No.2748772
i bet you can sign up someone else for assisted suicide in canada and theyd kill them even as they deny ever asking for it
No.2748774
shes an indo
No.2748778
i want a bf
No.2748779
i have to go commando cuz i havnt done laundry in 2 weeks and all my boxers are stinky af
No.2748782
>>2748777this was on my fyp this morning
No.2748784
>>2748777was hoping she would shut her fingers in the door that would have been funny
No.2748786
crazy how this entire thread is just a proxy war for yellow fever gookfreaks vs gay faggots
No.2748787
i dont even look for asian women they just pop up on all of my feeds
xi is probably paying big bucks
No.2748788
one day an asian woman is gonna pop up in our irl feeds and thats when were gonna be gookin with gas
No.2748790
xi needs to pay the big bucks so that i can see asian boobs directly on one six two or in real life
No.2748792
Donald Trump speaking in front of Latin American leaders: “I’m not learning your damn language, I don’t have time.”
No.2748795
>>2748792the only thing keeping me going is the knowledge that drumpf will be dead sooner rather than later
No.2748796
have you considered whats gonna come after drumpf
No.2748797
can someone let me borrow like 180 thousand dollars
No.2748798
jd vance will lead us to greatness
No.2748799
>>2748797what do you need it for
No.2748800
so proud of jd for being americas first openly dl president
No.2748801
openly downloaded
No.2748802
jd is dl???
No.2748804
im stuff :3
No.2748805
jarjar vance
No.2748806
>>2748804*stuffs you full of cum*
No.2748809
>>2748808gleep what strain is that
No.2748810
Murder Herb
No.2748811
i need to puff on that murder herb pack
No.2748812
[DROPS ON]
BIG DAY
HUGE DRAMA
No.2748813
*summons the valowhore asakatsu*
No.2748814
BREAKING: IRANIAN NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL CHIEF LARIJANI SAYS U.S. SOLDIERS HAVE BEEN CAPTURED
No.2748815
>I think it’s incredibly hot that a single guys learns to cook for himself!
holy shot we have to learn to cook!!!!
No.2748817
we know how to cook nigga we're poor
No.2748818
i can make about 5 things
peanut butter toast
scrambled eggs and fried potatoes
eggs over easy and fried potatoes
shakshuka
cabbage soup
chili
adobo shrimp + rice + broc
No.2748819
>>2748567how is this guy so insightful about everything
i hope that i have this kind of wisdom when im older
No.2748820
you guys got any secret tips or tricks for cooking rice and beans
No.2748821
do i look like a brown nigger man i don't eat poorfuck shit like that
No.2748822
this nigga finna eat beans 😭😭😭
No.2748824
cant even imagening being so poor eating rice and beans lmao
No.2748827
No.2748828
>>2748818scrambled eggs
fried eggs
breakfast sausage
bacon
pb&j
pb&h
grilled cheese
quesadilla
rice
pasta
No.2748829
>>2748825i need someone smart to weigh in on this before i comment
No.2748830
>>2748825why isnt that all cemented together
No.2748831
i wanted to do the potato diet
No.2748834
>>2748820in the rice cooker put enough water that when you putt your hand on the rice it just barely goes over the top of your hand
No.2748836
cmon man dont put your fucking dirty hand in the rice cooker water
No.2748837
you guys are so dumb all the time
No.2748839
>>2748838*stomps on your skull*
No.2748841
so glad germophobebro chimes in with his 2 cents everytime someone talks about touching anything fucking grown ass man afraid of invisible little monsters that he think are gonna kill him that lives on his hands smh
No.2748843
holy fuck if fuckhead sneezes again i'm burning the house down
No.2748845
couldnt you just visually see that the water is slightly above the rice?
