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 No.2695051[Last 50 Posts]

yntgaj edition

 No.2695052

just hand wrote 10 pages of my cringe ass romance fic and i have yet to stop

 No.2695053

File: 1767564462683.png (1.94 MB, 1179x1205, 1767540871587.png)


 No.2695054

File: 1767564468665.jpg (134.45 KB, 1080x1439, 572721408_1853789740005818….jpg)

2026 asian love story

 No.2695055

File: 1767564488387.jpg (130.22 KB, 1906x931, predestination .jpg)


 No.2695056

>>2695052
just use ai man who cares

 No.2695057

i dont get it

 No.2695058

i want a bf

 No.2695059

>>2695056
all my thoughts are my own
can you say the same

 No.2695060


 No.2695061

>>2695060
did you need chat gpt to help write this

 No.2695062

File: 1767565020707.jpg (127.42 KB, 1440x1920, 609067674_1797922150798730….jpg)

no.. ning no…..

 No.2695063

im a grok kinda guy

 No.2695064

File: 1767565092117.jpg (86.3 KB, 1440x1080, 609159785_1803293618975885….jpg)

im a gook kinda guy

 No.2695065

File: 1767565197757.jpg (591.02 KB, 1440x1920, 551024516_1796645735697680….jpg)

@gook make my life complete

 No.2695066

hiiii im very normal

 No.2695067

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 No.2695068

>>2695062
don't tell me she's gonna make out with the dawg man pls no

 No.2695069

File: 1767565893023.png (61.84 KB, 663x539, ClipboardImage.png)

trump is acquiring the ancient artifacts

 No.2695070

oh no no no zesty niggabros!

 No.2695071

hol up is trump gonna summon ghidorah?

 No.2695072

actually huge if true

 No.2695073

feels like sonic 2 and that newer transformers had a similar story

 No.2695074

im dropping out of school!!!!!!!

 No.2695075

>>2695074
bro x___x

 No.2695076

>>2695074
cmon bro dont end up like me

 No.2695077

i still don't understand why the coding nerds here haven't been replicating bots to win 9/10 times in polymarket

 No.2695078

>>2695074
not in 2026 dumbass

 No.2695079

>>2695074
you were the chosen one man…

 No.2695080

so youre telling me the 8-9 carolina panthers are going to make the playoffs but the soon to be 9-8 detroit lions arent?

*wheeze*

 No.2695081

File: 1767567109499.mp4 (3.14 MB, rxrJVD5d3d_VUlOP.mp4)


 No.2695082

whats the good game to watch

 No.2695083

>>2695074
cmon man 2026 was our year

 No.2695084

told you fuckers 2026 was a wash

 No.2695085

i'm not a fucker

 No.2695086

i need to get a lock for the scooter i cant keep rolling it into stores with me

 No.2695087

2025 was the wash 2026 were going full send

 No.2695088

accidentally shuffled my hand into my library for the 2nd time during a commander game
gonna kms

 No.2695089

>>2695088
how do you accidentally do that dumbass

 No.2695090

File: 1767567888934.jpg (267.71 KB, 1440x1920, 560299537_1807509275332983….jpg)

its sunday night
and you know what we do on sunday night

 No.2695091

we're so locked in for 2026
it really starts tomorrow frfr

 No.2695092

no but it really does start tomorrow for me

 No.2695093

>>2695091
yikes bro dont tell me you still havent started

 No.2695094

>>2695089
step 1 shuffle library
step 2 accidentally pick up your hand which you laid face down and shuffle them into your library
step 3 realize your mistake after you finish shuffling

 No.2695095

File: 1767568003710.jpg (8.13 KB, 284x59, Untitled.jpg)

*locks in*

 No.2695096

fuck man water really is the greatest human invention

 No.2695097

>>2695095
yooooooooooooo

 No.2695098

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 No.2695099

>>2695093
it's the first monday of the year bro

 No.2695100

i knew that niggas notes would be shit like that

 No.2695101

>>2695095
aite
its fucking on

 No.2695102

>>2695095
sometimes you gotta sneak in a lil nap to recharge…

 No.2695103

>>2695099
who gives a shit about that lol we are 4 days in already

 No.2695104

i almost had a disastrous fall last night when i was drunk i fell backwards on my ass onto my array of vodka bottles

 No.2695105

>>2695088
youre such a burden

 No.2695106

if i was smart i would shower and then go grocery shopping rn

 No.2695107

>>2695095
bro tuck in, the day isnt over yet

 No.2695108

>>2695106
just do it

 No.2695109

File: 1767568624546.jpg (63.76 KB, 455x555, Untitled.jpg)

dad: whats this $5 charge on my credit card for boy
bellyboy:

 No.2695110

*pops open a legendary*

 No.2695111

alfred alfer

 No.2695112

>>2695109
bro you already got a good deck what are you cracking packs for

 No.2695113

*pringles voice*
once you crack packs you cant stop

 No.2695114

ah yes "pringles" voice

 No.2695115

lol

 No.2695116

i didnt hardly do shit today except eat ice cream and jack off

 No.2695117

why are the rams losing
why are the bears losing

 No.2695118

gamblin dan campbell isnt gonna lose to his old coordinator man, them bears never stood a chance

 No.2695119

damn i could use some pringles rn

 No.2695120

day 4 nofap
i'm kinda losing it

 No.2695121

>>2695116
big ups to the ice cream
massive L on that jack off

 No.2695122

i tried to jack off to tik tok femboys (clothed, non pornographic) but it just wasnt happening
guess ill just have to dreamblast in about a week or so

