No.2691444
i want a bf
No.2691445
just because i want to jack off to some drag queens right now doesnt mean im a fag
No.2691446
it does tho
No.2691448
how the fuck did that thread fill up so fast
No.2691450
>>2691445thats actually gayer than just jerking off to normal gay dudes
No.2691451
>>2691448fags and spiritual niggers
No.2691452
youre telling me this $7 bottle of champagne i bought isnt actually champagne and is just sparkling wine?
*wheeze*
No.2691453
you'll never have toon like i have toon
No.2691454
i visited champagne once
total shithole
No.2691456
anyways im gonna go get a nye blowie
No.2691458
remember when dump scammed his supporters with a shit coin
No.2691461
sydney sweeney stole my nose?
No.2691462
are we all still watching that drag queen mtg video i thought i was the only one phew
No.2691464
finished my one beer
on couch
mentally defeated curled up, too lazy or maybe scared to turn up heat
No.2691465
>>2691460play a todd game
No.2691467
>>2691462i tried but i think the only thing more boring than playing commander is watching it be played
No.2691468
i only flipped through to see that hot fuckin drag queen
No.2691469
ugh stranded
No.2691470
whenever i see the word "commander" posted here my brain goes to 2 things
legion commander the dota hero
the rank 11 alliance pvp rank in classic wow where you get the mount
thats how my brain functions
No.2691472
>>2691470well your brain is fucked
No.2691475
honestly though is crazy how fun and awesome commander is, like regular mtg is fun and all as a competitive 1v1 game, but theres nothing like sitting down for 3 bros for an epic commander sesh
No.2691476
thats so cool thanks for sharing champ
No.2691477
with 3 bros* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ITS NOT A GAYPOST
No.2691479
i really need a new keyboard
No.2691480
>>2691475every 3 way game i've played one person will fall slightly behind and then the other 2 people dogpile on him until hes done.
its not fun
No.2691481
maybe the people you were playing with just really hated your ass
No.2691482
>>2691480sounds like you could be the person that plays a deck that intentionally keeps the person that would normally be in last ahead so that they fight amongst your other two opponents but you're too stupid and retarded
No.2691483
>>2691479get a das keyboard promo code NeoDestiny
No.2691484
oh wait you said 3 way game
lmao
yeah
its a 4 player game bro if you're playing with only 3 or 2 players then your deck has to accommodate that fact
No.2691486
lil bro just wont stop yapping
No.2691488
>>2691482>>2691484i was talking about playing 3 person games that werent magic. video games, board games, sports, etc. anything with 3 people
i was kinda asking if that happened in magic too
No.2691489
find me a mechanical keyboard under $30 NOW
No.2691490
>>2691488oh well then im sorry for my posts and you misread my original post its with 3 other bros so 4 in total
No.2691491
>>2691489you'll just get some chinese trash keyboard for that price
No.2691493
mechanical keyboard are a trap for stupid people with more money than sense ive been on the same membrane keyboard since 2013
No.2691494
crazy a day ago i would have done that for you but its new years and new me
No.2691495
>>2691492YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.2691497
shes gonna play fartstone alone on new years eve…
No.2691498
>>2691493and youve never made it out of gold league bro!
No.2691500
fuck the numpad you dont need that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2691501
this is a wooting 60he comm
No.2691502
im on an electrostatic capacitive switch keyboard and ill never ever switch (unless forced)
No.2691503
ive spilt so much stuff all over my filco and its still going strong only the control key sticks and multiclicks a little
No.2691505
>>2691499yea thjats what happened to my das keyboard too
spilled a beer on it and i was too drunk to unplug it so it just was plugged in marinating in beer for 10 hours straight
lol that was a $100 keyboard too
No.2691506
>>2691500you need it for games like arma with a gajillion keybinds
No.2691507
>>2691498actually i peaked platinum i bet you feel real stupid right now lil bro
No.2691508
im using the keyboard i won from slayers dragon in toronto
No.2691509
>>2691501-1
we rep polts keyboard the tenkeyless cmstorm
No.2691510
>>2691507don't call me lil bro
No.2691511
>>2691503damn maybe i shouldnt have thrown it away
i just looked it up and it was a $150 keyboard i cant believe i spent that much on it
No.2691512
>>2691510sorry for misgendering you lil sis lol
No.2691513
i couldnt get used to not having a numpad i need that shit i cant hit the numbers on top of the letters on my keyboard
No.2691515
>>2691511they are well built keyboards its crazy you threw it away instead of just cleaning it
No.2691516
those miami niggers are flying across the screen they look like heat seeking collision missiles
No.2691517
hockey game over, my team won
and now its time to flip on over to the big college football game…oh no no no buckeyechuds!
