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 No.2684222[Last 50 Posts]

the most wonderful time of the year

 No.2684224

File: 1766615360738.jpg (553.65 KB, 1440x1920, 599086951_1808073542616348….jpg)

jolly

 No.2684225


 No.2684226

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 No.2684227

intersex

 No.2684228

>>2684226
crazy how this is gonna be our 2026 christmas present

 No.2684229

>>2684193
can you nipplefuck this?

 No.2684230

Intersex is an umbrella term for people born with natural variations in chromosomes, hormones, gonads, or genitals that don't fit typical binary definitions of male or female bodies, affecting up to 1.7% of people.

lol gonads

 No.2684231

up to?

 No.2684232

File: 1766615640961.png (148.49 KB, 230x345, ClipboardImage.png)

next up on https://toontime.space/

haha-you-clowns-episode-9-therapy.mp4
Black.Christmas.1974.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.LT].mp4

 No.2684233

i made these

 No.2684234

>>2684232
this is huge

 No.2684235

>>2684233
did they come out anything like that

 No.2684236

i want some…

 No.2684237

this nigga bakin 🤣🤣🤣

 No.2684238

As winter break begins, a group of sorority sisters, including Jess (Olivia Hussey OK HOL UP

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 No.2684240

>>2684235
they arent as flat i think its because i let the filling get fully frozen

 No.2684241

what an unfortunate last name for a lady

 No.2684242

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 No.2684243

File: 1766616464764.gif (715.38 KB, 580x326, excited.gif)

black christmas starting now https://toontime.space/

 No.2684244

toon : what do u guys think about the 1shot nades?
�FFFFFFThink someone is hacking? Make a demo and send to [email protected]. DO NOT bitch in server
Kas : real
cٿddywiftmas : we like it.
toon : kewl
cٿddywiftmas : thats why we play here :)
Damage Taken from "DonJonTX" - 122 in 6 hits
Kas : thats why a lot of ppl play here
Kas : ^^

 No.2684245

its christmas we should be watching die hard

 No.2684246

ive never seen die hard

i did see that always sunny episode that parodied it

 No.2684247

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alright were doing diehard after this

 No.2684248

i only remember the parkour guy

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 No.2684250

was setting up the CCTV at the office and saw myself
man i really gained weight over the past year

bought a 12 pack of beer to make me feel better about myself but 2026 I'm going on a diet cause im a fat bitch

 No.2684251

a house full of hot teen girls all alone on christmas? time for some raping

 No.2684252

>>2684250
fat fuck
sick and tired of telling you to lock in for the last 2 years

 No.2684253

the worst is when you catch a glimpse of the side profile and think to yourself damn who is that bigbelly bloatbehemoth

 No.2684254

the worst is when you see yourself walking or doing stuff realize thats not how people are supposed to move

 No.2684255

i have visible moobs

 No.2684256

*sips booze*

 No.2684257

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 No.2684259

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2026 is our year boys were turning it all around

 No.2684260

bro you gotta swap out the beer for the vod!

 No.2684261

nahhhh

2027 though?? thats when it all comes together

 No.2684262

>>2684261
its over for you sorry man

 No.2684263

>>2684262
dont say that

 No.2684264

nah he keeps pushing it back hes done hes never making it

 No.2684265

we need to start hiding booze all over our houses

 No.2684266

2026 is going to be crazy man

january we get the burning crusade classic classic
march we get world of warcraft midnight
summer we get warlords of draenor classic
then we got blizzcon at the end of the year!

 No.2684267

>>2684265
do it when youre blackout so you dont remember where it is

 No.2684268

>>2684266
man when are we going to get sc2 wings of liberty classic

 No.2684269

>>2684266
man screw all that *fires up hearthstone*

 No.2684270

deathwish
i already know
a boy like you would hang me if i gave you the rope

 No.2684271

hearthstone classic would go so hard tho

 No.2684272

https://www.hsguru.com/decks
aint no way the top 8 decks are all the same deck *wheeze*

 No.2684273

death wish
i already know
20% more physical damage for 30 seconds

 No.2684274

no one plays standard hs anymore

 No.2684275

you guys think i couldpull off a turtleneck

 No.2684276

hackey sack?

 No.2684277

https://www.hsguru.com/decks?format=1
aint no way the top 8 decks are only 2 decks *wheeze*

 No.2684278

>>2684275
post a pic and ill let you know

 No.2684279

>>2684275
hell no

 No.2684280

File: 1766617924626.jpg (10.54 KB, 330x166, Untitled.jpg)

ITSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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 No.2684282

>>2684280
oh hell yeah

 No.2684283

bro turn that shit off that announces when people leave your stream what the fuck

 No.2684284

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 No.2684285

we announce things here

 No.2684286

i'm intersex

 No.2684287

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>>2684283
idk how i just installed the shit and computers are hard

 No.2684288

File: 1766618143859.jpg (25.81 KB, 441x298, Untitled.jpg)

just kidding hearthfucks

 No.2684289


 No.2684290

>>2684288
lol owned that one guy who thinks fartstone is good

 No.2684291


 No.2684292

is that the girl from romeo and juliet?

 No.2684293

playing hockey without a helmet was hella dangerous if you really think about it

 No.2684294

WOWBELLY RUNS THIS SHIT

 No.2684295

*thinks about it* nah should be fine

 No.2684296

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 No.2684297

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its christmas eve
and you know what we do on christmas eve

 No.2684298

eat chips and a beef stick?

