No.2696442
i want a bf
No.2697481
i don't even want a bf
i just want a f
No.2697495
classic teacher complaining about a kid not knowing how to do something
uhhh how about you do your f*ckin job lil bro
No.2697498
>>2697491damn you cant even teach a kid how to spell america? whats wrong with you
No.2697520
your stranded bro
No.2697561
is this the thread still?
No.2697562
guess ill microwave some broccolli
No.2697943
knew i shouldn'tve called maintenance to fix my heating unless i was home
had my webcam on recording and the guy was taking pics of my holo merch (he said to the other guy he knew who the twins were)
No.2698102
im in this one man
No.2699309
are we using this dumb ahh thread
No.2699311
sigh getting lurk moared
No.2699313
>>2699212look at those titties man im dying to see them out in the open
No.2699314
>>2699311probably for the best
No.2699317
>>2699292what's even wilder is all the people having dem bills in the super bowl when they are going to loose to jax in the first round lol
No.2699318
>>2697513extreme gangstalking that youre telling someone to gaj
was gonna post a pic of a poster in the subway saying "your mom wants you to get a job" and ask why you didnt warn me
No.2699319
jax from league of legends?
No.2699321
wartpenis dnc
No.2699322
wartbro got the whole site paranoid
No.2699323
the bills are not losing to the trash ass jags
No.2699324
>>2699320is that gender swapped suguru from jjk
No.2699326
Jaclyn Cole Miskanic, known professionally as Jax, is an American singer-songwriter and social media personality, who competed on the fourteenth season of American Idol. Her 2022 single, "Victoria's Secret", reached number 35 on the Billboard Hot 100.
No.2699328
>>2699324are you goo goo gaa gaa from bloo bloo blah blah
No.2699329
good sex do be havin you drooling i cant even lie
No.2699330
here comes dat zesty buck with his fuckin nails painted purple
No.2699331
i tried watching jjk but it was boring
No.2699332
never drooled from having sex
No.2699333
>>2699331the shibuya arc has some crazy fights but gege screwed the pooch after the culling games arc and made the arc leading up to the ending absolutely retarded
No.2699334
bills bros are delusional lol the bills aren't even good this year
No.2699335
here come the bears!
No.2699337
damn this game fuckin sux
No.2699338
this retard coach on the bears thinks hes dan campbell
No.2699339
we are charlie kirk
No.2699340
we gotta restart the bracket i got the bears in the super bowl
No.2699341
6 in the morning and im thinking i shit on myself
No.2699343
>>2699342how ballwartbro was genuinely moving
No.2699345
i love kfz dont post them here
No.2699346
im watchin hockey
No.2699347
rozanov's on fire this season
No.2699349
wish i had a cookies and milk right now
No.2699351
i dont like my balls being used as a thread prop
No.2699352
i think we should have a general amnesty and unlock the playoff brackets real quick so we can change dem bears to lose.
No.2699354
>>2699351genuine question do you have an embarrassment fetish
i cannot fathom why you would post such an image in the first place
No.2699355
i hope i wasnt retarded enough to pick the shitty ass bears to win this game
No.2699357
bears can still win it
No.2699358
that zesty buck got hurt running by himself
No.2699361
here come dem bears
No.2699362
>>2699359i was just thinking you never see stuff on 4chan that used to be posted a lot like this gif or the frozen shitcondom guy
No.2699363
i wonder what percentage of penalties for having no self control niggers get
No.2699365
HOLY SHIT THE BEARS FUCKIN SUCK
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
No.2699366
>>2699364i love the ones of these where its a futa and shes been nutting under the covers and its a big sticky mess of stinky futa cum under there while shes beckoning you to hop in
and you know im hopping in
No.2699367
😂
that zesty ass buck got spooked and started backpeddling
No.2699369
we should become billionaires. anyone have any billion dollar ideas i can steal
No.2699371
>>2699354no im just a shitposter who went tll far i thought i would be able to post one dickpic and everyone would be revolted and that was it but that was guy kept asking for more and asked my balls and i said fuck it
No.2699372
ain't no way this game isn't scripted
ain't no way a team can be this ass and be in the playoffs
ain't no way
No.2699374
>>2699371if i asked you for 10 bucks enough would you say fuck it and venmo me some skrilla
No.2699375
>>2699354he's low iq + mentally ill see
>>2699371 No.2699376
reading one of my courses and we have to do a presentation on an ai tool :\
No.2699379
just got called beast :/
No.2699381
these 4chan spinoffs always get too weird
No.2699383
>>2699375sub 80 and that's being generous
No.2699384
da burrs fuckin suck!!!
