No.2711302
cant believe we are currently living through fern
No.2711305
>>2711301need a girl like this to cuddle up with and stay warm
No.2711309
theres no way his middle name is john
john trump
No.2711310
johnny trump
No.2711311
my name is also john
No.2711313
john madden
No.2711314
how come roberts dont use bob anymore
its always bobby or robby
No.2711315
dick went out of fashion
No.2711318
dick season
No.2711319
im trans
No.2711321
>>2711320omo need this but she needs to use her heels
No.2711323
my ultimate fantasy is about 10 of those japanese wrestling girls just beating the crap out of me
but cutely
No.2711324
>>2711316she sounds like a fucking idiot
No.2711326
chaewon get inside now!
its gonna be -40 at night
No.2711328
she makes out with that dog man
No.2711329
fern goin off right now its cold as hell
No.2711330
>>2711328its just some quick cute ppoppos man its nbd
No.2711340
seulbyun
No.2711341
>>2711316that softspoken fob accent… yeah, i definitely need one like that for q3
No.2711342
>>2711337can you not be a disgusting niggerfaggot for one fucking day just slit your wrists arleady man i hope you die in this niggertastic storm man
No.2711345
6 7
No.2711349
just saw a clip where okayu and gigi became fwbs…
No.2711352
think i need a new mouse
No.2711353
>>2711352you need a new face more than anything you mieskeit
No.2711354
catch me on hacker news posting with negative karma
No.2711359
in 14 hours
it got delayed because of rain
No.2711360
birds chirping wind is high might be my last day on earth if that protection spell doesnt hold
No.2711362
love cringe love drump
No.2711365
>>2711363what is all that stuff
No.2711366
>>2711365cum mixed with lube from about 10 different men
No.2711367
women are so gross
No.2711368
+1 give me a shitfilled male asshole anyday
No.2711369
guess ill take a shit and watch borg vs mcenroe
No.2711370
maybe ill do drugs and clean the house and play video games
No.2711373
https://www.reddit.com/r/law/s/996mtHnbboalright magatards time to explain how i didnt just watch a pack of niggers mug and murder someone
No.2711374
uhhh maybe now is a bad time to join ice
No.2711376
parliament got owned????
No.2711378
damn january is almost over and new year is in 11 months…
No.2711379
>>2711377idk man the textless version kinda carries more
No.2711380
did they kIiiIIiiIlll that guy are you fuuUuUuUcking kidding me dood
No.2711382
hol up someone got kiiikiii'd?
No.2711383
>>2711373i cant figure out where the first shot came from
seems like an accidental discharge that spooked the other guys but who did it
No.2711384
has someone made a webby of her saying dont fuck with me from this morning yet i dont really wanna do it myself
No.2711388
>>2711385if you buy this garbo you're literally retarded
No.2711389
epic memes haha
No.2711390
>>2711388+1 relax time line exists at a similar price point
No.2711392
>>2711373personally if i was in this situation (even though i wouldnt be because im not a domestic terrorist) i would just put my hands up and not resist arrest instead of trying to fight 8 ice guys with guns
No.2711395
>>2711392youll be labeled a domestic terrorist when the dems get back in power dont worry chud
No.2711396
>>2711392and what would you do if 8 niggers started mugging you and raping your wife
No.2711397
>>2711396well fortunately the law is on my side and says that im allowed to aim for an 8 headshot combo
No.2711399
>>2711398buddy is going hard in the motherfucking paint
No.2711400
ice blasted another somalian warlord?
No.2711401
in the middle of frozen hurricane fern?
after the miami hurricanes lost the natty?
No.2711402
>>2711400This was literally an execution—full stop.
Hope everyone sees that the war has begun. This is why Americans have the second amendment. Will you sit back and do nothing while the regime terrorizes and murders people?
