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 No.2745160[Last 50 Posts]

first we do our taxes
then we get agfs

 No.2745161

File: 1772555213216.mp4 (597.37 KB, U18hS-zt0_mHSVrg.mp4)

Former President Bill Clinton was seen flipping through old Epstein photos, smiling and nodding at his deposition, until his attorney stepped in and pulled them away.

*smiles*
*nods*

 No.2745162

iranian-asian gf

 No.2745163

central asian asian girlfriend
that would be a vibe

 No.2745164

my gf better be asian
and she darn well better be central

 No.2745165

kwintu have you heard about this new laser situation
might be cool

 No.2745166

>>2745154
nahhhhh handles in s tier?

 No.2745167

>>2745166
if you dont get why youre really dumb

 No.2745168

>>2745167
youre really dumb *fart noises*

 No.2745169

my dads such a fucking nigger hes not paying money he owes to my aunt and listening to him make excuses is pissin me off dude has no respect for anyone

 No.2745170

your black dad is so endearing

 No.2745171

handle door knobs are the definition of s tier
theyre the most convenient form of knob to grab and turn

 No.2745172

>>2745169
damn your dad sounds just like me

 No.2745173

the best handles are the ones cats can open easily cuz watching them jump up and slam them to come and harass you while youre taking a shit is funny as hell

 No.2745174

its all fun and games till the raptors come and are able to open your doors when youre hiding from them

 No.2745175

>>2745171
you can open them with your elbows when your hands are full

 No.2745176

circle knobs are pretty bad

 No.2745177

File: 1772557827551.png (1.53 MB, 1280x720, 1561216158545.png)


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 No.2745179

occasionally getting a youtube glitch where the video will keep refreshing and the clock keeps saying 0:00 and it wont play

 No.2745180

is that a zero day virus?

 No.2745181

i think its trying to play ads but my adblocker is on

 No.2745182

on blood we all playing marathon this thursday

 No.2745183

the burnt peanut plays that game

 No.2745184

more like the burnt penis

 No.2745185

crazy how mizkif's life has been tumbling down ever since he ran into tin, a complete reversal from before their encounter.

 No.2745186

File: 1772559582028.jpg (414.94 KB, 1920x1080, 20260303_113631.jpg)

hol' up

 No.2745187

>>2745179
i know i hate it so much

 No.2745188

File: 1772559840164.jpg (176.02 KB, 1280x801, 20260303_114002.jpg)

erm, drumpf sistas?

 No.2745189

>>2745188
-0.5% a literal nothingburger

 No.2745190

>>2745189
why did he post that is he stupid or doing it on purpose?

 No.2745191


the stock market is literally bread and circuses


but ok

 No.2745192

no fucking way everglow had a comeback they havent released anything in like 5 years man
wheres yiren tho….

 No.2745193

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oh no… yiren.. shes gone…

 No.2745194

File: 1772560230096.jpg (106.8 KB, 768x960, 20260303_114355.jpg)

he 👏🏿 don't 👏🏿 miss 👏🏿

 No.2745195

that graph could use some work its a disaster

 No.2745196

>>2745194
wheres the amogus i dont see it

 No.2745197

>>2745196
aipac window

 No.2745198

File: 1772560908254.jpg (544.88 KB, 700x679, 20260303_115218.jpg)

lol

 No.2745199

idgi

 No.2745200

feelin like frieren 5

 No.2745201

they shouldve included the meme low angle frieren

 No.2745202

wait i never watched this before
what the actual fuck?

 No.2745203

feel like frieren 2 im gonna go nappo mode

 No.2745204

I FUCKING LOVE BIG BOOBS

 No.2745205

boobs are so nice


>>2745194
idgi

 No.2745206

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 No.2745207

im into this sound rn

 No.2745208

File: 1772562462366.jpg (1.62 MB, 3679x4096, 20260301_220129.jpg)

summoning the forbidden one

 No.2745209

>>2745207
ive been banging to a couple of her songs lately

 No.2745210

am stream 300

 No.2745211

lol

 No.2745212

stranded
farted

 No.2745213

takin a loud performative poop @work

 No.2745214

File: 1772563485647.jpg (593.78 KB, 1537x2048, 1772551709423459.jpg)


 No.2745215

Trump tries to articulate war justification: says if we have a little high oil prices, could be for a little while, but they will drop, and could even be below the levels before, but that he 'had to' act or else Iran would have 'used nukes'. Claims Israel didn't force America's hand

 No.2745216

>>2745214
damn look at those knockers man FUCK i would squeeze those shits so hard

 No.2745217

>51% of Gen Z have said that their college degree is a waste of money, per Indeed

 No.2745218

im a furry

 No.2745219

ah hell nah they got the dogs hypnogooning now

 No.2745220

gweed are you seeing this?

 No.2745221

dogshit posts today

 No.2745222

dont you mean dog shitposts today

 No.2745223

i can feel the nap
in the air tonight

 No.2745224

orange staring from his orange spot

 No.2745225

its crazy at work and in my family chats no one is really talking about ww3 everyone is just going about their daily business pretending it isnt happening

 No.2745226

>>2745225
theres nothing to talk about you gotta wait until time passes and things happen

 No.2745227

>US military commander addressing his troops:

>“President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth”.

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 No.2745229

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 No.2745230

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 No.2745231

>>2745214
need to see more of these boobs

 No.2745232


 No.2745233

im so sick of fat bitches!

