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 No.2751782[Last 50 Posts]

i can stop whenever i want

 No.2751783

why is some of the tporn in ur collection like tiny 75mb and some of it is gigabyte huge

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 No.2751785

gonna become the one dangling earring guy

 No.2751786


 No.2751787

did you learn anything from the movie rollerball, you dunce?

 No.2751788

you are hitori janai

 No.2751789

i got that rollerball alg too

 No.2751790

>>2751784
this is soccer man

 No.2751791

oh no bros

 No.2751792

soccer comes from 'association football'

 No.2751793

i need to get it together

 No.2751794

youtube really removed the option to sort video search results by upload date…wtf man…

 No.2751795

wtf i stopped watching for one minute and they scored a goal

 No.2751796

citybros…

 No.2751797

guten tag mein schwartzers

 No.2751798

https://x.com/LocalBateman/status/2031656624532902296
this is the type of shit were gonna get up to in the mansion

 No.2751799

wtf i stopped watching and they scored again man fuck soccer!!!!!!!!!!!

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 No.2751801

absolutely biblical drop everyone needs to get in here and watch this this ones for us!

 No.2751802

dont think i shall be doing that

 No.2751803

all the podcasts suck now

 No.2751804

cutler cast is still worth listening to every time

 No.2751805

holy fuck!

 No.2751806

>>2751801
ok this is huge im gonna be watching this for sure

 No.2751807

>>2751805
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM NOT WATCHING CUZ IF I START WATCHING NOBODY IS GONNA SCORE

 No.2751808

god damn i just had a massive mid-week 3 hour nap

 No.2751809

npop

 No.2751810

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noooooooooooo chaewon please no

 No.2751812

>>2751811
looked kinda like a horsecock from the thumbnail lol

 No.2751813

you know my ass is watchin that fresh sseth from last night!!!

 No.2751814

>>2751813
nah man were watching that jeff kaplankino

 No.2751815

breedpup u up

 No.2751816

5 hours of jeff k? you know im watching every second of that shit!

 No.2751817

File: 1773262997879.jpg (52.42 KB, 680x680, 8b0.jpg)

>breedpup u up

 No.2751818

@grok who is jeff kaplan

 No.2751819

overwatch guy

 No.2751820

Jeffrey Kaplan (born November 4, 1972) is a prominent American video game designer known for his key role as the Vice President and Game Director for Blizzard Entertainment's Overwatch.

that shits ass and buns

 No.2751821

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 No.2751822

i feel like everyone got tired and this is why the internet stinks now
the tired internet theory

 No.2751823

sseth paid for the good editors this vid
hes so back

 No.2751824

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File: 1773263546101.png (782.65 KB, 720x960, IMG_45645.png)

im sleepycoded

 No.2751826

>NOW - Trump declares "we've won" the Iran War.
USA! USA! USA!

 No.2751827

anypony wanna play deadlock

 No.2751828

The Department of Energy has announced that gas prices will not fall to pre-war levels until mid-2027.

lol

 No.2751829

were getting petrol predictions now? the msm gotta get a hobby man

 No.2751830

joe rogan should do an ep with trump and bibi and the new iranian guy that would slap and bang

 No.2751831

>>2751829
its really not that complicated man
they shut down production in a bunch of places and bombed the infrastructure in others
getting that stuff back up has a known lead time
so yeah 2 + 2 = 4
but maybe thats too much for your little drumpf brain

 No.2751832

maybe you think hey im a pretty big piece of onion skin theres no way the vacuum is strong enough to suck me
but maybe its just strong enough to pull you in a little bit closer than you were, then a little more, and then you are all sucked up cause it turns out you werent such big a piece of onion skin afterall

 No.2751833

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>>2751823
it looks like an interesting game
but my gamerplate is full right now i cant dive into a new adventure unless everyone in the comm is playing it

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 No.2751836

the vacuum could never consume my foreskin it isnt powerful enough plus the nozzle is the wrong size im safe

 No.2751837

File: 1773264082908.jpg (36.25 KB, 1024x643, Jemen-Zaliv-1024x643.jpg)

Urgent | Senior Iranian military official to Al Jazeera: If Washington commits a strategic error, another strait will be in a similar situation to the Strait of Hormuz

yep theyre gonna close this one too
total economic collapse imminent

 No.2751838

i want a bf

 No.2751839

xi wouldnt let that happen lil gup

 No.2751840

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File: 1773264180421.mp4 (486.53 KB, jGCAP-s9X68Hubkk.mp4)

RUN NIGGER RUN AHAHAHAHAHA

 No.2751842

the gay of hormuz

 No.2751843

its weird how chuds hate trannies but jerk off to tranny porn all the time like hating them isnt going to get you your coveted tranny gf

 No.2751844

actually it might

 No.2751845

>>2751841
the strait is closed?

 No.2751846

>the strait is closed?

 No.2751847

trannies have low self esteem so theyre vulnerable to any attention givers even if its from chud chasers

 No.2751848

>>2751837
the.. second strait????