No.2699385
>dem bears
No.2699386
damn i checked my bracket i was retarded enough to pick the shitty bears
No.2699387
>>2699378needs a giant cock
No.2699388
remember when am stopped streaming the wire
ihhsm
No.2699389
i was in a skype group for the ragnarok online general and they all got on a call together and started jerking off like it was the most normal thing in the world
No.2699390
>>2699389lmao hahhahahhahahahahah
No.2699391
hol up they made a ragnaros online?
No.2699392
poor wartballs
No.2699393
>>2699391its called wow classic classic bro
No.2699394
you know what im gonna have such a nasty ass fucking post to drop next week its gonna get like 20 to 30 replies
No.2699395
i want a bf
No.2699397
>>2699396yeah but direct post-surgery pic day of so ill bet itll be really nasty
No.2699400
Scrotal calcinosis is rare and ~200 cases have been reported to date.
thats crazy what are the odds
No.2699401
hol up hol up dem burrs aint done yet!!
No.2699402
uh oh fudgepackers
No.2699403
HOL UP
No.2699404
oh no no no cheeseheads theyre grating cheese in the stands!
No.2699405
white people are wild with how much they love cheese dont them honkys know its just old milk??
No.2699406
>>2699398looked alright until the combat
No.2699407
i used to shotgun beers in the shower so i wouldn't get my clothes wet if i did it wrong
No.2699408
i dont know how to shotgun beers
No.2699410
clean
clean
No.2699411
>>2699409god i wish my dick could do this
No.2699412
toot ban this shit its not even funny
No.2699414
>>2699408damn now i kind of want to get in the shower and do one
i left one on the counter instead of on the fridge last night, it shouldn't burn the way a cold one would
No.2699415
crazy how gayspam goes uncontested for years and we get 1 week of hetero cockspam and suddenly toot needs to get involved
No.2699416
>hetero cockspam
No.2699417
we love gayspam
No.2699418
>>2699383>>2699375whats crazy is that im probably the highest iq out of all of you its a sign from god that my duty is reading the sheets of a page and not lying in the sheets of a bed
No.2699419
OH NO NO NO NO NO
No.2699420
oh non o no nono the bears fuckin suck
No.2699421
look at that elusive negro avoid the tackle
No.2699422
😂
No.2699423
damn i drafted that n-word he would have been so poggers if he didnt get hurt immediately
No.2699424
you could bet $100 on the packers right now and make a guaranteed $5 profit theres no way they lose this game
No.2699425
the gay images are tasteful
the futaspam is not
its simple really
No.2699426
gay shits gotta go too
No.2699427
>>2699425translation: "im gay and i like looking at gay things"
No.2699429
gymbros what should i even do at the gym
No.2699430
what if futaspammer is an agent sent by toot to torture us because he hates us
No.2699431
>>2699429lift heavy things and put them back down
No.2699433
>>2699429yoga
get nice and limber
No.2699434
>>2699429show up in jeans and flip flops then struggle to lift 20 pound dumbbells
No.2699435
>>2699430this is just like the presidents play mtg spinoff seres 0BAMA
No.2699436
holy shit that zesty buck is slingin em
No.2699437
>>2699435wish you would die
No.2699438
>>2699437wish you would realize what true art looks like
No.2699439
here come dem bears!!!!
No.2699440
>>2699437if the Lord wasn't watching id give this a +1
No.2699441
oh non ono cheeseheads!
