No.2676400
ChudboardImage
No.2676401
https://x.com/oxytociins/status/1983616848764825967im a 34 year old man following a bunch of teenagers with eating disorders
No.2676402
stranded..
No.2676403
whats the fucking point of icecream man you eat a big bowl and then you feel like a fat piece of shit
No.2676404
elden ring came out 3 years ago O__O
No.2676405
>>2676403you fell for it man
No.2676406
>>2676404let that sink in…
No.2676407
ive been thinking about how its 2026 and elden ring came out in 2022
and how classic wow came out in 2019
everythings just flying by
No.2676408
i need a remote job..
No.2676409
>>2676408insurance salesman…
No.2676412
hes such a soft man
No.2676414
k i bought a dutch oven to bake this bread in
but i just realized im already tired and it's 4 am fuck!
No.2676417
thank you drunk me for refilling the ice cube trays and water jug
No.2676418
Cronos: The New Dawn
Silent Hill f
Tormented Souls II
Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake
Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater - Deluxe Edition
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine II
looks like gaming is back on the menu boys
No.2676419
okay breads in the dutch oven in the oven
No.2676420
>>2676418ssds and ram is unaffordable man
No.2676421
>>2676418skip
ok i guess
skip
skip
ok i guess
skip go back to the original
ok i guess
No.2676422
i turn 35 very soon
No.2676423
ur old
No.2676424
the balding 35yo man with grey hair and no kids
No.2676425
>>2676424whos going back to college
No.2676426
>>2676425at least it will be a pre 40yo graduation
No.2676427
you guys really need to get a job and stop being a disappointment to your parents
No.2676428
starcraft
No.2676429
okay dutch oven bread is so freaking good
imma let it rise more next time tho
No.2676430
whats athene up to these days
No.2676431
definitely added too much yeast too but w/e
No.2676432
dutch oven is when you fart under the covers man
No.2676433
>be a selfish boomer
>amass a large fortune during the most prosperous decades in your nation's history
>refuse to help your struggling children
>they stab you to death
No.2676435
>refuse to help your struggling children
>they stab you to death
they should earn it, not inherit it
fucking spoiling brats OHH MY DAD IS RICH THAT MEANS I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING MY WHOLE LIFE
No.2676436
I WANT SKYRIM 2
No.2676437
wife left me
No.2676438
>>2676413big booty latina got hash bandiboo on the teevee
No.2676439
everyone in the office got their funny christmas sweater on its party time!!!!
No.2676441
>>2676440looks like some stranding type shit
No.2676443
pedo playing the pedobait game im truly shocked
No.2676444
>>2676441>>2676442play the demo, it's really good
No.2676445
>>2676444i did, i liked it im buying the game day 1
capcom has done it again
No.2676446
lil bro bought a dutch oven to cook his bread
HOW WHIMSICAL
LOLFAG
No.2676447
>>2676440zii drop these retarded video games and hop on magic the gathering man
No.2676448
isn't mtg for autistic balding old fat men?
No.2676449
i hate that babby game
No.2676450
>>2676448thats what we are bro!
No.2676451
i dont want to work n ononononononoon ononononono o nononononononoon
No.2676452
cant wait to go to work in an hour!
clock in, grab some company coffee, take a company shit, do some real ass work!! ahh thats the stuff!
No.2676454
i should get a cat and name him bong water
No.2676455
waiting for an important email…
No.2676456
>>2676455us workbros am i right
No.2676458
ugh workbros cursed me they are asking me to come in today
No.2676459
having a really difficult time shitting rn
No.2676460
push nigga
No.2676461
lil bro gonna get the 'roids
No.2676462
not him, i already got them…
No.2676463
sometimes the shit just aint ready to slide out and you gotta respect that
No.2676464
a butthole is nice and warm, the toilet is cruel and cold so you cant really blame em for it
No.2676465
lulu is coming back to nijisanji…confirmed for real now
No.2676466
im so cooked im scrolling shorts for so many hours everyday
No.2676467
>>2676466its so over for us
they got us they won
No.2676468
i just resigned!
No.2676469
>>2676467erm just say you're not gwenchana..?