 No.2751849

no tranny i know would ever fall for chud negging tech

 No.2751850

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 No.2751851

a couple of boys with drones just casually closing down straits causing economic collapses
how did the world end up so reliant on a couple of straits

 No.2751852

the tgirl at the climbing gym got a tgirl gf and they were introducing each other to everyone they were so happy

 No.2751853

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>>2751852
thats so cute i wish them the best

 No.2751855

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 No.2751856

toot that guy just dropped a 30.66mb image bomb

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 No.2751858

File: 1773264577597.jpg (4 KB, 202x65, Untitled.jpg)

*skips 24000 posts*

 No.2751859

masaka (hes fast)

 No.2751860

we really do be saying korean women hundreds of thousands of times

 No.2751861

File: 1773264807665.jpg (656.11 KB, 1919x1439, 3-222117473_0.jpg)

korean women are simply the jjang (best)

 No.2751862

always laugh when i go to the beer shack in the afternoon instead of right before they close because the guy working there is like oh starting early today man and im like yup didnt have to work today
which is technically true

 No.2751863

why is every single clothing model 6'2"?
wtf is going on in some retard nigger cum filled corporate brain to make this the case?

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>>2751861
true thats why we owe it to them to let them experience the ultimate sexual pleasure in life for a woman
being rammed by a bbc

 No.2751866

Oil Chaos Is Crushing Europe

 No.2751867

>>2751861
+1 theyre daebak (awesome)

 No.2751868

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 No.2751869

drue langlois dropped a new plague roach

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 No.2751871

my new thing is

eat one giant 2000 calorie meal
brush floss
bathroom
take a shower

basically get everything done in one go

 No.2751872

this place really is dead now
there is zero moderation anymore

 No.2751873

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 No.2751874

up

 No.2751875

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 No.2751876

File: 1773265955811.webm (3.41 MB, 404x720, 1675184621329349.webm)

GET THAT YELLOW PUSSY NIGGA

 No.2751877

once the dishwasher finishes running im gonna have spoons for days

 No.2751878

File: 1773266356868.png (1.18 MB, 1192x1029, ClipboardImage.png)

ah hell nah iran sissified our carriers

 No.2751879

you should be ashamed youre not putting your military assets inside of our target range

 No.2751880

if one of these arab niggas sinks an aircraft carrier hoooooo boy idk what the hells gonna happen then

 No.2751881

sinking them is pretty hard but fucking up the flight deck bad enough that they cant launch planes is trivial

 No.2751882

you guys are so silly

 No.2751883

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 No.2751885

>>2751878
they really tryin to get trump to ok the nuclear strike huh
he might pull the trigger if they tweet stuff like this

 No.2751886

>>2751878
id settle

 No.2751887

nothing a quick nuke couldnt fix

 No.2751888

>>2751875
thank u for ur service bruno

 No.2751889

holy fucking shit tinny bought a gun somehow

 No.2751890

omg omg omg tinny is freaking out on discord right now hes totally off his meds

 No.2751891

the lesbians are in big trouble

 No.2751892

>>2751890
keep me posted

 No.2751893

nuking iran would be the worst move possibly ever or at least since bombing iran

 No.2751894

were getting into indie rock

 No.2751895

going to take a note from kid rock and grow my hair out long and just always wear a hat then people will think i have a full head of hair

 No.2751896

clavicular normalized men wearing make up

 No.2751897

quick kbreak

 No.2751898

>>2751896
actually jd vance did

 No.2751899

>>2751898
no vance just has eyelashes like that

 No.2751900

>>2751899
yeah and his kids are white

 No.2751901

his kids are white

 No.2751902

and one more thing our future half asian kids? also white

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 No.2751904

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>>2751900
its not mascara

 No.2751905

thats jh not jd

 No.2751906

what kinda name even is jd
why did his parents name him that
just two random letters together
kinda like trump with j like why would you just put a random letter in there

 No.2751907

love getting huge discounts buying stolen tools off ebay and facebook marketplace

 No.2751908

the j is a signal to the hebrews that they are aligned

 No.2751909

jd is going to save us

 No.2751910

donald trump please save me

 No.2751911

real gamer sh

 No.2751912

hol up youre telling me i can sell my dads tools on ebay for cash?

 No.2751913

oh i dont even smile

 No.2751914

>>2751907
i used to do this with those expensive as fuck gilette razor blades

 No.2751915

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 No.2751916

theres just so much i wakunai

 No.2751917

ive never been kind to a living being

 No.2751918

are eggs $1 a dozen and is gas $1 a gallon yet?
is clinton locked up?
did the president of peace end all wars yet?

 No.2751919

might go to sleep while the sun still out

 No.2751920

>>2751919
isnt this the dude that dressed up in womens clothes

 No.2751921

all dudes dress up in womens clothes

 No.2751922

erm..

 No.2751923

>>2751918
eggs are currently $1.69 for a dozen large
thats pretty good

 No.2751924

high heels were first made for men

 No.2751925

ive been kind before

 No.2751926

havent drank any alcohol in like 3+ months and im dying for a fucking sip just one sip but i know that one sip will end up binging on as much as i can get my hands on until i black out and give myself alcohol poisoning
i want to drink an entire case of sierra nevada torpedo ipas then move on to mixed vod drinks

 No.2751927

havent drank any alcohol in like 3 years and i dont miss it at all

 No.2751928

File: 1773268968608.jpg (119.66 KB, 2048x1366, 1626620625120.jpg)

>sierra nevada torpedo ipas

 No.2751929

>>2751923
thats for the cheapest of the cheap aldi tier eggs man those barely have a single nutrient in the yolk basically junk food

 No.2751930

File: 1773269058725.jpg (274.06 KB, 1350x1500, HDI4euza4AAP_pI.jpg)

KPOP BBC HUNTERS

 No.2751931

i paid $2.40 for 18 eggs

 No.2751932

idk how to live off a home depot salary

 No.2751933

>>2751930
i watched this movie with my daughters and it looked like ai

 No.2751934

you watched blacked porn with your daughters? wtf toot

 No.2751935

File: 1773269350717.jpg (601.01 KB, 1440x1800, 1733262386045.jpg)

"with my daughters"

 No.2751936

>>2751934
no i mean kpop demon hunters

 No.2751937

we have daughters?

