File: 1774217152971.png (256.22 KB, 575x712, ClipboardImage.png)

AIRBNB GUEST CHARGED WITH URINATING ON FURNITURE IN FLORIDA RENTAL‼️
A Pensacola woman has been arrested for allegedly peeing on and damaging furniture items in two local Airbnbs.
An Airbnb owner filed a criminal mischief complaint on March 15 regarding damage made to her rental property.
The owner told officers that someone sent her a message on the Airbnb app, claiming her then-current guest, identified as 31-year-old Nicolette Keough, had peed on multiple items in the unit on North Guillemard Street.
Later, the owner allegedly found a video on an adult content website that showed a woman peeing in the unit and causing damage.
The owner documented the damage with photos and reported a strong odor of urine in the residence.
She reportedly found that an antique Crown Royal chair, rug, typewriter, four dining room chairs, coffee maker, bed, TV, record player, toaster, and electric fireplace needed to be replaced, amounting to $3,980 in damage.
The responding officer then arrested Keough and charged her with damage to property -criminal mischief.
Keough allegedly peed on other items at another Airbnb owned by the same person on the same street. The owner reported that a vase, green rug, accent wall, chair, and a tiger rug were also peed on, causing another $1,375 in damage.

 No.2761139

>>2761118
im probably the only guy who clicked this and i regret it this was garbage absolute worthless shit

 No.2761140

i saw a youtube short that said you shouldnt be friends with people who earn less than $300 an hour

 No.2761141

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 No.2761142

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 No.2761143

even if i was michaelangelo the painter i dont think i could charge 300 dollars for an hour of my time dont people have any self respect

 No.2761144


 No.2761145

>>2761144
holy fucking shit is this her?
i was looking and couldnt find anything

 No.2761146

michaelangelo went so hard with david

 No.2761147

>>2761143
sure you would it would be out of your control
you would make michelangelo and it would sell for like a hundred milly and you would just divide that by the number of hours you worked on it

 No.2761148

michaelangelo was a lil sus tho lets not cap imagine spending that much time sculpting anotha mans dick like cmon

 No.2761149

>>2761147
nah bro thats not how it worked youd paint on commission by a patron to live at his court and do your art the total expense not even coming close to 300 its not until wiggers 400 years after your dead sell it to a museum that money changes hands like that

 No.2761150

>>2761149
ok well

 No.2761151

okay well
you were talking completely out of your fucking ass and you just say
okay well
what the fuck is wrong with you

 No.2761152

michaelangelo was rich as hell

 No.2761153

>>2761151
im a girl

 No.2761154

your supposed to be able to talk out of your ass without some nerd um actuallying you like a dweeb

 No.2761155

kinda crazy how pissing is a crime in drumpfs america

 No.2761156

>>2761154
how about you get your dick outta my ass?

 No.2761157

based off what i've seen on kick.com i would never airbnb a house i owned

 No.2761158

thighfuck asmrbros

 No.2761159

i used to clean airbnbs and sometimes it was fine but other times it was a disaster

 No.2761160

i did this a few times

 No.2761161

remember that hog on kick dot com the other night?
man that was one premium pig

 No.2761162

kali muscle is still alive?

 No.2761163

>>2761160
instant coffee mixed with cola sounds horrible

 No.2761164

File: 1774218003767.jpg (568.52 KB, 1536x2048, G2lDYMsakAAhH1A.jpg)

asian women

 No.2761165

>>2761164
tfw no beautiful cross eyed asian angel girlfriend

 No.2761166

>>2761163
coke made that coke coffee mix i bet its fine

 No.2761167

>>2761163
it was

 No.2761168

>>2761165
god is not fair

 No.2761169

TICK TOCK KANSASSS!!!!

