No.2670387
im not stranded
No.2670389
no he isn't right stupid mother fucker nigger
germs are where the oven goes to die you dumb nigger
what do you do? bleach your oven like niggers bleach their chicken in the kitchen sink?
fucking paranoid schizo chin diaper nigger probably thought putting those stupid fucking arrows and make aisles one direction only in stores helped prevent covid
No.2670390
>>2670389bro you cant bring arguments across threads thats a serious lil bro move…
No.2670391
>>2670390I cant when its the stupid retard nigger that wears medical gloves to check the mail because he's terrified of germs
No.2670392
this is the best time of the year if youre a napfuck its so easy to nap
No.2670394
imagine if toot could implement an automated message warning us about being stranded
No.2670396
>>2670394he needs to make a living thread like /tea/ but tldr he's too tarded
No.2670397
the germ man…
No.2670399
the bandana terran
No.2670400
wonder if germ nigger realizes how much bacteria is on his body right now
No.2670402
what if one day we get remote controlled nanobots so you can fight your own bodies germs like a video game
No.2670403
especially in his mouth
No.2670404
its too cold to do anything today
No.2670405
todays fatteh took way too long to make
my brain and body are slow and i couldnt multitask so i made each component 1 by 1 and now my morning is all but gone…
No.2670406
rub yourself to generate heat
No.2670407
>>2670398umm xqc is dating aikobliss and has said multiple times hes never getting married for obvious reasons
No.2670408
because women suck and are evil?
No.2670409
that's pretty much his view yeah (i highly disagree)
No.2670410
do you think that from the foids point of view we are the ones who suck and are evil
No.2670411
foids dont have a point of view they arent sapient creatures
No.2670412
i couldn't imagine marrying someone like xqc
he's basically a child in terms of brainpower
No.2670413
thats because you arent a woman and dont get turned on by money and power
No.2670414
i can imagine marrying xqc
we'd probably have a ton of fun together and he's cute
No.2670415
women have similar mental capacity to chilldren
i dont see the issue
No.2670416
>>2670410yes obviously moids demonstrably suck and are evil
No.2670418
oldjeans
No.2670419
>>2670417they were so good
No.2670420
>>2670416you will never be a woman
No.2670421
>>2670420you have gobbo tits
No.2670422
all women are lesbians
they refuse to marry me
No.2670424
every time i think about trying to fix my life i remember that im so retarded and clearly hopeless that dad lets me live with him for free without even mentioning the j word where when my brother finished hs he gave him a talk about needing to pay rent
No.2670425
>>2670423and you guys are all still single
No.2670426
maybe your dad just likes you
No.2670427
>>2670424what if he likes your vibes
No.2670428
>>2670421dunno what that means
No.2670429
>>2670423need this for me
No.2670430
my brother is definitely the better son hes smarter he didnt cause trouble growing up and i was always a retarded trouble causing burden
>>2670427you might be onto something maybe he really likes the vibes of hearing his 30 year old retard son scurrying about like a rat at 2am finding snacks
No.2670433
not gaining any weight but my body feels like its getting softer and packing on fat from drinking a half gallon of milk every day
No.2670434
So my parents legit think I'm gay. This was the worst Thanksgiving I ever had. My dad was drunk and my older sister (36) is engaged and my younger brother (30) is married. I'm 33. They bought their spouses over and I was alone. After dinner my dad pulled me to the side and asked me was I gay. I told him no. And he kept saying "You don't have to hide it anymore, I already knew:. I'm not a fag I'm just an autist around women and I always fuck it up and I'm not confidence with my dick size. Afterwards, I saw him and my mom having a conversation and she was staring in my direction. When I was about to leave she said it's okay I will always love you. So both of my parents think I'm a fag. I want to kill myself
No.2670435
>>2670430self awareness is the first step you now you gotta figure out a way to get out of there
lock tf in man fix up your life
No.2670436
>>2670433whats a milk drinker like you doing out here? go home to your mother.