 No.2751938

some of us have daughters thats true and the rest of us? our daughters are coming soon

 No.2751939

i watched kpop demon hunters without my daughters and i thought it was pretty cool

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 No.2751941

we definitely dont have daughters

 No.2751942

>>2751939
you should be on a list

 No.2751943

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>>2751926
here you go man

 No.2751944

>>2751939
bro thats totally a daughter film what are you doing

 No.2751945

>>2751940
that was a crazy head slam damn

 No.2751946

thats why im always cautious of potential things people can slam my head on when out in public

 No.2751947

toot how much larger are jumbo eggs than large eggs

 No.2751948

i cant live in fear of things my head could get slammed on

 No.2751949

you guys wanna hear a csam story?

 No.2751950

i dont know what csam is man

 No.2751951

cant believe we have daugthers

 No.2751952

why do mexicans have that undercut bowlcut haircut

 No.2751953

its like the sea food diet

 No.2751954

lol americans really be saying yooooooo muhfuggin nigga sheeeit at school
youd think it was just a meme

 No.2751955

how do you guys go on these months long breaks from drinking its so fun cracking open a beer and booting up a game

 No.2751956

we also eat cheeseburgers for every meal

 No.2751957

*fires my gun into the sky*
shiiiiiiet nigga we gettin whoppers tonight!

 No.2751958

cheeseburgers are a scam order the regular burger and add your own cheese from home they are charging you like a dollar for a slice of cheese

 No.2751959

its crazy how 'hypnotism' as a concept wasnt invented until the 1800s

 No.2751960

actually i had chipotle for lunch but its pretty close to a cheeseburger

 No.2751961

>>2751959
so how did they hypnogoon before that?

 No.2751962

hypnotism wasnt possible on early man because he was a more spiritual being it wasnt until much later when man condensed so much and became more "material" that such a thing as hypnotism even became possible

 No.2751963

i would go nuts on a chipotle cheeseburger rn

 No.2751964

>>2751940
me on the right posting on /pol/ about how we need a TND NOW

 No.2751965

they should make a chipotle thing where you can eat the bowl after

 No.2751966

File: 1773270196301.png (1.32 MB, 1200x632, ClipboardImage.png)

tloling at these shoes trump bought marco rubio that are too big but hes a giant pussy so he has to wear them anyways lmao

 No.2751967

dominos sells an edible bowl pasta thing or atleast they did 10 years ago

 No.2751968


 No.2751969

>>2751961
they just used prostitutes man

 No.2751970

I HAVE A HUGE IDEA

A BREAD BOWL MADE OUT OF PIZZA

IMAGINE YOU TAKE A REGULAR PIZZA THEN KIND OF LIFT UP THE SIDES

 No.2751971

its mathematically impossible to do that actually its the pizza fold conjecture or something

 No.2751972

it was a simpler and better time when whorehouses were a regular fixture of city life

 No.2751973

bro thats literally what the dominos thing i just mentioned is

 No.2751974

>>2751972
they still are theres a chink massage parlor on every block

 No.2751975

getting a secret handy from some old chinese lady is not the same thing

 No.2751976

>>2751966
lmao republicucks are so pathetic
how are they ever gonna recover after drumpf

 No.2751977

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 No.2751978

will we give each other friendly hugs at the mansion

 No.2751979

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 No.2751980

>>2751977
this is in la

 No.2751981

im not making it to the mansion i think

 No.2751982

i think id flinch if someone went to hug me

 No.2751983

:(

 No.2751984

FBI warns Iran aspired to attack California with drones in retaliation for war: Alert
lmao

 No.2751985

>>2751981
you can do it brother

 No.2751986

dad just opened the fridge and coughed on everything
god hes such a clueless nigger

 No.2751987

ayatollah please if you can hear me
please ayatollah launch an attack on mutts

 No.2751988

>>2751986
lol owned

 No.2751989

wtf do niggas even do with one of them big ass cabbage from the grocery store?

 No.2751990

you can wash and cut them up into chip or fry size bits then snack on them with or without dip

 No.2751991

chop it up and make a salad

 No.2751992

unc is chopped

 No.2751993

bros omad is working out
crazy changes in a few days but i guess it'll plateau after some time

 No.2751994

and now hes just letting the microwave keep beeping over and over again with his food that he reheated in there what a dumb nigger man fuck this RETARD

 No.2751995

>>2751989
napa cabbage? you make kimchi man

 No.2751996

no fap
no porn
semen retention



day 5️⃣8️⃣

 No.2751997


 No.2751998

File: 1773271180236.jpg (144.08 KB, 1002x1336, 643943729_1850965506707435….jpg)

its wednesday night
and you know what we do on wednesday night

 No.2751999

yea bro running some cabbage under tap water is really going to "wash" it

 No.2752000

wash it in the tub if it can wash your body it can wash a plant

 No.2752001


 No.2752002

cabbage is dirty?

 No.2752003

crazy that you can live on the moon and still have to pay income taxes to america

 No.2752004

>>2752001
bro we are trying to not thrash our hogs

 No.2752005

File: 1773271708775.jpg (430.98 KB, 1235x1670, HDD_ygdaEAApoYe.jpg)

new goyslop just dropped

 No.2752006

taco bell has nuggets?