No.2691518
>>2691515it was like a whole cup of coffee i thought it was unsalvagable
No.2691519
coffee tastes like shit hope you learned your lesson bro
No.2691520
oh no no no cuckeyes!
No.2691521
>>2691519*drops my balls in your mouth*
No.2691522
my mechanical keyboard has a num pad
No.2691523
more like a man pad
like a period pad
No.2691524
>>2691521if i were a coffee drinker id slurp those up and ask for a refill!
No.2691526
guys the new stranger things is their worst season surprisingly
No.2691530
>>2691526i dropped a few eps into season 2 thanks for the update though
No.2691531
igger im not spending money on gay little carda
No.2691533
just got called igger
No.2691534
>>2691525uhhh is she a doctor yet
No.2691535
damn a new years dsp stream… might have to tune into that shit and drop a quick hundo nuke
No.2691536
>>2691529yeah its so fucking sad you actually watch this shite
No.2691537
i think my room heater is dying its up twice as high as i usually have it and im still cold
No.2691538
>>2691536its so sad that you're soulless and retarded actually
No.2691539
i love dsp hes the man
No.2691540
>>2691534not yet but shes getting there
No.2691541
is her face fixed yet
No.2691542
we're going to drink 15 beers and do weed
tomorrow? we're never posting here again and using the dossier to start tracking down and murdering posters
No.2691544
>47 minutes until the dsp rimworld stream
what the FUCK man im gonna be out partying by then he needs to start now!
No.2691545
>>2691543answer the question
No.2691550
>>26915493 pictures of me
No.2691552
where are ur mtg cards bro
No.2691553
>>2691549-1 im gonna be jerking it furiously when 2026 comes in
No.2691554
>>2691551already am you missed the kaigainiki nenenglish bit earlier
No.2691555
headbanging looks like it really hurts and is probably bad for you
how do the metalbros do it
No.2691556
we're doing nofap man
No.2691557
i heard thats why they have such thick necks
No.2691558
threads today are moving way too fast, what's the deal?
>>2691528hol' up i might actually watch a dsp stream
No.2691559
>>2691558fags and niggers man
No.2691560
took a nap
u guys made like 450 posts
No.2691561
all me
No.2691562
>>2691554did you mean kamigawa neon dynasty?
No.2691563
is we live betting the suckeyes
No.2691564
is a 10 year old used car good
No.2691565
>>2691562youre trying too hard its embarrassing lilbro
No.2691567
>>2691564morally? who can say
No.2691568
>>2691564thats just like………………………………… not enough info
No.2691569
okay ill make myself a snack
No.2691570
please don't start talking about cars please don't start talking about cars please don't start talking about cars please don't start talking about cars please don't start talking about cars please don't start talking about cars please don't start talking about cars please don't start talking about cars
No.2691571
you are a snack queen
No.2691572
what the FUCK does al dente pasta mean
No.2691573
sounds like some arab shit
No.2691574
>>2691572i think thats when its like
hard
No.2691575
pretty sure its when you mix a little bit of toothpaste in
No.2691576
we NEED to start talking about car(d)s
No.2691577
>>2691574why would anybody ever want hard pasta
these foodtubers have to be trolling
No.2691578
im a little al dente if you know what i mean ;)
No.2691580
my 20 year old car is alright
No.2691582
okay real quick if u were buying a used car what would you get
No.2691583
>>2691582v8 armada or titan
No.2691586
a used card? probably a staple like a rhystic study or a demonic tutor
No.2691587
what would you be looking for in terms of miles
No.2691588
i dont get car people its gotta be the dumbest thing people spend a ton of money on
No.2691590
bought my corolla with 200k and its lasted me 10 years but i dont drive it much
the previous owner was an ubernigger and took good care of it
No.2691591
>>2691588sometimes the only way to get around is w/ a car
No.2691592
i thought that guy meant he bought a car for 200k for a minute there
No.2691594
holy fuck 200k? well that makes me feel better about anything im finna do tbh
No.2691595
>>2691593is that al'denty?
