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 No.2738488[Last 50 Posts]

wizthread

 No.2738491

i want a bf

 No.2738494

is this the thread?

 No.2738495


 No.2738498

the other threads too rancid ill post here

 No.2738500

File: 1771871395161.webp (26.9 KB, 843x767, bv4dcl3j28lg1.webp)

this is a punch comm
moofags out

 No.2738501

punch got that dawg in 'im

 No.2738504

File: 1771871607789.jpg (236.21 KB, 1440x1920, 546866517_630669010112848_….jpg)

actually this has always been a xing xing comm

 No.2738505

were over moo deng
throw it dead in a ditch for all we care
were obsesed with punch now

 No.2738506

more like who deng lol

 No.2738508

in asia they would stick a apple in moo dengs mouth and roast it like a pig
punch too

 No.2738510

pig punch 2 sounds like a playstation game

 No.2738511

File: 1771871893900.jpg (14.25 KB, 211x239, images.jpg)

how zii sees moo deng

 No.2738512

should we go to art school to find ourselves?

 No.2738523

File: 1771873945696.jpg (141.92 KB, 1080x978, 20260223_131129.jpg)


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 No.2738534

i should become a lolcow

 No.2738537

i should start streaming content

 No.2738540

am i just staying with him cuz of the sex?

 No.2738541

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dont get it twisted

 No.2738542

i love the state of israel

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 No.2738545

*starts putting a cigar in my mouth before stopping suddenly*
oh im sorry mind if i light up?

 No.2738555

been feeling more neurotic than i did in the past

 No.2738557

our bodies are changing

 No.2738563

my back is also not too happy with me i need a aeron

 No.2738564

>>2738529
oh no no no

 No.2738565

sc2 is making a huge comeback

 No.2738566

ok well this is a competition and my back is more fucked up than yours so lower your tone

 No.2738567

what are some essential manga we need to read

 No.2738568

ill show you bad back
*whacks you in the back with a bat*

 No.2738569

essential manga
blade of the immortal
farewell my dear cramer
gunsmith cats

 No.2738570


 No.2738571

the hes a nigger guy from the laugh factory got his own mango?

 No.2738572

I

CAN'T

BREATHE

 No.2738573

think i might give myself a new last name
bellagio
yeah… mr bellagio sounds great

 No.2738574

terraria is so ass

 No.2738575

>>2738573
you stole that name from fallout new vegas

 No.2738576

terraria was fun when i played a lil of it i guess i didnt interact with the end game that much

 No.2738577

ugh i got stranded…

 No.2738578

>>2738575
i couldntve cuz i never played that

 No.2738579

File: 1771877314688.mp4 (587.74 KB, 1771873442577085.mp4)


 No.2738580

>>2738567
berserk
planetes
beck mongolian chop squad
ajin demi human
devilman

 No.2738581

gookbros this ones a must watch

 No.2738582


 No.2738583

i get it crackin like a bad back
bitch talkin like a queen but she lookin like a lab rat

 No.2738584

>>2738582
great more of my biggest fear on the road

 No.2738585

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 No.2738587

>>2738576
we should do a lil 16tworraria

 No.2738588

File: 1771877484115.jpg (119.42 KB, 1272x1765, HB0m_IcacAARz5_.jpg)

i look like this btw

 No.2738589


 No.2738590

>>2738585
jeff epstein ness cosplay??

 No.2738591

who would win
1,000,000 zerglings or 100 battlecruisers

 No.2738592

>>2738586
yo this goes crazy

 No.2738593


 No.2738594

>>2738588
girl if you dont start anglefrauding that ribcage away

 No.2738595

im chinky

 No.2738596


 No.2738597

File: 1771877606223.jpg (435.58 KB, 1440x1800, 1765580779616.jpg)

this is one of the smuggest lookin gooks ive ever seen

 No.2738598

>>2738581
i watched it but wasnt feeling it even though heej has #3 tummy in kpop

 No.2738599

>>2738596
wow that is truly dogshit
my zerg tattoo looks way better

 No.2738600

jugglings

 No.2738601

File: 1771877816162.mp4 (3.87 MB, 1771875262027292.mp4)


 No.2738602

>>2738601
their next song needs to be listenable

 No.2738603

File: 1771877893055.png (1.01 MB, 1080x1364, Screenshot_20260223-140251.png)


 No.2738604

this has to be a big act cash patel flying down there right away and now this

 No.2738605

hol up boat goes binnington?

 No.2738606

xQc Defends VTuber Suisei's Arena Concert as More Authentic Than Many Real Shows
xQc Defends VTuber Suisei's Arena Concert as More Authentic Than Many Real Shows
xQc Defends VTuber Suisei's Arena Concert as More Authentic Than Many Real Shows

 No.2738607

famous eceleb that lurks here you around?

 No.2738608

theres this broken window crank in the living room window so the window is all loose and just keeps slamming from the wind

nice one fuckhead putting $0 of upkeep into a 50 year old house

 No.2738609

Domino’s chief executive told CNBC in an interview Monday that the company is really just getting started, and it aims to double its market share.

“I want people to understand that I think we can double this business, and it’s not a stretch, given our track record, and given how we are in other markets, to think we can get there,” CEO Russell Weiner said.

