No.2652932
i want a bf
No.2652938
>>2652935that is a r/crazyfuckingvideo
No.2652941
>>2652935this is just like umamusume
No.2652942
dang that actually was a crazy fucking video
No.2652944
https://kick.com/aidamoodi the milk truck is back with a new top on get in here
No.2652947
'you got the tap?'
No.2652949
we need to be playing starcraft 2
No.2652950
>>2652947*taps your creature with a spell card* what now?
No.2652952
>>2652950*taps dat ass wit my dick*
No.2652953
crazy how gleep is going to be the top ranked star craft player in the world
No.2652954
real talk pando as a gay cocksucker do you think donald trump was smacking bill's hog all over his face
No.2652955
>>2652934its the new weight loss drugs
they completely shut down peoples intestines
Morgan and Morgan has a huge class action lawsuit against the makers
they also cause kidney damage but you cant tell normie retards that because they think they can blindly trust big pharma
No.2652956
>>2652934gookbros unironically want to transform all women from left into right
No.2652957
i got stranded like a fool
No.2652958
>>2652946any relation to uriel septim?
No.2652960
>>2652946that was when she was blackiana grande but now shes arigato grande
No.2652961
chatgpts telling me i cant build a pyramid in the midwest gleep is that true
like a mile high pyramid in the middle of nowhere real wide base
No.2652962
real florida niggers know all about morgan and morgan
for the people
No.2652963
every anorexic girl ive known has been the dumbest bitch ever
No.2652964
theyre probably just putting on an act and youre falling for it like a fool anorexia is correlated with higher than average iq
No.2652965
>>2652961you need to check zoning laws i dunno
No.2652966
i haven't gained a pound of wait or an inch of height since i was 12
No.2652967
>>2652931his videos just aren't the same without the random heckler
No.2652969
thats weird being your full height at 12
No.2652970
you're weird
No.2652971
i didnt stop growing until i was like 19 or 20
No.2652972
i still grow a few times a day iykwim
No.2652973
>>2652971i don't believe you
No.2652976
i just want that new steam controller
No.2652977
she literally has a v as a chin there's not a universe she couldn't pass in
No.2652978
i just want a jgf
No.2652981
posting that has to be a bit. you cant really like that. youd have to be actually retarded
No.2652983
*picks up the dog whistle*
*blows on the dog whistle*
huh i think this things broken or something
No.2652988
>>2652986this is not what james naismith would have wanted
No.2652989
>>2652986wheres the full so i can jerk my dick
No.2652990
you dont see white boys named adolf anymore
No.2652991
*hops my brown ass on marvel snap*
No.2652993
>>2652992this post isnt true
No.2652994
just think
in two months we're gonna log into wow classic tbc classic anniversary
No.2652995
>>2652992this post is surprisingly true actually
https://voca.ro/140ogbuO0cf2 No.2652998
being so fat you need to get your nails done differently is crazy
No.2652999
wasnt ukraines front lines supposed to fall apart in january
No.2653000
forgot they were still fighting
No.2653001
>>2652995that does sound like someone saying that
No.2653006
look at dem ankles boi
No.2653007
bloatbeast bellyblob
No.2653008
sub to the grub
No.2653011
>>2653010horrificly bad post
No.2653012
>>2653005libtards will see this and say not all niggers
No.2653014
when they do wow classic fresh again we all gotta resub and play together
No.2653016
https://www.tiktok.com/@tinnyfoiler/video/7574249635699592503wtf is this psycho doing? they need to lock him up before he does something
No.2653021
>>2653017i dont get it but i do see the amogus
No.2653023
Ravens' Lamar Jackson misses practice with ankle injury
oh no no no
No.2653026
>The first thing you should do is get a friend (or rando) to give you a code for the new player campaign in order to get the branded structure deck (or whatever structure is available in the new player campaign while you read this). You will only be using this for three duels but it will make life much easier.
someone give me this yugioh master duels code man!
No.2653027
fuck there's a line around the block for canes
No.2653028
>>2653027bro i just got canes today!