 No.2745234

File: 1772566359649.jpg (534.86 KB, 1440x1624, 20260301_135112.jpg)

lol it do.be like that fr

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 No.2745236

sad that theres so many corrupt and evil non-profits and charities that theyve made me suspicious of charity in general
need a hard reset on charities to go back to their original purpose of dedicating all their time & money to consoling and supporting orphans, the sick and the lame

 No.2745237

we getting a hard reset on everything but its the kind where if u arent a billionaire u starve to death and robots do all the jobs

 No.2745238

robots gonna kill me

 No.2745239

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 No.2745241

File: 1772567523782.png (727.34 KB, 703x713, ClipboardImage.png)

me in the back

 No.2745242

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 No.2745243

why would being a billionaire matter if robots are doing all the jobs do robots like money

 No.2745244

are they really going back to saying everything is a distraction from the epstein files right after coping over everyone but drumpf being implicated in the latest batch
he really should drop some more files just to dab on them

 No.2745245

>>2745241
munch in hell yaoifreak

 No.2745246

hot pocket should link up with corn dogs and come out with a special corn dog mac and cheese hot pocket flavor

 No.2745247

nlbros hes going hard in the paint

 No.2745248

File: 1772567897075.png (953.25 KB, 1080x1907, Screenshot_20260303-135739.png)

lol

dasher bro you seeing this

 No.2745249

File: 1772567899223.jpg (7.12 KB, 221x228, 1371682743331.jpg)

>special corn dog mac and cheese hot pocket flavor

 No.2745250

>>2745248
lol im seein it

 No.2745251

>>2745248
doesnt make any sense

 No.2745252

what if we are the robots who like moneh

 No.2745253

i like money but not enough to get a job

 No.2745254

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 No.2745255

every single time my parents visit they bring up job applications

 No.2745256

whatdo you guys think
corn dog that is filled with hot pocket pizza flavor

or hot pocket that is filled with corn dog and mac and cheese

man im fucking getting hungry thinking bout it

and eat it with an oreo shake with bunch of hot fudge

 No.2745257

>>2745256
bro were on a diet…

 No.2745258

mac and cheese with a corn dog crumble top

 No.2745259

>>2745247
gonna watch this when i get home im a big sny2008head

 No.2745260

if any of that sounds appealing to you im sorry to say youre a fat motherfucker

 No.2745261

i was a malnourished child

 No.2745262

>>2745260
sorry you dont get good food in your 3rd world country bro
dontcare
didnt ask

 No.2745263

toot has anyone ever developed an equation that calculates how much sauce by volume would be picked up from a non-scoop dip based on the surface area of the dipping vehicle and the viscosity of the sauce?

 No.2745264

all your dipping sauce equations will be made moot in the zero gravity of space

 No.2745265

we wont be able to even afford sauce soon thanks to zion don

 No.2745266

everypony get down ts a rawrbery

 No.2745267

File: 1772568478575.png (103.06 KB, 705x539, ClipboardImage.png)

'cross-generational' is a funny euphemism for pederast

 No.2745268

people used to all spend time with everyone else

 No.2745269

>>2745267
gays are so fucking retarded
do they really think i wouldnt hang out with a big tit venus body jmilf if given the chance?

 No.2745270

i hate gays

 No.2745271

so zii has just been cross generational with women this whole time?

 No.2745272

File: 1772568657695.png (264.47 KB, 568x442, gj.png)

>>2745263
probably need some empirical coefficient for how well the sauce grips the material. like a nuggie can grip way more sauce than a glass sphere

 No.2745273

>>2745272
sigh… so wise……

 No.2745274

>>2745272
proof?

 No.2745275

thats why pasta is different shapes

 No.2745276

>>2745275
reddit moment

 No.2745277

File: 1772568904526.png (378.03 KB, 736x732, ClipboardImage.png)

the coefficient of the nuggie divided by the glass sphere is why pasta are different shapes
bazinga!

 No.2745278

>>2745269
u wouldnt start a tech company with her though

 No.2745279

big boobie jmilf angel investor…

 No.2745280

>>2745278
i would

 No.2745281

whats your pitch?

 No.2745282

maam i want to suck on your titties

 No.2745283

File: 1772569527843.png (477.74 KB, 1080x566, ClipboardImage.png)

Troops Being Told To Prepare for ‘Armageddon’ In Iran
Military Commander Tells Troops Bombing Iran Is ‘Part Of God’s Divine Plan’
One commander had a “big grin” on his face while saying Donald Trump “has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran," a service member said.

these niggers going to die for israel lmao

 No.2745284

how does one become a longtime gay venture specialist

 No.2745285

you have to start as a shorttime gay venture capitalist first

 No.2745286

short time is what thai hookers call like a 1 hour fuck sesh

 No.2745287

>>2745286
gross weirdo

 No.2745288

excuse me maam i want to suck on your titties

 No.2745289

excuse is a weird word

 No.2745290

exnigger

 No.2745291

might make my own one of these things

 No.2745292

>>2745283
did they actually say armageddon?

 No.2745293

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 No.2745294

iran bros its not going good

 No.2745295

where you run to?

 No.2745296

rofl

 No.2745297

4pm
neetfuck awakens

 No.2745298

drumpf is going to bomb spain now its getting heated

 No.2745299

>>2745290
michael jackson?

 No.2745300

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 No.2745301

thank you lord in heaven for sodium

 No.2745302

honestly where would we even be without sodium

 No.2745303

more like sneedium

 No.2745304

sodium is goated with the sauce fr tho

 No.2745305

sodium more like sodiyum am i right fellas

 No.2745306


 No.2745307

the yum is short for yummy

 No.2745308


 No.2745309

what should i buy for groceries to lose weight
i need help

 No.2745310

1. water

 No.2745311

stop eating for a month like jesus he wasnt even fat when he did that and just champed it with faith and stuff

 No.2745312

File: 1772573048990.png (11.2 MB, 2798x3730, ClipboardImage.png)

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1rje8c1/my_dads_computer_mouse_after_five_months_of_use/
holy shit
<img src="https://i.redd.it/z1x25bhmzqmg1.jpeg" alt="r/mildlyinfuriating - My dad&#39;s computer mouse after five months of use…"/>

 No.2745313

ian :3

 No.2745314

retard

 No.2745315

im so fucking fat

 No.2745316

>>2745313
watched this first thing this morning

 No.2745317

im jacking off to ian!

