No.2701085
i want a bf
No.2701092
first for get your warts checked
No.2701093
that wasnt first
No.2701094
I LOVE NICK LAND
No.2701096
nick land is a thielian and that means hes a transhumanist which means hes a satanist
No.2701097
wish there was an ICE but for trannies who wormed their way into hobby spaces
No.2701098
hol up we got some monday night nigger collide
No.2701099
>>2701098and its a big one
No.2701100
>>2701096When seen from the bionic horizon, whatever emerges from the dialectics of racial terror remains trapped in trivialities. It’s time to move on.
No.2701101
im a thielian
No.2701102
my grilled cheese sandwiches were so good
No.2701103
>>2701102we're eating at the college dining hall lil bro
No.2701107
actually which one supports becoming cyborgs
i wanna get some brain implants and a slick exoskeleton
No.2701108
i read camp of the saints it was pretty cool it has steam ships full of indians with cartoon stink lines coming out of them arriving in france
No.2701109
youre going to willingly implant mind control devices bro you need to watch all watched over by machines of loving grace and see what they did to those rats they controlled them like rc cars thats gonna be you with your epic implants
No.2701111
>>2701106this book is a half century old why read of a world we already live in
No.2701112
think im gonna hop in bed and read some book
No.2701113
read the warts off deez nuts
No.2701114
bro ur gonna miss the game
No.2701115
the long game
No.2701116
surely there are asian girls that were neet shutins until their 30s that i can meet and relate to
No.2701117
hi everyone im in the thread now
No.2701118
>>2701116there actually unironically are bro thats why we are moving to korea
No.2701120
>>2701118thanks for giving me an ounce of hope
No.2701121
rather have an ounce of weed amirite weedbros
No.2701123
>>2701109you got mindbrapped by a tv show
No.2701125
>>2701124why is the tip of that cathedral sliding off as if it has been sliced?
No.2701126
lego ahhh cathedral
No.2701128
the slicing tower of pizza
No.2701129
i got mindbrapped by a tv show (heated rivalry)
No.2701131
my mind is so brappable
No.2701134
is it too dramatic to write NO ONE IS GOING TO HELP YOU on my mirror to psyche myself up bateman style every morning?
No.2701136
thats so ccfoid coded
No.2701137
>>2701134bro you are posting cringe
No.2701139
rodgers is going to the superbowl bro
No.2701140
kinda fuckin name is aaron
No.2701141
>>2701132getting pad vibes on this one
No.2701143
its the name of moses' brother fool
No.2701144
i am no fool
No.2701145
i love little anime twinks making out with eachother
No.2701148
cool clock ahmed!
No.2701149
that nigga got a bomb!
No.2701150
he looks chuddy
No.2701151
https://x.com/i/status/2010665056342855749yooooooooo chudd bros
this goes so impossibly hard
No.2701152
im a bit of a chud
No.2701153
did chuds just put anime mangakas out of business with ai
No.2701154
WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWWOWOOWWOOWOW
No.2701156
>>2701151i had to stop watching it felt like it gave my soul a lobotomy
No.2701157
>>2701155it's my rest day!
No.2701158
>>2701138i saw a thing where all this nigga did was clap
No.2701159
when he says omaha
he aint snappin da ball!