 No.2695123


 No.2695124

>>2695123
very racist

 No.2695125

you guys are fucked

 No.2695126

this is why im chud

 No.2695127

File: 1767569789227.jpg (232.39 KB, 1376x1200, G9zG89DboAAi17z.jpg)


 No.2695128

i still think about that game where mike mcdaniels could have had the all time nfl scoring record but stopped scoring on purpose cuz he thinks the nfl is pop warner

lost all respect for him after that

 No.2695129

reminder they is not a singular pronoun and refers exclusively to a group

 No.2695130

raytheon is so cool
i asked gleep for a vannevar bush/raytheon pill but i think he left us again x_x

 No.2695131

>>2695129
ok boomer

 No.2695132

>>2695129
i dont believe that theres anyone that ever uses this argument unironically

 No.2695133

>>2695132
i use that argument
im using it right now

 No.2695134

File: 1767570023146.png (389.3 KB, 640x480, ClipboardImage.png)

Monster episodes 13 - ??? in a few minutes

https://toontime.space/

 No.2695135

yeah ironically

 No.2695136

im like herzog i dont even understand irony or metaphor

 No.2695137

>>2695134
everypony hates you
we all hate you

 No.2695138

why do the streamers get off on streaming dogshit so much?

 No.2695139

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 No.2695140

im a druid

 No.2695141

im an angel

 No.2695142

im a alien

 No.2695143

im a freak

 No.2695144

im blue da ba dee da ba da

 No.2695145

i'm tracer

 No.2695146

im already weirdo

 No.2695147

nerf freakzii

 No.2695148

im a creep xD

 No.2695149

crazy how “cocky want boing boing” doesn’t work on asian women anymore
its so over for passport bros

 No.2695150

ate grillos every day in 2026 so far

 No.2695151

onahole inflation

 No.2695152

i plan on meeting my asian princess at the foreign foods section of my grocery store or on a park bench

 No.2695153

actually everypuppy here loves toon

 No.2695154

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 No.2695155

>>2695153
huge +1

 No.2695156


 No.2695157

what we want toot to stream:
- megalopolis
- evangelion
- lotr
- zootopia
what he actually streams:
- elephant asshole crapping onto the camera

 No.2695158

sigh toon is so dreamy and popular 😍

 No.2695159


 No.2695160

The Milton scholars screamed and argued about how the serpent was supposed to
move before it crawled on its belly. Dr. Matthews, enraged that Dr. Goldstein could believe the serpent bounced around on the coiled end of its tail, flipped over the conference table. "Satan is not a
fucking pogo stick!" he howled.

 No.2695161

toot got into streaming?

 No.2695162

>>2695157
ifhhsm

 No.2695163


 No.2695164

*tigger voice*
bouncin's what devils do besth~~!

 No.2695165

>>2695164
bottoms too

 No.2695166

worst thing about mtg is that i have to wait like five damned days to play again

 No.2695167

im a bottom and ive never bounced

 No.2695168

whats ur anal prep routine

 No.2695169

androgyny requires femininity as a base and masculinity as seasoning and if you reverse it you just get an abomination

 No.2695170

>>2695169
hegels talks of this

 No.2695171

invading iran would be so poggers

not wanting to invade iran is so chopped unc

 No.2695172

>>2695170
no he doesnt. have you read hegels?

 No.2695173


 No.2695174

*hegel voice*
these are dialectically delicious

 No.2695175

>>2695173
me neither

 No.2695176

i didnt think i could asia women more

 No.2695177

we only read jung and kant in this comm

 No.2695178

i dont read anything im a proud midwit

 No.2695179

>>2695178
destiny…

 No.2695180

>>2695179
*sucks your dick*

 No.2695181

were actually neoplatonists

 No.2695182

our guy schopenhauer owned hegel

 No.2695183

evola called schopenhauer a retard though

 No.2695184

>>2695168
metamucil every morning and one douche before sexy times

 No.2695185

what brand douche

 No.2695186

File: 1767571250406.jpg (412.67 KB, 2048x1364, 1587331196736.jpg)

>>2695137
you're so tsun~

 No.2695187

>>2695176
amen 🙏

 No.2695188

>>2695183
evola is for pseuds

 No.2695189

evolas for chads

 No.2695190

knowing about a bunch of french philofaggots is for pseuds

 No.2695191

>>2695190
nobody named a single french person you dimwit

 No.2695192

hegel is spiritually french cuz hes gay

 No.2695193

baited this exact response >>2695191

 No.2695194

>>2695191
thats the joke homie
also every philosophy circlejerk faggot is spiritually french

 No.2695195

aw someone beat me to spiritually french

 No.2695196

hahahahhahahahahahaha now whose spiritually french slowboy?

 No.2695197

loinschuds…

 No.2695198

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 No.2695199

im so adhd its insane actually

 No.2695200

do you pause movies every 2 minutes to refresh websites too

 No.2695201

more like every 5-20

 No.2695202

im so sexually dominant and good at video games its insane actually

 No.2695203

how do you know if someones your opp

 No.2695204

>>2695200
yea and i have 7 different websites that ill load up and check back to back routinely in a ritual fashion. y for youtube, right click new tab, one-enter, click back to youtube start scrolling and then close it, 162 has finished loading go to the new thread, okay its shit go to this 4chan thread, okay its shit go to this other 4chan thread, okay thats shit open discord, okay thats shit hit n for hacker news, okay thats shit ill close that tab and then be like wait wasnt i doing something and then oh yeah i went to everything and closed it all
repeat a dozen times a day

 No.2695205

ugh got over my butthurt losing a video game and some nigger messaged me, 'ayo i heard you lost nigga'

had to relive it…

 No.2695206

not everyone thats nice to you is your friend not every that is mean to you is your enemy

 No.2695207

>>2695204
your fucked bro

 No.2695208

i have ops all around me

 No.2695209

File: 1767572265723.png (22.03 KB, 754x247, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695210

ow2 is down? i was gonna play that shit fuck!