 No.2738610

>>2738608
why dont you go get a screwdriver and fix it yourself lil pussy boy

 No.2738611

dominos is moonbound??

 No.2738612

a song called so be it released 3 years ago???? uhhhh

 No.2738613

>>2738606
is yagoo paying him to talk about this or something
i didnt even know there was a concert and i browse /vt/ sometimes

 No.2738614

50 year old house is pretty damn new

 No.2738615

why cant i just be a sloppy mess and my parents clean it all up for me like in the movies

 No.2738616

>>2738615
your a 35 year old man with gray hair

 No.2738617

yeah bro hes being paid to talk about a concert that already happened 🙄
/vt/ers are sooo smart

 No.2738618


 No.2738619

love when niggas pretend not to understand how viral marketing works in 2026

 No.2738620


 No.2738621

>>2738616
im still a baby

 No.2738622

>>2738620
talk about a humiliation ritual

 No.2738623

whys it just brown water where are the floaters do amerisharts really only have liquid poops i though you guys were joking about that

 No.2738624

hows this guy not know how sewage works

 No.2738625

>>2738620
While the USS Gerald R. Ford has documented sewage issues (averaging one daily maintenance call), there is no evidence that 80% of toilets are "stuck." The system is zoned; a single clog affects only one area. The video used is generic meme footage and not the actual ship.

 No.2738626

love a good generic meme footage

 No.2738627

33 inches of snow up north

 No.2738628

americans still using inches is so cute

 No.2738629


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 No.2738631

kensukechads? thriving

 No.2738632

im done with eva for a while man

 No.2738633

why not make a new anime why remake eva for the millionth time

 No.2738634

i skipped the eva watchalong i just couldnt get it

 No.2738635

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 No.2738636

oh my god bros

 No.2738637

i should get my ged

 No.2738638

>>2738636
pretty crazy that americans are okay with letting countless children die so that rich people can do shit like this

 No.2738639

File: 1771880166526.png (828 KB, 640x813, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2738640

they call me the socially disturbed retard

 No.2738641

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 No.2738642

>>2738637
life protip you can just lie about having your hs diploma no one will check

 No.2738643

>>2738642
this is very good info to have

 No.2738644

you guys dont know this but im actually a master of the ground game im lethal like crocop im not even kidding im mark kerresque when it comes to that shit

 No.2738645

i would woop your ass!

 No.2738646

>>2738644
*rapes you*

 No.2738647

no im not kidding im fully trained to a professional level my grappling is elite

 No.2738648

heel hooks, side control, head locks, arm bars, you name it

 No.2738649

youve wrestled with lots of guys huh…

 No.2738650

*shoots your kneecap then rapes you*

 No.2738651

File: 1771880572575.png (1.44 MB, 1080x1682, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2738652

https://x.com/YESEEGHOSTS/status/2025911254158660005
this is how we get when yeezy hits the aux

 No.2738653

guys remember when leonidas kicked that nigger into the well and was all like THIS IS SPARTA!!

 No.2738654

yeah that was actually epic as hell

 No.2738655

i quoted that shit at school the next day!

 No.2738656

>>2738652
why are they not vibing with him those are proper bangers

 No.2738657

we need more epic scenes like that in movies

 No.2738658

>>2738642
this is false and all online job applications now will make you select your hs from a drop down list instead of just typing in whatever you want

 No.2738659

>>2738652
jestermaxxing chump

 No.2738660

nobody cares about your hs creds if your a 35 year old man bro that guy is right

 No.2738661

if you have no work experience they will

 No.2738662

Mangaka try not to really weird and gross about underage girls challenge IMPOSSIBLE

 No.2738663

love mangakas

 No.2738664

>>2738662
shut the fuck up you little faggot retard

 No.2738665

ahh im cumming!

 No.2738666

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 No.2738667

mangaka is huge in croatia

 No.2738668

toot upgrade the server to linux

 No.2738669

>>2738665
back to day 1 v__v

 No.2738670

i would NEVER take a day off from yankin my shit

 No.2738671

you should, it makes the next jack feel better

 No.2738672

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 No.2738673

feels like im posting into the wind sometimes

 No.2738674

>>2738672
god i love it when an old busted hag tells me what to do

 No.2738675

cp break

 No.2738676

>why does anyone tell you a secret? to get one in return – david mamet

 No.2738677

i thought miyagi translated to "story" not "secret"

 No.2738678

whats the deal with lake tahoe

 No.2738679

we may never know

 No.2738680

lake titty caca

 No.2738681

is lake tahoe one of the great 5 lakes

 No.2738682


 No.2738683

homeless people are so greedy like imagine u just get to chill all day and collect free money

 No.2738684

why do indians always look so sickly

 No.2738685

we should date homeless girls

 No.2738686

all they eat is piles of weird shitskin slop and various kinds of feces

they should all be killed

 No.2738687

indians are like the jews of goyim

 No.2738688

File: 1771882406018.jpg (159.81 KB, 1440x1920, 639689521_1835247362523111….jpg)

ok but
asian women

 No.2738689

love asian women

 No.2738690

everglow in leather break

 No.2738691

been listening to some old kanye man that nigga could cook on the mpc

 No.2738692

>>2738691
fr tho

 No.2738693

how do i stop being hungry and lose weight

 No.2738694

>>2738693
glp 1 meds now

 No.2738695

>>2738693
just drink protein shakes

 No.2738696

gleepy 1 meds?