No.2748846
*performatively yawns for 10 minutes straight to piss off my 35 year old loser son*
No.2748847
*face turns cartoon red and cheeks balloon out holding in a sneeze*
No.2748850
>>2748848thats whats rebar for sweety
No.2748852
mister japan expert over here
No.2748853
>>2748845this is a foolproof metric for perfect rice everytime
No.2748855
>>2748848roman cement self heals japs are just retarded
No.2748856
>>2748853ill just use a measuring cup instead of sticking my hand in the rice like a monkey
No.2748857
you need vril to make the bioregenerating cement bro japan doesnt have access to that
No.2748858
cant wait to get home and smoke weed and game
No.2748859
Vril is a fictional, powerful psychic energy from Edward Bulwer-Lytton's 1871 novel, The Coming Race, used by a superior subterranean race, the Vril-ya, for telekinesis, healing, and advanced technology, becoming a popular concept associated with life force, vital energy, and even linked to pseudohistorical Nazi occultism and UFO myths, notes Wikipedia and Wikipedia.
No.2748860
>>2748856so why are you asking for tips if you have it all figured out lil bro
No.2748861
"fictional"
No.2748862
>>2748860because im not asking for INDIAN tips man
im asking for clean cooking tips
not some nasty shit about sticking my fingers in the clean rice bowl
No.2748863
>>2748848have you practiced any stone working
No.2748864
>>2748862wait so you actually are the germophobe bro? you know the chefs at restaurants touch your food right
No.2748865
vril is an ambient techno artist from germany with a nice album called 'anima mundi'
No.2748866
feels like teens have claimed 'mog' now when its clearly an unc term
No.2748868
teens mogged the uncs??
No.2748869
theyre doing more with it than we ever did
sometimes you gotta hand down some stuff to the nephews
No.2748872
>>2748864which is why i dont eat out
No.2748873
>>2748872you have a sickness lil cub
No.2748874
>>2748873actually i dont get sick because i dont eat burger king foot lettuce or red moon baby hand rice
No.2748875
>>2748871yes (in minecraft)
No.2748877
>>2748874your superstitions prevent nothing you have a mental illness
No.2748878
>>2748877oh so you are okay with eating lettuce someone walked on with dirty shoes?
No.2748880
>>2748878this happens so often
No.2748881
the more dirty stuff you eat the better your immune system the less you get sick
No.2748883
getting hepatitis to own the chuds
No.2748884
>>2748881idk if this is true but it sounds like some retarded shit jfk jr would say
No.2748885
pretty sure retards that just eat dirty shit all the time are always sick
No.2748886
jfk is right about 99% of the shit he says about nutrition
No.2748887
bro needs an unvaxxed sperm injection stat
No.2748888
had a dream i posted nudes here :x
No.2748890
jesus fucking krist?
No.2748891
i never wash anyhting and always eat the red moon baby hand rice and burger king foot lettuce and ive been sick like twice in my adult life
flu, 3 months ago
food poisoning, little caesars 10 years ago
No.2748892
>>2748886yeah bro just eat liver
the organ that filters all the toxins
No.2748893
reminder sickness isnt even caused by socalled little microbes called germs anyway
No.2748894
>>2748893alright ill bite
what causes it then
No.2748895
>>2748892your knowledge of biology and human diet is appalling liver was one of the prime cuts of organ meat reserved for the alpha at every repast in ancient times get your book game up before you post
No.2748896
>>2748891the amount of longcovid in you is off the charts
No.2748897
>>2748894>okay if it isnt invisible made up shit then what could it belol
No.2748899
>>2748895yeah bro thats why it tastes like shit and is like $1 at the grocery store and ive never seen anyone ever buy any
No.2748901
and i cant tell you where sickness comes from if not for germs because id have to give you a full trimester on the human being and life itself before your retarded ass could even understand here's where youre at
>im perfectly healthy until i touch something that has an invisible guy on it that jumps up and bites me and makes me sick
that kind of infra-infant level of understanding is so far below baseline that i dont have the time to educate you out of it, this should be enough, if you actually cared, to research on your own and frankly i dont give a fuck if you do or not im beyond caring if you want to stay retarded
No.2748903
ima keep it a buck 25 out here liver is by far the grossest thing ive ever eaten
grandma made me liver and onions once and its the only meal shes ever made that i threw in the trash
No.2748904
>>2748903theres an episode of the drew carey show where lewis eats a human liver and he said it tasted great
No.2748905
>>2748903not eating that is why youre not 6 feet tall
No.2748906
>>2748904lol that was so lewis
No.2748908
yeah you guys are dumb as fuck
im going to keep listening to medical experts like real actual doctors and cnn and npr
No.2748910
ive tried liver like 15 times but my baby pallette just cant into it
No.2748912
red moon baby
No.2748914
https://play.sooplive.co.kr/artosis/292210047hol up???
