No.2655339
i want a bf
No.2655340
you will never burg
No.2655349
>>2655348i have this dude blocked lol
No.2655350
it was indians all along huh…
No.2655351
>>2655349sir do not block
No.2655352
bloody fucking bloody
No.2655353
damn thats crazy
No.2655354
what if toot was… you know…
No.2655355
a diaperfur?
No.2655357
dem boomer sooners are chimping out!
No.2655361
LOOK AT THAT SPEEDY NIGGER RUN HOLY SHIT!
No.2655365
go hori go
No.2655367
>>2655366this is funnier without panel 3 & 4
No.2655368
no it isnt bloody bastard
No.2655372
lil bros need it explained to them
it makes the joke funnier
No.2655375
durgasoft
No.2655376
>>2655369are they really his kids or did she fuck an indian
No.2655377
horiguchi won :3
No.2655378
did not think he would
No.2655379
>>2655376he fucked an indian bro
No.2655380
>>2655376well uhh lets see
he is a miga nigger
so what do you think he did
No.2655382
paste hori
No.2655384
STOP WEARING EYE LINER FREAK. ITS OFF PUTTING
No.2655386
so youre telling me theres a chance…
No.2655391
gleepys favorite joke always was he used to be an adventurer then he took an arrow to the knee
No.2655392
>>2655356runetrannys not like this…
No.2655394
toon this movies boring why didnt we watch the other one
No.2655396
420
plane
crashout
Discount
capitalism
paypig
Balding
L
English
No.2655397
wish i knew the 6 7 meme
No.2655398
if venezuela attacks our oil rigs its going to be the next 9/11
No.2655399
with what? stale taco shells?
No.2655400
they dont eat tacos in venezuela lil bro
No.2655401
, blustered the 4 foot 11 squat brown goblin man
No.2655402
they're going to throw venezuelan burritos at us that taste like shit compared to our chipotle burritos
No.2655403
*sends a line of big belly boys down to the front with bibs on*
look alive men
No.2655404
Biden should nuke Venezuela and blame it on trump for the lols
No.2655405
you mean take the credit right
No.2655407
BREAKING: Biden takes credit for Trump nuking Venezuela
No.2655408
*begins an ancient hasidic ritual making you want to use your tax dollars to attack venezuela*
No.2655409
>>2655406is this real chat
No.2655410
*logs on to onesixtwo.club to hear the opinions of a brown "person" on america and american politics*
oh wait who gives a
No.2655411
i once saw someone say porno now is just a commercial for onlyfans. it's such a sadness
No.2655412
>>2655406i wonder if midget women also demand 6ft chads now or if the midget community has shammed them not to.
No.2655416
we love BBNWs (big beautiful nigger women) here but that ain't it chief fr fr no cap
No.2655417
man i want to buy that commander deck rn but i have to wait until next month and i pay rent first
No.2655418
>>2655415crazy how this miga nigger hides his spic heritage by going by Ted Cruz instead of his real name
No.2655420
I have not met a single one before starting studying IT, now I know 2 personally, listen to 3 trans music artists, played Celeste and the thoughts "wouldn't it be funny if I was a girl" start feeling less and less like a joke
No.2655421
>>2655419he's always been a fat spic
No.2655422
ameriblubbers think changing your last name to "cruz" HIDES that you're a mexican?
No.2655423
>>2655417i'd chill man you can only play commander irl on commander nights youre better off getting norm cards
No.2655424
>>2655422you think I'm joking but he has every boomer and miga nigger completely fooled
No.2655425
Rafael Edward Cruz
No.2655427
i feel like he changed that name when he was a kid because it sucked, not for politics
No.2655428
BornRafael Edward Cruz December 22, 1970 Calgary, Alberta, Canada
CitizenshipUnited States Canada (until 2014)
No.2655429
a leaf spic
No.2655430
>>2655423>you can only play commander irl on commander nightsyeah and the club i go to plays commander every friday
when i want to play standard i was thinkin bout just buying those boxes of 1,000 magic cards for $30 that i saw on ebay and im sure if i buy like 3 of those id be able to put together a half-decent deck (or ill just netdeck and look online for what to buy cheap)
No.2655431
*rolls eyes*
ok lil bro
do whatever you want
No.2655432
>>2655430bro idk what your local play group is like but if you just slap something together you're prob gonna get butt fucked so hard you wont enjoy playing
No.2655434
>>2655432theyre extremely causal and have a 100% likelyhood chance of helping me put together a standard deck if i ask
No.2655435
>>2655433hol up this guy's fighting a hooker?
