No.2669785
NONONOONONONONON I DONT WANT TO WORK TOMORROW
No.2669786
just quit retard
No.2669787
Biden suffers brutal gaffe while trying to pronounce 'America' at LGBTQ conference in DC
Biden suffers brutal gaffe while trying to pronounce 'America' at LGBTQ conference in DC
Biden suffers brutal gaffe while trying to pronounce 'America' at LGBTQ conference in DC
Biden suffers brutal gaffe while trying to pronounce 'America' at LGBTQ conference in DC
Biden suffers brutal gaffe while trying to pronounce 'America' at LGBTQ conference in DC
Biden suffers brutal gaffe while trying to pronounce 'America' at LGBTQ conference in DC
Biden suffers brutal gaffe while trying to pronounce 'America' at LGBTQ conference in DC
Biden suffers brutal gaffe while trying to pronounce 'America' at LGBTQ conference in DC
Biden suffers brutal gaffe while trying to pronounce 'America' at LGBTQ conference in DC
No.2669788
hooooooooo boy piers morgan got owned by fuentes
No.2669789
sober me is so productive
but sober me has a dark desire
sober me has a yearning for the sip
No.2669790
quitting my job would be so poggers we are 70% through a project that relies on me doing everything
No.2669791
>>2669790LFG fuck that shit up
No.2669792
>>2669790can you buy me a new rig for christmas please
No.2669794
just shaved off all my body hair it feels so good
No.2669795
>>2669793ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED MAN YOUVE GOT THAT RAW PIZZA SITTING ON THOSE NASTY GERM FILLED GRATES
No.2669796
we should really have a big brother system where each jobbro adopts a neetbro or 2 to get us things occasionally
No.2669800
>>2669795germ theory was a mistake
No.2669802
>>2669795nothing a quick trip to a hospital couldnt fix
No.2669803
that za looks fucking amazing though ngl id murder that
No.2669804
>>2669803its red baron bro
best oven pizza in the world
No.2669805
>>2669804no such thing in europe man sigh
No.2669806
>named after european
>not in europe
No.2669807
yea man it looks great with some nice coagulated grease from other food on it filled with germs
No.2669808
sometimes dad gets the red baron microwave pizzas
lets just say they arent great
No.2669809
alexa how many germs can survive at 425 fahrenheit?
No.2669810
>>2669807i bet you clean your cast irons
No.2669813
is cleaning cookware 2000 and late now
No.2669814
reminder to get yakuza 0 cause they're gonna replace it with the shitty director's cut version and try to sell it like a new game
No.2669815
that game was so cool
No.2669816
never played a yakuza game probably never will
No.2669818
>>2669817if i was a woman who played decoration games im sure that would be very cool, hon
No.2669819
no one here ever posted pictures of their wowhouse
you guys must all be wowhomeless
No.2669820
im a grown ass man who uses a backpack
but im also a grown ass man who rides an escooter
No.2669821
>>2669819im too lazy to make a wowhouse
No.2669822
i don't need a guide to make a wowhouse man
No.2669825
where the fucks my nitrous
No.2669826
they should release wow vr so that we can wfh in our wow houses
No.2669827
i was going to buy yakuza and i thought it was going to be like gta japan but apparently its not
No.2669828
can i have 120 dollars
No.2669829
>>2669827same i was really disappointed
No.2669830
ugh stranded
No.2669831
the amount of noise fuckhead makes in the kitchen really is incredible
No.2669833
boomers love being unnecessarily loud its like their thing
No.2669836
>>2669793i did that once and then half of the pizza was on the plate below
No.2669837
>>2669836you did it wrong
im a rack or die mofo
No.2669839
i played yakuza 0 that was pretty good
its just a goofy game with goofy characters and lots of mini games and cool suits and stuff
No.2669844
you guys who dont love yakuza are crazy you can literally find and collect cards that unlock gravure vids of JAV whores
No.2669850
i should go blow money on magic and yugioh packs
No.2669851
>>2669850bro please just buy me a new rig
No.2669854
>>2669838temple of anubis ow reference?
No.2669856
my peppino is done for
No.2669857
f
No.2669858
>>2669845slide me one of them bad boys
No.2669863
zoomers have ruined esoteric nazism
No.2669864
when you talk to a trans girl about a guy you think is attractive and they go "ew you like HIM?" its because theyre an agp meta attracted hon that cant fathom being attracted to a guys personality or cute looks
No.2669865
6 7 NIGGA
No.2669866
hol up
hol the fuck up
we got some monday night nigger collide tonight?