No.2670439
>>2670438do you think he ever calls her jeet in a fit of rage
No.2670440
for me its buttermilk
No.2670442
theyre all lesbians man
No.2670445
>>2670434you can admit it to yourself, nobody else has to know
No.2670447
shaved a slutty lil goatee on my face now im ready to get free drinks at bear night
No.2670449
>>2670434go to korea and get a kgf
No.2670450
>>2670449THEY
ARE
ALL L
ESBIANS
No.2670451
tin should change his strategy hes trying to get 1 k/jgf and its not working because they are all lesbians traveling in duos he should be trying to pick up the whole duo so no one is left out
No.2670452
guys im bored
No.2670453
hi bored nice to meet you
No.2670455
hope on marvel rivals bro its popping fr fr!
No.2670457
arent bored enough then
No.2670458
Helldivers 2 PC file size was drastically cut from around 154GB to about 23GB with a recent optimization update
No.2670459
>>2670458thats wild as hell
No.2670460
and marvel rivals is still 100 gb
No.2670462
gayweed stream elden ring nightreign
No.2670463
gayweed stream sburb online
No.2670464
gayweed do you have a second life character
stream that
No.2670466
my pussy is fucking filthy
No.2670467
crazy how chopped and chudlike i am
No.2670468
toon do you have a second life character
stream that
No.2670469
toon owns a bathhouse in second life
No.2670472
how has rabies not wiped itself out by now
No.2670473
i wish pokimane was real and my wife
No.2670474
dirtiness
someones always out there in the woods being super gross and dirty
No.2670475
test
No.2670476
icles
lol
No.2670477
tadaima~
No.2670478
hmm how should i spend the rest of my unemployed tuesday
No.2670479
test icicles
No.2670480
YEAH I GOT IT
No.2670482
they dont understand the curds i eat
nigga heil culvers
No.2670483
ive never seen a cheese curd irl
No.2670484
i got my big boy wfh job but they only raised my salary by 4k
in this economy
No.2670485
i asked i care
No.2670487
magicfuck here
magicfuck got a card in the mail today
No.2670489
>>2670487if you take the package apart with your gloves on and the card is inside a sleeve you can use tweezers to slide it into a sanitized top loader then toss the gloves and put tape on the top of the top loader to form a protective seal on the germs then just put the top loader under a uv light
No.2670491
just found out this guy ive been snapping is married with kids
No.2670492
gleepy's 1% chance…
No.2670494
bro looking like he ate some candy he wasnt supposed to from willy wonkas secret candy factory
No.2670496
Colorado police see rise in carfentanil, an opioid that’s 100X stronger than fentanyl
No.2670498
puffin on that carfentanil OG kush
No.2670500
>>2670496how is it even possible to be stronger than fentanyl like at what point does it not even matter
No.2670501
>>2670499you are goddamn right
No.2670502
if am doesnt make the playoffs despite having 200-400 more points for than the rest of the non-playoff teams that would be funny as hell
No.2670503
i gotta lock in and start finishing games before i start new ones
No.2670505
i absolutely dont deserve to get the spot but im finna sneak my fat ass in 😈
No.2670506
anything cool on reddit?