 No.2745318

how about you jack on
how about you lock in

 No.2745319

imagine hugging ian but squeezing her real real tight
i bet she would like that

 No.2745320

>>2745202
we all watched this in the past

 No.2745321

all the ians i know are guys

 No.2745322

ok damn carmen tho what a qt3.14 :333

 No.2745323

>>2745322
damn look at that bloated face in that thumbnail

 No.2745324

>>2745320
how did he just predict exactly how its gonna go down two years ago

 No.2745325

>>2745321
weve been over this already

 No.2745326

>>2745312
he's got some high ph sweat

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 No.2745328

>>2745247
made it home from work and watched this clip
its garbage

 No.2745329

>>2745324
he missed some important particulars but he has enough general knowledge plus his visions isnt clouded by untruths so he gets most of the big picture stuff right

 No.2745330


 No.2745331

>>2745312
man how did a gamer this disgusting get a wife and daughter

 No.2745332

File: 1772574264723.jpg (185.28 KB, 895x729, Untitled.jpg)

pad would have loved stinkstomp

damn..

 No.2745333

File: 1772574264828.webp (29.71 KB, 721x767, 4d45rir6cvmg1.webp)

Spain’s MEP Irene Montero: We must isolate the U.S. and Israel now, so they can no longer spread terror across the globe.”

damn shes pretty fucking hot tbh
i would go to war for her

 No.2745334

>>2745327
There is nowhere on Earth rainwater is considered safe to drink without filtration anymore.
damn…

 No.2745335

who are you going to war against?

 No.2745336

against drumpf and bibi or anyone she wanted me to or whatever you know

 No.2745337

ameriKKKa

 No.2745338

women that hate jews are coalburners and arab sandnigger fuckers
drumpf should glass Spain

 No.2745339

did we watch this yet

 No.2745340

File: 1772574505487.jpg (93.46 KB, 1200x645, 20260303_154707.jpg)

>the niji ni**ers with their akasupas weighed down by the earth's gravity

 No.2745341

no fap
no porn
semen retention


day 4️⃣9️⃣

 No.2745342

File: 1772574713741.jpg (467.73 KB, 960x1280, 4-221450509_0.jpg)

>>2745341
insane levels of locking in bro
your like a zen buddhist monk

 No.2745343

File: 1772574764524.jpg (2.83 MB, 2444x3258, 3-221781831_5.jpg)

carmen.. her big puppy eyes..

 No.2745344

GAY SEX!

 No.2745345

bro. BRO. no more asians

 No.2745346

tadaima~

 No.2745347

God was cookin when he invented asian girls
love Him so much for that

 No.2745348

>>2745341
stop lying

 No.2745349


 No.2745350

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 No.2745351

>>2745341
impressive
you must be throbbing

 No.2745352

>>2745344
love that

 No.2745353

people are so stupid and scary

 No.2745354


 No.2745355

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 No.2745356

hioly shit jerma is live

 No.2745357

File: 1772575230932.jpeg (134.92 KB, 1080x1440, 3639119630548751_2025-10-….jpeg)

love asia love asians

 No.2745358

did anyone try the arch linux burger

 No.2745359


 No.2745360

>>2745355
who won this i forget

 No.2745361

>>2745359
ur kinda pissin me off

 No.2745362

File: 1772575434212.jpg (979.12 KB, 2772x3295, 0-170600491_5.jpg)

>>2745357
they are so incredible

 No.2745363

>>2745361
chill out big dog

 No.2745364

>>2745363
dont tell me to fucking chill out

 No.2745365

fucking chill out

 No.2745366

woah that guy needs to chill out

 No.2745367

>>2745364
*pees in your eyes and mouth*

 No.2745368

wish we lived in a just world

 No.2745369

young man is boiling right now

 No.2745370

https://x.com/PlayHighguard/status/2028923492125819287

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagfrththytyhgfb

 No.2745371

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 No.2745372

>>2745370
highguard bro did you atleast have fun?

 No.2745373

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 No.2745374

File: 1772575622183.jpg (288.26 KB, 1280x960, 1-170622517_9.jpg)

>>2745370
this is devastating for this one guy thats been spamming about it here for the last couple of weeks

 No.2745375

>>2745370
gamergaters…we won…

 No.2745376

merged into a dimension where you guys talk about "highguard"

 No.2745377

the fuck is highguard

 No.2745378

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 No.2745379

File: 1772575804950.png (167.39 KB, 500x500, ClipboardImage.png)

could i pull this look off if im 37 and weigh 305lbs

 No.2745380

highguard was a WOKE shit game with WOMEN in it but we GAMERS took a fat SHIT all over it and now theyre shutting DOWN aahahahAHAHAHAHHAAHA

 No.2745381

yujin :3

 No.2745382

>>2745379
negative chief

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 No.2745384

>>2745379
are u asian

 No.2745385

i think you guys are thinking of overwatch

 No.2745386

>>2745381
wanted to link this yesterday but then didnt
ilhsm…

 No.2745387

>>2745359
hes playing the new re tho i cant watch because i want to play it eventually :|

 No.2745388

>>2745387
bro play it now its great

 No.2745389

>>2745372
no i played maybe 3 games and they were all boring as shit
good riddance

 No.2745390

boys arent named orville anymore

 No.2745391

orville redenbaker popcorn was so shit i like whatever that blue and white brand was

 No.2745392

milton
they dont do that one anymore either

 No.2745393

>>2745386
same bro

 No.2745394

cant wait for the asmongold highguard video later today

 No.2745395

damn im out of beer and if fuckhead is bellyblocking the garage tonight im screwed

 No.2745396

>>2745395
just use your sneaking skills

 No.2745397

need one of those medieval anglo-saxon larp names like ethelbert

 No.2745398

i thought you guys gave up beer for lent

 No.2745399

>>2745392
we used to have this old black guy dishwasher named milton and one time he was talking to the autistic guy about gas station boner pills