 No.2761170

>>2761168
all in good time brother q3

 No.2761171

them red storm taking care of the lowly jayhawks

 No.2761172

my instinctual lizard brain yearns to rape

 No.2761173

*writes SHIP on the black board*

 No.2761174

you shouldnt do that

 No.2761175

if 1 man can hold you down

 No.2761176

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 No.2761177

every other day i seriously fantasize about something rape related

 No.2761178

>>2761176
i look like that and do that

 No.2761179

File: 1774218287022.jpg (2.77 MB, 3024x4032, 20260322_152441.jpg)

the rotund belly gonna learn tonight

 No.2761180

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 No.2761181

>>2761180
ive taken a few pics like this

 No.2761182

>>2761180
our gaybro be like
"this guy is really fucking hot"

 No.2761183

white people are so gross looking

 No.2761184

>>2761180
whenever i take a belly pic for future reference i end up deleting it because i look so gross and weird

 No.2761185

if browsing public boys has taught me anything its that white boys with zero muscle mass just look like maggots or grubs

 No.2761186

File: 1774218602298.mp4 (7.84 MB, nPYaBSNGeXG2BVGo.mp4)

this whore is nasty

 No.2761187

my belly looks nice and soft

 No.2761188

>>2761186
this is why america needs Islam

 No.2761189

we need to return to traditional moral values

 No.2761190

most asian girls arent like that

 No.2761191

>>2761186
i had a dream about fucking a girl like her last night

 No.2761192

today's watame

 No.2761193

we need a new napoleon

 No.2761194

>>2761192
are you gonna watch the 8h+ stream

 No.2761195

hitler was our new napoleon

 No.2761196

bros im in austria im pretty sure they are gonna lock me up if we keep posting about him

 No.2761197

https://kick.com/cutieavaxo

in fact we like em nasty

 No.2761198

was napoleon really a simp who got cheated on or is that just anglo propoganda

 No.2761199

my bodycount?
zero

and thats whats wrong with america

 No.2761200

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 No.2761201

>>2761186
god i want to fuck that flat faced chink and see what she rates my huge dick

 No.2761202

>>2761198
he truly loved josephine who did cheat on him but he also had a dozen mistresses and dumped josephine to marry into royalty

 No.2761203

>>2761196
what are you doing there man

 No.2761204

>>2761199
murdering is bad

 No.2761205

>>2761196
you gotta go to the sydney aquarium man!

 No.2761206

>>2761204
bodycount means sexual partners >>2761186

 No.2761207

i only have 1 body the human body

 No.2761208

josephine had black rotten teeth and was too old and was a single mother
[avgn voice] what was he thinking?!?

 No.2761209

>>2761206
only to zoomers

 No.2761210

>>2761158
ive been thighfucked a couple times and it kind of does sound like that

 No.2761211

has pando posted since he got back from his sex vacation?

 No.2761212

>ive been thighfucked a couple times

 No.2761213


 No.2761214

yeah theres be a big uptick in futa and nigger porn posts

 No.2761215

zoomzoom zoomfuck

 No.2761216

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 No.2761217

french women cheat its just what they do

 No.2761218

all women who do not live under the veil of Islam cheat

 No.2761219

arent the french muslim?

 No.2761220

>>2761203
ichiko aoba concert tomorrow

 No.2761221

should we get rumble wallets so we dont get debanked?

 No.2761222

>>2761220
is she good?

 No.2761223

google that gobbledygook name and its a pic of a foid with an acoustic guitar why do you fags listen to such gay faggy foidcoded music

 No.2761224

its great tho

 No.2761225

>>2761220
im jelly have fun

 No.2761226

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 No.2761227

you cant even understand it shut the fuck up you performative fag

 No.2761228

>>2761182
gaybro here his belly is too big
i dont like the pregnant looking bellies

 No.2761229

File: 1774220046589.jpg (291.38 KB, 1045x1306, 624841817_1810552482476743….jpg)

its sunday night
and you know what we do on sunday night

 No.2761230

>>2761222
i listened to 0 and windswept adan about a billion times
0 especially was my thing back when i was finishing uni

 No.2761231

>>2761225
thx man

 No.2761232

>>>2761226
why are my arm muscles so sore

 No.2761233

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 No.2761234

>>2761230
enjoy bro

 No.2761235

intj stare…

 No.2761236

zuck is so cool he just stared that paul guy down like the prey he was

 No.2761237

>>2761233
two autists from different generations

 No.2761238

crazy how zuckercuck never had to learn how to be a normal person because he got too much money too quickly