No.2653029
we are going cane crazy
No.2653032
chicken places are crazy they all have giant lines except kfc
No.2653034
theres simply no way im waiting more than 20 minutes for chicken tendies
No.2653036
ill keep it a buck fitty with the 162 kfc is kinda good
No.2653037
bros is nobody going to give me their yugioh campaign code i dont want to enter some random redditors code
No.2653038
got a haircut and the old chinese guy cutting it commented on my bald spot…
No.2653039
(nobody give him the code)
No.2653040
i dont play yugioh man im a hearthstonechud
No.2653041
>>2653035saucy little jigger
No.2653042
what the fuck does saying you want bob bread mean
No.2653043
https://kick.com/annyy-luxthats it im taking my white ass on a boat to colombia
No.2653044
just warning everyone now that im about to shit and its gonna be a wet one
No.2653045
butter on both sides?
No.2653047
>>2653037bro, i am sorry
i quit yugioh years ago
No.2653051
moms such a fat piece of shit that it takes her so long to walk from the dinner table to the microwave that the microwave does that alert beep minutes after its done cooking
No.2653054
>>2653040i was going to be a hearthstone chud but then i played another card game and i realized hearthstone sucks like everyone says it does
No.2653055
>>2653054what about digimon
pokemon
magic
No.2653056
pokemon card game sucks its really really unbalanced
No.2653057
i went from bordering up all of my mirrors to being unable to stop staring at them
No.2653058
whats the difference between unbalanced and imbalanced
No.2653059
>>2653055digimon? pokemon? lmao come om im an adult dude
i downloaded mtga too and i want to play it and i want to like it really really bad but then i found out about the spongebob decks and the wokeification and the cuck shit and the gay bear card art and the my little pony cards and im like ohhh my god man i wish i could just time travel to 1996 and play when the game was cool and all the cards were cool and it wasnt gay as fuck.
i think yugioh is the only card game for a white man rn
No.2653060
heathstone is the best card game
magic has good mechanics but wotc are a terrible terrible company and have ruined the game completely
No.2653061
we need a new paradigm
No.2653062
>>2653060magic had good mechanics until they started jamming 10-20 new mechanics into every few sets
this year alone theres over 20 new mechanics its ridiculous, cant keep up
No.2653063
>>2653062i just mean like the base mechanics of how the game works are good, the ones that actual good game devs made 30 years ago
No.2653065
thing i dont like about hearthstone is that it doesnt seem like theres ultimately much beyond hoping you draw the right cards that let you win
No.2653066
>>2653065this nigga doesnt trust in the heart of the cards
No.2653067
dad smacks his lips like a nigger while he eats
No.2653068
>>2653065thats all card games bro
No.2653071
>>2653070they dont make white boys like this any more
No.2653072
2026 im moving to detroit
No.2653073
thats a mistake
No.2653075
>>2653068i could tell within 15min of playing mtga for the first time that it was way different and hearthstone was ass
No.2653076
im telling you you gotta get into majong
No.2653078
>>2653075hearthstone is way simpler thats for sure but the outcome of magic games are still overwhelmingly decided by which players deck is in a better order (assuming the decks are similar power level)
No.2653079
>>2653077we live in a sick, sick world
No.2653080
>>2653071thats what ive been saying man
No.2653082
like they look any better
No.2653083
>>2653078well its still way better than whatever hearthstone has going on. like my current deck rn the losing condition is not drawing the right cards fast enough and having no card draw and ending up with 1 card in my hand per turn. so ill have 30 health and 20 armour but ill just resign because i couldnt win before i started having 1 card per turn
No.2653085
woah 30 health and 20 armour?
No.2653086
no way thats a boy
No.2653087
thats the promare twink ive never seen the show
No.2653088
we need to see more shows
No.2653089
we got to shows every weekend man
No.2653091
*gets covid for the 8th time*
No.2653092
i wear my hood while gaming too
its part of getting in the zone
No.2653093
its too warm for a hoodie man
No.2653094
im rockin my gamer hoodie right now
No.2653096
*rides into the thread on a dromedary*
No.2653097
getting old sucks!!!