No.2655436
first of all magic is dead
secondly the key thing is to find people that want the same thing out of a game as you; if you sit at a table of tryhards and just want to play goofy four hour games (or vice versa) it will not be fun
third >paying for cardboard just use proxies stupid
No.2655438
sometimes you gotta beat a hooker
No.2655439
I quit playing MTG because my family bullied me about the hobby and now I have no hobbies and just sit in a dark room drinking alcohol alone
I had thousands of dollars worth of cards full play set mint grim monolith, lions eye diamond, ancient tomb play sets and just threw them all away
No.2655440
>>2655430> buying those boxes of 1,000 magic cards for $30these exist to take advantage of people like you and are worth nowhere near 30 dollars
No.2655441
first of all magic is not dead i played it last night
secondly theyre all casual, play commander, and were using precons themselves
thirdly its only $30 for this deck
No.2655442
*forgets the name*
No.2655443
>>2655441okay sounds like youre in good shape then hf
No.2655445
>>2655440even if every single card in the 1,000 card set was only worth 3 cents that would still be worth $30
No.2655446
remember when toss ripped his cards
No.2655447
>>2655444*pokes your eyes*
No.2655448
netdeck a cedh list and buy the proxies for cheap from here
https://www.reddit.com/r/bootlegmtg/these are high quality bootlegs that people send to wudy to fuck with him all the time and he has fallen for them in his videos
No.2655449
>>2655445and ive got some bad news for you bud
you wont find someone buying those cards at 3 cents apiece
No.2655450
>>2655445you are a fuggin retard man
you need to be told before you do something stupid
theres NO WAY you'll get any good cards you'll get garbage commons people wipe their ass with
No.2655451
>>2655448>paying for fake cardboardcmon man just print em out and put em in sleeves
No.2655452
>>2655446it was a counterfit
No.2655453
>>2655449>>2655450okay dudes whatever. im not even really interested in playing standard because card rotation is faggotry and i dont care about universe beyond cringe. there are formats where you can only use common cards. or i could make cubes.
No.2655454
uhbuhbuhb my lgs wont let me use those then find some people to play with that arent fuckin dweebs
No.2655455
and the rares will be worthless useless if there are any
No.2655456
wait til he buys a box to realize its all copies of one unplayable common lol
No.2655457
>>2655453i look forward to your update on this investment
No.2655458
are there any good porno subreddits
No.2655459
i used to do magic draft nights a lot
No.2655460
/r/jailbait
No.2655461
>>2655456>>2655457first of all they guarantee that you receive no more than 4 copies of a card in the box
second of all this is going to be in the far future after i have played commander a bunch and decide (if i even do) that i finally want to play other formats. and again i hate standard, so i might as well buy 3000 common cards and just play pauper or other formats. im actually really interested in playing '93-'94 only format
No.2655462
belal is getting wreckt
No.2655463
no time for magic we gotta raid!
No.2655464
>>2655461can you use all proxies for 93-94?
No.2655465
just play hearthstone man why are you trying to force magic so hard
No.2655466
>>2655464>can you use all proxies for 93-94?i just wont play with faggots who care about using fake cards. even if honestly i would prefer to use and buy real cards myself
>>2655465i dont want to sit in my house on my phone
No.2655467
i think my ideal cutoff point would be before they introduced planeswalker cards (jace etc, not like urza in the lore) that was when the pozzing really began
No.2655468
you can just download the battle net client on your computer and play hearthstone on your computer man
No.2655470
>>2655468i use linux man no i cant
No.2655472
>>2655470I play Hearthstone on Ubuntu and Fedora, it works fine if you use Proton, there's a really simple and short tutorial on youtube explaining how to do it.