 No.2761239

>>2761212
it feels nice when you feel his cum dripping down your balls

 No.2761240

i just read a thighfuck fic the other day what are the odds

 No.2761241

lets cut down on the gay hookup live reports

 No.2761242

we should stone the gays Islam style

 No.2761243

what if it was a woman thighfucking him

 No.2761244

we need to attend batemeets this year

 No.2761245

i miss chaewon when is the comeback

 No.2761246

i was the woman being thighfucked

 No.2761247

ate half a bag of fuckheads croutons last night

 No.2761248

buncha thighfuckheads

 No.2761249

>>2761245
they should just come back with their old songs after that ridiculous spaghetti flop

 No.2761250

>>2761249
their old songs arent much better besides easy…….

 No.2761251

and less clothes

 No.2761252

>>2761220
did you get good seats?

 No.2761253

>>2761250
careful big guy those are fighting words

 No.2761254

>>2761252
yeah i somehow lucked out on the literal front row
its almost like shes just gonna be singing for me

 No.2761255

you guys fly around the world doing the dumbest shit

 No.2761256

>>2761220
dont even know who that is
shes holding a concert in my country too maybe i should go

 No.2761257

as apposed to smartest shit?

 No.2761258

the wild packs of zombie mongrels of zagreb….

 No.2761259

need to fuck some thighs right about now

 No.2761260

lol

 No.2761261

and less clothes i said

 No.2761262


 No.2761263

>>2761253
AN-TI-TI-TI-TI FRAGILE FRAGILE
i mean cmon

 No.2761264

>>2761256
idk man you should probably try listening to some of her songs first to figure that out?

 No.2761265

isnt this the chick that one guy said sucked live?

 No.2761266

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 No.2761267

if anything the comm could stand to be more gay

 No.2761268

>>2761263
absolute banger (rip kim garam)

 No.2761269

were already like 60% tender gay

 No.2761270

>>2761268
unforgiven is also damn near unlistenable

 No.2761271

>>2761266
is that za ai or what wtf is that topping

 No.2761272

canes chicken tenders…….

 No.2761273

>>2761266
holy fucking shit that is the worst looking pizza ive ever seen
it looks like pizza bunnyayu shit out

 No.2761274

jewish stitches: dont play with me goy dont play with me goy go play your nintendo!

 No.2761275

>>2761270
ill give you that one tbh
but smarter? ash? crazy (eng version)? come over? sour grape? hooo boy

 No.2761276

>>2761264
fucking whore

 No.2761277

>>2761275
smart's a b-side bro and yeah its good but their singles are consistently either just okay, or downright bad except easy

 No.2761278

and yes crazy was kinda bad too

 No.2761279

marths side b…

 No.2761280

crazy was bad like a baddieee yass

 No.2761281

do people really listen to that garbage i thought they were just admiring the women

 No.2761282

its an audio visual experience thats like watching a movie with the sound off or vice versa its all part of it

 No.2761283

>>2761276
*unsheathes katana*
nandato…

 No.2761284

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 No.2761285

speaking of katana i heard samurais would fight crosseyed when outnumbered because it enhances your peripheral vision range at the cost of clarity but that was necessary when surrounded

 No.2761286

>>2761277
*watches chaewon shake her booty in smart*
huh what did you say something

 No.2761287

>>2761275
they still can't sing live ㅋㅋ

 No.2761288

>>2761245
this thumbnail alone has me bricked up like minecraft

 No.2761289

>>2761285
sigh the samourai were such amazing warriors

 No.2761290

yea we are able to detect movement better with our peripheral v

 No.2761291

i want le serrafim i want meovv i want izna
when when when when

 No.2761292

File: 1774221769800.jpg (91.93 KB, 1178x792, Capture.JPG)

>>2761264
can't get good seats
it's over

 No.2761293

one time in 5th grade i found a bag of white powder on the playground and then i turned it into the teachers cuz i was scared it was crack

 No.2761294

how expensive would an hermes necklace be i just watched a korean girl buy one with money her mom gave her for christmas how rich is this bitch

 No.2761295

>>2761292
just wait for someone to resell em for 2x the price thats how these concerts work now