No.2701160
>>2701155i could hammercurl her
No.2701162
>>2701160shes not for hammercurling
No.2701163
>>2701161because i worked out on sunday
No.2701164
*hammercurls chaewon*
No.2701165
even if i work out ill still be 5'7
No.2701166
better 5'7 than 6 7
No.2701168
fit short guys are so cute like you're three apples tall you are so precious 😍
No.2701169
>>2701167and you KNOW my ass is gettin in here
No.2701170
5'7 isn't short
No.2701174
one of my friends is 5'7 and i pick him up and pretend to bench press him all the time
No.2701175
im thinking of reconnecting with my 1/32 native roots
No.2701176
>>2701174this would fix me
No.2701177
>>2701175im like 1/256 iroquois or something (grandma might have just that up)
No.2701178
one time i princess carried him when i was drunk singing here comes the bride that was absolutely mental 🤣🤣
No.2701179
its short but its not benchpressably short
No.2701180
kim chaewom…
No.2701181
>>2701177this land belongs to us brother it will be ours once the white man perishes
No.2701182
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.2701184
>>2701177i feel like its common for old americans to think they had some native ancestor when they never did just old tall tales in the family
No.2701186
that pic triggered the chinks real bad
No.2701187
>>2701185still thinking about this biblical crashout
No.2701188
my dna test said i had 0.1% native
and 0.1% ashkenazi jew
No.2701189
>>2701183not optimistic last two have sucked big fat balls
No.2701190
white people are so desperate to be like "actually i have .0001% of brown in me im so cultured im not like the other white people"
No.2701191
>>2701185this was highly rated by the comm and still underrated
No.2701192
>>2701181earth mother guide you
No.2701193
im a ginger
No.2701194
i didnt have an ethnicity percentage higher than 15 im mystery meat but i have pink nipples so its whatever
No.2701195
not having pink nipples is the sole reason i dont have a bf
No.2701196
americans don't need to fake or larp as red indians plenty have non white ancestry from the irish or italians already
No.2701197
>>2701189but what if they rework delve
think aboot it
No.2701199
>>2701197i already have my precursor set finished in ssf standard and like a 147% adorned or something
No.2701201
>>2701185i think china is beautiful
No.2701203
i simp for east asian women + taiwan
No.2701204
ive never worn a suit
No.2701205
top 3 guys to ever live
evola
Nietzsche
asmongold
No.2701206
i wore one for my sisters wedding. very uncomfortable
No.2701207
>>2701195nibbles your cute pepperoni nips
No.2701208
i bought the gay science recently
No.2701210
ecco homo will be a hit with you too
No.2701212
you need to start with plato and then st augustine and then aquinus and then the geneology of morals
No.2701213
>>2701209just looks like a normal dude!
No.2701214
>>2701209show us the top and side
No.2701216
>>2701209shaved head + shaved face + losing weight + less alcohol consumption would do wonders for this lad
No.2701217
at least he has good eyebrows
No.2701218
my eyebrows are hella chopped cuz i pluck them when im nervous and lets just say its been a pretty tough year so far haha
No.2701219
its been 12 days nigga
No.2701220
ha ha :)
No.2701221
im 12 days behind
No.2701222
>>2701215just a single triples could heal me and theres 24 of em
No.2701223
just lose 20lbs of fat
then gain 90lbs of muscle from steroids
then shave your head bro
its that simple
No.2701224
i wish there was someplace i could go to pick from 1 out of 24 gooks to be my wife
No.2701225
>>2701223and stop drinking
it makes your face puffy and gross looking
No.2701227
>>2701224massive ick post
this is why you will never be in a relationship with a real woman
No.2701228
someone said my dirty talk during sex sounded like an exercise instructor and i cant get that out of my head
No.2701230
forsens league of legends pro team
No.2701233
we should workshop our dirty talk so we dont give our future gfs the ick
No.2701234
>>2701232hhhnnnggghhhh
uhhhhh fuck!!!!
*clutches my chest*
not a minus wun!!!!!!
hhhhhnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.2701235
>>2701234dont throw a fit little man
No.2701237
oh yeah baby
youre doing great honey
uhhh suck my cock
alright im out of ideas
No.2701239
>>2701234youre happy that were losing subscribers?
someone just messaged me and told me that you were
No.2701240
damn check out this nasty ass mexican bitch with chopsticks in her mouth and her bra on shes nasty as hell but shes fucking sexy and thats all i care about
https://kick.com/babydrippp No.2701241
>>2701238wooaoaooaoaooahahaooaooaooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
No.2701242
teh urn lol remember that 1
No.2701243
oh shit the games on
No.2701245
homie
homie fuck em
No.2701246
crazy how i had a full day breakfast lunch dinner work came home gamed all of it
and the football game hasnt even started yet
the east coast sucks balls for sports watchers
No.2701247
finna see this negress naked
No.2701249
>>2701246bro the game ends and then its the perfect time to go on the beer run!