No.2655473
dang what a movie
No.2655474
why are there so many hearthstoners
is the game in a good state right now am i missing out bigly
No.2655475
ugh stranded
No.2655476
i dont think ive played hs since like… rastakhans rumble?
No.2655477
never hearthstoned never will
No.2655478
>>2655472its unironically too much of a bother to fuck around with adding it to steam as a non-steam game and stuff i honestly dont care enough ill just play it on my phone
>>2655474actually everyone on reddit is complaining about the game real bad rn
No.2655479
is that why we arent allowed to go to the north pole
because theres an immortal frankenstein wandering around there
No.2655480
are we not allowed to go to the north pole
No.2655482
might go to the north potle later
No.2655483
>>2655474it's no overwatch 2 that's for sure
No.2655486
>>2655466>dont want to sit in my house on my phonewell theres your problem
No.2655488
>>2655475you didn't miss anything this thread is awful
No.2655490
hate when that happens
No.2655492
i just know lil donny sucked big z off
No.2655495
silver league toss pad
silver league toss pad
No.2655497
>>2655493wtf wtf wtf is that hair
No.2655499
>>2655494they grow up so fast…
No.2655500
hop on ifunny bros
No.2655502
oh there is now wtf
No.2655504
This isn't salty at all - Pad was clearly inviting his opponent and his family to a Canadian 'adult party'.
Pretty sure pad was talking about Poutine the war criminal not the food.
Pad plays exactly like how every opponent I used to play when I was under plat lol.
are we absolutely sure that pad didn't mean "hilter" as something like "one who hilts"?
I hope pad and PAC eventually perfected their 1-base and 2-base skytoss. They're off to a great start.
Pad did not build a single army unit until 6:46…bruh
they hate him
No.2655505
crazy what girls do to a sausage fest
No.2655506
dang i miss pad that guy was funny as hell
No.2655509
yall green and pink niggas yjk
No.2655511
turt
padder
brapper
toss
the four heavenly kings
No.2655512
wonder what fp is up to
did he become a pokerpro did he become a fbi agent
No.2655513
>>2655510what a time to be alive
No.2655514
all four gone but not forgotten
No.2655515
>>2655512remember when he would enter the thread and do a page long 10+ reply post and ruin everything
No.2655516
>>2655508>3 fighter escorthe fell off
No.2655517
those page long 10+ reply posts were great it really spiced things up
No.2655518
>>2655512more of a chance of sc2 reviving and becoming the peak of esports than the tranny reaching the fbi
No.2655522
>>2655519gay weeds gonna love this one
No.2655523
just napped for 3 hours straight
you cannot nap on napfucks level
No.2655525
>>2655524not funny
dogs don't go to hell
cats do
No.2655527
just spermed all over myself
No.2655529
>>2655526toot do something
No.2655530
surviving 80 hours IN ARMOR
No.2655532
what would happen if you wore armor inside a giant microwave and someone turned it on for 1 minute
No.2655533
>>2655531we've been warning people about tyrone for years man
No.2655534
what would happen if you were inside a giant microwave and someone turned it on for 1 minute, without armor
No.2655536
idk what that wow shit vid even is
what is it some deep wow jarpig lore
No.2655537
wow is the deepest jarpig of all time
No.2655538
steep wow jarpig
No.2655541
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No.2655544
is gobbledygook a racist word
No.2655545
hol up every call of duty game from 1-22 is on sale for 25-67% off!!!
No.2655547
mom bought 72 diet cokes
No.2655548
fat fuckin sow
No.2655549
>>2655531genuinely dont believe wowtards think this is good writing
No.2655550
wow is one of the greatest video games ever made
No.2655551
one for every of the 72 spirits
No.2655553
>>2655549post your writing lil bro
No.2655554
kinda wild that pad was toss this whole time and not one of us guessed it
No.2655555
6 7
No.2655556
pad is dead because you couldnt stop bullying him
No.2655557
TONIGHT
i burg
No.2655558
marvel snap is the wow, mtg, and hearthstone killer
No.2655559
>>2655557i was thinkin about 'wingin myself
No.2655560
ok firstly we all loved pad and never bullied him
No.2655561
im about to marvel snap your dick off
No.2655563
please god please let the crypto stay here where it is right now until i get the next paycheck PLEASE
No.2655564
>>2655563you are buying at the top?