No.2676474
we need to try more soft cheeses
No.2676475
no one knows what its like
to be the pad man
No.2676476
>>2676469cant let anyone know what your going through man
No.2676477
thats true if you open up you are a huge bitch
No.2676478
>>2676465i wonder why her irl channel didnt catch on it was the exact same shit she did as lulu
No.2676479
lurk my ass toot
No.2676481
western women are simply beyond saving being disgusting whores is far too ingrained in them
No.2676482
regloss live was good
No.2676484
they unironically think bragging about a big body count as men is the same thing
No.2676485
men are allowed to be whores
No.2676486
wonder what tins body count is
No.2676488
i heard some women saying like "i fucked that guy"
uhhhhhhhhh no sweetie, he fucked you
No.2676492
they're gmo'ing mice to have alzheimers..cmon man
No.2676493
>>2676478vtuber 😐
vtuber, vtuber company 😮
No.2676494
what if she fucked him with a strap tho
No.2676495
>>2676489the fucking white ladies trying to step in when hes getting beaten but still has a knife need to be murdered
No.2676500
i have the flu
No.2676502
i will never be as cool as kreayshawn
No.2676504
>>2676503im in the coop cruisin
i got the stolen plates
No.2676506
my boss is neurotic and Chinese and he just talked to me for 15 minutes and i only have the vaguest idea of what he actually wants me to do
No.2676507
>>2676506why didn't you just ask him hey boss what do you need me to do
No.2676508
>>2676506just get it done gweilo
No.2676509
>>2676507his speechcraft skill is at level 0 and he rattles off stuff in his hard to hear accent while bringing about random irrelevant stuff every 2 sentences
No.2676510
bringing up*
No.2676511
thankfully i only have *checks* 26 minutes and 6 hours left
No.2676512
>>2676509can you message or text him so that he'll respond and you can read what to do
No.2676513
>>2676512im worried he'll think im an idiot asking what he wants me to do a bunch of times
No.2676514
chances are he already thinks youre an idiot since youre white and hes chinese
No.2676516
>>2676506you need to bang out his daughter and go last samurai on that ass
No.2676518
white piggus are pretty dumb
No.2676519
damn i love me some dumb white piggus
dont get me hard im at work man
No.2676523
miss su's bgm is a masterpiece
No.2676524
so glad my perma on 4chan got randomly lifted now i dont have to buy a pass anymore
No.2676527
>>2676526why
i think this game is pretty cool and most people on it are nice
No.2676528
>>2676526what do you mean im cooked? cooked how? like i was prepared by a chef cooked? like i'm here to provide you with nutrition?? what is so fucking cooked about me????
No.2676529
>>2676528youre either in the pot or holding it lil pup
No.2676531
love cc
No.2676532
how many years does it take for people to realize sc2 is shit and bw is this goat
like no way people are still going to have not realized it yet after 2030 right?
No.2676533
>>2676530i think its unfair that girls get to act like little babies well into adulthood but i have to be a big strong man
No.2676535
>>2676533just shave your beard and then youll look like a baby
No.2676538
they call me the guy who has a splitting headache
No.2676539
pandos watching hololive now?
No.2676541
how come i took them a decade to make avatar 2 but like a year to make avatar 3
No.2676543
>>2676531what about asdi down
No.2676545
and then he said im not superstitious but i am a little stitious LMAO
No.2676546
we need to hop on tren
No.2676547
>>2676532ok sc2 is already an old game i wouldnt have tried it if it didnt come so highly recommended but bw is like a dos game or some shit you have to find an old beige compaq to be able to run it
No.2676548
we need to hop on rein
No.2676549
this new 4chan captcha is cooked brodie
No.2676550
pando whos your favorite holo member
No.2676551
>>2676541we have the technology
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>>2676547thank god people this stupid dont actually exist
No.2676553
i should do some laundry
No.2676554
my bladder is a weapon that turns sitting down for an hour into having to get up and piss again
No.2676556
>>2676544time to visit the doc man
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>>2676555Imagine realizing one day that your Dad is teh_pwnerer… You’re a lucky little man Taran. Your Dad was/is the voice of an entire generation that was once upon a time sneered at and looked down upon. It’s hard to understand now with gaming being so mainstream and accepted, but we were the nerds. We got bullied, ostracized. This show gave us something to unify behind, something that spoke for us, something that helped us realize we weren’t alone, that we weren’t strangers in a strange land. We had each other.