 No.2752007

File: 1773271774566.png (1014.17 KB, 1500x500, ClipboardImage.png)

goes hard

 No.2752008

File: 1773271832850.mp4 (5.58 MB, 7F5EDZftETekXRPr.mp4)

🤣

 No.2752009

File: 1773271833467.jpeg (3.18 MB, 4000x3000, w6gjfs35ugog1.jpeg)

*taunts the bellyboys*

 No.2752010

tbell is bottom of the barrel fast food even when their stuff was dirt cheap

 No.2752011

>>2752005
hooo boy i gotta get that baja midnight pie, creme brulee crunchwrap, birthday cake empanada, cantina mexican pizza, strawberry & cream mex pizza bite, cool ranch nuggs, flamin hot nuggs and nacho fries

 No.2752012

>>2752009
those look like shit man

 No.2752013

once you get an air fryer you basically unlock all the fast food stuff

 No.2752014

>>2752013
no way you can make a cantina mexican pizza in your air fryer bro

 No.2752015


 No.2752016


 No.2752017

taco bell more like taco belly

 No.2752018

File: 1773272334698.mp4 (2.82 MB, 0qxNWD49XzHElM6X.mp4)

so tired of this fat retard

 No.2752019

>>2752018
he sounds exactly like my gpa a month before he died

 No.2752020


 No.2752021

the name OF WHAT

 No.2752022

grandpa was crazy dying with dementia
just laying there in bed for 2 years unable to feed himself

 No.2752023

>>2752021
the war with iran is called operation epic fury

 No.2752024


 No.2752025

>>2752023
i know man i was repeating the way he said it because it was funny

 No.2752026

>>2752008
he was so real for this

 No.2752027

File: 1773272767631.jpg (2.62 MB, 4000x3000, 1000014050.jpg)

breakfast

 No.2752028

feels a bit wasteful to use all that plastic to wrap a single banana

 No.2752029

she wears the freak gloves

 No.2752030

what the fucks with the faggy gloves

 No.2752031

>>2752027
all the japs prolly looking at you thinking "yep fat american piggu" but in ching chong letters

 No.2752032

pando which taylor swift song do you think matches japans vibe the best

 No.2752033

man i love yakult

 No.2752034

more like yep, fat american nigger

 No.2752035

>>2752030
+1 explain the gloves

 No.2752036

ahh some nice pocky and ramune

 No.2752037

im not pando…
>>2752035
it's 41 here right now

 No.2752038

why are two of the comm niggers in japan right now
the fuck is that

 No.2752039

>>2752038
they misunderstood q3

 No.2752040

grow up

 No.2752041

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 No.2752042

i thought it was like 3 or 4 comm members by now they all keep going there

 No.2752043

>>2752038
notice how good the thread has been lately

 No.2752044

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 No.2752045

toon you gotta stream this game man
it has so much

 No.2752046

File: 1773273602491.mp4 (2.73 MB, gJK08AzDsjR84t8q.mp4)

beerfats dad seeing his son scooting to the liquor store

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 No.2752048

File: 1773273750193.jpg (32.75 KB, 741x146, Untitled.jpg)

BETTER NOT BE SKINNING IN THERE BOY

 No.2752049

>>2752048
holy fuck

 No.2752050

japan.. our home..

 No.2752051

so how come jeff kaplan gets a job and a wife and a successful career in sunny california through gaming but im 37 years old living in the loft of my dads house and am a fucking loser and i probably gamed more than him?

 No.2752052

its up

 No.2752053

File: 1773274364709.jpg (486.84 KB, 1215x1620, 20260311_184815.jpg)

ketos going great!

 No.2752054

File: 1773274372933.jpg (197.44 KB, 1440x1920, 649238846_1835456324523111….jpg)

speaking of bananas

 No.2752055

File: 1773274411763.jpeg (388.09 KB, 1440x1918, 3850638045222148190_2026-….jpeg)

something is off

 No.2752056

>>2752053
looking great gleep

 No.2752057

>>2752055
is that squid gook

 No.2752058

>>2752053
lookin good gleep

 No.2752059


 No.2752060

lock in bros save this to your playlist

 No.2752061

>>2752060
why i she wearing a top thats covering up her tummy wtf

 No.2752062

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 No.2752063

bit my tongue while eating my tofurkey gyro and now when i try and sip lacroix it stings my tongue v_v

 No.2752064

no but fr why the fuck would you go to that island

 No.2752065

what island are we talking about again

 No.2752066

>>2752053
why are you in the hospital

 No.2752067

any updates on the strait

 No.2752068

File: 1773275430000.jpg (500.1 KB, 1366x2048, HDJE9hlaUAAVbjj.jpg)


 No.2752069

File: 1773275459476.png (1.66 MB, 1105x2048, ClipboardImage.png)

brutal mog

 No.2752070

korean women

 No.2752071

why the fuck would you go to that island

 No.2752072

>>2752060
kazu got assmogged

 No.2752073

>>2752069
what the fuck is that outfit

 No.2752074

File: 1773275588791.jpg (137.7 KB, 885x607, Untitled.jpg)

todays the day niggerboy

 No.2752075

File: 1773275592934.png (80.04 KB, 1080x1121, Screenshot_20260312-084444.png)

hoooooooooh boy

 No.2752076

god fucking damn i should kill myself

all i ever wanted in life was to say nigger on the internet play vidya and get drunk. drumpf is taking at least two away and the third indirectly by raising prices on everything

 No.2752077

ugh everyone is so locked in and here i am eating an entire bag of chips and thing of cookies again