No.2701250
homie im all doing is having up
No.2701251
https://baked.live/tv/widPittsburgh Steelers vs Houston Texans
No.2701252
love 2 yard runs up the gut on first down
No.2701254
hes actually only a bit older than all of us
No.2701257
aaron rogers looks like a normal guy and me well i just look like a freak
No.2701258
greeeeeeeen 18 *hands the ball off 40 times a game*
No.2701259
the straightest man in football showing everyone how its done again
No.2701261
>>2701258arthur smith can really dial it up cant he
No.2701262
reminder the first 15 plays are scripted and practiced and the best shot the offense has and they just went 3 and out after handing the ball off twice for 3 total yards
No.2701263
its kind of interesting how the most instrumental qbs in all of football either played for the packers or the eagles
No.2701265
>>2701264lol cmon lil bro
No.2701266
i dont really fuck wit niggas wit 2 first names that shit too extra
No.2701268
what about niggas with 4 first names like thomas edward patrick brady?
No.2701270
aaron rodgers looks like a guy i used to bone
No.2701271
the eagles have never had a good qb
mcnabb was ok, wentz would have been good if he wasnt injured every 2 games
No.2701274
>>2701273>>2701270theres worms and parasites in ur assholes
No.2701276
its my greatest fear that i feel someones intestinal worms with my dick while im ass fucking them
No.2701277
you are sick
No.2701278
cameron i cant handle this
No.2701279
homie
No.2701280
thought you told me this was going to be a relaxo thread
No.2701281
theres a reason why brett favre was one of the most feared qbs to ever walk the grid iron and ill leave it at that
No.2701282
that boy threw the football
sometimes to his team sometimes to the other it didnt really matter to him
No.2701283
maybe it was aaron rodgers…..
No.2701284
remember when farves dick pics leaked and everyone got to see how tiny his meat is lol
No.2701285
i never see the leaked dick pics
No.2701286
faggots always have dick on the mind
No.2701288
toot my ankle been fucked up for like 2 weeks how long this shit gonna last
No.2701289
>>2701288were gonna have to saw it off
No.2701290
anyways it's not always about size
No.2701291
yooooooo WE DEM STOOLERS
No.2701292
the flea flicker into a… interception
No.2701293
oh no no no texass!
No.2701295
hol up we got some new statham kino
you seein this gleep
No.2701296
>>2701295looked like ass lil bro
No.2701297
we got a lil bro thats big into wicklikes we like to keep him updated
No.2701298
i look like ass
No.2701299
crazy how its not called heinz field anymore
No.2701300
looks like ass (the hottest part of a woman)
No.2701302
metcalf you fucking nigger catch the fuckin ball
No.2701303
aint no way their stadium was named after ketchup
No.2701304
when is the college superbowl
No.2701305
one week
No.2701306
i thought the poptart bowl was their superbowl
No.2701307
thats our super bowl
No.2701308
lil pop tart bro
No.2701309
doesnt feel right we went a whole playoff week with no mahomes…
No.2701310
love all these 10+ yard passes to the center of the field the steelers are giving up and have given up all season
No.2701311
>>2701309mahomes sucks ass now bro he was only riding the taylor swift hype train nobody gives a shit about the chiefs anymore
No.2701312
mahomes was gonna break bradys sb record
No.2701313
sportsposts are vtuber/polpost/wartpenis tier
No.2701314
we dem texans!
