No.2690238
*installs the japanese nose hooks on ur nose*
No.2690239
>>2690227why is this jit got the vitruvian man on his desk
No.2690246
war thunder is worse than hearthstone
No.2690248
i spend so little time with people its becoming harder to imagine them
No.2690250
classic sunny
No.2690251
looking for pads who are braps who like braps to be pads who do braps like theyre pads who do pads like theyre braps
No.2690252
in 2026 ill stop being big chungus
No.2690253
brapp with the paddd xddDDDDLKMFLDAF:OIDNGPVDSNSDSN:BDBNDSN D DF JDNDLFN:E)G*URHGP(*$#g$#G$(U#PHVR{GEI{POIJW
No.2690255
>>2690253always should be someone you really love
No.2690256
I JUST HAD A POST
AND I FORGOT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
No.2690257
was it a hot man
No.2690258
try to retrace your steps
No.2690261
oh yea i remember my post now
i was gonna say that its crazy you can scan all your magic cards into an app and then watch the value of your collection like its bitcoin
No.2690262
>>2690245real brapper hours
No.2690263
we could call it cardcoin
mtg on the blockchain
No.2690264
think i might have a small bunch of magic cards from like 2003 are they worth anything
No.2690265
probably not but its a good start to your collection bro!
No.2690266
>>2690260why is he speaking spanish
No.2690267
i think hes saying he accepts big latino cock only
No.2690268
so over time magic cards go down in value?
No.2690269
no its just that if you have some random cards theyre probably just draft chaff that are worth less than a dollar each at most
No.2690270
latino cocks are usually average to short
to be h
No.2690271
yooo joe biden just pulled out his eldrazi deck
No.2690272
did ddr5 prices go down yet
No.2690274
damn we should invested in ddr5
No.2690276
we gotta stop buying the peak
No.2690278
>>2690277hooo boy i love lasgna bro!
No.2690280
>>2690277you better have grabbed that plate with a paper towel the microwave is one of the dirtiest places in the whole house
No.2690282
>>2690280you are such a giant pussy
No.2690284
>>2690283now let me check this out
No.2690285
bro that girl looks like shes 15 im not watching that shit!
im watching this greasy ass colombian mamacita instead
https://kick.com/suukiira No.2690286
fuck it
*opens the FUCKING LIQUOR CABINET*
No.2690288
>>2690287we buyin magic cards lil bro
No.2690289
https://x.com/_CutieBunn_GB/status/2004015173255024706these nasty whore love making themselves look like kids
No.2690290
BETTER NOT BE DRINKING MY BOOZE BOY
No.2690291
my problem with bitcoin is that if it really does take off then some jerkoff named michael saylor will become like a hundred trillionaire or something
No.2690292
not if i sneak a nydus canal in his main
No.2690293
you mean sneaking a natty can into the freezer
No.2690295
CRANBERRY JUICE
VODKER
No.2690297
FUCKING
MASON JAR!!!!!!
No.2690298
>>2690294lol that destiny tardrage in the first 1min is hilarious
all leftists eventually break down like this
No.2690299
iktf
No.2690300
>>2690294its funny how destiny rattles off those other states as if theres no mexicans there
No.2690301
a wow playa drinkin floor vodka
never gettin a jobba
No.2690302
anyone else watch asmon at .5 speed so they can enjoy the video longer?
No.2690303
>>2690302no but imma start doing this especially for the clips when theyre real short vids
No.2690306
gook looks way too alien
No.2690307
destiny is right though
No.2690308
i heard aliens are real and on earth and are among us
No.2690309
>>2690307finna skullfuck your corpse
No.2690310
my hair is about that asmongold length in that steak video i really need to chop this shit off it looks awful
No.2690311
so sorry girl
No.2690312
you should wolf cut
No.2690313
>>2690310but your long hair makes for a nice fuckgrip
No.2690314
asmons got a point about him not changing because hes lived in that shithole house for his entire life and all these other huge streamers are all living in million dollar mansions in california
No.2690316
>>2690309destiny could run circles around literally anyone here in a debate but yeah keep taking lil potshots buddy im sure he cares
No.2690317
its true i was regularly last in debate club
No.2690318
>>2690316IM GONNA SKULLFUCK YOU TO FUCKING DEATH!!!!!!