 No.2684299

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>>2684203
#freeneuro

 No.2684300

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 No.2684302

my surgery scars scab keeps forming over some hair so when i pull my hair the scab lifts :/

 No.2684303


 No.2684304

sorry to hear that oomf

 No.2684305

are we still doing movie recommendations for toon to ignore?

 No.2684306

i could settle for juliet

 No.2684307

>>2684301
the bookmark was cool but i only read on ereader

 No.2684308

bad santa

 No.2684309

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 No.2684310

merry Christmas bros

 No.2684311

is the dead girl still chilling in the rocking chair i had to take out some trash and missed a lil chunk

 No.2684312

>>2684310
hey bro
merry christmas

 No.2684313

shes rockin

 No.2684314

there she is

 No.2684315

i dont think ive ever seen real Christmas carolers

 No.2684316

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 No.2684317

dads still watching news about those peruvian drug traffickers that got killed

 No.2684318


 No.2684319

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 No.2684320

>>2684271
they already did hearthstone classic and i already played it
it was fun experiencing it again

 No.2684321

we gotta do a hearthstone classic classic

 No.2684322

they even had a ladder for hearthstone classic
it was fun

 No.2684323

of course it was fun man hearthstone is awesome

 No.2684324

im fuckin baked

 No.2684325

wish i was baked or baking

 No.2684326

whos idea was it to watch that

 No.2684327

it was mine
thanks for playin it toon, it was aight

 No.2684328

File: 1766622365254.png (333.07 KB, 554x554, ClipboardImage.png)

die hard starting now https://toontime.space/

 No.2684329

wish i was alone instead of doing stuff with family irl
so i could watch the big evangelion stream with the boys

 No.2684330

>>2684329
say hi to ur mom from me lol

 No.2684331

>>2684328
lets goooo!

 No.2684332

went downstairs to get some bacon bits out of the fridge and mom started yelling at me for eating red meat on christmas eve so i just went back in my room lol

 No.2684333

are they real bacon bits or imitation

 No.2684334

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 No.2684335

*to the tune of rush - tom sawyer*

todays big belly
mean mean pride

 No.2684336


 No.2684337

>>2684330
i will who are u

 No.2684338

cobes used to use 1-2 entire containers of bacon bits to his foodhacks because it was bacon he didnt have to cook

 No.2684339


 No.2684340

japan was going to take over the world…

 No.2684341

1 beer and my hands are tingly i might have lost my tolerance

 No.2684342

we allow japan to have a self defense force

 No.2684343

japan is crazy as hell

 No.2684344

>>2684341
wittle baby cant handle a wittle beer

 No.2684345

is china gonna fall like japan did

 No.2684346

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>>2684346
need a hot asian christmas gf so bad man

 No.2684348

gookmas…

 No.2684349

was die hard actually about a cia op

 No.2684350

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 No.2684351

mom has guests over ugh..

 No.2684352

uh oh the dominos website bugged out and i think it ordered twice…
if the guy shows up with 4 pizzas do i tell him i only want 2??

 No.2684353

>>2684352
just take the 4 man

 No.2684354

>>2684352
throw a pizza party man

 No.2684355

>>2684353
i tried calling and it says they're closed for the holidays idk if they even accepted the order…

 No.2684356

we should steal the mona lisa

 No.2684357

>>2684355
don't dominos have that meter that tells you sandeep is preparing your pizza or something

 No.2684358

>>2684357
the problem is it put 2 orders in, i put my phone number in and it says the order is complete so i think they processed the earlier one not the later one

 No.2684359

sirs sandeep is doing the needful

 No.2684360

>>2684358
just roll with it man and take 2 or 4 when it gets there

 No.2684361

>>2684360
what if none get here and they charged for 4

 No.2684362

>>2684361
you call your bank and charge back

 No.2684363

niggers

 No.2684364

important info for the muslim girlies in our comm

 No.2684365

i need to be free

 No.2684366

here comes the darkness

 No.2684367

>>2684366
i believe in a thing called love!

 No.2684368

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 No.2684370

man we shoulda got a buncha booze for Christmas

 No.2684371

we did bro!

 No.2684372

were going to the beer shack in 3 hours man!

 No.2684373

and you know im going out of my way to tell that paki working there merry christmas

 No.2684374

lol

 No.2684375

okay they refunded one of the transactions
still dont know if the 'zah is on the way or not boys

 No.2684376

crazy how im the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be

 No.2684377

at sucking dick

 No.2684378

the very best? like no one ever was?

 No.2684379

File: 1766627740666.jpg (1.99 MB, 3000x4000, 1766627672660811.jpg)

gook with chocolate.

 No.2684380

BAD NEWS THERES ONLY 2 BEARS LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2684381

you should have prepared better nigger

 No.2684382

>>2684380
bro thats what im saying we shoulda stocked the hell up!

 No.2684383

>>2684381
you bet your fucking ass i should have you fucking btich!

 No.2684384

here it is man

 No.2684385

>>2684383
i'm not a fucking bitch

 No.2684386

ITS UP

 No.2684387

at what point should I reorder the 'zah…

 No.2684388

just call them up dumbfuck

 No.2684389

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 No.2684390

>>2684388
i did butthead it said they were closed for the holidays
but they're still open and accepting orders online it said peyton started making my 'zah before 1 of the 2 orders was cancelled

i would just drive over but i had 2 beers already

 No.2684391

oh no 2 beers

PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2684392

and im pizza-makin' manning!