No.2701316
>>2701313link us your good posts bigfella
No.2701317
kirkinator
No.2701318
wha happened to tsylor swifts football boyfriend did he quit already
No.2701320
her boyfriend still plays but hes sucked the last two years and been a huge liability and dead cap lol
No.2701322
laugh every time the wart gets posted lol
No.2701324
HOL UP CHARLIE KIRK JUST CAUGHT A TOUCHDOWN?
No.2701325
instead of green 18 my thing would be gook 18
gook 18 year old pussy
No.2701326
*straps in for that 4th quarter rodgers magic*
No.2701327
the stoolers are gonna be down by 20 points by the 4th quarter man!
No.2701328
theyre gonna going into the 4th 21 - 10 and rodgers is gonna rally for a 24 -21 win
No.2701329
ah hall nah dat negro qb sucks ass
No.2701330
arthur jones why dont we call a play that goes past the line of scrimmage huh
No.2701332
greeeeeen 18 *stands completely still and gets sacked*
No.2701333
my red wings had a guy named tootoo
he was an eskimo
No.2701334
metcalf sucks!
No.2701340
just saw something ive never seen before
No.2701342
>>2701339how do these faggots always have such huge dongs
No.2701343
damn both these teams fuckin suck!
No.2701345
the steelers in the first 3 quarters and the steelers in the 4th when rodgers is working his magic are two completely different teams just wait for it bro
No.2701346
bitches are so retarded that is not a micro bikini
No.2701352
>>2701350i just want everyone here to know that ive never once clicked on this guys videos
No.2701353
same
No.2701354
>>2701352i actively want whoever posts them harmed for immediately spamming him as a cobra surrogate
No.2701355
do you think i can get a furry bf/gf even with warted balls
No.2701357
i too would like to know the answer to that
No.2701360
>>2701356why did you skip over my post?
No.2701361
just skipped another post
No.2701362
why am i being skipped
No.2701364
pando is so funny
No.2701365
-1
No.2701366
damn the texans qb really really sucks ass
No.2701367
neighbors just screamed lets fucking go whatd they win a bet on footballbros?
No.2701368
big int bro theyre steelers fans!
No.2701369
both of these teams are going to get graped by the patriots next week
No.2701370
wish gleep was here to give us a qrd on whats happening inn iran
No.2701374
>>2701372idk are you a college frat guy
No.2701375
its time for rodgers to go no huddle and do his thing
No.2701378
C. KIRK
No.2701381
that nigger just collided with the ground
No.2701382
A 26-year-old was bloated and thought she had hemorrhoids. She was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer.
No.2701383
the bad man is simply…… bad
No.2701384
i wasnt expecting them to not get a single touch down honestly…
No.2701385
oh no no no stoolers!
No.2701386
>>2701384cmon man i told you the stoolers were straight ass
No.2701387
>>2701376guy tweeting this is a supreme gentleman
No.2701388
so am i
No.2701389
pando is funny
No.2701391
bad man aaron rodgers bros, did we get too cocky?
No.2701392
im gonna cry man it wasnt supposed to end like this
No.2701393
ugh stranded
No.2701395
>even i as a diehard texans lifelong fan born and raised in texas knows that
uhh ok?
No.2701396
matt schaub
now that was a qb
No.2701401
>>2701398hey fuck you retard
mine is the only one on here that isn't deliberately aggravating but instead shitting on the retard who first posted it
No.2701402
BREAKING:
The intelligence expert and Sasha Ingber writes that that the U.S. has captured a device believed to be linked to Havana Syndrome.
She writes that 4 sources (including two familiar with U.S. special operations) have informed her that the U.S. acquired the weapon "a number of months ago" during a raid by U.S. Special Forces in an unspecified operation.
The device is now allegedly in the hands of the Defense Department's Intelligence & Security unit.
Some Venezuelan soldiers have claimed that they experienced Havana Syndrome-like symptoms during the U.S. raid to capture Maduro.
It has long been speculated that the Havana Syndrome could be caused by some type of new directed-energy weapon (e.g., pulsed radiofrequency/microwave or acoustic energy) that could be gun-like and transportable.