Dan Stemkoski
@Artosis
·
3h
FlaSh is playing in his last ASL.
ASL Qualifiers - Day 1 :
ASL Season 21 Qualifiers - Day 1
No.2748915
>>2748914its been like half a year since the last asl i hope its not dying :/
No.2748916
feel like im just wasting my life playing wow but i gotta keep playing wow
No.2748917
i don't care about wasting my life and being alone
i just want money nigga
No.2748919
need coach din to weigh in on this one
No.2748921
what do you guys think it feels like to stab someone
to feel the skin give up all resistance as it tears open on the tip of the knife and slides in
No.2748922
>>2748920nigga this is like day 500
No.2748923
you think they change those often
No.2748925
if youve butchered meet i imagine it feels pretty similar
No.2748926
powdur is watching the boogie documentary its wild
No.2748927
>>2748914why is he not streaming on twitch is he not allowed to?
No.2748929
lotta red moon pad babies itt
No.2748931
>>2748930who even is this guy
No.2748932
thats the secretary of war bud
No.2748933
cant believe all the libtards were right about trump and we got played like suckers yet again
No.2748934
there has never been a time in my existence where the current administration hasn't been ruining my life
No.2748935
>>2748931the secretary of war
No.2748937
even asian otters are cuter than other otters i love asia i love asians i love asian otters
No.2748939
i should really never drink alcohol again but i should also really go out and buy a case of beer
No.2748940
pepega
No.2748941
we just cracked open the vod bro…
No.2748942
im all out of beer but i got a whole bunch of vodka
No.2748943
oh no non on o you retard niggers really bought marathon
No.2748945
toon hows marathong
No.2748947
i spent forty dollars on beer since wednesday
No.2748950
>>2748946because the game has jokers that are so op its worth sacrificing every other joker for to have 2 of
No.2748951
>>2748946are you dumb theres a bunch of scenarios where thats op
No.2748952
>>27489488.99 i thought it was 11 bux
No.2748953
>>2748946you sell all but the one you want to copy
dont be a retard
No.2748955
>>2748948that pic makes it look way taller than the actual irl product
No.2748956
gookfreak is a dummy?
No.2748957
oh no no no gookbro is stupid as hell
No.2748959
for the record btw im gonna start calling burgs "product" now because it sounds really fucking professional
No.2748962
sorry you got your eyebrows what now?
No.2748963
how can one person make so many cringe ass posts
No.2748964
so we're actually looksmaxxing now…
No.2748966
im ugly with a heart of gold
No.2748967
The Food and Drug Administration’s top drug regulator, Dr. Tracy Beth Hoeg, is working to hire a researcher and friend who wants the agency to add new warnings to antidepressants about unproven pregnancy risks, The Associated Press has learned.
wtf is wrong with you miggers? this is the most fucking corrupt administration probably in the history of every civilization. people need their medicine dickheads just fuck off already
No.2748970
what the fuck you can sell your jokers i thought you were just stuck with them all game
No.2748971
i heard clav got raped by thiel but cant confirm
No.2748972
>>2748969youre actually following this shit and watching it?
No.2748973
>>2748962threaded. they take string and they pluck out your hairs. it's more precise and last longer than waxing, but hurts a lot more.
>>2748964we are getting prepared for asia q3 bro!
No.2748974
what if he gets mogged live on stream again x_x
No.2748975
>>2748973come on man seriously? arent you unemployed and youre doing fag shit like getting your eyebrows waxed?
No.2748976
BREAKING: Trump says Congress is becoming antisemitic and isn’t serving the Jewish lobby well enough.