No.2691596
>>2691570+1 that nigger is out of line
No.2691597
200k miles for the noncar bros
No.2691598
>>2691591i mean people who need to buy a "nice" or "cool" car
the last time i thought a car looked cool was when i was 8 years old playing with hotwheels
No.2691599
CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2691600
>>2691593you might not be too far off
No.2691601
cars are completely utilitarian for me too trust me i dont wanna be talking about this either i just need one like a tool
No.2691602
cant believe lightning mcqueen ran into hudson hornet out on route 66
No.2691603
in many ways a car is just like a breeding mount
No.2691604
name all the ways
No.2691605
everywhere you want to go is someplace else, and you get there in a car – tom ford
No.2691606
ate my leftover pasta, threw some cookies in the oven even though im fat
No.2691607
>>2691604theres too many to name
No.2691608
i ate a whole thing of those cookies that come in the green bag myself actually
No.2691609
if i go to olive garden and ask for my pasta al dente will they do that
No.2691610
wats al dente
No.2691611
olive garden and all of those other boomer chains just microwave everything because they know anyone eating there is too stupid to know the difference
No.2691612
Al dente (Italian for "to the tooth") describes food, usually pasta or vegetables, cooked to be firm to the bite, offering slight resistance without being hard or crunchy.
No.2691613
i wanted to make some pb gookies today but there was no pb
No.2691614
did some streamer do a thing on al dente why am i hearing about it
No.2691615
whats wrong with microwaving
heat is heat
No.2691616
you can buy a motorcycle on amazon for a thousand dollars
No.2691618
but microwaves dont use heat
No.2691619
nothin man we do all our cooking in the 'wave
No.2691620
i dont want to die riding a motorcycle though
No.2691621
all you need in this day and age is a microwave and a air fryer
No.2691622
the air fryer is about to get fired up
No.2691624
and a rice cooker
No.2691625
imma keep it ethereal with you chief
No.2691626
ignored a call from my dad today cuz hes being fucking bogus as hell lately
No.2691627
popped some taters in my microwave rn
No.2691628
i could probably survive without my kettle but itd be a miserable existence
No.2691629
>>2691626dont be a nigger bro
No.2691630
druggies be like: im havent done drugs for 1 whole week!!!
like any one gives a shit they are gonna relapse soon
No.2691631
>>2691629my dad is the nigger
No.2691632
hes being hella bogus dude
No.2691633
when you think about it magic cards are just like stock
No.2691635
>>2691633that's a horrible comparison
No.2691636
wanna play a quick game of ow but im downloading jav
No.2691637
>>2691635tell that to wudy hes down millions cuz magic is gay and trannified and dying
No.2691638
canesbros… i dont feel so good
No.2691639
just try to lay off the porno for 1-2 weeks
No.2691640
maybe 2026 is the real i finally try canes and jets pizza
No.2691641
is the year i finally*
No.2691642
>>2691640heck yes brother
No.2691643
indigestion is just part of the canes experience man
No.2691645
>>2691640thats a way better resolution than watching a movie every day
No.2691647
did watch a movie everyday bro ever watch a single movie in 2025?