No.2676559
i have a really tight pussy
No.2676560
perfect for my tiny penis
care for copulations m'lady 😏
No.2676562
oh god it hasn't even been an hour yet and the bladder is complaining
No.2676563
>>2676561zii stream pragnata
No.2676564
avatar 3 is 200 minutes nigga i dont have time for that shit (im a neet)
No.2676565
toon stream uncut gems again i missed most of it
No.2676566
toon look at my backlog list of like 200 movies and then stream them all so i can finally say i watched them
No.2676569
>>2676567no cuz we dont care about gooks
clean
No.2676571
>>2676570nigga lackin frfr
No.2676572
aliens are just interdimensional demons
No.2676574
>>2676573dont mind if i dont
No.2676576
>>2676573cant wait for the mtg neopets link up
No.2676578
>>2676577you gotta go drop a quick dislike first man
No.2676581
openclose + disliked + reported on twitch + hired crypto botters to frontrun all your transactions
No.2676583
open + liked + subscribed + retweeted + gooned + subbed to your onlyfans + applied to join your guild in tbc classic classic
No.2676584
i fell in with the wrong crowd
No.2676585
im playing ow again
No.2676586
>>2676480holy fuck shes perfect
No.2676587
isnt overwatch strictly a worse version of arams
No.2676588
no its like a better version of tf2
No.2676589
whats it like to hold hands with a girl
No.2676590
>>2676584*slides you mtg*
No.2676591
>>2676585>>2676587>>2676588i wish i could kill all 3 of you
No.2676592
i bet its scary
No.2676593
>>2676589kinda nasty if its hot out and your hands start sweating
No.2676594
>>2676591you could if you were mccree and had ult!
No.2676598
we should become welders
No.2676599
this but forge welders
No.2676600
melo is streaming more now shes making a late 2025 comeback
No.2676601
tfw most hated person here
No.2676602
>>2676598welders dont make shit anymore everyone is a welder now
No.2676603
idk who any of these vtubers u guys are talking about are
No.2676605
i want a bf
No.2676606
welder bf
No.2676607
ive heard there are welder girls now
No.2676608
my fancy football career has been in freefall
1st year won
2nd year 2nd place
3rd year made the playoffs
4th year missed the playoffs
No.2676609
my hypergranulated tissue healed up quick
No.2676610
how do i stop the back of my shirt from riding up when wearing a backpack
No.2676611
>>2676609youre so cooked
its over
No.2676612
actually it sounds like hes all betterr
No.2676613
actually its beginning
No.2676614
gleepy is there a realistic chance that luigi beats the charges
No.2676615
i wanna visit the grand canyon
No.2676616
only with a mistrial or if the police fucked up somehow. slim chances
No.2676617
killing myself tomorrow
No.2676618
lets visit at the same time but not together so that we cant be sure if the guy next to us is us or not and be paranoid the whole time
No.2676619
wtf that ss trailer was real i thought it was ai
No.2676620
lil bro hypergranulated XD
No.2676622
the comm is getting old
No.2676623
>>2676618i would be very easy to spot i have a bunch of anime tattoos
No.2676625
its gonna be so funny when we turn 67 and people ask how old we are and were like 6 7 nigga
No.2676626
well you didnt have to ruin the surprise for me
No.2676627
you already know what the plan is when napfuck wakes up before 4 in the afternoon
No.2676628
what the fuck is an ss trailer
No.2676629
>>2676628cmon man everyone knows who ss is
No.2676630
(straight shota)
No.2676631
super smaassshh
No.2676634
>>2676633this thumbnail is too scary for me ill have to skip this one sorry
No.2676635
stop trying to discourage me from becoming a welder
No.2676636
i really seem to find porn quite repulsive i should probably get this fixed
No.2676638
>>2676636youre browsing efukt of course its repulsive
No.2676639
>>2676638what's a nice porn site for porn noobs to get into the game
No.2676640
like repels like
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eluvt
No.2676642
why are half the porn videos step mom/bro/sis are you guys really into that
No.2676643
i dont watch porn i just fuck my boyfriend
No.2676644
you dont have a bf
No.2676645
*drops a quick five hundo bomb on neopets tcg boosters*
No.2676646
i dont watch porn i just fuck my step mom/bro/sis
No.2676648
we should fuck our stepmoms more
No.2676649
okay i look like a pretty girl in her early 20s now what
No.2676651
>>2676649start that onlyfans nigga
No.2676652
gross negress
*barfs*
No.2676653
please dont say the negress word im at work and trying not to bust a fat nut all over my cubicle
No.2676654
>>2676651no thanks that's probably harder than getting a real job
No.2676655
i sneezed blood everywhere
No.2676656
*sigh* damnit just had to write down a reminder to jerk off to negresses when i get home
this is your fault
No.2676657
lilcub
No.2676658
what is a semi pro
you are either a pro or you arent
No.2676659
are you really not supposed to wear white after labor day
No.2676661
we just wear muted shades of gray and black
No.2676663
whats a muted shade
No.2676664
>>2676634tl;dr
don't get into welding
No.2676666
we speak in indecipherable riddles here
No.2676667
you guys are gross!