No.2655568
whats the point of crypto
well never have another 1000000x like bitcoin
No.2655569
i need a quick hundo to invest
No.2655571
i was fucking raped
No.2655573
not everything has to be 1000000x
No.2655575
>>2655568staking, getting 15% apr
No.2655576
>>2655573it literally does
either its enough to turn $1000 into generational wealth so that i never have to work in my life or its meaningless
No.2655577
>>2655572you know how the saying goes "the green is always greener"
No.2655578
you need to find your calling
No.2655579
is there any "normal" food thats worse for you than a milkshake (1-2k+ calories, no nutritional value, not filling)
No.2655580
we dem ducks!
No.2655581
my calling is inventing
No.2655582
>>2655576poor mindset youll never make it
No.2655583
I'm at the point in my life where I'm about to just say fuck it and start abusing hard drugs like meth and heroine
No.2655584
my calling is hunting all of you motherfuckers down and then the raping and the killing
No.2655585
sure is reddit in here
No.2655586
>>2655572women arent serious people these polls are meaningless
No.2655587
dad will just move shit from spot to another and call that cleaning
No.2655590
>>2655579a six pack of beer
No.2655593
pad would have loved:
6 7
hearthstone revival posting
ow stadium
gayposting
No.2655594
milkshake has nutritional value dumb fuck
protein, potassium, calcium, et cetera
No.2655595
i love milkshakes
No.2655596
I STILL DONT GET 6 7
No.2655597
i hate faggots who really really want everyone to know that they arent hip with the young kids anymore
No.2655598
>>2655595you must be healthy
No.2655600
crazy how the price for the exact same shirt jumps up almost double in price when you go from a large to 3xl
No.2655602
dota card game? i fucking weep tears of boredom
tf2/hl2/cs/portal crossover card game? holy fucking shit i can't stop cumming and my balls hurt
No.2655603
you gotta stop cumming man
No.2655604
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No.2655605
>>2655603are you gonna put me in a little cage~
No.2655606
what if i told you there was a card game that fused the warcraft starcraft and diablo universe?
No.2655607
since when did hearthstone have diablo stuff
No.2655608
cmon man diablo was a pickable hero in battlegrounds he was nuts
No.2655609
how many kids did adele eat
No.2655611
>in battleground
*wheeze*
No.2655613
Stephen Hawking got to the island?
No.2655614
pubg battlegrounds?
No.2655615
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GOT TO THAT ISLAND
No.2655617
>>2655579there's nutritional value in a milkshake
nothings gonna offset that 70g+ of sugar but theres still gonna be some protein in there
No.2655618
>>2655599way ahead of you elon
No.2655619
>>2655604trump is a monster
No.2655620
adele was such a hot plumper
crazy that she gave that up
No.2655621
>>2655595huge +1
i drink them all the time!
No.2655622
>body positivityfats when a miracle drug that makes you skinny gets invented
No.2655624
Mechagon is a level 120 outdoor zone coming in Patch 8.2 Rise of Azshara, with more secrets per square foot than any other WoW zone.
holy shit
No.2655625
>>2655623you gotta go there to run mechagon workshop!
No.2655627
why the fuck would i go to that island? for the megadungeon they have there man!
No.2655628
megadungeon…???
No.2655629
a mega…dungeon?