 No.2745400

why does jesus need us to lend him anything in the first place he lives in heaven now they got everything up there already

 No.2745401

does your boner go down after you cum on boner pills or does it just stay mad after

 No.2745402

my dad brought me back some tequila from mexico but i cant drink cuz im on antibiotics

 No.2745403

>>2745401
hold on let me check

 No.2745404

taking boner pills to answer our bros question

 No.2745405

do those boner pills actually give you a stiffy

 No.2745406

File: 1772576374479.jpg (157.38 KB, 1440x1920, 642466819_1840549828313186….jpg)

its tuesday night
and you know what we do on tuesday night

 No.2745407

we stay hard af

 No.2745408

we should watch spice world

 No.2745409

heres what id be comfortable with buying from a gas station:
beer
soda
chips

yea thats bout it

 No.2745410

its their job to make it stiff they have to

 No.2745411

>>2745409
what about pills with rhinos on the package that make your dick hard as hell for 20 straight hours

 No.2745412

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 No.2745413

do they really do that for 20 hours straight

 No.2745414

>>2745409
what about gas?

 No.2745415

File: 1772576562216.png (752.33 KB, 1200x1200, 1200px-0103Exeggutor.png)

this nigga is cool af

 No.2745416

they sometimes do it for 20 hours gay

 No.2745417

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 No.2745418

what do you even need a 20 hour hard dick for

 No.2745419


 No.2745420

20 hours alone with transgener falco pp

 No.2745421

bros never been to a gang bang 😂

 No.2745422

to fuck apa for 20 hours straight

 No.2745423


 No.2745424

>>2745405
he was talking about some gas station honey pack and a red bull would keep him fucking "all night long"

 No.2745425

>>2745424
thats our milton

 No.2745426

pokemon is so cool

 No.2745427

File: 1772576739620.jpg (314.16 KB, 1536x2048, GrgzxesXsAA_x_G.jpg)

>>2745419
someone should really kill geoff

 No.2745428

"pokemon is so cool"
-35 year old man with grey hair and big belly

 No.2745429

File: 1772576848848.png (188.63 KB, 1435x1172, HChE4GLXsAEjyFh.png)


 No.2745430

>>2745427
that would make me nintendo soy face irl

 No.2745431

babies are so weird

 No.2745432

>>2745427
i dunno how i feel about the carmel popcorn in there
everything else looks kool

 No.2745433

theyre disgusting

 No.2745434

>>2745428
im 160 lbs and only have greys on my temples guys like me are known as silver foxes tyvm

 No.2745435

babies fresh out of the womb are weird as hell they have cone heads

 No.2745436

just gonna game

 No.2745437

linguine
italian sausage
pasta sauce

 No.2745438

>>2745436
whatcha GAMIN

 No.2745439

>>2745438
exp 33

 No.2745440

saving azeroth right now

 No.2745441


 No.2745442

>>2745439
nice im jarpiggin too

 No.2745443

File: 1772577218799.jpg (106.07 KB, 688x1000, ursaring.jpg)


 No.2745444

that haircuts wild

 No.2745445

>>2745441
you think of us as intelligent gentlemen who can become fluent in such a difficult language in one year on top of landing an asianbaddie? thanks man

 No.2745446

i could do it thats just how intelligent and gentlemanly i am

 No.2745447

>>2745441
weve already seen this years ago man this vid drives us

 No.2745448

you niggas cheesy as hell

 No.2745449

>>2745441
look man if we're gonna speak gook or jap we'd do it properly, not this half assed shit

 No.2745450

korean is the easiest language to learn
a monkey could learn it

 No.2745451

im too retard to learn other languages

 No.2745452

>>2745450
yes but the hard part comes from the honorifics shit

 No.2745453

>>2745450
so you know korean? lololololol

 No.2745454

why would marriage remind you of the gookfreaks are your retarded lol
these guys are dying alone and unloved

 No.2745455

<are your retarded

 No.2745456

this some of you niggas

 No.2745457

yeah

 No.2745458

>>2745453
no its not worth my time

 No.2745459

File: 1772577499431.jpg (875.98 KB, 1440x1920, 576072854_1854188434303988….jpg)

>gook spamming retards

 No.2745460

im smart enough to learn multiple languages if i wanted to i just dont want to

 No.2745461

the yellow fever bros are tards you can easily go to vietnam and pick any trad waifu but they choose to jack to kwhores in their basements

 No.2745462

actually we have big plans for q3

 No.2745463

we already solved the learning languages problem in our youth and are bored of it

 No.2745464

>>2745459
who the fuck eats a pizza sideways?

 No.2745465

hes doing it sideways!

 No.2745466

they pussies really sideways

 No.2745467

hate those splotchy cheese zas

 No.2745468

man i want some corn dogs so bad rn

 No.2745469

File: 1772578005253.jpg (425.89 KB, 960x1280, 2-170383218_2.jpg)


 No.2745470

>>2745468
you gotta get the fresh dipped ones at the fair

 No.2745471


 No.2745472

File: 1772578145223.jpg (445.26 KB, 1344x1728, 20260301_125429.jpg)

@toot

 No.2745473

>>2745470
and get the flu or covid? nty

 No.2745474

need a jug of lemonade rn tbh

 No.2745475

File: 1772578206330.jpg (65.05 KB, 1179x1450, 20260303_164930.jpg)

hol' up

 No.2745476

corn dogs seem easy to make but ive never tried and never will ill just buy the frozen ones

 No.2745477


 No.2745478

>>2745476
deep frying stuff at home is a pain but the recipe for batter is easy enough

 No.2745479

does aldis sell tofu?
how can i cook it?