No.2699442
HOL UP
No.2699443
>>2699429stare at the hunky guys duh
No.2699444
CAM ON BURRS
No.2699445
hooooooool up
No.2699446
GRATE THAT CHEESE!!
No.2699448
ahh dorado love this map
No.2699451
uh oh chimp out!
No.2699452
>>2699450yooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.2699455
holy shit whats on that niggers helmet
No.2699456
oh no no no burrsbros!
No.2699457
>>2699455hes got the big gay safety helmet on
No.2699459
hooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy huge 3rd down
No.2699460
https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2010138738442285103damn this somali stuff actually radicalized me
trump needs to mobilize the natty guard and get rid of these fuckers
No.2699461
>>2699450we live in the wrong timeline
No.2699462
*harasses people based on their skin color*
ummm wtf i need the national guard here i dont feel safe
No.2699463
CAM ON BURRS
No.2699464
LFG
No.2699465
NO GOOOOOOOD
No.2699466
oh no no no fudgepackers!
No.2699468
its bear time
No.2699469
ayo dat black monkey nigger in the crowd has a cheese grater on his head!
No.2699470
this nonstop ironic libtard "trolling" would get this lilbro so much more action on 4norm
can he not figure out their new iq test captcha so he's doing it here?
No.2699473
>>2699470dumb nazi drumpftard
daddy newsom is gonna have your ass in front of the firing squad
No.2699474
>>2699470maybe if you stopped crying i wouldnt have a mug to fill
No.2699476
if dems 2028 all of us are going to have to flee the country or risk political prosecution its going to be like the uk where saying the n word is arrest-worthy
No.2699477
2 minutes left
down 3
zesty buck with the game in his hands
this is football
No.2699478
>>2699475imagine licking her anus
No.2699479
zesty bucks run this shit
No.2699480
bro asians are fucking FULL of worms
after a course of antiparastic medicine yeah i'd eat her shit
No.2699481
>>2699476enjoy getting gangraped in prison by a pack of feral niggers bitch 😈
No.2699482
man open air stadiums are so much cooler than lame domes
No.2699483
that fucking n-word drop the perfect zesty pass!!!!
No.2699484
we in field goal range now
trust the plan
No.2699485
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
No.2699486
OH NO
OH NO NO NONO NON ONO
No.2699487
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we dem bears!!!!!
No.2699488
WE DEM BURRS
No.2699489
YOOOO I PICKED THESE SHITTY ASS BEARS!!
No.2699490
zesty bucks really do run this shit huh
No.2699492
too much time for the fudgepackers
No.2699493
jordan love isnt zesty enough, its ogre
No.2699495
>>2699491i wish women really looked like this
No.2699497
theyre building drones that charge by perching on the power lines like birds
No.2699498
1:36 left
1 timeout
down by 4
playoff game
this is non-zesty football
No.2699499
clean
clean
No.2699500
>>2699494lol looks like my mower engine starting up
No.2699501
4th down burrsbros!
No.2699502
>>2699495that would be so cool
No.2699503
oh no no no
No.2699504
ah hell nah burrsbros…
No.2699505
holy fuck just had an amazing idea
we do the daycare scam but instead of kids its a daycare for retarded adults
then when the auditors come we just pretend to be retarded and toot will be the daycarer
No.2699506
>>2699505thats called adult care and its already a major scam
No.2699507
damn its starting to snow now
this is a good ass game, real kino
No.2699508
GET THE FUCK UP YOU LAZY NIGGER!!!!!!!!
No.2699509
this is crazy as hell
No.2699510
he dead
No.2699512
FUCK that was close
No.2699513
OH NO NO NO FALSE START
No.2699514
2
SECONDS
LEFT
No.2699515
this is it…..
No.2699516
hol up dem refs just found 5 seconds!
No.2699517
oh non ono nono no no the fudgepackers fuckin suck!
No.2699518
AHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO NO ACKERS!!!!!!
