No.2675799
>>2675795that sounds so perfect 🥰🥰🥰🥰
No.2675800
gota a head ache and it wont go away
No.2675801
ive seen so many funny deus ex le memes and listened to the soundtrack but never actually played it
No.2675803
2026 goal : live like ahmad al ahmad
No.2675804
toon can u stream end of evangelio and rebuilds this week or this weekend im travelling next week
No.2675806
finished my interview
i was really nervous and it was a 3 person panel interview and they all acted really casual
i hope i got the job its comfy and wfh and the company culture seems cool……
No.2675807
>>2675806after you left they made fun of you…
No.2675808
>>2675806cheering for you
No.2675809
nap approaching but i have shit to do
No.2675814
now the nervous waiting begins anticipating the offer or rejection email….
No.2675815
didnt trump already sign the thing to release the epstein files weeks ago
whatever happened to that
No.2675816
2 weeks trust the plan
No.2675817
(yo)tr(u)st the p(l)an(ost the game)
No.2675819
next year we need to make the right decisions
No.2675820
ost of which game? nier automata ost was great
No.2675821
all my brothers jolly brother merry christmas
No.2675822
>>2675819becoming fruit dealers like ahmed al ahmed and sc2 legend fruitdealer (formerly cool)
No.2675823
fruitdealer was so cool and do is ahmed al ahmed
No.2675824
ladies love a good fruit dealer
No.2675825
first i buy the fruit
then
i sell the fruit
No.2675826
at a loss
No.2675827
been takin all my poos at work recently its like an inversion of the natural order
No.2675828
yall lorwyn eclipsed finna be lit
No.2675829
getting paid to shit hits different
No.2675830
finna nap
No.2675834
3
No.2675836
just bought games for 350 euros
No.2675839
i should start linking like the ads i get on youtube and be like yoooo hol up check this out *ad for italian wine*
No.2675842
just skipped a bunch of bad posts
No.2675844
>>2675843my little toys all riled up
No.2675845
when my mf package gettin here bih
No.2675846
the krabby patty meal sucked except patrick star pie
No.2675847
was the patrick star pie better than the baja blast pie?
No.2675848
we clown in this mothafucka better take yo sensitive ass back to panzhihua iron & steel co ltd
No.2675849
i didnt get the baja blast pie because they didnt sell slices
No.2675853
>>2675851this is how i feel about toon
No.2675854
i want a bf
No.2675855
Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner
The way a lot of dudes rhyme, their name should be Knob Shiner
No.2675856
i hear the princess bride (1987) is good
No.2675858
baby boomers really memorize all 6000+ actors from their zog flicks?
No.2675861
ahmed al-ahmed (2026)
starring jake gyllenhaal
No.2675862
what kind of terror attack would you need for people not to claim that its mossad
No.2675866
>>2675863this guys funny as hell
hes really good at low quality horror game streams
No.2675868
>>2675865how about a 10 dolla milkshake date
No.2675872
the kkk took my paddy away
No.2675873
caseoh is lowkey hot as fuck
No.2675876
gaybros really be down this bad
>>2675873 No.2675877
cat staring at me from his cat perch
No.2675878
playin a game out here people
No.2675879
>>2675874whats your fav shake
No.2675883
>>2675879shake your booty
No.2675884
dont be feelin' me brotha
No.2675885
>>2675882cant go wrong with vanilla
its my choice as well
No.2675887
>>2675885can you like
stop
or whatever
No.2675888
kk
No.2675890
this is a group chat
you are getting owned
No.2675891
i took ibuprofen and ate and drank water and my headache is still here
No.2675892
>>2675891had a headache for most of the day today but i think i was just dehydrated
gl out there bro
No.2675893
>>2675889never had one of those
No.2675894
when fern said ecchi
i felt that
No.2675895
fern who?