No.2653098
i simply wont get old
No.2653099
*jealously eyes that guys dromedary*
No.2653100
*toots*
*farts*
*hops on yugioh*
No.2653101
im closer to being 40 than i am to being 28…
No.2653102
you guys gotta hop on ghost recon breakpoint you can get the $120 for 18 bucks right now!
No.2653103
https://toontime.space/Anaconda.1997.1080p.BrRip.x264.YIFY already started lol
No.2653105
is that jlo??
No.2653106
gook recon?
No.2653107
Filmmaker Terri Flores (Jennifer Lopez) is traveling deep in the Amazon jungle looking for a forgotten tribe. Terri and her crew, which includes an anthropologist (Eric Stoltz) and a cameraman (Ice Cube), come across Paul (Jon Voight), who is stranded on the riverbank. He offers to help them find the tribe, but his secretive behavior puts everyone on edge. They realize too late that he's using them to find a legendary anaconda that's worth a fortune – if they can catch it.
No.2653108
yall never seent anaconda??
No.2653109
when he says the line from the trailer its gonna be so crazy
No.2653110
we need to go on a daring adventurous expedition
No.2653111
i never watch sloptype movies unless one of the boys stream it
No.2653112
we need to go on dating adventure expeditions
No.2653114
fuck yall im bout to boot up
BEST OF Channel Awesome References (Funniest Moments)
No.2653116
I DONT WANT TO WORK TOMORROW NONONOONONONONONONNONONNNONONONONONO HEL PHELP HELP HELP HELP SOMEONE HELP ME
No.2653118
>>2653116think of all the money youll make and all the burgers you can buy with it
No.2653119
>>2653117grok is this real
No.2653122
>>2653115this is the type of thing shaggy and scooby would whip up in the kitchen of a haunted mansion
No.2653123
>>2653116just think about how you might be able to retire in 30-40 years
No.2653124
its kind of crazy how guga and outdoor boys are extremely good friends and guga is the one who brought him out of retirement
No.2653125
what a nigger
No.2653130
>>2653126hes so freakin cute
No.2653132
okay im hopping my chud ass back on hearthstone
No.2653133
im so hungry but im trying to lost weight…
No.2653134
its ok to feel hungry
No.2653135
should i buy some hiking shoes ive never tried on for no reason cept that im retarded (they will be difficult to return)
No.2653137
>>26531331 big bowl of icecream never hurt nobody
No.2653139
>>2653136this hoe sneedta hop on ta 'stone
No.2653140
i could settle for a jlo gf
No.2653141
>>2653135first time i read this post i read it as
"should i buy some lichking shoes"
No.2653144
hop on marvel v capcom 2
No.2653147
lol they just watched a video and talk about because FAT COWARD GUGA could never go outside
No.2653148
great now the ESL euroshitter is shitting up the thread again
No.2653150
sipper my clock is saying 9:52 but im starting to think
No.2653151
wasnt guga supposed to lose weight and not look like a 162 poster
No.2653152
162 posters come in ALL shapes and sizes actually
No.2653153
5'7" 300lbs
No.2653154
6'5 155lbs
No.2653155
5'4" 280
No.2653156
6'2 180lbs
No.2653160
>>2653146this is diabetes propaganda
No.2653163
>>2653162im only 45sec in but shes eyeballin most of these correctly imo
No.2653165
yeah shes a beast
i need a nice slim blonde older lady to drink too much alcohol with every day
No.2653166
a million dollars used to be big money in the 90s
No.2653167
if i had a million dollars
No.2653168
i would rather have an rs3 partyhat than a bitcoin
No.2653169
>>2653162she could fix me
No.2653170
>>2653163the first double is way too big
and being able to eyeball a cup of alcohol is 100% confirmation you are an alcoholic
No.2653171
>>2653162ywn bang her and pay alimony
No.2653172
there is nothing wrong with being an alcoholic
No.2653173
itll be out when its out
and we like that
No.2653174
i gotta finish the bottle so its empty *buys another*
No.2653175
we need to be big game hunting
No.2653176
carollers gotta be a myth man
aint no way crazy ass white people really go house to house singing for people
No.2653178
>>2653177you think thats a scam or actually her? doesnt tryst do vetting?