No.2690319
mad bcuz low iq
another win for our guy steve
No.2690321
big morrowind modlist check
big daggerfall modlist check
big skyrim modlist check
oblivion 2 modlist check my drives are too full now
No.2690324
there was an ep of pushing daisies about a truffle pig
No.2690325
that show deserved a couple more seasons
no more than 5 total though
No.2690326
they are supposedly doing a season 3
No.2690327
little late for that i doubt the can recapture the magic plus everyone will be old and gross
No.2690328
hoo boy todd and aarons game award tomorrow
No.2690329
>the magic
YOOOOOOO i freaking love that game
No.2690331
>>2690323*buys this with my food stamps*
No.2690333
>>2690330i want to nosehook her and rape her face so bad
No.2690334
we need to drink so much before 12:00 am on 01/01/26 that either we need to be hospitalized?
or we get so hungover we never sip again
No.2690335
>>2690334and how in the fuck is my brain going to figure that system out
No.2690336
im going out to party in town
No.2690338
just figurd out howto tickle my balls
No.2690339
how is your brain going to figure out drinking as much as possible over the next day? i don't know retard why not get some crayons out and try to draw it
No.2690340
>>2690332just stir the drugs a lil and youre good its not that deep
No.2690341
*drinks poison for 15 years straight*
No.2690342
bith imma aa a a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.2690344
https://kick.com/peachyjadebunnybros check this truffle hunter out
No.2690345
>>2690341MOM'S GONNA FREAK!!!!
No.2690346
>>2690344oh fuck yes the ugly one isn't there tonight chat let's get IN HERE
No.2690349
im trying to play sudoku here!
No.2690350
you guys ever do ribs in the air fryer that might be my next thing after i did the steak a few days ago
No.2690351
>>26903482026?
we're never sipping again
we're never fapping again
we're never paying tbabes for custom vids on onlyfans after stealing dad's credit card again
No.2690352
HOLY FUCK ITS NEW YEARS EVE!!!!!!!!
THIS TIME TOMORROW ITLL BE 2026!!!!!!!!
No.2690353
and we aint never doing none of that shit again
or playing wow
No.2690356
ahead of the curve? bro were going for cutting edge!
No.2690357
>>2690316nick won lil bro
No.2690360
grok can you sum up the last 15 minutes or so of this marvelslop show i was spaced out thinking about my wifes bfs cock
No.2690361
>>2690359i finally understand jews
normgroids really are just cattle that deserve to be tortured eternally for financial gain then discarded
No.2690362
grok sum up this flick and make every actress that appears on screen 5x more pregnant
No.2690365
>>2690364im so proud of him
No.2690366
>so four kids no debt
erm no sweetie thats not how it works
No.2690368
you guys ever use those tengas or whatever they advertise on the norm? the weeb fleshlight things
No.2690369
no ive never used a s*x toy in my life
No.2690370
i did that homemade one that was popular like 15 years ago with the sponges and the rubber gloves
didn't really work
No.2690371
yeah well were 30 years old its time to try new things
No.2690372
i tried putting my dick in a vacuum once
No.2690375
>>2690374this proud american veteran voted trump 3 times #MAGA
No.2690377
when i think about what tinnys brain looks like all i can picture is ground beef on one of those little styrofoam trays at the store
No.2690378
tin has so many hatewatchers now hes kinda made it
No.2690379
>>2690376I'm an average women and if I really wanted too, I could have 10 bfs at once, but I don't. bc y'all are desperate and "NEED" a relationship, but don't know how to act. men are whores and most men cannot compete w my intelligence. and the kicker ?? I'm in a relationship currently w a man for 4 years !!! he's a feminist and autistic. we will marry. and you wish for this.
