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 No.2682416[Last 50 Posts]

you want me to stop taking drugs and a human child???

 No.2682419

its up

 No.2682420

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 No.2682421

>>2682416
how do you stop taking a human child what does that mean

 No.2682422

*depression comes back*
the human childs arent working

 No.2682423

>>2682418
id let them dap me
dap gone wet gone sexual

 No.2682424

new pizza? you know im in man!

 No.2682425

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this is what us fatfucks look like

 No.2682426

1.5 minutes into this pizza vid thats 2 minutes long and hes still reading the ad lol

 No.2682427

it would be such a shame if phill got cte'd he has like 9 kids imagine all of them watching him go full vegetable man mode cuz of a bad hit

 No.2682428

Indianapolis Colts vs San Francisco 49ers

https://baked.live/tv/wid

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 No.2682430

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 No.2682431

moms watching cringe shitty agitprop female leftist tiktok vids again time to jerk it to shit and piss furry porn

 No.2682432

pretty sure dad was about to say the n word at the end

 No.2682433

toot how do i set up an AI that will edit gook pics too have their throats slit and eyes poked out

 No.2682434

posting shitty videos no one clicks on 162

 No.2682435

i clicked the packing peanut one lol

 No.2682436

i should start working out

 No.2682437

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 No.2682438

speaking of working out my shoulder routine is giving me results

 No.2682439

>>2682437
love this pic so much

 No.2682440

ugh i was stranded looking at fat futadick

 No.2682441

dont hear much about hermaphrodites these days

 No.2682442

>>2682438
give me the deets man what are you doing im only doing dumbbell overhead shoulder presses and lat raises and while my shoulders arent small idk i wonder if i could get them bigger

 No.2682443

>>2682435
+1 corbin always going crazy

 No.2682444

>>2682436
start right now do some pushups and pull ups and sit ups

 No.2682445

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nothing like working a 12 hour day on the eve before Christmas eve…

 No.2682446

>>2682444
ill do that…….. tomorrow

 No.2682447

huge delts are the biggest indicator that someones roiding ive heard

 No.2682448

>>2682441
bro i literally made that post the other day and youre just copying me

 No.2682449

>>2682444
i just ate a fuckload of food man if i do that ill throw up!

 No.2682450

>>2682445
shut up and buy me presents

 No.2682451

toot i found a bug in the website

 No.2682452

wait test

 No.2682453


 No.2682454

OH NO NO NO CLOLTS

 No.2682455

>>2682442
heres my full routine the ones in caps are the main gainers and difference makers when i added them i started seeing changes
BEHIND THE NECK BARBELL PRESS
side lateral, strict form
SIDE LATERAL, DOWN THE RACK CHEAT REPS SLOPPY FORM
those CABLE REAR DELT FLIES that jay cutler does
db rear delt flies

if u just add the behind the neck and the cheating heavy laterals you should be good though

 No.2682456

oh nevermind false alarm

 No.2682457

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 No.2682458

>>2682457
trannies are not futas

 No.2682459

>>2682445
daddy rides you that long?

 No.2682460

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 No.2682461

>>2682455
ok gonna try adding that shit in

 No.2682462

fuck sickos

 No.2682463

behind the neck shit is a one way ticket to snap city

 No.2682464

quick note the down the rack set is all at once it takes me about 3 minutes just that one set and i do it after 3-4 sets of strict ones the behind the neck i bring that shit all the way down and rest it on my traps each rep

 No.2682465

do you guys go to the gym or something
im scared to go to the gym

 No.2682466

>>2682463
i already do overhead triceps extensions its nbd

 No.2682467

i used to go to the gym then i just decided to get drunk at home

 No.2682468


 No.2682469

lets not have this become a thing

 No.2682470

if you are scared of the gym you can work out at home until you are confident enough to go to the gym

 No.2682471

i dont go to a gym my dad has shit i used in the barn

 No.2682472

>>2682468
mike ohearns been posting his memes on instagram on his actual account and its funny af

 No.2682473

mike o hearn is based as hell

 No.2682474


 No.2682475

all you need is calisthenics and dumbbells

 No.2682476

>>2682445
forgot to mention i got work tomorrow too…
>>2682459
could you try to be a little less gross please?

 No.2682477

i had a dream last night about doing sick calisthenics actually

 No.2682478

man was never meant to stimulate the prostate

 No.2682479

why the FUCK do i have a gspot?

 No.2682480

to better humiliate you

 No.2682481

File: 1766454928907.jpg (263.76 KB, 1440x1080, 603129238_1807830933533720….jpg)

need a kgf man

 No.2682482

File: 1766454962975.jpg (276.53 KB, 1440x1918, 561886967_1807509276232983….jpg)

its monday night
and you know what we do on monday night

 No.2682483

youll never get a kgf if you cant even do a full planche

 No.2682484

fuck planche my 2026 goal is handstand pushup with no wall

 No.2682485

okay so heres my plan get thru christmas then i start making my moves

 No.2682486


 No.2682487

>>2682486
wtf the title changed a second after i unembeded it

 No.2682488

sam harris is such a dingdong how did he ever become a public 'intellectual'

 No.2682489

you gotta learn to control your pelvic floor muscles so you can stimulate your prostate without putting anything in your ass
much less hassle

 No.2682490

reddit atheists were quick to crown anyone with a degree who would talk shit about God back in the 2010's

 No.2682491

>>2682487
youtube has this new completely zogged out thing where they give videos multiple titles and then run analytics on which title is the most successful

 No.2682492

so sick of being ab tested

 No.2682493

let me out of this skinner box

 No.2682494

crazy how old fuck phillip rivers off of his couch is one of the best qbs in the league

 No.2682495

brady keeps saying it the level of qb play is in the toilet rn and he aint wrong

 No.2682496

the only ab testing i do is goldfishing my mtg deck to see if i should cut card a or cut b!