geeze only 800 bucks
No.2653180
toot takes pictures through our computers and makes deepfake porn out of all of us she sent me some
No.2653182
fake news
No.2653183
i dont have a webcam man
No.2653187
i prefer
>>2653161 over
>>2653162 and you all can put that ong
No.2653188
i knew there was something fishy about that paraguayan snake hunting priest
No.2653189
that movie was kinda cheeks
No.2653190
i thought it was a fun movie
No.2653192
i thought the snakes were going to be bigger
No.2653193
okay honestly after a couple games tonight i gotta say hearthstone actually is bussin I'm sorry for cheating on you for other girls (mtga, yugioh) even if it was just a day
No.2653194
The.American.Revolution.Ken.Burns.PBS.2025.1080p.x265.HEVC.MP4.AC3.Web-DL
it's up
No.2653197
getting fucked up off the 2 liter coca cola bong
No.2653198
i look like a roman emperor
No.2653199
i look like a child
No.2653200
bros hop on heroes of might and magic 3
No.2653201
mom found the helm of heavenly enlightenment
No.2653202
heroes of blessing of might and blessing of wisdom?
No.2653203
feel like my delt is the limiting factor in my hammer curl progression which feels a little sussy
No.2653204
whats a delt
No.2653205
grok
No.2653207
dont look at me like that!
No.2653210
>>2653194if it doesn't bring up the masons then it's trash
No.2653211
what fool would buy a meta quest when the frame is so close
No.2653214
clam u up
No.2653221
>>2653220shes such an iconic figure
No.2653223
nice link hearthretard
No.2653225
its popping?
a dead card game is poppin?
No.2653226
dsp might not reach his goal
No.2653227
>>2653226those bills aren't gonna pay themselves..
No.2653229
they can pay themselves if you enroll in autopay
No.2653230
if i had $1 to my name i would give it to dsp right fucking now
No.2653231
i feel like getting really drunk
No.2653232
dont do it…
No.2653234
>>2653230you would pay like a 20 cent premium for that dono man you would need a dolla twenty
No.2653235
league of legends doesnt have voice chat?
No.2653236
it does though?
No.2653237
i heard it doesnt i dont play the game
No.2653238
i hate you people
No.2653239
:<
No.2653240
i hate
No.2653241
everything about you
No.2653242
won an aram
now its time for bed
No.2653243
you're just a born hater
No.2653244
ive been farting sorry
No.2653245
how do i know if i have gayface
No.2653246
ask grok
No.2653247
well, umm, are you gay?
No.2653248
i dont see how thats relevant
No.2653249
is it illegal to put kabbalistic death curses on people or are all the witchcraft and sorcery laws off the books
No.2653250
pickled jalapeno slices
underrated snack
No.2653252
please god please give pham hanni the strength to find her way back from antarctica
No.2653253
>>2653252she's trying to uncover the mysteries of the hollow earth
No.2653254
im whistling with my ass
No.2653255
the agarthans wont look kindly on an eastern intruder
No.2653256
the agarthans can suck my tiny little cock
No.2653257
the lizard dudes from skyrim?
kinda weird bro
No.2653258
i got nothing to watch
No.2653262
hahaha SIX SEVEENNNNN
No.2653264
https://kick.com/pauchikitagleepy are y ou seeing this
No.2653265
>>2653259idk what your implying with that pic man
No.2653267
bro theres NO WAY pham hanni and wony are the same age
No.2653268
im drunk and high!
No.2653269
gleep dawg we have GOT to get to south america man!