No.2711403
literally just like star wars
No.2711404
redditor watches too many marvel movies
tries to resist 8 armed ice agents and gets magdumped
many such cases
No.2711406
toot dont tell me to lurk more its making me angry
No.2711407
and you wouldnt like me when im angry
No.2711408
i dont like you period so whatever
No.2711409
TOOT
its freakin COLD man
No.2711411
>>2711410why do you act like this
No.2711414
i think its time we rebelled
No.2711416
dark souls is so cool
whoever created this shit is a genius
No.2711417
the souls games were garbage up until dark souls 3
No.2711418
dark souls? now thats a franchise i hope they make a dark souls 4
No.2711419
up until sekiro*
No.2711420
hmmmmmm
wrong
No.2711421
sekiro wasnt a souls game retard
No.2711423
*boots up lies of p*
No.2711424
demon souls : pretty good
dark souls 1 : awesome as hell
dark souls 2 : ugly as hell
bloodborne : awesome as hell
dark souls 3 : pretty good
elden ring : awesome as hell
No.2711425
>>2711411built different 😎
No.2711426
first time i dropped dark souls i went straight for the skeleton area and it was impossible
No.2711427
demon souls : awesome as hell
dark souls 1 : awesome as hell
dark souls 2 : awesome as hell
bloodborne : awesome as hell
dark souls 3 : awesome as hell
elden ring : awesome as hell
No.2711429
sekiro is the yiyi of the gaming world its dogshit and nigheads overglaze it
No.2711430
when is demon souls 2
No.2711431
i feel like im gonna need to shit my guts out in a few hours
No.2711432
elden shit aint awesome
No.2711433
best game ive ever played tied with bloodborne
No.2711434
elden shit is awesome its biggest problem is there's simply too much game miyazaki made it too epic
No.2711436
sneed to know what fromsoft is cookin up right now
all we've seen is a 3 minute trailer for vampire notbloodborne wahoo exclusive
No.2711437
dark souls rollslop is so dogshit
sekiro took the formula and actually made the gameplay fun
No.2711438
the ice men murdered some other guy
No.2711439
fun is overrated
No.2711440
sekiro doesnt even use the darksouls formulae it is not a soulslike it just has bonfires everything else about it is worse and shit
No.2711442
f is for fire, burn down the whole town
u is for uranium
bomb
n is for no surviiiivors
No.2711443
>>2711440its 95% the same game lil bro
No.2711445
>>2711443it plays nothing like a souls game it has more in common with tombraider and ratchet and clank
No.2711447
>>2711445when you say “plays like” do you mean the fast paced aggressive combat instead of the boring as fuck “roll-swing-wait” ad nauseam
or are you talking about the open ended, atmospheric exploration, subtle character and world building bookended with set piece challenging bosses?
No.2711448
gypsies are linking up?
No.2711449
i always thought romania was fancy
No.2711450
*unsheaths for 100 hours straight*
OMG BEST GAME EVUR
No.2711452
>>2711447when i say plays like i mean the basic bitch asscreed/tomb raider platforming and the reactive button mashing combat that uses enough window dressing to impress redditors and dad gamers into thinking theyre doing epic combos when theyre actually just waiting for the boss to stop guarding so they can hit them in linear puzzle combat fashion but without any of the depth of a darksouls or use of platforming mechanics of a rachet and clank or other platformer so the result is an on-rails "press x to–" lemme rephrase that "wait to press X to awesome" uninteresting puzzle fight
oh but it has bonfires so its "soulslike" shaaaad up
No.2711453
kinda crazy how the weatherniggers just blatantly lie time and time again and people still believe them
they started out saying omg were gonna get an inch of solid ice its the end times and now theyre like uh well get half an inch and it might just be all sleet
No.2711454
still dont know what sleet is
No.2711455
its rainsnow
No.2711456
bau bau(lowercase)
No.2711457
my endfield account is bricked i got 2 six stars one was the one they give away for free anyway and the other was a moid…
No.2711459
>>2711453hey man stand next to this freezing cold tree for a minute i got something to show you
No.2711461
finally some normal ass posters
No.2711462
i got a hangover
No.2711463
>>2711452“wait to press x to awesome” is literally all dark souls dodgeroll gameplay
No.2711464
sometimes i wish i went to college so i could wear the hoodies
one time i wore a university of penn hoodie to grocery shop and this guy stopped me and started talking about penn stuff i had to scurry away and never wore it again
No.2711466
>>2711465i bet this goes hard af if you have the brain of a toddler
No.2711467
yo youre wearing stolen valor alumni gear? not cool man
No.2711469
first saturday without football…
No.2711470
well i never thought id bump into some ivy leaguer in my lower middle class midwest town
No.2711471
went outside and the fern exploded :/
No.2711472
>>2711469and next week we dont even have a game at all
man this is grim
No.2711473
stream gamcenter cx NOW
No.2711474
ugh im definitely gonna have a swampy shit in a few hours and its gonna come about an hour after id like to be in bed
No.2711475
i feel like i should end it
No.2711478
i see why all the geeks in the 70s and 80s loved the apple ii, it looks incredibly easy to fuck around with
No.2711479
everything was tinkercore back then
now if you tinker make stuff you get executed
No.2711480
toot ban the tinkerer
No.2711482
>>2711474swamps are fine if youre playing mono black bro!