No.2676668
think i might be the only normal person on this fucking website
No.2676670
WHY do these woke libtard freaks think we want to see the guy sucking the tranny's dick
WE DON'T!!!!!
No.2676671
>>2676668umm actually im normal and not racist or homophobic or transphobic and im nice
No.2676674
>>2676671you're vaccinated
No.2676675
wrong
No.2676676
do you ever feel like a flower in a dewy meadow
No.2676679
hate when people ask questions like whats your favorite x
like bitch idk i dont have strong feelings about pretty much anything
No.2676680
we should watch lost
No.2676682
>>2676668how are you normal if youre here though
No.2676683
trying to game but my chocolate stepmom and latina step sister keep coming in my room to ask me questions
No.2676684
you never hear about ahmed al ahmed anymore
No.2676685
i just did
No.2676686
>2hr left
No.2676687
step families are getting owned so hard these days
No.2676690
coworkers are talking about the holocaust and saying its not efficient to burn or gas people
No.2676692
>>2676689post moar so i have jerk material for later
No.2676693
>>2676690you should report them thats fucked up
No.2676695
>>2676690you should shoot up your workplace (in roblox)
No.2676696
i wish someone could put into words what those ai assisted doujins look like
dont even have to open a page you can just see it from the way the black&white looks in the thumbnail
No.2676697
reading the synopsis of lost on wikipedia
damn this is crazy
No.2676699
>>2676624buckshot its the only way i know to really do it instantly
No.2676701
>>2676689these women are gross dude
No.2676702
>>2676701t. isn't porn dumb for mommy
No.2676703
fake boobs
fake boobs, japan
No.2676705
>>2676704weewoo dawwas muwtipass
No.2676707
230pm the guy with the fucked up sleep sched goes to bed
No.2676710
>>2676668im the only normal person left on this earth
No.2676711
let do the group kys thing they did in welcome to nhk
No.2676714
>>2676712i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
No.2676715
>>2676714obviously i would save my favorite person for last so we could die together intimately embracing each other
No.2676717
>>2676701i would give you a -1 but you're so fucking stupid that wouldnt even properly express how stupid you are for writing something so stupid
No.2676720
ok retard
No.2676721
>>2676652I would do this to your gf
No.2676723
>>2676722she looks like a tekken character in this vid ong
No.2676724
i need a bhaddie
No.2676725
>>2676722varg forgive me but i need to beat my shit to this
No.2676726
this jit cracks music videos
No.2676727
they call her chanel…
No.2676728
khajit?
No.2676729
i jerked off to the music vid for wet ass pussy once
No.2676730
i did it like twice
No.2676732
>>2676731daaaaaamn *unzips*
No.2676734
>>2676731thats fucking horrible
No.2676735
could have made the play offs is this nigger didnt score 40 points on a tight end
No.2676737
"Pillow Maxxing"
The term is used here as internet slang (derived from "Day of the Pillow") referring to children, specifically young men, killing their parents. Goldberg argues this is a growing trend driven by economic hopelessness, mental illness, and resentment toward the "Boomer" generation.