No.2669867
>>2669864who could possibly be behind this post…
No.2669868
ayo 6 7 nigga
No.2669869
trans girls really do be in an agp meta attracted to hons
No.2669871
agp asian girl pussy
No.2669873
i be that nigga named LUDA
No.2669876
the biblical 9 minute mp4 post
No.2669878
remember when we went on 2chen and posted the entire shrek movie on there
No.2669879
i get my fat white ass home from work and fire up hearthstone
just another monday know what im sayin stonebros
No.2669880
i hate things
No.2669881
im 3 minutes in so far it seems pretty related to your post
No.2669883
what is with the pitbull thing though do they make them fight
No.2669884
>>26698759 minutes well spent
No.2669887
>>2669883they breed exotic bullies aka fucked up little munchkin looking things
they arent the ones used for fighting
No.2669889
>>2669885its like those sushi restaurants with them moving dishes
No.2669890
my mtg deck sucks so bad but if i just spend $150 itll be fire and pop off
No.2669891
imagine your god powers if you invest 1.5k
No.2669892
any of you guys ever buy shoes online i need to buy shoes but dont want to go to the store
No.2669894
>>2669892like sneakers or are we talking nice dress shoes like leather oxfords?
No.2669896
washed up mixed race whore, japan
No.2669897
thinking about going to the liquor after passing out at noon or something today while drinking
No.2669898
>>2669893thats just a female tin
No.2669900
nicks a hoot and a half
No.2669901
the day just flies by when youre a napfuck
No.2669902
toon stream Kids 1995 1080p BluRay HEVC x265 5.1 BONE
No.2669904
BONE?!
No.2669905
might have some good new on the
job hunt, stay tuned…
>>2669902+1
No.2669906
could you imagine having a kid and its blind or retarded or something
No.2669907
>>2669902always wondered why americans drank liquor out of paper bags and then i learned theyre not free to drink alcohol in public lol
isnt it super obvious for a cop when someone drinks from a paper bag?
No.2669909
why is it so hard for you to find a teacher job i always hear on the news that theres a huge teacher shortage is the news lying
No.2669910
>>2669905im tuned you know im tuned
No.2669911
>>2669906all kids are retarded
No.2669912
>>2669907unreasonable SEARCH
No.2669913
>>2669907i watched this movie recently and it was just bad. i dont get it
No.2669914
>>2669907its just a myth a paper bag isnt some loophole
No.2669915
feeling a little maniac frantically flipping through boards feeling the need for magritasssssss
No.2669916
>>2669908>>2669910😏
>>2669909they are usually referring to bilingual teachers, math teachers, and sped teachers.
No.2669917
we need a 162 recapped
most posts
best post
worst post
that kind of thing
No.2669918
worst post would be the biggest honor
No.2669919
will there be nominees and a committee and secret voting
No.2669920
worst poster gets a year long timeout
No.2669922
zootopia 2 was fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2669924
gookiest poster of the year award
No.2669926
>>2669916yer telling me you cant wrangle a few tards?
No.2669927
yall trippin
No.2669928
*trips*
No.2669929
remember when toon promised to stream wild wild west today
No.2669930
>>2669907the paper bag lets the cop decide if hes gonna fuck with you or not while still maintaining society. fucking retard
No.2669931
>>2669925shes all gooked up
No.2669932
Philip Rivers will visit, work out with Colts on Tuesday
coltsbros we are so back
No.2669933
youre telling me i can just buy a pig and keep it as a pet
No.2669934
penises
No.2669935
spiderpig man
No.2669936
my buddy had a pig growin up, it was cute as hell
No.2669938
Mini pigs live an average of 14-18 years
aint no dang way
No.2669940
think next year im going to have my goth phase at 35 years old
No.2669942
>>2669938mini pigs arent a thing
No.2669944
i believe we all have a right to call each other esl retards regardless of the state of our bellies or language abilities
No.2669945
>>2669943your leg is gangrened
No.2669946
>>2669945weve already been over this man
he said he loses circulation in that leg if he lays on his back
No.2669950
Los Angeles Chargers vs Philadelphia Eagles
https://baked.live/tv/wid No.2669952
entire left side of my face is numb
No.2669953
>>2669952bro youre having a stroke!