No.2711483
>>2711481damn did they remove the option for changing language on embeds or what
it just defaults to english when i was ready for japanese misutah biisuto
No.2711484
>>2711468hol' up zzz is an anime now?
No.2711485
>>2711483it was in arabic when i opened it and i never used that
No.2711486
when john and bjorns eyes meet for the first time in the locker room… damn. shia is such a great actor
No.2711491
>>2711488you just know ice has some dudes locked into niggertwisters
No.2711492
toot drop a discombobulator on the thread
No.2711493
>>2711489i literally just clicked this from my own separate alg thats crazy
No.2711494
>>2711490*discombobulates you*
No.2711500
>>2711489this is cringe and reddit af 💀
No.2711502
>>2711500*hexes you with constant thoughts of permanent oblivion*
No.2711504
>>2711502*blasts you int the face with my *discombobulator*
No.2711507
HOLY SHIT (has no idea what that is)
No.2711510
josh allen sucks bro
No.2711513
i cant handle this waking up at 2pm shit i need to be waking up at 4pm again
No.2711514
get more drunk
No.2711515
>>2711512this doesnt look good
No.2711516
gonna relax a lot today been doing too much lately
No.2711517
that one white homie who don't play bout the wonder years
No.2711518
what even happened? im assuming he took someones gun. the fact that they were pistol whipping him just before means he did something wild
No.2711521
>>2711518they took his gun and they capped his ass for having a gat
No.2711522
>>2711509>>2711510he's just a white dak prescott
No.2711523
dak is awesome and josh allen is even more awesome
No.2711524
>>2711512>libtards actively interfere with an arrest in progress >it goes wrongcolor me shocked
No.2711525
you can hear all the pussy whistles being blown to alert people ice are around
No.2711527
>>2711520this also reminds me of dak prescott for some reason
No.2711529
no way he just said just having a gun is something criminals do 💀
No.2711530
how the fuck is am a cel the dude doesnt look bad at all
No.2711532
is that am?
No.2711535
im getting mypillow ads on truth social lmao
No.2711536
how can we justify this murder of a citizen in broad daylight in the middle of the streets that was doing nothing magachads?
No.2711537
my pubes are growing back and they are itching up a storm in my pants
No.2711540
https://x.com/i/status/2015140208363090259the antifa sistas are getting uppity again
No.2711541
democrats get funded by wealthy people in wall street and silicon valley so they talk about social issues like migrants and gays to keep their base and donators happy. their 2008 recession response was to bail out corporations, give corporate subsidies, and buy toxic commodities with printed money
its a small 10-15% psyoped minority of voting chattel of women, soy men, lib boomers, and pocs that live in places like portland, california, new york city, with 0% working class support. any place like a shipyard, military base, or job site the enlightened proletariat will understand the need to remove illegal economic migrants and increase capital gains taxes, where as the HR office, schools, and DMV it is expected for there to be fat single mothers with BLM and fuck ICE painted on their face in support for amazon, microsoft, etc cheap labor
No.2711542
developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers
No.2711543
hmm interesting where is donald trump from again
No.2711545
donald j trump is a selfmade man with only a small loan of a million dollars from his father he
No.2711546
no fap
no porn
day 1️⃣1️⃣
No.2711547
>>2711546proud of you lil bro
No.2711549
i touched my dick yesterday but didn't fap so im at day 0.5
No.2711550
>>2711536if the first single shot that got fired was the guy with the gun it will be easily ok
No.2711552
drumpf's death squads are killing libtards and youre laughing?