No.2670507
litzers playing lardass bro theres literally zero chance he loses that and gets knocked out
No.2670509
mini breakfast…
No.2670510
>>2670503maybe game devs are the ones who need to lock in and start making games worth finishing
No.2670511
his retard nigger qb could blow up his achilles on the first drive and lose the game for them
No.2670512
yugibro
lets play…
No.2670513
>>2670511litzers nwords score 31 more points than lardasses on average
it would take a miracle for him to lose
No.2670514
our government really is so gay
if i were president day 1 i would send out death squads to publicly execute every homeless drug user on sight and televise it for the entire country to act as a deterrent
No.2670515
is hazbin hotel worth watching
No.2670516
my ex was really obsessed with that show but he was gay af so idk
No.2670517
ban the sexnorm
No.2670518
>>2670510it's my fault i have adhd
No.2670519
cant believe we have exes
No.2670521
wait a minute bro fuck you
the carfentanil thing is from 2016
DEA Issues Carfentanil Warning To Police And Public
September 22, 2016
No.2670522
oh i thought they only invented and started distributing carfentanil yesterday
No.2670523
made it home and im not sure which computer game i should play
No.2670524
you should 1v1 me yugioh on edopro
No.2670525
gonna jerk off to somezootopia porn befoe i head out to see zootopia 2 tonight
No.2670527
when you get a nose job the tip of your nose which is usually squishy and you move it around becomes hard permanently so i have a hard tip for the rest of my life
No.2670528
*feels my nose*
No.2670530
im locked in
No.2670531
just made like 5 people squish their noses lol
No.2670532
its true i squished it…
No.2670534
i cant be the only one here who cracks their nose like a joint
or rubs the side of their nose to smell weird things
No.2670535
i only crack my fingers and toes and neck and back and rib cartilage
No.2670536
we are lard ass
No.2670537
uhg just got to the part in berserk where miura dies
now its on to his friend and assistants, aint no way its gonna be the same
No.2670538
nah man that tears in the rain chapter was the final berserk chapter
No.2670539
https://kick.com/innocentelixirnow this is the nasty shit were into here
No.2670540
actually im not really into nasty shit im just into pseudonasty
No.2670541
niggerboys too scared to click my lichess link…
No.2670542
i thought you were challenging someone else so i didnt click
No.2670543
i didnt see the link
No.2670544
ya i dont see a link anywhere lil bro
No.2670545
Whole Toppings: Parmesan Romano, Anchovies, Grilled Chicken, Philly Steak, Jalapeño Peppers, Roma Tomatoes, Pineapple
Sauce:: Alfredo Sauce
Instructions: Sauce portion: Normal, Cheese: Normal Cheese, Bake: Well Done, Cut: Square Cut
No.2670548
gen z is funny as hell they took the millennial TAPOUT dude bro shirts and made one that's says TABOUT
No.2670549
 | Rolled 1 |
odd 5 guys
even canes
No.2670552
im gaming
No.2670554
>>2670546ugh thumbnail kinda look raised arm pitlike and it wasnt…
No.2670555
im already gaming
No.2670556
>>2670554i fell for it too.. the gook is cute tho
No.2670560
you never hear about hermaphrodites anymore
No.2670561
>>2670559thats a game for AI
why would any human play that?
No.2670562
love a good autist game
No.2670563
>>2670559thought this was pc98 touhou for a second and i was like yeah
No.2670564
me mum got kilt by hitler
No.2670565
>>2670559windows aktivieren
No.2670567
>>2670558ong i fw ts heavy cuh
No.2670568
aaand the icecream i bought is gone in 3 days because the fat nigger just cant help himself
No.2670569
dont call yourself that
No.2670570
its me, im the fat nigger
No.2670571
>>2670569im the dumb nigger
dads the fat nigger
No.2670572
>>2670568i have this problem too
No.2670574
>>2670573what the heckies
No.2670575
im off the molly :3 im off the bean :3
No.2670579
>>2670578what part of the manga does the movie cover
No.2670580
my fav yt builder committed sudoku
No.2670581
>>2670577oh yeah shes gonna start painting her nails soon enough
No.2670582
hmm well lets see the movies called "chainsaw man reze arc" so uh yeah im not sure
No.2670583
yea i woke up at 725pm
6 7 nigga
No.2670584
>>2670582youre such a surly little kitten you know that *whips your behind*
No.2670586
feel like im the white dsp
No.2670588
crazy how nail polish is the first sign of trooning
No.2670589
living in an old warehouse or abandoned school would be cool
No.2670590
would be lowkenuinely tuff aphex twin
No.2670591
>>2670559esl windows activation post
these are the people posting here
No.2670593
living in an old school building would be cool
you could turn all the classrooms into different themed rooms
No.2670595
that kitties sloshed
No.2670596
>>2670592looks good as hell, id tear that boy up
No.2670600
aaron stream that 5 hour cut of love exposure
No.2670601
we should get into warhammer return of reckoning
No.2670602
>>2670599lowkirkenuinely tuff
No.2670603
>>2670599this is me traveling back from my journey through the internet that made me much wiser and older coming back to 162 and seeing how sick and damaged she is knowing its dying
No.2670606
past a certain age caring about pokemon can be a bad thing
No.2670608
what does lowkirkenuinely mean i cant piece this one together
No.2670609
caring about pokemon is such a classic 9 year old move
No.2670610
>>2670608idk man some retard nigger shit
just ignore it
No.2670611
that aint roll wit kirky like i do
No.2670614
us on the left toon on the right
No.2670616
dorito pope desert statue was for divinity i hope its not original sin 3 and is like the diablolikes or or divnity 2
hate those turned based games where you spent 10 minutes fighting mooks who are no threat but you have to wait all 20 people on the field move one by one
No.2670617
the prevailing theory is that its divinity 3 but they also said it was for something new so idk
divinity 3 might just be another reveal at the gaymer awards
No.2670618
the touhous are so precious i wish i could show them to some american GIs in 1944 so they would see what they were fighting for
No.2670619
>>2670616is it really? i thought larian said it wasnt
No.2670620
mom bought all these diabetes for dummies books shes such a fat retard
No.2670621
cant believe i never got to experience working in one of those giant corporate cubicle farms
No.2670622
mr anderson?