 No.2684393

the idea of spending christmas alone seemed fine until now why am I so sad 😭

 No.2684394

damn i love zombiegrub

 No.2684395

corbin was crazy for this one lol

 No.2684396

im the 33 year old manchild who doesnt buy anybody else presents for christmas

 No.2684397

i just get people food

 No.2684398

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 No.2684399

okay now it says no team members checked into the store they must have just left without closing an cancelled everything

 No.2684400

allsafegirl.webm

 No.2684401

File: 1766629183768.mp4 (560.78 KB, safe.mp4)


 No.2684402

our bro is pizzaless on this christmas eve
you hate to see it

 No.2684403

so feliz navidad actually means merry christmas in some other language i thought it was just a meme people said

like guhzuntide when someone sneezes

 No.2684404

>>2684403
little man….

 No.2684405

WHY DONT YOU RETARD NIGGERS UNDERSTAND THAT GETTING FOOD ON CHRISTMAS EVE IS A HORRIBLE IDEA
THINK OF HOW RETARDED YOU HAVE TO BE WORKING ON CHRISTMAS EVE
NOW THINK ABOUT THEM HANDLING YOUR FOOD

 No.2684406

>>2684403
yea bro its portuguese or sumthin

 No.2684407

>>2684405
what are you trying to say

 No.2684408

man now this is crazy as hell i have to make at least 4 or 5 dishes tomorrow for christmas dinner so you know ill be trying this one out for sure

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 No.2684410

im back from the Christmas mass bros!

 No.2684411

>>2684408
anybody whos ever worked manual labor be like no shit nigga

 No.2684412

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 No.2684413

i need to buy one of these

 No.2684414

i guess we're having saltines and rice for dinner

 No.2684415

wtf i was logged out of steam all damn day!

 No.2684416

>>2684412
packing a full lip with applejack

 No.2684417

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 No.2684418

wow the football games tomorrow are terrible

 No.2684419

>>2684408
lol at this nigger melting plastic with a lighter inside his house

 No.2684420

>>2684390
peyton is a white man's name, that's a good sign

 No.2684421

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>>2684418
were watching the vikings game for the kpop demon hunters at half time

 No.2684422

>>2684420
real nigger behavior to cancel the order and not even send a text or call

 No.2684423

thanks toon

 No.2684424

we should watch bad santa

 No.2684425

>>2684421
were watching that game but turning that shit off for halftime

 No.2684426

File: 1766630233858.webm (1.79 MB, 1920x1080, hohc.webm)


 No.2684427

*crosses the delaware*
*kills some hessians*

 No.2684428

i have a drinking problem

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 No.2684430

six seven you a merry christmas and a skibidi new year

 No.2684431

>>2684428
*slides you a bottle of booze*
problem solved

 No.2684432

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 No.2684433

clean







fuck you die

fuck you die
fuck you die
fuck you die
fuck you die
fuck you die
fuck you die
fuck you die
fuck you die
fuck you die













fuck you die
fuck you die
fuck you die
fuck you die



clean

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 No.2684435

2026 im not watching a single youtube video

 No.2684436

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and yesterday, a 4.3 GDP, two points better than expected. Tariffs have given us Trillions of Dollars in Growth and Prosperity, and the strongest National Security we have ever had. We are respected again, perhaps like never before. God Bless America!!! President DJT

 No.2684437

>>2684435
be for real

 No.2684438

never noticed that trump tweets like he has a homestuck typing quirk

 No.2684439

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 No.2684440

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 No.2684441

i watched every upcoming 2026 movie trailer a few days ago and theyre all shit

young washington might be okay
crime 101 has potential but itll probably be shit
the new spielberg will disappoint
project hail mary will be ass

the odyssey is our only hope

 No.2684442

project hail mary? the story about how the bad man aaron rodgers is making a career resurgence with the shittsburgh steelers?

 No.2684443

i dont get the hate for agememnons armor in the odyssey trailer
i think he looks dope as hell

 No.2684444

we have high hopes for tom cruise's new movie

 No.2684445


 No.2684446

more like the nigger

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 No.2684449

this guy used to make videos about being a pill poppin sipper now hes got cancer

 No.2684450

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 No.2684451

>>2684450
look at her boobs!

 No.2684452

>>2684450
le sigh

 No.2684453

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 No.2684454

wish there was a new elden ring dlc

 No.2684455

>>2684454
huge +1 wish they would have worked on that instead of nightreign

 No.2684456

never played a souls game never will

 No.2684457


 No.2684458

thats a crazy skip

 No.2684459


greg
@greg16676935420
Not to be that guy but a 4.3 GDP isn’t even possible. 4.0 is the highest you can get and that’s only if you get straight A’s

 No.2684460

>>2684459
gpa can go higher than 4.0 with ap courses dumb nigger

 No.2684461

fat breathing on couch. had some syrup, then some ceral. that point went back for beans, salsa, chips, cheese - put too much food into my fat body while high hence struggled fat breaths

also drank a fifth over a couple days so body finds solids hard after relying on liquid meals

 No.2684462

>>2684449
lol sort by oldest and just start scrolling down

what a miserable fuck

 No.2684463

>search card i need on lgs website
>not in stock
>repeat 50x
sigh….

 No.2684464

truly dont understand how people can get fat eating is a pain

 No.2684465

toon stream parasite eve the video game

 No.2684466

eating is literally the greatest pleasure in all of life you are abnormal and weird and probably a freak

 No.2684467

eating is cool but have you tried drinking beer and playing video games

 No.2684468

>>2684466
its a hassle id rather not have to eat at all if it wasnt necessary

 No.2684469

drinking beer and playing video games is cool but have you tried drinking beer and smoking weed

 No.2684470

Green Party is a Soviet plant. They were founded 1980s by GDR sympathizers who went as far as cooperating with the RAF. Notoriously, Joshka Fisher, one of the leading figures of the Greens, has been involved in Molotov attacks on the police and it was found that weapons for the RAF were supplied using his car.
The goal behind communist support of the Greens was to combat nuclear arms stationing in West Germany. The Greens messaging at the time always revolved around threatening Germans as Soviet proxy with nuclear annihilation. They propagated that subjugation to Soviet rule is preferable than nuclear annihilation which is inevitable, if Germany resists.