 No.2745480

File: 1772578481512.png (12.37 MB, 3024x4032, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2745481

Deep fried tofu is a crispy, high-protein dish made by pressing firm/extra-firm tofu, coating it in cornstarch or potato starch, and frying at 350-400°F (175-200°C) until golden brown. It creates a crunchy, airy texture that is ideal for dipping in sauces or adding to salads and stir-fries.
Key Tips for Success

Remove Moisture: Press firm or extra-firm tofu for 15-30 minutes to ensure a crispy texture.
Coating: Use cornstarch or potato starch for a light, crunchy crust.
Oil Temp: Maintain oil between 350°F and 375°F to prevent oil absorption.
Method: Cut into 1-inch cubes or tear for more texture, frying in small batches for 3-6 minutes.

 No.2745482

File: 1772578567627.webm (2 MB, 540x960, 1772576134653675.webm)

q3 is still on bros
we just have to lock in and settle

 No.2745483

>>2745482
imagine that little niglet breaks your switch

 No.2745484

>>2745482
bruh i am NOT settling

 No.2745485

>>2745481
i do this with corn starch and then eat it on rice with broccoli with sweet chili sauce poured over it it goes pretty hard

 No.2745486

so i have to buy corn starch just to cook it? -_-

 No.2745487

File: 1772578811484.jpg (320.76 KB, 1080x1415, HCcn7TdaQAAqesO.jpg)

so f*cking based

 No.2745488

https://www.twitch.tv/stellsias

wowfucks look like that?

 No.2745489


 No.2745490

you should have corn starch on hand at all times its the best for frying stuff thats how gooks make their fried chicken so good too and you can also use it to thicken homemade sauces and make a yummy coconut based jiggly pudding type thing

 No.2745491

i used to use corn starch but now i use rice flour

 No.2745492

can i just fry it in a pan like an egg

 No.2745493

>>2745487
indians are so funny

 No.2745494

hello sir i am flying to new delhi

 No.2745495

is gochujang sauce good

 No.2745496

no its evil

 No.2745497

theres this premade gojuchang wing sauce thats really fucking good
i mix it with bbq sauce and its the best nuggie sauce

 No.2745498

>>2745496
alright ill bite
how is it evil?

 No.2745499

>>2745495
yeah i keep a tub in the fridge but gochujang isnt really a sauce on its own its more of an ingredient

 No.2745500

>>2745498
killed me grandmum

 No.2745501

and where do you keep the dog meat

 No.2745502

usually keep the corn dogs in the freezer

 No.2745503

what if thats why we evolved hairless dogs
so we could keep the meat on the dog and just take little bits off of it at a time

 No.2745504

File: 1772579519258.mp4 (10.47 MB, ukO9qvLf-UmMqwTE.mp4)


 No.2745505

File: 1772579555205.jpg (568.98 KB, 1344x1728, 20260301_125446.jpg)

@toot

 No.2745506

[DROPS ON] BIG DAY HUGE DRAMA

 No.2745507

did joe rogan or moist critikal weigh in on ww3 yet

 No.2745508

crazy you can just hop on twitter and claim whoever you want is winning the war in iran and people will believe you

 No.2745509


 No.2745510

no one ever believes me when i tell the truth only when i tell lies

 No.2745511

https://x.com/surethisbunny/status/1986810028339442148

gookfreaks check this freaky ass gook out

 No.2745512

File: 1772579853805.jpg (1.67 MB, 3721x2791, 0-170564341_2.jpg)


 No.2745513

>>2745512
thank you for the reply (lie)

 No.2745514

File: 1772579965097.jpg (1.73 MB, 2784x2080, 2-170527593_5.jpg)

>>2745513
hey no problem any time!

 No.2745515

DAMN YOU GOOKFREAK!

 No.2745516

File: 1772580029845.webm (3.03 MB, 1920x1080, 1772419577206255.webm)

WE LOVE GOOKS!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2745517

i love it when gooks slobber all over nigger dick

 No.2745518

>>2745441
sigh… when will it be my turn

 No.2745519

oh my god this cottage cheese im eating was recalled!!!!!!!!

 No.2745520

>>2745519
youre gonna get covid and youre gonna die

 No.2745521


 No.2745522

i think i got govid

 No.2745523

you guys like gooks and niggers youre like captain planet

 No.2745524

i love smoking weed putting on a twitch vod and playing a video game

 No.2745525

does the twitch vod help with the crippling loneliness?

 No.2745526

i never feel lonely bc of my friends here and the warm feeling of invading iran

 No.2745527

whered you run to?

 No.2745528


 No.2745529

>>2745522
you better hope its not the new strain that attacks your brain man
not even joking

 No.2745530


 No.2745531

bro
all the covid strains attack your brain

 No.2745532

I'm gay

 No.2745533

whats up with all these new spics being nigger mutt hybrid looking things

 No.2745534

>>2745533
new streamers*

 No.2745535

>>2745530
why would you post this

 No.2745536

thats just a normal american man

 No.2745537

americans really look like that and then call themselves "white"Q

 No.2745538


 No.2745539

BETTER NOT BE EATING MY CHEESE BOY

 No.2745540

File: 1772581229412.webp (34.28 KB, 500x541, vbmzymg82vmg1.webp)


 No.2745541

i should get a bear paw tattoo

 No.2745542

indians are some of the best pilots in the world
they fly them in to teach and train the us navy blue angels stunt pilots

 No.2745543

do we have cheese boys?

 No.2745544

im lactose intolerant
cheese gives me diarrhea, a fever, and a runny nose

 No.2745545

im a cheesefuck i got a pound of pepper jack in there right now

 No.2745546

pepper jack is so goated

 No.2745547

i love dairy period

 No.2745548

they make little pills you can take for that man

 No.2745549

i got fancy italian cheese to put on my pasta
and i got another kind of fancy italian cheese to put on my salad

 No.2745550

File: 1772581515580.png (273.88 KB, 960x871, 1772570985680129.png)


 No.2745551

dairy is evil
how can you torture cows for food?