No.2670623
https://x.com/Cromwelp/status/1998484634397479293this guy is a larian big wig and he says no original sin 3 so maybe itll be a diablo like
No.2670624
holy shit i can join the army at 35 years old? time to get my life on track!
No.2670625
>>2670623theyre making a p*rn game
No.2670626
grok is inhaling krypton dangerous
No.2670627
>>2670623it could still be the same combat style they used for os and bg3 i wont allow myself to look forward to it until its proved otherwise
No.2670628
my youtube shorts recommended on front page has become more and more lewd over time by now its basically softcore p*rnography but i never click any of it i dont even watch shorts
No.2670629
inhaling a whole ass planet cant be healthy
No.2670630
im gettin fat as hell
No.2670631
but you mouse over it dont you
No.2670632
>>2670630oink for me big fella
No.2670633
im coming for that number 1 spot
No.2670635
hell nah thats a cali asian girl
you dont stand a chance
No.2670636
>>2670634you can do better than that bro
No.2670637
going to ask daddy for some money to get my brows and lashes done
No.2670639
>>2670638ummm thats fucked up
No.2670640
god i love dead by daylight
No.2670641
>>2670640are you a biofoid
No.2670645
theres always a shooting going on they just trot them out to the public when its a slow news day
No.2670648
>>2670647why does he talk like that
No.2670649
*that fat fuck kevin from the office voice*
why say many words when fewer words
No.2670650
the guy interviewing him is esl
No.2670651
im so hungie
No.2670652
i made some fried tofu
No.2670653
hell yea man meat is murder
No.2670655
if only kokomimain knew
No.2670656
>>2670654i guarantee that men don't want tin either
No.2670657
even i wouldnt settle for tinny
No.2670659
>>2670653it turned out bad this time :(
No.2670660
whats the feminist position on why all the most successful and advanced civilizations in all of human history have historically been patriarchal and matriarchal cultures have never risen above the level of primitive hunter gatherers
No.2670662
friendly fire
No.2670664
>>2670646does insurance cover your car colliding with a plane
No.2670666
white people be like will my insurance cover this
No.2670668
i heard car insurance doesnt pay for damage done to your car it pays for damage you do to things with your car
No.2670670
i ride an electric scooter you think i know anything about insurance niggerboy
No.2670671
grow up
No.2670672
zoomers are urbexing malls closed in the 2010s and calling everything vintage
No.2670673
>>2670664it depends on what type of insurance you paid for. most wouldnt
the plane would have insurance you could get stuff from though
No.2670674
>>2670668NO SHIT RETARD
ITS CALLED LIABILITY INSURANCE RETARD
NO ONE GETS COMPREHENSIVE INSURANCE RETARD
ITS A RIP OFF
FUCKIGN RETARD BITCH
No.2670675
wonder if youre required to own insurance to fly a plane like you are with cars
No.2670676
suddenly everyones an insurance expert
No.2670677
multiple insurances you fucking retard
No.2670678
don't you need comprehensive insurance if you have a car payment
No.2670679
what happens is the insurance company pays you then goes to the at fault guys insurance company to get paid from their liability insurance or sues them or whatever
No.2670680
>>2670674ok well there was no need to raise your voice with me
No.2670681
ITS CALLED NOT BEING A LITTLE BUBBLE BOY BITCH RETARD
No.2670682
>>2670680youre so fucking stupid it enrages me you see
No.2670683
>>2670682but i literally said something that was correct so how does that make me stupid??