No.2699520
OH NO NO NO
No.2699521
YFW DA BURRS WIN DA SUPERB OWL
No.2699523
*chokes away 25 points in the 4th quarter*
No.2699524
this is why i chose dem burrs to win this game
it was obvious from the outset
No.2699526
>question 1: how did you guys make that come back?
>question 2: you guys were behind at half, how did you make that come back?
god i hate foids
No.2699532
not liking kicking in FOOTball is such a lilbro take
No.2699533
>>2699530coulda said the same thing about passing 50 years ago
No.2699534
kicking is actually awesome these guys are bootin 70 yarders now
No.2699535
skeeup literally is a lilbro
No.2699536
65 degrees at midnight in january after a day of nothing but overcast and rainy weather is crazy
the climate is actually like changing for real
No.2699537
climate change is kind of like gun control in that libtards are so fanatical about using it as an excuse to abuse us we have to just deny it even though it sounds retarded
like yes i don't think niggers or women should be allowed to own guns but give them an inch and next thing you know we're being dronestriked for imagining the 20th century
No.2699538
https://x.com/ArtTakingBack_/status/2009750483557069188erm polteen how are you going to defend the sociopathic thugs this time?
No.2699539
>>2699538do you think you could fit a cooked jumbo shrimp into your urethra tail first
No.2699540
sportsshit polshit only thing we need now is futa mtg and ballwarts
No.2699541
it's all the same guy
No.2699542
shrimp are nasty as hell i cant believe so many people got tricked into thinking they are a reasonable thing to eat
No.2699543
taste good simple as
No.2699544
shirmple as
No.2699546
>>2699545damn girl look out
u got somethin behind ya
No.2699548
hell yes that's a shoop but we love mommy bryce here
No.2699549
jurassic world now theres a movie series with 0 cultural impact
No.2699550
https://kick.com/pennygameplaythats it im taking my white ass to south america
No.2699557
>>2699555oh hell yea were finally in the future
No.2699558
>>2699553damn i wish i was a girl
No.2699559
>>2699554venezuelans are starving 4 foot 11 little brown beaners. this is cope the ameriCHADS probably just pulled up and walked right in
No.2699560
>>2699554this is just like elfen lied
No.2699561
the thought never crossed my mind for a split second that anything else happened besides them just landing and marching in swinging dick. those brownbois are just mad they look like such pussies
No.2699562
i dont see how this bears team loses unless they have to play the pats
No.2699563
i read elfen lied as "elden ring"
No.2699564
they should make an elden ring 2
No.2699565
just did the math theres 13 hours of presidents play mtg content damn its longer than an anime
No.2699566
13 more hours until we get some more football!!!!
No.2699567
and in 2 more hours we get some freezer cold beer
No.2699568
soulgayms are so played out they need to do something wild like make a sports game really shake things up
No.2699569
>>2699566holy fuck man what a coincidence you can watch the entirety of presidents play mtg and then go straight back to football!
No.2699570
and in 5 hours we wake dads nigger ass up falling drunk in the kitchen
No.2699571
why are you falling so much
help me know why
No.2699572
dark souls: golf
No.2699574
deserved for playing a nigger class
No.2699575
oh chosen undead you will never sink that chip-in from the swamp trap
No.2699576
im already zanzibart
No.2699577
any multiplayer game that doesnt allow you to call your opponent a nigger if you so please is not worth your time
No.2699579
name 1 multiplayer game where you can call your opponent a nigger and not get banned
No.2699581
>>2699579yugioh (but only his deck)
No.2699583
https://x.com/nostalgiaa/status/2009983639900098893toon stream the spongebob ep where he ripped his pants
No.2699584
*to the tune of the spongebob squarepants theme*
whos got a big belly and plays wow every day?