 No.2745552

is asian titty milk naturally lactose free or do little asian babies perma be sprayin like a muddy fountain

 No.2745553

>>2745551
like this

 No.2745554

do you think titty milk tastes good

 No.2745555

all milk is titty milk theres no need to preface it with titty

 No.2745556

if i get my mouth on an asian titty ill be sprayin like a fountain if u know what i mean

 No.2745557

>>2745554
someone said it didnt have a taste
just flat

 No.2745558

does everyone in india have an upset tummy
is that why they are all poo everywhere

 No.2745559

time to mix up some frozen meatballs into my cottage cheese!

 No.2745560

>>2745555
its different man nipples and boobs are nice and supple things unlike cows which have big hanging penises off of them that you yank on

 No.2745561

>>2745559
bro check your cc there was a huge recall

 No.2745562

do you guys fuck with the small curds or dem big boys~

 No.2745563

its taco tuesday and

 No.2745564

when i eat cottage cheese i just swallow it i dont even chew its so gross

 No.2745565

death.. the final frontier..

 No.2745566


 No.2745567

can a white boy get a lil loco with it on a tuesday night

 No.2745568

>>2745567
nah we got work tomorrow

 No.2745569

7 mothafuckin scream movies

 No.2745570

cant believe trump is out there fulfilling biblical prophecies and im just sitting here

 No.2745571

>>2745564
you guys are such fucking cry babies about everything

 No.2745572

toon stream scream 1 scream 2 scream 3 scream 4 scream 5 scream 6 scream 7

 No.2745573

we should start fulfilling stuff

 No.2745574

the only thing im fulfilling is my belly

 No.2745575

File: 1772582793629.png (851.47 KB, 2070x496, ClipboardImage.png)

imagine having such a freaky lil habit someone records it for all time

 No.2745576

>>2745567
you know we do

 No.2745577

fuck man fuck

 No.2745578

File: 1772583292376.png (549.16 KB, 432x648, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2745161
i dont see any nodding and idk if hes smiling bill clinton in his old age just kinda has that resting gary busey face

 No.2745579

man i forgot how bad tank controls are for the old resident evil games
what was capcom thinking

 No.2745580

resting bussy face

 No.2745581

>>2745579
zoomer alert

 No.2745582

they were thinking hm we need a consistent point of reference for the player in a game full of wildly different perspectives

 No.2745583

nixon vs kennedy

 No.2745584

>>2745581
im almost 40 years old man

 No.2745585

>>2745584
well okay then
retard alert

 No.2745586

capcom cooked with ada wong thats all i care about tbh

 No.2745587

if tank controls didnt suck ass they wouldnt have stopped using them

 No.2745588

>>2745586
this guy makes my skin crawl

 No.2745589


 No.2745590

>>2745588
no ada wong is a hot chinese double agent bro shes a woman

 No.2745591

File: 1772583991624.png (604.51 KB, 1080x1080, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2745592

toot how do i spoiler again

 No.2745593

>>2745591
actually true tbh

 No.2745594

tewt

 No.2745595

*brap*

 No.2745596

resident evil spoiler ada wong isnt in re9 isnt that fucked up

 No.2745597

so what should i eat to lose weight not even kidding can i just eat eggs and potatoes and like a glass of milk and nothing else or what

 No.2745598

karinas karinas..

 No.2745599

count your calories lil bro

 No.2745600

>>2745597
you can unoronically eat whatever lil bro the trick is literally just to keep the calories in < calories out

 No.2745601

dad called me the ayatollah of being unemployed

 No.2745602

fat people are notoriously lazy theres no way you can get them to count stuff

 No.2745603

your dad wise af i dont get that reference

 No.2745604

im high as shit im high as balls

 No.2745605

The Supreme Court’s Republican majority just did the legal equivalent of grabbing J.R.R. Tolkien’s One Ring, placing it on their collective fingers, and dancing around singing, “I just can’t wait to become a Nazgûl.”

The Supreme Court’s Republican majority just did the legal equivalent of grabbing J.R.R. Tolkien’s One Ring, placing it on their collective fingers, and dancing around singing, “I just can’t wait to become a Nazgûl.”

The Supreme Court’s Republican majority just did the legal equivalent of grabbing J.R.R. Tolkien’s One Ring, placing it on their collective fingers, and dancing around singing, “I just can’t wait to become a Nazgûl.”

The Supreme Court’s Republican majority just did the legal equivalent of grabbing J.R.R. Tolkien’s One Ring, placing it on their collective fingers, and dancing around singing, “I just can’t wait to become a Nazgûl.”

The Supreme Court’s Republican majority just did the legal equivalent of grabbing J.R.R. Tolkien’s One Ring, placing it on their collective fingers, and dancing around singing, “I just can’t wait to become a Nazgûl.”

The Supreme Court’s Republican majority just did the legal equivalent of grabbing J.R.R. Tolkien’s One Ring, placing it on their collective fingers, and dancing around singing, “I just can’t wait to become a Nazgûl.”

The Supreme Court’s Republican majority just did the legal equivalent of grabbing J.R.R. Tolkien’s One Ring, placing it on their collective fingers, and dancing around singing, “I just can’t wait to become a Nazgûl.”

The Supreme Court’s Republican majority just did the legal equivalent of grabbing J.R.R. Tolkien’s One Ring, placing it on their collective fingers, and dancing around singing, “I just can’t wait to become a Nazgûl.”

 No.2745606

whats the star wars equivalent of grabbing J.R.R. Tolkien’s One Ring, placing it on their collective fingers, and dancing around singing, “I just can’t wait to become a Nazgûl.”