No.2655631
I WENT TO THE ISLAND TO FUCK KIDS
No.2655635
duckbros we cant stop winning
No.2655636
wouldn't that be cool if i could sing like mariah carey
No.2655637
i wouldnt want that kind of burden
No.2655638
>>2655631TOOT DO SOMETHING
No.2655639
>>2655626is the joke that he's a spic too
No.2655640
i would only use my power for good
No.2655642
only idiots eat that shit so who cares
No.2655643
gonna sharpen my knives
THEN
cut onions
THEN
make a soup with the onions
No.2655644
>>2655641it's a free market libtard
No.2655645
>>2655644and trumps fucking it up retard
No.2655648
beef tallow is so niggerlicious
No.2655649
>>2655647bro varg def picks up a few bags of these when he's out grocery shopping with his EBT card
No.2655650
told dad i need to journey to nyalotha
No.2655652
Proponents of beef tallow point to its anti-inflammatory properties and high doses of fat-soluble vitamins including A, D, E and K, which benefit bone and skin health. It has a high smoke point, making it a safe choice for high-heat cooking methods like frying, roasting and searing.May 12, 2025
No.2655653
there is a nonzero chance that varg right now is eating odin's original chips and playing an rpg on his macbook
No.2655655
dem hogs are going to do it, they will upset dem 'sips after halftime
No.2655656
dem horns fuckin suck
No.2655657
i tried the steak n shake beef tallow fries and they weren't anything special
No.2655658
>>2655657you fell for a chud dogwhistle
No.2655659
Ny'alotha, the Waking City is Battle for Azeroth's fifth and final raid, featuring twelve bosses. The first ten Ny'alotha bosses have the following item level …
No.2655660
yall'ses
No.2655661
dads making beef enchiladas for dinner…
No.2655664
one or more of you is posting nonstop dogshit
No.2655665
>>2655661are you gonna slobber on his dad enchilada….
No.2655666
>>2655662ripoff of runescape chaeldar
No.2655667
devil number get
No.2655669
dads based
No.2655673
https://kick.com/stella-wowherenow this is the nasty shit were into here
No.2655675
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
No.2655678
>>2655676yaas kween slay 💅
No.2655680
were all going to die alone
No.2655681
its 2035
we are playing world of warcraft classic 30 year anniversary edition
we are 44 years old
No.2655682
hol up we dem horns!
No.2655683
2035 ill be an old ass man without a hair on my head and ill still be sittin around alone complaining about slop prices and firing up hearthstone
No.2655684
>>2655680wrong i will be surrounded by my ferrets
No.2655685
how much does hearthstone even cost to build a half decent deck last I checked it was like 1k usd
No.2655686
hot babes are paying close attention to me
No.2655687
im gonna shave my chest tonight
No.2655688
going to start wearing eyeliner like amlitzer and vance
No.2655689
took a detour to make some burgs before making my onion soup :3
No.2655691
>>2655689what kinda onion soup are we talkin here
the french kind with the cheese and the bread?
No.2655692
id play hearthstone classic
No.2655695
>>2655693i would fuck her
No.2655697
>>2655694that stuff is good as hell
No.2655698
weighed myself
158lbs but i look deathly skinny my hip bones jut out past my stomach
No.2655699
>>2655698i weigh more than double that
No.2655701
>>2655698no fucking way man that's like croatian skelenigger mode bro
you gotta be a biofoid or seriously malnourished
No.2655702
>>2655685if you havnt played in 90 days they give you like 5 half decent decks to try out and you get to keep one for free
No.2655704
ww3 is never going to happen
what WILL happen is everything slowly gets worse
No.2655705
im getting a boner
No.2655706
lotta lilbros are going to be SHOCKED when ww3 actually happens
No.2655707
ive had too many nuclear bombs exploding on the horizon nightmares for ww3 to not happen
No.2655708
we're in a war right now
a war among us
No.2655709
crazy how all i can think about is wanting to play more magic
adhd is a bitch
No.2655710
>>2655706shock shock shock
shock my dog i cant stop
No.2655712
hollup
youre telling me 2ml of fragrance is 30$? 'nancebros????