In the 90s the groups merged with other leftshits but the foundational core of Cold Warriors remains. Just like Noam Chomsky still lives and still shills for communist aggression and crimes, you know.

One of the more curious aspect to the Greens is that they were founded as a group of hardcore pedophiles. Attached is their speech from the founding day where they say the demand the abolition of every law related to sexual exploitation of children. The journalists laugh at the end because the cunt also says the want the abolition of mandatory schooling implying that these guys are warriors for ignorance and stupidity.

 No.2684471

im not reading that

 No.2684472

okay but angela merkel is going to go down in history as one of the worst leaders europe has ever known

 No.2684473

dad thinks im gay

 No.2684474

well stop sucking his dick

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 No.2684476

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 No.2684477

>>2684410
how was it?

 No.2684479

https://kick.com/xqc/clips/clip_01KD89M66730SJXV2PF31BVKVP our guys used to be mr beast levels back in the day?

 No.2684480

someone please stream megalop

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 No.2684482

i still haven't watched kpop dmon hunters

 No.2684483

>>2684480
im on my knees beggan an pleadan but tooty fruity is the antichrist

 No.2684484

>>2684481
now let me check this out

 No.2684485

>>2684472
damn angela white is a leader of europe?

 No.2684486

ugh nothing worse than eating too much as a fat

 No.2684487

im gonna wake up on christmas morning like a kid and rush over to my computer waiting for the bunny set to drop

 No.2684488

just amelled

 No.2684489

>>2684481
im in here bro this bitch has her big ass fake tits out and oiled up you know thats what im into on xmas eve https://kick.com/aidamoodi

 No.2684490

>>2684486
and yet you continue being fat

 No.2684491

smell liqour i drink a lot, as a nosfactory hallucination

 No.2684492

bros i've reached a moment of clarity
i don't care about nasty whores no more

 No.2684493

>>2684490
im an alcoholic fatty not food fatty

 No.2684494

toon stream every single resident evil game including the rail shooters on wii and the non-canon gameboy color game where leon dies

 No.2684495

if i was rich there'd be no way i didn't buy my gf huge fake tits

 No.2684496

>>2684477
they went really heavy on the incense tonight

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 No.2684498

My name is Noah Thomas, and my story is one of surviving, healing, and continuing to fight.
Back on May 18, 2011, I had a rare and devastating reaction to the medication Vivitrol, which triggered severe suicidal depression, depersonalization, and relentless anxiety. Within just four weeks, I lost 25 pounds and spent the next eight weeks in a state of constant panic and unbearable depression. I could no longer work and had to move back in with my parents for 24/7 care due to being a danger to myself.

After hospitalization and countless treatments, SSRIs, SNRIs, mood stabilizers, antipsychotics, holistic therapies, and even RTMS (shock therapy), I experienced only minimal relief for more than a year.

Eventually, blood tests revealed extremely low testosterone levels (150–200 ng/dL, compared to an average of around 750 ng/dL for a 25-year-old male). That discovery changed everything. I was diagnosed with hypogonadism and began Testosterone Replacement Therapy (TRT) under medical supervision. Slowly, I started to rebuild my mind, body, and life.

Over the past decade, I’ve worked tirelessly to regain stability, physically, mentally, and emotionally. My YouTube channel grew out of that journey: sharing honest conversations about mental health, healing, and personal growth.

More recently, I was diagnosed with advanced cancer, adding another chapter to this ongoing fight. I’m sharing my story publicly again through videos, updates, and conversations, to stay connected, stay hopeful, and maybe help someone else facing their own impossible moment.

vax status?

 No.2684499

you guys (its one guy) really just browse reddit all day and copy and paste shit here

 No.2684500

>>2684497
i hallucinated a smell, an alcohol smell

 No.2684501

he is such a burden

 No.2684502

i think this guy is jewish which would explain why he's so sickly and dysgenic. if i ever get cancer i'm just telling them to let me roll up and smoke some fent patches while i get my dick sucked by a hooker to go out with dignity

 No.2684503

they should get some of the litte bitches here on test, fix thsir whining and unemployed from their small balls

 No.2684504

File: 1766633819614.jpg (314.67 KB, 4032x2269, 96325405_1763482087229759_….jpg)

tell me you'll never settle bros

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 No.2684506

>>2684504
thats his grandma bro

 No.2684507

>>2684506
that's ronnie james dio

 No.2684508

who the fuck is ronnie james dio

 No.2684509

the ronnie james?

 No.2684510

i'm just gonna play games for the next 7 days :D

 No.2684511

>>2684510
That's sad.

 No.2684512

>>2684511
what else is there to do

 No.2684513

maybe i should buy the new darktide class

 No.2684514

File: 1766634210974.jpg (323.3 KB, 1871x2048, 20251223_235312.jpg)

im so fat now (138lbs), i put on five pounds this holiday season already, ugh…

 No.2684515

*dad voice* get a job, nigger

 No.2684516

>>2684514
bro we're just bulking!