 No.2682497

"all these nigger qbs are retarded and cant read a defense, their iq is just too low"
damn tom

 No.2682498

>>2682496
post your deck lil bro

 No.2682499

nigger qbs are speedy as hell tho theres no denying that!

 No.2682500

*slowly places down another hypnosister*
*passes the turn*

 No.2682501

>>2682498
n-no i havent dumped enough money into it yet….

 No.2682502

‼️🇺🇸: The US DOJ just released what was supposed to be a video of Jeffrey Epstein attempting to commit suic1de. 👀

HOWEVER it is a FAKE that was published on YouTube 5 years ago by user chadchaddington5164.

what is my government doing man

 No.2682503

patriots in control
stand back and stand by
Q

 No.2682504

where is q now we dont hear about q anymore

 No.2682505

damn right hte patriots are in control they play the trash ass jets and dolphins in the last two weeks of the season

 No.2682506

>>2682503
the patriots lost to the bills bro!

 No.2682507

just a quick gaeul cam before bed

 No.2682508

>>2682501
the more money you dump into your deck the more embarrassing its going to get just post it now

 No.2682509

im fujoing out to the gay hockey show

 No.2682510

>>2682500
*stairs at her futa horsecock*

 No.2682511

i could be an nfl quarterback

 No.2682512

>>2682511
you arent black, and fast, and low iq enough

 No.2682513

im low iq enough believe me

 No.2682514

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>>2682508
>the more money you dump into your deck the more embarrassing its going to get just post it now
uhhhh no its more embarrassing not because its still mostly precon cards and its not focused into what i want it to be (and so it still kinda sucks)
ive replaced like 14 cards and legit spent like $7 so far asides from the precon on just the cheapest upgrades with change i had. when i get like $70 to blow on it itll change wildly and be a lot stronger

 No.2682515

more embarrassing now*

 No.2682516

its kind of crazy how everyone just knows where the generals keep their armies

 No.2682517

ts jit running ms bumbleflower

 No.2682518

>>2682516
in their sleevies?

 No.2682519

ms bumbleflower deck wow

 No.2682520

>>2682517
i looked at every single precon deck wizards had produced and all of them are ugly to me except the bumbleflower ones and the final fantasy 14 girl one. i want to build a bunch of $30 meme decks ive seen once i get bumbleflower to like medium bracket 3

 No.2682521

this jit cracks ms bumbleflower

 No.2682522


 No.2682523

bloomburrow ones* god i really need to stop smoking weed my typos are just getting worse and worse

 No.2682524

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>>2682514
>tempt with bunnies

 No.2682525

everyones gangster until ms bumbleflower resolves twice in a single turn

 No.2682526

when ms bumbleflower is riding you and resolves not once but twice

 No.2682527

green is the gayest color in magic

 No.2682528

blue, black and red
now those are colors for men

 No.2682529

>blue and black
>control deck ahhh colors
>for men
not ever

 No.2682530

purgod

 No.2682531

after bumbleflower i just want to make a bunch of $30 budget jank meme decks, theres this one i saw of heliod that just forces everyone to draw 40 cards and then uses it to slam down a huge X spell for 40 that ends the game

 No.2682532

mono white is the only mans deck in magic

 No.2682533

mono white more like mono shite

 No.2682534

can you make a deck where its only cool looking dudes who are based

 No.2682535

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truly is crazy what america used to be able to do

 No.2682536

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 No.2682537

>>2682534
theres a joke in the ai presidents play mtg presidents tv show about this where andrew tate plays muscular shirtless men tribal

 No.2682538

>>2682535
my great grand papi worked on those boats

 No.2682539

>>2682536
facts when i was fat as fuck nobody said anything but when i was shedding pounds suddenly i look sick

 No.2682540

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>___<

 No.2682541

>>2682540
love this

 No.2682542

the house is meant for birds

 No.2682543


 No.2682544

then why does it have a comfy squirrel blanket?

 No.2682545

i remember dad used to bitch about me taking showers longer than 5 minutes then i found the water bill and it was $28 for 2 months of water usage

cheap fuck

 No.2682546

it probably bumps up the heating bill more

 No.2682547


 No.2682548

thats a comfy bird blanket the squirrel stole

 No.2682549

old man rivers just cant sling em like he used to…

 No.2682550

anypossy tryna play some magic?

 No.2682551

what a kick though

 No.2682552

who are we kicking?

 No.2682553


 No.2682554

File: 1766458463249.jpg (454.45 KB, 2268x4032, 20251222_185844.jpg)

gleep here, been practicing my sandwich cutting technique

 No.2682555

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 No.2682556

>>2682554
looks like it could use some more work gleep

 No.2682557

i don't want to go to work tomorrow..