 No.2738697

>>2738694
too scary
>>2738695
too expensive and hard

 No.2738698

just ignored my dad
its like he has no survival instinct doesnt he know if i come into his room im gonna beat his fucking ass?

 No.2738699

>>2738698
have a feeling this story arc is going to end with a big bang or maybe even a BBOOM BBOOM

 No.2738700

>>2738699
oh im gonna bang alright

 No.2738701

found one of the big spoons in the small spoon spot guess who is about to throw away a big spoon in the trash now

 No.2738702


 No.2738703

>>2738701
seriously youre this petty?

 No.2738704

>>2738703
ive been driven to this i didnt start here but this is where im at now

 No.2738705

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 No.2738706

File: 1771883623606.png (575.35 KB, 684x684, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2738707

dat boy fillin dat seat UP i tell you what boy

 No.2738708

*uses a butter kife to make a pb&j*
*wipes it off with a napkin and places it back in the silverware drawer*

 No.2738709

>>2738708
me type shit

 No.2738710

>>2738708
>>2738709
diabolical behaviour

 No.2738711

time to throw 3-5 ow games to finish my dailies

 No.2738712

its up

 No.2738713

do you think people pee primarily because they want to or because they have to?

 No.2738714


 No.2738715

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 No.2738718

narcos had special ops guys with special ops gear for a long time now

 No.2738719

>>2738700
not if i bang your dad first

 No.2738720

we really should date homeless girls

 No.2738721

the only homeless girls i see are really old scary looking black grannies who smell like rotten urine and yell a lot

 No.2738722

>>2738721
sounds like a perfect fit for most of you fuckwits

 No.2738723

>>2738717
this is standard sg97 gear
i worked along side a covert group like this in fallujah

 No.2738724

>>2738723
thank you for your service o7

 No.2738725

i dont think mom would like it if i started dating homeless girls

 No.2738726

feel real conflicted about letting mexicans in because on one hand mexico is hell on earth and i wouldnt want to live there either but on the other hand its mexicans fault that it ended up the way it is

 No.2738727

i want to accelerate so i say let them all in

 No.2738728

let them in as citizens or illegals?

 No.2738729

i want to accelerate me getting a spicy latina wife so lets get some of those mamacitas up in here ayayay

 No.2738730

>>2738729
+1 to this one ive been getting a taste on kick recently but im going to need the real deal sooner rather than later

 No.2738731

>>2738728
as sex slaves

 No.2738732


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 No.2738736

no one who describes themselves as a good person is a good person and you can put that on big G

 No.2738737

>>2738734
thats me im that oppa

 No.2738738

believe its top G and not big G

 No.2738739

9.81m/s^2?

 No.2738740


 No.2738741

gods a switch

 No.2738742


 No.2738743

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 No.2738744

quit porn NOW

 No.2738745

>>2738742
yooooooo

 No.2738746

things im good at:

 No.2738747

crazy how he really was out there and he scored the winning goal

 No.2738748

need my nigger father to turn the fucking tv volume down

 No.2738749

dadwhingespam hours

 No.2738750


 No.2738751

got all my shit done time to game

 No.2738752

>>2738751
you forgot one thing man!

 No.2738753

File: 1771886306863.jpg (5.61 KB, 154x74, Untitled.jpg)

i forgot two things

fuck!

 No.2738754

Frozen meatballs shipped to Aldi stores across the country are being recalled due to potential contamination with “metal fragments

 No.2738755

are people really so lazy they buy frozen meatballs

 No.2738756

i bet id buy frozen meatballs if i was an adult with a job and had to take care of myself

 No.2738757

whats wrong with frozen meatballs

 No.2738758

>>2738757
they have metal fragments in them bro!

 No.2738759

File: 1771886617723.jpg (143.68 KB, 1612x1003, HBks7gTWgAApbLF.jpg)


 No.2738760

making your own meatballs is super cheap easy tasty takes like 15min and you can make a bunch in bulk then freeze them for yourself

 No.2738761

im getting gookpressed…

 No.2738762

>>2738759
god shes such a lil goon trigger

 No.2738763

>>2738762
got any good goon material from her

 No.2738764


 No.2738765

>>2738761
i told you man! this shit is dangerous to watch

 No.2738766

>>2738761
i reported this video

 No.2738767

can i just rip off a skin tag

 No.2738768

wait hold up
she fucks that cat?
aint no way

 No.2738769

File: 1771887213854.jpeg (508.85 KB, 1440x1800, 3836655135547838753_2026-….jpeg)

whats the cure for gookpression…

 No.2738770

>>2738769
gookicide

 No.2738771


 No.2738772

File: 1771887376402.mp4 (2.14 MB, 1771885286011173.mp4)

croatian offices look so crazy

 No.2738773

tadaima~

 No.2738774

i buy frozen meatballs because theyre cheaper than ground beef per pound
and theyre already cooked so you just have to do them for 5 minutes in the air fryer

 No.2738775

>>2738774
hows the metal taste

 No.2738776

bro CANNOT STOP mentioning his air fryer holy FUCK

 No.2738777


 No.2738778

>>2738776
-posted by some poor niggerboy who is without an air fryer

 No.2738779

air fryer is a huge game changer for keto
its athene levels of clicking

 No.2738780

i could never live without carbs

 No.2738781

>>2738780
your belly is rotund

 No.2738782

>>2738781
well i dont see what that has to do…

 No.2738783


 No.2738784

File: 1771887926851.png (2.02 MB, 1159x1145, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2738785

have you guys ever bought those generic converse copy shoes from amazon are they any good

 No.2738786

amazon basics… shoes?