No.2669954
you gotta go to the 'spital!!
No.2669956
>>2669955whys he saying we when all he does it play wow
No.2669959
esl retard
*pets my belly cat*
No.2669961
i love trannies
No.2669962
i dont like the youtube update
No.2669964
>>2669963this is a cry for help
No.2669965
no its not. this is a cry for help
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
No.2669967
asmongold phoner is such a garbage person
No.2669968
>>2669966lookin good gleep!
No.2669969
not specifically i mean in general
No.2669970
i think dad overheard me mumbling about how he smacks his lips like a nigger while he eats
No.2669972
why are you mumbling about your dads lips fucking psycho
No.2669974
dad puts his salad in a round bowl instead of a square bowl because hes a fucking idiot and ends up making all this noise stabbing at the shit in the bowl
No.2669976
square bowls…
No.2669977
yugifriend what if we simmed a draft of old mtg sets online and then played them in xmage
No.2669978
should i have square bowls?
No.2669979
this nigga eating out of boxes XD
No.2669980
we boxed up fr
No.2669981
YOU DONT GET IT YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGERBOY THE ROUND BOWL IS FOR SOUPS YOU USE A SQUARE BOWL FOR SOLID FOODS LIKE SALADS SO YOU CAN PIN THE FOOD IN THE CORNER
No.2669983
i put the round bowl to my lips and shovel the salad upwards against the curved bottom and into my mouth though
No.2669985
just use chopsticks and the bowl shape doesnt matter silly white piggy
No.2669986
i saw the craziest youtube short about chopsticks man
No.2669987
eating food with sticks is crazy as hell
No.2669988
spoons are topologically a stick
No.2669989
🤓
No.2669990
we should get into table top sim gaming
No.2669991
think ill stick with my todd games
No.2669992
my bowls triangular for extra sharp corners
No.2669993
nervous
No.2669994
i have so many stds
No.2669995
you better not
No.2669996
>>2669955this is crazy fam
No.2669998
Scryfall is currently offline for maintenance.
Scryfall is currently offline for maintenance.
Scryfall is currently offline for maintenance.
Scryfall is currently offline for maintenance.
Scryfall is currently offline for maintenance.
Scryfall is currently offline for maintenance.
Scryfall is currently offline for maintenance.
Scryfall is currently offline for maintenance.
Scryfall is currently offline for maintenance.
Scryfall is currently offline for maintenance.
Scryfall is currently offline for maintenance.
No.2670000
what the hell is scryfall bro
No.2670001
>>2669997i only seen umineko to be honest with u
No.2670002
are we not watching mnf? there's been a crazy amount of interceptions so far including an interception that lead to a fumble into another fumble lol
No.2670004
ive been watching fuentes/piers morgan clips all afternoon
No.2670008
>>2670005ugh im so sorry for her
No.2670009
>>2670006holy fuck this is huge monsters incbros
No.2670010
>>2670001cmon man least watch made in abyss and code geass and sailor moon
No.2670014
>>2669997the chinese are contacting anime vas for their gambling simulator? these guys really wish they were japanese
No.2670015
put a shirt on nigga
No.2670016
>>2670005i bet she has an onlyfans
No.2670018
grandma is sending me aigenned memes on the 'book
No.2670019
>>2669991post toddgame hours
No.2670020
AYO AYO
SAY IT WITH ME NOW
>>26700182 SIX SEVEN AY
2 SIX SEVEN AY
No.2670021
>>2670018send her some nick clips
No.2670022
>>2670018what's grandma getting for xmas?
No.2670023
the 2676767 get will be biblical
No.2670024
it doesn't have to be…
No.2670029
i call people fam
No.2670030
i have a needle in my butt
No.2670032
>>2670031yooo im bumpin this frfr
No.2670034
https://x.com/i/status/1998141069171831211oh no no no no
zii brother are you seeing this?
No.2670036
worst part of my grandparents dying definitely has to be not getting that extra christmas and birthday money
No.2670038
i miss her hugs and her telling me im handsome…
No.2670039
i gotta do laundry man i aint got no knickers
No.2670040
you guys had such nice normal families
No.2670041
idk if it's better than hippo hungry hippo
No.2670044
>>2670042I DIG ASIAN CHICKS………… FOR REAL
No.2670045
a warm hug isnt buying me a steam machine man!