 No.2682558

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lol

 No.2682559

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>>2682557
tell me about it, ugh

 No.2682560

ganbarre

 No.2682561

jefferson curls are helping my lower back pain

 No.2682562

hmm might try doing those

 No.2682563


 No.2682564

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 No.2682565

>>2682563
thats a child

 No.2682566


 No.2682567

>>2682559
'sma isnt a job

 No.2682568

does tabletop simulator have public lobbies

 No.2682569

>>2682568
i think so but if youre trying to play mtg on there im pretty sure theres a discord where people find matches and then make private lobbies

 No.2682570

was at a bug gamer store earlier there were people playing warhammer

 No.2682571

>>2682569
no i want to play stuff like candy land and sorry and the game of life

 No.2682572

my shabbos goy toy

 No.2682573

warhammers arent miniature to bug gamers they are life size

 No.2682574

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>>2682567
skipper sista…

 No.2682575

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 No.2682576

Deadlock Pro Banned for Saying the N Word

 No.2682577

valve has fallen

 No.2682578

asked mom if she had dads credit card on her account and she responds with "i got an email from amazon today"

shes definitely got something wrong with her brain

 No.2682579

>>2682576
they aint got no pros

 No.2682580

toot has installed telemetry on the site and spies on us just fyi

 No.2682581

i didnt play a single video game today :\

 No.2682582

toot should start running targeted porno ads

 No.2682583

>>2682581
i didnt either
must be a mind virus

 No.2682584

what telemetry does he suck up?

 No.2682585

>>2682574
howd you get a job on christmas eve eve but you couldnt get one for half a year

 No.2682586

>>2682574
AM whats your pretend job as an excuse for all your cash?

 No.2682587

>>2682585
santa gave him aj ob

 No.2682588

>>2682585
no one wants to work during the christmas season so openings are available

 No.2682589

File: 1766461279574.jpg (132.7 KB, 1080x1440, 1766456359905656.jpg)

wowfreak bros….

 No.2682590

crazy that some jobless dude who lives at home and never baths or brush his teeth is banging girls so much his parents want to cut his tubes snipped

 No.2682591


 No.2682592

ain't no way dad starts organizing things at 10:44pm

 No.2682593

dads method of organizing is moving all the shit from point a to point b without getting rid of anything

 No.2682594

old man rivers still tossin' tuddies and keepin the game close

 No.2682595

>>2682593
thats a good method

 No.2682596

*unplugs internet until you cut your balls off*

 No.2682597

if dad knew how to unplug the internet i would have kms'd myself by now

 No.2682598

>>2682597
same except i would have definitely moved out by now
fuckhead is too stubborn to use smart stuff

 No.2682599

you won't do shit pussy, you'll get kicked out and go be fat at the homeless shelter

 No.2682600

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oh no
oh no no nono

 No.2682601


 No.2682602

only a deranged bettard wouldnt immediately cash out there

 No.2682603

the gambling addict guessed the end score of five different games?

 No.2682604

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 No.2682605

>>2682603
he bet the winner of 5 games, 3 of which are upsets

 No.2682606

do you think the aliens like betting on sports
what if earth is just a giant thing for them to do whacky prop bets on

 No.2682607

anybody who believes in aliens is insanely low iq

 No.2682608

being so stupid you are insane sounds kind of sick

 No.2682609

the play would have been betting $5k on the niners to hedge the bet so you win either way

 No.2682610

would aliens have alien cats nap on their bellies?

 No.2682611

ninersuncle is hootin and hollerin and jumping all around the living room right about now

 No.2682612

>>2682609
you are such a nigger

 No.2682613

im trying to be less white

 No.2682614

phillip rivers looks like a 40 year old grandpa out there….

 No.2682615

i figured out what ill do for my decks after i upgrade bumbleflower more
ill just buy the other bloomburrow precond and upgrade those too and be known as the guy who only plays bloomburrow furry decks lol
except the squirrel one because keeping tracks of dozens of tokens would be a pain in the ass

 No.2682616

joe bloomburrow

 No.2682617

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yoo thats the racoon from i am groot

 No.2682618

i learned today that groot means big

 No.2682619

actually it means root

 No.2682620

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yeaaaaaa here we go

 No.2682621

here we go old man rivers' last chance…

 No.2682622

green is such a normie color

 No.2682623

OH NO NO NO

 No.2682624

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 No.2682625

ninersuncle goin crazy

 No.2682626

it was the receivers fault not rivers!!

 No.2682627

what happened with that hot milfy mommy colts ceo that was hanging around on the sideline back when they were owning

 No.2682628

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>>2682585
actually ive been working this j*b for a few weeks now
>>2682586
basically i tutor homeschooled kids, part of the abeka curriculum. what do you mean by "pretend"?

 No.2682629


 No.2682630

>>2682628
how did you get a tutoring job?
did you put an ad listing for it?

 No.2682631

the succs are gonna win the nfc south with a losing record then get completely raped by the 49ers or rams

 No.2682632

>>2682629
how doesnt everyone know the stick your thumb up its bum trick by now

 No.2682633

>>2682628
a few weeks? youve definitely "look at poor old me i need a job so bad selling my 'sma" posted in the last week

 No.2682634

come on AM you should be grateful the school didnt press charges, you gotta stay away from working with minors man

 No.2682635

im not sticking my thumb up a dogs ass you fucking weirdo get real

 No.2682636

you can also just take out your knife and slit the dogs throat but everyone will think you are a bad guy if you do that

 No.2682637

File: 1766463547083.jpg (79.08 KB, 680x680, 1766251108988405.jpg)

>basically i tutor homeschooled kids

 No.2682638

*casually strolls off after my pitt murders a child*

 No.2682639

>>2682628
bro you could dash on the side!