No.2711553
it didnt look like the first shot was from the guy he just had a gun on him and got lit up and now antifa is attacking
No.2711554
gamers are losing internet in a polar vortex with artic airborne rivers i cant be distracted by the goings on in minnesota
- donal trump 2026
No.2711558
UFC 324: Gaethje vs. Pimblett
No.2711560
two no name niggas are gonna hop around a ring and do bad kickboxing? hol up
No.2711561
>>2711558FUCK man i should have gotten the sonic later!
No.2711562
damn i watched the vid and they actually did murder that guy lol the agent took his gun and then they just cartel'd him
No.2711565
need another ice age tbh that looks like a better map
No.2711566
i dont wanna freeze bro
No.2711567
its gonna be the ICE age lil pup
No.2711568
britain sweden and canada all gone 🤤🤤🤤🤤
No.2711570
love getting the 30 death russian duo on my team
No.2711571
a world without the great lakes is not a world i want to live in
No.2711573
idea: the gook lakes
No.2711574
do gooks know about lakes and lake culture
i feel like they would really enjoy it but every time im at the lake i only see whites
No.2711577
no heating
video starts with a giant fire
No.2711578
kinda crazy how humans categorize lakes oceans ponds etc as different things when they are all just big holes full of water
No.2711579
6 7
No.2711581
if im to keep it a buck fiddy wit yall i prefer the skinny athletic pikachu
No.2711582
pikachu is round and fat retard
No.2711583
>>2711580this is like that one dudes obsession with musk
No.2711585
fr dota 2 players never be ending like just hit the towers nigga
No.2711586
what a dumb shirt
No.2711587
maybe your dumb?++?!?!!!
No.2711588
>>2711585but i need to scale
No.2711591
crazy how burial dropped one of the best electronic albums 20 years ago and just dipped
No.2711592
*manipulates time to turn it into world of warcraft gear*
No.2711593
you cant manipulate time since time is fake
No.2711594
how many times do ice protestors have to get shot for blocking the road with their car and starting fights with ice agents before they realize that doing that will get them shot
No.2711595
>>2711590anything with mass manipulates time and space if you think about it
No.2711597
literally no one:
bootlicker: omg i love the taste of a nice leathery boot tread on me daddy
No.2711598
literally noone:
leftie libtards: omg what do you mean i cant fuck with law enforcement with impunity what do you mean they have power and authority over me according to the law
No.2711599
i like the word marvelbrained its really nice
No.2711600
you two should hatefuck
No.2711601
believing in goodness and justice is le bad? is that really the hill the righty wants to die on?
No.2711602
>>2711574gooks are a mountain people, they love hiking and being up elevation the japanese are an ocean (umi) people youll find them on the beaches and on little boats out in the water
No.2711603
i believe in goodness so hard that im going to go out into the city on saturday morning and look for cops to aggravate and provoke and fuck with and also ill carry my gun because its always a good idea to carry a gun when you want to mess with co0s
because thats what normal people do who just want to be good
No.2711604
the shit is still brewin and bubbling and not quite ready to come out but i think its gonna be soon
No.2711606
>>2710761hes always been a braindead counter pick vs 90% of the top roster with his point and click spam and huge armor i cant think of a time hes ever been bad infact hes annoying to most top mains cuz of how much free value he gets and how a way underskilled player can just go malph and get equal value to you
No.2711608
>>2711606i dont believe u
No.2711612
i believe in gookness
No.2711613
moving to wyoming to become a yak farmer
No.2711614
clean
clean
No.2711615
we gonna be yak'd up fr
No.2711616
chat why is this guy posting gay porno
No.2711617
just moved a little desk and a chair up now lets see if i actually start my puzzle tonight or not
No.2711619
someone said this was a gay comm earlier *shrug*
No.2711620
gay porno spammer isnt even top 5 worst poster rn
No.2711621
and he's not even a spammer
No.2711622
thats mr gay porn poster to you
No.2711623
>>2711607it takes a couple vids and povs
the guy is recording, gets pepper sprayed, knocked to the ground
he has a gun in his back waistband; the agent in the grey jacket removes it
very shortly afterwards they start shooting the guy (unarmed, pepper sprayed, pinned to the ground, not resisting at any point)
No.2711624
>>2711611that bottom is hot af 🥵🥵
No.2711625
monk fruit red bull: not too shabby
No.2711626
do you know why theyre called monk fruits?