(
https://www.tiktok.com/@honeydew.notes)
No.2690383
lets see in 2026 i hope all pitbulls are euthanized or sterilized and the breed is made extinct and online gambling is made illegal
No.2690384
>>2690383*mauls your face*
No.2690385
dad really goes into the garage a minute after i smoke to spray it with air freshener
No.2690386
clean it up janny
No.2690388
i was today years old when i learned hockey players control the stick with the hand that sits on top of the stick
No.2690389
how about you sit down on top of my stick fagboy
No.2690390
we sticked up fr rn
No.2690391
got lost in the sauce gaming so boy dinner tonight was 5 handfuls of blueberries, 2 cookies and a 1/2 bowl of vanilla icecream
No.2690392
thats how people ate everyday back in the caveman times on days they didnt have successful hunts
No.2690393
>>2690391its 3am man dinner time was 12 hours ago!
No.2690395
work in 4 hours x__x
No.2690396
bro its new years you cant work
No.2690397
bro its new years tell them youre busy partying with hot kbabes
No.2690398
its still the old year retard
No.2690399
ngmi
No.2690400
>>2690393well for one 3pm isnt dinner time and for two i was gaming cant you read?
No.2690401
>>2690400don't sass me niggerboy
No.2690402
my last jack of the year is gonna go crazy
No.2690403
i remember playing some cod game 15 years ago during new years eve as fireworks were going off and thinking damn im a fuckin loser!
No.2690405
>>2690404jesus fucking christ how horrifying
No.2690406
>>2690405*whips a rock with a sharp edge right into your eye socket after mom said to stop playing rough*
No.2690407
>>2690404im not calling myself the big belly boy anymore my belly is nowhere near that big and i dont want people to get the wrong impression
No.2690408
damn my life is a lie
i thought we all looked like that
No.2690409
we're skinny
No.2690410
were aids ridden malnutritioned twinks
No.2690411
woke revisionist history
we're 200+ pound big bellied alcoholic porn addicted freaks
No.2690412
never had a belly in my life
No.2690413
we're done with bulking tonight then we start stabilizing and we move onto cutting
No.2690414
im 205 and i wouldnt even call what i have a belly
its just my stomach with a very slight muffin top
No.2690416
68 degrees?
more like they're burning up lil bro
No.2690418
beans!
No.2690419
the virus that causes shingles is inside of us because we all got chicken pox before the chicken pox vaccine came out
No.2690420
The chickenpox vaccine first became commercially available in 1984.[10] It was first licensed for use in the US by Merck, under the brand name Varivax, in 1995
No.2690422
*whips a sharp rock at her eye socket*
No.2690423
quick whipping rocks dude
No.2690424
>>2690422that's very mean of u
No.2690425
>>2690423*puts the third one i was going to throw into your eye socket in my pocket to save for when you're asleep*
No.2690427
are we doing nofap 2026?
No.2690428
do you consider it fapping if it's not to porno but we're still planning to do it in unisex bathrooms and leave a mess on the sink handle
No.2690429
im doing faponceortwiceaweek 2026
No.2690431
not for some fag reason man we're hoping women will use that handle
No.2690433
oooh i touched my dick till i came is that fapping?
FUCKING RETARD
No.2690434
come on man after zii founded the croatian chapter of the itty bitty clitty committee i admitted mine can't be called a dick either
No.2690436
>>2690420wtf why did my retarded parents let me get the chicken pox when they could have gotten me vaxxed
No.2690438
>>2690436youre gonna get shingles bro
No.2690439
doug walker got that shit a few years ago and all his hair fell out
No.2690440
it's new years eve and my fat ass is looking at countertop deep fryers on amazon
No.2690441
we're so done with fatty foods man
No.2690442
how can we know that without a countertop deep fryer maybe we need to get sick of using it first
No.2690445
>>2690442i lived in a house and my roommate got a small one and it was cool the first few times you use it.
when it starts to suck is trying to use it with dirty oil, trying to clean the dirty oil, getting grossed out and putting in new oil, going through lots of oil
No.2690446
we fucking missed rizin i thought it was tonight!
we blew it so hard
No.2690447
my new years resolution is to play hearthstone every day
No.2690448
>>2690445i was thinking i would crack open electrical transformers for the oil and use it on the balcony
No.2690450
>>2690448fuck off with your jokes
No.2690452
>>26904491-2 FIGHTS LEFT
THIS IS THE ONLY FIGHTAN EVENT FOR WEEKS GIH
No.2690453
if you've ever done a wavedash back fsmash you should kill yourself
No.2690454
*smashes my dick as flat as a fruit rollup with a mallet*
what do you have to say about that libtards
No.2690455
whats to stop a tournament player from just pulling out a gun and shooting his opponent taking out his last stock
No.2690456
>>2690454i wont let you get away with this
No.2690457
now a wd back ftilt? a man of character and measure.