 No.2682640

i am the bad guy

 No.2682641

>>2682629
thats not very lmao

 No.2682642

riichi desu

 No.2682643

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im watching le todd's fallout show with my lil bro and i had to explain to him what a vacuum tube is lol
>>2682630
i pulled up my bootstraps and called around a bunch of places. like i mentioned in an earlier post that while this j*b is full time i view it as only temporary.
>>2682633
because i still do? im making like $12 an hour here lol.
>>2682637
yeah the kiddos are stereotypical weird homeschooling kids. like the kind who's parents won't let their kids celebrate halloween.
>>2682639
bro i asked you like two threads ago how much you made dashing and you never responded!

 No.2682644

AM tells constant lies, but don't worry he's honest now!

 No.2682645

id be too nervous to slit a throat irl what if i mess up and cut off one of my fingers
not a lot of places to practice it either

 No.2682646

i wasnt allowed to celebrate halloween…

 No.2682647

and the 162 fantasy finals are set with litzers blitzers vs gaza architectural board

 No.2682648

>>2682643
i make like 15-20/hr dashing

 No.2682649

>>2682643
i earn leaf bux so idk how comparable it is..tips can be hit or miss sometimes
it's not a bad side job tho and you can just do when you feel like it

 No.2682650

they should make some kind of blade contraption that would make slitting someones throat easy and safe
anyone wanna collab on this

 No.2682651

>a literal leaf

 No.2682652

>>2682650
didn't the saw guy solve this problem

 No.2682653

i see a nig or pitbull killing a women or child id walk right on by, they voted for it

 No.2682654

cooking gives you a lotta practice with a knife especially if you buy your chickens whole and break them down yourself

 No.2682655

children cant vote?

 No.2682656

wtf theres another dashbro in the comm? i thought i was the only one

 No.2682657

i should buy fancy kitchen knives

 No.2682658

is the 15-20 before or after factoring in your expenses?

 No.2682659

wtf you can vote for letting pitbulls maul kids?? why have i not been voting all these years

 No.2682660

>>2682658
before, duh

 No.2682661

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>>2682644
that post was og frfr no cap. im not creative enough to come up with this stuff man.


p.s. i appreciate how you capitalize my name like that lol
>>2682646
homeschooled bro…
>>2682647
unseathes katana
they call me AM the touhou slayer 😎
>>2682648
do you pay taxes on that? if no then that's way more than im making.

 No.2682662

i voted and then a few years later got something for federal jury duty so im never voting again

 No.2682663

its like supporting israel, baked into both parties

 No.2682664

>>2682661
idk if dd takes taxes out on their end before i get any but i had to pay like $300 during my tax filing this year

 No.2682665

theres no way we have people here paying taxes

 No.2682666

South Korea's birth rate has finally increased after the Government started paying $29000 in cash to couples who date and marry

we did it gookbros

 No.2682667

we dash

 No.2682668

we dont tip dashers

 No.2682669

can we go there to get paid to date too?

 No.2682670

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 No.2682671

>>2682666
hooo boy

 No.2682672

next year for halloween i should dash as the driver i bet i would get so many extra tips

 No.2682673

>>2682669
only if you have a bbc

 No.2682674


 No.2682675

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she looks like shrek

 No.2682676


 No.2682677

>>2682675
sigh gleepy would have loved this

 No.2682678

getting christmas cards from extended family members and theyre addressed to mom and dad now and im not included :/

 No.2682679


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 No.2682681

>>2682678
damn..

 No.2682682

>>2682678
they probably think you moved out man!

 No.2682683

>>2682674
why is this esl commenting on american politics

 No.2682684

im almost 35 years old why would they think i moved out

 No.2682685

why even care if your name is on some card

 No.2682686

>>2682684
because you're almost 35 years old

 No.2682687

dad needs a new computer and im thinking about overcharging him a little extra for some booze money :)

 No.2682688

oh you're a computer retailer now?

 No.2682689

you're an embarrassment, hopefully you get an eviction notice for christmas

 No.2682690

that was so uncalled for man come on

 No.2682691

i wouldnt do that much you know just like saying this $170 one is $200

kind of like a finders fee

 No.2682692

your time is valuable and deserves compensation

 No.2682693

your brain is donezo if you think dad would give you his credit card to order something for him he could order himself

 No.2682694

>>2682693
he still pays bills through the mail with a check so whenever he wants something off amazon i buy it for him and he gives me cash

 No.2682695

File: 1766466436956.png (534.52 KB, 488x680, ClipboardImage.png)

mtgbro you should make a mill deck and piss off all the gay commander babies

 No.2682696


 No.2682697

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 No.2682698

bruvac the fag

 No.2682699

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 No.2682700

>>2682697
picture this every time you read zii's insecure seething over americhads

 No.2682701


 No.2682702

>>2682700
>insecure seething over americhads
lol
every day i wake up i thank god for not being american

 No.2682703

sovlfvl

 No.2682704

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 No.2682705

there he goes again heh

 No.2682706

tell dad he needs a falcon northwest full tower to read email and pocket the rest

 No.2682707

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 No.2682708

we should start reading up on all 30 years of mtg lore

 No.2682709

File: 1766468255864.jpg (5.74 KB, 304x91, Untitled.jpg)

*toons in*

 No.2682710

>>2682707
did she see my penis? what's so fucking funny

 No.2682711

>>2682709
the saw arc was one of my favorite 162 comm arcs

 No.2682712

ugh i shouldnt have watched that fagslop hockey yaoi

 No.2682713

i couldnt watch saw with you guys it was too violent and gory

 No.2682714

>>2682711
it was a wild ride

 No.2682715

first two saw movies were really good and so was that one that just came out

 No.2682716

>>2682713
i hate gore and i liked the saw movies, its campy gore and if one gag gets too gross for you you can just close your eyes until its over