 No.2752078

kazzy would abmogg her bad though if only she didnt wear that top

 No.2752079

i havent had a candy or ice cream in weeks now and ive never felt better

 No.2752080

>>2752075
damn bruh last i check my credit score it was like 370

 No.2752081

i dont want to eat all this junk but… well, my father…

 No.2752082

>>2752080
aw hell naw

 No.2752083

>>2752075
dave ramsey said that your credit score doesnt matter

 No.2752084


 No.2752085

my sister has a credit score in the 400s and she just got approved for a house
i dont think it does matter

 No.2752086

eudum has that blocky musclebound gymcel body kazuha framemogs cuz shes flexiblemaxxed and built for performance and it shows in her physique

 No.2752087

File: 1773275921798.jpg (133.83 KB, 641x577, Untitled.jpg)

I DIDNT SKIP THE BLIND AND IT STILL ATE MY OTHER JOKER WHAT THE FUCK MAN

 No.2752088

>>2752085
she was able to combine it with her husbands to average it out aint no way is she getting a mortgage outside of niggerville with a credit score of 400

 No.2752089

americans really care about imaginary bank points dont they

 No.2752090

do europeans not have credit scores

 No.2752091

i think the conversation at hand is that they dont actually care

 No.2752092

>>2752085
shit man idk i just got section 8 vowchers i did

 No.2752093


 No.2752094

europe is so far behind us its insane

 No.2752095

>>2752091
you "dont care" about them enough to post about them

 No.2752096

>>2752094
they watch dubbed tv i heard

 No.2752097

zoned out today and was driving on the wrong side of the road for like i dont even know how long until i snapped back and got in the right lane luckily no one else was around

 No.2752098

>>2752096
only germans and french and italians

 No.2752099

>>2752097
bro what the fuck

 No.2752100

how do you check your credit score, does it really go down when you check it

 No.2752101

>>2752097
i used to zone out bigly while driving, id hop in my car and then 10 minutes later id be at my destination and have no clue how i got there

 No.2752102

>>2752101
ive been doing it more lately
ive noticed its worse when i take huge hits off my thc vape before getting in the car

 No.2752103

>>2752083
>>2752085
>>2752088
it's just to prove how white you are

 No.2752104


 No.2752105

>>2752100
you can check it a few times per quarter before it starts to impact it i think. my bank will send me monthly updates that don't impact my score.

 No.2752106

File: 1773276544724.webm (3.3 MB, 480x852, 1755167530910214.webm)


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 No.2752108

>>2752095
same i bet i will end up spending 5% of my life not existing in the present because im commuting and zoned out

 No.2752109

>>2752106
youre a demon and deserve to be culled

 No.2752110

>>2752106
dude in the middle be like "hold on a second i gotta post on 162"

 No.2752111

>>2752106
getting plapped to hell and back

 No.2752112

crazy how desensitized weve all become to hardcore gay pornography

 No.2752113

word bunch of fucking freaks on here
*continues gooning to trans in piss*

 No.2752114

no i really like this song its so comfy
atheart are really underrated

 No.2752115

maybe i should pay renz to deal with the gay and bbc spammer

 No.2752116

File: 1773277889940.jpg (3.85 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260312_011040713.jpg)

japan is so advanced…

 No.2752117

File: 1773277920803.jpg (206.95 KB, 1440x1920, 641459263_1850965489307435….jpg)

gooks are so funny man

 No.2752118

>>2752117
what kind of freak wears a hat that just says cp on it

 No.2752119

love a cool cozy road

 No.2752120


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 No.2752122

cant believe we are really in japan

 No.2752123

>>2752121
schizophrenia or tourette syndrome?

 No.2752124

'Legitimate targets': Iran issues warning to US tech firms including Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Nvidia - The Times of India

damn imagine if they blow up google hq that would be crazy as hell

 No.2752125

imagine if they bombed the wow servers

 No.2752126

if they destroy the wow economy every one loses the wow tokens and the battle coblins win

 No.2752127

>>2751966
this is legitimately so fucking funny to me

 No.2752128

what if his name was ronald
ronald trump

 No.2752129

wagies getting droned dc sniper style would be funny as hell

 No.2752130

drumpf is ruining my life by making it illegal to use a computer without scanning a drivers license first

 No.2752131

i hope iran double nukes the wow servers and the backup wow servers

 No.2752132

File: 1773278723325.png (604.25 KB, 945x1071, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2752133

are we ever gonna get the steam box and steam frame and controller

 No.2752134

>>2752132
this is so us

 No.2752135

no doanld dumpf's home of jew york is sewing valve and making them require id scans to play games

 No.2752136

File: 1773278788234.jpg (2.56 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260312_012559549.jpg)

jeff are you seeing this

 No.2752137

a hot gf who walks around the house in her underwear…

 No.2752138

File: 1773278862833.png (295.11 KB, 1200x600, 24922.png)


 No.2752139

>>2752136
nice looking little machine
i cant tell the brand and im not sure if a big white boy like me could sit in that tiny cab for 10 hours

 No.2752140

>>2752138
i never watched it

 No.2752141

>>2752137
what are things i will never have

 No.2752142

>>2752136
look at that cuck cab
looks like its made for monkeys to drive in the rong at the circus

 No.2752143

File: 1773279024088.jpg (4.7 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260312_013003660.jpg)

rocks, japan

 No.2752144

File: 1773279097699.jpg (628.31 KB, 1344x1728, 20260301_125517.jpg)


 No.2752145

japan is so clean

 No.2752146

>>2752141
you can have underwear you must already

 No.2752147

>>2752143
seen any big boob office ladies with huge boobs????