No.2690458
>>2690455someone actually did this at a tekken tournament i believe
No.2690459
i play with the items turned on fuck you guys
No.2690460
>>2690457total shiek player death
No.2690462
house rules: loser gets raped
No.2690463
oh nooo my controller turned off lol
No.2690466
good morning niggers
No.2690467
combat sports are so lame now the fights never live up to the hype and theres not a single interesting personality in the sport theres only so much time you can spend watching some dagestani hugging some sweaty brazilian before its just gay as fuck
No.2690468
HEEEEEEM
No.2690469
wonder if spongebob ever got his boating license
No.2690471
it would suck so much to get kneed in the head
No.2690472
sneed
No.2690473
we should learn to beatbox
No.2690474
toon stream disorderlies (1987)
No.2690477
whats up gaylords good morning
No.2690478
i'm not a gaylord
No.2690479
good morning bros happy 2025 !!!
No.2690480
8am new years eve time to start drinking
No.2690481
brap
No.2690482
gonna watch the holo ny show then drive to dads place 5 hrs away
No.2690483
longest i ever drove was 3 hours and that was hell
No.2690484
finna suck some dick
DRANK
No.2690486
crazy how in 2025 being punk and non-conformative and being against the man means being a nazi, supporting hitler, being against immigration, voting republican, buying into capitalism, etc
No.2690488
how does he wheeze like that
No.2690491
>>2690490its actually over for you
No.2690497
akeome
No.2690499
>>2690498ew its the ID whores
No.2690501
i just took a shit
No.2690502
you couldve been climbing the ladder while you were on the toilet but instead you just scrolled
No.2690503
>>2690502mtg arena doesnt have a ladder bro!
No.2690504
lol if theres no ladder what the fuck are you doing
No.2690505
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 🤷♀️
you make me feel like 11
No.2690507
i thought it did have sort of a ladder. it had ranks at least last time i played it. like bronze silver gold etc.
No.2690509
such a lil bro
No.2690510
actually i was wrong mtga does have a ladder
>>2690507i thought it only had this and that it was lacking the thing hearthstone has after the baby ranks where its a proper ranked ladder but it actually does
No.2690511
good last morning of 2025!
No.2690512
hooooo boy mailman just slid my cards into the mailbox i heard his ass
No.2690514
WHAT THE FUCK THESE ARENT CARDS THIS IS JUST JUNK MAIL
No.2690516
i've got a gundam package coming today and my mindset is complete doom it is not going to come.
that way i wont be bummed out if something happens
No.2690517
i kissed a girl and i liked it!
No.2690518
your mom liked it too sweetie
No.2690519
💀
No.2690521
just choked on my own spit
No.2690524
happens way too often im pretty sure theres something wrong with me
No.2690525
>>2690520asshole post the non shit graphic design soul chinese menu version not this
No.2690526
>>2690525don't call me an asshole
No.2690528
i dont know what else to call someone who mosts nu graphic design bullshit like its ok
No.2690529
>>2690528how about don't call me names at all
No.2690530
how about you stop acting like an ASSHOLE first
No.2690531
damn i need to chill i dunno
No.2690533
oh my god she tweeted for the first time in 2 months
we're so back…
No.2690534
saba?
No.2690535
your mom
No.2690537
the yuyushikis would never do that…
No.2690539
>>2690506battlenet chat has had the dumbest people on the entire planet polposting sunce its inception it really does offer insight into some of the posters here
No.2690541
>>2690508so you could look at their little virtual tushies while they changed you sick freak
No.2690543
let me tell you bros i cant stop drinking water i cant get enough of this tasty beverage
i piss like twice an hour and my piss is all transparent its great
No.2690545
hol' up we got iowa vs vandy in the reliaquest bowl!