No.2748978
>>2748969bro it was all a meme for a very brief haha moment we don't actually watch this shit
No.2748981
>>27489751. im not unemployed
2. threaded, not waxed
3. unc maxing is not gay
No.2748982
>>2748981men dont wax their eyebrows faggot
No.2748984
>>2748979they had to go back to dec 17th for that
No.2748985
>>2748983thats what im talmbout
No.2748986
need med gf
No.2748987
>>2748984wooooooooooaaaahhh almost 3 months? thats so crazy bro
No.2748988
>>2748983she looks like a kardashian
No.2748989
>>2748987its being passeed off like a quote in response to the war and it isnt
No.2748990
clav is so cool
No.2748993
why are miggers like this?
>>2748989>no he isnt talking about sucking israeli dick in response to the war hes just talking about sucking israeli dick all the time No.2748994
>>2748991women are fucking retarded
*checks calendar*
i said vegans are fucking retarded
No.2748996
>>2748992look at those groucho marx things wtf is bro doin
No.2748997
>>2748993drumpftards will take any cope they can get theyre pathetic
No.2748998
i bet am bleaches his butthole to uncmaxx
No.2748999
is this month really woman month
we went from negro month to whore month aint no way
No.2749000
>>2748999we respect women here motherfucker
No.2749001
i bet next month is queer month
the ol triple whammy
No.2749002
UFC 326: Holloway vs. Oliveira 2
https://baked.live/tv/wid No.2749004
bad
No.2749006
>>2748983i've seen some turkish girls that look like this
No.2749007
my sister kinda looks like that
No.2749008
i want to FUCK your sister
No.2749009
shes a LESBIAN
No.2749010
theyre ALL LESBIANS
No.2749012
>>2749011brown makes me ick
No.2749013
green hot sauce is best hot sauce
No.2749014
>>2749011they could put out a warning saying its brown because they had indians with dirty shit covered feet squash the peppers like grapes and germ bro here would still eat it
No.2749015
am's coming with us for q3?
No.2749017
>>2749015this is big news
No.2749018
>>2749015ams never making it hes a lost cause
No.2749020
q3 amlitzer and the gookposters achieve maximum looks and all hang out as bros in rural iowa wondering where all the yellow women are
No.2749021
am i supposed to know who that is
No.2749022
you faggots are a microcosm of how broader society works now
just completely braindead niggers with no grip on reality getting constantly overstimulated clicking twitter links for 10 hours a day
No.2749023
gonna make a tuna sammich for dinner
No.2749024
i do be clicking twitter links 10 hours a day
No.2749027
>>2749024u seen the fresh chris hedges
unc went hard af
No.2749031
whole friends list is on marathon or deadlock…….
No.2749032
are we hoppin on marathon?
No.2749033
so sick of fakecels bragging about their friends lists
No.2749034
no
its 30 bucks made by nubungie and doesnt work on steamos
No.2749035
marathon is the new wow?
No.2749036
even worse its 40 bucks
No.2749037
you guys are always playing ass and cheeks games
except balatro boy, thats some good shit
No.2749038
balatro is cheeks js
No.2749039
fuckhead gone for an hour
the ac is blasting
No.2749040
crazy how cheap balatro is and how much better it is than pretty much every other game ever made
No.2749041
balatro gigamogs 99% of games
No.2749042
never ask a woman her age
never ask the bigbelly balatroboy about his belly
No.2749043
were proud of our big beerboy bellies tho
No.2749044
what other balatro type games are there? i played a slot machine one that wasn't as good
No.2749045
excuse me sir
tell me about your belly
No.2749046
that slot machine one was mad dumb
the only one i had fun with is nubbys number factory and even then it gets old fairly quick
No.2749048
>>2749044i didnt like that one either
balatro is the only one i guess
No.2749049
publix be like
were not price gouging you as hard rn
No.2749051
theres pegglin too but thats also certainly no balatro
No.2749052
for some nasty ass guinness too
No.2749054
guinness is delicious
No.2749055
guinness draft sucks but guinness extra is p good
No.2749057
>>2749044dating joyce - a deckbuilding game
No.2749058
>>2749053we're going to be telling our children about this
No.2749059
honestly nitro beer sucks ngl
give me that co2
No.2749061
>>2749058you wont have children because youre a fuckin pathetic little creature with no future and certainly no present
No.2749063
makes sense that vtubernigger is also futanigger
No.2749064
popcorn time
went with the butter + garlic salt + onion powder + cayenne combo
No.2749065
say son let me tell you the time i saw miko take the stage at holofes day 3
No.2749066
>>2749064better have washed your hands before eating boy
No.2749067
and what shall i watch during my popcorn time you ask?
training day (2001)
No.2749070
training day? thats every time we gain 2 levels!