No.2655713
>>2655679this goes so hard
No.2655715
>>2655662this fight was fun on mythic
No.2655717
>>2655706nothing is ever going to happen
trump didn't even cancel food stamps man
No.2655718
>>2655679these dorks all wear the same shoes except for the gay cowboy one huh
No.2655719
>>2655712what scent are you gettin man?
i used to be big into it but i cant afford the game anymore
No.2655720
being really into cologne is a brown person thing
No.2655721
>>2655717its not up to trump
world events sweep all who stand before it
No.2655722
half life 3
banjo-kazooie 3
paper mario 3
world war 3
all happening
No.2655723
never
rare isnt rare anymore so itll stink
theres like 10 paper marios
already happening
No.2655724
>>2655721actually it is because america is the only country that matters and is the worlds watch dog
No.2655725
thinking about the mandalay bay shooting again
No.2655726
im thinking about sour cream and onion chips
No.2655728
>>2655719i dont know im a total novice and all ive discovered so far are things that i dont like
i think im just gonna stuff some sage into my sleeves and call it a day
No.2655730
*stuffs a black lotus and a pot of greed into my sleeves*
No.2655731
scentmaxxing is our last chance at normalcy
No.2655732
im thinking its time to hop on the escooter and get some beer and liquor
No.2655733
>>2655730*shoves the barrel of a gun up your ass hole*
i saw that
No.2655734
ass space hole bros
No.2655735
black lotus? bro you need that to make flasks!
No.2655738
i dont know if chasing the perfect bespoke jumpsuit is pure folly
No.2655739
Police show up at Grossgore's door for calling a viewer a Rapist - will be arrested if he doesn't attend an Interview
No.2655741
im a brony
No.2655743
>>2655728what have you tried so far?
No.2655744
>>2655739havent heard that name in year damns
No.2655750
gonna become a devious vizier
No.2655751
starcraft 3…
No.2655753
im already a devious vizier
No.2655754
ill believe it when i see it
No.2655755
>>2655753whats the last scheme youve plotted
No.2655756
how many of us are actively playing world of warcraft right now
No.2655757
hold on let me check
No.2655758
*raises paw*
No.2655760
going to try frying a turkey on my apartments balcony this thanksgiving
No.2655761
>>2655634this is real btw
No.2655762
https://x.com/yenthusiastx/status/1992045769382379699girls are going crazy over this sex scene in the witcher show
we need to study it
No.2655763
>>2655762yeah that's prob some pajeet in india
No.2655764
sometimes i poop AND fart
No.2655768
grow up
No.2655769
In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. shit is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the shit floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. […] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement. Hegel was among the first to see in the geographical triad of Germany, France and England an expression of three different existential attitudes: reflective thoroughness (German), revolutionary hastiness (French), utilitarian pragmatism (English). In political terms, this triad can be read as German conservatism, French revolutionary radicalism and English liberalism. […] The point about toilets is that they enable us not only to discern this triad in the most intimate domain, but also to identify its underlying mechanism in the three different attitudes towards excremental excess: an ambiguous contemplative fascination; a wish to get rid of it as fast as possible; a pragmatic decision to treat it as ordinary and dispose of it in an appropriate way. It is easy for an academic at a round table to claim that we live in a post-ideological universe, but the moment he visits the lavatory after the heated discussion, he is again knee-deep in ideology.