No.2701403
the bad man just threw a pick 6
No.2701404
>>2701400holy fuck thats hot
No.2701405
and thats it that bad man aaron rodgers goes out with a whimper
No.2701406
le bad man aaron rodgers last play in the NFL will be throwing an interception, poor guy.. 😭
No.2701407
i hope this tranny nigger that went offline just before i was about to bust gets into a car crash tomorrow
No.2701408
and so ends the career of gaayron fraudgers
No.2701409
>>27013980 im glad you enjoy me so much
No.2701410
i skipped havana syndrome thats cool some ghost in the shell shit
No.2701412
boiled some potatos and mashed them, grilled some onions, beef, bacon, and threw them together in a baking dish with some gravy
havent done this before so hopefully it works out
No.2701413
>>2701412thats called a cottage pie niggerboy
No.2701414
i dont like this guy that calls everybody niggerboy where did he come from
No.2701415
i
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t
S
No.2701416
>>2701413should i shuffle it so only potatos are on top? i just mixed it up
No.2701418
>>2701412that sounds good
tell me if the bacon loses its flavor to its surroundings
No.2701419
>>2701418it always does, but i got abunch of this shit in the freezer
No.2701420
crazy rich jews can just make a phone call and their talentless son is in movies
No.2701421
something really bad just happened
No.2701425
i dont wanna see a kid 'split sack'
No.2701427
someone should invent a helmet for balls or something
No.2701428
love how all the other lil skateniggers watch him eat shit and start screaming bloody murder and not a single one even gets up
No.2701429
>>2701398lilbro ahh post ong
No.2701430
i…. dont feel like sipping? wtf
No.2701431
imagine making out with ur horsecock futa gfs sheath
sticking your face into that sweet musky goodness and getting pushed out by her swelling horsecock
then tonguing her flared head while she grunts and shoots out fat ropes
🤤
No.2701433
i hope that dream of yours comes true one day and i hope that you get mr handsed
No.2701434
it's cringe as fuck to keep spamming about horses and horsecock but not mention rimming their assholes clean
do you even hentai lilbro
No.2701436
whos greg and whys he always chanting n shit
No.2701437
honestly im kinda whatever on their assholes
its hot seeing girls do it but id rather go sicko mode on dat dih personally
No.2701439
>>2701437zoomers can't even porn addiction right. sad.
No.2701442
get off that roof bellyboy
No.2701443
so just cuz i dont wanna lick the flecks of poo off my futa gfs butthole im a zoomer okay
No.2701444
tell them to douche then retard
No.2701445
lol remember when totalbiscuit got mad at that guy for asking are traps gay
No.2701446
tb was a real character
No.2701447
remember when totalbiscuit told that guy to get cancer and die
No.2701448
yeah lol
No.2701450
getting mad as hell about gaiwans
No.2701451
ate some of my shepards pie
thought adding in cheese would be too much but put it back in because it needed some cheese
also should added some peas and carrots its just potato and meat and gravy
No.2701452
chester nimitz was so cool i wish i got to demolish the japanese navy
No.2701453
add some corn
No.2701454
you mean a cottage pie
No.2701456
i need to kill myself
No.2701457
i need icecream
No.2701458
whats the current tariff rate on china? this shit is impossible to follow
No.2701460
i should absolutely kill myself
i'm still dreaming about the 90s and early 2000s like things will ever be that good again. let me just get it over with already
No.2701461
>>2701458at least 25 bucks id bet
No.2701462
just gotta brush and floss then i get to see what the freezer fairy left me
No.2701463
bitches come and go (bruh)
but you know i stay
No.2701464
i have to kill myself holy fuck
No.2701465
oh and i actually could taste the bacon in the cottage pie
No.2701466
oh i wish i was in dixie
No.2701467
only had a magrita and 40oz when i woke up but got fucked for like 6 hours
No.2701468
toilet goes into his lil cat spot when i get on the couch like a zapped dog
No.2701469
go over there and judo throw his ass
No.2701470
nice saw up the russian chicks skirt in zoolander when shes dressed like a nurse
No.2701471
i need to kill myself immediately how much is a gun
No.2701472
>>2701471dont do it man youre gonna be in an infinite unending void of darkness for the rest of eternity!