No.2653270
first thing id do when i got to south america would be find the biggest booty latina and then rub all sorts of refried beans and guacamole all over her big ass and then eat tortilla chips off of it
No.2653271
you guys talk about all these dweebs stars ive never heard of
No.2653272
>>2653237it does nobody uses it
No.2653273
id feel a little better if the first we could do is check into our airbnb first maybe drop off our luggage and settle down and in a little bit
No.2653274
>>2653273*flicks a toenail at you*
No.2653275
should i get a ps5 now or wait for the steambox
No.2653276
>steambox
lol, you can run steam in big picture mode already.
but it depends, what game are you interested in?
i have 0 regrets for getting ps5, but i'm a sucker for physical games
No.2653277
and ps5 controller is amazing btw
No.2653278
>>2653276my pc hasn't been updated in a while so i'm weighing my options, i'd also get the disc version so i can get the game boxes
No.2653282
what exclusives man?
ghost of yotei sucks
No.2653283
for me its 11 hours minimum
No.2653284
sleep 7 hours
wake up
take a day time nap for another 3 hours
yup its the beerbelly bloatblob neetfuck
No.2653285
>>2653278it's $500 or something, plug and play machine.
btw, there is a thing called ps+ subscription that makes a lot of people hate sony and don't ever want to get ps consoles because of it.
essential sub is $10 per month, or $80 per year.
you will get 2-3 games each month "for free", some of them are worth $30-40.
but the thing that most people hate is, you can only play mp games if you have ps+ sub.
and ps+ sub you can upload saves to the cloud, without ps+, your saves are stored in the console.
just a little info before you decide
No.2653286
i bought a series x for $500 a 1440p monitor for $250 and a 4k tv to go with it and used my xbox for like 3 months
lol
No.2653287
>>2653270you dont want an esposita bro they turn into goblins before they hit 30
No.2653289
amazons black friday just started
No.2653290
i'm NOT getting prime
No.2653291
the sandals i paid $19 for are now $11 wtf
im taking my ass to the ups store tomorrow
No.2653292
its winter man
No.2653294
its mid 60s all week man! the globe has warmed!!
No.2653297
miku spotted
No.2653298
>>2653296why put your plastic game cases in a plastic case man
No.2653299
>>2653298to protect cases, i don't want them scratched
No.2653300
>>2653299bro? the case is there to protect the disc!
No.2653301
it's like a car man.
when you have a car, you need to take care of the outside as well.
you don't take care of a car only to protect the engine.
No.2653302
gotta protect the whole package
No.2653303
good news i have been nominated in the category of "porno king" at the yearly av awards
No.2653304
yatta!
No.2653305
back from the dentist
no cavities but a lot of acid erosion
No.2653306
it's not a car it's a mass produced video game
they made millions of them
No.2653307
tired of all the shitskins. whites arent even that great to live around but i cant even have that
No.2653309
i dont have a car
i have an electric scooter
No.2653310
>>2653306and they don't make millions of cars?
No.2653311
>>2653310cars are expensive a replacement plastic case is like $2
No.2653312
if you ever even need one since the case is just there to protect the disc
No.2653313
>>2653308dunno what that means i drink urge (surge)
No.2653314
well it's your money and games, do what you want
i dont understand buying a case for your case though
No.2653315
hey do what you want man.
some people don't even take dolls out of the box.
if you don't want to protect your game boxes, then don't.
i will.
No.2653317
>>2653316so you can buy more case cases?
No.2653318
they should invent protective cases for skol bottles
No.2653319
>>2653313it means you have an eating disorder bro
you need help
No.2653320
god i wish i could invest rn
someone lend me a quick hundo
No.2653321
stop asking me for money
No.2653322
>>2653319you never help me
No.2653323
>>2653322you dont deserve it
No.2653324
was wearing contacts and tried adjusting my glasses
No.2653326
*deteriorates*
No.2653328
zii needs your support
No.2653329
we need a purge. all the single mothers, migrants, fatties, ceos, fags, burned away like the black plague so we can recover
No.2653330
i know this pretty rave girl
No.2653332
i dont like my haircut
No.2653333
its nbd just let it grow out for half a year and get a new style
No.2653334
You can buy a 4 inch Mora online for less than $20. After committing the murder, hold onto the knife and bike to the outskirts of your town/city. Drop it in a small body of water where nobody bothers to look in time. All the evidence will be gone in a day, no matter how much it had your DNA on it.
