No.2663171
do fifty squats RIGHT NOW
No.2663172
i want to watch a documentary of beerboy dating in korea or korean women being sent to his mansion
No.2663174
>>2663171i hurt my ankle sitting at my computer all day i dont think i can do that
No.2663176
>>2663155chill bro i haven't even spoken to any yet…
No.2663177
there were some girls in my runescape clan but they were literally 60 year old grandmas lol
No.2663178
cant believe we have a entj here
No.2663179
i run this shit
No.2663180
think i might have to put off laundry again very busy schedule dont think i can squeeze it in
No.2663182
moms gettin mad at me for not givin any christmas gift ideas but theres nothin to get
what am i gonna ask for a wow sub and 100 packs of hearthstone or somethin
No.2663184
>>2663183i dont play new games they all stink
No.2663185
>>2663182i mean… a wow game card would be cool
No.2663187
or a steam gift card
No.2663189
>>2663182mom got me a few boxes of my favorite cereal for my birthday and it was a good gift
No.2663190
>>2663182ask for prepaid visa cards and give them all to dsp
No.2663192
>>2663179im supposed to let you woo me…
No.2663193
>>2663182flights to korea and a couple bucks for a rubdown
No.2663197
>>2663182ask her for money!
No.2663198
>>2663195we hop on hearthstone and crack some packs on monitor 1 and watch football on monitor 2!!!!
No.2663199
just made a poo that smells like burger king
No.2663200
paying for hearthstone is completely fucked
No.2663201
savor it brother
No.2663203
football play it like im harry kane
No.2663204
oh no its fucking christmas soon fuckfuckfuck
No.2663205
pay for a wow sub or pay for tinder platinum hmmmmmm
No.2663207
>>2663010actually i played for 3hr once they showed up eat my cock
No.2663208
im tinderboosted 24/7
No.2663210
yo overwatch poster are you getting these twitch drops
No.2663211
kindr
No.2663212
asia doesnt care about 6' they care about 180cm which is barely over 5'9
No.2663213
if youre not 200cm yngmi
No.2663214
josh allen fuckin sux now
No.2663215
*slips into my 2" getas*
No.2663216
i'm prolly the shortest poster in the comm
No.2663217
>>2663209thats gonna matter for some % of women but not as many as you think man stop trying to sabotage yourself with tinnys thinking
No.2663219
on the first day of kirkmas my true love gave to me
that's my new meme the days of kirkmas you will see it flood the internet soon
No.2663220
>>2663210no apparently you need to sub to get the drops unless that changed
No.2663221
im such a dirty little freak
No.2663223
>>2663220you get a bunch of random shit for watching (mostly garbage but lootbox and an epic lootbox are in there, i just put the stream at 160p 1% volume in the background)
there are separate things you get for gifting a sub or something
No.2663226
oh is it because its doing 5.9 not feet and inches
that is truly liscious
No.2663229
damn commander was awesome cant wait for even more mtg thursday and then friday and then sunday again! (also i need more money to upgrade my deck….. clearly)
No.2663230
what a stupid piece of shit google is fuck you bitch google
No.2663231
>>2663228this is how i act and look and feel
No.2663232
all my homies hate google
No.2663233
>>2663231the cat or gook
are you by any chance a hot gook….
No.2663234
crazy how josh allen was the best football player last year and then he got a jewish wife and suddenly he stinks
No.2663235
we could have gone our whole lives telling people we are 182cm but now we know thats a lie…
No.2663236
internet people discuss height too much its really not a big deal
i work with a guy thats like 5'5 maybe even shorter and he has a perfectly normal 7/10 wife
No.2663237
by hook or by gook
gook and ladder play
No.2663238
eating a yummy pork bun
No.2663241
my laziness is reaching dangerous levels i have put off microwaving dinner for an hour
No.2663243
>>2663236he is a millionaire
No.2663244
we need to move somewhere where the average male height is 6ft+
netherlands or latvia or lithuania
No.2663245
>>2663182YOU'RE 35 YEARS OLD WITH GREY HAIR MAN SHE'S ASKING YOU FOR IDEAS ON WHAT TO GET OTHER PEOPLE
No.2663246
lets say i am a millionaire how do i pull a woman
just driving a good car or what whats the ticket
No.2663249
>>2663243he drives a delivery truck and never went to college and his main hobby is playing/painting warhammer
No.2663250
ain't no way you bought a 5080 to play hl2 man
No.2663251
they made a holy light 2? where the fuck do i train that man!