No.2670684
youre supposed to already know stuff
No.2670685
i heard if you dont have comprehensive insurance and you hit a deer and destroy your car you just get completely owned
No.2670686
do guys really go lingerie shopping with their gfs
No.2670688
>>2670687this could be us…
No.2670689
Philip Rivers signing with Colts practice squad
No.2670693
tucker raped me
No.2670694
im basically akagi
No.2670695
>>2670646do planes have horns if not they really should
No.2670696
Why is it talking like that ?
theyre calling him it in the comments…
No.2670697
saw a billboard that had a baby with a speech bubble saying 'my eyes form 5 weeks after conception'
i wonder if anyone ever decided not to get an abortion because of a sign
No.2670698
he's mindbrapped from being in japan and not speaking japanese that hes perma stuck talking like that because thats the how he normally has to communicate
No.2670699
>>2670696'it' is how i refer to niggers :/
No.2670700
>>2670697propaganda and advertising work lil bro
No.2670702
>>2670701does he not count sex with men
No.2670703
>>2670700propaganda works but generally not by changing already held beliefs
usually effective propaganda works by providing coherent narratives and interpretation to facts or events where the subject doesn't have a strong opinion
No.2670704
why did he have to think for both those simple yes or no questions hes totally a gayboy isnt he can gayros chime in here i heard gays are good at telling other gays apart
No.2670705
DAMN THIS BALLOONBELLY
No.2670706
fuentes is deep in the closet
No.2670707
>>2670706is that your professional opinion as a gaybro?
No.2670710
>>2670638this is so brapper coded
No.2670711
chainsaw man bums me out with how nihilistic it is…
No.2670712
think i only spent $150 on porn this year
yay!
No.2670713
like per gb of storage space or…
No.2670714
when i read 1984 as a kid it made me scared and sad
No.2670715
theres no way you guys are so old that you actually sit down and read books
thats shit my dad does and hes old as fuck
No.2670716
yeah i read
No.2670717
i read manga
No.2670718
>>2670715*anal vores you*
No.2670719
i also read manga
No.2670721
hitler was very fucking a monster
No.2670722
he had hype moments and aura
No.2670723
hitler was doing WHAT
No.2670724
kinda crazy how bread tastes better if its been heated until its kinda crunchy even without adding any ingredients
No.2670725
thats called the mallard reaction
No.2670727
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No.2670728
>>2670727we should watch this together
No.2670730
finished watching zootopia 2
plot - 0/10
sexy and cute furries I kept seeing throughout: 10/10 i need to go download an 8k rip and take hundreds of frame screencaps later
total score: 9/10
No.2670731
oh yeah and i forgot to say toon stream zootopia 1 and then 2 so i can compare them
No.2670732
>>2670730want to play me yugioh now?
No.2670733
>>2670732what if we simmed a 2 player mtg set with some site i found of some old kino mtg set and then made our draft packs in xmage
or we could play yugioh yeah but i have to walk my dogs first
No.2670734
2 player draft *
No.2670735
>>2670733sure ill play you mtg
No.2670736
>>2670735>>2670735ok let me walk my dogs (and we'll do sealed cuz 2 player draft is retarded)
tell me what sets would be good
No.2670737
dogs??
No.2670738
>>2670737your spreadsheet is so far behind
No.2670739
>>2670736i dont know anything about sets
i only know cards
No.2670740
>>2670739ok ill just pick an older one i think is cool
No.2670741
>>2670738i wanna see your cute doggies
No.2670743
its crazy what you guys jerk off to
No.2670744
that's not for jerking off. i just happened to see it looking for this
https://efukt.com/24484_I_Do_Porn_With_My_Mom.html No.2670745
sure sure
No.2670746
what does 67 mean
No.2670747
>>2670744Access to this website is not available in your area.