 No.2745607

man the europeans are going to clown on us so hard when we fail to beat iran

 No.2745608

File: 1772584486741.png (188.63 KB, 1435x1172, HChE4GLXsAEjyFh.png)


 No.2745609

>>2745607
weve never lost a war dumb chink

 No.2745610

>>2745600
>>2745599
i cant count calories

 No.2745611

>>2745608
excuses
you will never be skinny again
get back to your keto lil chud

 No.2745612

File: 1772584576961.jpg (157.44 KB, 1200x857, HCXt6VWW0AA2LR4.jpg)


 No.2745613

>>2745610
actually its crazy easy if you just eat nothing and only drink water

 No.2745614

>>2745613
i dont want to fuck up my gall bladder

 No.2745615

>>2745614
dont worry about it its already fucked

 No.2745616

theres microplastics and shit in the water your guts are already poisoned

 No.2745617

>>2745616
not me i only eat out of cardboard boxes and glass

 No.2745618

i heard the rich ruling techbro elites get their blood chelated and replaced with hot young donor blood

 No.2745619

you eat glass?

 No.2745620

>>2745619
eat out of you esl retard

 No.2745621

File: 1772585059990.png (1.39 MB, 1024x1024, ClipboardImage.png)

7ft tall japanese gf

 No.2745622

this war stuff was funny for like a day and now its back to being a nothingburger

 No.2745623

wonder if kings of yor had 7ft tall gfs

 No.2745624

tadaima~

 No.2745625

File: 1772585243576.png (198.96 KB, 512x276, ClipboardImage.png)

>kings of yor
>tadaima
>nothingburger

 No.2745626

File: 1772585244600.jpg (617.69 KB, 1461x2054, GeJ6mL_XEAA-xJ1.jpg)

>>2745624
okaeri~

 No.2745627

File: 1772585400120.jpg (1.24 MB, 1065x1498, 0-170430663_1.jpg)

hong eunchae

 No.2745628

File: 1772585417610.png (87.06 KB, 666x656, 4235543.png)


 No.2745629

File: 1772585521196.jpg (75.48 KB, 1151x1396, IMG_3134.png.jpg)


 No.2745630

ate one bowl too many of my chicken soup hours ago and still shitting, tired, brain fog

 No.2745631

kind of weird that turtles have a spine and a shell

 No.2745632

all this ancient game hoarding is making me sleepy

 No.2745633

https://x.com/i/status/2028902702332203243


oh no no no ai sistas we got too cocky

 No.2745634

why not just do a little photoshop afterwards then copywrite it (copyrite shouldnt exist in the first place)

 No.2745635

crazy how our only two political choices in america are retards vs faggots

 No.2745636

crazy how we missed out chance to play spec ops: the line irl thats happening rn in dubai

 No.2745637

toon stream training day

 No.2745638

File: 1772586011715.png (765.79 KB, 1024x642, ClipboardImage.png)

my gf fern is so talented

 No.2745639

whys she sucking on her knee like that

 No.2745640

>>2745639
its her big saggy tit bro

 No.2745641

need a gf with big saggy selfsuckables

 No.2745642

>>2745639
thats her huge futa cock bro

 No.2745643

>>2745575
ugh saw the chinese names and thought i was about to read some yaoi fanfic

 No.2745644

File: 1772586258630.jpg (80.35 KB, 941x952, GGZUj3vWEAAN5Ys.jpg)


 No.2745645

hey amlitzer
did you ever try one of those system notebooks that are popular in japan?

 No.2745646


 No.2745647

i need to start over in rural japan

 No.2745648

i dont like to write in physical notebooks because im concerned about my privacy and someone snooping like a 12 year old girl and her diary

 No.2745649

you have way more legal rights to privacy with physical stuff than any digital stuff

 No.2745650

im gonna get into personal physical writing

 No.2745651

dear diary
today i ate a cheeseburger and played video games

 No.2745652

im only 25 25 is young right?

 No.2745653

just record all your embarrassing information on gmail like jeff did

 No.2745654

>>2745641
i think my hsgf could have sucked on her own tits but i never asked her to

 No.2745655

File: 1772586845581.png (65.65 KB, 709x390, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2745656

never got the difference between viscous and structural damping

 No.2745657

suffer not the gaijin to live

 No.2745658

i asked because i was gifted an a5 6 ring notebook a few years ago
i used it for some time but i didnt look into refilling it because i didnt know that it was a standard
i realized yesterday that the holes on the pages lined up with 2 of the holes from the triple hole punch. this made me realize that i could transfer pages from the notebook to a standard 3 hole binder
this led me to do some research and i realized that these notebooks come in a variety of sizes and by my hypothesis, the rings should work such that i can put the smaller sheets into rings of the larger size
it even seems possible to use the smaller notebooks as wallets

 No.2745659

hey amlitzer whens the last time you ate ass

 No.2745660

>>2745659
lol got that nerd

 No.2745661

File: 1772587316441.jpg (18.38 KB, 415x177, 20241025_015206.jpg)


 No.2745662

>>2745648
i need to write stuff down because i will forget things within the hour

 No.2745663

File: 1772587450065.png (19.04 KB, 920x720, 2115_A.png)

example notebook design

 No.2745664

>>2745649
its different if a company invades my privacy than someone i live with its a different dynamic of privacy being breached

 No.2745665


 No.2745666

>>2745664
thats why you keep your pocket notebook on you!

 No.2745667

modern warfare is so gay with its endless psyops from all sides

 No.2745668

i keep all my passwords in a notepad++ file but i read they got hacked am i fucked boys

 No.2745669

dam a helicopter just mustard gassed people in this walking dead spin off

 No.2745670

File: 1772587991918.jpg (181.74 KB, 1080x1080, GsOeYySXEAAdWJ5.jpg)


 No.2745671

i could probably get a gf if she is only allowed to look at me in very dim light from afar
seeing me up close would end in disaster

 No.2745672

hoooooooo boy!