No.2670046
how much are the steam machines
No.2670047
little pump rich and he finna get richer
No.2670048
and thats cuz jesus christ is my nigger
No.2670050
windows forced me to update after pausing updates for 7 days for like 2 months
No.2670051
>>2670050youre cooked bro
No.2670052
tadaima~
No.2670053
>>2670042someone needs to teach this nip the cut in half and eat with a spoon trick for kiwis
No.2670054
look at that speedy nigger run
No.2670055
holy fuck papa johns any topping pizza for only 10 bucks!
No.2670060
i want to be pooed on then drowned
No.2670061
>>2670060tab back in jalen
No.2670063
didnt eat yesterday and had a fat moment. ate a baked potato, 2 bowls of chile w/rice, some cheese and milk
tummy hurts from being full
No.2670065
ive been doing that one giant meal a day thing and the bloating just never gets better
No.2670066
just give up and eat whatever you want man its over for you anyway
No.2670067
>>2670055holy fuck now we are talking
piece of shit dominos goy was shilling $13 three topping pizzas. hopefully this lasts till tomorrow i already ate
No.2670072
>>2670066i can only get by off physical labor despite having a college degree, gotta stay able to move to eat
No.2670075
new tinny video but its the same old shit so im not linking it
No.2670076
my favorite new pol meme is 'she voted for it'
No.2670077
>>2670073my body looks like this
No.2670078
who voted for what
No.2670082
eslnigger at it again with the burdensome posts like clockwork
No.2670083
my forward head posture is real bad
No.2670084
>>2670079its not very difficult to look like that
No.2670086
cat baby curled up between my hands while typing
No.2670087
>>2670084what if your starting point is 400lbs
No.2670088
>>2670083built like a periscope fr
No.2670090
>>2670087you've done permanent damage to your rib cage and your muscles will atrophy and you'll have loose skin that can't be removed without surgery and it's over i'm sorry
No.2670091
wont atrophy*
No.2670092
i think im a hots guy now
No.2670094
hoo boy game tying field goal coming up
No.2670095
>>2670093gay face is actually real holy shit he looks like fuentes
No.2670096
nah theres gotta be some kind of tech where you get your skin really wet or something and then blow dry it on high heat to make it shrink
No.2670098
i dont think youll get loose skin if you lose the weight very slowly. like years
my nigga
No.2670099
45 year old twinkmode is in that guys future
No.2670100
theres a market for that
No.2670102
>>2670098not an expert on this subject but i think even if you're slow you have way too much skin
No.2670103
wish i could stop chewing my finger nails…
No.2670105
>>2670103same bro im embarrassed of my nails
No.2670106
cats swarmed the keyboard had to move my fat ass to the couch so they can belly nap
No.2670107
judo throw those little shits
No.2670108
bro is pussy whipped
No.2670109
if only i was an ancient rome noble and had slave girls to feed me grapes while i lounged with cats on my belly
No.2670111
wonder what its like to kick the fuck out of a football
No.2670112
what a kick
No.2670114
hooo boy theyre goin for it on 4th down
No.2670115
OH NO NO NO NO DUMBER NIGGER JUMPED OFFSIDES
No.2670116
here come dem refs
No.2670118
i have crabs
No.2670119
LMFAO
No.2670120
>niggles
OH NONO NONO NONONO
No.2670121
OH NO NO NO
No.2670122
remember that dude that door dashed and got mad some one said they stopped tipping because it doesnt change delivery speed
No.2670125
sully picked it again
No.2670133
we need to start hang drying our laundry
No.2670134
i already do that for some stuff
No.2670135
foids be getting deep covid, depression, gluten allergy, ptsd from almost rapes
No.2670136
>>2670128cant believe sully did hurts like that
No.2670137
lol you dont look like a woman gaycel. put down the autogynephilia
No.2670138
the nick the spic interview was pretty funny
No.2670139
it was a snoozefest
No.2670140
i look like a beautiful woman (male)
No.2670142
too bad i cant watch the nick interview until the tik tok kids make remixes of it with funny music and cs go 2 memes
No.2670144
>>2670142you are a problem
No.2670146
>>2670145damn this fuckin sucks!