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 No.2684518

>>2684514
i almost weigh 3 of you lol

 No.2684519

i wasnt 140 lb since middle school

 No.2684520

i could stand to gain 30lbs

 No.2684521

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 No.2684522

>>2684514
*hits you with the 3 amigos*

 No.2684523

i think im at 200 rn *rolls onto stomach and kicks feet in the air*

 No.2684524

i hate plus-sized people

 No.2684525


 No.2684526

your being so plus rn

 No.2684527

their fat ass fingers make typos

 No.2684528

i just took a really big fuckin shit

 No.2684529

if you wanted to live as a savage axe wielding warlord now you couldnt do it cause no one would play along with you but there was a time in human history where you could

 No.2684530

quiet piggy

 No.2684531

File: 1766634835472.jpg (178.93 KB, 777x974, 142683-garrosh-hellscream.jpg)


 No.2684532

im not plus sized im healthy sized

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 No.2684534

>>2684531
when you see this guy move into your neighborhood in stormwind you know the property values are going down

 No.2684535

my fat fingers be making a lot of typos on my phone but people just say im esl

 No.2684536

im esl but ive never been called out

 No.2684537

i need a liposuction

 No.2684538

i need a cookies and milk

 No.2684539

>>2684386
this is huge ty for posting

 No.2684540

youre a disgrace dont even talk to me

 No.2684541

*turns around and looks into a mirror pointed at your face*
okay i wont but you cant stop me from talking to this mirror

 No.2684542

i was a fat kid too (child abuse) never stood a chance

 No.2684543

11pm
i can feel the electric scooter calling my name

 No.2684544

nintendo wii is the greatest console of all time

 No.2684545

>>2684544
proof?

 No.2684546

its over for me im cooked

 No.2684547

fucked up in the crib playin wii wii

 No.2684548

the wii was so sick

 No.2684549

protoss is imba

 No.2684550

i just bought my ass a wii game today
resident evil umbrella chronicles

 No.2684551

remember the wiiu lol

 No.2684552

you provide me: being Chad at all times and never failing a shit test
I provide you: wet hole, divorce rape, misandry, and weekend visitations

 No.2684553

being pad at all times

 No.2684555

what even is life tho

 No.2684556

the wii and wiiu destroyed nintendos credibility, theyve been incapable of making a good game or system ever since

 No.2684557

hop on chatgpt wrapped

 No.2684558

File: 1766637416632.png (658.82 KB, 661x762, ClipboardImage.png)

holy fuck lmao based

 No.2684559

i played the switch more than any console since the ps2
although mostly old ass games

 No.2684560

i played a lot of xenoblade 2 but that was the only game aside from smultimate that i got for the switch before i sold it
and metroid dread that was a banger

 No.2684561

>>2684514
holy crap you're like 25 pounds heavier than me! hit the gym!

 No.2684562


 No.2684563

storm chasing is so cool

 No.2684564

File: 1766638150069.jpg (150.74 KB, 2048x1433, 20251224_161151.jpg)

>>2684561
no gym but i do have an ab wheel.

 No.2684565

bruce wayne is just like me

 No.2684566

just sent a risky xmas eve text :face covering eyes:

 No.2684567

>>2684566
fucking slut

 No.2684568

merry y'kno
new year new y'know

 No.2684569

ikik

 No.2684570

merry ykno too

 No.2684571

we gotta go storm chasing sometime

 No.2684572


 No.2684573

why is everybody here either 100 lbs or 400 lbs

 No.2684574

what a retarded question why dont you think about that one for a minute

 No.2684575

File: 1766639527035.png (660.39 KB, 1100x457, 1765836812782019.png)


 No.2684576

>>2684573
im 200 lbs

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 No.2684578

brothers, merry christmas

 No.2684579

it's cute when guys are light enough for me to bench press

 No.2684580

>>2684579
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 No.2684581

>>2684580
hey lol ✌️😅

 No.2684582

one time this like 300lbs chubby muscle boy picked me up with one hand and was throwing me around and stuff and thats the wettest ive ever been in my entire life

 No.2684583

crazy that its the gulf of america now

 No.2684584

that was you shitting yourself

 No.2684585

that femboy wasnt lying that bussy can squirt

 No.2684586


 No.2684587

>>2684575
eye glance over zero recognition in mind -> hmmm she might be good -> hoooooh boy slampig paradise

 No.2684588

merry christmas to my dear scvs :3

 No.2684589

>>2684586
its a shame about the voice

 No.2684590

HOLY FUCK ITS BEEN CHRISTMAS FOR TWENTY FIVE MINUTES

 No.2684591

umm actually it's been christmas for 325 minutes

 No.2684592

>>2684587
+1
she goes from unnoticeable to a goddess

 No.2684593

>>2684586
i luv the cover art

 No.2684594

>>2684575
what's the deal with the arm
why does it attract so much fat

 No.2684595

File: 1766640596126.mp4 (3 MB, suisanta.mp4)


 No.2684596

>>2684589
i got used to it

 No.2684597

File: 1766641016194.mp4 (1.35 MB, Acyn - Trump: I am fine. Y….mp4)

ummm

 No.2684598


 No.2684599

i've never been more convinced life is just a simulation. i think i'm going to go drunk drive around and not get caught because the CPU doesn't say i need to be

 No.2684600

christmas pisses me the fuck off its 3 hours round trip in a car to visit mom like thats a quarter of my day gone just in a car and moms dumbass really expects me to stay for 5 hours or some wild shit like that

 No.2684601

christmas is a 10 second walk from my room into the living room

cry about it

 No.2684602

my sister complains sometimes that i never visit and that's exactly why
also her house is filthy and there's no adequate room for me so basically it's committing an entire day or two days to being exhausted

 No.2684603

i want a bf

 No.2684604

File: 1766641435950.png (886.18 KB, 616x958, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2684605

that guy was funny as fuck when i was 20 i wish he didn't delete all his videos

 No.2684606

finna jerk off to some nasty vile putrid shit to celebrate crimmas then go to bed

 No.2684607

can't hate him for it though if faggot zoomers are making him money.