Here's a good, incognito outfit for hunting and killing fecaloids. Of course wear like a scarf over the lower half of your face that you can quickly remove.
It doesn't matter how much you stab your victims, you will only do real damage once you hit the carotid/subclavian artery or the heart. It will be quiet, over in 10-15 seconds, victim wont have enough time to scream. Vast parks e.g. Central Park are your optimal hunting grounds. No cameras, sparse enough, yet a lot of victims.
My favorite targets are shitskins who sit in public parks doing nothing. You can easily creep up behind one of them and slash their carotid artery. They'll have no idea what hit them.
No.2653337
what should i wear today
No.2653338
dolphin shorts and a tank top
No.2653339
a scarf to hide your lower face
No.2653343
ur fat
No.2653344
bro you gotta lost weight
No.2653345
>>2653336thats a good picture im saving it thank you come again
No.2653346
*crushes cat with my belly*
No.2653347
pretty crazy how we(humans) know for a fact that at some point sooner or later we have basically a 100% chance of having our power grid knocked out by a cme but we just dont prepare anyway
its not even a distant future problem like a super volcano eventually erupting in the next tens of thousands of year or something like that its likely to be within the next 100 years
No.2653348
The Chicago Mercantile Exchange?
No.2653349
what is to be done…a lot of effort and trouble for some sneeze of the sun… its better to close the curtains on this whole rotten business if it comes to that
No.2653350
>>2653345i stole it from the other kposter
No.2653351
grok whats the difference between intrinsic and inherent
No.2653352
@grok does that guy have gay face
No.2653353
toot integrate the grok support
or alexa
No.2653354
Le Sserafim, ILLIT Fandoms Protest NewJeans' ADOR Return
hol up
this is gonna get ugly
i gotta get in there
No.2653355
fuck it man i just bought two gundams, nippers and a knife
No.2653357
>>2653355lets see them gundams
No.2653358
GUNDAM FM SEED - GAT-X370, and
GUNDAM FM SEED - GAT-X131 CALAMITY
what a duo
No.2653360
now i have $100 until the next paycheck, which comes on december 15th
No.2653362
>>2653359thats pretty slick
No.2653363
now drop that last hundo on some hearthstone packs!
No.2653364
maybe i should support dsp
No.2653366
uh oh some smash sista apparently got raped in a hotel room by her transbf while they were both high
No.2653367
all the warning signs were there: druggie, gay, playing baby nintendo party games
No.2653368
>>2653348corona mass erection
No.2653369
i dont like thinking about scary stuff
No.2653371
>>2653369theres a spooky ghost in the room with you right now
No.2653372
i have a good story but i need to wait for americans to wake up in like 5 hours before i share it
No.2653373
>>2653372hop yo black ass on yugioh
No.2653374
>>2653373i am not hopping my wypipo ass on a kids game man get a grip
No.2653375
HEARTHSTONE IS FUCKING GARBAGE
No.2653377
i want a bf
No.2653379
am i supposed to know what that is
No.2653380
its the latest horrific nigger crime
get in early
No.2653381
im lagging way behind on horrific nigger crimes and i kinda like it that way
No.2653382
>nigger crimes
daily news
No.2653386
fat cat
allowing on the kitchen counter
allowing it to have a faucet desire and whine for it
No.2653389
cool i can eat fake numbers too
No.2653390
>>2653387>>2653388you wony tier skellybros need to start eating a bit more because how tf am i at 23.1
No.2653391
AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.2653393
you should invest $500 instead
No.2653394
i have entered the time cube
No.2653395
we already have 360hz monitors noob
No.2653396
it's kind of crazy how i can look at my naked body and not get turned on because i'm so beautiful
No.2653397
>oled
lol bro has never heard of burn in
No.2653399
>>2653334central park? ive been there.
>>2653378looks like the philly subway?
