No.2721525
parents do that
No.2721526
crazy how more people dont exploit the parents do that loophole
No.2721527
wish my parents did more shit for me except the bare fucking minimum
No.2721528
the bare minimum is enough for us
No.2721529
dad just got home with food and said he texted me to ask if i wanted any but he didnt actually text me -__-
No.2721530
i remember the first time my parents brought food and didnt have any for me it hurt so bad
No.2721531
>>2721530got your ass lmao
No.2721532
yeah well hes gonna get it soon now that hes old and his shit doesnt work im so close to actually beating the shit out of him
No.2721533
i can already hear his performative cries of pain followed by impotent moments of decroded machismo as he tries to like grab me or kick at me while hes on the floor until i give him another pull powered kick to his stupid old stomach or i stomp on his fucked up knees
No.2721534
😬
No.2721535
>>2721533what is blud on about
No.2721536
and each stomp im gonna say remember when you said youd fix my watch and you didnt? remember when you said youd get me a new pc and you didnt? remember when you said youd get me a car and you didnt? remember when you said youd send me to college and you didnt? remember when you said youd always support me and you didnt you never did? remember when you only cared about yourself and didnt do anything for your son? well now im breaking your fucking legs you selfish old fuck
No.2721537
why were we talking about this? oh right burgers
No.2721538
just caught myself tard smiling thinking about beating the shit out of my dad lol
No.2721539
mom was texting my old number for 2 years and she didnt even realize it
No.2721540
mom is so pon
No.2721541
mom is just genuinely a fucking idiot
she didnt know you had to brush the back sides of your teeth and had to have multiple adult teeth pulled because of it
No.2721542
wait you have to brush the back of your teeth?
No.2721543
i didnt brush my teeth for like 5 years and my teeth are completely fine
No.2721546
literally never heard that shit before
No.2721547
video game music went down hill after the midi era
No.2721548
top 10 gayest for sure
No.2721549
>>2721546bro you never played ace attorney??
No.2721550
i never knew ace attorney was a real game
No.2721552
i like to imagine our parents posting on facebook about how they mess with us, like their version of 162 😂
No.2721554
>>2721551good mugi… tuesday?
No.2721555
mugis twin tugi
No.2721557
torn between saying something nice and supportive and something mean and toxic
No.2721558
>>2721556bro i think you were locked in baby jail
No.2721559
>>2721557do the sandwich technique where you sandwich a supportive statement between 2 mean ones
No.2721560
>>2721556would rather kill myself than go golfing with a bunch of wagies happy for you BITCH
No.2721561
>>2721556crazy how i could send this picture to rainbolt and he could find your location in 30 seconds or less
No.2721563
i have cwippewing depweshun
No.2721565
ill give you something to be crippled about
No.2721566
if i saw that big nosed jew filming on the side of the road id walk straight through his shot
No.2721567
apex legends would be so cool and fun if the matchmaking wasnt specifically designed to give you two retards that have seemingly unbound their shoot button if you are even half decent at the game
No.2721568
AHHHHH WHY DIDNT I GET A NEW PC LAST YEAR EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE NOW!!!!!!!
No.2721569
@grok why didnt that guy get a new pc last year
No.2721571
i heard its just gonna keep getting more and more expensive and companies will try to use that to force cloud gaming on us
No.2721572
attention nigger retards the super bowl is this week which means if you havent preordered your wings youre running out of time
No.2721573
the prebuilts i was looking at after black friday are still the same price
No.2721574
>>2721572dad better order the wings man or im gonna be pissed
No.2721575
ive had an extra hard drive ive been meaning to install in my prebuilt for like a year now
i think i had to get an additional shelf or some shit for it? i dont really remember there was some bullshit