No.2675897
google told me that is a umineko reference
nice meming pando
No.2675899
pando do be a memester
No.2675901
go for it dude
No.2675902
stopped by a walmart today and it was as crazy as everyone says
every single handicap parking spot was taken plus lines of several cars double parked behind the handicap parking with their blinkers on
a car in the middle of the lot was getting towed or repod
there were cops chatting casually to each other with their cruiser half on the sidewalk with lights on by the entrance
and in general the general peoples vibe was just a complete bummer like half sane shuffling obese goblins
and the prices werent even that good
No.2675903
>>2675900we are thinking you could stream eva end of eva rebuild movies
No.2675904
we should become ln reading weebs now that anime and manga are mainstream
No.2675907
>>2675905ok that is the gayest most pussy ass shit you ever came up with in the history of scv and your life what a dumb dumb excuse holy shit
No.2675909
>>2675907steps in between you two
leave. him. ALONE!!!!
No.2675910
>>2675909*punches you in the face full force bc i dont wanna hit pando*
fuck man you did this to yourself its your fault
No.2675911
>>2675910*redirects your punch strength into annover the shoulder judo throw* yar yar days
No.2675912
my dad is kinda bfless
No.2675913
thats normal
No.2675914
funny
No.2675915
damn i really just napped for 3 hours thats crazy
No.2675916
do you have diabetes
No.2675918
dilate dilate dilate tranny
No.2675919
damn sophias a cunt
No.2675920
xe just honest honey
No.2675922
it's a pretty surreal experience to stare at the mirror and see something beautiful staring back at you
No.2675923
what the fuck is going on in the black forest with the ham
No.2675924
you can kiss yourself in the mirror but only on the lips
No.2675927
wish i was a little guy with a dog friend big enough to crawl around on
No.2675928
wish i was a little guy with a girl friend big enough to crawl around on
No.2675929
my anus is in shambles
No.2675931
>>2675926this bitch is too old man
its sad
No.2675932
>>2675922its cute how bottomy you are
No.2675933
its sad that shes whoring herself out when she could find a nice bf to provide for her (me)
No.2675934
your neet ass couldnt provide shit 🤣🤣🤣
No.2675935
no i could do it i could save her
No.2675936
my new precon got here but the sleeves (which dont have tracked shipping) didnt ://///
No.2675937
pre…con???
No.2675938
>>2675936you gotta play izzet lessons bro its the hot new deck
No.2675940
you guys are so cooked
its over
No.2675941
alright if lard ass can get *does math* 62 pts from jayden waddle tonight hell beat amlitzer and change the playoffs
No.2675942
>>2675932what the hell does this even mean should i be offended
No.2675944
why cant i just right click and save pictures from most places
No.2675945
>>2675936cant you pick up sleeves at your lgs?
No.2675946
>>2675945i already bought sleeves bro theyre in the mail
No.2675950
bitch imma boutta cook
No.2675951
THROUGH THE MAYOL
No.2675953
floridians are wild as hell
No.2675954
why hasnt anyone opened up a rival mail and delivery service but for illegal stuff
No.2675955
>>2675954you just get a post box
No.2675957
crazy that they released a picture and name of the guy they thought did it but he dindu it
any law experts know if that guy can sue and get a fat check
No.2675958
the transporter films are about that
No.2675960
apa is illegal?
No.2675961
>>2675959which one are you
No.2675963
>>2675957jews decided if you use the word allegedly or suspect that is legal
No.2675966
>any law experts
No.2675970
hate looking at the disgusting pubertized stranger things kids faces (i just tried to open netflix and had to open close)
No.2675971
they had this campbells chunky soup on sale for $1 a can and its 150% of your daily sodium intake in one can
lol
No.2675972
Ahmed was in Bondi on Sunday, having a coffee with his cousin, Jozay Alkanj. “He said ‘I’m going to die – please see my family [and tell them] that I went down to save people’s lives’,” Alkanj recounted, before Ahmed tackled the shooter, taking his rifle.
holy based like this is literally thing you daydream about, going out as a hero so nobody is sad about you heroing nyourself
No.2675973
just learned that crocodiles are conscious breathers they have to manually breathe all the time
they cant even be put under sedatives without a ventilator because theyd just stop breathing and die
No.2675974
>>2675971how do you think those chunks can sit in a can for months/years without rotting?