Access to this website is not available in your area.
Access to this website is not available in your area.
Access to this website is not available in your area.
Access to this website is not available in your area.
No.2670751
>>2670703shut the fuck up faggot retard
No.2670752
>>2670751thanks for the late response!
No.2670753
Access to this website is not available in your area.
*wheeze*
No.2670754
im an ai chatbot
No.2670755
blackpink (in my area)
No.2670756
i know the first three numbers
No.2670759
did tin's brain get more damaged
No.2670760
taking a shit is the best part of my day
No.2670761
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS FUCK!!!!!!!
No.2670762
>>2670760you're just like that guy from danganronpa 2
No.2670765
i just wanna get choked
No.2670766
maybe we should go to taiwan
No.2670767
>>2670763>and full strategy guidegamers these days are such pussies man..
No.2670769
ill be the guy who drafts and then drops out
No.2670770
uhhh i accidentally disconnectd somehow and youre in control ow
click other game modes and then sealed
No.2670771
what are we draftin
No.2670772
fifth edition bro
No.2670774
i hate my balls i wanna chop them off
No.2670775
>>2670773>allianceoh no no no!
No.2670776
whats in taiwan?
No.2670777
i'm ready to settle down
No.2670778
>>2670774dont do it psychotranny
No.2670779
i dont care about my balls really id get them chopped off if it was for free i guess why not
No.2670780
stop trying to chop your balls
No.2670781
you need your balls man
No.2670782
i dont actually
No.2670784
how can you hate your balls thats really unfair to them
No.2670785
they just hang there
No.2670786
>>2670768how do i get it to work?
No.2670787
cardfuck you can queue up to draft the new soytranny sets
No.2670790
i dont trust amd cards
No.2670791
>>2670788just walk in and tell them you play wow man
No.2670792
or cpus really
No.2670793
wonder if we will ever live to see a return of the traveling circus
No.2670794
this mayo monkey is buying a prebuilt pc that costs more than my car did
No.2670795
yall full of negative energy
No.2670797
>>2670794where are you finding cars under 1700
No.2670798
for $1500 i better not be getting some shitty amd graphics card
No.2670799
>>2670790i dont really trust amd cards either because the last one i bought died but $200 less for what should be similar performance is nice and how could they still be in business if their cards were dogshit
No.2670800
*lands my plane directly on your toyota camry*
No.2670802
maybe i should just go for the 5070/7600x3d
im just gonna stay on 1080p anyway…
No.2670803
>>2670800what the fuck!!!!! i hope my insurance pays for this, thats why i bought it
No.2670805
i really hope the food in my fridge didnt go bad when it was cracked open last night
i just ate a huge ab owl of chipotle leftovers
No.2670806
dad pays the insurance i dont know anything about that nonsense
No.2670807
>>2670802ye that's kinda overkill for 1080p man
No.2670808
is tim pool a lolcow
No.2670809
>>2670804why is dsp swapping to a pistol
No.2670810
>>2670807well i dont plan on buying another computer for atleast 10 years, and again only paying $100 more for a cpu and gpu upgrade is a steal the only problem being its an amd gpu
No.2670811
ah fuck i only have one natty left!
No.2670812
>>2670811NOT SO FUCKING FUNNY NOW TELLING ME WHEN THE BEER SHACK CLOSES IS IT
No.2670816
stop giving chipotle money bro
you're part of the problem
No.2670817
whats it like to have a sister
No.2670819
chipotle is good tho
No.2670821
dsp animal crossing stream when
No.2670822
>>2670818im drinkin some high life rn bro!