 No.2695211

ayo i heard you lost nigga

 No.2695212

File: 1767572308986.jpg (18.32 KB, 520x282, 1587497611498.jpg)

>hit n for hacker news

 No.2695213

lions kicker looks nervous

 No.2695214

>>2695212
is that Curtis yarvin

 No.2695215

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa we dem loins!!!!!

 No.2695216

my hair is completely grey man

 No.2695217

is your beard salt n peppa or is it fully grey too
salt n peppa beards look so dope

 No.2695218

i cant really grow a beard

 No.2695219

>>2695218
get your t levels checked

 No.2695220


 No.2695221

hol up we got that bad man aaron rodgers vs our top negro lamar for a spot in the playoffs starting up in less than an hour

 No.2695222

what happened to flacco is he still a bengal

 No.2695223

File: 1767573133790.png (610.68 KB, 1000x860, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695224

>>2695222
they let him play a down or two earlier today brother u missed it!!!

 No.2695225


 No.2695226

ok fuck korean we are learning chinese

 No.2695227


 No.2695228

>>2695226
imagine having sex with her!

 No.2695229

one of my dreams is to make my future asian wife speak her native asian language to me during love making

 No.2695230

tonight i learn to mime walk

 No.2695231

>>2695230
michael jackson ahhh nigga

 No.2695232

File: 1767573824743.jpg (763.51 KB, 2548x1627, castile 1516.jpg)

we mostly kept the reformation out of iberia the past 5 years but my mom suddenly converted to lutheranism

 No.2695233

7:45pm
all my chores are done

 No.2695234

File: 1767574034027.png (469.54 KB, 768x768, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695235

orange man….bad?

 No.2695236

>>2695234
giwtwm

 No.2695237

File: 1767574137163.png (269.15 KB, 780x393, ClipboardImage.png)

lol truuuuuueeee

 No.2695238

idgi

 No.2695239

>>2695226
true..

 No.2695240

starcraft is so far out of the cultural zeitgeist id be surprised if anyone gets it

 No.2695241

i don't get asmr

 No.2695242

one last regular season nigger collide game and its a win or go home game featuring the bad man aaron rodgers

 No.2695243

yall bullshittin

 No.2695244

File: 1767575519491.jpg (1.29 MB, 3024x4032, F3qhc4ca4AAsNbt.jpg)


 No.2695245

i wish those chinese girls would just talk normal

 No.2695246

and you know we got dem steelies winnin big

 No.2695247

we've got 10k on the bad man

 No.2695248

File: 1767575682110.jpg (151.6 KB, 1920x1080, 1767566328437953.jpg)


 No.2695249

wish i could watch the game but i got a big day tomorrow

 No.2695250

>>2695248
nigga you watching the witch?

 No.2695251

Pittsburgh Steelers vs Baltimore Ravens

https://baked.live/tv/wid

 No.2695252

the vvitch

 No.2695253

x x x triple x rated

 No.2695254

File: 1767575867445.webm (2.94 MB, 720x1280, 1767571095655033.webm)


 No.2695255

toon stream xXx (2002)

 No.2695256

>>2695254
wish i had a prize hog

 No.2695257

thats some pig

 No.2695258

>>2695254
hes scared as hell :(

 No.2695259

File: 1767576096079.jpg (1.56 MB, 2894x4093, GpcbJW2bEAAOje8.jpg)


 No.2695260

File: 1767576205396.png (104.63 KB, 714x303, ClipboardImage.png)

guy who boywifed so hard he became legally transgender then got arrested by the inquisition for succubus tf

 No.2695261

>>2695254
aw hell naw

 No.2695262

how else you gonna transport your pig

 No.2695263

in one of those horse trailers

 No.2695264

File: 1767576741595.jpg (340.29 KB, 1536x2048, G9yRLv_XUAAdWQd.jpg)

guys be lookin at a girl like this and thinking "i can fix her"

 No.2695265

she just needs a 35 year old neet alcoholic with grey hair

 No.2695266

>>2695264
she should have done little designs with the cuts

 No.2695267

>>2695264
bro that's impossible

 No.2695268

File: 1767577094272.mp4 (16.8 MB, m2-res_1080p.mp4)

the swedes are back

 No.2695269

emily youcis gf

 No.2695270

>>2695074
what year are you lil bro?

 No.2695271

File: 1767577240048.png (566.41 KB, 1050x1032, ClipboardImage.png)

lol

 No.2695272

File: 1767577307770.png (143.68 KB, 1032x811, ClipboardImage.png)

hol' up, you mean to tell me that the entire time we were watching boring football games we could have been watching our favorite girls (male) go fast in our favorite games!?


https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

 No.2695273

>>2695272
>no mtg
ugh lame

 No.2695274

>>2695268
finnchuds…

 No.2695275


 No.2695276

hol up that bad man aaron rodgers has…1 yard passing so far…

 No.2695277

https://x.com/DerasMeryl64114/status/2007675586295251265
cumming on girls and running away must be such a rush

 No.2695278

File: 1767577757874.png (2.08 MB, 2028x1101, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2695272
holy fuck!