No.2670148
>>2670147literally everyone likes me
No.2670150
name 5 people who like you.
No.2670151
wish i was an androgynous boy with they/them pronouns being protected by another cute androgynous thing
No.2670152
first of all dont hit me with a period at the end of your post like youre all serious
No.2670153
>>2670151we can make it work
No.2670154
pronouns are gaycel/incelibate
No.2670155
almost finished writing my first novel
No.2670156
gubbamint:
>*burns alive 120 civilians, 40 of which were children*
public:
:[
gubbamint:
>don't worry they were uhhhmmm… commies? uuuuhhhmmm… nazis? uhhhhmmmm pedos, they were pedos! the children were also pedos
public:
:)
No.2670157
me:
i want to fuck rouge the bat
No.2670159
got pilled a month back bonnie blue lies about her age and is actually in her late 30s pretending to be 25
No.2670160
i don't know whom've that is
No.2670161
name 5 people who like you?
No.2670162
Every time I think about expressing an opinion or making a joke, I think of an elderly Jewish man. I think, “What would an elderly Jew think of this? How would a Jew feel?” And then I say or do what the Jewish person in my head would want me to do. Because I’m a good person.
No.2670163
name 5 people who like gooks
No.2670164
i cant name 5 people
No.2670165
think age lying is back on the rise women doing it on dating apps too
No.2670169
safe horny garbage like feet and muscles. i like conventially attractive women, ass, and tits, bitch
No.2670170
is bonnie blue the supreme whore that fucked 1000 guys in a day
No.2670171
yea
No.2670173
youre telling me i gotta sit here for an hour waiting before i can start feeling good
*wheeze*
No.2670175
wish i was eating a big burrito
No.2670176
hope im able to sleep tonight
the last 2 nights have been complete disasters
No.2670177
youll probably never sleep again
No.2670179
>>2670176*slides you the sleeping potion*
No.2670183
>>2670180whats wrong with this cat
No.2670184
holy fuck i cant stop pissing
No.2670189
crazy how bwappa otters are dominating pro mtg
No.2670191
she can eat whatever bits fall out as i take bites
No.2670193
theres no way stayc j is 21 years old she could basically be my wife
No.2670194
>>2670192this bitch looks like a plastic doll bro
No.2670195
>>2670194we love em like that here
No.2670196
holy shit youtube has lines showing comment chains for all the subhuman nigger animals that aren't Human so they can follow along like they're people
No.2670199
guak tuah
No.2670200
wtf “pro” magic players are allowed “take backs” in the rules?
lol
No.2670201
hangers on coat hooks is even crazier than belts and suspenders
No.2670203
oh no!
anyway
No.2670204
>>2670202yea the world championship just happened and apparently the guy that won it all made a play that would have made him lose in the quarterfinals or something but then asked for a take back and won
No.2670206
im mad gay
No.2670207
if only i had a wider jaw
No.2670208
>>2670207cmon man you just got your new nose
No.2670211
>>2670210it really be like that
No.2670212
i was today years old when i learned new years and christmas are on the same day of the week
No.2670214
>>2670213what in the fuck is that outlet on the left
No.2670217
that is an inconsequential amount of dust
No.2670218
>>2670212wtf someone fact check this
No.2670220
i havnet dusted my pc in 2 years its caked full of that shit
No.2670221
we should go to a hat store and try on different kinds of hats
No.2670222
we are not balding yet so we should delay the hat wearing cope as long as possible actually
No.2670223
>>2670220dusting takes no time and effort
No.2670225
>>2670223i have to unplug everything
carry it out into the garage
blast it with the compressed air
bring it back inside
plug everything back in
no effort right niggerboy
No.2670226
dont call me niggerboy
No.2670228
flavored dip tastes so good but holy shit whatever they use to flavor it is poison. the inside of my cheek feels now after 3 cans of skoal straight in one week as it does after chewing wintergreen for one night
No.2670229
im getting to that point where all the years are kind of blending together im remembering stuff from 2024 thinking it happened this year
No.2670230
now let me introduce you to 3 shots of skol
No.2670231
it's actually amazing how you're still motivated to get drunk as hell even when hangovers are ten times worse once you hit 33
No.2670233
>>2670231*slides you the napping until 3 in the afternoon strategy*
No.2670234
🤏🤏🤏 lilbro still gets hangovers 💀💀💀
No.2670235
why does that asuka cartoon bitch have a southern accent
No.2670236
maybe my liver isn't working properly
No.2670237
>>2670235it was the dubs way of trying to convey that she had a regional accent
country osaka is cute in its own way
No.2670238
your mom has a regional accent
No.2670239
someone fill me in what 🤏🤏🤏 means i see gooks do it all the time now
i think its like "oh shes serving slay queen" or something but thats all i could figure out from the contexts
No.2670240
small dick energy
No.2670241
well thats if you just hold the fingers in place
they do lil claps with the two fingers or whatever
No.2670242
theyre laughting at you
No.2670243
>>2670237i saw a thing about how a lot of 90's anime dubs were recorded in north carolina with local people. texas was another place that had a studio making dubs
No.2670244
japan and dixie share a strong band
No.2670245
just did a basic algebra problem
No.2670246
algebruh
No.2670247
north carolina had
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coastal_Studiostexas has sentai filmworks and funimation/crunchyroll
No.2670252
one last exam and it's break time…..