 No.2761296

>>2761294
that's probably 6 months salary worth

 No.2761297

>>2761291
i just want newjeans man

 No.2761298

>>2761296
>a 4000 dollar necklace
holy fuck

 No.2761299

newjeans are never coming back man

 No.2761300

File: 1774222057683.jpg (1.24 MB, 2894x4093, G581VoFbMAMW4X4.jpg)

i look like this

 No.2761301

i should buy some new jeans for summer

 No.2761302

pham hanni.. i am sorry… i have failed you…

 No.2761303

>>2761302
she's coming back but her smile is gone

 No.2761304

lets not talk about im already depressed

 No.2761305

dont fw jeans or denim that much recently bought some chinos though might go back for a different color since they fit nice

 No.2761306

somew NEW JEANS?

 No.2761307

what did we call chino pants before like 2012 cuz i swear i never heard about chinos then suddenly everyone was talking about chinos did we just call them slacks before?

 No.2761308

uthermal never played broodwar before and was able to get to S rank in 100 games so apparently bw is easier than sc2

 No.2761309

>>2761307
khakis man

 No.2761310

>>2761308
he plays protoss

 No.2761311

>>2761310
no he played terran

 No.2761312

>>2761309
i thought khakis were those safari shorts

 No.2761313

>>2761308
bro artosis made it to s
just let that sink in

 No.2761314

>>2761311
ok well

 No.2761315

>>2761313
okay i see your point lol

 No.2761316

saying ok well is so performative

 No.2761317

isnt tasteless just like a rank despite being a protoss also? lol let THAT sink in

 No.2761318

life is performative

 No.2761319

the artosis bunker…

 No.2761320


 No.2761321

im not watching nigger ball man

 No.2761322

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 No.2761323

The "Artosis Bunker" is a Starcraft: Brood War meme referring to a bunker built by commentator Artosis, often in a suboptimal position. Placing only one marine inside is a hallmark of this trope, highlighting poor positioning, insufficient defense, or a panicked, ineffective panic-response during a rush, as seen in this YouTube video.
YouTube
YouTube
+1
Key Aspects of the "Artosis Bunker with 1 Marine":
Ineffectiveness: A single marine provides minimal damage output, making the bunker easy to ignore or destroy.
Panic/Mismanagement: Often built too late or in the wrong spot, representing a desperate attempt to stop an attack that fails, as shown in this YouTube video.
Meme Status: It is a recurring joke in the StarCraft community, specifically within the ArtosisCasts YouTube channel community, to mock suboptimal TvT (Terran vs. Terran) or defensive play.

 No.2761324

3 seconds left…
tie game…

 No.2761325

>>2761320
holy fuck!

 No.2761326

HOLY SHIT
MADNESS

 No.2761327

on a court of 7 foot tall negros
the short white boy gets it done

 No.2761328

watch these retarded weak bitches trying to break a door down
https://kick.com/fishtank

 No.2761329

only 2k viewers? sam fell off

 No.2761330

>>2761328
this is peak pad opportunity to wildly stab a knife under the door slit

 No.2761331

>>2761329
11k on their site thats still falling off

 No.2761332

they really are weak i could rape them so easily

 No.2761333

i thought sam left fishtank

 No.2761334

im no gooner man

 No.2761335

cant watch this nontent anymore man sorry

 No.2761336

they got bam this season

 No.2761337

>>2761328
this is boring

 No.2761338

lets watch clav instead

 No.2761339

clav is always up to something fun

 No.2761340

clav is doing some 30 day 24/hr per day stream

 No.2761341

never watched that normie
never will

 No.2761342

cats are so funny it's like having a roommate that you need to feed and clean up after and in return they might snuggle with you

 No.2761343

clav has gotten owned so many times over the last week hes so ohio rn

 No.2761344

https://officialchadrankings.com/Home

asufratleaderbros… its ogre
clav is back and hes taking down the traitor androgenic next

 No.2761345

clav and androgenic already made up bro

 No.2761346

i can't believe you guys follow that lore

 No.2761347

>>2761344
fake rankings tbh

 No.2761348

we caww it wore

 No.2761349

its a temporary truce between clav and androgenic, once a traitor always a traitor