No.2711627
i dont know why theyre called monk fruits
No.2711628
reminder that a surefire way not to have trouble with ice is to not go to an ice arrest to protest and fuck with them on purpose
No.2711630
an ice kidnapping*
No.2711632
just stay inside and obey the tv goyim
No.2711633
>>2711628dont tread on me crowd when its time to stand up for your constitutional rights and not be tread on:
No.2711634
really wish i lived in toronto or vancouver and i could just sign up to a gym and meet tight asian cuties there just working out
No.2711635
*kicks down your door and kills you for watching the wrong channel*
No.2711636
>>2711628uhhhhhhh he was shot because he was carrying a gun hello libtards this is america you cant be going around with guns in your hometown
No.2711637
and that channel was asmongold
No.2711638
>>2711635he should have just complied and been watching the correct channel if he didnt want to be murdered!
No.2711639
>>2711634to rape them right?
No.2711640
>>2711639to ask them out on dates and go steady with them man
No.2711641
>>2711633leftie libtards not having a coherent thought-out worldview when they act like every rightwinger is simultaniously a libertarian, a christian nationalist, a white nationalist, a generic magatard and a thielian/moldbuggian at the same time
No.2711643
you can do that after you rape them man theyll be imprinted on you from the countless orgasms you give them
No.2711645
>>>2711644
im sorry your mind is reddit and hacker news mush and that you have trouble distinguishing separate objects from one another
No.2711646
>>2711641which one of these is in the pro murder camp
No.2711647
>>2711634theres a lot of cute guys in vancouver….
No.2711648
>>2711643the documentary i saw of those japanese guys doing their rape thing i saw this happen actually
No.2711649
lilbro hackernews barely even allows politics discussion
No.2711651
>>2711647chinabro.. you're the gayposter?
No.2711652
the reddit comments are wild everyone wants to get guns
No.2711653
6 7
No.2711654
>>2711652enlightened 162 polposters know that if you have a gun ice will it take it from you and cartel you
No.2711655
so this is how the elites are gonna get us all to comply with draconian gun control laws and infringe on our 2nd amendment congrats jews you did it again
No.2711656
crazy how the thread is able to continuously get worse
No.2711660
do you think ice protestors will learn a lesson from this or is there going to be another shooting next week because some tiktok leftist thinks it will make a good clip if they walk up and try to fuck with an officer
No.2711661
>>2711658uh no sweatie he is a terrorist those tranny protestors need to learn their lesson that you will be shot for recording an officer
No.2711662
we should be going to ice protests and filming people getting shot so we can sell the footage to news networks
No.2711664
i shant be ever going to minneapolis it looks like hell with all the somalians and leftists
No.2711665
>>2711663unfortunately 800,000 is slightly out of my budget range
No.2711666
one million dollars for a gun? bro you can get a new daewoon 9mm revolver for like 5 hundo
No.2711671
>>2711668like this painting but cant put it up itd reveal my powerlevel to the hoes
No.2711673
i too was considering a nude painting of an asian girl for when i get my own place
No.2711675
that pizza looks just like fries and burgers
No.2711676
a burger date with asian girl is still something i really want to do more of in 2026
No.2711677
>>2711662thats just like that ryan gosling film people say is kino but i got bored in the first 15 minutes and turned it off
No.2711678
[DROPS ON] BIG DAY HUGE DRAMA
No.2711679
These people do not process that this man woke up and intentionally dressed like a militia movie character and intentionally armed himself and intentionally went to a federal operation and intentionally interfered with it and intentionally resisted arrest and intentionally pulled his gun. Leftists cannot comprehend agency and therefore believe instead that he literally spawned on the sidewalk and through a series of fascist coincidences he was executed for exercising his constitutional right to do whatever he wants without consequences
No.2711681
>>2711679can you timestamp in the video where he pulls the gun out? thanks
how fucking mindbrapped are these people
No.2711683
>>2711678referring to the murder of a lawful us citizen as "drama" is so pathetic
No.2711684