No.2691648
i think a chevy cavalier with a fart can is a good car for the unemployed gamer
No.2691649
i dont recognize years as a real unit of time, its all just one massive piece of shit to me
No.2691650
>>2691635then how come i can open up an app and check how my cards and collection have fluctuated in value
No.2691651
asked dad if he could buy me some magic cards and told me to get a job and buy them myself
No.2691652
>>2691582popular makes/models of jap cars honda,toyota, etc
No.2691653
>>2691651deflate his tires
No.2691658
>>2691647he says he didnt but i think thats cap
No.2691659
theres no way you can go a whole year without seeing a movie
No.2691660
reminder that ive never been to a movie theater
No.2691661
*invites you to my crocodile alligator*
No.2691664
>>2691646IM GOIN BACK TO MY OLD WAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2691665
i hate this new drugnigger i hope he dies
No.2691666
the biblical EoE comm stream…
No.2691669
>>2691667men like this would never be rich and famous in xis china
No.2691670
>>2691666edge of eternities?
No.2691671
>>2691666eye of eternity?
No.2691672
they call me drugniggerbro
No.2691673
>>2691666the only thing that can keep me going
No.2691674
damn that nigga got COLLIDED
No.2691675
*stitches voice*
if you think im playin wow then you would be right
No.2691676
someone just made me do stitches voice in my head and i didnt even know that nigga spoke
No.2691677
please baby Jesus let your sheep donald j. trump kill every fucking nigger animal in the only real country, the united states of america
No.2691679
eating chips and drinking beer might just be my favorite thing ever
No.2691681
hmm this potato mush could use some lao gan ma
No.2691684
>>2691683will fell off so hard its insane
No.2691685
my somali wife earns like 800k through the government running a daycare center for my 8 kids and brothers kids
No.2691687
>>2691685trump's going to kill her nigger
and then he's going to kill you
No.2691688
pretty crazy that they never made a mtg movie
No.2691689
wikipedia is like dsp sometimes…they really really need my money to pay their bills…
No.2691691
>>2691688theres 3 of them plus technically 3 more since the hobbit movies
No.2691692
holy shit that nigger is writhing in pain
No.2691694
>>2691690trump's finger squeezing the trigger and your skull are about about to link up
No.2691695
>>2691693i knew that freaky ass nigga wouldnt last
No.2691696
that doesnt even make sense lil bro how is his finger gonna link up with that guys skull if its on the trigger
No.2691697
>>2691693same shit happened to jokic its over
No.2691698
the two things are linking up retard
No.2691699
>>2691693NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.2691700
that french string bean nigger will never be healthy he will never play a full season hes cooked its over
No.2691701
padfreak wins again
No.2691703
>>2691702his knee is bending the wrong way
No.2691704
just threw a game of overwatch cuz a lifeweaver wouldnt stop doing shitty pulls on me
No.2691705
you got yoinked as a grown man
No.2691707
thats so interesting champ thanks for sharing
No.2691709
link the dsp stream nigger
No.2691710
>>2691709scroll up you retarded cretin
No.2691716
getting new years anxiety im not ready to leave 2025
No.2691719
…wow?
No.2691720
why do the dicks have foreskin that's gross!
No.2691721
either learn to use the spoiler button or slit your fucking nigger wrists
No.2691724
hol' up we dem buckeyes!