No.2675975
i heard the ceo of campbells got in trouble for telling everyone they use cloned lab meat or something
No.2675976
>>2675973we already knew that you freaking idiot
No.2675978
he said the food was gross and he wouldnt eat it and he called the lab grown meat 3-d printed chicken
No.2675979
toot we should ban high sodium stuff
No.2675980
SOMEWHERE I BELOOOOOONG
No.2675981
toot why arent my sleeves here
No.2675982
>>2675974bacteria cant form in salt, sugar. i don't think that shit can rot but something else goes bad
No.2675984
>>2675983like those ancient mcdonalds meals that didnt rot or grow fungus but you still wouldnt want to eat it
No.2675989
fuck sickos
No.2675990
went through 1.75L of 100 proof, 2 750ml of 15%, couple of beers, all under a week. like $90 of booze, spending more on this than food. might be more of my calories than food too
No.2675992
>>2675990you have serious problems man
No.2675993
>>2675990lets see a 1.75l bottle of the cheapest vodka is $11
something isnt adding up here
No.2675994
read an old journal entry i made where im like, cant believe im drinking a fifth of whiskey every two weeks its over for me in an alcholic lol
No.2675995
this fuckin pussy kept a journal
No.2675997
well it was really more of a diary…
No.2675998
a diary is something girls keep
No.2675999
>>2675990that isnt $90 worth of beer idiot thats like $25-30
No.2676001
grimmi is watching 5 Most Disturbing Hunting Encounters Caught on Camera
No.2676002
>>2675993it was $3 orange liqueur, maybe $45 handle of tequila, $20 for a mini keg that's basically a 12 pack. OFC there are taxes on all this, then separate alcohol taxes. so $13 of vodka turns into $20
plus i gotta say as some one who drinks a lot, good luck drinking all that vodka straight on a regular basis without burning out all the membrane in your throat so you wake up with a soar throat
No.2676003
>>2676002> so $13 of vodka turns into $20 i live in an ABC state and even this doesnt happen to me
No.2676005
>good luck drinking all that vodka straight on a regular basis without burning out all the membrane in your throat so you wake up with a soar throat
THATS WHY YOU MIX IT WITH WATER AND ICE YOU STUPID NIGGERBOY
No.2676006
you guys are being so cringe
No.2676008
all this tequila talk is makin me want to go snag a bottle of el jimadore
No.2676009
i remember my drinking arc it was cringe af
No.2676010
>>2675991definitely thought it was gonna scream at the end
No.2676012
toot why arent my sleeves here man i wanted to play mtg over spelltable before work tomorrow
No.2676013
last 2
No.2676015
>>2676003if i buy something $10, its like a little under $2 in state and city taxes. I got ABC store and excise taxes on top of that
No.2676018
>>2676012that is what you get for being a stupid annoying bitch
No.2676019
donnydiddles has a point
No.2676020
kamala's presidency definitely would have been worse and im not kidding
No.2676022
i just pay that 7% florida sales tax if you know what i mean
No.2676023
>>2676021this isnt cute or funny cats only do this when theyre in extreme distres
No.2676024
cats do that??
No.2676025
the only thing i know about florida taxes is that atheletes who make a lot of money want to play in florida for taxes
No.2676026
>>2676018hey but bro if im lucky ill get here tomorrow home from work and my sleeves will be here and ill be able to sleeve that bad boy up and shuffle up and play on spelltable!
No.2676027
>>2676023im sure hes fine you big vagina
No.2676030
the spelltable? bro you mean the battlefield?
No.2676031
imagine seeing more of her boobs…
No.2676032
yeah idk might just drink cough syrup instead of buying more liquor. get you fucked up and then you only need a little extra alcohol
No.2676034
>>2676032bad idea bro t. former dxmhead
No.2676035
*looks over at my stash of vod*
soon.. soon..
No.2676038
>>2676037i mean its a good movie but i swear to god im gonna find you irl and strangle you you fat fucking cunt i hate you so fucking much
No.2676039
>>2676036itll ruin your life for at least 3 months
No.2676040
im an uncut gem
No.2676041
gleep what kinda cough syrup do i buy to get hella fucked up
No.2676042
no way cough syrup is our new meta
No.2676044
>>2676042you got a better idea?