No.2690546
who in the what now
No.2690547
toon can you delay the biblical stream for a bit i gotta go take a quick nap and then i gotta go have dinner with my mom and then i gotta work out but after that im free.. should be like 4 hours in total at most
No.2690548
>>2690545we got miami tonight and three huge bowl games tomorrow…….
No.2690550
reminder tomorrow is the Solemnity of Mary, Mother of God and is a holy day of obligation 🙏
No.2690551
amen
No.2690553
y'all be
ugh
No.2690554
>>2690552i watched all the year end shows this year and they were all so shit
No.2690559
posted the wrong webm ugh
No.2690560
you fucked up
No.2690561
>>2690545hol up
we dem hawkeyes!
No.2690563
*drops the 18mb .png bomb on toot*
No.2690564
toot deserves it that guy was mad cheeks this year
No.2690566
really bad year for gleepy too that guys so fucked up
No.2690567
next year toot and gleep are gonna turn it all around
big things comin
No.2690568
we all had a great 2025 together and 2026 will be even better when the global economy either collapses or booms and we can buy the mansion
No.2690571
if i had learning tools like that when i was teen id be a mathsmatician like toot
No.2690572
why must i wake up at 1 in the afternoon
No.2690573
AM the liar bitch boy
No.2690575
why would that be you and anyone
No.2690578
gay incel: us
No.2690579
can you pull a bbc to settle thou pando as a washed up bottom?
No.2690580
anonymous gay sex gets boring after a bit
No.2690582
washed gaybros: gonna be at the porn meet for a cumbang! 45 year old sissy (looks 30)
No.2690583
last 6
No.2690584
what does that even mean
No.2690585
gonna go get in one last nap of 2025
No.2690586
i predict a nightmareish 2026
No.2690587
real gay bros dont go to porn meets
thats for weird straight closeted men w/ wives
No.2690588
we're gatekeeping being gay now
No.2690589
im trying to at least
No.2690590
all i have to say on this matter is pando is way gayer than me
No.2690592
its cute that pandos still a virgin
No.2690593
wife her up then
No.2690594
washed youtube slop watchers
No.2690595
man shout out to jesus christ man for real man
No.2690596
jimmy isnt washed up retard
No.2690597
jimmy beast hate that retard
No.2690601
HOLY FUCK ITS 2026 IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!
No.2690602
yall goin to hell
No.2690605
oh no no no labububros todd and aaron just dabbed on us
No.2690606
todd is my ally
No.2690607
imagine youtube zogger getting slapped in the face and tearing up
No.2690608
imagine napbelly getting into bed right now for a nap
No.2690609
i love zog and youtube and mtg
No.2690610
2026 im neckmaxx stubblepilling
No.2690612
xi save us
No.2690613
renewed my annual rent cuck agreement
No.2690614
do you have a chill landlord or a management company
No.2690615
that money should go to the mansion
No.2690616
mamagement company
No.2690618
random nigs knock to change my ac filter when im passed out from drinking
No.2690619
hate management companies
No.2690620
wish i could just pay milord in labor and feality. theyll probably pass laws soon tying me to the land
No.2690622
chinese sounds like some evil ass klingon language
No.2690623
written chinese is crazy though
No.2690624
real craycray fr
No.2690625
i bought grapes
No.2690626
ashkenazi and shepardi really forced 1 million palestians off their lands and houses to import random indians, arabs, and brasilians
No.2690627
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
No.2690628
>>2690611*waits to upgrade*
No.2690629
maybe ill get into locksmithing
No.2690632
>>2690630like.. together orr…??