 No.2684608

the milvian bridge…whatever happened there

 No.2684609


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 No.2684611

>>2684609
lol im jerking off to way nastier shit

 No.2684612

>>2684611
bro she isn't nasty she's hot as fuck

 No.2684613

File: 1766641961728.jpg (448.95 KB, 1076x1522, 20251224_165614.jpg)

me (left) with my oshi (right) wishing y'all a merry Christmas.

 No.2684614

merrycurry amz

 No.2684615

if we have a peenis why don't we have a poopnis

 No.2684616


 No.2684617

i dont even be jerking off im ngl

 No.2684618

every time i watch this i cant stop laughing for like 5 minutes

 No.2684619

who the heck is lighting fireworks on chrismas

 No.2684620

>>2684618
this was posted on an ipad from a crib

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 No.2684622

>>2684620
put some respect on the biggest choke in gaming history ever

 No.2684623

*counterspells you*

 No.2684624

nah the biggest gaming choke ever was magnus vs that indian lad

 No.2684625

File: 1766642607189.jpg (114.32 KB, 1012x481, Gfv61JyWYAAojgZ.jpg)


 No.2684626

>>2684597
my pedo president

 No.2684627

HOLY FUCK!!!!!

ITS CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2684628

File: 1766642669728.png (944.5 KB, 1880x801, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2684629

ugh cant believe im gonna be a faggot that has an oshi once bunny goes vshitter

 No.2684630

>>2684622
actually this is the biggest choke

 No.2684631

wait theres an ending to minecraft like a final boss i thought you just ran around building stuff

 No.2684632

File: 1766643055379.png (211.45 KB, 600x887, 1371682743331.png)


 No.2684633

>>2684631
none of that zoomer shit is canon man

 No.2684634

dude that was put in the game like 10 years ago

 No.2684635

>>2684630
damn that was just shameful

 No.2684636

>>2684632
me neither

 No.2684637

why did we all get off of the sigma grindset

 No.2684638

i am more of a winston player

 No.2684639

>>2684638
i hope you fucking die man

 No.2684640

>>2684639
guuuhreetings!

 No.2684641

you guys should check out r/ImpracticalArmour
its usually good for a boner

 No.2684642

1:30am and fuckhead is still awake

 No.2684643

shant be 'checking out' any reddit sub

 No.2684644

File: 1766644811072.jpg (501.64 KB, 1440x1920, 604384609_1803291265476582….jpg)


 No.2684645

had a nap, hope i can stay up til at least 6pm fix this sleepschedule

 No.2684646

i need to game

 No.2684647

damn premium vodka is crazy this ketel one just smells and tastes like water

 No.2684648

File: 1766646821100.jpg (506.95 KB, 673x2113, b2250d075f3282cc0722c7e000….jpg)


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 No.2684650

this post is triggering my angel dysphoria

 No.2684651

lol wtf i got banned from rocket league for a day for "unsportsmanlike conduct"

 No.2684652

rocketleague is a place for fine sporting chaps

 No.2684653

>>2684642
he's putting your presents under the tree man

 No.2684654

i thought santa was real until i was 17

 No.2684655

santa isn't real?

 No.2684656

https://www.noradsanta.org/en/map

holy fuck santa is in tillagook oregon!

 No.2684657

File: 1766650360624.png (621.29 KB, 553x765, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2684658

that looks tasty af

 No.2684659

being able to eat eggs as a vegetarian feels like its cheating

 No.2684660

n word

 No.2684661

artists are big mad about twitters new embedded grok ai edit image thing

 No.2684662


 No.2684663

File: 1766652115545.jpg (127.85 KB, 371x720, 1572497585862-0.jpg)


 No.2684664

dear elon
we are yet again threatening to move to bluesky if you dont reconsider

 No.2684665

i mean if you dont like the feature just dont use it?

 No.2684666

i live in florida theres no way i could do a weighted blanket you know my bigbelly bloatbitch would be sweating

 No.2684667

>>2684665
i think its more about random people being able to just jack their art and fuck around with it with ai

 No.2684668

>>2684667
they can already do that though? you just click the grok button

 No.2684669

>>2684668
yeah but they embedded a little 'edit image' feature in every picture uploaded to twitter recently if you click a pic youll see it in the corner

 No.2684670

>>2684654
told some other kid at 7 god was made up like santa to make us act good

 No.2684671

why are the christcuck churches shilling for mass migration and endorsing gays, no fault divorce, and abortion?

 No.2684672

its called being a good heckin person chud

 No.2684673

hol up its christmas

and a week from now its 2026!