NEET FUCK BELLY BOY
No.2699585
im such a worthless piece of shit the world would be a better place if i died
No.2699586
thats ep 2
No.2699587
>>2699585no man you just gotta get in on the adult daycare scam to get millions of dollars for free
No.2699589
>>2699585link 3 posts you've made today
No.2699590
spogebob is so funny
No.2699591
if there was a machine that let you go back in time and ask a historical figure one question before it self destructed and could never be rebuilt, i would go back in time and ask martin luther king why do nigger bitches wear shower caps in public outside of the shower
No.2699592
>>2699591thats a really inefficient invention for that purpose
No.2699593
what if i went back in time and just never asked them a question
free time machine
No.2699595
alright ill just say what we're all thinking
gooks need to be glassed for what theyre doing to pizza
No.2699596
thats a real ugly gook and a real ugly za
No.2699597
that gook is pretty hot but her jaundice is a turn off
No.2699602
why do asians love hotdogs so much
No.2699605
cant believe i wasted the most important years of my life and now ill never get to enjoy adulthood unless i just get lucky and win the lottery
No.2699607
>>2699599yeah you're right
No.2699610
a boys gotta get his boom booms…
No.2699611
>>2699607i was talking about the real world anyway
atleast 80% of the thread is worse than those innocuous posts
No.2699612
>>2699609rasputin's last days (colorized)
No.2699614
gross pig
No.2699615
*picks up a rock*
*feels for how sharp it is*
*drops it to pick up a sharper one*
*whips it into your eye*
No.2699616
lmao googles bitch ass ai telling me to stay home for 8-10 days because i have a runny nose
No.2699617
*marks you for termination for questioning it and autosyncs with palantir's citizen database*
No.2699618
might go for a swim
No.2699619
palantir sounds way too similar to paladin from wow
No.2699620
i'm going to drink beer and smoke weed until i fucking die *trump voice* and we like that
No.2699621
i never stopped picking my nose and eating it i just learned to hide it
No.2699622
a guy i went to college with worked at palantir and he was a total tard so i think its a bunch of smoke and mirrors
No.2699623
peter "faggot poopeater" thiel probably hired him specifically because he was retarded because he wouldn't think it was weird that he had to keep providing daily stool samples at lunchtime
No.2699625
remember blue mountain state
No.2699629
get that bitch 10 cheeseburgers NOW
No.2699630
she looks like a holocaust survivor
she needs gravy and weight gain shakes STAT
No.2699632
>>2699631cant believe they canceled this guy from squidbillies for a tweet
No.2699633
dolly parton is a retarded nigger loving bimbo he was right
i try not to think about it because it sours everything dave willis has made so let's not talk about it and just enjoy the funny video while we pretend niggers don't exist as proof there is a God who loves us
No.2699635
cringing with fagish
No.2699637
legalize rape killing moids
No.2699638
i dont even know how you get raped as a man
No.2699639
you need to be a bald libtard millenial faggot that thinks "mental health services" are for humans and not nigger warehouses
No.2699641
that faggot looks old as fuck too. he's been drinking too much tap water, my dad didn't look that old and grey until he was like 60 and had been drinking and smoking cigs for 50 years
No.2699642
getting raped as a man would probably suck big time
No.2699643
love shutter island its such a good flick
No.2699644
weve been watching bonbi as a lvl 15 and now shes got strapon pretending to have a dick
No.2699645
she should get a horsecock strap on
No.2699646
>>2699643i never saw it but my girlfriend loved that movie before i became a forever alone virgin faggot jobless alcoholic drug addict that can't drive and lives in his parents rented apartments spare bedroom at age 32.98
No.2699647
>>2699646happy early birthday bro!
No.2699649
>>2699648uhh sorry ill have to pass but im sure one of the gaybros would love to
No.2699650
>>2699646crazy that i got an easy job that i spend 3 or 4 hours a week actually doing while billing for full time and spend the rest of my time being an alcoholic drug addict gaming bellybloat in my sweet bachelor pad
No.2699651
bachelor… pad?
No.2699652
>>2699650@seanza cool bro hope you get cancer and die
No.2699653
>>2699650whats your job bro thats what i want to do
No.2699654
BREAKING: A top oil company executive says Donald Trump "smelled like rotten roast beef" during his big White House meeting on Venezuela, he farted audibly no less than a dozen times, and he kept getting up to look at and compliment the nonexistent ballroom like he's senile.