No.2691726
>>2691717we should be posting more stuff like this in 2026
No.2691727
canesbros we got too cocky…
No.2691728
must have been wild for europeans in north america to see tornados for the first time
No.2691729
tornados are so cool
No.2691730
i'm killing myself in 2026 if trump doesn't put an end to this bullshit come on man hitler 2.0 start fuckin killing the FUCKING NIGGERS
No.2691731
not as wild as if we showed them this
>>2691717 for the first time
No.2691732
love stitches
that im in love with the coco song goes crazy
No.2691733
there are tornadoes in europe actually
No.2691734
tornados are everywhere man
No.2691737
will dsp reach his goal
No.2691738
not a single good game tonight all the niggers are queueing rn
No.2691740
THE ohio state university gettin that ball back
No.2691742
asian foot etiquette is so kino
No.2691744
>>2691743i do this but in the oven
No.2691745
being a lesbian would suck man think about your dating pool
No.2691746
lil bros cooking tomatos in the oven lol
No.2691747
😡
No.2691749
dsp is a 311 fan
No.2691750
311 were alright
No.2691751
hell yeah
No.2691752
i like that song down
No.2691754
3rd down and 20? *dumps it off for no gain*
No.2691756
its time to go around to old music videos on youtube and comment whos here in 2026
No.2691761
>>2691758you know il be doing this on every korn mv
No.2691763
>>2691760havin a laff nigel
No.2691765
bros we gotta make it in 2026
(we failed 2025)
No.2691766
>>2691764there was some other pic with her
i dont remember though…
No.2691767
CAM ON 'CANES SCORE A FACKIN TUDDY!!!!
No.2691768
i sat out 2024 and 2025
and im sitting out 2026 too bitch!
No.2691772
LOOK AT THAT 'CANE NIGGER RUN
No.2691773
oh hell naw them buckeyes gettin tore up
No.2691774
damn there's nothing to watch so i'm just gonna game
No.2691775
im running live coverage of various new year festivities around the world
No.2691776
>>2691774uhhh bro the cotton pickin' nigger bowl is on!
No.2691780
openclosed im not watching some snap city shit bro
No.2691782
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY WE DEM FUCKING 'CANES
No.2691783
snap snap city bitch snap snap snap city
No.2691785
>>2691784whats with the numbers
No.2691786
THE miami university!
No.2691787
oh no no no blowhio state niggers are leaving the stadium!!
No.2691789
THE U
H
E
U
No.2691791
WE DEM CANES
E
D
E
M
C
A
N
E
S
No.2691792
thug U
No.2691793
big tensisters….
No.2691794
cuckeyes i don't feel so good…
No.2691796
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2691797
dsp on monitor 1
thug u/THE cuckeyes of ohio on monitor 2
No.2691800
OH NO NO NO CUCKEYES!
No.2691801
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.2691802
aw hellllll naw
No.2691803
>>2691798were mechin it happen in2026
No.2691804
THE U
No.2691806
hiii im very normal
No.2691807
spending nye like i spent 2025
bitchin that im bored to the scvs
No.2691808
crazy how the guy that made it the most in 2025 was stutefucker
No.2691809
also amlitzer visited japan
No.2691810
can you really be normal if you post here
No.2691811
2026 i spend more time on grindr
No.2691812
>>2691811faggot nigger die
No.2691813
actually 2025 belonged to us collegebros
No.2691815
1 hour
No.2691817
AND IF THIS HEARTH SHIT DONT WORK
THEN ITS BACK TO WOW PLAYIN
No.2691818
im really bad at remembering stuff
No.2691819
>>2691816wtf it's been that long??
No.2691820
>>2691818whether you like guys or girls…
No.2691821
prove it
name 5 things you cant remember
No.2691822
im gonna bring in 2026 just like 2025
with a fat dip in my lip
No.2691826
>>2691823damn she looks way better
No.2691827
kaitlyn is so fuckin sexy
No.2691828
are we best friends
No.2691830
>>2691829stop posting this crap dickweed
No.2691831
who the fuck says dickweed
No.2691832
fr thats some unc shit 🤣🤣🤣
No.2691833
were unc 😩
No.2691834
narci > kaitlyn
No.2691838
>>2691837ugh cant we all get along
No.2691839
>>2691838we can but foids are so retarded that they think an ai generated photo using their likeness is actually them
No.2691840
what if its?!
No.2691841
you cant make me lonelier
No.2691842
any good shows to watch
No.2691844
>>2691837ngl she owned the cels with this one
No.2691845
one of the things we should do in 2026 is start baking our own homemade bread
No.2691847
>>2691844its funny but it also just shows how insecure and retarded she is so she owned herself in the crossfire
No.2691851
>>2691845im with you on that niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigga
No.2691855
>>2691842im gonna check out this jon hamm show 'your friends and neighbors'
No.2691856
>>2691855that show was great
No.2691857
Here's How Stormgate's New Patch Could Save the Game
No.2691858
>>2691857aw hell naw they still havent given up
No.2691859
why would they give up when they have a cool million dollar ball pit
No.2691860
they have a ball x pit?