 No.2695279

>>2695271
uhhh xibros??

 No.2695280

ah yes shovda and blackheartwings along with elite_spud

 No.2695281

>>2695277
nah man that was probably a stealthjack in a busy train

 No.2695282

lol

 No.2695283

last 1

 No.2695284

>>2695268
holy shit this is just like heated rivalry

 No.2695285

>>2695283
no i got more holoclips, i even have a miss nene speedrun clip lol

 No.2695286

>>2695272
soulless

 No.2695287

steelers coach should be fired for that 4th down attempt
you arent gonna tush push 3 yards man

 No.2695288

>>2695269
nahhhh

 No.2695289

https://www.twitch.tv/dj_ansi
we gotta get in on this lower level japanese wrestlin, it looks fun

 No.2695290

File: 1767578672552.png (1.2 MB, 1078x903, ClipboardImage.png)

let… him…. bake…

 No.2695291

File: 1767578728736.png (462.41 KB, 870x629, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695292

the bad man is just plain bad

 No.2695293

this is probably his last game

 No.2695294

oh yeah i forgot dk giganigga is still suspended for swiping at a loins fan 2 weeks ago lol

 No.2695295

wr1s are the ultimate nwords tehy cant be controlled
ab diggs tyreek dk the list goes on

 No.2695296

there's a ton of mamacitas venezuelan refugees
should we get in on this?

 No.2695297

st brown is a good boy

 No.2695298

File: 1767579701912.png (7.26 MB, 2427x2577, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695299

it would be so hot if she had a giant horsecock

 No.2695300

holy shit the moon is so bright rn

 No.2695301

why dont any of these niggers just blast lanigger in the head when he goes out for a run like that

 No.2695302

>>2695301
we should blast your nigger head

 No.2695303

do you know what nizoral is or are you normal

 No.2695304

friends, i have a confession to make
i failed both no porn and no fap 2026
im sorry

 No.2695305

oh no no non o nonono

 No.2695306

sometimes dad rewinds the aislop ads he gets on youtube and watches them again
i dont think theres a dumber niggercattle on the planet

 No.2695307

your dad is a good goy you should follow his example

 No.2695308

took some major Ls this weekend

 No.2695309

im 23 pages into my romance fic and im not sorry

 No.2695310

>>2695309
youre writing a romance fic?

 No.2695311


 No.2695312

>>2695310
yeah im gonna sell it on amazon

 No.2695313

my trackpad magically fixed itself if anyone cares btw

 No.2695314

them ls man them ls. it never gets easier, just gotta forget i cant fucking learn

 No.2695315

>>2695312
post it here bro ill tell you if it makes me hard

 No.2695316

https://old.reddit.com/user/chloemal/submitted/ damn we need to get this bitch on kick shes sexy as hell im gonna need some of you grok bros to step up

 No.2695317

hoooo boy theyre goin for it 4th and 1!

 No.2695318

>>2695315
its mlm

 No.2695319

we dem stoolers!!

 No.2695320

>>2695318
ew gross man wtf

 No.2695321

is this gringoid serious? does he not know we’re going to castrate all moids north of laredo?

 No.2695322


 No.2695323

>>2695309
ask grok to finish it off man

 No.2695324

damn that new raimikino looks crazy
i might go to the movie theatre for the first time in a decade to watch that joint

 No.2695325

hol' up was that banjo kazooie music on the nfl broadcast?

 No.2695326

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO LANIGGERBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2695327

oh no no non o no lanigger!

 No.2695328

lani?

 No.2695329

i need to go to sleep for work but this football game is too important to miss

 No.2695330


 No.2695331

that bad man aaron rodgers is so so bad

 No.2695332

did you see the rest of the drive where he picked the ravens apart

 No.2695333

File: 1767585041243.jpg (72.44 KB, 959x1213, IMG_1020.jpg)

pissed my pants again :/

 No.2695334


 No.2695335

watchpeoplethrive.tv

 No.2695336

lanigger is chimping out

 No.2695337

oh no no no no no no no no no

 No.2695338

oh no no no!

 No.2695339

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO N O SHITSBURG STOOLERS

 No.2695340

*gets paid millions of dollars to tackle people*
*doesnt tackle*

 No.2695341

lamarr is so good fr

 No.2695342

the bad man aaron rodgers with 8 minutes

 No.2695343

green eighteeeeeeen green eighteen huthuthut
WERE GOOD WERE GOOD
blue 19 sethut!

 No.2695344

all my niggas alfred nigga heil alfer

 No.2695345

File: 1767585800086.png (1.03 MB, 971x1390, ClipboardImage.png)

hate when this happens

 No.2695346

that dude just got his brain scrambled

 No.2695347

>>2695186
this is so us

 No.2695348

File: 1767586044992.jpg (431.71 KB, 1440x1920, 587766801_1808833292305568….jpg)


 No.2695349

the steelers messed up
a fan yelled the f word loud enough to hear on the broadcast
the bad man has some more magic left in his old bones

 No.2695350

that baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man

 No.2695351

File: 1767586207205.jpg (166.59 KB, 965x1204, Capture.JPG)

we could've done this

 No.2695352

stoolers wasted both of their timeouts

 No.2695353

third and two
everyone hurt
communications jammed
who can do it

 No.2695354

wasted all three time outs lol!

 No.2695355

we dem stoolers!

 No.2695356

yeaaaaa here we go *dinks and dunks*

 No.2695357

>>2695304
this week is just the warm up. it doesn't start for real until next week.