 No.2752148

killing myself in a public place, japan

 No.2752149

harakiri is a great movie

 No.2752150

>>2752145
its not

 No.2752151

oh

 No.2752152

you guys are such normies watching kpop demon hunter with your daughters and going to japan every week

 No.2752153


 No.2752154

maybe if id watched lain when i was a kid i could be living a wonderful offline life with my offline asian wife instead of what im doing now

 No.2752155

im gonna be in sf next week if iran blows it up you can make fun of me

 No.2752156

wish i was born blind, free service job, never have to work, could date fat women. disabled live better than me

 No.2752157

missile war is pretty crazy

 No.2752158


 No.2752159

>>2752157
its pretty lame
why oh why did the germans have to invent ballistic missiles

 No.2752160

whenever i see a tranny fingering their butthole with those sharp ass nails all i can think is damn nigger doesn't that hurt

 No.2752161

pornfoids have that superpower also they can finger their holes with freaky nails

 No.2752162


 No.2752163

im surrounded by vile cats. impossible to get rid

 No.2752164

inventor of rockets? werner von braun

 No.2752165

File: 1773282031150.jpg (2.07 MB, 1500x2000, HDHzPmAb0AAlbdD.jpg)

i like tops like this

 No.2752166

hearing a lot of buzz about this new budget macbook i just found out about

 No.2752167

File: 1773282955302.png (416.62 KB, 682x613, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2752168

>>2752147
fuck man i wish but im not in japan

 No.2752169

File: 1773283297359.png (503.59 KB, 629x390, GUEyqCAW4AA3yQt.png)


 No.2752170

https://kick.com/eeveeeshiny

bunnybros check this oiled up hog out

 No.2752171

>>2752166
its shit
i have a macbook but macos is retarded
ipad is the only good device apple makes

 No.2752172

File: 1773283450455.jpg (170.42 KB, 1166x2160, 88786870651481292831ffc9ce….jpg)

>>2752170
bunnybros are cranking to her new set bro

 No.2752173

but even ipad is shit in some ways you have to jailbreak it for a lot of shit
fuck apple

 No.2752174

>>2752166
it's just a chromebook for white women

 No.2752175


 No.2752176


 No.2752177

chromebooks arent even real computers

i see fuckhead use one every day with ads taking up half the screen because you can't install anything

 No.2752178

idea: chrome gooks

 No.2752179

>>2752178
you didnt cook with that one bro

 No.2752180

File: 1773284513594.jpg (126.07 KB, 784x1168, HDKaRksX0AASuzE.jpg)


 No.2752181

ziis gonna love that picture of some nasty whore cosplaying miku with a buzzball and vape

 No.2752182


 No.2752183

>>2752172
suckling on one of those funbags would fuel me for life

 No.2752184

>>2752182
sigma move to show off your giant pit stains

 No.2752185


 No.2752186

so are we going to get screenies of this biblical tin+gun discord chat or what

 No.2752187

File: 1773285624147.jpg (165.08 KB, 1080x1061, 1692975097489579.jpg)


 No.2752188

twitter trannies need to fucking die

 No.2752189

need this type of gf

 No.2752190

hmm today
i will play the wow

 No.2752191

File: 1773285787114.jpg (244.13 KB, 1108x1477, 649319928_1794199721414719….jpg)


 No.2752192

straight jet black hair
dark brown slanty eyes

yea thats our thing

 No.2752193

File: 1773286062770.png (304.55 KB, 576x680, F1BrQpcXwAECq0M.png)


 No.2752194

>US intelligence indicates that 'Iran's leadership is still largely intact and is not at risk of collapse any time soon', according to Reuters report.
dang well
it was a good try i guess

 No.2752195

simple country living has a strong appeal

 No.2752196

i like to think of keeping chickens sometimes

 No.2752197


 No.2752198

go team sea slug

 No.2752199

let me get a chicken gyro and some fries with cheese

 No.2752200

i will allow it

 No.2752201

File: 1773288685607.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.04 KB, 671x671, say_gn_and_go_to_sleep.jpg)


 No.2752202

ok gn!

 No.2752203

hearing a lot of buzz about iran drone striking california somehow

 No.2752204

californians are probably the biggest faggots on earth so whatevs just leave me alone

 No.2752205

File: 1773290029342.mp4 (4.72 MB, wv4Sg6auxajttS2i.mp4)

*dodges the patriot*

 No.2752206

living somewhere thats getting bombed seems scary…

 No.2752207

its nbd

 No.2752208

crazy how gold in mtga bo3 ranked queue is a fight for your fucking life against cold blooded killers meanwhile its literally impossible to not hit legend in hearthstone if you have a pulse

 No.2752209

File: 1773291188672.jpg (292.66 KB, 1223x1220, 1750788409158031.jpg)


 No.2752210

https://x.com/Em8erCummz/status/2031886361926779383
i wish i could personally behead every AAA video game industry corporate manager parasitic fuck that ruined gaming

 No.2752211

we expect you to make money? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!

 No.2752212

>>2752209
ghoulish

 No.2752213

>>2752211
how about they leave us the fuck alone and but some fucking gold or something god damn jews

 No.2752214


 No.2752215

good night

 No.2752216

gn

 No.2752217

File: 1773293349776.jpg (3.51 MB, 3000x4000, PXL_20260312_052647499.jpg)

taco bell, japan

 No.2752218

turtlesistas im thinking were back

 No.2752219

>>2752217
i think it literally costs more than this in drumpf's zogmerica now lol

 No.2752220

and 20 cents for sauce packets oof that's a yikes from me dawg

 No.2752221

>>2752219
the price you pay to not have spit, hair, or foot lettuce in your food.