 No.2684674

i love how these american spirit cigs make my lips tingle just holding it

 No.2684675

which kind did you get i liked the black ones

 No.2684676

>>2684675
dark green

 No.2684677

fucked up we lost the long war against the red skins. they get casinos and low taxes, we get replaced

 No.2684678

File: 1766656733810.webp (45.72 KB, 800x450, us_wxhi1_1280x720.webp)

back in my day it snowed during christmas

 No.2684679

thank you drunk me for refilling the ice and water

 No.2684680

>>2684677
what do we need casinos for we can play slots online and bet on sports from our phone

 No.2684681

File: 1766658135732.png (760.72 KB, 1500x500, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2684682

>>2684602
it would be so cool to have a sister that wants you around
she probably even has friends to hook you up with

 No.2684683

never had an onee-san

 No.2684684

when ai met aitor

 No.2684685

>>2684671
it's called protestantism and it's why all White Human countries have been speedrunning suicide

 No.2684686

no pride parade that has marched through the streets of stockholm has ever matched in depravity what goes on in the college of cardinals

 No.2684687


 No.2684688

File: 1766660483124.jpg (1.95 MB, 3024x4032, 3-216640578_4.jpg)


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 No.2684690

merry christmas niggers

 No.2684691

File: 1766660857712.png (247.22 KB, 640x490, ClipboardImage.png)


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 No.2684693

dolly encrusted panties weighs in

 No.2684694

18+ • professional evil princess • i think it’s hot to make men cry and then cuddle them after (:

 No.2684695

crazy how obama is the final boss of america

 No.2684696

File: 1766661606175.jpg (70.18 KB, 300x596, G87Xf76XsAAHLBh.jpg)


 No.2684697

barack "hussein" obama?

 No.2684698

>>2684694
giwtwm

 No.2684699

File: 1766663469493.png (1.38 MB, 1200x1200, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2684700

in the end the final decision we all must make

 No.2684701

File: 1766665430590.jpg (8.19 MB, 4000x3000, 20251225_070206.jpg)


 No.2684702

>>2684701
looking good gleep

 No.2684703

thsi game is sick

 No.2684704

>>2684703
tooncoded af

 No.2684705


 No.2684706

im so tooncoded

 No.2684707

File: 1766667241518.webm (3.94 MB, 720x1026, 1766658985937326.webm)


 No.2684708

>>2684707
damn look at him go :3

 No.2684709

tired

 No.2684710

i wish i was famous

 No.2684711

i wish i had a perfect body

 No.2684712

i wish i had a perfect soul

 No.2684713

File: 1766669493651.png (264.08 KB, 400x400, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2684714

Kick streamer Clavicular crashes cybertruck into another vehicle as he runs over someone. Says he "hopes they're dead" after doing it

 No.2684715

so what ive done that

 No.2684716

sometimes you gotta teach people a lesson by running them over

 No.2684717

File: 1766670119043.jpg (443.88 KB, 1664x1248, image.jpg)

told grok to have her do a flying kick and it gave me a nice panty shot

 No.2684718

>>2684714
i dont know who he is but i watched an alg about it. you can only hear a bump. the camera was filming the guy driving.
they say kodakblack sicked that crazy spicnigger on the white dude

 No.2684719

File: 1766670370779.png (259.76 KB, 548x722, 1766027112121333.png)


 No.2684720

why

 No.2684721

clean


























































clean

 No.2684722

she needs tuck friendly pantsu

 No.2684723

actual good clean appreciated

 No.2684724

>>2684722
we all do

 No.2684725

vehicular crimes arent taken very seriously to begin with and he ran someone over who was stalking him
he aint going to jail

 No.2684726

File: 1766670743564.png (858.46 KB, 811x1424, 1737131100846172.png)


 No.2684727

clean


























































clean

 No.2684728

>>2684699
anglo face

 No.2684729

i have covid

 No.2684730

>>2684729
zii……

 No.2684731

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and yesterday, a 4.3 GDP, two points better than expected. Tariffs have given us Trillions of Dollars in Growth and Prosperity, and the strongest National Security we have ever had. We are respected again, perhaps like never before. God Bless America!!! President DJT

 No.2684732

>>2684718
nothing more spiritually degenerate than watching this kind of video

 No.2684733

File: 1766673745587.mp4 (6.08 MB, m2-res_1920p.mp4)


 No.2684734

>>>2684733
wtf

 No.2684735

damn i did the triple

 No.2684736

merry christmas!!!!!!

 No.2684737

>>2684729
not to scare you but I know of 3 people that have died from this new variant in the last month
they weren't boosted
all their family members and friends that were boosted just got the sniffles for a day

 No.2684738

File: 1766675219428.jpg (442.84 KB, 1179x2096, G8y0e5uXgAA59Ed.jpg)

merry christmas from me and my bf

 No.2684739


Olympic hopeful Bakken found dead
By Javier Carro Wednesday, 24 December 2025

Bakken, 27, was 13th in this season's overall standings.

The body of the 27-year-old Norwegian biathlete, who aspired to compete in the upcoming Winter Games, was discovered lifeless in his hotel room in the Italian town of Lavazè during a training camp, the International Biathlon Union confirmed.

In 2022 he was diagnosed with myocarditis, which forced him to step away from competition for a long period. Public broadcaster NRK reported at the time that the athlete had spoken openly about his heart issues, which arose after the third dose of Covid‑19 vaccine, an episode that put his sporting continuity at risk.

 No.2684740

>>2684738
cmon man everybody knows thats jason kelce
his wife is super hot

 No.2684741

>>2684740
hes dl

 No.2684742

>>2684739
not from the vaccine
it was from covid-19 itself retard

 No.2684743

File: 1766675731429.png (1.03 MB, 1080x810, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2684744

>>2684743
looking good gleep

 No.2684745

File: 1766675978107.mp4 (11.1 MB, merrybausmas.mp4)

lol

 No.2684746

>>2684743
what the fuck is wrong with you

 No.2684747

>>2684743
lil bro like cartman eating just the fried chicken skin XD

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 No.2684749

File: 1766676832905.png (1.86 MB, 1080x1562, Screenshot_20251126-190358.png)

so what do the pagan larpers do on Christmas, besides seethe at santa i mean.