No.2676739
>>2676704she's 16 idiot
out of 10 No.2676740
>>2676737the boomers are getting it? (in minecraft)
No.2676742
>>2676741they really are doing gods work exterminating muslims
No.2676743
arent there more muslims now than ever in the history of the world
No.2676745
>>2676744HOW IS TOON STILL NOT STREAMING THIS ITS BEEN LIKE A WEEK SINCE ZOOTOPIA STARTED POPPIN OFF
No.2676747
>>2676415fug the year is almost over
No.2676749
i prefer skirt stayc
No.2676751
>>2676744Holy
FUCKING
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!! BUNNY BROS GET
THE
FUCK
IIIIIINNN
HEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2676752
i need some bcc (big curry cock)
No.2676753
another piece of exposed healing tissue has hit my scalp
No.2676754
that sounds like some gross british food
No.2676755
>>2676754you're thinking of bbc
No.2676757
sick of the negressspam
No.2676759
>>2676757come on man we love nicki here
No.2676760
>>2676757i havent even jerked off yet man just wait until i get home
itll be negresses for days
No.2676761
>>2676757you cant say that word or that guy will squirt in his cubicle (pronounced cubicle)
No.2676762
we actually don't love nicki anymore now that's she's racist and homophobic
No.2676763
yeah man that makes her less hot *rolls eyes*
No.2676764
>>2676746"its so much better than wendys" no its fucking not smug retarded faggot eat shit and die *keeps walking past*
No.2676765
>>2676764what if you stand in front of the greek place and say wanna go eat something good and point to wendys
No.2676766
the only wendys convenient for me to go to is hot garbo theyve fallen off
No.2676767
wendys should sue that dude for stealing their business
No.2676768
so i ordered two packages on the same day and one has already gotten here from new jersey but the one thats coming from a town like 4 hours away from me isnt here yet
what the hell is up with that youtoobs
No.2676769
wendys represents a dark time in my life when i coped with fast food instead of alcohol and weed
No.2676770
anyone wanna join me on the toilet bowl?
No.2676771
all food is so expensive small and gay
No.2676772
who the fuck is eating wendies? idk how baby boomers prop up mcdonalds along with 3 other identical burger chains that equally suck
No.2676773
i used to live right between a dairy queen and a cheap gyro place and it was not a very healthy time in my life
No.2676774
>>2676772>>2676769>>2676766you guys are like brown indians unaware you're covered in poop
No.2676775
big food do be keeping food small
No.2676776
>>2676772for me its wendys always being slightly better than mcdonalds and bk that makes me eat it
No.2676779
white castle is the only fast food joint id consider decent
No.2676783
america is fat casual
No.2676784
i remember piplup step
No.2676785
i dont like nicki minaj but her music is really good for pmvs
No.2676786
imma be real idek what a gyro is
No.2676788
>>2676786european burrito
No.2676790
we love bimbos
we love pmvs
we love gooning
we love booze
No.2676792
>>2676778idgi someone give me a 12hour lore video that explains
No.2676793
>>2676787is there any moar? post for me man i cant hop on simpcity rn!!!
No.2676794
faggot no one likes: 'we' love being one dad eviction away from suicide!
No.2676795
>>2676793thats all there is up on simpcity rn
No.2676796
my hypergenerative productive era is just about to begin if only dad would step out of the way
No.2676798
>>2676794bro famous ultra rich boomer rob reiner just got cut into a million pieces for telling his neetfuck son to stop playing wow. you think anyone here's dad is kicking them out??
No.2676799
hmmm yes the best time to lay down the law on the 35 year old grey haired man living rent free in my house is when the top news story is of a guy infinitely more wealthy and resourceful than me getting butchered for the same thing
No.2676800
dad wants me to flip houses with him
No.2676801
guess who napped until 4 in the afternoon again!
No.2676805
>>2676803thats the most retarded one hes done yet
No.2676808
starting my new job at the sawmill next week
No.2676809
dont get cut to bits
No.2676810
*wheezes*
No.2676811
>>2676808ive got some wood u might be interested in checking out if u know what i mean hehe
No.2676812
thats sounds like a pretty legit job
No.2676813
did you already practice in skyrim or any of the other woodcutting video games ????????