 No.2682717

>>2682711
+1
we need another thing

 No.2682718

wittle baby needs to close his eyes during the scary parts

 No.2682719

i cant help it im an empath

 No.2682720

saw 2 really did go crazy hard tho

 No.2682721

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 No.2682722

i still cant believe the niggertwister that debuted in saw 3 had a prototype in

 No.2682723


 No.2682724

>>2682723
she shits out of that ass man

 No.2682725

why did i click

 No.2682726

>>2682724
its fucking her pussy not her ass bro

 No.2682727

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 No.2682728

the irish really did ruin this country god i hate those micks

 No.2682729

transvestigating my stupid chud son

 No.2682730

toilet just stares at orange acting retarded

 No.2682731

i want a bf

 No.2682732

scott hunter bf…

 No.2682733

playing mahjong in person would be hard i still dont know how to calculate the points from a hand at a glance

 No.2682734

It definitely takes an enlightened soul to stay inside and complain about jews all day instead of enjoying life like all the sheep.

 No.2682735

i wish i had a cool voice

 No.2682736

enlightened mahjong soul

 No.2682737

tall people make me feel really uncomfortable like there are people a foot taller than me and i have to bend my neck to see their face its just embarrassing
i suppose this is why people get height lengthening surgery even if it only helps by like 3 inches

 No.2682738

embarrassing for you or for them

 No.2682739


 No.2682740

me own fookin son a popper-sniffing goonpig

 No.2682741

>>2682736
i started playing this again just two weeks ago after a long hiatus

 No.2682742

im him

 No.2682743

mad as hell for no reason

 No.2682744

*slides you some warm milk and cookies*

 No.2682745


 No.2682746

need me a freaky ass gookwife pizza

 No.2682747

hol up this gook is on channel 162

 No.2682748

that nasty whore starts slapping the shit out of that za at 48 seconds

 No.2682749

i thought she said slopability

 No.2682750

SHES NASTY AS FUCK

 No.2682751

We will no longer offer Kroger Blue Truck Delivery in Florida; Oklahoma City, OK;, Nashville, TN; Chicago, IL; Pleasant Prairie, WI.

YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 No.2682752

ain't know way you've been getting grocery deliveries this whole time

 No.2682753

aint no way the worknorm woke up at 330 am

 No.2682754

File: 1766481214226.jpg (36.44 KB, 600x322, Untitled.jpg)

lol i just beat kroger for over $150 off on this prime rib

 No.2682755


 No.2682756

4.99 a pound for beef? sheeeesh

 No.2682757

>>2682755
hell yea crankin in a fat dipski

 No.2682758


 No.2682759

i stay gleeped out of my mind on the regular and thats whats up

 No.2682760

>>2682737
*pats your head*

 No.2682761

>>2682758
kroger pulling out of florida and the sale ended today

 No.2682762

>kroger pulling out of florida
what don't i know

are they leaving you to die in the racial jungle? is trump building a wall around the state?

 No.2682763

i drink my beer and play my wow

 No.2682764

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 No.2682765

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 No.2682766

what is opening that image going to do to my shit you disingenious little faggot

 No.2682767

mom found the jar of flies

 No.2682768

I’m not fine, fuck pretending

 No.2682769


 No.2682770

i like how ray toro didnt really try to do the whole emo look the rest of the band was doing

 No.2682771

yes i am a faggot loser in my 30s still remembering girls in middle school who liked that band without telling them i liked it first

 No.2682772

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 No.2682773

>>2682772
and then they all got on a train in tokyo the morning of march 20th 1995

 No.2682774

>>2682771
why is it being posted here i dont understand

 No.2682775

these founders faggots have to be putting these cans in a paint shaker

 No.2682776

>>2682774
don't get all woke on me

 No.2682777

hi everyone

 No.2682778

crazy how london used to be so safe that a guy who killed 5 prostitutes became world famous

 No.2682779

shut the fuck up

 No.2682780

british "people" going extinct is pretty much the only good thing about the 21st century. it's a shame they picked the worst brown shitskin retards on Earth though

 No.2682781

have you guys heard about this outlast trials game where 12 year old brown kids participate in mkultra experiments and press f to torture people in saw traps

i bet my mom feels like a fucking retard for taking away my copy of gta iii (that i stole back and replaced with a madden disc) now

 No.2682782

no

 No.2682783

i read about it on /v/ the other day. you're straight up a mkultra test subject being programmed to murder people with no feeling. of course faggot libtard canadians are to blame. maybe jack "some dicks off" thompson was right

 No.2682784

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1304930/The_Outlast_Trials/
you should have linked the game when you made your post ASSHOLE RETARD

 No.2682785

i bet london back in the pre brown people days was pretty cool

 No.2682786

the next time you see a brown person under 20 remember that this is what they're playing after failing their english homework. and i had go to a psychologist for playing the torture game

 No.2682787

this comm is full of nonce poofs that would be in jail

 No.2682788

link fucked up, 24:40

 No.2682789

idgi really

 No.2682790

not a nonce
not a poof

 No.2682791

https://www.mobygames.com/game/37687/the-torture-game-2/
this is how the woke left ruined america. being 15 and getting caught with this on your screen meant jewish headshrinkers got to bill your parents' insurance for thousands. in modern america brown children play triple A games on xbox live where they get to each rip a woman's arms and legs off in quicktime events together and no one bats an eye

 No.2682792

muppet

 No.2682793

i'm the only person here who plays video games.