No.2663253
i have too much emotional damage to get a gf v_v
No.2663254
we don't go to ravenholm…
No.2663255
me too man me too *spams the refresh button on the delivery tracker for my shoe lifts and just for men hair dye*
No.2663256
me too man me too *spams the refresh button on toontime.space until the rush hour 2 stream starts*
No.2663257
fat
bald
ugly
stupid and getting stupider
no hobbies
bald
bored/boring
No.2663258
>>2663254remember that one time we did though
No.2663260
ravenholm? you mean deepholm? we went there in cataclysm niggerboy!
No.2663262
stop calling me niggerboy
No.2663264
did you guys watch superbad yet
No.2663265
superbad(2007)? that movie is funny as hell, toon should stream it
No.2663266
the bad man got smacked by a huge penetrator
No.2663268
Megalopolis fuckers
No.2663269
whales are so cool
No.2663270
justin jefferson has 1 catch for -4 yards
No.2663271
ahab taught me everything i need to know about whales
No.2663272
>>2663269>>2663271the whale? like that brendan fraser movie?
No.2663273
ahab? the guy from mgs v?
No.2663275
assigned human at birth
No.2663276
the whale? the item suffix in classic wow that grants an item stamina and spirit?
No.2663277
id like to hug a whale sometime wish we didnt kill almost all of them
No.2663278
that whale oil was essential for american industry pal
No.2663279
ok hi
so my name is boxxxy
No.2663281
>>2663277heard some rumors theyre on the comeback trail
now that we dont kill them
No.2663283
>>2663281they wont survive the chinese
No.2663284
>>2663282this is just like wizards101
No.2663286
>>2663282hol up i can live in azeroth?
No.2663287
>>2663285oh hell yeah ive never gotten culvers fish before, give us a review
No.2663289
>>2663285you dont need two orders of curds…
No.2663290
they call me the curdfuck
No.2663291
>>2663285bro you're gonna get so fat
No.2663293
just get a large man
No.2663295
>>2663285why two mediums instead of two large
No.2663296
what am i supposed to do now that im home and not playing mtg
No.2663298
its the big day in 4 days im really doing it this time i have it all planned out
No.2663299
>>2663298youre finally subbing to wow?
No.2663300
>>2663296*slides you civilization iv*
No.2663301
HOLY FUCK ITS DECEMBER TOMORROW DO YOU SEE THAT SHIT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2663302
>>2663301*stabs you in the chest 40 times*
No.2663303
im playing monsters are coming rock & road. its ok but its no ball x pit if you know what i mean
No.2663304
umm ackshually its november 30th
No.2663305
i just want to know why he didnt get two larges
No.2663306
im sitting here curdless
No.2663308
my black ass is hopping on hearthstone with YouTube vids of black nerds talking about yugioh on the 2nd mon
No.2663310
7 hours until i transition from ball x pit to beer x drink
No.2663312
>>2663311aw hell naw grok
No.2663313
do any of you guys have nano banana pro
i heard its really good but is there any bullshit you have to do or does it cost money
No.2663314
time to retire aaron rodgers
No.2663315
i ahve bananas but theyre normal sized
No.2663317
>>2663219live long and prosper lol
No.2663318
i have nano banan pro. its not good theres a lot of bullshit it costs a lot of money
No.2663319
>>2663316lookat his freaky ear hole
No.2663327
A new study shows tattoo ink drains into the lymphatic system and accumulates in lymph nodes, diminishing the effects of immune cells. This accumulation of ink pigment triggers both local and systemic inflammation that persists for months.