No.2676814
allah ahmed akbar was a hero
he saved those people and got shot
No.2676815
cinnamon sugar > parmesan garlic > original > honey mustard
haven't tried: bbq & southwest seasoning
>>2676808gl, make sure you wear hearing and eye protection
No.2676816
ai gen stuff is cool dont care how much the squealing plebs whine about how its incompetent but also going to replace everyone its neat novel and iterates faster than anything else
No.2676817
>and iterates faster than anything else
lol
i was literally yelling ai at and calling it retarded and an idiot and a shame to its creators hours ago at my vibe coding job lil bro
No.2676819
yelling at ai*
No.2676821
>>2676817squealing pled detected
No.2676822
praying to the lord God
can you hear me
where is my east asian gf where is she hiding
No.2676824
need a big booty big booby all-implants colored hair negress gf with braces
No.2676825
jung would have known what to do with ai
No.2676826
is jung an mtg character or something
No.2676827
>>2676824damn sign me up for one too
No.2676828
jungean af
No.2676829
once theres an ai feed that people just scroll like the endless alg its over society is cooked
No.2676831
hanni pham (the betrayer)
No.2676832
>>2676829sora already has that
No.2676833
then we got 20 years left tops
No.2676834
im ngl i dont like croissants or any croissant like objects
No.2676836
pigs in a blanket?!
No.2676837
moms pussy stinks
No.2676839
i wonder what gooks get out of zootopia.. i think the bunny is the main draw for guys so idk what girls would be into.. or maybe they are into the bunny girl too..
No.2676840
i decided to stop eating the last few burnt popcorn pieces at the bottom they taste horrible and its not a waste to throw them away cause its just a few pieces and its not even food its burnt
No.2676841
>>2676840proud of you man
No.2676843
a round of applause…. reminds me of the final episode of neon genesis evangelion……
No.2676845
a round of applesauce
No.2676847
>>2676838she has lububus on her bag?
stupid bitch is just a pure npc huh
No.2676848
888888888888
(tl note: japs use 8 as clapping because hachi sounds like pachi)
No.2676850
>>2676847jealous broke bitch 🤣
No.2676852
you could up load it to toonspace
No.2676853
>>2676849eva is a 30 year old show man
No.2676854
yow-wee
No.2676856
wait holy fuck it actually is 30 years old holy fucking fuck
E01 · Angel Attack
4 Oct 1995
No.2676857
need a fine gook wife and a proper endofevangelion -> megalopolis -> evangelion rebuild stream marathon with the lads
No.2676859
>>2676855bro stream the 30 year anniversary edition
No.2676860
xD
No.2676862
ive never watched eva all the way through
No.2676863
eva is one year older than me
No.2676865
i remember thinking eva was so old as i was watching cool new anime like fooly cooly
No.2676867
>>2676864what happened to you man what happened to the pure little jolly pando boy that would stream all the harry potter movies for the comm
No.2676869
too much gay sex messed with his brain
No.2676871
pando stream twins starring arnold schwarzenegger and danny devito
No.2676872
pando would you go out on a date with me?
No.2676875
nick fuentes said that everyone is racist
No.2676877
we are the good kind of racist here
No.2676879
gleepy is a 25mg edible too strong i got one for freee on 420 and its been sitting in a vacuumed pouch since then and im not sure if i should eat half of it or just gulp in one go
No.2676880
> i dont like eva
No.2676881
pando stream legally blonde
No.2676882
pando stream yourself smashing your phone and computer with a hammer so you get the fuck outta here
No.2676883
>>2676880he really lilbroing with that one
No.2676886
ancient ruined empires are so crazy
No.2676888
>>2676884okie ill give it a go after the sun sets
No.2676889
wheres your sword
dont need it
No.2676890
do you think that world leaders will ever address the folly of man?
No.2676891
>>2676879eat the whole thing then watch evangelion
No.2676893
first we must figure out who the sea peoples were
No.2676894
with who
No.2676895
list of people i hate:
1. toon
2. 2025 pando
No.2676896
no no we like toon
No.2676897
wish i spent my twenties doing stuff instead of being too drunk to remember my twenties
No.2676899
gleep you ever do salvia dvorium or whatever
No.2676900
i heard its possible to beat someone with a knife in a fight while you are unarmed but if he has a sword its basically impossible and you should just run away
No.2676902
i bet ahmad al ahmad could do it
No.2676904
i mean maybe if its like a woman or an 90yo man you could win that knife fight but otherwise i dont think its possible its so easy to get a quick stab in and your done
No.2676905
wouldnt try to fight someone with a knife ever since i saw that video of some aussie getting stabbed in the throat in a street tussle he doesnt even realize hes bleeding out for 5 seconds then he just drops like a rock
No.2676906
>>2676900if you hear things you probably shouldnt be fighting anyone
No.2676908
>>2676893prof jiang says they were white europeans
imo its more likely that they were atlanteans from the maghreb or atlantans from georgia
No.2676915
HOLD THE FUCK UP
!!!!!!