 No.2682794

why are you spamming horror games and yapping about mind control experiments
i dont get this bit
i dotn think its working

 No.2682795

>>2682793
im playing a game right now on my ps5
resident evil 8 rose dlc

 No.2682796

only a plonker would call time on sozzled bonking

 No.2682797

>>2682794
bro that shit i linked made the fucking news when i was in high school. now no one even notices that kids are paying money to buy skins in virtual mkultra experiments where they torture people to death in 4k over co-op with their friends

 No.2682798

BORING

 No.2682799

fuck all you niggers man

ALL OF YOU

 No.2682800

>>2682795
fuck i still need to finish RE8 DLC and Outbreak.

hell maybe i should replay every RE game once again

 No.2682801

>>2682798
ok bro it's you that's ending up tortured to death on tiktok 5 years from now when this shit makes it seem fun to do to random strangers. not me. all browns will be shot on sight

 No.2682802

t's called the knockout game and pretty soon white people are going to get tired of playing it.

 No.2682803

ez game
gee gee des

 No.2682804

>>2682802
i hate that fat jewish faggot but he was right. we are tired. so very tired of the constant burden on every single facet of society known as niggers

 No.2682805

reeki was le right?

 No.2682806

please god jesus christ get the fucking niggers out of here

 No.2682807

>>2682805
why? because he wasn't retarded?

 No.2682808

>>2682800
play all ~17 resident evil games before re9 comes out in 2 months
now that would be a gaming experience

 No.2682809

i would if i had the time

 No.2682810

all my brothers jolly?

 No.2682811

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 No.2682812

( x_x)
(x_x )

 No.2682813

>>2682811
is she sending this to me because of that post or just because she thinks i'm cute

 No.2682814

one of my more successful valowhores is suddenly suspending activities indefinitely after december 30th
maybe shes getting into one of the big corpos
i guess i could see her in vspo or niji
probably not holo unless yagoo lost his mind and if it isnt either of those i dont think it would be worth it

 No.2682815

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 No.2682816

>>2682815
great post
really tells that fucking retard no one gives a fuck by posting a picture of a guy from a show for retards that says one thing

giggity-giggity all right

 No.2682817

thanks for explaining grok

 No.2682818

>>2682816
*gives you a purple nurple*

 No.2682819

>>2682817
kill every nigger on earth

 No.2682820

where can i get some cheap cargo shorts

 No.2682821

walmart
george brand, size 38+ if you post here

 No.2682822

costco

 No.2682823

you say you dont care now but when the debut drops ill be the guy telling you and /vt/ whats up

 No.2682824

>>2682823
toot gave me your ip and i'm sending threats after spoofing it right now

 No.2682825

im jewish

 No.2682826

cant believe toot-senpai would betray us like that…

 No.2682827

lil bro spoofing ips lol

 No.2682828

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 No.2682829

why he sticking his lil tongue out at me

 No.2682830

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 No.2682831

>>2682830
i'm telling my kids this was the rolling stones logo

 No.2682832

>my kids
oh no no no

 No.2682833

our mulatto step children

 No.2682834

Jws have no idea that christmas was always celebrated 9 months after the annunciation and it was on the Julian calander which put it around Jan. 7th. Therefore having nothing to do with winter solstice.  No concept of liturgical calanders, saints days tc. All apart of the church very early on. It would also blow their minds that Christians kept martyrs bones,relics in the alter that they worshipped over.

 No.2682835

>>2682830
ur burgers going WAAAZZZAAAAAAAAA

 No.2682836

>>2682830
me af when he got them lil venus dimples

 No.2682837

>>2682834
they had a saints day like every week though it was nonstop holidays you could make this fit for literally any day of the year if you fudged between calenders

 No.2682838

MUH JOOOOOOOOOS

 No.2682839

you guys are filthy retards and deserve the worst
i dont care its christmas

 No.2682840

im actually a really good person

 No.2682841

im complete fecegarbage

 No.2682842

just diarrhea-hexed the whingeposter

 No.2682843

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 No.2682844

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 No.2682845

Didn't they break up?

 No.2682846

destiny lost to the swedish bull

 No.2682847

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 No.2682848

didnt he lose to a zoomer who threatened to kill himself

 No.2682849

doctor said there is a very high chance my son will be born with down syndrome but they need to do testing to confirm 100%

 No.2682850

>>2682847
damn bet tin wish he didnt flee lesbian korea now

 No.2682851

>>2682850
he already said his hair doesn't matter he's tried cutting it and it doesn't matter because women are lesbian

 No.2682852

fucking lezzies init

 No.2682853

youll own nothing and youll be happy nigger

 No.2682854

i havent been happy in nearly 20 years boy

 No.2682855

the outlast trials is a pretty cool game tho i played one of them it has a pretty solid fanbase, but any playable horror game thats interesting does i dont think <20 niggers are playing it though i think its the freddy fazbear community lol

 No.2682856

File: 1766498569877.mp4 (1.53 MB, zxycRzWv8cIsireU.mp4)

looks fire

 No.2682857

File: 1766498609022.jpg (303.89 KB, 744x1392, miku189.jpg)

we live in a world where people are saying they sucked a dick last week while being on a podcast
absolutely crazy and mindblowing how dumb women are
i will honestly buy a piece of land in a forest away from civilization and build a house there

 No.2682858

me? im gonna fix society from the comfort of my home by posting about what i dont like online