No.2701473
just noticed my tinnitus was going bigmode hopefully thats temporary
No.2701474
being a White american male under 60 years old is worse
No.2701476
if you think the 90s or 00s are better than current year youre tarded and theres no hope for you im sorry
No.2701477
i was there
they were
No.2701478
anyway, heres wonderwall
No.2701479
put both of my hands on the arms of my chair
push
my lower back cracks
No.2701480
ugh that cottage pie was aight but i got a whole tray of that shit now. fuck cooking for one
No.2701481
>>2701480oh no i have all this food as leftovers so i dont have to cook for the rest of the week!
No.2701483
>>2701481yeah pretty much
No.2701484
meanwhile tomorrow i will have to make a choice
do i burg once more
No.2701485
bought like 30 burger paddies frozen. first burg i thought was better than fast food, last i was fucking over it
No.2701486
just did the thing where i stared into the mirror realizing im a grown ass man in his 30s who never left his parents house or started trying to make a life and now its really truly over for me theres no takebacksies im cooked
No.2701487
stfu loser real people are talking
No.2701488
downloaded that illusion studios anime porn game and it was pretty fire
No.2701489
dont fucking call me loser
No.2701490
>>2701488hail hidler brother
No.2701491
this is why i cant have a job or a car because every day it would be breakfast? ok time to drive to mcdonalds. lunch? time to drive to chick fil a. dinner? dont need to cook anything i can just drive to wendys
No.2701492
just get a chipotle bowl after the workout man!
No.2701493
>>2701486yeah i did that too what kind of gun do you think i should buy
No.2701495
idk im gonna go for the big charcoal brick method im such a fuck up id probably manage to non fatally shoot my head
No.2701496
go white enby go
No.2701497
*slides you a bible open to the book of job*
No.2701498
damn i cant wait to put all these bratwurst in the air fryer tomorrow
No.2701499
what's so special about tomorrow
No.2701500
because its 3 in the morning right now
No.2701501
invest
now
No.2701502
i was thinking that being 35 years old is old but then i realized people dont think men in their early 40s are old
No.2701503
at what age should i consider buying a piece of land and building a house in a rural area somewhere in the forest?
i guess 35 for something like that might be too soon.
maybe 45?
No.2701504
i don't give a fuck you unsubtle humblebragging faggot
No.2701505
>>2701503in the drew carey show lewis and oswald are in their late 30s and build a house in a park
No.2701506
the 40yo forrester
No.2701507
drunk me is so caring refilling everything
No.2701509
>>2701474have you tried killing yourself?
No.2701510
clean
clean
No.2701511
started adding rapeseed oil to my coffee every morning just to piss off miga niggers and rfk jr
No.2701512
>>270150318-21
after that its too late
No.2701514
miga tards complaining about their $20lb steaks meanwhile tofu is still just $2 a lb
No.2701515
>>2701513yep thats you crying like a little bitch
watch this
*takes sip of coffee with rapeseed oil in it*
mmmmmm aaaahhhh really hits the spot
No.2701516
its better to try and do a bad job and fail everyday than it is to do nothing at all because you can still make progress and succeed
No.2701518
>>2701517tofu $2 beans $2
enjoy your $100 steak and $20 big mac to own the libs dumb carnivigger
No.2701519
i want a bf
No.2701521
there are no bfs on grindr lil bro
No.2701525
niggers!