No.2663329
damn this amazon haul thing is crazy the same body wash i get on amazon normally is 8 bucks but on haul its $3
No.2663330
i'm sick of the new studies. we need to return to older comfier studies
No.2663332
lofi beats girl…
No.2663334
i just fall asleep when i play video games now
No.2663335
bros im hungry
No.2663338
just because its a good deal doesnt mean we should be buying womens athletic wear
No.2663340
watching an outdoor boys vid and im so glad i live a basement in the 21st century and do not have to live outside and find food every day
No.2663341
hunting buffalo on horseback seemed pretty fun
No.2663343
ive never ridden a horse id probably herniate a disc or something
No.2663346
this sundays football is the worst of the year so far
No.2663348
i finally bought elden ring (it was on sale)
No.2663349
its a great game
No.2663351
need to get plastic surgery on my nose, that leg lengthening surgery, a bbl, and win the lottery (not necessarily in that order) before we can think about dating. it is what it is…
>>2663327when i sell my 'sma they ask me if i had a tattoo recently or one touched up.
No.2663352
fort, night
No.2663353
wish they woulda just made another elden ring dlc instead of nightreign
No.2663354
>>2663351i got 1/3 i'm on the path to success
No.2663356
bros get on yu-gi-oh maze td on wc3
No.2663357
trying to turn some gloves inside out to wash them and am getting totally owned
No.2663359
im a stinky boy and i need to be clean
No.2663361
>>2663360*rolls you the dumbbells*
No.2663363
im a graffiti artist
No.2663364
clean
clean
No.2663365
clean
clean
clean
No.2663367
white boy caked up 👀
No.2663369
I LOVE SETTING THINGS ON FIRE
No.2663370
clean
clean
No.2663371
clean
clean
clean
clean
No.2663372
what are we cleaning
No.2663374
>>2663369stop burning dads paper towel man
No.2663375
clean
clean
No.2663376
clean
clean
clean
No.2663377
chat am i chopped
No.2663381
is it just me or is 4chan slow af
No.2663383
i just found out about that little bit of russia between poland and lithuania
No.2663384
you mean königsberg
No.2663385
i give kianna dior busty cum slut 11 ⭐⭐⭐ stars out of ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
scenes 3, 5, 6, and 8 are the standouts
No.2663389
>>2663387lets go brandenburg
No.2663391
i just found out about an adorable family in yakutsk with 28 kids
No.2663394
are we gonna bring back art nouveau
No.2663397
well, maybe we should
No.2663398
what can we do man
No.2663399
can they surgically give you that :3 smile
No.2663400
kinda. there have been a few mentally ill body mod plastic surgeryfreaks that turned themselves into cats
No.2663401
gotta question the ethics of any surgeon willing to perform the felinification procedure
No.2663403
oh wow gross
No.2663404
would you rather have the ability to declare martial law or grant citizenship
No.2663405
id rather be able to revoke peoples citizenship than grant it
No.2663406
we really have a guy that spend $2000 on a gtx 5080 to play wow in a bigger window
No.2663407
you could grant people you dont like swiss or norway citizenship to get them all to move
No.2663408
i wish i didnt have bones
No.2663410
hm yeah im not watching that
No.2663411
>>2663399they have a surgery to upturn the corners of your mouth so you dont look so frowny all the time
No.2663412
watch it PLEASE
No.2663413
*to the tune of guns and roses - sweet child o mine*
ohhhh this big belly of mine
No.2663415
do not redeem
No.2663416
i dont want to go through the two clothing chairs to figure out what needs cleaning………
No.2663417
clothing chairs she says
No.2663418
>blow dix
oh no noono
No.2663419
ooh look at me im too good to use the floor
im such a fancy little lord fauntleroy with my clothing chair ooh ooh
No.2663420
should we go to the ryokan that doesnt have electricity
No.2663421
whimsy hours i seethe and gnash my teeth
No.2663422
wailing and gnashing teeth is pretty whimsical
No.2663423
listenin to some eliott smith
No.2663425
>>>2663424
xrp is ripple?
No.2663426
https://kick.com/skyashleythats it im taking my white ass to south america
No.2663428
gonna get my body mind and money right this is the year
No.2663430
how can you not like whimsy!