No.2690634
>>2690630i take back everything i ever said that was doomer
republichads we are going to win 2028 so fucking hard we're going to win even more than we won last time
No.2690635
wish 2016 trump was running again but as democrat so we could watch that debate
No.2690636
pete buttjuice jerked off into a cup with his faggot life partner then paid a women to incubate the sperm inside of her so they could have a baby to rape
kind of a hard sell as president
No.2690637
>>2690634clav nuked jd vance with one line bro gavins going to mog his ass eternally in 28
No.2690638
a hot spicy caliente big booty latina president……
No.2690639
what if 2026 is jd vances year and he glows up
No.2690640
awww hell nah dnc i aint votin for no queer yte boi, juat give me that welfar nigga
No.2690641
one thing's for sure
White People are their enemy
No.2690642
i wish i was a wolf or a dog with a cute tail so i could wag it when im happy
No.2690643
shut yo gaycel ass up
No.2690644
>>2690642happy new year man
No.2690645
>>2690637lolno
newsom has no character and no appeal to anyone who isn't a life-long democrat and is willing to back anyone that they're supposed to back
No.2690646
as much as i like cooked meat it would be so much more convenient to eat raw meat
No.2690647
wake up White People
No.2690648
>>2690644happy new year bro
No.2690651
https://polymarket.com/event/presidential-election-winner-2028the big money is on my side, 31% odds on vance rn v 17% newsom and 8% aoc
harris is at 3% lol
No.2690652
who tf would vote for vance
No.2690653
ytie: omg this tuna rice cassarole is soooo nostalgic. any we have to diamantle ICE
No.2690654
>>2690650most stereotypical douchebag looking rich old money guy alive
vs
guy who looks like he just crawled out of the coal mine in kentucky
jeeesus i wonder which one americans are more likely to vote for lmao
No.2690655
>>2690654not the obese guy who gets mogged by gavin thats for sure lol
No.2690656
dude the rigged gambling addict china site said jeet d vance was gonna make us great!!!
No.2690657
toot can we rape and murder this brown teenager whose autistic interest is american politics
No.2690659
>>2690655lil bro you trying to push this is more obnoxious and fail-worthy than hearthstone
No.2690662
>>2690656>riggedgoogle things before you make retarded posts lil bro
No.2690663
my traps re pretty juicy ngl
No.2690664
>>2690663what exercises did you do to grow them mine still look the same as they did on day 1 i think
No.2690665
i got that dog dick in me
No.2690667
ohp shrugs deadlifts HEAVY rack pulls
zercher stuff might also do something but not sure i just started those
No.2690668
gay faggot had an appletinni, talking about cocks and being a faggot buzzed on ssris and alkie
No.2690670
bro is doing one hand pullups….
No.2690671
mom sent me a new years text saying shes fine with meeting my bf and i dont need to hide him…
No.2690672
yeah nigga pulling this dick up and down
No.2690673
>>2690671FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2690674
>>2690671shes gonna change her mind the second she sees toon standing in her front door
No.2690676
>>2690671that's so sweet congrats
No.2690677
>>2690673+1
this nigga really just got punked by his own momma lmfao
No.2690679
own mother called him a gaycel
No.2690680
how is he cel if he has a bf
No.2690681
they're sullying the good name of gaycel
No.2690682
mom voice: get a bf, nigger
No.2690684
can i get a gf if i write really good nonsmut omegaverse fanfic
No.2690685
you can get a f but not a gf
No.2690686
alright guess ill go cook some meat instead of just eating it raw
No.2690687
lorcana is the mtg killer
its over for hasbro
No.2690688
one time i ate raw pork because i saw them do it in one piece when i was a kid and i had to go to the hospital
No.2690690
>>2690688why did you
have to go to the hospital
No.2690691
he didnt have to go to the hospital he just wanted to
No.2690692
helcopter parent mother raising a loser: OMG OMG OMG he has to go to the hospital now hes gonna die!!
No.2690693
riftbound completely killed fnm at all my lgs
no one even plays magic anymore
they even took down all the displays
No.2690694
>>2690693lol aint no way you expect people to believe this
No.2690695
never heard of that game
No.2690696
tadaima~
No.2690697
might play a bunch of computer games and look at pictures of boobs in 2026
No.2690698
>>2690693riot paid so much money for that game to flop lmao
No.2690699
we're gonna go on that nofap grind
No.2690700
>>2690688when did they ever eat raw pork you braindead fucking nigger
No.2690701
sorcery? now thats the real magic killer
No.2690703
>>2690694ill take pics next time i go if i have to but prob wont ever go back
i overheard the store manager on the phone begging to cancel his huge mtg order he put in saying its completely dead and he hasnt moved any of it
>>2690698and yet it isnt because no one even knows what magic anymore meanwhile riot and league of legends are common household names just like nintendo and taylor swift
No.2690704
Nirvana is some of the most awful music ever made. Rock music literally died a few years later
No.2690705
>>2690702this is why we need to get shredded
No.2690706
we need to get shredded so that when people manipulate our bodies with a.i. we look good
No.2690707
all in all its just a
nother cock and some balls
No.2690709
bro just do the trades bro my nephew is 19 and makes 200k a year running his own spaceship welding shop just buy a powerwasher and clean pools for 2000 bucks a day if you wire up one outlet a day that's $365,000 a year
When did you realize boomers lied about trades being the way to get ahead?