 No.2738787

>>2738785
cmon man get some real chucks

 No.2738788

real chucks cost 3x$

 No.2738789

im a stinky freakzii and i need to be cleaned

 No.2738790

we need to have hose down seshs at the mansion where the sloppy babybros can just go and get hosed off regularly

 No.2738791

how about you get some workboots

 No.2738792

>>2738785
yeah theyre really good better than the originals actually

 No.2738793

when im stressed my desire to fuck or jack off or even look at porn goes to zero

 No.2738794

think im gonna read akumetsu

 No.2738795

blast me with the hose man

 No.2738796

ripped a lil ass here

 No.2738797

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 No.2738798

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 No.2738799

hol up french fry pizza?

 No.2738800

>>2738793
for me its so opposite

 No.2738801

>>2738780
this statement is the worst kind of false
that is to say scientifically false

 No.2738802

i fucking love science

 No.2738803

>>2738800
we're like that monkey in the chair with the stimulation button in front of it

 No.2738804

some wise scientist once told me you can kiss yourself in the mirror but only on your lips

 No.2738805

hot…

 No.2738806

File: 1771889124748.png (749.19 KB, 1170x1611, ClipboardImage.png)

post it again brapper

 No.2738807

>>2738806
how deep is that man

 No.2738808


 No.2738809

been alging a bunch of watch vids now that i have new straps and i cant stop clicking on them ugh
my next watch in like 10 years is probably gonna be a james bond omega though

 No.2738811

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 No.2738812

>>2738811
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah what is that man this gook really put fries on a piece of bread and called it a za

 No.2738813

fries on bread? thats a burger

 No.2738814

thats indian food its naan taak daahl

 No.2738815

for me its the jaeger lecoultre reverso

 No.2738816

square watches just aint it man

 No.2738817

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 No.2738818

ketofuck: better not be putting fries on a za boy

 No.2738819

lol

 No.2738820

incel ahh watch

 No.2738821

fries on pizza could be a keto cheatday

 No.2738822

dont trust keypads whose first number is 7

 No.2738823

keto would be like a eggcrust or almond keto crust pizza with onion rings on it instead of fries

 No.2738824

performative foid pretending to GET burial

 No.2738825

i listened to burial the other day and i didnt get it

 No.2738826


 No.2738827

>>2738825
u performative or nah?

 No.2738828

best /mu/core album is ITCOTCK

 No.2738829

>>2738828
most performative you mean

 No.2738830

that album makes me sick to my stomach
im into lysf

 No.2738831

it
cot = caverns of time from wow
ck = chaos knight from dota

 No.2738832

caverns of time are wild like what is all that about

 No.2738833

*fires up wow*

 No.2738834

world of warcraft? hoooo boy the amount of stories i could tell you!

 No.2738835

i really like hospice and deathconsciousness

 No.2738836

>>2738832
*slides you the 10 minute unskippable quest*

 No.2738837

>>2738829
no thats trout mask replica and hell i like beefheart

 No.2738838

*jumps up and down and screeches like a spider monkey*

 No.2738839

>>2738838
pad….

 No.2738840

*invades iran*

 No.2738841

asuka got owned man

 No.2738842

File: 1771890644905.jpg (39.25 KB, 783x217, Untitled.jpg)

HOOOOOOOO BOY ONLY 3 MOTHAFUCKIN DAYS TO GO

 No.2738843

first of all there are two asukas plus clones now
secondly rei and misato and ritsuko got owned more when u really think about it
and third of all

 No.2738844

the 70's were the most performative era in human history we had niggas putting together big band dissonancecore orchestras and naming their shit like trout mask replica and everyone pretended to like it

 No.2738845

youre going to get horde neighbors
theyre going to be loud
theyre going to lower your property value

 No.2738846

misato just dying in every single retelling is kinda fucked tbh

 No.2738847

i feel like troll and tauren players are mostly respectable and would make decent neighbors
actually there are a lot of loud obnoxious performative nwords on the alliance side too lets not play around here

 No.2738848

the horde? all respectful niggas

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 No.2738850

yeah like id want a GEEZECOG gnome ass neighbor making a shitton of racket all day long

 No.2738851

>>2738849
aw hell naw theyre like 50 years old now

 No.2738852

>>2738849
didnt jake paul beat both of them

 No.2738853

damn theyre poppin off

 No.2738854


 No.2738855

File: 1771891027122.jpg (479 KB, 1755x921, Untitled.jpg)

what the hell man some horde niggers came in and spun my house around while i was logged out

 No.2738856

told you them horde are gonna fuck that neighborhood up

 No.2738857

house got spun 😂😂😂😂😂😂
oh lawd have mercy 💀💀💀💀 what a prank

 No.2738858

not going to reveal my power level and talk politics with normies anymore

 No.2738859

can you really wreck other peoples houses in wow?
if so i may sub and play wow for the first time ever

 No.2738860

that does in fact change things up a bit
i may become a wowfuck

 No.2738861

i already knew you were a wowfuck when i first laid eyes on you

 No.2738862

No Housing Destruction: Because player housing (like garrison buildings) is instanced and unchangeable by others, you cannot grief it.