No.2701526
tofus so ass
No.2701527
this mornings episode of spongebob he took home a jellyfish and had a dance party with it 😂
No.2701528
this morning episode he says
No.2701531
i need money
No.2701533
https://www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-just-content-for-iceice is so awesome we need to sign up and form the 162 division
No.2701534
garbage day dot email
No.2701536
with what money nigga
No.2701540
we should replay tlou
No.2701541
>>2701540is the 2nd one as bad as they say?
No.2701542
i drink soda i eat pizza
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>BREAKING: South Korean prosecutors demand death penalty for ex-president Yoon Suk Yeol over his failed martial law declaration in December 2024.
No.2701545
cant see the difference really between my 8gig jav dl and my 20gig 4k version do i need a bigger monitor or something
No.2701546
just bought some dumbbells for my home gym
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hope you got the mx select evo adjustable dumbbell set and didnt waste money on anything else
No.2701548
no i just bought some used adjustable ones off fb marketplace
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>>2701503im turning 35 soon and im getting set for house in the woods this year
ill probably have room for an extra gamer or two
No.2701551
aint no way anyone here no matter how rich can afford to buy a house
materials are way too expensive now
No.2701552
build* not buy
No.2701553
i bought a house in the past
and if u build in the woods u have plenty of rocks and trees for free its just like minecraft
No.2701558
>>2701505kek i remember that episode. they try to exploit some loophole where of they live in it long enough without being caught they get the land for free or something.
No.2701561
all this minecraft talk really makes me want to hop on and grab some blocks and build a cool house with storage and windows maybe some decorations
No.2701562
>>2701560wheres my femboy slave
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hi
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>>2701562prolly posting in the arch thread on g
No.2701566
start wearing lab coats
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>>2701561the problem with minecra is you build a cool house and then there is nothing to actually do with the house once completed.
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ugh fell directly on my knee last when i was drunk and theres blood all down my leg
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>>2701569damn that looks nice
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>>2701568modpacks fix this
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>>2701568just like in real life…
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>>2701573irl you fill your cool house with dogs and hoes and cool tools you use once for a project and then never again
No.2701576
migabros we are redeemed and sired
No.2701577
>>2701574just like in minecraft???
except with pandas and villagers and cool trap doors and secret passages and a cave underneath and oopa roopa
No.2701578
>>2701577+1 its nothing like minecraft, minecraft is epic
No.2701579
hol up pandas?
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>$15 from the bike shop for a minimum bench fee to change my pedals for me (that i bought from them)
do they want my business or do they want me to bike 15min to the store for the wrench i need
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>>2701580bike shops are always a rip off
No.2701582
lil bro complaining about paying for basic simple things he could do himself if he wasnt a retard
No.2701583
it can take a long time to get pandas and camels and frogs and polar bears and mountain goats and all the animals to your minecraft base but its really worth the effort if youre a true gamer
No.2701584
thats why i dont want to be a bike guy all them chains and gears and pedals and tires
No.2701585
>>2701582i dont have a pedal wrench idiot its in my post
No.2701586
they call her the peddle wench because everyone gets to ride
No.2701587
damn scott adams just died
No.2701588
sounds like a you problem
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>>2701585sounds like you should just pay the bike shop to do it then
No.2701590
what if you bought a pedal wrench from the bike shop
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i need to turn my car on and idle it a bit later today so the battery doesnt die
No.2701593
>>2701591should just drive it for 20 minutes
hit the highway for a lil bit
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or get a trickle charger
No.2701596
>>2701587die from cancer to own the libs
No.2701597
well im not comfortable driving on public roads by myself yet
No.2701598
>>2701595jinny started making gook content?!
No.2701599
if you can get to a large out of sight parking lot that can be good
No.2701600
closest one like that is a 10 minute drive
No.2701601
you don't have a license?
No.2701603
i have a license, and i have driven on the road before, im just incredibly nervous about it and i need my big sister with me
No.2701605
holy fuck mom made borscht!
No.2701606
clam?