No.2653401
>>2653388ive been there and it didnt feel very good
No.2653402
nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
No.2653404
>>2653403boring post
do better
No.2653406
>>2653403there are still so many israelis in florida rn
No.2653409
we need twitter/x embeds
No.2653410
we need the posters that post the links to kill themselves
No.2653411
lil bro cant handle a link… lol…
No.2653414
>>2653412you cant be serious
No.2653416
>>2653406ashkenazi dont want to live in a poor desert shit hole, they stay in the US
No.2653417
>>2653413mom moved to west virginia told me ill inherit her house when she dies. big lol, she is getting a reverse mortgage and i cant breed
No.2653418
>>2653417i could breed you
No.2653420
vibe coding is tiring as fuck
No.2653422
>>2653414it looks like a sandwich
No.2653423
>>2653422its a wallet you bumbling baffoon
No.2653424
Epstein has evolved into a hitler-esque figure with both political sides constantly accusing people of being epstein; and his common sense ideology mirroring national socialism is fucking teenage prostitutes (always consensually and never below 16)
No.2653425
epstein is the new hitler fr fr
No.2653427
lil bro thinks he can improve himself XD
No.2653429
sneed to hop on twow
No.2653431
>>2653423i thought it was a macaroon, the joke being they are super expensive
No.2653433
studying for my math exam and i forgot everything we learned earlier this year 😭
No.2653435
>>2653433damn thats crazy because math completely relies on the stuff you learned before
youre so cooked
its over
No.2653436
>>2653435it's ok tho i am slowly remembering it
No.2653438
spent my whole life memorizing useless bullshit. never got the office job promised to me. 20+ year scam, could have bought a house with the same time invested in minimum wage child labor
No.2653441
>>2653437in
in
in
IN
IN
IIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.2653443
*wake up*
*drink out of the faucet*
*go back to sleep*
No.2653447
>>2653446For example, in Orcust, a rogue deck, you can summon a card called Predaplant Orphrys Scorpio to summon another Predaplant, Darling Cobra. That'll search a fusion card, like Ultra Polymerization. You use Ultra Polymerization to summon Predaplant Chimera Rafflesia, use the effect of Ultra Poly in the graveyard to summon back the two plants, go for Knightmare Phoenix into Knightmare Mermaid to special summon Orcustrated Knightmare. You use them for Galatea, the Orcust Automaton, then you use Orcustrated Knightmare's effect in grave to send Orcus Cymbal Skeleton to grave from your deck. You then use Galatea and use that to search Orcust Crescendo (a negate) and then use that and the leftover plant to summon The Phantom Knights of Rusty Bardiche that sends The Phantom Knights of Silent Boots to grave to set Phantom Knight Fog Blade (another negate) directly from your deck and use Boots in grave to search for another Fog Blade. Finally, you use Skeleton in grave to summon back Galatea to make the Crescendo live because in order to activate that card, you need an Orcust link monster. And then on your opponent's standby phase, you get to search whatever fusion card you want because Rafflesia is in grave.
No.2653449
the sink faucet man
No.2653454
crying is good you got this
No.2653455
>>2653453winbaby niggershit meme
kill all wintards
No.2653456
did you guys ever meet?
No.2653457
i hate you boring retards
No.2653458
>>2653453hope everything works out for you brother
No.2653459
bitfucks were crashing hard
No.2653460
the economy is crashing
its good news for us maybe we can all get gfs when everyone is unemployed and starving in the streets
No.2653461
>>2653456no which was a big mistake
idk after i tried to stop talking to her a while ago she got in a bit of a panic mode and started texting a lot
i dropped a few hints i wanted to meet but she dismissed or missed them, and i didnt really wanna force it
but today we got to the talk and i am pretty sure we both misunderstood each other and she said i manipulated her and how she doesnt want to waste time with me.. she somehow thinks i am really popular back home and not an incel (not virgin) freak
anyway tldr idk i insisted we talk it out so i think we ended on a neutral point at least
No.2653464
>>2653461u soundin real feminine rn
No.2653465
>>2653464did you just call me gay
No.2653466
>>2653372whats the story bro
No.2653468
america needs to be more militaristic and more fascist
we sneed to go starship troopers mode
No.2653469
>>2653466oh.. right..