 No.2738863

but you can turn their houses around and fuck shit up

 No.2738864

its up

 No.2738865

File: 1771891776441.gif (72.51 KB, 339x498, fat-long-cat.gif)

he lied about his house getting griefed?

 No.2738866

what the fuck?

 No.2738867

File: 1771891817268.jpg (56.09 KB, 497x491, Untitled.jpg)

turn this on man

 No.2738868

wowfuck just hit a new low with that one

 No.2738869

yeah that was kinda fucked ngl

 No.2738870

just got home when is amlitzer streaming -46h

 No.2738871

*pops on war mode*
*enters wowfreaks home*

 No.2738872

File: 1771891895463.gif (1.81 MB, 250x328, fat-cat.gif)


 No.2738873

bro got a gif on his pc named fat-cat

 No.2738874

File: 1771891966149.gif (2.28 MB, 266x374, cat-leaf.gif)

>>2738873
>bro got a gif on his pc named fat-cat

 No.2738875

DAMN YOU WOWFUCK YOU FOOLED ME AGAIN

 No.2738876


 No.2738877

but do he have a gif called fat-cat-leaf?

 No.2738878

File: 1771892089131.gif (4.49 MB, 208x374, orange-cat.gif)

wowfuck here check out this video of my cat freaking out vowing to avenge me after he found out my house got griefed

 No.2738879

that cat is as real as the chinese robots

 No.2738880

File: 1771892257414.jpeg (351.93 KB, 1191x1585, 3839126922169793010_2026-….jpeg)


 No.2738881

File: 1771892337981.jpg (22.9 KB, 484x541, Screenshot_2026-02-24_01-1….jpg)

kbros we now know 1000 gooky words
on to the next 1000

 No.2738882

File: 1771892356878.gif (3.38 MB, 572x640, chihuahua-lashes.gif)


 No.2738883


 No.2738884

how to resist getting fast food

 No.2738885

i mean nato strap just looks goofy with that wraparound even if its the most practical

 No.2738886


 No.2738887

>>2738884
be poor

 No.2738888

>>2738884
trade your car in for a scooter

 No.2738889

>>2738881
look at all those young words

 No.2738890

knock all your teeth out with a pipe or bat
you wont want to eat anything

 No.2738891

gooks are so funny man

 No.2738892

>>2738891
saw this on twitter

 No.2738893

i ate 12 little muffins today

 No.2738894

>>2738893
your belly is rotund

 No.2738895

>>2738893
big fat fuck

 No.2738896

it was only like 1300 calories worth they were mini size

 No.2738897

File: 1771892808033.gif (3.14 MB, 498x431, sammy-sammyclassicsonicfan.gif)

gooks arent funny quit saying that!!!!!!

 No.2738898

gleep lets get a snow update are you trapped in 7 feet of snow

 No.2738899

>>2738889
they are getting slow cooked they are gonna turn into fine milfs soon

 No.2738900

File: 1771892858672.png (951.08 KB, 1104x613, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2738901

just think of how many words wed know if we started our anki decks in 2014 like we said we were gonna

 No.2738902

bro gleep has been without electricity since the last blizzard hes cut off from the rest of the world

 No.2738903

crazy that sammy is 35 yers old with grey hair now

 No.2738904

>>2738901
today is the youngest ill ever be or whatever that village nippy said

 No.2738905

so wait
mari was as old as shinjis mom in the past but then through anno magic she rewinded her body to become 20 years younger and groomed shinji to make him happy and let him touch her huge boobs?????????

 No.2738906

crazy that i myself am 35 with grey hair also

 No.2738907

im 35 but i aint got no fuckin hair

 No.2738908

>>2738904
that villager was so wise

 No.2738909

i hate mari but even i cant deny her boobage

 No.2738910

File: 1771892968003.jpg (536.71 KB, 1440x1800, 491458502_1834268622409241….jpg)

its monday night
and you know what we do on monday night

 No.2738911

i cant be the only guy that thinks mari is the best girl

 No.2738912

>>2738911
oh no bro…..
anno…..