No.2691861
>>2691857LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
No.2691862
>The U.S. has surpassed 2,000 measles cases for the first time in more than 30 years, according to data from the CDC.
lol
No.2691863
should we be watching a countdown
No.2691864
ahhh another new year with scv but in reality alone
No.2691867
>>2691863that shits lame we gotta do our own countdowns
toot
No.2691868
*logs in and instantly becomes a top 30 player in the world*
No.2691869
>>2691866bro why did you stop posting these
No.2691870
>>2691869if i said the reason you would call me a fag
No.2691872
so far ive found theres a new years eve countdown on fox cnn abc cbs
No.2691873
is dsp doing a countdown
No.2691874
dsp is in seattle timezone so doubt it
No.2691876
dsp lives in the gay furry capital of the world?
No.2691878
grok make her fatter and getting blacked
No.2691880
dad went to sleep before midnight what a faggot
No.2691883
>>2691881all those brown people with diapers on…
No.2691884
why did i eat all that chocolate why why why why
No.2691885
last game i played of 2025: hearthstone
No.2691886
first game i play of 2026 : hearthstone
No.2691887
first fap of 2026: kaitlyn
No.2691888
why they singing john lennons satanic bullshit
No.2691889
Porcupines have a relatively high longevity and hold the record for being the longest-living rodent, with one individual named Cooper living over 32 years.[18]
cooper went hard as hell
No.2691892
it's not fair v__v
No.2691893
very disrespectful of that fat white women to black face whitney houstons blacking singing and sing about establishing one world government communism
No.2691894
LAST NIGGER OF 2025
No.2691895
UFC on ParaMOUNT+
No.2691896
Happy new year :3
No.2691899
some tard is out there lighting fireworks
lil man its 5 degrees and snowing
No.2691900
fuckhead getting woken up by fireworks
lol
No.2691901
2026 resolution activate windows
No.2691903
>>2691898bro you gotta activate windows!
No.2691904
>>2691902what the fuck is wrong with you
No.2691906
it's like a new year or something
No.2691908
>>2691902could have been us…
No.2691910
imagine all the migrants, when we kill god and religion…
*faggots with aids kiss*
happy gomorrah goys!
No.2691917
okay whats everyones resolutions
No.2691921
>>2691917i went 0-365 on my last resolution so im not sure what to do this year
No.2691923
am i the last nigga in 2025?
No.2691924
>>2691923bitch where do you LIVE
No.2691926
>>2691917loose some weight
No.2691927
>>2691924the central stranded timezone
No.2691928
bro fuck off with the fireworks its freezing outside what is you doin
No.2691929
they should make a movie called the last nigga
No.2691930
us florida niggers are in 2026
if youre in michigan or seattle then its still 2025
No.2691931
im playing fox in 2026
No.2691933
damn that guy looks sooo stupid rn
No.2691935
happy fumo new year
No.2691936
>>2691929that would go crazy
No.2691937
mom said there were korean girls in the nye show and asked me if i knew them………
No.2691938
time to threaten to murder some teenagers on fortnite
No.2691939
>>2691937did you tell them that one of them makes out with her dog…
No.2691942
itd go so hard if they did a after credit scene where the protag comes across another person and the camera slowly pans and reveals its kevin heart teasing the sequel the last niggas
No.2691943
no fap
no porn
no smut
no sip
no weed
no slop
2026
No.2691944
the world has kevin hart fatigue man fuck that lil midg
No.2691945
were keeping the stims tho
No.2691946
the last nigga is more a wesley snipes vessel imo
No.2691947
>>2691943im in but we can still keep sipping tonight though right
it doesnt count cuz it began in 2025
No.2691949
>>2691943-1 +1 +1 +1 -1 -1
No.2691950
people have said hart is a plant