there is a good chance that ice shooting was accidental. ice used the sig p320, which is a controversial gun that is embroiled in a number of lawsuits for "uncommanded discharges", i.e. it randomly goes off on it own. it's been a meme in the gun community the last few months in fact.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Et0u4UZzEJEhttps://youtube.com/shorts/cOUfurKIjnIhttps://youtube.com/shorts/DClhzMjgiyI>>2711666+1
No.2711685
dressed like a militia character when bro is just dressed for 0 degree weather lmao
No.2711686
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool he accidentally shot him nine times
thats the line amchud goes with
No.2711687
am confirmed libtard
No.2711688
I FUCKING HATE ICE NIGGERS
No.2711689
a generous interpretation of ams statement would be that the initial discharge was accidental and then then piggies soiled their diapers and collectively shot the guy
No.2711690
this is the stuff you guys are fired up about
instead of toot not removing the warted up nutsack picture
seriously
No.2711691
well after the first accidental shot of course youll pop a few more shots off to make sure he cant sue you
No.2711692
ice makes me almost as mad as when people disrespect women
No.2711693
>>2711686no the first single shot. and then everyone else went HOLY SHIT and shot him a little
No.2711694
>>2711657yo i be poppin niggas with this kind of gun in hunt showdown
No.2711695
>>2711690thats comm history now bro we dont rewrite history
No.2711697
what if that disgusting wart balls is toot and thats why hes not deleting it
*wheeze*
aint no fuckin way!
No.2711698
pokemon showdown? hollup?
No.2711699
https://x.com/sentdefender/status/2015155535142703245the sign language peeps always look like theyre just taking the piss
No.2711704
>>2711701hooooooooooo boy
No.2711705
>>2711702you can tell mike mccarthy is gonna beg that bad man aaron rodgers to come back another year or two
No.2711706
lol @ the bros here who dont know what a megathread is and think it means that image is from 5 days ago
No.2711708
hunt showdown x pokemon would go crazy
No.2711710
crazy mid you mean
No.2711711
>>2711698they banned sleep in dpp ou bro our team is ruined
No.2711713
shit update: its gonna be within the next 30 minutes i think
cant wait til its over with so i can sleep
No.2711714
i know what a megathread is so dont even ask
No.2711715
mega…thread?
No.2711717
cleaaannnn
clean
No.2711720
all i wanna do is eat eat eat eat eat
No.2711721
hol up aaron rodgers and fatfuck mike mccarthy are going to link up in shittsburgh
oh nononono!
No.2711723
>>2711701damn they really are just making shit up while zion don bankrupts the country
the ice shit is all for show
No.2711725
>>2711702hol up this is huge
No.2711726
is aaron rodgers really not retiring?
No.2711727
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fancy grilled cheese and a nice thick ribeye
No.2711728
>>2711727id fuck that up im hungry as hell
No.2711729
you know arod loved that fat old fuck mccarthy he was depressed when they fired him of course hes coming back and stinking it up for one more year man!
No.2711732
>>2711731grok piss on this bitch
No.2711733
they came for our wild and unhinged liberal domestic terrorists and i said nothing
No.2711734
>>2711727wheres the beer at man
No.2711735
>>2711726there were rumors before the season ended that the stoolers want him back
now with his guy mccarthy as the hc its pretty much a sure thing
No.2711736
whyd they fire tomlin he never had a losing season!
No.2711737
the way im bisexual is so tea sis
No.2711739
kinda crazy how america is tearing itself apart while china grows ever stronger
No.2711740
china will grow larger
No.2711741
>>2711739bro the top chink military guys were putting together a coup just a week ago and xi put all the generals in a camp
No.2711742
>>2711741like with ice or….
No.2711744
>>2711736he wasnt fired, he stepped down
now whether he was pressured to step down from the top dawgs who knows…
No.2711746
where is ning nings faction in all of this
No.2711747
>>2711745this sucks compared to a real david dees pic
No.2711748
>>2711738we are so back suitsbros
No.2711749
ugh decided to try to shit too soon and now i have to sit here waiting for the other half to be ready to slide out and it smells vile as hell in here
No.2711750
>>2711745leftist future is this same exact pic except half the people are trans due to statemandated childhood gender exploration
No.2711751
>>2711738in the thumbnail that nigga using a dell
aint no one lockin in on a dell 😂
No.2711752
>>2711745aishit? really ?