No.2749071
training days a classic ur gonna love that muh boy
No.2749072
jentucky fried chicken
No.2749073
DAMN YOU WOWFUCK!!!!!!!!
No.2749074
wowfuck really does like wow huh
No.2749075
>>2748960i got my brows threaded again after ps and it really didnt hurt that bad
you should try getting laser hair removal on your ass crack next now thats painful
No.2749076
>>2749060fucking hell i need a futagf so bad bros
No.2749077
pain is nothing to me
No.2749078
baldbros
No.2749079
got my bad moon baby fingers in this popcorn
No.2749080
i love hololive so much God is a genius for coming up with it
No.2749082
hearing a lot of buzz about girls with huge wieners
No.2749084
no really how did some of you
>>2749081 >>2749080 >>2749082 end up like this
No.2749085
sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler…
No.2749087
>>2749080kys man srsly whats wrong with you
No.2749089
ok but whats wrong with a burg and monster for dinner
No.2749090
>>2749086does he get to keep half the bots in the divorce 😂😂😂😂😂
No.2749092
>>2749086damn grimmi did a number on these dudes
No.2749094
bunch of sour sandys that have never experienced the warmth of hololive
No.2749095
shut up man
No.2749097
what does asmongold need a talent agency for
hes one of the biggest streamers in the world
No.2749098
>>2749081i cant be the only one who thought there was a straw in the monster
No.2749099
i hate most of you and hope you die horrifically and alone
No.2749100
>>2749097so they can do all the boring stuff for him
No.2749101
>>2749099and yet were your only friends ah haha
No.2749105
spotem?
No.2749106
>>2749104thats a dope ass turtles poster back there
No.2749107
aw hell naw gook get those damn hot dogs off the za
No.2749109
>>2749086polshit ruined his channel
No.2749110
>>2749075nah, im good.
>>2749080God is good 🙏
>>2749084built different
>>2749094i pity them
No.2749111
bro hit em with the quad reply
No.2749112
spottemgottem…
No.2749114
might get my ass hair lasered later if things go well
No.2749115
why
No.2749116
amlitzer is getting so powerful with the new eyebrows hes got that bratty sadist energy swirling about him
No.2749118
>>2749113i thought hurricane season was over
No.2749119
>>2749114did you see that guy nair his asshole?
No.2749121
it’s a little embarassing to be a 80s gay guy and survive the aids crisis
No.2749122
a 35 year old man with gray hair and waxed eyebrows
No.2749123
>>2749120trumps america
we lost the mandate of heaven
No.2749124
>>2749122and avatars as a little baby cartoon thing
No.2749125
>>2749121that just means you actually have powerful thick leathery skin
the ones who died are the weak gays with thin tissuepaper skin that cuts through easily and lets the virus in
No.2749126
poor immune systems
like germ boy
No.2749128
gaycel would have survived the aids crisis
No.2749129
why are you saying "skin" when we all know you're talking about rectal walls
No.2749130
triple OT in the a&m vs lsu basketball game hoooooooooh boy
No.2749131
booty skin primarily but gay s*x involves all kinds of aggression and bleeding on each other
No.2749133
>>2749131that only happens in your weird omegaverse yaoi
No.2749134
keep your defenses strong and your skin membranes intact i will pray for u
No.2749137
>>2749136this is just a copy of the iconic todd scrolls 4 oblivion
No.2749139
dark souls had a special aura that none of the sequels or elden ring had
No.2749140
what if i want to dair my asshole
No.2749141
we're dating 18 year olds?