No.2655770
i am not reading that
No.2655772
might start drinking
No.2655775
>>2655774this guy is an afro pessimist and decolonialist who is anti linear progress
No.2655778
think dad might be dead on the couch either that or hes napping
No.2655781
hes nigger napping man
No.2655782
the last nap man
No.2655783
flow glow 3d today :3
No.2655784
girls named amirah do be loving circumcised pinks
like when ur a mother and u name your daughter one of those caramel stripper names u know exactly what youre doing
No.2655785
my collar stay poppin
No.2655787
you tried
No.2655788
im 5 beers in at anuddah music shoah (show)
No.2655789
>>2655786i have like 100 of these from my "im gonna gaj" phase im unhirable
No.2655790
thats why we're going back to school
No.2655791
in 20 years there wont be any jobs thanks to elon
No.2655792
heavy is the belly that wears the blubber
No.2655794
start wearing ghillie suits
No.2655795
mom just sits at the dinner table baby talking the cat just saying his name over and over
No.2655796
on npr they had a story about roblox groomers
No.2655797
damn thats crazy
No.2655798
i dont get the big deal with grooming
No.2655800
bellybeast bloatblob has been my best post ive made this month
No.2655801
wtf ufc was already on today
No.2655802
are you guys thinking what im thinking
No.2655803
we're so cooked
its over
No.2655804
IM THINKING ITS TIME FOR THIS 34 YEAR OLD GROWN ASS MAN WITH GREY HAIR TO GO GET SOME BEER AND A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN
No.2655805
aint no way
No.2655807
rotisserie chickens are a friday thing at a lot of stores. make sure you arent getting some old yesterdays chicken
No.2655808
chicken is chicken
No.2655809
white people be like yeah ima eat a rotisserie chicken
No.2655810
forgot i was gonna cut my hair today
No.2655812
someone needs to invent self cutting hair
No.2655813
they should make something thats like a rotisserie chicken machine for at home use where you buy a whole chicken and it does the rotisserie part for you
No.2655814
3 sticks and a fire is all you need lilbro
No.2655815
can people own a fire or is fire government property like water or dead bodies
No.2655816
im just sittin here blasting farts into my computer chair
No.2655817
>>2655771study for my math test!
No.2655818
>>2655774i think i keep getting the right girl in my palg
No.2655819
i wish armored core 6s ost didnt fucking suck
No.2655820
hmm should i get za or wings or za and wings or what…
No.2655821
my local walgreens or cvs or whatever stinks of farts
No.2655822
well which is it this is important
No.2655823
we had a intgaj phase?
No.2655824
tfw no cv..
No.2655826
>>2655819balteus theme is awesome
No.2655827
might drink and game tonight
No.2655828
>>2655825thank you crypto empress i will put all my money into crypto currency now
No.2655829
after watching eddington (2025) all these grifters make me sick to my stomach
No.2655830
*puts all my money in crypto*
*still has 0 crypto*
No.2655831
>>2655828*taps the screen*
No.2655832
liquor makes my eyeballs dry
No.2655833
yellowjacketbros what the helly is gong on!
No.2655834
>>2655832youre supposed to drink it not pour it in your eyes man!
No.2655835
>>2655833we dem panthers, thats whats goin on!
No.2655836
oh my god my mouth is on fire again these chips
No.2655837
>>2655836STOP EATING SPICY FOOD
No.2655838
they call me the pooper
cus i be poopin
No.2655839
eating a spicy asianpussyass
No.2655840
-1
No.2655841
they arent spicy hes just a pussy
No.2655842
having an asian gf would be so nice
No.2655843
whypipo aint season dey apa
No.2655844
whats the next stage of my life
No.2655845
sometimes i feel like i need to poop but im in the middle of something so i dont really want to stop to poop but then i stop to poop anyway because im scared that the poop will harden and get stuck inside me
No.2655846
>>2655841have you tried them? they're spicy as hell man
No.2655848
dont look at me like that!
No.2655850
>>2655844phase 3 of mop classic on december 9th bro!
No.2655852
gleep do u remember a couple of years ago when there were all those huge drones over the east coast and no one knew where they were coming from or what they were doing?
its aram time
No.2655853
CAM ON YELLOWJACKETS SCORE A FAKIN TUDDIE
No.2655854
what if i streamed me doing homework and studying wouldnt that be a cool interactive and groundbreaking new twitch idea
No.2655855
>>265584436 year old college student!
No.2655856
cant believe were all going back to college and getting our lives on track
No.2655858
hol up!!
No.2655859
a bus tickets only a couple dollars and will take you all over the place maybe thats what ill start doing just riding the bus all day to nowhere like a homeless geezer
No.2655860
wtf jacketbros dem panthers are marching down the field
No.2655863
lookin good gleep
No.2655864
uhhhhh
No.2655865
that doesNT look good bro
No.2655866
lmao that shittsburgh kicker missed two in a row!