No.2711755
>>2711750its actually insane getting a glimpse into the unhinged mind of a rightoid
No.2711756
just heard popping sounds that sound like gun shots i think the trees are actually exploding
No.2711759
cringepocolypse
No.2711760
>>2711711get fucked malphite-picker
No.2711761
do you guys want to see a pic of my poop it kinda looks like a mushroom cloud
very avant garde
No.2711762
toot can you ban the disgusting freak posters already
No.2711763
>>2711761no
because toot will never delete it and we'll have to see it for years while you link back to it
No.2711764
worst poster here by a country mile? malphitebro
No.2711766
>>2711761uh yea man we all want to see your poop
No.2711767
never gonna stop playing phase rush malphite with the shamrock skin
No.2711768
put me in the yes camp for the shit pic
No.2711770
arrr irish pride!
No.2711773
keep dropping holds on these shitty pads
No.2711774
but she wouldnt
No.2711775
…pad..s?
No.2711777
>>2711772this is what i need a nice normal cringe chungus white woman
No.2711778
ugh i hate clicking on a new nl vid and i hear his stupid dumb friends talking
No.2711779
is northern lion your oshi
No.2711780
uhh well hes a funny guy i like listening to
No.2711781
i cant trust a nigga who doesnt have a sonic oc
No.2711782
just google "[your name] sonic oc"
everybodys got one
No.2711783
due to recent events i wish to inform everyone that i want to kill myself really bad
No.2711784
>>2711783we should queue up and game together instead
No.2711785
>>2711783midnight soon bro you gotta hang on…
No.2711788
its kinda crazy that you can own a home in wow now
No.2711789
>>2711783today has been particularly dreadful and depressing
No.2711790
>>2711788shame its not in one of the good versions of wow…
No.2711791
>>2711778i know i cant watch them unless its dan gheesling hes the only decent one the rest are actually fucking stupid and unlikeable
No.2711792
gonna go to potle hopefully dont get shot lol
No.2711794
humans are nothing more than scum
No.2711796
got a little bit of momentum thinking i can win two in a row and wouldnt you know it im partnered with literal mouth breathing silvers that suck shit
No.2711797
>>2711796are they malphiting u
No.2711798
>>2711797i wish its just effing unwinnable man
No.2711801
got some bad news for you if you cant carry silvers
No.2711803
>>2711796post your rank big guy
No.2711804
>>2711800gotta get my ass a couple of these negress cougars
No.2711805
silver in league is above average but in another game silver is crayon eater tier
No.2711806
thats just not true at all man why do you post blatant misinfo
No.2711807
i think im gonna have to shit again i think i have food poisoning or something
No.2711810
im not going to publish my rank
No.2711811
i play like a master tier player tho
No.2711812
reminder that we have entered the political singularity
*sips coffee landian-ingly*
No.2711813
i was between gold and plat at the end of 2025 but now in 2026 i think my mmr reset
No.2711814
just got drafted
im being shipped to minneapolis…
No.2711817
i love elephants and god loves elephants
No.2711818
tfw master game knowledge but gold mechanics
No.2711819
my team? silver mouth breathers that cant get a kill or heal properly or even pick good champs
their team? actual good picks playing well with synergistic play up front and strong individual impact plays on the back line like wtf
No.2711821
its always funny when a silver player is complaining their teammates suck
nigga you suck
No.2711823
https://baked.live/tv/widhttps://baked.live/tv/widhttps://baked.live/tv/widearly prelims starting now
paddy the baddy and suga sean tonight
wogan in da house
No.2711824
joe is so petite
No.2711825
wo-gan
wo-gan
No.2711826
if you have walmart+ (you should have gotten this on black friday for $40) you get paramount for free which means you get every single ufc event whether its a fight night or ppv for free for the entire year
No.2711827
love a good walmart deal
No.2711829
im not a fat retard so i dont give walmart any of my money
No.2711830
>>2711828toon bullied me in minecraft
No.2711831
i havnt stepped in a walmart in decades
No.2711832
i have walmart plus for the free grocery delivery because i am a lazy fuckin nigger
No.2711834
metal ranks in ow are crayon eating mouth resther tiers let's be honest with ourselves
No.2711835
leftists are so crazy and delusional and stupid
No.2711836
>>2711835rightoids* whoops mistyped
No.2711837
made the mistake of going to walmart for the first time in like 10 years and for some reason like all the employees were towel niggers or spics and english was a second language to them and they openly freely spoke in spanish and shit
and the non-white to white ratio was way off so i just walked out and swore to never go again
No.2711840
>>2711838wittle baby hurt himself??