No.2663431
>>2663428you will be broke and demotivated by april pussy
No.2663433
heard this is the last year before the next big economic collapse so i hope not
No.2663435
2026 we're glowing up hard
2025 ps was the warm up
No.2663436
>>2663432hes not cool enough to wear that shirt
No.2663438
>>2663434dang hes flying 135mph
No.2663439
i could pull off that cloud shirt EASY
No.2663440
why doesnt america have an autobahn it doesnt seem right
No.2663441
i need to play more magic
No.2663442
we neckpilled can pull of anything
No.2663443
oh shit lights off crashed into a fence
No.2663448
there will be no footmogging at the mansion
No.2663450
got $25 worth of magic cards in my cart…
No.2663452
it used to be a man could go his whole life without ever pushing around a shopping cart
No.2663453
i wanna own a gun because guns are cool but i dont wanna go hunting and dont want it in my house cause im mentally ill and might kms
No.2663454
thats not like a "wah comfort me" mentally ill im not dep
No.2663455
just wish i didnt get groomed by the gun industry into thinking guns are cool
No.2663457
having a gun with you opens up the coerce option in all your interactions and that can mess with some peoples heads
No.2663460
>>2663458heartwarming
especially with the hans zimmer in the background
No.2663461
ill give you my dirty little freakrets
No.2663462
its weird that men arent publicly naked more often there arent really any downsides unless you have an embarrassingly small pip or something and even then its like so what deal with it
No.2663463
im thinking about going and getting beer even though i already have beer
you feel me
No.2663464
guns are cool
No.2663465
you get dirty and cold and being barefoot sucks and if you sit down naked its like what am i even doing with my life man
No.2663467
umm so part of my scalp opened and i need to talk to my surgeon
No.2663468
balconies were built to be stood on naked in our collective unconscious or maybe pure ideology
No.2663469
>>2663462bro im super hairy and no one wants to see that
>>2663464huge +1
No.2663470
hate when i eat too fast then the bloatmonster attacks me and it makes it hard to breathe
No.2663471
im fat and retarded?
No.2663472
*to the tune of kid rock - bawitdaba*
MY NAME IS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
BIG BELLY
No.2663473
>>2663467how do you prevent crazy scarring when you do ps my face is still marked up from when i fell on it
No.2663474
>>2663473the scar will be there pretty much forever but it fades a lot and you can use silicone scar gel/strips on it or even get laser to help it fade more
No.2663475
>>2663473also you need to be careful about hurting your beautiful face man
No.2663477
i spent more than that guy lol
No.2663478
we are old men now its okay to let go of boyish beautiful faces and become rugged and lived in
No.2663479
im still a baby
No.2663480
forever young
No.2663481
how the hell did sam darnold score 3 fantasy points in a 26-0 win
No.2663482
brappin
No.2663483
ey you brap esse??
No.2663486
>>2663477how do you make sure that u find someone who is going to do it right and not make u look like a freak
No.2663488
someone hit dsp with a 3 hundo bomb!
No.2663489
>>2663488yooooooooooooooo
No.2663490
>>2663486dr kim comes highly recommended
No.2663492
am what kind of guns do you have
No.2663493
cant believe psbro went and did it thats so big for him
No.2663494
>>2663487many apologies for the skip
No.2663495
i have 35k but im not confident that doctors can actually make me more attractive
No.2663496
do we believe the psbro arc
is this not a work of fiction and falsehood
No.2663497
you dont need plastic surgery man you need to lose weight fix your skin get a haircut learn to dress brush your teeth take a shower use deodorant
No.2663498
or hop on wow
No.2663499
I CANT WAIT UNTIL THURSDAY TO PLAY MAGIC MAN AND I JUST LEARNED MTGA IS RIGGED
No.2663500
i should hop on wow?
No.2663502
i could do all that shit
or
i could hop on the escooter go grab a case of beer and the game all night long because i dont have a FUCKIN JOB!!!!!!!
No.2663503
>>2663496all i'm saying is there's many trusted members of the comm that can corroborate my story
No.2663504
instead of learning to dress i will simply escalate the absurdity of my oufits conceptually
No.2663505
it was kinda bullshit that resident evils used to have ink ribbons to save
as an oversaver this fucked my shit up
No.2663507
>>2663501we need to become mogproof
No.2663508
>>2663492honestly not all that many; i do my best to keep my purchases to one a year at most.
tx22
lcp max
stribog sp9a3
16 inch AR-15
next gun will be either a bolt action (howa 1500) in 6.5 creedmore or a new pistol (probably a cz-p09)
No.2663509
>>2663508toot ban this psychotic gunnut hes gonna kill somebody
No.2663510
sa/da seems ideal for a carry gun
No.2663512
yeaaaa time to blo dix *throws a check down*
No.2663514
you dont need to carry a gun man
No.2663515
i carry my yugioh deck on me at all times so that im prepared for battle
No.2663516
thats what i wanted to do but with a blued jframe…
No.2663517
>>2663514america is a dangerous place so yeah i do.