 No.2684750

stomach bubbling

 No.2684751

Zelenskyy wishes Putin would 'perish' in Christmas Eve address

why is he so mean wtf what is wrong with him
some christmas spirit could do him good

 No.2684752

young men taking the vaxx and getting heart inflammation and dying so old and morbidly obese people could be artificially kept alive for another couple of years

 No.2684753

>>2684749
they like "its actually yuling" people on twitter

 No.2684754

>>2684737
idc i wanna die

 No.2684755

>>2684746
nothing im on a diet

 No.2684756

marvel snap is the ultimate tcg

 No.2684757

https://x.com/KoumoriVa/status/2002623864455770301
i mean i guess i could jack off to this but id still much rather be looking at bunnys real big tits and fat ass

 No.2684758

>>2684755
youre so cooked
its over

 No.2684759

>>2684757
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at least learn to post nitter links you stupid cro-magnon brained retard nigger

 No.2684760

bro is on a diet where he eats bread 😭💀🤷

 No.2684761

>>2684757
this model is kinda crazy. i feel like shes going to do ok.

 No.2684762

>>2684760
didn't eat the bread retard nigger
I ate the sauce and cheese (zero carb) and the chicken skin and spices (zero carb)

 No.2684763

fr tho a lot of this shit has nothing to do with christianity i dont care if you call it christmas or yule but come on man
id expect both hardcore christcucks and hardcore pagans to have problems with how its celebrated

 No.2684764

File: 1766677641959.jpg (836.92 KB, 900x900, 20251225_093621.jpg)

what presents did miss nene claus leave under your trees?
>>2684745
ugh, cute

 No.2684765

I didn't get any presents this year because I'm an adult now so naturally I'm in a rotten mood

 No.2684766

>>2684764
i didnt get anything because my parents are dead

 No.2684767

>>2684766
don't worry i got the perfect present for you lil bro

 No.2684768

merry christmas everyone!!!!!!! 💝💝⛄💝💝

>>2684764
cute nene

 No.2684769

wheres the narci commentary man who is this dweeb

 No.2684770

>>2684767
don't fucking call me lil bro

 No.2684771

>>2684759
make an account loser were all laughing at you

 No.2684772

we should learn to tan buckskin

 No.2684773

>>2684771
why would I make an account for some shit hole website that is mostly indians and zoomers

 No.2684774

hoo hoo hoo

 No.2684775


 No.2684776

just had a vile shit one of those rancid ones where the food isnt fully digested

 No.2684777

>>2684776
its christmas bro dont talk like that

 No.2684778

>>2684776
I figured out how to trigger these intentionally to increase weight loss results

 No.2684779

File: 1766678432179.gif (593 KB, 160x160, FriendsChandlerGIF.gif)


 No.2684780

>>2684763
who cares about hardcore weirdos just be normal

 No.2684781

ass bulimia

 No.2684782

my ass pukes the dick out and then eats it again

 No.2684783

>>2684763
hol' up oliver cromwell posts here on the 162?

 No.2684784

whomst

 No.2684785

owiver cwomwew

 No.2684786

yeah let me pretend like i didnt just fight for my life on the toilet since its christmas 🙄

 No.2684787

stfu piggy
only fat people and 3rd worlders get diarrhea

 No.2684788

SOULJA BOI TELLEM

 No.2684789

>>2684773
so you can jack off with the rest of us? duh

 No.2684790

santa clause is cumming??!?

 No.2684791

owa cwomwah😫

 No.2684792

i wasnt gonna say this part but since youre being an asshole, the clump of sludge poo was so thick and sticky like tar that it didnt go down the toilet so i had to smush it down with the plunger and the plunger got all shitty and i had to stand there waiting for the toilet to refill for a 3rd time to wash the plunger off

 No.2684793

its LITERALLY christmas

let that sink in.

 No.2684794

ugh, cute

 No.2684795

>>2684792
ok???????????????????????

 No.2684796

>>2684793
*goes outside*
*sits down*
*touches grass*

 No.2684797

name a bigger rivalry than marvel vs dc

 No.2684798

>>2684797
ur parents vs raising a functioning member of society

 No.2684799


 No.2684800

reinhard and yang from legend of the lactating homos

 No.2684801

i think you mean reinhard and yang from overwatch and his name was hanzo not yang you racist

 No.2684802

bunnys left tit vs bunnys right tit

 No.2684803

>>2684802
fart ghost from ghost busters

 No.2684804

6 7 on a merry rizzmas skibidi new year

 No.2684805


 No.2684806

>It takes about 64 to 74 days for sperm to fully regenerate
wtf

 No.2684807

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?/s

 No.2684808

6… to 7…
6 7 nigga!!!!

 No.2684809

test

 No.2684810

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 No.2684811

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 No.2684812

🚨 🚨 END OF THREAD APPROACHING 🚨 🚨

 No.2684813

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 No.2684814

>>2684811
the final 43 hours…

 No.2684815

>>2684805
no one is going to click a gdoc link man
you can literally see who else is viewing it if they do

 No.2684817


 No.2684818

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>>2684815
zii you need to get in on this before it gets patched

 No.2684820

>>2684818
yeah bro infinite money glitch lol

 No.2684823

zii needs to stream a game

 No.2684824

December 25: Christmas Day (Božić)
December 26: St. Stephen's Day (Sveti Stjepan)

he should be free

 No.2684825

i have the biggest hands here

 No.2684826

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 No.2684827

ugh

 No.2684828

new thread dont get stranded and yea

 No.2684829

fuck you nigger



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