 No.2682859

maybe if you sucked a dick once or twice instead of obsessing over an anime girl for over a decade you wouldnt die alone lol

 No.2682860


 No.2682861

>>2682859
lol gotem

 No.2682862

>>2682860
*soyfaces* OMG I WONDER IF MY WIFES BF WILL GET ME THIS FOR CHRISTMAS

 No.2682863

i will be spending new years in stormwind

 No.2682864

crazy how lordaeron is just undead ruins and has been for decades and we all just accept it without waging a war to take it back for the living

 No.2682865

sneed a cute undead gf

 No.2682866

>>2682856
ok that is a pretty badass dodge animation

 No.2682867

File: 1766499200848.jpg (651.22 KB, 2048x1290, G6iXlaVbwAIkG02.jpg)

bocchibros…

 No.2682868

tfw doing anal with your undead gf and her rectal maggots start massaging your dick as you long stroke it

 No.2682869

wish this guy would die

 No.2682870

uh id keep her embalmed lil bro

 No.2682871

*homer voice*
mmmm rectal maggots gaahhhhhh *drool*

 No.2682872

TOTAL
MOID
DEATH

 No.2682873

>>2682867
a double 目隠し竿 thats pretty powerful stuff

 No.2682874

damn this neetfuck brain waking me up at 9am

 No.2682875

if you want to remain youthful you have to listen to my zoomer music

 No.2682876

>>2682875
damn this fuckin sucks!

 No.2682877

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 No.2682878

>>2682875
damn this is fucking decent!

 No.2682879

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 No.2682880

so glad that dudes dead

 No.2682881

File: 1766500500315.jpg (2.01 MB, 4000x3000, PSX_20251223_073411.jpg)


 No.2682882

wheres your grass nigga

 No.2682883

i play that wow all day and night

 No.2682884

we should prepare exit bags

 No.2682885

nigga aint got no grass xD

 No.2682886

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 No.2682887

File: 1766501107740.png (487.5 KB, 640x763, feklfuxm119b1.png)

>>2682884
we have those already

 No.2682888

exit bag sounds suspiciously poop related

 No.2682889

you say that about everything

 No.2682890

im doing a shit

 No.2682891


 No.2682892

File: 1766501293797.png (106.85 KB, 1000x500, ClipboardImage.png)

rofl he dont miss

 No.2682893

i went to the grocery store the day before the day before christmas and they were slammed. it sucked a few of the things on sale i wanted were already gone

 No.2682894

>>2682892
kiiikiii?

 No.2682895

yes?

 No.2682896

9:52am on a tuesday
the napfuck prepares

 No.2682897

File: 1766501576545.png (841.46 KB, 1280x720, ClipboardImage.png)

>kiiikiii?

 No.2682898

*doesnt know*

 No.2682899

>>2682892
i dont get it

 No.2682900

ESLfucks

 No.2682901

File: 1766502688645.png (1.1 MB, 1123x750, ClipboardImage.png)

billions of burgers migrate to nyc (jew mecca) every year now to rub the lips on the george floyd kaaba to bring good luck for the new year

 No.2682902

sick of them

 No.2682903

>americans
lmao 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

 No.2682904

File: 1766503645864.png (10.37 MB, 3024x4032, ClipboardImage.png)

*uses your fancy knife to open my can of spaghettios*

 No.2682905

>>2682904
is that the guga knife

 No.2682906

guga gawgaw

 No.2682907

>>2682901
wow the resolution on their 3d printer was really bad my ender 3 v2 is way better

 No.2682908

File: 1766504650077.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.84 MB, 721x1024, 1766335583357919.webm)

>is that the guga knife

 No.2682909

is that finster

 No.2682910

chuckie finster

 No.2682911

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 No.2682912

File: 1766504837175.png (1.92 MB, 1665x1404, ClipboardImage.png)

maw (motl)

 No.2682913

being gay is so gay

 No.2682914

im gay but in a straight way

 No.2682915


 No.2682916

>>2682912
tfw even if by some miracle zii gets a chick to have sex with him this will happen and shell tell all her friends and everyone will laugh at him
sigh our guy just cant catch a break

 No.2682917

yuge IF

 No.2682918

they call me the deeply unpleasant retard

 No.2682919

i think zii will go prison gay before then

 No.2682920


 No.2682921

toot ban that guy for spoonfeeding

 No.2682922

File: 1766505774966.webm (2.9 MB, 816x624, 1740391599296946.webm)


 No.2682923

>>2682921
we spoonfeed here were kind and want to bring our brothers into the know

 No.2682924

>>2682920
this makes so much sense but its so weird

 No.2682925


 No.2682926

File: 1766505976092.png (601.01 KB, 720x717, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2682927

this marie callendare microwave pulled pork mac & cheese is a vibe

 No.2682928


 No.2682929

john 3:16

 No.2682930

>>2682911
holy fuck

 No.2682931

File: 1766507048089.jpeg (1.85 MB, 1536x2048, 4ef1ddd0a82184adeef9b085b….jpeg)

john 1:17

 No.2682932

>>2682925
damn nigger captain america was that unpopular huh

 No.2682933

>>2682931
i thought master chief was like a robot

 No.2682934

im leaking at my cubicle

 No.2682935

i am extremely fat

 No.2682936

dads threatening hes gonna sell the house out from under me to get me to move and fend for myself lol

 No.2682937

he cant say that shit on christmas

 No.2682938

christmas is the best time

 No.2682939

finished frieren s1
id say it was p good but i dont get the whole best anime ever meme