>>2663515based. exodia deck?
>>2663516traditional hammer, bobbed hammer, shrouded hammer, or concealed hammer?
No.2663518
gooked hammer
No.2663519
concealed hammer is the lowkey cool guy choice
No.2663521
pretty crazy how the strongest possible yu-gi-oh! deck is 35 copies of pot of greed and the 5 pieces of exodia
No.2663522
but what if you dont go first and the other guy makes you discard a piece of exodia into your graveyard tho
No.2663523
then you concede and go next
No.2663526
dont want to put a hoodie on cause my armpits fuckin stink but im cold
No.2663527
you gottave been pretty upper middle class to be playing paintball games on xbox
No.2663528
i wanted to play paintball and ride dirt bikes but fuckhead didnt want to buy me anything cool as a kid
No.2663529
>>2663525theyre chain wiping on an easy boss cuz they lost world buffs
No.2663531
>>2663528he ruined your life
No.2663532
in japan
their kimono
have big pit slits
No.2663533
>>2663529omg thats so crazy haha
No.2663534
dude just get a striker-fired you don't want a hammer that can snag on shit just so you can larp the cool guy decocking it like in the movies
No.2663535
i dont remember how wcl works does 99% mean the boss had 1% life left or 99%
No.2663537
commanders bros i don't feel so good…
No.2663538
i think the cz has a decocker
No.2663539
if i got a gun id want some retarded multibarrel rifle shotgun monstrosity
No.2663540
found a $40 pauper deck ill buy in the future to get into pauper with
No.2663541
99% left
No.2663543
actually I take that back get one with a big hammer maybe it snags and gets caught the other guy will get you first and then we'll have one less avatar-poster AND one less vwhore spammer
No.2663544
>>2663539those are bougie af
No.2663545
>>2663527i had my own tippman 98 custom too, mad?
No.2663546
>>2663544this is a comm where people spend 35k on ps for their faces and post about brandy nightly we are bougie as fuck
No.2663547
>>2663546my brandy was $15
No.2663549
im over here spending $6 on a crock pot full of cabbage soup thatll last me an entire week and these rich niggas playing paintball games on xbox
No.2663551
>>2663545i got my pump action ccm phantom sitting beside me im trying to sell it for like $600
No.2663552
>>2663549what's in that soup man a 3 pound cabbage is like 2.25
No.2663554
>>2663545there was a kid in my class who was always talking about tipmans and would fiddle his fingers around like he was practicing shooting paintball so yeah im kind of mad
No.2663555
>>2663549least youve got a crock
No.2663556
>>2663554lol my friend did that finger thing too
No.2663557
(im not actually mad tho im happy you have something you enjoy like that)
No.2663558
(im extremely mad and going to punch my wall)
No.2663561
*taps the thread*
No.2663562
theres no way you are sonaring pixels…
No.2663563
we need to unlock sonar reading tech
No.2663564
>fartcus fartiota
No.2663565
football today was fuckin BOOTY CHEEKS
No.2663566
>>2663534striker fired guns are boring *but* if i did carry one it would be an echelon, which is a croatian pistol (HS product).