doesnt even feel right telling it now tbh
i had to confirm my sex experience so i went to a massage parlor and an old ajumma gave me a massage for like 20mins did an ok job last 5 minutes she massaged my balls and dick
and then a young cute kgirl like 25 at most but fully natural no ps 7/10 came in and she said i look like a superstar and bumped my massive nose and it was really cute even if she was mostly pretending
and then we had sex but it was the same experience as before for me, bj felt meh, up her p felt like nothing, she tried ending with a hj but couldnt
so i think i just completely fucked myself up with all my very specific joing and i just really dont care about sex
No.2653472
>>2653470why doesnt tinny become an orthodox monk
No.2653473
>>2653469how much it cost though
No.2653474
ive been playing wow for 20 years and ive literally never seen stitches in darkshire, only on the road
No.2653475
wowposts are so pon
No.2653476
>>2653474you also have never seen a pussy irl
interesting
No.2653478
if i could get an hour with a natty kgirl for 150 in the us i might consider it
No.2653481
this weekend is gonna be awesome (just like all my weekends)
we got a chess tourney AND some music shows!
No.2653482
im quite gay for a white boy
No.2653483
im so ambivalent
No.2653484
>>2653483more like ambidickeddown
No.2653485
>>2653482out here changing the game?
No.2653487
>>2653486i would fuck her face so hard
No.2653488
we should start adding our pronouns to our posts
No.2653489
can we also have a land acknowledgement for every thread
No.2653490
>>2653461bro what are you doing? you are supposed to schedule a meet up within 48 hours of matching a girl and the date should be scheduled for that same week.
No.2653492
i need to knuckle down and lock in
No.2653493
*wheezes*
No.2653494
americans spend so much on lawn care
No.2653495
yuropoors dont even have lawns lmao
No.2653497
theres no way you are a she and a him
No.2653498
>>2653497no need to be a bigot
No.2653499
>>2653494its called living in the 1st world
niggers, indians, and spics spend $0 on lawn care
so what's your point?
No.2653500
>Wealthy families in America during the late 18th century also began mimicking English landscaping styles. British settlers in North America imported an affinity for landscapes in the style of the English lawn.
…
No.2653501
>>2653491anyone that isn't retarded just mulches the leaves up with their mower
No.2653502
>>2653490damn it takes me 48 hours to get a kakaotalk connection theres no way a date is possible in that timeframe
No.2653503
are you guys hype for the wow Black Friday sale
blizzard is going to let people sub for an entire year for only $1 but its a one day thing
No.2653505
>>2653503hol up will there be any hearthstone deals????
No.2653506
i just mow over the leaves and let the snow cover them
No.2653509
>>2653507lmao fucking owned
GAFJ
No.2653510
you guys are the dumbest lil bro fags ever
No.2653512
>>2653502you are so cooked 💀
No.2653515
full of pilk (piss+milk)
No.2653516
just broke the crank on one of the windows and you know what
i just dont give a fuck
No.2653517
the only milk i drink is chocolate
No.2653518
dont judge me but i just gave my paycheck to a findom account on twitter in a lapse of judgement
No.2653520
*fires up gimp*
No.2653521
>>2653518show us the chat logs bro
No.2653522
would you rather pee milk or poo bread?
No.2653523
pee milk obv and then i can mix it up with my poo for chocolate milk
No.2653524
i must resist the nap
No.2653526
i can be you findom
give me your paycheck you grubby little pig
No.2653527
that was not enticing at all you need to try better
No.2653531
>>2653525god isnt real retard relax
No.2653532
ate a small meal, labored breathing
No.2653533
what if god satan demons heaven and stuff isnt real but hell anyway is for some reason
No.2653534
>>2653527fuck uhhhh
gimme your lunch money nerd *grabs you by the collar and shoves you against a locker*
*sneaks in a passionate kiss*
No.2653535
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