 No.2695358

>>2695357
hol up?

 No.2695359

these people in pittsburg are nuts
this is going to overtime and we have to be up for work in under 7 hours

 No.2695360

holy fuck that dude 42 is fucking huge

 No.2695361

File: 1767586669230.jpg (25.92 KB, 281x328, 1580691710728.jpg)


 No.2695362

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2695363

OH NO NO NO

 No.2695364

lmaoooooooooooooooooo shitty stinky stoolers now have zero timeouts!!!

 No.2695365

all my fancy football nwords are scoring 40 points each this week !!!!!

 No.2695366

File: 1767587000243.png (631.17 KB, 750x911, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695367

that bad man is doing it??

 No.2695368

3rd down…..

 No.2695369

THAT BAD BAD MAN

 No.2695370

File: 1767587150393.jpg (61.71 KB, 510x680, 489026868_1155093506646708….jpg)

TND

 No.2695371

hol' up we dem bad man aaron rodgers!!

 No.2695372

UH OH STINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2695373

File: 1767587194357.jpg (36.42 KB, 475x493, 1766951303958803.jpg)

HOW DID HE MISS THAT

 No.2695374

>>2695358
yeah it's like the nfl pre season.

 No.2695375

steelers bros did we get too cocky? dem ravens are getting within field goal range…

 No.2695376

OH NO NO NO NO NO STOOLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2695377

File: 1767587333181.png (170.87 KB, 526x487, 1766927058718797.png)

what the FUCK

 No.2695378

their only hope is lanigger choking

 No.2695379

here come dem refs

 No.2695380

lanigger choked!

 No.2695381

4th and 7 ravens bros…

 No.2695382

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy 4th and 7 for the playoffs

 No.2695383

OH NO NO NO NO STOOLERS

 No.2695384

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

 No.2695385

it all comes down to this field goal… for the playoffs… for the bad man aaron rogers career…

 No.2695386

that white boy is about to get murdered in the locker room

 No.2695387

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HE MISSED

 No.2695388

OH NOOOOOOOOO NO NO NONONONONON


AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 No.2695389

WE DEM STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLERS

 No.2695390

File: 1767587734177.png (1.11 MB, 1098x853, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695391

File: 1767587791224.jpg (96.3 KB, 1200x624, 1767587750439083.jpg)


 No.2695392

>maaaaaaaaaaayn dat cracka ass nigga missed dat gaht damn kick??!??

 No.2695393

wow, what an insane game. i feel sorry for the yuro sistas who are stuck watching soccer 😂

 No.2695394

>>2695393
theyre so retarded for that lol

 No.2695395

the bad man aaron rodgers survivesn for another game
*chef's kiss*

 No.2695396

thats what that fat nigger running back on the ravens gets for ruining my fantasy season

 No.2695397

what a game
what a frickin game man

 No.2695398

File: 1767588435487.png (18.82 MB, 4096x4096, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695399

games are for kids its time to grow up

 No.2695401

*hops on mtga*

 No.2695402

the baltimore sports radio callins are getting spicy

 No.2695403

on the bright side for baltimore they are on track to win the award for most murders per capita again

 No.2695404

>>2695402
LINK IT NIGGERBOY

 No.2695405

File: 1767589581954.png (791.78 KB, 1900x985, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695406

tadaima~

 No.2695407

okaeri~

 No.2695408

File: 1767589824462.png (174.72 KB, 1024x967, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695409

>>2695400

meant to makek this post here lol

 No.2695410

these drunk niggers calling up

 No.2695411

GOD I HATE TOON SO MUCH
I HATE HIM
I HATE HIM
I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

 No.2695412


 No.2695413

i have 80 minutes to
brush my teeth
take a shower

 No.2695414

File: 1767592049181.jpg (250.62 KB, 1240x1514, G90gN-MXEAARCVa.jpg)

omo

 No.2695415


 No.2695416

>>2695414
the year of the horse is gonna be so lit

 No.2695417


 No.2695418

>>2695414
artist fucked up by not giving the boyfriend a visible erection

 No.2695419

ummm you're chinese

 No.2695420

i no chinese why u say da

 No.2695421

what is trump doing to make sure society has the casual nudity horsecocked futas we've been waiting for

 No.2695422

biboo got warframepilled

 No.2695423

ugh i hate him so much

 No.2695424

Rainbow Six Siege Has Been Hacked Again, And Players Are Reportedly Getting 67-Day Bans
ayooooo

 No.2695425

drew carey is cooming in a fuckin nigger

 No.2695426

this dude on gdq started tearing up during the end of his run

 No.2695427

he probably realized he wasted his life doing something extremely gay that no one cares about

 No.2695428

that would be cry worthy

 No.2695429

having no skills or redeeming qualities whatsoever is more respectable than being a speedrunner

 No.2695430

battlecruiser operational

 No.2695431

does mtga have the avatar crossover cards and can you get them without swiping

 No.2695432

you guys are experiencing internet psychosis you need to get out you need to stop

 No.2695433

can i just pay a guy on craigslist to hit me in the c1 vertebrae with a brick and turn me into a crippled retard in a wheelchair

 No.2695434

i could do that for free

 No.2695435

the whole world is sick this isnt how people are supposed to live

 No.2695436

>>2695434
i would have stiffed him

 No.2695437

you wont be stiffing anyone if your a cripple lil bro

 No.2695438

>>2695431
yes but you have to grind a bunch of games with the dogshit starter decks against other noobs with the dogshit starter decks

 No.2695439

File: 1767600240297.mp4 (1.7 MB, 1767359481050767.mp4)


 No.2695440

crazy that i can bet on two old fucks playing ping pong in some kind of dungeon

 No.2695441

why do you have a video of naked chicks farting man get a fucking grip

 No.2695442

elden ring was…….. 4 FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!!!!