No.2676045
lay in bed and stare into a kaleidoscope for a while
No.2676046
we should try fasting for extended periods of time i heard that gives you some nutty hallucinations
No.2676047
tadaima~
No.2676048
>>2676044yes
get in shape
lock tf in
gaj move to korea
kgf 2026
No.2676050
>>2676041for over the counter stuff with dxm
promethezine is the prescription painkiller one in $100 cups of sizzurp
No.2676051
>>2676039ive been doing it longer than 3 months, sry you couldn't hang like i can
No.2676052
>get in shape
it's over v_v
No.2676054
>>2676053literally anywhere lil bro
No.2676055
can we all please gang up on toon if we attack him together we have a real chance to take him down
No.2676056
we cant form gangs anymore trump is gonna drone strike our boats its no bueno
No.2676057
Rob Reiner's Son Nick Arrested in Connection with Deaths of His Parents
😈😈😈😈
No.2676059
i aint movin to asia ever nor am i getting some gook ass girlfriend
im an american man and i like american women
with giant titties and huge fat asses
No.2676060
aint no way you havent seen a few good men
No.2676061
they call me the avoidant guy with average sized meat who likes playing video games
No.2676062
princess bride is fun i havent seen the others wither
No.2676064
>>2676058me neither but i wanna see princess bride
been on my watchlist since like high school
No.2676065
remember i haj
was in shape
trying the dating scene
wasnt really worth a fuck. it all starts with rich parents in childhood, being happy
No.2676066
fat annoying girls just arent worth it
No.2676067
>>2676063id settle for her and her massive knockers so hard
No.2676068
life would be so much easier if i was a gay rich kid like pando
No.2676069
>>2675986damn this is fire
No.2676070
being gay is definitely the move these days
No.2676071
i've been gay for a while and it hasn't been very fruitful
No.2676072
i had to learn how to adjust to a poorer life, where people didnt care about you, where you cant do whatever you want. kinda evolve to be less happy or sad, more baseline
the rich parent children evolved to exploit their surrondings more for even more happiness
No.2676073
we need to restore gaiety to the gays
No.2676074
gaycelbro…
No.2676075
rich parent child here, i evolved to exploit my surroundings more for even more happiness lol
No.2676076
i grew up with poor parents
No.2676077
rich parent children have insane fucking thoughts. like 'hey i wanna go to aspen and ski,' or 'lets go to disney world' who the fuck thinks shit like that up?
No.2676078
i was born a poor black child
No.2676079
white girls be going crazy for tiramisu lately
No.2676082
i already did neck curls this morning but maybe ill do some more! right now!!!
No.2676083
>>2676081white women need to be killed off
No.2676084
case and point AM just flew up to DC and ate overpriced sushi. posting about eating tirasmu or whatever. this nigger doesnt even care he got fired he's off exploiting for more happiness on daddy's dime
No.2676087
i might be rich
No.2676088
why would anybody kill themselves when they can bet everything they own on black and then kill themselves
No.2676089
if you wanna kys yourself bet it on green
No.2676090
>why didnt the non rich parent serf see this opportunity?
No.2676091
just ruined my sleep schedule
No.2676092
what do you want me to do about it babe
No.2676093
to be rich these days you need tens of millions of dollars you need estates you need a business that runs in the background and to be owed government favors
No.2676094
i have my wealth tied up in french government bonds
No.2676095
carrots broccoli potatoes eggs sausage chicken milk cheese chips
what else am i missing for groceries
No.2676096
:D
No.2676097
cosmo brownies
No.2676098
ive never had chicken milk before
No.2676099
pretty crazy how back in the day you could have a job get married start a family then if you are bored just skip town to the next county over and start a new life
No.2676101
>>2676085your bfs are rich which is basically the same thing
No.2676103
>>2676102i dont know this feel
No.2676104
fuck sickos
No.2676107
got some fit j-whores on my fans. really opens the market for whoring if you agree to censor their face. ofc they'll suck and fuck for cash but people cant know if decrease their value
read 1 in 10 women in japan have done sex work
No.2676108
what
No.2676109
1 in 10 is shockingly low
No.2676110
>>2676108i think hes rping
No.2676112
raping?
