No.2700438
>>2700437one light
one dark
two worlds a world apart
but somehow in our dreams we share the skyyyyyyy
No.2700440
>>2700439depends if youre svelt like our guy colinsworth or steve jobs then yeah if youre a belly boy best to avoid youll look like a millenial hipster in a bad way
No.2700442
so this is the battle of two horrible teams who will go no further in the contest huh
No.2700443
>>2700439no youll look like wartpenisposter
No.2700444
>>2700440youre right i cant do it
No.2700445
Gen Z are arriving to college unable to even read a sentence—professors warn it could lead to a generation of anxious and lonely graduates
how the fuck are they going to become graduates if they cant even read a sentence
No.2700446
theres a reason i got dem bills beating fake gaye and the patriots in the next round
No.2700447
>>2700420own the libs by crashing the economy
No.2700448
i can read a sentence maybe i should get my bachelors
No.2700450
zoomers are like 30 already theyre done with college
No.2700453
im 37 and i never started college
No.2700454
>>2700452she dont look asian
No.2700455
football and baseball stadiums are so cool
hate that my team plays in a dome man we could have an awesome outdoor stadium with true soul and snow games
No.2700456
>>2700447cutting interest rates is the opposite of crashing the economy but go off libtardqueen
No.2700457
thats princess mika shes thai
No.2700458
>>2700452i still dont understand why girls like gettin choked so much
No.2700459
okay but for real though its time to stop smoking weed
No.2700460
>>2700459this but instead of stopping we're gonna get a huge new bong and smoke a lot more weed
No.2700461
and i might just hop my white ass on the electric scooter and get another case of beer
No.2700462
i need to start approaching each day with a sense of urgency
No.2700463
no bro im starting to feel the brain damage from chronic smoking i need to heal
No.2700467
my brain is already swiss cheese from the lethal dose of mrna spike proteins i got a few years ago
No.2700469
>>2700466i bet i could take that big one
No.2700471
>>2700466link me her kick bro
No.2700472
wtf bro
No.2700477
chris was a zoomer?
No.2700479
how do you say lynchian in japanese
No.2700480
its untranslatable
No.2700481
one day i will win the walter payton man of the year award
No.2700482
>>2700478youre such a thing fan #3
No.2700483
the thing fan i am isnt listed
No.2700485
toot
No.2700486
ugh
No.2700488
that zesty nigger pronounces his last name as booty