 No.2695443

didnt play that open world slop

 No.2695444


 No.2695445

File: 1767603496082.jpg (199.09 KB, 1440x1800, 440835333_1591932378317948….jpg)


 No.2695446


im a chinese baddie?

 No.2695447

mom might buy me a condo nice

 No.2695448

damn thats sick bro but how are you gonna eat

 No.2695449

thought about the endless pitch black nothingness of death and now i cant sleep

 No.2695450

toilet on my belly

 No.2695451

ugh i hate drinking i feel like shit and my poop smells weird

 No.2695452

my feet are hot

 No.2695453

what the hell goes on in suriname never heard of those guys doing anything ever

 No.2695454

i need this

 No.2695455

File: 1767610199280.png (48.3 KB, 676x250, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2695453
i dont think they do anything

 No.2695456

>>2695454
need to learn how to neg like this pro

 No.2695457

>>2695456
that post is making the redness in your skin show through
not terrible though

 No.2695458

>>2695457
shes putting on a masterclass every little slight is made with such seeming politeness and a tone of kindly concern that the girl cant even get upset without it coming off as a hysterical overreaction

 No.2695459

been watching mtg lore videos all day that shit used to go so hard

 No.2695460

6am time for the neighbors dog to start fucking barking

 No.2695461

soaked some nice freezing water on my feet

had this same problem when i was a fat kid, my fatness might be causing blood to flow to my feet

 No.2695462

you should read the mtg novels

 No.2695463

theres some rules about glasses shape compared to your head/face shape but idk if mine are right

 No.2695464

File: 1767611747752.jpg (112.79 KB, 976x672, G92QZwWXsAAQ4XU.jpg)


 No.2695465

girls get to have so much fun dressing up its not fair

 No.2695466

>>2695463
big normal shaped glasses almost always work

 No.2695467

idk what normal shaped glasses are

 No.2695468

orange loves his small cup more than jingly balls

 No.2695469

tfw no small cup

 No.2695470

dunno why i made a yntgaj edition im never getting a job!

 No.2695471

luv trump luv smon

 No.2695472

>>2695459
are you watching presidents play commander bro?

 No.2695473

we need to make white supremacy cool again

 No.2695474

>>2695449
Jesus saves

 No.2695475

i'm up

 No.2695476

*white supremacy*
*look closer*
*it's really jewish supremacy*

 No.2695477

ONOONONONONOONNOONNONOONNOOONONONOONONONO I DONT WANT TO WORK TOMORROW

 No.2695478

genuinely insane how disconnected american leftists and libs are from reality

 No.2695479

File: 1767621734677.png (1.31 MB, 832x1216, ClipboardImage.png)

i look like this btw

 No.2695480

File: 1767621967053.jpg (380.42 KB, 2048x1152, G95ANBjbsAA9chc.jpg)

the cock vein spelling 2026 is truly inspired

 No.2695481

im bowed

 No.2695482

>>2695479
on purpose?

 No.2695483

guys quick check your spam folder in mine i got an invitation to join the illuminati by finsly maxwell

 No.2695484


 No.2695485

>>2695454
tfw no beautiful asian color expert girlfriend

 No.2695486

File: 1767622653337.jpg (224.73 KB, 877x2048, 20260104_230645.jpg)

>>2695477
we are at work today bro!

 No.2695487


 No.2695488

>>2695483
i did this and apparently im entitled to a class action lawsuit settlement involving limited run games o_O

 No.2695489

>>2695488
holy fuck you're rich!

 No.2695490

kbreak

 No.2695491


 No.2695492

File: 1767623141621.png (2.12 MB, 1930x2671, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695493

gross dude

 No.2695494

i prefer the watamotes with massive cocks

 No.2695495

im trying out this black tea blend and its kind of nasty :\

 No.2695496

>>2695495
what is it

 No.2695497

um did someone just post animated cp here?

 No.2695498

>>2695496
it was part of the loose tea that my sister got me for christmas and it was just black tea blend
i put some milk in and its a little better but not my favorite

 No.2695499

>>2695490
now thats a throwback
i miss red velvet so much

 No.2695500

i always thought they were saying lookie lookie but in a racist engrish kind of way

 No.2695501

File: 1767625865492.png (839.56 KB, 680x630, ClipboardImage.png)

Anyone claiming Venezuelans are happy the U.S. abducted their leader is gaslighting you.

Yes, Maduro was a horrible, corrupt, authoritarian figure. He deserves no praise. But that does not make it okay for the United States to kidnap world leaders. That’s not justice, it’s a dangerous precedent.

We’ve seen this movie before. Libya. Leader removed, power vacuum created, region destabilized. The people paid the price, not the dictator.

Now Venezuela is next. Chaos, infighting, and foreign interests circling, and let’s be honest, this won’t end with Venezuelans suddenly thriving. It ends with resources being extracted while citizens are left with scraps.

What the White House is doing is illegal and largely unsupported. You don’t have to defend Maduro to say this was wrong.

Two things can be true:
Maduro was evil, and this was reckless.