No.2699655
could you imagine being a midget that must be awful your life is just fucked from the start and theres no changing it
No.2699656
trumpy can make that dumpy talk
No.2699657
midgets on average probably have better lives than us think about wee man or all the midgets in porno or movies
No.2699658
>>2699655they dont even have circuses to join any more
No.2699659
and that little faggot from willow and leprachaun and harry pothead and the karl pilkington travel show
No.2699661
https://youtu.be/K8LJcMmdReU?t=273lol i didnt even see that oswald gives the kid a beer after they give a kid a gun
No.2699662
>>2699660bro why would i ever make my own butter
No.2699664
>>2699662that guy is trying to find a way to take his jerking off skills and make it a tax writeoff
No.2699665
damn remember when oswald and lewis got busted in a police sting for selling buzz beer to minors
No.2699666
i hear an english accent i close the tab knowing anything that could possibly be said is going to be the gayest shit on Earth
No.2699667
>>2699665and now you get liquor from uber eats
No.2699668
actually i want all niggers to die so no i don't do that. i drunk drive my White ass to the liquor store and buy it myself rather than let a shitskin feed his kids
No.2699669
thank you drunk me for refilling the water jug and ice cube tray
No.2699671
wish i could go back in time 15 years and stop myself from ruining everything
No.2699672
>>2699670bro what did you to those ponies
No.2699673
15 years ago i was 20 years old so i was still playing wow and drinking we gotta go a little farther back
No.2699674
35 is too old to be making fairytale time travel wishes
im 33, 33 is young
No.2699675
>>2699674next week i'll be 33
i'm still young
No.2699676
been playing rocket league with this kid whos 16 and i told him im 35 and hes said "damn thats almost twice as old as i am"
No.2699679
>>2699676link him here for aaron to groom
No.2699680
damn that nigger can drive a car and doesn't know 16 times 2
thanks gwb
No.2699682
what's really crazy is he didn't immediately start clowing on you
in the halo 3 days we thought guys in their 20s were old as fuck and would shit on them for it
No.2699683
we are old man
No.2699684
i still think guys in their 20s are old as fuck but that's because i still feel like i'm in middle school except my dick don't work and i have less hair
No.2699685
so if you need me
you know im here waiting for you
No.2699686
ill be free when mom and dad are dead
No.2699689
ain't no way drew carey is dating a furry
No.2699691
i was so depressed last night i couldnt finish the game i fucking picked those dogshit bears to win the superbowl…
No.2699692
all the lil bros wanted the brackets reset before the game was over
No.2699693
niggers!
No.2699695
if i were a gazelle or something this fucker would 100% get me
No.2699696
youre basically a gazelle
No.2699697
i said the bears would win the chip after like week 3 and yall made fun of me
No.2699698
its true i did. i called you a fag
No.2699699
youre gonna be eating crow in a few weeks big time
No.2699700
what does that even mean
No.2699701
>>2699624love this lil nword
No.2699702
guy grabbed my tummy and said "dis mine owo"
No.2699706
>>2699703imagine i she walked up to them and asked them to play im solo and then they did and actual han solo ascended from the elevator stairs and started singing about trash compactors
No.2699708
>>2699704me playing fast pace video game with flashing lights
No.2699709
>>2699631ok but this is just like us bunnybros and uyuybros and stuffybunnybros
No.2699712
just cried thinking about gladiator
>my wife and son are already waiting for me
damn…
No.2699713
86 year old democrat congressmen, was in for 45 years. old nepo fuck went from supporting kkk to tranny children while making a cool 100m
No.2699715
1946 went hard
No.2699717
>>2699707you better not spoilerpost when it starts airing youre giving off big spoilertard vibes lately
No.2699718
noooo dont spoiler my little cartoon for japanese school children
No.2699720
>>2699717what counts as a spoiler
No.2699721
i want a bf
No.2699722
does that singing warm up technique where you blow air through your mouth and make your lips vibrate actually do anything
No.2699723
yea it makes you look like a total fag if thats what youre going for
No.2699724
ill probably never eat cotton candy again
No.2699726
>>2699710asmongold reacting to hasan reacting to asmongold?
yeah you know my ass is in
No.2699728
>>2699727elon had that same hairline back in the 90s
this guys gonna be a big star
No.2699729
more about tylers interests?