No.2690710
>>2690708zii would've loved this…
No.2690711
Someone is copypasting Dookietext
No.2690713
we need to live a life more full of high agency schemes and hanging out with good friends like the early seasons of trailer park boys
No.2690714
you couldnt handle that life
No.2690716
i could handle it…
No.2690720
>>2690715this sign is getting dangerously close to running out of room
No.2690722
first of all i need everyone here to understand im not som lilpup who cant handle things im a fully capable grown up
No.2690724
>>2690722YAH TRICK YAHHHH
No.2690726
>>2690720there's now a deeper sense of urgency, this may be the last year we can achieve this
No.2690727
your gonna die alone man deal with it
No.2690728
theres still room on the sign theres still time
No.2690729
election 2036 is gonna be fuentes vs destiny
No.2690731
my scalp is so itchy but my surgery made it completely numb so i cant scratch it…
No.2690732
fuentes and destiny are both too short to hold public office
No.2690733
baby on belly
No.2690736
me and my cat need ozempiec
No.2690738
when was the last time you gave someone a high five
No.2690741
drank all night
woke up fucked and drank cough syrup
idk where to go from here
No.2690743
>>2690740fuck you fuck you fuck you give me my 50 seconds back you nigger
No.2690744
>>2690740hes a just like me in a lot of ways
No.2690745
>>2690713what if we all hop on minecraft and build a cool castle together
No.2690746
i dont have minecraft
No.2690747
>>26907392026 is the year of the breeding mount
No.2690748
whats there even to look forward to in 2026
No.2690749
hol up we got dem wolverines vs dem longhorns in the cheez-it citrus bowl??!?
No.2690750
>>2690748killing ourselves
No.2690751
>>2690748the breeding mounts
the horsedick futas
No.2690752
Hasbro CEO Announces Wizards of the Coast Layoffs as Magic: The Gathering Sales Dip
*"Reorganization Needed as We Adapt to Evolving Market Conditions"*
BOSTON, MA — Hasbro CEO, Chris Cocks, announced today that the company will be laying off a portion of its Wizards of the Coast division employees in response to a significant decrease in sales of Magic: The Gathering. Cocks stated that the layoffs are part of a "necessary reorganization" aimed at aligning the division’s workforce with current market trends.
"We've seen an unexpected slowdown in the demand for Magic: The Gathering, and as a result, we must make difficult decisions to ensure the long-term health of the business," Cocks said in a statement. "This step will help us adapt to the evolving gaming landscape and continue delivering high-quality experiences to our passionate fanbase."
The reduction in staff will primarily affect positions within the marketing and production teams, with a focus on streamlining operations. While the company emphasized that core game development would remain unaffected, the layoffs come as a blow to the community and employees who have built the franchise into a global phenomenon.
Wizards of the Coast has been grappling with increased competition in the trading card market and shifts in player behavior, as well as economic pressures affecting consumer spending. Despite this, Hasbro remains optimistic about the future of the Magic: The Gathering brand, with new expansions and digital initiatives planned for 2025.
The layoffs are expected to take place over the next few weeks, with impacted employees offered severance packages and career transition support.