No.2749143
dare it to do what
No.2749145
grass fed player of a grass fed game
No.2749146
we should hop on toontown rewritten
No.2749147
my balatro advice is get blueprint + hanging chad and you win every time
No.2749148
feels like not enough of us are on slay the spire 2
No.2749151
*hops on a pve card game*
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYCH
No.2749152
>>2749151youre missin out bigly
No.2749153
i heard balatro was hard
No.2749154
women play it it literally cant be hard
No.2749155
im big into plain oats without sweetening or flavors rn just make them with milk and salt and stir a little butter in
No.2749159
might shower and sleep rn
No.2749160
we should get into japanese baseball
No.2749161
i dont like jim carrey hes not funny and he seems like a d*bag
No.2749162
you guys need to get into f1 if you want to bag an asian baddie in q3
No.2749163
>>2749160i already am bro!!
No.2749164
fart1
No.2749165
motorsports are hella gay but there is nothing gayer than f1 where the same niggas ride around a track in the same exact car and it literally all comes down to pit timing
No.2749167
>>2749149bro is this you're first hour in balatro or what
No.2749168
getting into something because women is not only super beta but super retarded because womens "interests" change monthly
No.2749169
i fucking hate you
i fucking hate you
i fucking hate you
i fucking hate you
i fucking hate you
i fucking hate you
i fucking hate you
i fucking hate you
i fucking hate you
i fucking hate you
i fucking hate you
i fucking hate you
No.2749171
>>2749169simmerdown sugartits
No.2749172
girls being into something is actually a huge redflag i only do boysclub activities
No.2749173
do you think mtgspammer feels silly for buying paper now
No.2749175
i love that no one is mtg posting and that it was a fad
No.2749179
i have some yugioh cards from when i was a kid that i looked up. they're worth a shitload of money if they're real but they're bootlegs lol
No.2749180
>>2749168the point is to start dating her before she gets bored
No.2749181
do you have red moon baby
No.2749182
twitter girl did a face reveal and she–okay where to begin first shes wearing alot of make up and obnoxious fake lashes she has a 5 head but shes hiding it with bangs but i can still see how far back her hairline and speaking of hair, it looks ratty and coarse like she doesnt brush it much and its dry and then theres a filter ontop of all of that
No.2749184
wesley vissers won the mens classic physique and sam got 8th
No.2749186
no one of them is meteorite black dragon
No.2749188
fucked up how sam hyde is pushing 60 and still making childrens videos
No.2749189
what else is he gonna do get a real job?
No.2749190
he do be like 45
No.2749193
if gas prices going up by less than 3 dollars has a serious impact on your life you're a poor retard
wtf is that for a normal person, an extra 200 a month if the gas prices doubled overnight?
No.2749194
>>2749192sippers brain cells look just like this every night
No.2749195
a small price to pay for millions of dead sandniggers
No.2749198
>>2749193you know fuel prices affect pretty much everything else right
No.2749199
no i've never had a job
No.2749200
my friend's chinese wife is hot af
major whitepill
No.2749201
the prices need to get higher than that for me to care, you can go to california and get pics of high gas prices
No.2749203
crazy that people live in california at that cost of living
all for what, nice weather
networking
da beach
No.2749204
i hate plumbing
No.2749206
the annual wildfires and eventual earth rending fault slip make the prices of living worth it
No.2749207
too dep to game…
No.2749208
>>2749203rampant homelessness
crime
white genocide
jewish mansion parties
No.2749209
oh yea this 'nese is bangin
No.2749210
namaste
No.2749211
https://shrimpstreams.live/ufcgih 2 more fights for the main event
No.2749213
i dont like fighting people shouldnt fight
No.2749214
>>2749211dont think i shall
No.2749216
>>2749215is that what you like?
No.2749217
clean
clean
No.2749218
IM GONNA DO IT MAN
No.2749220
tbh ass eating isnt my favorite thing but if got the big meaty cock twitching then its alright
No.2749221
>>2749215nyl is the goat of 3d sfm futa
No.2749222
nyl steals assets
No.2749223
>>2749222what are you a nintendo lawyer?