No.2670823
i was going to get high life but them shits had a best by date of now and the same amount of pbr was 50 cents cheaper
No.2670824
i have a black flag tattoo
No.2670826
youre a black fag
No.2670827
i have a black spade tattoo
No.2670828
we're too old for tattoos
No.2670829
actually tattoos age gracefully
No.2670830
i remember when mike tysons face tattoo was considered shocking and crazy
No.2670831
no
No.2670833
>>2670832thats so soytranny
No.2670834
le druid xD
No.2670836
https://www.amazon.com/Stop-Name-God-Honoring-Transform/dp/B0FPPV48PBlol you just know someone is going to be using the cover of that book as a reply image
No.2670837
i dont give a FUCK about GOD (unless ur real and reading this)
No.2670839
god as the all seeing universal ledger
as the compass that points in the direction of truth
No.2670840
point me in the direction of gook
No.2670842
god is a blockchain
No.2670844
the problem is my eyes are too far apart
No.2670845
just went 33-7 as soldier
No.2670846
>>2670844well god made your eyes a certain distance apart and then you fucked with his perfect design by getting a new nose
No.2670847
just went 6-7 as nigger
No.2670848
soldier 6 7 ayyyy
No.2670849
aint no way theres still thanksgiving leftovers in the fridge
No.2670851
BREAKING:Donald Trump pronuced dead at age 79 after suffering massive head wound
No.2670853
>>2670850v my deck
i got raped pretty hard
No.2670854
>>2670850fireball drain life incinerate counterspell shield wall prismatic ward flare ambush
bro those are all wow spells!
No.2670855
>>2670852slice of pizza and a pepsi 3 dollars canadian
lol get owned poorfucks
No.2670857
>>2670850i pulled some pretty spicy stuff
the red cards seemed pretty good but i wanted to show off the wrath of god!
destroy all creatures. they cant be regenerated
No.2670859
>>2670857damn what the fuck all your cards are like 100x better than mine it was stacked
No.2670861
just went 24-1 as dva
No.2670862
is the new futa overwatcher out yet
No.2670863
>>2670859yeah you didnt pull as many fun cards
No.2670865
>>2670861did you guys win?
No.2670867
nice
No.2670868
god i wish i could go back and time and be there the first time human beings heard the intro to welcome to the jungle by guns n roses
No.2670869
i was there
No.2670870
how crazy was it gleepdawg
No.2670871
i need an asian gf i need some asianpussyass
No.2670872
maybe the real asian pussy ass was the friends we made along the way
No.2670873
cmere gweed i need my asianpussyass fix
No.2670874
welcome to the jungle we got axe and chen
No.2670875
ooooh shit like dota 2 the game
No.2670877
we gotta start going hard in the paint
No.2670879
gleep why the constant pickle shilling the last few years
what do you and travis know that we don't
No.2670880
you in the jungle baybeee
you gonna DIE
No.2670883
hate needing to sleep its such a waste of friggin time but i cant not sleep no matter how hard i try
No.2670884
was being fat on the couch when a cat jumped on my mid section
No.2670885
hate needing to sip its such a waste of friggin time but i cant not sip no matter how hard i try
No.2670886
i fucking love sleeping
No.2670888
ain't no way drew carey's fat ass bought a motorcycle man
No.2670891
i was never really good at getting headshots in cs but i was good at positioning myself to shoot people in the back
No.2670892
havent taken my meds for 5 days and its going well actually
No.2670895
there just needs to be a place thats dark and cold and wintery all the time
No.2670896
>>2670891getting headshots in cs isnt really about aiming, its about pre positioning your cursor onto where peoples heads are supposed to be
No.2670899
need me some gook asianpussyass
No.2670900
we really shouldnt be off our meds
No.2670901
i've never been on meds
No.2670902
i was on antidepressants for a very short time but i couldnt cum when i jacked off so i stopped taking that shit
No.2670903
my meds are a multivitamin b complex and magnesium
No.2670904
>>2670902oh man i remember that shit they really fuck up your cumming
No.2670908
>>2670888theres a great scene in one of those episodes coming up where lewis and oswald are working at some crisis center and a real nasty whore walks in
No.2670909
just jacked off to my little pony
No.2670911
why the fuck would you ever eat rice over potatoes