No.2690753
>>2690739what the hell do you even get off to here
No.2690754
>>2690752its over for wotc magic is cooked
No.2690755
i have a small penis
No.2690757
might have to write a strongly worded email to chris cocks
No.2690758
for sale: small penis, never used
No.2690759
sell your magic cards now and invest heavily in riftbound or be stuck holding onto crap like wudy
No.2690760
you guys ever experiement with making vegan ribs more realistic like wrapping the tofu around a utensil like a butter knife its like a bone
No.2690761
NO
No.2690763
yeah no
No.2690764
designer furniture pisses me off cause yea it looks nice but no way its worth that much money people only like it because no one made the jigs and tooling to produce it at scale so its affordable for everyone
No.2690765
>>2690764its more expensive because its higher quality material than the piece of shit plywood furniture you bought from walmart
No.2690766
>>2690753well as a baseline you need to understand futas
its all about hypersexualizing the female making her so sex-crazed that her dick controls her every thought and action
the bigger and harder the cock the more the futa not only wants to fuck but be fucked
No.2690767
>>2690765you are out of your element lil buddy
No.2690768
i want to know 162's take on designer furniture actually
No.2690769
>>2690766someone show this nigga out
No.2690770
i want the herman miller eames chair
the old one with the curved laminate
No.2690772
oh fuck fuck im high this gonna be a bad crash idk if can wat that delude ot
No.2690775
>>2690748frieren s2
maomao adventures s3
No.2690776
white people should start making rap songs about how awesome reddit is
No.2690777
we dem horns!
No.2690779
>>2690769*shows him out to the designer vip suite*
No.2690780
cant eat its gonna cut the high
No.2690781
>>2690778YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.2690782
glad im not a drug nigger who knows about stuff like "cutting the high"
No.2690783
2026 you gotta stop doing drugs man
No.2690784
cheeseburger is a drug
No.2690785
this is the best time to do drugs
we can do not drugs the rest of the year but tonight???? drugs
No.2690786
bo burnham is a textbook quirked out white boy
No.2690787
i dont celebrate holidays im just a drug nigger that gets high on week days irregardless
No.2690788
whats some other gen alpha lingo we can adopt
No.2690789
nothing
gen alpha are slack jawed mute retards
No.2690790
BREAKING: Nvidia and AMD to significantly increase GPU prices starting next month; RTX 5090 increasing from $2000 to $5000
No.2690791
die skipper
No.2690792
we skip its nbd
No.2690793
had a beer now im really tired and prolly just gonna go to bed early you know what i mean
No.2690798
just gotta time it so im sobered up a little by five
No.2690799
>>2690794so fucking cute tbh
No.2690801
>>2690734@grok make tinny a woman and change the text to say 500 pound man
No.2690802
*neil armstrong voice*
the napper has napped
No.2690803
the biker guy?
No.2690804
i dont know what neil armstrong sounds like
No.2690805
should we get into vintage harleys
No.2690806
leather biker bf
a classic
No.2690807
damn my ass napped too
No.2690808
leather biker horsecock futa gf who sexually assaults you in public..
No.2690809
i looked into what i would need to do to get a biker license and i would need to retake the written test again which fuck that honestly
No.2690810
damn harley made some ugly ass motorcycles wtf were boomers thinking
No.2690811
>>2690809how hard could it possibly be
No.2690812
i hate when i nap and i have to delay my whole day of showering and eating because fuckhead gets home so early now
No.2690813
>>2690811its not hard its just tedious and your doing it with 30 other fucking zoomers that were born in 2010s
No.2690814
2026 be nicer to your dad
No.2690816
ah fuck i forgot to get champagne
No.2690818
>>2690816its ok man 2026 we dont drink a drop of alcohol anymore just water
No.2690819
i NEED coffee though
No.2690820
someone give me qrd on somalis
No.2690821
and milk
and coffee
and tea
No.2690823
this alcohol says its 60% water
No.2690824
>>2690822is that a dick or a fat hairy pussy i cant tell anymore
No.2690825
>>2690822i would eat her poo
No.2690827
gleeps getting a harley?
No.2690830
bro we are getting a kawasaki if we are getting a bike
No.2690832
>>2690830this is a 1 of 500 prototype military harley i think they usually sell for 10k+
No.2690834
my new years dinner is mi goreng noodles bro 😭😭😭
No.2690835
you have to wear a helmet with a crotch rocket
with a cruiser you can just go all natty and ….cruise
No.2690836
>>2690832it also looks like a chick repellent man if we are in it we are in it for the chicks
No.2690838
>>2690826im not into this bit do what you want
No.2690839
strand warning nye strand warning
No.2690840
not everything is a bit