>>2676767 No.2676916
no pone bone 2026
No.2676917
>>2676767AYO AYO SIX SEVEN CUH
SIX SEVEN
No.2676919
society needs more choreographed dance and headwear (casual, ceremonial)
No.2676924
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No.2676925
>>2676922how would us millenials deal with this
prolly some kinda quirk chungus shit huh
No.2676926
>>2676925we would lose a chat battle against the boomer and we would lose the stare battle against the zoomer we are cooked
No.2676928
>>2676922this happened to me with a vietnamese boomer when i went to a pho place a little early and he kept talking about how the girls are late today and that the girls would be here soon then as i was eating my bowl of pho a tgirl showed up
No.2676929
>>2676926we could out cringe them though, thats a possible strategy
No.2676931
nah
No.2676932
finally got home from work i missed u guys
*naps immediately without reading the thread*
No.2676935
>>2676932*slowly dips your hand in a bowl of warm pee*
No.2676937
>>2676936how about instead of wasting your time you stream evangelion for the entire comm
No.2676938
holy shit the government sucks nigger dick, been in the application process for this customs job for like 4 months
No.2676939
>>2676938just walk up to the guys and give them a firm handshake and your in man
its like using a tinder when you can just walk up to any girl and ask her out
No.2676941
customs? are you gonna let drug paraphernalia into the country for fun?
No.2676942
>>2676940bro id take you seriously if you didnt post with a fucking cartoon avatar
No.2676945
lmao got his ass
No.2676946
>>2676944omg man can you stop trying to match toon with your obnoxiousness.. i KNOW there is good in you (like snape from harry potter)
No.2676949
>>2676947 i have been nothing but nice to you
No.2676954
>>2676952idk maybe not whatever man just forget about it its whatever ugh
No.2676955
>>2676948this is the kind of stuff i live vicariously through asmon for
No.2676957
alright i ate summa tha weed gummy if my posts go bad its all pandos fault
No.2676959
toot the comm twink turned 30 and now hes being ultra mega bratty u know what to do
No.2676960
summa gummylogica
No.2676963
>>2676959+1 toot get the sidebanner in
No.2676966
thought pando was in his mid 20s
No.2676967
edibles dont do shit for me i need like 100mg to even feel anything
No.2676970
>>2676968wait let yoel zilberman cook
No.2676972
>>2676971someone should kill her
No.2676973
>>2676971shes absolutely right she brutally mogs them in the looks department so its ok i just hope shes not scared :/
No.2676974
chinks eyes do be slanted like that though
No.2676976
you guys arent being realistic there isnt even a hq torrent of that movie out
i hate how much you guys joke about things!
No.2676977
>>2676976yeah great man lets just wait for half a year so we get a hq torrent
like bro are you serious….. its now or never..
No.2676978
whats funny is a lot of finns are also slanty eyed
No.2676980
mom is such a fucking idiot she thinks the bar codes on things like clothes are different between stores not realizing its the same thing whether its kohls or target or whatever
No.2676982
sometimes retailers put their own barcodes on stuff and use that instead of the manufacturers barcodes though
No.2676983
i should have spent $2500 in 2025 on a new computer instead of what i actually spent it on
beer
No.2676984
>>2676980@grok is this true
No.2676986
dad: better not be drinking beer in there boy
bloatboy: hey did you see that guy who made spinal tap 🔪🫃
No.2676990
oh no no no dak kneeling made wallstare miss the playoffs
*wheeze*
aint no fuckin way!
No.2676994
>>2676993bro got it the other way around
No.2676997
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No.2676998
>>2676990still cant believe my best dang player betrayed me like that
No.2676999
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