 No.2761350

its beta to hold grudges lil bro clav is so unbothered by any of that

 No.2761351

lmk when they made out idc if they made up

 No.2761352

>>2761349
this is just like sparta & athens

 No.2761353

how is androgenic at the top after that cap steal aura loss
that shit tanked him

 No.2761354

holding a grudge for a really long time and pretending it doesnt bother you then rebuilding a relationship then stabbing someone in the back at the worst possible time for them is the most chad thing you can do

 No.2761355

>>2761245
analling that gook omo

 No.2761356

elaborate revenge schemes are for the beta and the bothered chads rise above and the beta shrimps sort themselves out

 No.2761357

theres way chadder things you can do than that like ordering food without breaking eye contact or stuttering

 No.2761358

she could get dis dih

 No.2761359

i need to become more moe

 No.2761360

the bartender?

 No.2761361


 No.2761362

2hrs away man

 No.2761363

got my hundo bomb ready to drop

 No.2761364

>>2761359
tendergaybro…

 No.2761365

i can't even bring myself to pretend to care about the looks maxxing shit

 No.2761366

its just a harmless psyop

 No.2761367

no way asu f l fell all the way to rank four hes still top 1 in my book

 No.2761368

im bellymaxxing

 No.2761369

i dunno ps completely fixed me its pretty crazy

 No.2761370

can i have the nitrus today

 No.2761371

bellymaxxings not so bad its more surface area to plant kisses

 No.2761372


 No.2761373

if i was ted kaczynski i wouldnt have been caught

 No.2761374

white people love talking about that 2007-2015 period of melee

 No.2761375

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 No.2761376

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 No.2761377

File: 1774225104548.jpg (11.37 KB, 255x185, Untitled.jpg)

COME ON YOU NIGGERS THIS WAS MY BIG UPSET PICK!!!!!!

 No.2761378

https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2035868498774348046 the dems are about to melt down big time tomorrow lol

 No.2761379

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>>2761378
voters will love the extra hassle
hes doing great with the iran war, groceries, gas prices, and now this
huge 4d chess iq move

 No.2761381

>>2761379
>translating the greek word for the strong platonic bond of a deep and abiding nonsexual male friendship as love to confuse goycattle that dont know any greek
now thats an epic meme

 No.2761382

Iran says it will ‘irreversibly destroy’ Middle East infrastructure if US attacks energy sites
based

 No.2761383

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now hear me out

 No.2761384

they were homosexual lovers

 No.2761385

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in florida you get an official scientology channel on tv

 No.2761386

yes ivan florida is full of retards we know

 No.2761387

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>>2761383
wouldnt you need to have a degree for that?

 No.2761389

>>2761383
werent all the first golems just killed in iran all reservists?

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 No.2761391

>>2761387
cmon man lol

 No.2761392

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once math gets to shit like this i straight up dont understand it

 No.2761393

>>2761383
im told you get like 1500 a year in the reserves unless youre like already a vet and been in the reserves already for 20 years

 No.2761394

a loaf of wonderbread is $6 in trumps economy

 No.2761395

>>2761392
just factor it you retard whats the fucking hold up

 No.2761396

>>2761392
yeah this is where i gave up too

 No.2761397

all that boomer shit nobody with an iq above 75 eats like wonderbread and miracle whip and velveeta has been overpriced to the extreme for 5 years because they know the only people who would pay for it are addicted and will be dead soon

 No.2761398

if you can solve problems like that you get paid 200k or more

 No.2761399

at one point i could factor stuff like that but i forgot

 No.2761400

>>2761399
well you know what they say if you dont use it you lose it lol

 No.2761401

>>2761398
thats not true is it

 No.2761402

>>2761397
v_v you are so mean to me

 No.2761403

did i really just forget the key to a 200k job?

 No.2761404

>>2761401
no toot has a math degree and hes a retard and a poorfag

 No.2761405

>>2761398
>>2761393
chaplain you need all the training to be a priest to sign up. usually a masters

 No.2761406

>>2761404
i have to use my fingers to multiply and i am too



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