>>2663539shotguns don't have rifling…
>>2663543rude
No.2663567
like i just cant play video games anymore i just cant turn em on cant fire it up i dont want to
No.2663568
>>2663565i told you man i took one look at the lineup this morning and knew i wasnt gonna watch any of that shit
No.2663569
>>2663567you can just tell some non-wow player typed this post
No.2663570
>>2663567you finally grew up
No.2663573
maybe gabes vr2 will reignite our need to game
No.2663574
>>2663570-1
i definitely haven't grown up i just fried my brain
No.2663575
we gettin bougie up in this mug
No.2663576
💅
No.2663577
*zooms to 400% scaling*
what the fuck is that
No.2663581
jobs done
No.2663583
>>2663582if i had a girlfriend id rape her face just to hear what funny noises it makes
No.2663584
im at 260% scaling i think theres something with my eyes
No.2663585
buncos country… surely we cant choke this one away…
No.2663586
that was witty (retard)
No.2663587
i cant tell if japan is really that good or its just a whole country that wont break kayfabe
No.2663588
oh no no no the commanders kicker is jake moody the dude that got fire from the 49ers for sucking ass? lol
No.2663589
>>2663572I can't even begin to imagine trying to work 3 triggers under pressure
No.2663590
broncos bros i don't feel so good…
No.2663591
the country has over a thousand years of kayfabe practice
suicide stats don't lie
No.2663592
no clue what kayfabe is
No.2663593
>>2663592make believe like pro wrestling
No.2663594
isnt it like the first trigger is for the rifle and the other two are panic shotgun triggers for when you miss the first shot and the angry boar charges you
No.2663595
hooo boy we got some ot
No.2663596
i saw the outdoorboys guy using a rifle/shotgun combo and he said one was for shooting birds and the other was if there was a bear incident
No.2663597
at least thats my vague memory of it
No.2663598
birds and bears both seem like shotgun scenarios to me
No.2663599
>>2663572yooo thats like ashe's gun from ow2
No.2663601
birds and bears? yea the bears beat the eagles bro!
No.2663602
>>2663598i found the vid
the rifle is for wolves/coyotes the shotgun is for tiny shits, i misremembered about the bears
ive heard those alaskan bears dont give a fuck if you shoot them if they want you to die you die
No.2663603
>>2663598yeah but the birdshot that you got loaded in the shotgun isn't going to do anything against the bear.
No.2663604
how much stopping power do you need for those alaskan bears?
No.2663605
>>2663602oh the timestamp got lost but its 17:57
No.2663606
look at that speedy nigger run
No.2663607
i run into alaskan bears frequently
No.2663609
dont kill bears man
No.2663611
and if you get away from the charge it can still intercept you
No.2663612
charge?
intercept?
are we talking about warriors in wow?
No.2663613
once a warrior charge or intercepts you youre gonna get hamstrung bro
No.2663614
4th down….
No.2663615
HERE COME DEM REFS
No.2663616
i dont think a warrior can beat a bear in retail at least they have too much sustain
No.2663617
hol up here come dem refs
No.2663619
HOLY FUCK
No.2663620
DEM FUCKIN REFS
No.2663621
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
No.2663622
the refs giveth
the refs taketh
No.2663623
The main dataset is Tom Smith et al., “Efficacy of Firearms for Bear Deterrence in Alaska,” 269 firearm–bear incidents (mostly brown/grizzly) from 1883–2009.
Key points:
Overall, firearms stopped aggressive bear behavior (the bear broke off or was killed) in:
76% of cases with long guns
84% of cases with handguns
About 61% of incidents ended with the bear dead.
An earlier analysis by the same group (summarized in multiple places) gives:
Guns effective ~67% in stopping aggressive behavior
Bear spray effective ~92%
In that earlier gun dataset, it took on average about four hits to kill a charging grizzly.
ai slop i didnt deboonk
No.2663624
four hits to kill a charging grizzly with a gun you brought to kill a charging grizzly sounds no bueno
No.2663625
oh no no no!
No.2663626
we need to pack out autoshotties
No.2663627
we dem redskins!!
No.2663628
hoooooooooh boy it all comes down to this 2pt conversion…
No.2663629
oh no no no
No.2663630
OH NO NO NO NO NO
No.2663631
oh no no no nono no he threw right it into that niggers arms
No.2663632
i have a needle in my butt
No.2663633
will we ever know why
No.2663634
its finally december first!
the last month of 2025!
No.2663637
were taking t and hgh until we go beyond humanity
No.2663638
whats a good 180hz+ 1080p ips monitor, $100-150 is my price range
No.2663639
human eye cant see above 120hz
No.2663640
ask grok
No.2663642
your table is ready sir, tonight's menu will be cold green bean casserole and stuffing, served in its original tupperware, and paired with ten cans of our most expensive domestic beer, coors
No.2663643
>>2663642what about the turkey and mashed potatoes bro?