No.2749224
you guys are cooked, chopped, screwed, cracked, mindfucked
No.2749225
to be the best you have to be willing to steal only losers think otherwise
No.2749227
thats not even real lil bro
No.2749228
shhh we weren't going to tell him so he would make himself look like a FUCKING idiot
No.2749229
im all about raising people up not pushing them down
No.2749230
theres a reason its called a windshield and not a deer shield nam sayin ah haha
No.2749231
>>2749227>>2749228>>2749229*shoves your face in my horsedick futagfs asshole*
No.2749232
eww it smells like poo
No.2749233
careful what you wish for bro she's going to leave you for me
No.2749234
do you ever feel like a flower in a dewy meadow
No.2749235
am you should stream ttgl next ive never seen that
No.2749236
i feel like i'm going to kill myself within the year if someone doesn't give me money
No.2749237
>>2749235meh its overrated
No.2749238
>>2749237we just watched eva bro dont start with overrated
No.2749239
any recommendations for vinyl players?
No.2749241
crazy how were at war wit iran
No.2749242
>Canada now offering SAME-DAY assisted suicide, with one elderly woman who changed her mind killed anyway
crazy you can just walk into the doctors office and get euthanized
No.2749243
>>2749242this is a sign of a healthy society chud
No.2749245
please just send a nuke it might be less painful
No.2749246
>>2749244a good one would be best imo
No.2749247
damn i wish i could get euthanized but by hot girls while they laugh at the size of my dick
No.2749250
i have regularly been masturbating to gwen from that show for 20 years
No.2749251
no fap
no porn
semen retention
day 5️⃣3️⃣
No.2749252
>>2749250gwen from ben 10 + frankie foster from fosters home for imaginary friends was a dangerous duo
No.2749253
cartoon network went hard in the paint
No.2749256
>>2749252and raven from teen titans man
No.2749257
>Experts Confirm White Guilt as Acceptable Cause to Seek Assisted Suicide
No.2749258
im such a stinky young man
No.2749259
you arent young its over for you
No.2749260
33 is young
No.2749261
thats true im an old fat bald man but i am stinky too
No.2749262
who we got holloway or charles
No.2749263
you are closer to death than to birth you are old
No.2749264
we're living to around 90 so…
No.2749265
>>2749263damn life expectancy is lower than 76? and that's if you AREN'T a suicidal retard loser with nothing to live for?
No.2749266
holy shit i should've bet the farm on charles
No.2749267
im gonna live to 120 im not even 1/3rd done here
gonna be one of those 100 year old marathon runners doing pull ups and yoga too, a real athletic old ass man
No.2749268
you need to stand and bang on a bmf fight man
No.2749270
holy fuck i need to kill myself
No.2749271
oh no no no danar…
No.2749274
fuck we lose 1 hour today!
No.2749275
booooooooooooo
No.2749276
fuck my life with a knife
No.2749278
why am i still hearing about the xbox on onesixtwo.club/scv/ after they killed their brand THIRTEEN FUCKING YEARS AGO
WHO CARES
No.2749279
damn the crowd loves this one
No.2749280
>>2749278we cant let sony get the nuclear codes
No.2749281
ugh
No.2749282
back from work x_x
No.2749283
uhhhh overtime?