 No.2752222

>>2752221
i wouldn't be so sure babybro

 No.2752223

I would pay so much for a jgirl to spit in my food

 No.2752224

File: 1773295055157.png (494.88 KB, 640x923, ClipboardImage.png)

Yes, this really happened. I was 18 years old in 1992 working alone on our family farm in North Dakota when a PTO shaft caught my shirt and ripped off both of my arms.

I walked about 400 yards to the house, opened the door with my mouth, dialed 911 with a pencil in my mouth, and waited in the bathtub so I wouldn’t bleed on my parents’ carpet.

Surgeons in Minneapolis reattached both arms. The photo behind me was taken after the surgery.

 No.2752225

>>2752224
so performative

 No.2752226


 No.2752227

File: 1773296451401.jpg (3.54 MB, 4000x3000, PXL_20260312_060153019.jpg)

mori calliope is so cool…

 No.2752228


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 No.2752230

>>2752209
who are bottom left and bottom right goonlord

 No.2752231

emma rose and aubrey kate

 No.2752232

i gotta get some mothafuckin groceries tomorrow

 No.2752233


 No.2752234

File: 1773301292250.jpg (86.57 KB, 473x627, Untitled.jpg)

DING!!!!!!!

 No.2752235

grocery list:
beer
chips
frozen pizzas
what are we missing

 No.2752236

hitting 90 is wow midnight is a major ick

 No.2752237

>>2752235
queso dip

 No.2752238

sometimes oatmeal gives me major shits but only sometimes

 No.2752239

>>2752234
what level is the jailer

 No.2752240

>>2752235
potatoes carrots broccoli eggs frozen chicken

 No.2752241

a tank of helium

 No.2752242

>JUST IN: Britain puts an end to hereditary seats in House of Lords after 700 years.
sigh

 No.2752243

>>2752233
i like this

 No.2752244

thank you drunk me for refilling the water jug and ice cube trays

 No.2752245


 No.2752246

File: 1773304532357.jpg (87.12 KB, 640x1137, 649253028_1836460866720678….jpg)

lol

zii you seeing this

 No.2752247

simps deserve the death penalty

 No.2752248

is it possible to make a card game with no power creep

 No.2752249

yang dropped

 No.2752250

>>2752248
poker solitaire the list goes on

>>2752205
patriots and thaads are high altitude interceptors innit
those last minute ones are probably i d

 No.2752251

File: 1773307269021.jpg (497.7 KB, 1222x1780, 1572892251471.jpg)


 No.2752252

uh the list stopped tho

 No.2752253

>>2752246
post it again bwappa

 No.2752254

where were u when highgard was kill

 No.2752255

why are we so slow today/yesterday

 No.2752256

im eating sweetened condensed milk from the can with a spoon hehe

 No.2752257

europeans are so crazy

 No.2752258

>Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. Subscribe to unlock this feature: x.com/i/premium_sign…

lol, elon must behind on those alimony payments 😂

 No.2752259

im not peeing

 No.2752260

>>2752258
hol up i cant @grok anymore???

 No.2752261

why do people think plant protein is different from meat protein

 No.2752262

>>2752235
>alconorm
>fatmax
>fatmax
id say a bullet to the head

 No.2752263

how are miga niggers enjoying gas prices

 No.2752264

>>2752261
because they are quite different

 No.2752265

>>2752264
for $1lb you can get twice the protein from beans than you can from trumps $20lb steak

 No.2752266

>>2751875
when i was going through customs a cute girl with a golden retriever sniffer dog. they came up and sniffed my luggage and i was worried i would have to open it up, but she asked the dog to confirm, i guess to see if he really smelled something or was just being curious, and he started walking away with her. i wasn't smuggling anything in illegal at all, so i don't know what trigged the dog at first.

 No.2752267

>>2752265
beans taste like ass and arent a complete protein i dont think
while a steak tastes great

 No.2752268

File: 1773314144486.mp4 (2.45 MB, 1773303401978427.mp4)

its getting crazier out there

 No.2752269

indian poop scammer lol

 No.2752270

File: 1773316901960.jpg (401.57 KB, 1080x1055, 1773316149027041.jpg)

we will be posting on popopo

 No.2752271

>>2752261
arent they
im not gonna bother googleing it but i know iron is separated into heme (animals) and non-heme and heme iron has much better absorption and i kinda assumed it was something similar for protein

 No.2752272

eat whatever just dont be so sinful

 No.2752273

File: 1773318931701.png (293.24 KB, 1080x1578, Screenshot_20260312-213011.png)

kek, japanese chuds are something else

 No.2752274

bro that prof jiang guy is a psyop

 No.2752275


 No.2752276

>>2752275
watashi wa

 No.2752277

File: 1773321514866.jpg (192.26 KB, 1562x1458, 20260312_211204.jpg)


 No.2752278


 No.2752279

>>2752278
zased hypocrite

 No.2752280

dont blame me i voted for andrew yang

 No.2752281

>>2752277
this is so important for us

 No.2752282

"Please, Please, Please": Denmark's Energy Minister Begs Citizens To Stop Driving

 No.2752283

ban the bot spammer

 No.2752284

File: 1773326362937.png (965.32 KB, 1024x576, ClipboardImage.png)

holy cr*p

 No.2752285


 No.2752286

i havent loled in months nothing is funny anymore

 No.2752287

wait till you hear that guys chinaman impression

 No.2752288

i loled at the strait situation, that was pretty funny for like 2 minutes

 No.2752289

>>2752284
how the heck did they link up

 No.2752290

word on the street is anya probably had to drop 50k

 No.2752291

shapeshifterbros check this out

 No.2752292

think i will dd some wingstop today

 No.2752293

>>2752292
*yoinks your $100 order*

 No.2752294

File: 1773330177336.png (2.47 MB, 1006x1480, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2752295

File: 1773330557294.jpg (36.37 KB, 493x335, 20260312_223435.jpg)

nicked myself while shaving, ugh.