No.2663644
friday is day 1
saturday is day 2
sunday is day 3
thanksgiving leftovers are now on monday - day 4. which means they are unsafe to eat
No.2663645
theres no way coors is that expensive
No.2663646
>>2663644get a grip germfreak
No.2663647
i threw the thanksgiving leftovers in the trash right when i got home
turkey aint it
No.2663648
>>2663647*throws a beer bottle off your head*
No.2663649
>>2663641i would never play widow
No.2663650
i told you man i went to publix and returned the pies to get money for the wow sub
No.2663651
>>2663648*goes to the blue tent*
No.2663653
do girls like it when boys walk around giggling to themselfs all day
No.2663654
no they hate that
feminine trait
No.2663655
whatchu gigglin about boy
No.2663656
for dessert i've been authorized to comp you a mostly empty can of whipped cream, for being a preferred customer
No.2663657
just stuff
No.2663659
heard that buffalo are particularly stupid animals and the only reason they thrived on the great plains was because they had no natural predators
No.2663660
you no talk bad majestic buffalo paleskin
No.2663662
i just threw out a pound of ham even though it smelled fine, because the website said use or freeze within 5 days like a total mayo monkey.
it sat in the fridge for a week, i froze it, left it on the counter and in water in the sink all day to thaw it, then forgot about it for another week. probably was fine
No.2663663
>>2663638check with monitors unboxed on youtube.
No.2663664
>>2663662cant risk that shit man you did the right thing
No.2663665
what ever happened to americas sweetheart sandra bullock
No.2663666
the only bad thing about if eating it had killed me would be that i don't have life insurance. other than that good riddance
No.2663667
*gets food poisoning for $2 worth of food*
No.2663668
>>2663667do you wear a helmet in the shower too
No.2663669
it is pretty crazy that the millions and millions of buffalo that roamed america were almost entirely exterminated from the country in a span of basically 4 years just because someone found a way to profitability process the hides
No.2663670
having a buffalo hide coat would be kind of sick tho
No.2663671
lowkey i want to get a third monitor and do the vertical stacked monitor setup
No.2663672
i wouldnt mind a nice buffalo hide jacket tbh
No.2663673
>>2663661this guy has to have a 0.1" wiener
No.2663674
i only have one monitor man
No.2663675
we monitor
No.2663676
i dont need 3 monitors i just want it
No.2663678
*runs my fingers across my scalp, knocking out the last grey remaining hair*
i'm ready to settle down
No.2663679
*hammer curls*
i will never settle
No.2663680
hope you wagefucks enjoyed your 4 day weekend now its over :)
No.2663681
SHOT TO THE HEART
No.2663682
what the heck why doesnt anyone talk about pushing daisies as a good show at least ep1 is really good so far
No.2663683
i was adding secret questions to my bank account and it asked me my moms maiden name and i straight up dont know it
No.2663684
alexa maiden name
No.2663685
middle names are kind of weird like why do i even have one i never use it for anything
No.2663686
and if youre thomas edward patrick brady you get two middle names for being the goat
No.2663687
my middle name is goldfish
No.2663688
my middle name also starts with a g
No.2663690
sometimes you have two middle names and two first names
No.2663691
your middle name is a backup name in case you don't like yours
No.2663693
>>2663682that show was all the rage back in 2007
No.2663694
yeah why don't you just go back to 2007?
No.2663695
getting a real bloatfuck vibe rn and im not liking it
No.2663696
i would
i fucking would
No.2663697
lets do it! lets go back now!