 No.2745673

>>2745672
this is spiritually israeli

 No.2745674

calling something spiritually israeli makes you sound like such a fag just call it gay and move on

 No.2745675

>>2745674
this post is spiritually gay

 No.2745676

im spiritaully red moon baby

 No.2745677

what am i supposed to do if my belly is no longer big and my shorts keep falling down

and no i dont own a belt

 No.2745678

suspenders?

 No.2745679

get your belly big again

 No.2745680

kikestiny finally defeated

 No.2745681

>>2745680
whys he talking about this shite when we're literally at war with iran

 No.2745682

idk i didnt even watch the vid just saw destiny getting owned and felt good

 No.2745683

File: 1772590446125.png (320.22 KB, 758x531, HCWBVfTXwAE7cC3.png)


 No.2745684

>>2745677
buy one

 No.2745685

whats the i pulled by being

 No.2745686

i dont know

 No.2745687

asmon fell off hes been slurping trump nonstop for 5 months now give it a break brother

 No.2745688

a being of pure i pulled by???

 No.2745689

>>2745687
hes getting money nigga plus he led the charge against woke gaming so hes our guy

 No.2745690


 No.2745691

dad ordered a chicken fried steak dinner, nachos and sopapillas
he ate half of his chicken fried steak, didnt even open the nachos and had 1 sopapilla

 No.2745692

>>2745689
nah he should be playin wow midnight or shutting up

 No.2745693


 No.2745694

File: 1772591248488.png (3.52 KB, 114x211, ClipboardImage.png)

bros is the ai bubble popping

 No.2745695

>>2745692
wow is woke SLOP

 No.2745696

crazy how lame ww3 is

 No.2745697

its not lame we still havent gotten to taiwan yet when real shit starts happening

 No.2745698

>>2745697
-social credit for even saying that word

 No.2745699

ugh this epic rick and black chick spin off i was hyped for after my walking dead break is not living up to the hype…

 No.2745700

its going to be total war man im telling you japan will be obliterated definitely

 No.2745701


 No.2745702

File: 1772593709250.jpg (239.31 KB, 2480x3508, 1713259895118112.jpg)

done with my selling my 'sma. stream is up, frieren and then the wire. starting soon.


https://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplex
https://www.twitch.tv/162kinoplex

>>2745210
i will eventually
>>2745645
>>2745658
>>2745663
sorry, i can't say that i have (yet)
>>2745659
never

 No.2745703

>>2745663
this is such an advanced notebook i cant even understand whats going on

 No.2745704

File: 1772594025872.jpg (56.71 KB, 427x427, 1718766427528807.jpg)

>>2745702
starting!

 No.2745705

>not living up to the hype…
that's TWD in a nutshell though

 No.2745706

x__x

 No.2745707

spent an hour cooking and had to pull up my pants nearly 100 times because they kept falling down

 No.2745708

File: 1772595098990.png (7.39 MB, 2549x1437, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2745709

>>2745707
niggerbro…

 No.2745710

holy shit is that a map of the eastern kingdoms?

 No.2745711

>>2745707
why not just take them off

 No.2745712


>>2745711
dads in the other room

 No.2745713

daddy*

 No.2745714

File: 1772595796073.png (4.75 MB, 3072x4096, ClipboardImage.png)

omo

 No.2745715

they never released arliss on dvd except for a best of compilation. i guess hbo didn't want competition from their other whiny kike show by the time dvds were affordable

 No.2745716

…curb your enthusiasm?

 No.2745717

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 No.2745718

dating sounds like the most cuckold thing ever

 No.2745719

why

 No.2745720

im making the last post in the thread

 No.2745721

>>2745719
youre jestermaxxing for some foid that hates your god and loves moloch and youre expected to pay the bill for that like what

 No.2745722

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 No.2745723

like at least pay me to jester im not going to act funny for free

 No.2745724

25 years old in 8th grade…

 No.2745725

are boys also allowed to wear white for the wedding if they are v*rgins

 No.2745726

35 years old and unemployed

 No.2745727

>>2745726
some job openings in the army rn i imagine

 No.2745728

getting married when you are past your 20s is kind of cringe

 No.2745729

>>2745728
reallly?

 No.2745730

having a wedding and reception and sending people invitations and all that yeah
a couple of 43 year olds having a courthouse wedding i think is fine

 No.2745731

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lol

 No.2745732

fuckhead really isnt asleep yet

 No.2745733

hes just like me

 No.2745734

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 No.2745735

really cool how it takes me like 3 hours of being awake for my brain to start working well then by 10 or 11 hours of being awake it stops working again theres such a precious small window of time where i can function

 No.2745736

mom is all no we can't turn the ac on, just open a window it's cool outside. meanwhile is 70 outside with no breeze, yeah real cool…

 No.2745737

shes right

 No.2745738

just watched the end of the rick-michelle spin off. pure pottery, annoying white wife and son were killed off and rick got a black wife and mulatto son at the end

 No.2745739


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 No.2745742

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hearing a lot of buzz about this big arch burger


the mcdonalds corporation's official policy is that all nigger animals and kikes deserve to be murdered where they stand (proof i'm not a marketer)

 No.2745743

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wrong pic

 No.2745744

whats so special about it

 No.2745745

wtf is hailing outside

 No.2745746

extra hepatitis

 No.2745747


 No.2745748

>>2745747
has dsp weighed in on the war in iran yet

 No.2745749


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 No.2745751

hooo boy i think my bike is being delivered today

 No.2745752

>>2745751
bro youre gonna die on a motorcycle

 No.2745753

remember that guy from gi joe that was like "i just want to ride my moootorcycleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

 No.2745754

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its your boy at the lake toya hotel

 No.2745755

>>2745754
go talk to the nasty whore down in the blue

 No.2745756

https://www.twitch.tv/kayfloppa

were in here watchign this lvl 17

 No.2745757

shut the fuck up bitch if you scream i'll kill you

 No.2745758

>>2745757
were on scream 7 man!

 No.2745759

kayfloppa kpoppa

 No.2745761

strand warning
new thread



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