No.2676114
i just know toon is gonna start the biblical eva marathon in like 4 hours when im in my deep sleep just to fuck with me like i fucking hate him so fucking much
No.2676115
>>2676114fr fr its my greatest fear
No.2676116
myfans, its knock off oriental onlyfans with lower fees
No.2676117
isnt marathon that game thats supposed to be the next big thing
No.2676118
myfans
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No.2676119
this guy is paying for porn?
No.2676120
damn i need to kill myself
No.2676121
dont do it your so full of potential
No.2676122
you can't handle my asian porn, its too strong for you gook freak
No.2676123
>>2676120how are you doing it
i often fantasize about shoving a knife into my stomach and slicing across
No.2676124
toot why is silver $64 an ounce rn
No.2676125
gold and silver are a bet against inflation and the economy
No.2676126
>>2676123charcoal barbecue in the garage man come on
No.2676127
being cold all the time sucks
No.2676128
we have animal pelts for that
No.2676129
those 3 silver panda coins i bought years ago are finally paying off huh
No.2676130
how good of an investment is donald trumps trillion dollar minted coin
No.2676131
if you had a trillion dollar coin why would you bother investing id just start cutting off parts of it to spend on stuff that i forget i bought a few seconds later
No.2676132
its only theoretically worth 1 trillion its not made of material that is worth 1 trillion if you shaved parts off theyd be worthless
No.2676133
imagine losing the trillion dollar coin
No.2676134
going to the dollar store and handing them 1 atom of your trillion dollar coin…
No.2676136
crazy that there was a whole year called 67
No.2676138
trying to pay off part of your US government debt with your trillion dollar coin and it isnt enough for one payment
No.2676141
i think i would look dapper with medium sized boobies
No.2676142
wonder how much longer fiat will last
No.2676146
mystery niggas
No.2676147
gonna start saying assertions as asser-tations
No.2676148
esl people really like saying depreciated instead of deprecated
No.2676149
that means something else though
No.2676150
>>2676149Assertation" is a rare, archaic variant of the common word "assertion," which means a confident declaration or claim that something is true, often without needing proof. While "assertation" exists and means the same thing (e.g., "his assertation of innocence"), the standard and preferred modern term is "assertion," used for declarations, claims, or statements of fact.
retard retard idiot
No.2676151
god i want to stab each of you to death so bad
No.2676152
that would probably feel so good lowkey though
No.2676154
a quick stab vcould fix me
No.2676155
i uhh, was referring to something else
No.2676158
getting stabbed would probably not feel good
some cuts tho
No.2676161
this jit cracks incels
No.2676162
i was wondering when this jit cracks would make its way here
No.2676163
qrd
No.2676165
>>2676162this jit cracks… you
No.2676166
Pittsburgh Steelers vs Miami Dolphins
https://baked.live/tv/wid No.2676168
>>2676166lil nigga i aint watchin that shit
No.2676171
all tattoos are lame
No.2676172
some people can pull off tattoos
No.2676173
can dainty femboys pull off tattoos
No.2676174
just came up with a major health theory that could change everything, gonna test it on myself over the next 3 months and will let you guys know the results
No.2676175
bro you gotta come up with a major healthstone instead!
No.2676176
you mean hearthstone? like the card game?
No.2676178
>>2676173it really just depends on the person and the tattoo
No.2676179
Individuals with conditions like peripheral artery disease (PAD),
😂
No.2676182
2026 CHALLENGE:
- No porn
- No alcohol
- 4-6 eggs/day
- 3 liters of water
- 6-7 hours of sleep
- 10,000+ steps/day
- 100 push-ups daily
- No meals in the morning
- Write at least 100 words daily
- Write 5 things you're grateful for
Who’s in?
No.2676184
turnadaballova!