No.2670253
youre so cooked
its over
No.2670254
lilbro is taking exams 🤣🤣🤣
are we in high school?
No.2670255
that one guy who hates collegebros
whats his deal
No.2670258
i have to go to the buccs game in 2 days but i dont own any buccs gear -__-
No.2670259
>>2670255hes bitter that we're 10 years younger than him and in our primes
No.2670260
>35
>prime
No.2670261
>>2670258youre so cooked
its over
No.2670262
>>2670259on the lowkes that's crazy
No.2670263
37
bald and easily confused
huge wow mansion
usda prime
No.2670266
op sounds like shit ngl
No.2670267
the prof is late for the exam >_>
No.2670269
why hast toot forsaken us
No.2670270
>>26702672 6 7 ay 2 6 7 ay
No.2670271
i thought paul dano was fine in there will be blood
obv daniel day lewis is an insane actor and nobody can match his performance but paul did an ok job as good as anyone could do it really
No.2670272
i dont understand why paul danos character even exists he just kind of serves to get bullied and beat up on it makes me sad actually
No.2670273
shittin hard or hardly shittin am i right*plarps*
No.2670275
:(
No.2670276
>low elo chess male player
:|
>low elo chess female player
:)))))) 100k followers
No.2670277
cry more incel bitch!
No.2670283
>tfw you will be cut off from the vine and thrown in the fire because you couldnt bear any good fruit
No.2670284
sounds rough wanna talk about it
No.2670285
not really but ty
No.2670286
last 5
No.2670287
baited this exact post
No.2670288
i want a bf
No.2670289
>chainsaw man the poopie
No.2670290
hmmmm should i move to st louis or new haven
No.2670291
alright i got a hundred on my second try
No.2670292
im scarfed up
No.2670294
>>2670290we are moving to korea man
No.2670295
can i live as a pet with you once you got your place in big k
No.2670296
idk ill have to ask my kgf2026
No.2670298
thats fair
No.2670299
im going to japan next year how about i stop off in korea and pick up a kbf
No.2670300
so apparently my second fav streamer (canadian gook) has been talking mad shit about everyone she ever worked with including her oilers and mods behind their backs and is a massive two faced bitch, so now she got exposed and became an asmr streamer instead lol
No.2670301
ugh coins are pumping 6 days before my paycheck
i'm so unlucky
No.2670302
>>2670301yoo i made 70 cents
No.2670303
yoooo
No.2670304
nvidia sells five gpus to china and the stock market goes up by a trillion dollars you love to see it
No.2670305
coins are so unc coded
tcg cards are the true financial future
No.2670306
t. lil bro with no cards
No.2670307
lowkirkenuinely i couldnt care less about cards
No.2670308
imagine being over 30 and investing in cards
No.2670310
lil bro build ahh deck
No.2670312
no way lil bro plays dimir lol
No.2670313
>>2670309l000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000l
No.2670314
Dimir refers primarily to the Dimir guild in Magic: The Gathering, representing the black and blue color combination, known for secrets, espionage, card manipulation (draw, discard, mill), and control via evasion and counterspells, often associated with rogues and ninjas, though it can also refer to the name's meaning in Slavic/Turkish cultures or specific deck archetypes like Dimir Midrange in games.