No.2691952
>>2691951whyareyou on this subreddit bro what is going on
No.2691953
how about no reddit links 2025
No.2691955
no reddit links no asmon no x links
much better
No.2691957
>>2691943okay but i can keep sipping and doing weed until i go to bed right
No.2691963
til
No.2691964
happy new beer cardfucks and mtgfucks
kys otherwise
No.2691965
>>2691962bro no one fuckin knew that
No.2691966
2026 we retroactively make it not gay to have liked the powerpuff girls as kids and trump kills every nigger waste of oxygen in the united states of america
No.2691967
>>2691966this but mtg forced somehow
No.2691968
sailor moon and power puff girls
for girls but actually for boys
No.2691969
i'm a girl
No.2691970
dark ritual
No.2691971
power tuff girls 🥀
No.2691973
cyclonic storm
No.2691975
or rift I think
No.2691976
puked in my toilet
No.2691977
>>2691976okay but how does this relate to mtg
No.2691978
>>2691977your pssing me off
No.2691979
puking in the toilet is such a retarded move puking into the bathtub is way better
you dont get that puke smell like you get from puking into the sink
you dont get the puke splashing toilet water back into your face
you get a way bigger puke target
No.2691980
>>2691978mtg mtg mtg mtg mtg my m5gmmtg mttmttmmtmtntnrrmmeme
No.2691981
>>2691979it went fine though so shut the front door lol
No.2691983
celebrating new years and new beginnings with the wow crew
No.2691986
>>2691983researchers will try to find a sadder moment
No.2691988
i'm part italian
No.2691989
do you do hand gestures when you talk
No.2691990
gabigol? ova heuh
No.2691993
2026 i will watch 1 episode of spongebob every day
No.2691994
normbob redditpants
No.2691997
ermahglob
No.2691999
i didnt do anything for all of 2025
No.2692000
ok u arent special
No.2692003
happy new year!🥳
No.2692004
>>2692002bro it's 2026 we don't post goontriggers here
No.2692007
new year new me
i'm like a fine marble statue near completion
No.2692009
threw a couple garlic cloves in with the pizza to roast while it cooks im so smart
No.2692010
2026 we get out of gold league in sc2
No.2692011
>>2692009is this a dogwhistle
No.2692012
>>2692010fighting man but to be honest you fuckin suck and you belong in bronze
but still
fighting
No.2692013
>>2692012ill show you
ill show all of you
No.2692014
>>2692013yeah show us
YOUR DICK
No.2692015
my goals for 2026:
finally stop milling around and take and pass my comptia a+ tests
get to gold rooms (expert) in mahjong soul
go on vacation to australia or japan (again)
less sugar in my diet
No.2692017
too much gayposting you guys caught the gayflu or some shit
No.2692019
>>2692016i don't like you at all but happy new year faggot nigger retard
No.2692021
ok i lied im playing falco in 2026
No.2692022
dads such a stupid fucking nigger retard he stumbled out of bed and turned the oven off halfway through the pizzas cooking im not even joking im about to go dribble some piss into his leftover chili
No.2692023
you can turn the oven back on the pizza will be alright
No.2692024
admit
No.2692025
fuck that bro go piss in that niggas chili
No.2692026
>>2692019+1 except the happy new year part
No.2692027
i have special needs
No.2692032
im playing ow2 in 2026
No.2692033
>>2691996while i was watching this my mom knocked on the door and said the frozen pizza i put in the oven 45 minutes ago and forgot about was burning
No.2692034
>>2692033why are you like that
No.2692035
i'm an alcoholic
No.2692036
just realized the bad shit smell is coming from me
No.2692037
>>2692031hell naw rts stink
No.2692038
>>2692036based melee player
No.2692040
did blade die or something
No.2692041
more like smellee player rofl
No.2692044
this is the last post in the thread nigger we need a new thread nigger