No.2676185
>>2676182write 100 words daily
did a toddler make this
No.2676186
theres no way a toddler could go a whole year without porn
No.2676188
in 2026 im becoming a slut ive had enough
No.2676190
honestly we dont give mtg enough credit for being so awesome
No.2676191
being a slut is scary are you supposed to go to their house? scary. are you supposed to bring them to your house? also scary
No.2676195
pando youre not supposed to have those dirty thoughts
No.2676196
i remember what i had for lunch man
No.2676199
i think im going to make out with whoever wants to in 2026 and tally up how many of them are boys and how many are girls
No.2676200
>>2676198so true you do you babes just be safe xoxo
No.2676201
>>2676194oops i forgot and missed it
No.2676202
>>2676191its best to go to their house so if its sketchy you can dip out
No.2676205
no wait its some weird meaningless tournament in december
No.2676208
u guys cant turn into nasty sl*ts like this 2026 is supposed to be a special year for us
No.2676209
yeah itll be special alright
No.2676210
i want a bf
No.2676212
>>2676211*blows up spilling my guts all over u* oh sorry
No.2676213
that last samurai standing show is garbo damn
No.2676214
it feels like a got stabbed in the asshole
No.2676215
toon stream inside out 2
No.2676216
seeing aged millenial foids still trying to be a quirky giggletwee bums me out
No.2676218
>>2676216you could have a chonky plapwife poggers star wars 'some dogs are doggos some are puppers' millenial gf but youd rather be sad and lonely
No.2676220
>>2676219me on a random summer in 2016
No.2676223
yeah me
No.2676224
i was gonna order chinese
No.2676225
>>2676222would rather snort paint chips than be caught in public with the likes of you
No.2676228
pando isnt cool enough for me
No.2676229
>>2676222yeah lets get some southwest eggrolls and tendies
No.2676233
i have exposed sensitive hypergranulation tissue poking out of my scalp and everyone can see it if i dont wear a hat
No.2676235
no
No.2676236
there was a sign outside walmart advocating for the abolition of child support
No.2676239
>>2676237ur capping on god fr
weaker kyoani series doesnt mean much anyway since theyre all bangers except for free which was like a 6/10
No.2676240
those retards burned to death
No.2676242
the bad man aaron rodgers just scored a tuddy.
No.2676244
girls cant love girls
No.2676245
>>2676198there is no way pando is older than me
No.2676246
>>2676244*pushes you up against the wall and kabedons you* oh yeah?
No.2676251
sippin on coors banquet
No.2676253
fuck my stupid chungus life
No.2676256
asmon should get into mtg
No.2676257
xi stands with us incelbros?
No.2676258
deleted all my porno
im ready to be a pure boy
No.2676260
those better both be boys
No.2676261
alright time for us to get to sleep so we can wake up refreshed for work tomorrow!
No.2676264
>>2676261+1 us workbros have to be prepared
No.2676265
>>2676262she ruined her body with that bbl
No.2676266
god i hope i get the job…
No.2676267
whats the job
No.2676268
god i fucking love western millennial white women
No.2676269
man even if i did get a bbl itd never get as big as that
No.2676271
samsung announced they are ending production of sata ssds. i really need to buy one while i still can, but they are like ~$180 for 2tb.
the reason i want a sata ssd instead of a second nvme drive is because the latter uses up pcie express lanes and reduces reduces gpu performance.
>>2676194bro, i missed an uncut gems stream? ugh…
>>2676266🙏
No.2676272
>reduces reduces gpu performance
you arent hitting the bandwidth bottleneck
it doesnt matter
No.2676274
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE
TO BE THE BAD MAN
No.2676277
trump is so old theres no way he could do that
No.2676278
>>2675912i can be your dads bf
No.2676279
>>2676277TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!