thats so gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
No.2670315
imagine being over 30 and bitching about peoples hobbies
No.2670316
good thing im 25
No.2670317
then you need to lower your tone kid
No.2670318
go back to your gay little card game unc
No.2670319
imagine larping as if dimir is shit just because you have to own some guy online as if it isnt known dimir is the coolest color combo lol
No.2670320
actually orzhov is
No.2670321
>orzhov
😂😂😂
No.2670323
orzhov has that hooker whore bitch tesya so i guess i cant fault you
No.2670324
cards are for playing, not collecting
menchildrens i swear
No.2670325
imma keep it a buck fiddy i dont know jack about mtg i just like to post inflammatory remarks based off the context
No.2670326
same
No.2670327
>>2670323they have hot angels and hot vampires thats all im about
No.2670328
its a shame how many good looking men are stuck with fat wives
No.2670329
are there non fat wives in america
No.2670330
its because all women are lesbians now
No.2670331
bfs are too hard to get we're pivoting to getting gfs
No.2670332
but i dont want a gf
No.2670333
word we want a kgf
No.2670334
one kgf to bind them all
No.2670335
oops teh fridge was cracked open all night because the pizza box got stuck on the side of the fridge…
No.2670337
would rather a kbbf
No.2670338
friendly reminder that jsb’s air in g string has no relation to the english word air
No.2670339
actually izzet is the coolest color combo
its got the strategical intellect of blue but also the exciting bursts of power of red
No.2670340
no way jsb was wearing a g string what a divaaa
No.2670342
cant believe how few magic cards that asshole retard horrible poster has
what a fucking peasant
No.2670343
what's the cr. mk xx hadouken of mtg
No.2670344
playing a forest xx llanowar elves
No.2670345
hoo boy just formed another cringe memory that will serve to haunt me for all my days at random moments when im pulling something out of the fridge and suddenly go "ah- ahhhh AHHhHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH!!!!" and then go back to normal again and all my relatives (its thanksgiving) think im a crazy schizo
No.2670346
>>2670342i have like 130 or something those are just the ones i have with the retro card frame
No.2670347
its crazy that theres the same amount of 2 color combos as 3 color combos
No.2670349
>>2670347that is pretty crazy
No.2670350
ludwig van…
ludwig hold me close to your chest
No.2670351
let me hear the symphony of your heart
ludwig
No.2670353
>>2670336is this where we are moving in together?
No.2670354
>>2670348thought those were gondolas
No.2670356
organic seeds maybe but not that gmo shit you got
No.2670357
i place weedseed face down and end my turn
No.2670358
i plow gayweed face down
No.2670359
😳
No.2670360
>>2670336ill live in that tiny slanty attic room and suck your dick daily
No.2670362
nazis were tame compared to burgermutts
No.2670363
we should plow gayweed more
No.2670364
bro put his hands up and then he firedd
No.2670365
he even dropped the knife what the hell
No.2670372
>>2670371this is the most embarrassing thing in the world
nick is such a dumb spic kid and its a real shame some crazy leftist is going to blow his brains out because he thought it would be funny to say this stuff
No.2670373
astroturf
No.2670375
>>2670353i probably wont buy that one bc it would be a huge amount of money to spend but it would be cool as heck to live in a house from 1600s
No.2670376
I think Metokur has been completely vindicated when he said back in 2022 that Nick's "I'm the young zoomer" schtick would wear off entirely once he started visibly aging, and now he's just this wrinkly, pasty, dysgenic ghoul with an incredibly creepy grin who is immediately repellant to any socially well-adjusted human being with friends and/or a job.
No.2670377
>>2670376good point unc he do be wrinkly and aged frfr 😂😂😂😂
No.2670379
>>2670378ah fuck i didnt see asmon in the thumb so i clicked this shit fuck fuck fuck
No.2670380
its a good clip though
No.2670381
>>2670379i almost didnt see asmon in the thumb and skipped but ty bro im in that shit now
No.2670382
>>2669795aint no way someone is this retarded here
germ filled grates?
bro its a fucking oven it has ZERO germs in it from getting so hot
No.2670383
>>2670356do you even know what those terms mean and how something can be classified organic and still be treated with cancer causing herbicides and pesticides
No.2670384
wish the thread strand warner was still here…… he could warn us….
No.2670385
>>2670382no hes right actually
No.2670386
someone call him