No.2749284
i work until the jobs done
No.2749285
god damn do i need to take my own life with a shotgun
No.2749286
why…
No.2749288
i should have pood before the show started i need to poo so bad now
No.2749289
>>2749274what no way we just gained one hour like last week
No.2749290
>>2749287i heard some f1 guy wants to exile all nonblacks from africa
No.2749291
had a dream they were still cranking out goosebumps books and in one of them the killer dummy was elected president
No.2749292
ive been having my usual flying dreams
No.2749293
tigers are so cool
No.2749295
roku nana
No.2749296
they should ban beer again just to fuck with everyone
No.2749297
congress should just fuck with the american people for giggles
No.2749298
>>2749296+1 that would be funny
No.2749299
https://cdn.streamff.one/fbb4e069.mp4lol look at that nigger animal have a seizure
No.2749300
i dont think i will
No.2749301
>>2749297that's already the entire purpose of congress at least it would be funny watching the alconiggers chimp out as their sippy cups are taken away
No.2749304
*fixes my first to your nigger skull*
No.2749305
combat sports are the easiest ones to fix
No.2749307
so unfair i wasnt born as a asian woman
No.2749309
>>2749308i cant be trans or asian it just wouldnt work
No.2749310
not with that attitude it wont
No.2749311
theres no potatoes
No.2749312
really gross how they have toes in their name
No.2749313
yeah man that's gross *immediately starts imagining licking the cheese between alyssa liu's toes after a ten hour skating practice*
No.2749314
oh no… two cute japanese hololive fans followed me on twitter… i need to get my act together…
No.2749315
i would be a swag asian girl
if i was an asian girl
No.2749317
>>2749315i would dress you up like you were a mannequin and make you do poses while i jerked off
No.2749319
so what's happening with drinking time
No.2749320
i wanna be the little spoon
No.2749321
being in a spoon type scenario seems like it would be too stressful
No.2749322
word that's why we lost our virginities cybering
No.2749323
i played wow instead of watching the ufc fight but i heard it was dogshit and everybody started booing lol
No.2749325
>>2749324eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
No.2749326
>>2749324the only problem with this is this new anorexia thing she's doing
No.2749327
men: 1 stinky hole
women: 2 stinky holes
checkmate breeders
No.2749328
we were really watching bonbi do tiktok dances at lvl 15 now shes showing off her hairy pussy
No.2749329
whos we
No.2749330
the pedchads
No.2749331
did we just lose an hour?
toot i think we're losing hours
No.2749332
trump's stealing hours now? impeach NOW NOW NOW NOW
No.2749333
someone just messaged me and said we're losing hours… toot i cant handle this
No.2749334
In the U.S., daylight saving time will begin and clocks will officially spring forward at 2 a.m. Sunday, March 8, 2026.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
No.2749335
so it says 4am on the clock but really its 3am
No.2749336
yeah except the time changed dumbass so it would be 4am
No.2749337
so when my neetfuck brain wakes me up at 3 in the afternoon tomorrow its going to say 4 on the clock
No.2749338
not only that
its gonna be bright when you go to sleep
No.2749339
actually time is fake youre basically arguing about the easter bunny rn
No.2749340
drinking time an hour earlier dont mind if i do!
No.2749341
bro how are you not getting this
drinking time is an hour LATE
No.2749342
uhhh
No.2749343
crazy how were one hour closer to q3
No.2749344
happy international foid day be nice to your favorite foid today
No.2749345
1 hour closer to DEATH
No.2749348
1am becomes 2am
thats an hour early niggerboy
No.2749349
get a fucking job loser boy
No.2749356
>>2749352i fucking love pokemon but all of the games suck ass, theyre only good when youre a retarded 8 year old that doesnt understand anything
once you literally just know how to spam a super effective stab against every gym/leader/e4 member its over, theres no game left
No.2749357
theyre badly designed rpgs but carried by music/characters/mons
No.2749358
you are basically subhuman for not openclosing on the first frame of that webm
No.2749359
shut the fuck. up.
No.2749360
>>2749358I could say the same about not scrolling past your posts
No.2749361
>>2749357the battle systems are well designed its just that the games are made for retarded children, no other jrpg could support even slightly competitive pvp
No.2749363
i put both of those gook letters into google translate and they both said give me a beer
i spent 30 seconds of my life doing that
No.2749364
march madness soon :)
No.2749365
are helium tanks still a viable way to kill yourself
i know they fucked with it but there's a sale on helium tanks for easter balloons and shit at the grocery store and i don't know if i should get one in case
No.2749366
fuck off retard
No.2749367
why you killing yourself now when they entertainment is just getting started
No.2749368
am i just remembering wrong i thought like 9 years ago they changed the formulation put into the tanks
No.2749369
you ever notice how black men have that high pitched chris tucker voice
No.2749370
they be jiving
No.2749371
i'm gon take you to little saint james because it's friday, you ain't got no job, you ain't got shit to do