 No.2738913

>>2738910
i would FUCK her

 No.2738914

if my dad only knew how close he came to being killed by me today hooo boy

 No.2738915

you could never commit patricide you dont have that dawg in you

 No.2738916

File: 1771893186626.webp (178.23 KB, 683x519, Legacy_of_the_Damned_TCG.webp)

YOUVE TOLD ME TO GET A JOB FOR THE LAST TIME

 No.2738917

just for the record because we have some actually unhinged posters here, let the records show that i denounce this dude murdering his dad and i did everything in my power to stop him from the other side of the world

 No.2738918

toot do be cooperating with the feds

 No.2738919

alright lets go meditate and pray before things get out of hand

 No.2738920

once you go months without eating ice cream then try it again it freezes the fuck out of your mouth

 No.2738921

everyone in the comm do need to be nice to their family and pets and neighbors

 No.2738922

gonna ragebait my stupid chud dog

 No.2738923

the comm is out of control today

 No.2738924

>>2738920
ive heard that and also if you dont eat candy for a while then candy tastes overwhelmingly sweet and not good

 No.2738925

THE TIME FOR TALKING HAS PASSED
NOW IS THE TIME FOR ACTION
DAAAAAAAAAAD YOU ARE ABOUT TO FEEL MY WRATH YOU WILL LEARN TO FEAR YOUR SON

 No.2738926


 No.2738927

hmm maybe i should start wearing a watch

 No.2738928

>>2738917
i would like the record to show that this was posted on opposite day

 No.2738929

your honor the record is compromised

 No.2738930

File: 1771893890744.jpg (193.5 KB, 1359x1742, HBx5tN0WYAAGfUD.jpg)


 No.2738931


 No.2738932

we should get into the terran tactical john wick stuff

 No.2738933

File: 1771894092401.png (1.94 MB, 1320x1707, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2738934


 No.2738935

>>2738933
liberals are so stupid man

 No.2738936

start eating almonds

 No.2738937

https://x.com/evangelion_co/status/2025875659885810112

wtf they announced the new evangelion on the day after we finished watching it as a comm (today)

 No.2738938

hol up theyre remaking eva for the 5th time?

 No.2738939

File: 1771894443387.jpg (151.2 KB, 1179x1572, 555451002_1832345044924026….jpg)


 No.2738940

lets see my half asian son? his name will be armando
my half asiaan daughter? priscilla

 No.2738941


 No.2738942

crossbreed priscilla…

 No.2738943

crossbreed priscilla…

 No.2738944

stop leering at my half asian daughter priscilla

 No.2738945


 No.2738946

balatro is fun but it isnt a game that should cost $11

im thinking its more around the $5 spot

 No.2738947

>>2738945
yeah its wild
-someone- well connected in japan must be monitoring this comm very closely to sync up like that

 No.2738948

balatro is too much numbers for a guy like me

 No.2738949

>Series composition and script by Yoko Taro

 No.2738950

maybe ill go to okinawa and try to learn karate at the ripe old age of 37

 No.2738951

>>2738946
keep playing it lil bro
its a 30 bucks game

 No.2738952

the world is an evil cruel place

 No.2738953

File: 1771895096500.jpg (732.08 KB, 1920x1040, The.Karate.Kid.2.1986.1080….jpg)


 No.2738954

i feel like anime has left me behind

 No.2738955

*parks 2 aircraft carriers next to your territory*
*opens up the trade menu*
yeah im gonna need you to give me your oil and and switch your civics to emancipation and universal suffrage or i attack

 No.2738956

>>2738953
the karate kid he had a jap gf didnt he
i regret not doing things that would put me around asian girls as a kid so much

 No.2738957

nunime stinks but we'll always have the 90s and 00s

 No.2738958

File: 1771895272222.webm (4 MB, 720x1280, 1771809255089576.webm)


 No.2738959

>>2738955
*gives you all my barrels of oil but hides a nuclear warhead in the middle of them*
okay here you go
*detonates it after you loaded it up and carried it back*

 No.2738960

File: 1771895279662.jpg (514.12 KB, 1920x1040, The.Karate.Kid.2.1986.1080….jpg)

>>2738956
she was hella cute too

 No.2738961

>>2738960
great now im japdep

 No.2738962

the coin pusher game from the balatro devs is coming out soon btw

 No.2738963

File: 1771895346507.mp4 (326.94 KB, ku27vp627zkg1.mp4)

hol the fuck up

 No.2738964

>>2738959
nothing stops the mail

 No.2738965

>>2738963
living here would be a nonstop vomit

 No.2738966

toon stream karate kid and karate kid 2 and skip the 3rd one and the hilary swank one and the jackie chan ones and then stream cobra kai entire series

 No.2738967

the coin pusher demo made my pc crazy hot i cant play that

 No.2738968

the balatro dev is just one guy and hes working on balatro 1.1
whats the coin pusher game?

 No.2738969

>>2738963
wowfucks really look at this and say 'hol the fuck up'

 No.2738970

ive had enough

 No.2738971

>>2738970
dadkillerbro…

 No.2738972

incels are rising up?

 No.2738973

they have a real life coin pusher thing at the beer shack and its filled with nickles and dimes

 No.2738974


 No.2738975

the more i think about the more i get mad that they completely disrespected my girl ritsuko im fuming im fed up
everyone else gets a moment of fun or a quick smooch or in some cases hot sweaty s*x
meanwhile ritsuko just gets shit on and constant unhappiness the whole time its not right its just not right

 No.2738976


 No.2738977

crazy that they put gambling machines anywhere nowadays

 No.2738978

File: 1771895721121.png (1.02 MB, 1440x900, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2738979

>>2738973
is that where the phrase nickel and dimes comes from

 No.2738980

i have draftkings gambling machine on my computer and cell phone

 No.2738981

oh nvm its the from same publisher not dev

 No.2738982

from the

 No.2738983

i never watch stuff with the lights off anymore
wonder when i stopped doing that

 No.2738984

why can't we make a game

 No.2738985

we dont have that dawg in us

 No.2738986

i dont know how to make a game if i made one real gamers would instantly break it and cheese whatever i came up with