No.2655868
slowly transitioning from one step forward two steps back to two steps forward one step back currently at one step forward one step back hopefully this trend continues
No.2655870
>>2655868what are you even on about mate
No.2655871
i hate when people have trinkets of their interests, grown ass adult with a snoopy mug or some shit, i also hate vinyl and plushies, i hate movie posters used as decor, i hate things based on things that serve no purpose
No.2655872
what about those cool polish movie posters
No.2655875
*looks at balatro sized belly*
No.2655876
>>2655825i need to buy the dip?
>>2655828this but unironically?
No.2655877
is that big? or small?
No.2655878
just remember not to gamble more than you are willing to lose and dont chase your losses
No.2655879
>>2655861lookin rough gleep
No.2655881
>>2655871peanuts stuff is cool man
you gotta like chill and go with the flow
No.2655882
ya fuck that guy snoopy is based
No.2655883
i heard that charlie brown is an incel and might even become a chud
No.2655884
its lucy's fault shes so dang mean to him
No.2655890
>>2655889damn this fuckin sucks!
No.2655891
alien covenant? bro you mean kyrian venthyr necrolord or night fae?
No.2655892
>>2655885FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
No.2655893
>>2655891us wowheads get this one
No.2655894
FUCK WOW
No.2655895
are we allowed to make our own private covenants with god or are they always a whole of mankind type deal
No.2655896
>>2655885STREAM ALIEN MAN
No.2655899
toon make sure you stream the peter weyland TED talk when youre done with covenant
No.2655900
toon make sure you have the photos of your penis on my desk by monday morning
No.2655901
https://kick.com/valeryxothats it im taking my white ass to colombia
No.2655902
you think having a desk makes you so fancy and important huh
just cause you have a desk you think your some kind of guy huh
No.2655903
>>2655880round boy kind of popped off a little there
No.2655904
i gained 80 pounds this year
No.2655905
>>2655903thats luke the nuke and you better put some respect on his name
No.2655906
hope some of that is on your neck from taking the neckpill
No.2655907
OH NO NO NO NO NO YELLOWJACKETBROS
No.2655908
SIX
SEVEN
No.2655909
>>2655904what did you start at
No.2655910
i gained like 5 pounds this year and it makes me feel like shit
idk how you complete fatfuckbros do it
No.2655911
*takes a deep breath*
*blows your skinny ass away into the skyline*
No.2655912
5lbs is nothing you can fluctuate that much day to day
No.2655913
>>2655912350 lbs+ hambeast hands typed this post
No.2655914
we need to go on a diet we can NOT upsize shirts again
No.2655915
is 5lb fluctuation +/-5lbs or +/-2.5lbs
No.2655917
wearing two shirts is a good fatguy move
No.2655918
being a 1xl chad is man's default state
if i need to go to 2xl i'm just switching to robes and tunics
No.2655919
its called moomoos if you are fat
No.2655920
do you ever look at your shirts to see what the equivalent size in other countries is
like a mens medium in america is 2xl in japan and croatia
No.2655921
theres no way its a 3 size difference thats crazy
No.2655922
moo moos?
simpsons did it
No.2655924
the most weight i lost was 15lbs in a month when i was 175
No.2655925
>>2655923it's called
risk tolerance you need to ask yourself that question
No.2655926
>>2655924wtf is that the iu diet
No.2655927
i have a pacemaker
No.2655928
*to the tune of u2 - elevation*
I LOVE GAM IN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOH
No.2655929
>>2655926i wanted to see what 1500 calories a day would be like so every day i would eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast veg stirfry for lunch and a pbj sandwich with a glass of milk for dinner while still exercising
No.2655930
i will never lose my chevrolet movie theater
No.2655932
am i going to need a mirror to cut my hair or can i just go by feel
No.2655933
u dont own a single reflective thing or a cell phone or somethin
No.2655935
>>2655933the only place with a mirror is the bathroom and i dont want to have to deal with cleaning up the bathroom
No.2655936
we need to keep a level head
No.2655937
OH NO NO NO SHITT
No.2655938
free diddy
No.2655939
if its a buzz cut you can get by without a mirror but you should probably use one anyway
No.2655942
tswift skipped zii…
No.2655943
dem yellowjackets are getting rowdy!!
No.2655944
fuck!
No.2655945
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2655946
time flies