No.2711841
bruce buffer is so epic
No.2711842
autism baby trying to communicate
No.2711843
cant tell if i actually am gonna need to shit again or if my insides are just raw and irritated from violently expelling their contents
No.2711845
no i meant overwatch
No.2711846
i think you mean overwatch 2 lil bro
No.2711847
damn bro just beat up a 40 year old man
No.2711849
i dont know why i torture myself by reading leftist writings
it has like 1 good paragraph and then some of the dumbest shit imaginable that just makes me sigh and put my head on my hands and go why are you like this
No.2711852
i remember when i first read the communist manifesto and i was like people read this shit and thought it was epic as hell? it was angsty teenage garbage
No.2711854
people read the bible and think its the word of god lol
No.2711855
>>2711854juvenilecommiebro…
No.2711857
>>2711830he do be bullying
No.2711859
are you kylie minogue's hit song from 2001 because i can't get you outta my head
No.2711860
i want a bf
No.2711861
kinda crazy how right wingers are scientifically proven to be lower iq than the left lol
No.2711862
im gay and retarded
No.2711866
my asshole looks just like that
No.2711868
big things are gonna happen in tibet in the 21st century
No.2711869
why wont the right turn down the temperature?
No.2711870
bro you been outside lately
its like -10
No.2711871
the temperature is already -50 with 3 inches of sleet
No.2711873
real talk how the fuck did blade outlive cobes
No.2711874
still not sure what sleet is
No.2711875
its not the fern that gets you its the sleet
No.2711876
pretty crazy how you guys dont realize history is fabricated when its somehow the 21st century despite only being the 2000s
who knows what happened in the lost century that tbtb decided to hide from us
No.2711877
i perfectly explained what sleet was earlier
No.2711878
that or the exploding trees
No.2711879
*drives my 4 kids my dogs and my lesbian wife to the ice arrest i just heard about 5 minutes ago*
WHY WONT
*gets out the car and starts whistling my p.e. whistle non-step*
ICE
*gets up in an ice officers face while holding my baby and saying "what you gonna do? what you gonna do tough guy?"*
TURN DOWN
*tells my lesbian wife to start honking the car horn and not to stop*
THE TEMPERATURE????
*tells my wife to drive straight into an ice agent*
No.2711880
how do birds and squirrels and bugs and stuff live outside when it gets this cold for a whole week straight
shouldnt all the plants and animals be dead for 50 miles around
No.2711881
>>2711880they thug that shit out man
No.2711882
>>2711876the first century is 0-99ad bwo
No.2711883
err 1-99ad theres no year 0
No.2711884
>>2711881animals are hard as hell they really about that life
No.2711885
why do they call it microwaveable if a small hand doesnt wave
No.2711886
like if the trees are exploding wouldnt the birds and little animals also explode when everything inside them turns to ice
No.2711887
birds are crazy as hell they can do anything they want
squirrels have nice ass insulated homes they build and also they have those mini hibernations that they can turn on whenever they want
bugs i have no idea how they thug that shit out
No.2711888
lol wtf was that stoppage
No.2711889
animals arent made of tree retard
No.2711890
i watched 2 movies today
No.2711892
>>2711890was jim carrey in any of them?
No.2711897
>>2711894me but no zyns or marlboros and a black monster instead of the white
No.2711899
i do love me some nicotine pouches
but not zyn anymore, velo gives you 5 more pouches per tin for a lower price and they taste better
No.2711901
Florida sheriff warns residents not to shoot at Winter Storm Fern: ‘You won’t make it turn around’
damn burgers are fucking retarded
No.2711903
insane how we have witnessed paddy the baddy go from fighting in early prelims years ago to being the main guy of the evening