 No.2738987

i do
none of you do tho

 No.2738988

this is gonna be us with our bald head and neetbeard

 No.2738989

i made a vn in renpy once

 No.2738990

were going to start growing and selling pot
there are no rules in this country anymore

 No.2738991

>>2738988
american varg

 No.2738992

i made a really basic clicker game in js the skills are coming together

 No.2738993

every game gets broken by nerds
balatro gets mega broken with weird infinite gibberish 7.55e19 scores and stuff

 No.2738994

File: 1771896181881.webp (18.84 KB, 780x439, new-saunders.webp)

>>2738988
wish i could grow a beard like that
mines all patchy and looks like shit like kingcobras

 No.2738995

yeah nigga
get sum corners, start slangin, gang bangin

 No.2738996


 No.2738997

*hits a lick*

 No.2738998

>>2738995
no i will build my clientele by getting some shitty restaurant or construction job and just slowly start selling tiny little bits

 No.2738999

nobody is here for me nobody is my side im all alone

 No.2739000

File: 1771896438545.webm (229.77 KB, 248x248, 2025991089966952448.webm)


 No.2739001

>>2738999
im here for you

 No.2739002

File: 1771896483954.png (384.77 KB, 1024x691, 1a6-4089218018.png)


 No.2739003

>>2738996
hol up where can i get some cartel merch

 No.2739004

>>2739000
me on the left getting ready the sock the furry who is nuzzling my crotch (im not gay)

 No.2739005


 No.2739006

>>2739004
thats why u dont fw dl guys
always on some psycho shit

 No.2739007

>>2739005
damn thats crazy

 No.2739008

brappa: ok mistuh pad put your hands up against this tree
pad: 😵

 No.2739009

hunny nunny
doo doo doo doo do doo
oh yummy yummy
doo doo doo doo do doo
you are my padder boy!
and you got me brapping you~

 No.2739010


 No.2739011

sigh this song always reminds me of pad

 No.2739012

miss that lil nigga

 No.2739013

white people be like my pad Loves when i blow weed smoke in his ears

 No.2739014

how would something like this function in america where everyone is a 500lb land whale on disability

 No.2739015

>>2739005
trannies spend way too much time on their computers

 No.2739016

File: 1771897107351.png (529.2 KB, 540x808, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2739017

>>2739014
hate performative couples like this

 No.2739018

*alex honnold voice*

and thats when i encountered the gookfreak problem

 No.2739019


 No.2739020

?????????

 No.2739021

alex hon old ??

 No.2739022

alex heroes of newerth

 No.2739023

i push my fingers into my eyes

 No.2739024

dont…

 No.2739025

my gender is so ambiguous and im so androgynous that other people dont know what i am and even i dont know what i am

 No.2739026

>>2739025
so what do i call you

 No.2739027

youre a retarded guy and everyone can tell

 No.2739028

File: 1771897546641.png (517.32 KB, 800x800, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2739029

File: 1771897567823.jpg (66.38 KB, 469x700, 1416660458682.jpg)


 No.2739030

>>2739025
thats so cool

 No.2739031

ambiguous?
is that like big chungus?

 No.2739032

File: 1771897661563.jpeg (65.16 KB, 518x689, 3839213564360180647_2026-….jpeg)

two things i love

 No.2739033

big chungus big chungus

 No.2739034

>>2739029
only afabs can achieve true androgyny because masculinity is such an overpowering force

 No.2739035

please dont use tranny lingo here

 No.2739036

what about that one swedish guy nippon is obsessed with?

 No.2739037

>>2739027
you 35 years old jerking your 5 incher to wmaf porn on the daily how bout you focus on your own paper lil bro

 No.2739038

>>2739037
touch a nerve? lol

 No.2739039


 No.2739040

crazy how i knew that was bladee cuz i recognise the album cover

 No.2739041

File: 1771897913962.png (1.07 MB, 1000x1017, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2739042


 No.2739043

thats insane that you recognized an album cover

 No.2739044

why 5 incher?
why give him that much credit?

 No.2739045

>>2739034
they would be hot as either gender

 No.2739046

you trannys are so delusional these socalled androgynous people youre posting very obviously look like the sex that they are

 No.2739047

>>2739041
actually makeups doing a lot of the heavy lifting here

 No.2739048

>>2739041
he looks like hausofdecline

 No.2739049

our pips are so big that a fiver is comically small to us here

 No.2739050

its crazy how long the average 162 penis is

 No.2739051

even a 7 incher is comically small to a guy like me

 No.2739052

im micro

 No.2739053

you guys are retards
5 inches is larger than average

 No.2739054

hi micro im dad

 No.2739055

im 5 and change actually

 No.2739056

🔨

 No.2739057

>>2739055
clocked

 No.2739058

>>2739048
tab back into bluesky haus

 No.2739059

File: 1771898140507.jpg (63.02 KB, 564x277, Untitled.jpg)

*wheeze*

 No.2739060


 No.2739061

lil bros name is dogzilla lol

 No.2739062

he got that dog in him

 No.2739063


 No.2739064


 No.2739065

>>2739029
if female: looking good beautiful!
if male: HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