 No.2695502

two things can be true is a niggerism

 No.2695503

everything starts today

 No.2695504

crazy our lives are beginning

 No.2695505

all my puppys nazis

 No.2695506

>>2695501
im landmoding so hard right now
politics is a virus

 No.2695507

im breaking the conditioning

 No.2695508

you need conditioner man

 No.2695509

not right now i buzzed my hair

 No.2695510

>>2695501
the ccp funded astroturfed protests are crazy obvious this time
thousands of people organizing within hours with signs and chants and banners

 No.2695511

shut up fag

 No.2695512

free madro

 No.2695513

my cracker ass is getting owned at mahjong today…

 No.2695514

dad says its my job to manage our stock portfolio while hes in the jungle and cant get online

 No.2695515

i think that means u just got promoted bro

 No.2695516

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 No.2695517

neetfuck is not happy about this 11am wakeup

 No.2695518

File: 1767628698399.png (Spoiler Image, 9.33 MB, 1545x2048, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695519

File: 1767628886474.png (1.79 MB, 1076x1079, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695520

https://x.com/HataWilar39499/status/2007939517127479680
twitter alg keeps showing me women getting fucked by dogs…

 No.2695521

make sure not to link it

 No.2695522

File: 1767629772141.webm (766.35 KB, 720x836, b1sXaBuGtrWkQKXs.webm)

omo

 No.2695523

i think playing jump king would fully mind break me id go on a rampage or something man

 No.2695524

File: 1767629858499.png (17.98 KB, 1920x1080, Jump_King_2021-10-19_19-40….png)

im a really bad gamer and i finished it

 No.2695525

you're telling me i paid $50k usd just to end up looking like some twink?

 No.2695526

lol

 No.2695527

File: 1767630272060.jpg (78.33 KB, 1056x1000, GjINJOMWUAAwyIt.jpg)

mfw FALLING by frost children ends and i immediately replay it

 No.2695528

the fag pol futa spammer is unironically making me want to stop posting here
even reeki with his shit dolls was better than this

 No.2695529

we love futa cocks here bro get over it

 No.2695530

i don't love futa cocks but i am a tolerant man and accept your love of them

 No.2695531

>>2695528
you cant let that nigger win

 No.2695532

>>2695529
wish you were gone forever and i mean that unironically
i come here to post with my friends of 15 years but instead i have to tolerate your disgusting fucking fetish spamming

 No.2695533

cry about it

 No.2695534

File: 1767630949229.mp4 (2 MB, 1767629369701644.mp4)

chill tards

 No.2695535

>>2695534
i need him so bad

 No.2695536

i threw up trying to take my pill :(

 No.2695537

umm how

 No.2695538

its a really freaking big pill and i couldnt get it down

 No.2695539

shove it up your ass instead

 No.2695540

pretend its your futa gfs horsecock that always works for me

 No.2695541

>>2695454
i'd like to do something like this but i don't know how to convey that my body dysmorphia is so bad that she shouldn't let me have any opinions and she alone should decide what looks good on me because i'm incapable of that

 No.2695542

File: 1767632299077.png (9.63 MB, 3000x4000, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695543

>>2695357
think ill delay until the start of the lunar year

 No.2695544

how lil bros be lookin at the function >>2695542

 No.2695545

File: 1767632618923.png (903.94 KB, 768x1024, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695546

>>2695540
*hands you a butcher knife*
holy crap check out this sweet futa horsec*ck bro

 No.2695547

>>2695545
this is a picture of me how did you get it

 No.2695548

why did my parents not make me do classy things so i could meet a chinese girl like this as a teen or a young man

 No.2695549

starts in less than an hour cardfucks

 No.2695550

>>2695549
hooo boy we are so in

 No.2695551

ugh working out is hard
i dont know if i like this

 No.2695552

ugh lost my first polymarket bet

 No.2695553


 No.2695554

>>2695552
triple your bet and chase your losses

 No.2695555

>>2695554
you actually can never lose gambling like this

 No.2695556

>>2695551
we're musclepupmaxxing bro keep at it i believe in you!

 No.2695557

>>2695548
fucking christ shes perfect

 No.2695558

File: 1767634209619.png (135.84 KB, 793x1024, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695559


 No.2695560

my car arrived the fat neetfuck is about to hit the road

 No.2695561

>>2695558
damn the right gettin me turnt up with that chub

 No.2695562

>>2695554
it was a 1$ bet and i only have 2$ on my account so i cant do that
unless i exchange my 5$ niggachain ai layer 2 stack but i know those will be worth 10s of thousands of dollars some day

 No.2695563

>>2695558
give me $4000, a flight to peru and a night with dr manzaneda and i'd look like the left

 No.2695564

>>2695549
need a plump elk girl gf

 No.2695565

>>2695556
ur so right i need to keep my eyes on the prize and my nose to the grind

 No.2695566

>>2695565
are you going to wear one of those pup masks i hate those

 No.2695567

>>2695566
no im not a fan of those either it's just every pup i see is some level of ripped and i want to be that

 No.2695568

id settle for a ripped furry like some kind of inosuke vibe

 No.2695569

>>2695556
how many can you do?

 No.2695570

trying white monster for the first time
holy fucking shit this is sweet and sugary ugh what the fuck

 No.2695571


 No.2695572

>>2695571
how many muscle ups can you do

 No.2695573

getting a haircut… the girl whos about to cut my hair is a 500 pound black woman

 No.2695574

>>2695573
ah hell nah

 No.2695575

>>2695573
sit yo white ass down boy momma gonna take care of ya

 No.2695576

i only let homos cut my hair

 No.2695577

so you cut your own hair?