 No.2752296

i do that everytime i shave im such a retard

 No.2752297

buy a sharper razor
it helps

 No.2752298

im using double edge razor blades

 No.2752299

were big gay retarded babies here man we use electric shavers

 No.2752300

ugh never mind doordash is too expensive rn

 No.2752301

i should get a straight razor to larpmog the people that use safety razors

 No.2752302

you should suck my dick is what you should do

 No.2752303

call me delulu but this is literally how i see q3 happening

 No.2752304

I WANT TO TOUCH SUCK FUCK BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!!

 No.2752305

File: 1773333134372.jpg (90.2 KB, 1133x1133, 1764536217392.jpg)


 No.2752306

q3? literally the new era era

 No.2752307

i couldnt work out this week cuz i am sick i hope the kiikiis will understand

 No.2752308

fucking pussy

 No.2752309

the kiikiis just messaged me on steam and said youre a pussy bitch

 No.2752310

>>2752307
no excuses lil bro
even a shitty exercise is better than no exercise

 No.2752311

fuck !

 No.2752312

File: 1773333912791.jpg (364.04 KB, 1079x925, 1763242104482.jpg)


 No.2752313

dont post your gay little cats at me

 No.2752314

holy fuck

 No.2752315

you just got catted on lil pup

 No.2752316

File: 1773334035699.png (209.39 KB, 400x400, 1757598719909523.png)


 No.2752317

whats the deal with cats

 No.2752318


 No.2752319

CHUDBROS WE FUCKING LOST AND ITS OVER??!

 No.2752320

File: 1773334790127.png (3.11 MB, 1917x1079, ClipboardImage.png)

holy cwap

 No.2752321

who cares about immigration give me updates on the strait

 No.2752322

>>2752320
yooo marathon looks tight

 No.2752323

your ass hole is what looks tight and i got my eyes on it

 No.2752324

the nap beckons…
warm comfy bed….
phone with youtube….

 No.2752325

i would fw a bed rn if i was home
love naps love blankets love pillows temperatures just right for sleepytime

 No.2752326

no fap
no porn
semen retention



day 5️⃣9️⃣

 No.2752327

File: 1773336721365.jpg (182.32 KB, 988x657, 200ad474-1cfd-4c05-af1b-8c….jpg)


 No.2752328

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇱 Police responding to reports of an active shooter at a Jewish synagogue in Michigan, USA.

 No.2752329

File: 1773336974398.png (409.21 KB, 3840x2162, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2752328
ty share braking news
intelligence is wisdom
wisdom is king 🙏🏽

 No.2752330

File: 1773337160582.jpg (47.71 KB, 715x732, 1652552659559.jpg)


 No.2752331

hop on wolf quest bros

 No.2752332

did gas go down yet

 No.2752333


 No.2752334

>>2752332
hold on ill check

 No.2752335


 No.2752336

fatass leaving a jar of mayo out at room temperature

 No.2752337

>>2752336
yea dad does complete retardnigger shit like this all the time
its because his brain is scrambled from playing football

 No.2752338


 No.2752339

File: 1773338592507.gif (316.38 KB, 155x150, suiringo3.gif)


 No.2752340

highguard… gone too soon…

 No.2752341

dad is a hot footballer???

 No.2752342

sucking on dads juicy footballs….

 No.2752343

File: 1773339365971.jpg (126.07 KB, 784x1168, HDKaRksX0AASuzE.jpg)


 No.2752344

dont threaten me with a good time

 No.2752345

im about to list every single one of my life accomplishments

 No.2752346

:

 No.2752347

*gets settled in*

 No.2752348

*farts*

 No.2752349

wheres the list…

 No.2752350

wheres the fucking list lebowski

 No.2752351

File: 1773340091642.jpg (44.3 KB, 640x806, HBA2XlLXcAEDQP_.jpg)


 No.2752352

chatgpt fill out my march madness bracket

 No.2752353

what if it was march sadness 😩

 No.2752354

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 No.2752355

how did u know that i was in march and that i was sad

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 No.2752357

hate it when my wife puts all our money into silver

 No.2752358

id love that actually

 No.2752359

i would literally crawl through 10,000 miles of rusty nails and shards of glass on my hands and knees to lay my head on bunnys fat tits for one nap

 No.2752360

>>2752359
hi bunny here i want you to do all that shit right now

 No.2752361

10,000 miles is like crawling from alaska to ecuador

 No.2752362

there are those cool tibetan pilgrims who do the prayer crawl through the mountains

 No.2752363

>>2752360
sharpie in butthole

 No.2752364


 No.2752365

normerlion

 No.2752366

a state of trance

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 No.2752368

can the word of the day be swale?

 No.2752369

wtf wogan got owned by destiny?

 No.2752370

destiny had rogan screaming into the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore

 No.2752371


 No.2752372

>>2752368
i dont know what that means so no

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 No.2752374

how do you scream into the sheets while getting head

 No.2752375

very carefully

 No.2752376

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 No.2752377

mom found the rucksack

 No.2752378

>>2752377
youre cooked partner

 No.2752379

love it when dad lets a 7 second braindrain short play on repeat for 5 minutes straight

 No.2752380

were being braindrained?

 No.2752381

i am going to precipitate your demise

 No.2752382

strand



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