 No.2739066

>>2739064
breathe out

 No.2739067

CALL ME EXPARAGUS

 No.2739068

dad just called me uh oh it might be belt time

 No.2739069

thought we killed that guy

 No.2739070

not yet

 No.2739071

ignoring his yelling my name for now

 No.2739072

lets not kill people

 No.2739073

wow hes actually still going just leave me alone fat fuck

 No.2739074

lol

 No.2739075

having a strained but respectful relationship with dad is what evangelion is all about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUrwawRFH7A

 No.2739076

knowing fat people must be crazy

 No.2739077

alright he finally stopped yelling my name talk about a cortisol spike why wont he get the hint that he needs to just leave me alone until i leave

 No.2739078


 No.2739079

to-do-list for tomorrw:
go to garage and get the hammer

 No.2739080

File: 1771899026020.png (63.55 KB, 983x275, ClipboardImage.png)

tentative streaming schedule

 No.2739081

*opens the stream*
*its laggy as fuck*

 No.2739082

>>2739080
when are you streaming the new post rebuild evangelion series

 No.2739083

>>2739039
drain season

 No.2739084

feeling more crazy than ive felt in a long long while

 No.2739085

File: 1771899370875.jpg (83.79 KB, 780x780, 20250520_105754.jpg)

>>2739082
bro, that was announced like today. i'll stream it when it comes out eventually.

 No.2739086


 No.2739087

>>2739085
u think its gonna be a banger like 2.22 and eoe or nah

 No.2739088

File: 1771899686709.png (3.65 MB, 2000x2000, 1715321378066014.png)

>>2739087
i think it will be entertaining, but i doubt it will hold a candle to the og series.

 No.2739089

>>2739088
THE STREAMS LAGGING LIKE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

 No.2739090

might do the
>now yous cant leave
thing to my dad and lock the door to his room before i smack him up

 No.2739091

am fix the fucking stream

 No.2739092

File: 1771899945165.jpg (534.79 KB, 801x1200, 1716712004327144.jpg)

>>2739089
yeah, 25% dropped frames. let me switch my vpn server real quick. might need to refresh the stream, idk.

 No.2739093

File: 1771900017882.png (475.37 KB, 482x637, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2739094

hows my favorite nigga going

 No.2739095

you just know an esl retard made that meme

 No.2739096

>>2739090
u need a kaworu to heal u before u do something u might regret

 No.2739097

how do you guys lace your shoes

 No.2739098

i lace them once then just slip them off and on

 No.2739099

miss when esls were mostly east euros or brazilians at worst

 No.2739100

am your shitfuck stream is lagging again

 No.2739101

precious few euros online anymore

 No.2739102

u_u

 No.2739103

ugh i want to take fern to the big ball….

 No.2739104

crazy how the gaybros here are all thinking "ugh i want stark to take me to the big ball…"

 No.2739105

File: 1771900583942.png (1.04 MB, 1853x2340, 1721065410042140.png)

>>2739097
are we talking oxfords or just sneakers/boots? you are supposed to lace them up differently.
>>2739100
i haven't had any more dropped frames though?

 No.2739106


 No.2739107

i know how to lace up oxfords but the way ive been lacing up regular shoes and boots my whole life is different from how shoes come from the manufacturer

 No.2739108

in the night i beep u like im r2d2

 No.2739109

File: 1771900971786.png (613.29 KB, 1365x379, ClipboardImage.png)

got a big lineup on the homepage for tonight fellas

 No.2739110

>>2739109
shit up the thread with them links bro!

 No.2739111

>>2739109
i wish something really really bad would happen to you

 No.2739112

its up

 No.2739113

draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

 No.2739114

>>2739109
hooooo boy

 No.2739115

File: 1771901091761.png (2.29 MB, 2179x1167, ClipboardImage.png)

oops

hooooooo boy

 No.2739116

>>2739115
link me that asmon bro

 No.2739117


 No.2739118

cause like from the store shoes always come laced from the outside in but i take the lace out then redo it so its from the inside out

 No.2739119

how was jeffry friends with so many people

 No.2739120

>>2739118
i think eithers fine right

 No.2739121

>>2739119
he was great at just being himself

 No.2739122

wish i could just be myself

 No.2739123

*gulp*

end of thread soon

 No.2739124

cant wait for tomorrow

 No.2739125


 No.2739126

you can be yourself all you want but it deff helps if someone is dropping millis in your bank acc

 No.2739127

a million dollars is a helluva social lubricant

 No.2739128

https://x.com/emeriticus/status/2026017657451958715
holy fuck our racoon goddess is a magichead

 No.2739129

shes so performative youre not actually falling for her schtick are you

 No.2739130

blizzard warning

 No.2739131

i dont worship raccoons but i did see a skunk walking across the road last night it was really cute

 No.2739132

you can keep skunks as pets i found out theyre friendly

 No.2739133

coon pet…

 No.2739134

so jealous of our ancestors a thousand years from now keeping fully domesticated raccoons and skunks and foxes as pets

 No.2739135

bro you can do that right now! just pluck the stink sac off the skunk and youre good to go! people already do it!

 No.2739136

brap

 No.2739138


 No.2739139

STRANDED

 No.2739160

wtf



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