No.2742099
>>2742097time to get a haircut man
No.2742100
>>2480881yeah man the florida black bear is a real thing
No.2742101
>>2742100wtf that was a post i made last year
No.2742102
no relation to the florida belly boy
No.2742105
were losing our toes?
No.2742106
*wobbles hands*
six seven!
No.2742107
i wanna li li li lick you from yo head to yo toes
and i wanna
move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
No.2742108
>>2742100toot this guy is snooping around
No.2742109
we should go out tonight
No.2742110
>>2742107"down to the down to the to the floor" was my favorite part of that song
No.2742115
dont go out during a fucking pandemic
No.2742118
i dont see the appeal to marriage
No.2742119
too sick to get a job by 35 too sick to play wow
No.2742122
>>2742118well it consecrates the joining between two people in holy purpose and yea he beat me to it >>2742120
No.2742123
i have never had sex
No.2742124
i join my left hand to my keyboard and my right hand to my mouse and boot up some mothafuckin world of warcraft
No.2742125
i bet its scary
No.2742130
better not be cock blocking your dad by living in his house for an extra 18 years after high school boy
No.2742131
i would be laying pipe so good if i had a wife
No.2742133
>>2742120>>2742122isnt one of the most common marriage tropes is that the wife stops giving it up once you get married
No.2742134
tropes arent real life
No.2742135
>>2742133only if you got no stroke game
No.2742136
you get married so your wife can cheat on you and then take 50% in the divorce
No.2742137
i dont need to get married to get a scheming hag to swindle me and leave me unsatisfied
No.2742139
just played a crapload of re9
its good
No.2742140
god damn i should kill myself
No.2742142
what if being dead is even worse than being alive
No.2742143
>>2742142when youre alive you can play video games
when youre dead you cant
its not even a contest
No.2742144
i don't play video games
No.2742145
>>2742144damn bro youre missing out big time
ok how about this, while youre dead you cant jack off
No.2742147
>>2742145i'm jacking off right now like i am all the time