No.2699730
theyre making a jdorama of the jaudiobook im listening to
No.2699731
wonder if tyler is a gooker just like us
No.2699732
the creator?
No.2699733
tyler from lchs highschool
No.2699734
shock shock shock shock my dog i can't stop
No.2699735
hasan…
No.2699737
persona 6 soon
No.2699740
isnt gut shot a wow thing
No.2699741
isnt that kidney shot?
No.2699745
oh no no no!
No.2699746
TOOOOOOOOT
No.2699748
damn this neetfuck brain its 10am
No.2699751
>>2699749thats mtgfutaspammer
No.2699752
i thought it was mtgwartdick
No.2699753
Scientists discover roughly 16,000 to 18,000 new species every year, with a significant portion being insects, plants, and fungi, a rate that's actually accelerating thanks to better technolog
No.2699754
hate better technolog
No.2699755
>>2699754*studies you*
aaah yes ive found a new species of insect
No.2699756
uhghhhh rise now ye tarnished
No.2699757
ashen one…bring. more. souls.
No.2699758
hol up we got some nfl playoff football in 2.5 hours
No.2699760
whys she speaking engl*sh
No.2699762
gleep is this real
No.2699763
10am
the napfuck jumps back into bed
No.2699767
women are so fuckin stupid and vapid man
No.2699768
no we arent
No.2699770
>>2699766isnt this the guy that ruined UKIP
No.2699771
i think ill pass on clicking that webm
No.2699772
>>2699769that seems dangerous
No.2699773
as a contrarian im pro-ai now
No.2699774
>>2699769for Hwhat purpose
No.2699779
BREAKING NEWS: The White House spokesperson and The New York Post confirm that the U.S. Space Force used a powerful and mysterious sonic weapon during the arrest of narcoterrorist Nicolás Maduro, where 32 Cuban bodyguards were killed.
gleep can i get a qrd on this
No.2699780
if i had ears like that i would not be pinning something big and shiny dead center in them to draw people eyes to them
No.2699781
yea @gleep whats up with that
No.2699782
Moments later, a handful of helicopters appeared — “barely eight,” by his count — deploying what he estimated were just 20 US troops into the area.
But those few men, he said, came armed with something far more powerful than guns.
“They were technologically very advanced,” the guard recalled. “They didn’t look like anything we’ve fought against before.”
What ensued, he said, was not a battle, but a slaughter.
“We were hundreds, but we had no chance,” he said. “They were shooting with such precision and speed; it felt like each soldier was firing 300 rounds per minute.”
Then came the weapon that still haunts him.
“At one point, they launched something; I don’t know how to describe it,” he said. “It was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside.”
“We all started bleeding from the nose,” he said. “Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move. We couldn’t even stand up after that sonic weapon — or whatever it was.”
“Those twenty men, without a single casualty, killed hundreds of us,” he claimed. “We had no way to compete with their technology, with their weapons. I swear, I’ve never seen anything like it.”
No.2699788
>>2699785oh shit its wesley willis
No.2699789
>>2699787and????????????????
No.2699791
lilbro is watching competitive minecraft 💀💀💀
No.2699793
>>2699783why is he playing in danish
No.2699794
adult programs.
because im an adult.