No.2701608
oh he dead
No.2701611
of course his big sister is hot
No.2701613
i can feel the nap
in the air tonight
No.2701614
ima keep it a buck fiddy wit yall im rollin around with a hard bangstick in my pocket and im ready to buss on any nigga who come up to me like that nam sayin
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>>2701607I’m not a professional golfer, but I’m pretty sure that’s not supposed to happen
No.2701618
>>2701607if this happened to one of you guys i would fearlessly rush in to grab you by the head to pull and twist you to safety
No.2701619
>>2701602Ether
3,197.95USD
jokes on you
No.2701620
ether? the hit jayz diss track by our guy nas?
No.2701621
ether that thing from pokemon man!
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>>2701619nice on sick zii
No.2701624
i had a good shitpost lined up in my head but its gone now and im sad
No.2701625
we didnt want to hear it anyway
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*cries*
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ok im sorry i didnt mean it i wanted to hear it
No.2701628
saw a fresh meme on the tl saying weed = goynip lol i think im going to use that one
No.2701630
oh good dad randomly came home in the middle of the day dude just go to work and stay there fuck
No.2701631
are ya winning, son?
No.2701632
im the kind of guy who needs to drink a bunch of strong beers and then crank my angry hog until it cries white tears
No.2701635
i have this condition called it happened to a guy on reddit 12 years ago
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went outside today and analyzed some facial structures and lets just say my surgeon saved my life
No.2701639
>analyzed some facial structures
we're posting with a t100? or a predator? the fuck?
No.2701641
great allegory for america seeing morbidly obese women of dubious ethnicity stuffed into pants 3 sizes too small waddling around the wreckage with phones in their hands
No.2701642
americans really are so fat and dumb and also retarded
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im not sure thats an allegory
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>>2701630maybe he's unemployed like you are, how ironic 😂
No.2701645
hows that ironic man
No.2701648
3 hours from finished 1 day with no nicotine
No.2701649
i will never go a day without a cig for the rest of my life
No.2701651
nicotine? you mean goynip? lol
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>>2701646need a placid gook like this
for real though
No.2701655
free palestine
No.2701658
>>2701657he looks great for a fat chap
No.2701659
seriously craving cigs and snus
gotta stay strong
No.2701660
Rental Family 2025 1080p WEB-DL HEVC x265 5.1 BONE
it's up
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>>2701660TOON
STREAM
NOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
No.2701662
you know that fat fuck brendan fraser is gonna get up to some wacky hijinx in tokyo
No.2701663
this is a huge film for us wmaf bros
No.2701665
just a simple wm looking for a genuine af
No.2701666
>>2701648you deserve a zyn
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>>2701665>>2701664>>2701663>>2701662>>2701661>>2701660cleaning all this garbage
yeah just like get off my screen okthx
No.2701669
>>2701660oh shit i need to be in the correct state of mind for this one
No.2701670
>>2701667clean the worms off the surface of my hemorrhoids cleanfuck
No.2701671
do push up bras even work if you're basically completely flat :/
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>>2701664chaewon needs me to pack a fat lip?
ok
ill do it for you chaewon
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just watched an asmon vid feeling like my life is back on track
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>>2701674does that look completely flat to you
No.2701679
might as well be. if her tits aren't as big as her head she's worthless
No.2701681
bro spams gooks like normal people spam asmon bids
No.2701682
first time im agreeing with the cleaner
>>2701679 (unless shes asian then breats size doesnt matter and shes perfect either way*)
No.2701683
feels a bit like that movie we watched the substance when i see my beautiful surgery'd up face but then i pull my hair back and there's gaping wounds leaking drainage
No.2701684
damn i really thought drinking a bunch of beer and wine would make quitting nicotine easier
No.2701686
bought some different hard candy and theyre so much worse than jolly ranchers. jolly ranchers are the best hard candy ever man theres no competition
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>>2701685
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No.2701690
so is toon gonna stream within the next hour orrrrrr…………….???????
No.2701691
does the scrotum have sweat glands