No.2663698
imagine having the foreknowledge to warn everyone and prevent the subprime mortgage collapse
No.2663699
i would just get my bag and dip
No.2663700
only dumbfuck ameriblubbers fell for that scam man
No.2663701
my family got owned in the recession i dont want to go back
No.2663702
im still bored
No.2663703
imagine putting all your money in with michael burry and getting 5* ROI for 0 effort
imagine taking out every fraudulent loan and maxing every credit card and overleveraging in every way and STILL getting 5* ROI
No.2663704
hey bro we know your credit score is 480 and you make 30k a year but do you want this 250k house
No.2663705
>>2663703and now you're rich and the world is still a nigger shithole beyond hope
cool man cool. hey can you check if the inside of my rifle barrel is clean? *presses it into your eye socket*
No.2663706
no idea what credit score 480 means or if 30k is before or after taxes
No.2663707
if i got sent to 2008 id train summoning in runescape
No.2663710
>>2663705hey
I just want you to know that when you kill yourself it was entirely preventable
you could have saved yourself anytime
No.2663711
actually tin said that the rich guys get gfs
No.2663712
gfs who only want you for your money are scary
girls are scary
No.2663717
whos the most famous native american in history
No.2663718
chief wahoo
No.2663719
probably pocahontas sadly
No.2663720
>>2663715i liked this show and im excited for season 3
No.2663721
*to the tune of kc and the sunshine band - get down tonight*
drink a little beer
play a little wow
no job in sight
No.2663723
lol
No.2663724
>>2663722+1 that white boy can spit bars
No.2663726
IN IN IN
No.2663728
>>2663727in america thats not legally considered a gun
No.2663729
uhoh just realized i havent gone poo in two days
No.2663730
lol i've put all my games in the cart during black friday but i couldn't purchase because i had no money.
it was around $550 then and now it's $850.
i guess i'll have to wait for christmas and hope for the new discounts
No.2663731
thats normal
No.2663732
i dont think ive spent 850 on games in my life (excluding subs) wtf are you doing man
No.2663733
i love playing video games man
No.2663734
>>2663732he's the first person in his ancestry to get paid in currency instead of seeds and drinking water so he has the spending habits of a nigger
No.2663735
wonder who the first person in my ancestry was to get pain in currency instead of seeds and drinking water
No.2663738
when i shot a big revolver i was scared it was gonna recoil so much and kill me like that vid
No.2663740
>>2663737second from top: 4:19
top: 4:20
No.2663741
little secret for you champ
bigger guns are better
the bigger, heavier, and especially the longer the barrel the more mass is being absorbed by the gun and not your hand
it's tiny little pocket guns and snubbies that you have to worry about
No.2663743
>>2663741that's short for champion
No.2663744
yeah except i shot the guns and that wasnt the case at all the bigass revolver kicked bigly the lil 9mm or whatever didnt do shit
No.2663745
although if youre trying to compare to a snubby yeah sure but who the fuck
No.2663746
thank god i live in a civilized European country where i don't have to worry about guns
dont @ me amerifats
go on a diet
No.2663747
*lops your hand off with a machete*
No.2663749
didnt shower…. didnt do laundry…. aigoo….
No.2663750
are you in the country where the MPs are protecting paki child rape gangs or the one where they just legalized the use of sharia law or the one with all the no-go zones in the capital?
No.2663751
wish a paki rape gang (female) would come for me
No.2663752
are you young enough?
No.2663753
i dont have any grey hair….
No.2663754
anywhere in the world with predominately protestant european people could handle the responsibility of civilian gun ownership without issues
when you start to get into catholic territory youre playing with fire and with non-european people its just asking for trouble
No.2663755
took me 31 years before i started washing my ass in the shower im happy no one told me to do that beforehand
No.2663756
you gay or what
No.2663757
foightin' irish did a pretty good job of using their guns to protect their liberty, and they're in satan's backyard
catholics can be alright
No.2663758
I was gonna cite koreans but they're actually protestant innit? japs are too obvious so I guess next best example is taiwan, especially since the chinks are fixing to start their own little rape of nanking in taipei and their own little war of the world
No.2663759
*peter griffin voice*
OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES
No.2663761
once i noticed chicken breasts have something written on the package that says that 15% of the weight is "retained water" i stopped buying them
No.2663762
you're buying the nigger grade walmart chicken if you're seeing that lilbabyboybro
No.2663763
had a dream last night i reached the edge of the ocean and it turns out the entire world is contained in a giant inflatable pool
No.2663764
>>2663762the chicken that doesnt have that is over $5/lb at that point i can just buy pork or beef
No.2663766
quit being a city slicker. just buy a chicken and cut them titties off yourself
No.2663767
me and the niggas is porked up for real nam sayin
No.2663768
chicken breast sucks dick to start with. get some thighs bitch what's wrong scared you might taste something for once
No.2663769
chicken > beef > pork
lamb is where it's at