No.2699795
https://www.twitch.tv/wirtualim watching wirtual trying to brainrot his way into 5 frameperfect inputs in a row to finish a trackmania map
No.2699797
>>2699794lil bro is watching fox news because thats all his dad watched growing up
No.2699798
this morning it was an episode of fake taxi with rae lil black
No.2699799
wish rae lil black didnt fuck her face up she was so hot in those first pornos
No.2699800
shes a devout muslim now dont talk about her p*rn
No.2699803
think im gonna make a website game
No.2699805
ive been watching hella supertf recently that kid is funny as hell
No.2699806
>>2699799>>2699804i answered you retard
No.2699809
>>2699806why tf did i deserve that (you)
No.2699811
lil bro is pressed over being called lilbro for watching minecwaft stweams 🤣🤣🤣
No.2699812
wouldnt catch me watching a kids game thats for sure
No.2699816
then go mine lol
No.2699817
people always talk about this prebogged rae lil black era but ive never seen it she was always just kinda gross looking
No.2699820
>>2699817she took d well but yeah shes mid
No.2699821
she looked exactly like the kind of girl whod be a dirty porno whore but that was part of the appeal
No.2699822
dad came back home at a retarded time when i was about to sneak down and do my exercises wtf just go to work and stay gone
No.2699823
>>2699801i think she still does porn
No.2699824
id rather watch a beautiful jav girl get fucked than septum whores with tats and shit
No.2699826
thats such a septum whore thing to say
No.2699827
most jav sucks because japanese guys are really bad at fuckin
No.2699828
when its all pandospam in the last 50 you know its a skip
No.2699829
lil bro is still seething and lashing out 😏
No.2699831
yea ok *closes the tab*
No.2699832
now check this nasty bitch out with her fat stomach and hard nips you can see everything the only thing thats missing is some oil
https://kick.com/starb No.2699835
the thing that makes me most misogynist in this world is when i get a female subway "sandwich artist" and shes less than half the speed of any male worker
No.2699837
pando is black and only 5'4?
lmao
No.2699838
do you think pando is actually proud of how abhorrent people find his posts or is it just cope
No.2699839
i always imnagined pando was a twinky lanklet like freaky tall for a twink
No.2699842
i liked pandos posts one year ago the nupando is too feisty for me
No.2699843
>>2699841we dont drink soda anymore man only aqua
No.2699844
aquatan…
No.2699846
>>2699843dont reply to me again, "man"
No.2699847
Rudolph Bartholomew "Rudy" Tabootie[1] is one of the two main protagonists of ChalkZone.
No.2699848
pando we should hop on bluesky
No.2699849
pando probably doesnt f with bluesky since its so heavily moderated and he doesnt get to feel like a victim
No.2699850
pandos gonna be a victim alrite
a rape victim
No.2699851
i gotta go see my shrink today
No.2699852
you gonna see a shrink alrite
a rape shrink
No.2699856
>>2699853we love it when pando is happy
No.2699857
pando is 5'4???? *tries to hide my bonner*
No.2699858
imagine throwing pando around like a lil baby
No.2699859
i been soda free since the first of the month
No.2699861
same actually but i didnt plan for it it just happened when i started drinking normal amounts of water
No.2699862
wudy is probably like 45 you’re allowed to lose some hair
No.2699863
rudy is 28
No.2699864
just got another cringe flashback memory
No.2699865
i just had a monster white desu
No.2699866
>>2699865you tryna get into agartha?
No.2699867
man there’s 8 white boys on the court in this iowa/illinois college hoops game
No.2699868
hate white bois
No.2699869
white boys are taking over sports
No.2699870
i remember the last time i talked to pando he called me a disgusting racist because i told him i thought chinese sounded like a 3rd world guttural language and i couldn't bear listening to it
No.2699871
call me whyboy-san
No.2699872
>>2699870he right for that one doe
No.2699873
ayo waiboi
No.2699875
only 35 minutes until we got some NFL PLAYOFF FOOTBALL!!!!
and it’s a big one
No.2699876
>>2699874why dont you tell them to come here man
No.2699877
hawk tuah spit on that thang
No.2699878
sigh miss her
No.2699880
hawk tuah would be a great wife
No.2699881
i dont see what you see in her tbh
No.2699883
im on a date with pandobra… O_O
No.2699886
WE
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No.2699887
STRAND ALERT
DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINK OTHER THAN THIS ONE
FUCK THE DICK LINKER DISGUSTING FUCKING FREAK
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>>2699881thats because you are a homosexual lil bro