No.2670912
i think mitch hedberg said it best
No.2670913
i love doing heroin - mitch hedberg
No.2670914
*enters the thread wearing only a duster*
*rips it open revealing my tiny pip to everyone*
No.2670915
i dont want to see that
No.2670916
took a massive shit and my tummy doesnt feel so good. made my b hole spicy too from jalpenos
No.2670917
yall oversharing bruh
No.2670918
took my hair out of a bun and im looking like rhett from rhett and link i need to shave this shit off man
No.2670920
WE NEED TO INVEST BROS
No.2670921
i dont know what different kinds of kitchen knives are for. i just use whatever
No.2670922
>>2670902same, they gave me anti depressanta when i got sent to rehab. made it like 6 months sober
No.2670923
why didnt u just say no no no
No.2670924
they try to make me go to rehab but i sip skol skol skol
No.2670925
it is what it is folks
No.2670926
*eats wasabi peanuts*
*drinks soda*
heh
No.2670928
isnt it interesting how wasabi doesnt really give spicy shits but peppers do
No.2670929
wasabi isnt real. thats horse raddish japs put green food dye on then upcharge your dumb goyjin ass. it didnt come from a wasabi plant
No.2670930
the best shits you can take are after a panic attack
No.2670931
peppers got them seeds surviving the digest like corn
No.2670933
i've bet one last euro on football matches today, hopefully i'll win 200 euros.
first game starts in 20 minutes
No.2670934
>>2670932every jew dorker is a worthless sack of shit that deserves to be murdered by a government-funded and authorized militia
No.2670935
bout time for some footy and a spot o tea innit
No.2670936
do they have nursing homes that specialize in beating up senior asses? where theres demand theres supply…
No.2670937
>>2670933you need to learn to speak english man. you're like 40 and the first person in your lineage to have indoor plumbing. we can all tell you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
No.2670938
probably any in walking distance from section 8 housing
No.2670939
for some reason places where people need human logic, reasoning, and empathy are the places most packed with subhuman niggers that need to die. nursing, elder care, daycares, the drive thru at mcdonalds
No.2670940
^ dis honky would not last on da cold streets
No.2670941
gleep why are nigger animals allowed to look after the vulnerable when even the demonrats know they aren't Human and only exist to punish those of us who are
No.2670942
just went face first drunk crashed into the ceramic in my room im gonna ghave a black eye
No.2670944
>>2670943imagine being such a gay faggot you kill a thread full of unemployed alcoholic mental patients with nothing to do all night
No.2670945
its morning man!!!
No.2670946
>>2670750sigh that white boy could have been me, getting my ass some tacos
but fucking DRUMPF got rid of them
No.2670947
whats up sex havers and meme lovers
No.2670948
today's the big day
No.2670949
today aint shit
No.2670950
the game awards arent until tomorrow
No.2670951
hope the magic fag fucking kills himself
worst poster ever
No.2670954
*boots up pattern finder*
No.2670955
theres no accountability anymore
No.2670958
got 2 boiled eggs in my lunch pail ready to crack at work
No.2670962
zootopia 2 sex
No.2670965
if asmon was real hed talk about tinny but hes a shill
No.2670966
tft is the official old man gamer game for when u cant do things fast and you cant think deep thoughts its perfect
No.2670967
>>2670961>>2670962>>2670963zootopia 2 sex + miss piggy sex
No.2670970
im 20 minutes in to the ken burns american revolution doc will report back
No.2670971
bro they didnt have cameras back then
No.2670972
James Hoyt (Sagnie Nativus), convicted pedophile & creator of InkedFur, has been federally indicted for distributing 170,000 files of CSAM.
37 minutes ago
No.2670973
whats csam
No.2670974
child sex ahh material
No.2670977
i lost my bets…
No.2670979
typa nigga to have an hourglass waist and let the homies hit
No.2670980
>>2670979yo we should chill
No.2670983
hope china saves us soon
No.2670984
china's economy is going to collapse in 3 days
No.2670985
STRANDING ALERT
YOUR STRANDING IS IMMINENT WITHIN FIVE POSTS
No.2670986
next thread op should have some big tits in it imo
No.2670987
what if i want to be stranded huh??
No.2670991
nigger!