 No.2682940

>>2682939
black people

 No.2682941

hi guys what did i miss in the last 2 weeks

 No.2682942

we had a couple of gay sex orgies

 No.2682943

tinny blew up

 No.2682944

ah okay we're just having gay sex orgies without me now okay

 No.2682945

File: 1766508278628.mp4 (1.92 MB, Train Updates - During the….mp4)


 No.2682946

drake the typa nigger to laugh at a train clip

 No.2682947


 No.2682948

retard even

 No.2682949

dont be hard on him just cuz he has a mental deficiency

 No.2682950

im gonna watch this new chappelle netflix special

 No.2682951

i heard he goes in on bill mahers ass in that one

 No.2682952

>>2682947
ummm fuck you

 No.2682953


 No.2682954

>>2682953
str8 ass

 No.2682955

File: 1766513291867.webm (2.28 MB, 1280x720, 1765052135989065.webm)


 No.2682956

File: 1766513636496.png (1.02 MB, 1162x1384, ClipboardImage.png)

we missed out on some serious kino

 No.2682957

File: 1766514064061.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.16 MB, 4000x2637, PSX_20251223_112000.jpg)


 No.2682958

>>2682956
the world keeps conspiring against nic cage man he deserved to be in an avengers movie

 No.2682959

i dunno they probably had someone tell them the kang movie would get memed on and be the new morbin time so they didnt make it

 No.2682960

File: 1766514475433.png (512.88 KB, 568x695, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.2682961

anyone want to start a reading group for 2026?

 No.2682962

reading groups are gay i wanna read what i wanna read

 No.2682963

what have you read in the past year?

 No.2682964

a bunch of books

 No.2682965

>>2682961
let's read heated rivalry

 No.2682966

what if we do something easier like every week someone streams a documentary that gleep suggests
then eventually as we all learn and grow together it evolves into a reading or group jo session type of thing

 No.2682967

>>2682962
read furry erotica with me? owo

 No.2682968

>>2682966
put on Alex curtis bro

 No.2682969

>>2682965
dont ever recommend gay shit to me

 No.2682970

put on some how jav pornos

 No.2682971

adam curtis christmas eve marathon though
followed by evangelion (end of, 1-4)

 No.2682972

File: 1766514911236.jpg (111.52 KB, 557x704, 20251222_214928.jpg)

''You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store''

 No.2682973

holy fuck is toon really gonna stream the entire eva series followed by end of eva followed by rebuild 1-4 on christmas eve?????

 No.2682974


 No.2682975

>>2682973
that would be so christmassy
the only more christmas anime of all time is gundam wing endless waltz

 No.2682976

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 No.2682977

yeah no thats crazy that toon promised he would do that

 No.2682978

>>2682976
she still cute af with that hat and those glasses

 No.2682979

merry christmas bros

 No.2682980

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Hol TF UP!!!!!!

 No.2682981

pom hat japanese gf would go hard af this time of year
almost as exciting as the toon stream tomorrow

 No.2682982

>>2682980
thats not even close to mtg wtf is that and why is she holding the cards the wrong way around

 No.2682983

>>2682981
the toon stream will save us and make us forget about our jkgf dreams for half a day it is gonna be pure bliss

 No.2682984

its the east asian version called yugioh

 No.2682985

>>2682969
let's read infinite jest

 No.2682986

toon messaged me on discord and said hes streaming all 6 episodes of heated rivalry

 No.2682987

hoooooooooh boy


90s kids are you seeing this?

 No.2682988

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 No.2682989

toon dmd me on grinder and said we are doing dota2 inhouse with the comm until we get gamertired and then eating grilled cheese and playing drinking mariokart east coast rules

 No.2682990

lucky
toon just dms me hole picks

 No.2682991

>>2682989
first believable toon post

 No.2682992

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 No.2682993

@grok what are mario kart east coast rules?

 No.2682994

dumbass sheep bitch

 No.2682995

dota 2 is worse than league of legends to me because its like you realized league of legends is shit but you're still playing a moba for some god awful reason

 No.2682996

>>2682992
why are the backs of the cards marked that seems like cheating

 No.2682997

toon when does the stream start

 No.2682998

>>2682990
the advent calendar ones this year have been pretty good but he is slacking the other 11 months

 No.2682999

my heart has been hard lately and its making me anxious i just cannot forgive my father

 No.2683000

bro its christmas you gotta forgive everybody

 No.2683001

is there a way to forgive someone but also still hate them

 No.2683002

>>2682999
mansion soon trust the plan
dad can come too

 No.2683003

they tell me to forgive but i always save one for myself nam sayin

 No.2683004

mansion… its a pipe dream

 No.2683005

🚨 🚨 end of thread approaching 🚨 🚨

 No.2683006

did you guys see that alert just now?

 No.2683007

no what alert dont fall for the alarmists

 No.2683008

chatgpt really fucked with me but now i did my own research and i confirmed it may have been wrong
motherfucker

 No.2683009

>>2683004
some pipe dreams come true
remember when toon streamed bad lieutenant two the one with nic cage

 No.2683010

mlms are all wrong

 No.2683011

fuck me!

 No.2683012

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 No.2683014

i need to pray on my problems

 No.2683015

kinda blew my mind when grok made a table and accidentally swapped the data in the columns
seems like the kind of thing it should never fuck up

 No.2683016

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 No.2683017

i mean grok is basically a retard

 No.2683021

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 No.2683022

dota 2 actually sucks



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