No.2676280
>>2676276the lakes wouldnt all turn to saltwater that isnt how that works
No.2676281
what if our assumptions were wrong and that is how it works
No.2676282
>>2676278how about you be my bf
No.2676283
im not gonna lie im way too beautiful for this place
No.2676285
>>2676283*casts incantation of baldness on you*
No.2676287
>>2676286this could defeat batman
No.2676288
whats the point of it all
No.2676289
hold on let me check
No.2676290
life is all about going hard in the muthinfuckin paint nigga
No.2676293
>>2676292*snaps you in a bear trap*
No.2676294
a bear is trapping me? omo…
No.2676295
this cheapo floss is so bad
No.2676298
>>2676296cmon man she's a giga whore
No.2676299
see you niggas put mid ass hoes on a pedestal is depressing as hell
No.2676300
ow headache :/
No.2676301
https://kick.com/avocadowifeycrazy that this is going to be our future
No.2676302
yall went to highschool? LOL i went to school high
No.2676303
i only went to 1 year of high school im a failure with no future i couldnt handle it
No.2676304
get a ged man
No.2676305
i got a ged back when i was 18 but i heard the test is way harder now
No.2676306
no i forgot everything and i dont care enough to learn it all again just to forget it again anyway since its all useless
No.2676307
ill just lie about having a hs diploma when the time comes to gaj or kms no way most places actually check
No.2676308
we just need a reinvigorating lifespark like kbro then our lives will be turned around
No.2676310
my reinvigorating lifespark will probably be my parents dying but itll be way too late by then
No.2676311
were the chaff
No.2676314
the library didnt have any of the books i wanted and smelled like really heavy pee
No.2676315
i need to detransition
No.2676316
seems easy
No.2676317
bro my dick is inside out
No.2676320
i need a job
No.2676326
still have to shower and im just sitting here procrastinating
No.2676327
i could piss all over you
No.2676328
strip clubs look scary
No.2676329
theyre filled with nasty whores man
No.2676331
i drank half a beer, put it down, went to the fridge to get another one, opened that, drank half, and just noticed i didn't finish the other one
No.2676332
we do that sometimes
No.2676333
would it be hard to open your own strip club
No.2676336
lei shen is probably gay
No.2676337
>>2676336hes the thunder king bro hes gonna zap your nigger ass
No.2676338
i'm pissing my pants to own the libs
No.2676339
>>2676335pokemon evolution
No.2676340
we wuz thunder kangz
No.2676341
i can only do knee push ups
No.2676342
thatll change when you detransition
No.2676343
i get winded walking to the kitchen and back
No.2676344
>>2676343thats ummmmmmmmmm
not good
No.2676345
microsoft copilot microsoft copilot microsoft copilot microsoft copilot microsoft copilot microsoft copilot
No.2676346
>>2676344not my problem libtard
No.2676347
>>2676346i'm not a libtard
No.2676348
can you be libtarded but not be a libtard
No.2676350
im really not looking forward to my 40s
No.2676352
you arent hunter gather material youre a pale pudgy soft boy
No.2676353
>>2676351so ai is basically a digital nigger
No.2676354
we gotta try fentanyl
No.2676355
you can play hunter and level gathering professions in wow bro
No.2676356
lotta buzz about getting into fent lately
No.2676360
think about how to fix our lives and become contributing members of society?
No.2676361
>>2676359i'm already hiccuping up straight stomach acid bro
No.2676363
*smacks belly*
this thing can hold so many kettle chips and beer in it
No.2676364
i hope i die soon
No.2676365
>>2676364you dont mean that bro
No.2676367
>>2676365i'm ready. i don't want to take care of my parents when they get alzheimers in a few years and need me to wipe their asses
No.2676368
>>2676367you could just not do that
No.2676369
my plan is to just visit mom once a day and throw a bag of mcdonalds at her and thats it since thats how she raised me
No.2676370
>>2676368i live with them and have no job
No.2676371
life is scary
No.2676372
we need some kind of money making scheme
No.2676373
why don't u gaj
No.2676374
>>2676372bro its winter veil we gotta farm our minion of grumpus!
No.2676375
a job doesnt scale
No.2676376
>>2676373you first faggot
No.2676377
its not easy to get a job
No.2676378
i still don't know who grumpus is or why he has minions
No.2676379
what the FUCK they added a new hero to dota
No.2676383
2009 isnt even nostalgia
early 2000s you had cal and cpl
No.2676386
wish i had a minion of grumpus
No.2676387
grumpus took the children???
No.2676388
>>2676381he looks very silly
No.2676389
hooo boy grumpus is back on the menu boys
No.2676390
>>2676383that wasn't why i said oh man you black nigger ape baboon
No.2676392
im a fried chicken loving nigger
No.2676393
grumpus is a pdf?
No.2676394
fried chicken is usually too greasy and anything but the drumsticks are kind of awkward to eat
No.2676396
you guys gotta get that tyson frozen fried chicken and put it in the air fryer its like fresh kfc