 No.2695578

lol xd
fuck you retarfd

 No.2695579

you got owned lil bro just admit it just say "im owned"

 No.2695580

i will not say it

 No.2695581

i need a haircut….

 No.2695582

you would leave and not get the negress haircut

 No.2695583

>>2695580
SAY IT BOY

 No.2695584

or girl or they i dont discriminate

 No.2695585

File: 1767635979462.webm (3 MB, 632x1156, 1764959177825863.webm)


 No.2695586

gih lorwyfucks

 No.2695587

i cut my own hair

 No.2695588

>>2695549
damn this is gay as fuck

 No.2695589

fixed my elliptical…replaced the brake belt…almost felt like a worknorm for a few hours there
wow you guys have it hard *sips vod*

 No.2695590

its up

 No.2695591

>>2695588
its by the guys who made the dark crystal idiot

 No.2695592

magic the gayening lol

 No.2695593

>>2695591
ummm he's fucking dead you idiot

 No.2695594

dark crystal fucking blew chunks

 No.2695595

>>2695591
am I supposed to know what that tranny shit is?

 No.2695596

File: 1767636356213.png (1.67 MB, 1200x800, ClipboardImage.png)

lil bros really embarrassing themselves out here tonight thank god im not them

 No.2695597

>>2695594
ffuck yourself

 No.2695598

lil fairy boy is getting all worked up about his puffy little puppet movie lol

 No.2695599

any hot angel babes

 No.2695600

im a fairy

 No.2695601

naaaah bro why is oko back fuck that nigga

 No.2695602

File: 1767636640975.png (101.59 KB, 600x500, 135506096940.png)

F SLR is live today

 No.2695603

fuck suck lick rape

 No.2695604

the nikon f slr? that came out like 70 years ago man

 No.2695605

i hope dimir fairies are poppin

 No.2695606

im too powerful
*paws your face*

 No.2695607


 No.2695608

damn lorwynbros was that it? and we got 11 days to go until prerelease…

 No.2695609

fellas it is january fifth and i am feeling very unserious very not locked in

 No.2695610

>>2695609
bro we are just about to go work out

 No.2695611

File: 1767637608155.gif (1.76 MB, 800x586, 1767441748728.gif)


 No.2695612

>>2695611
pando looking kind of fat these days lol

 No.2695613


 No.2695614

>>2695612
you're looking kind of fat you stupid buffoon

 No.2695615

File: 1767637882026.jpeg (563.42 KB, 1440x1920, 3803375171882103649_2026-….jpeg)

im going to meet my asian princess this year 2026

 No.2695616

>>2695608
im withholding judgement until we see what the prof has to say about it

 No.2695617

had terrible gut pain so i went to the toilet and forced a turd out and right after it popped out i farted out a whole ass atmosphere boy howdy i was plugged up

 No.2695618

ill start using my school's gym… tomorrow

 No.2695619

File: 1767638780097.jpg (113.43 KB, 766x1024, 20260103_105145.jpg)

>>2695553
never knew that pekora's f*kking monkey was such a horn dog lol
>>2695594
-1

 No.2695620

>>2695618
nah you wont
but you are only fucking your own life up so who cares

 No.2695621

>>2695620
i will but its only a cardio day

 No.2695622


 No.2695623

File: 1767638916955.png (1.33 MB, 1000x1250, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2695624

i believe hes gonna go to the gym tomorrow
then never again

 No.2695625

nevermind i just saw how small it was i will get a panic attack if i go there

 No.2695626

i want to go to the gym but i dont want to look like i had a new years resolution

 No.2695627

nobody minded in the first place lil bro

 No.2695628

bernie just said we need free speech in some vid
whats up with that nazi

 No.2695629

id prefer getting paid for my speech ngl

 No.2695630

got my hair cut and it looks pretty good man those fat black bitches know their way around some scissors

 No.2695631

File: 1767639379383.jpg (24.72 KB, 604x320, 20260103_150027.jpg)

good mugi monday bwos

 No.2695632

File: 1767639409499.png (876.47 KB, 1884x1080, Screenshot_20260105-124739.png)


 No.2695633

200 dollar donation for cancer and kill the animals

 No.2695634

no more snacking is gonna be hard

 No.2695635


 No.2695636

>jazzpunk
hol up

 No.2695637

yooo jimmy is wild for this one

 No.2695638

>>2695637
we already watched this man

 No.2695639

guys i need some slop to watch while i clean my room
show me what you got

 No.2695640


 No.2695641

File: 1767640245898.png (60.24 KB, 784x772, e.png)

was down -4
did some bullshit with the queen and ended up with a rook vs knight endgame and spanked his ass without making a single inaccurate move
yea
im a god

 No.2695642

>>2695639
watched part of this in the shower the other day its surprisingly comprehensible since its mostly narration

 No.2695643

>>2695640
somebody kill this guy

 No.2695644

>>2695640
>>2695642
somebody make these two guys fight to the death and then give the survivor the thumbs down and crush him with a big falling anvil

 No.2695645

File: 1767640520710.png (294.09 KB, 1000x1000, miku158.png)

>>2695570
you sound like a bitch man

 No.2695646

hells paradise season 2 starts next week looking forward to that

 No.2695647

white monster is pretty trash
the redpill is black og monster

 No.2695648

>>2695645
grok
bikini

 No.2695649

zero is 0 calories
og black is ~150
the choice is clear

 No.2695650

150 because we're fat bellybitchboys and not skelly anorexiafucks like am

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>>2695647
wouldnt that be a black pill

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